It’s Wednesday My Dudes - Ep. 55: The Milk Bottle Murderer

Episode Date: February 23, 2022

The boyos all had a weekend, both really good and horrendous, so the stories are flowing this week. Zaks grab bag topic is just, MILK, Bryan breaks the rules he sets for his weekly question, and Ruxx diagnoses dreams. Rate us 5 stars and leave a review on Apple Podcasts! Links here to follow on social media! and find other places to listen!

And here we go. I feel like I'm just a better podcaster when I lay down this. I just need like a fat joint and like some brownies. We should do water. We should all. Well, Rooks, do you smoke? I forget. This is not the cold open, by the way.

It can be. Yeah. Like if you wanted to do a baked podcast i would do it but one i will absolutely need snacks like on deck and then two like i might end up getting like i when i like i either get the giggles or i get anxious as fuck so either i'm just gonna be laughing at everything you say or i'm gonna be breathing into the microphone like a psychopath and i'm not gonna make any jokes well we should it should be with brian and cory still on but I'm just going to be laughing at everything you say, or I'm going to be breathing into the microphone like a psychopath, and I'm not going to make any jokes.

It should be with Brian and Corey still on, but just Stone Cold Sober, and then it'll just be 2v2. It'll be like a terrible pickup game. We could do a Sober vs. High trivia or some sort of competition. Oh, Jesus. We just tap into the unknown part of our brain. Yeah, all of a sudden, I just remember everything i learned throughout elementary school and middle school and everything unless you were high all the way throughout elementary and middle school i don't know if

that's gonna really tap into some any memories or not but is that a real thing is that wasn't that like a thing from beer fest like is that real like you have memories when you're wasted and then when you don't remember them again until you're wasted is that a thing from beer fest like is that real like you have memories when you're wasted and then when you don't remember them again until you're wasted is that a thing not that i know of but like smell in like your situation and all that brings memories back so like if you're like went back to a bar that you forgot like the night from i'm sure it helps you remember some of it remember in beer fest when the plot twist was the one guy who died in the beer vortex had a twin what yeah just honestly i think they did this i think honestly it was such a funny move for them to do that and just be like yeah you know we're not gonna come up with anything clever we're not gonna do shit we're just gonna

say he has a fucking twin who's just as much of a tank you know it's just it's just in the jeans M. Night Shyamalan could never with a twist like that take notes yeah it's kind of a cop out great movie when they play

good back when Comedy Central had like good movies and was like the thing to watch and consistently put out stuff instead of just Rob Dyrdek on repeat for eight hours a day. Rob Dyrdek's on Comedy Central now too? He's on every channel, dude.

He's definitely on Comedy Central. Ridiculousness stinks, but every other Rob Dyrdek show is good. Ridiculousness is a fat L. Yeah, well well go back in the archive we talk about this shit that one's deep in the archive too isn't it that's like a that was a while ago yeah that was a draft right we we drafted shows yeah it was back in like 20s or something like that holy shit that was a long time ago been a minute all right um i have some dreams i've had recently

if you want to diagnose me again oh let's go jesus christ here we fucking go all right first one starts out it's like a walmart but like very specifically the one from penn state where we got groceries like every week rooks so like is it like a walmart or is it a walmart i'm assuming it's a walmart but like it like a Walmart, or is it a Walmart? I'm assuming it's a Walmart, but it's a dream. It could not be a Walmart. Are we talking Atherton or Better Pike? Atherton, because you can walk in,

and you go to the left, and the bathroom's that direction. So I had to go to the bathroom really bad. Is there a subway in this Walmart? There is. There's one in both. Gotcha. Okay, please continue. continue in the dream did not see a subway but i wasn't looking very hard um turn left try to go to the bathroom walk in the

bathroom it's like a locker room but it's also like full so i run out go to a different bathroom because i guess there's two bathrooms in this walmart it's also a locker room but there's like a stall open i go and pee but i pee is blue because apparently I had like a lot of blue Gatorade or something. And then it's just it starts splashing everywhere because I'm peeing so hard and it gets on my shirt because like white T-shirt. It's all I wear. So my shirt's covered in like blue and then I keep peeing and then it starts to be yellow because I guess I got the Gatorade out of my system. And it also splashes on my shirt. It's my shirt's also yellow now.

So I walk out with a blue and yellow tie-dye shirt, and then I wake up. What does this mean? So that one I'm thinking maybe you have aspirations to be creative in design clothing. You know, you're fucking – Get my Etsy going. You're pissing perfect tie-dye onto a shirt on accident? That's talent. Like that's just untapped

potential right there see i hate that i could see an etsy shop where someone pisses on shirts and tie-dyes them as an actual thing i don't know if that'd be on etsy brother maybe only fans only etsy's no that's like it's it's it's xc it's xc but it's three x's guys i think that that might actually exist yeah i don't we only sell urine based products i'll say tm patent pending uh i want that domain name that domain domain name is mine um i'm gonna explain this the other way i think this is uh the sign you got to graduate away from the white t-shirts i think your internal fears are mesmerizing that you're getting all these stains on your shirts you're these piss stains and you're just you're you're internalizing your fears and they're manifesting in your dreams

so i think does this mean i i go tie-dye shirt instead then exactly that's what it means it says you need to embrace your fear of stains and flip to tie-dye it's time to grow up throw out some tie-dye also graduating to only tie-dye shirts is a move yeah why did you run out of the lock of the first locker room it was full it was full so just a full thing was that what were the types of people was it male female animals i don't really remember definitely just people i just remember it was like busy and for some reason there's multiple bathrooms in a walmart and i went to this because i think everyone has a general fear of locker rooms i don't think anyone enjoys the locker room what's there to enjoy you know like i'm not afraid of it though yeah it's just awkward exactly well you said you ran out of there well i had to pee

it wasn't maybe naked dudes you are afraid of it and that's what the dream is trying to tell you but what about the whole second half of the dream where i'm pissing on my shirt and it turns into a blue and yellow tie-dye irrelevant doesn't matter it's all okay all right yeah it's a whole filler well thank you guys uh i have a second one if you want lay on us brother uh so in this one me and corey are out, and apparently I lost a bet of some sort. And the bet was to drink a Gatorade, but a specific Gatorade. You know how you do like...

Why are you doing Gatorade? Yeah, I was going to say, what the fuck? My electrolytes are low, I don't know. Like, what the fuck's wrong with you? Go buy Gatorade. That's what these streets are telling you. Go buy fucking Gatorade. Wait for me to finish this one.

So it's like a special flavor of Gatorade like they do randomly or whatever. But it's a penis flavored Gatorade. And so he like ices me with it. And so I have to chug it. What? And then I don't know. But then I finish it. I was like, that wasn't that bad.

And then he gets a second Gatorade out and it's a banana flavored one. And then I'm like, oh, no, this is gonna be horrible. And then I wake it. I was like, that wasn't that bad. And then he gets a second Gatorade out, and it's a banana-flavored one. And then I'm like, oh, no, this is going to be horrible. And then I wake up. So I just want to clarify. So the penis-flavored one, no hesitation. The banana one, oh, no, I can't do this. Two follow-up questions, or three follow-up questions. What did the penis Gatorade taste like?

What bottle was the penis Gatorade in? Oh, had to be Nibble Top. And what What did the penis Gatorade taste like? What bottle was the penis Gatorade in? Oh, had to be Nipple Top. And what color was the penis Gatorade? I don't remember what color it was. I don't remember what it tasted like, because I don't know what a penis tastes like, to be honest. So, like, I don't know. I couldn't really imagine it.

But it actually was the Nipple Top one. So, like, Rolex is correct on that. I think you just need to... I'm going to go the other way. I think you just need to stop buying Gatorade. I of Gatorade crowding your dreams as much and it sounds like you're thinking about phallic items because you went from penis to Gatorade my next bet was going to be eggplant Gatorade was going to be the third one yeah man I I guess just lay off the Gatorade for a little you know just take a step back like okay i'll change my schedule i won't get groceries

on on sunday anymore just ew like what i don't know man they're just too good to not bring up and be like these are strange and i need some help maybe you're attracted to cory because cory's giving you phallic items and you're putting them in your mouth it was all gatorade nipple top nipple top gatorade it's literally ribbed my guy like that is the most phallic fucking bottle on this planet it's literally it's literally formed for like maximum grip strength like you get to get the uh the uh was it the salt and pepper grinder on that bad boy? Fire starter? Ketchup bottle? No.

It's not sexual thumper. We're not doing that anymore. Oh, God. Yo, okay. You can leave this in, too. So I was just like, fuck it with my toenail, and I have a botched toe right now, and I'm bleeding out. Do you want to hit the intro, and I'll be back in two seconds?

Holy shit. It is Wednesday. Botched toe alert. right now and i'm bleeding out do you want to hit the intro and i'm gonna i'll be back in two seconds holy shit it is wednesday my nipples are hard now number one remove your bra i like nutsist in my butt i'm ready to go all of us a sexy thing my dick will go like and just flip inside out and it'll turn into a vagina and you take me hi boys intercourse penn Pennsylvania. You leave the butter in the crack. Why is my spaghetti fizzy? I want to kiss you on the mouth, baby. God damn, he's so good. Yeah, he calls me big time.

Ah, ah, ah. Wow, wow, wow. Booty. Of course, it makes me dookie. If you just wanted to slurp something and then spit it back out. And then I swallow. I want to die. Raw dog and low.

A kid's turkey based on nipples. He just got slopped. The rock's dick has anchor arms. I think I got to get out of here. Where did you get the paint from? I don't fucking... Great question. Who has vertical butt cheeks?

To the death. No, Bob, look it down. I'm fucking with this fucking guy, man. It is Wednesday, my dude. Ah! Yeah. Episode 55. episode 55 um how's your toe all right i got it i could i got a i got a bandage on it currently um yeah just figured you know i i'm sorry to the viewers that we had to skip over our little um witty transition we typically do but yeah it, it was an emergency. I was kind of

bleeding out, you know. But we're good now. Thank you. Sorry about that. Sweet. So this episode, though, grab bag stuff from last episode. Mean bags. Grab bags. Left and right. So it's going to be random topics that we

thought we should talk about. Because, you know know there's very little rules about it uh but we have rooks so bruh we have zach uh what's up everybody the song of the week is silver springs by fleetwood mac in this song stevie nicks forces her ex to sing backup for her and then she stares at into her into his soul and rips it apart on stage it is fantastic if you ever if you ever bored and want to hear the history of one of the greatest bands alive fleawood mac it is the best they all fuck each other and they write songs about it fantastic we love that love the history lesson thank you and uh cory's out he's a pasta accident to take

care of and i'm brian is that where he's going to dinner is a pasta accident to take care of. And I'm Brian. Is that where he's going to dinner? Is it pasta night? Macaroni grill? What are we talking? Noodles? Pasta. It's homemade, man. Pasta pushed him to road.

He got hit by a car. Yeah, exactly. Mariners, y'all watch out for them. I hate that. That's funny. Rooks, I heard you had an exciting weekend. Big time weekend. Our niece Denise, Jeff Goworthy, and Corey Mears both came to D.C., came to the Sunshine State, got fucking after it.

So Friday they show up. We take a little stroll around the monuments with some some beverage you knows you know just getting the malay of the land then came back went out had a grand old time all right i want to lead off um so i took them to the cheesesteak speakeasy absolute experience um yeah then we went to 801 in dakota to just classic places in u street um denise at one point spilled her drink on the bar and she was like trying to scoop just like the mess into her cup and me and me and my roommate mendy we looked at her and thought she was gonna drink it again so we were like no ew what the fuck and she was like you guys i'm just cleaning it up and we're like oh okay but like

that was bad we thought she was about to be guys, I'm just cleaning it up. And we were like, oh, okay. But that was bad. We thought she was about to be a gross guy. But it was dude's weekend, so we wouldn't have judged, but it would have been like, come on. But then we had an Uber back that night. It's just this insane Mormon dude who's talking to us about, he has nine children. And we're like, holy shit, that's a lot of kids.

While driving, pulls up a picture of his wife she's clothed in the picture but it's a picture of her bent over and it's just like the backside of her and she's like fully bent over doggy ready in she's wearing clothes but he shows that to us and he goes you wouldn't give this nine kids it's like no i wouldn't thank you for showing me um so that was a great first um there's a great first experience you know great first impression that's night one how many guys has that uber driver shown that same photo in that day that's definitely the 12th time he's done it no doubt um but yeah then saturday saturday we got fucking after it went out jeff and sheila came up the

rents came to dc man they got fucking litty we went to um we went to two bars that we always fucking go to during the day here's here's just a few um quotes my mom said um real life ality which um reality there was one point i was trying to get my mom's card so we could close my mom looks me her son dead in his eyes and she goes yeah the last name on its car mines by the way appreciate that sheila that might have been that might have been a signal it might have been a little bit like hey you might be adopted like that we could follow that she might be telling you something maybe but it was just she looked at me with the most serious face and just goes yeah the last name on its car mines it's like holy shit you have to do that back to her constantly now it's gonna be set i said it like eight times at the second bar we went good good um can't let

her live it down my mom on one of her um instagram posts are from thanksgiving this past year her my dad went to pick up the turkey she hashtagged picking up the turkey like that's a hashtag on the post so i made fun of her like fuck in front of everybody about it and my mom said would you rather pick up turkey or have gay sex with brian don't know how that happened but that was that was a quote i don't know how we got there um then we were trying to go to another we were trying to go to this other bar there's like we're trying to go to this other bar and then it's above a chase bank so you have to walk up these steps and go up but they have like a bouncer in the front and we're walking up to it.

It's me and my dad first, and we're like, oh, is there cover or anything? The guy's like, oh, it's all closed for a private event, sorry. And my dad looks at him straight in the face and just goes, I thought this was a chase branch. And the bouncer just was like, fuck. The dude was like, y'all need to get the fuck out of here. My dad had no remorse when he said it, thought nothing of it he was just like this is a chase branch

um my dad randomly at one point just yelled david lindhagen takes what he wants no i that's the dude i completely forgot the context of that but what a ridiculous fucking quote what an absolutely insane quote um i'm so sad i didn't get to go this weekend yeah it was based purely based on those quotes absolute fucking mess um and then oh yeah this is a great thing that i complete thank god i wrote this down because i don't remember this um my mom insta video chatted denise from the bathroom so that's great just fam we're out here thriving um shout out jeff and sila they had a great time oh we did brunch first before those bars too so we did an hour and a half endless brunch before those two

places that'll do it uh you gotta shout out her instagram handle man come on shout out sheila monster is it sheila monster 19 or is it just sheila monster i can't remember there has to be a number at the end there's no way she got sheila monster everyone go give sheila monster 19 a follow on instagram um but yeah so then we all came back we regrouped parents said goodbye um and we had some like some of our friends from the area came in we're going to decades decades lovely place. It's a place that has different music on each floor, whatever. Like each decade.

Yeah. We go to the top floor. My friend Johnny Baseball asked if we want a table. Not one person says yes. Everyone across the board, there's like 15 of us, no, no, no, no, or like 10 of us. Everyone says no. Next thing I know, Bouncer's putting a wristband on me. I was like, i was like what he's like oh this guy said you're at his table with him he's like

you bought the table shout out to johnny baseball spending a lot of money on uh on saturday we had we had multiple bottles we had beers we had a hookah it was no one asked for any of it so he didn't ask for like he didn't do the the buy and then hit the Venmo request the next morning? Oh, the next day, he sent us all, like, jokingly $200 Venmo requests. We all declined it immediately because we were like, we all told you no. Like, yeah. It was like, you have to eat this. I was going to say he was – I say he'd be a real one if he just bought it for the group and then no Venmo request.

But Johnny Baseball is a little... It's still a power move. It's just a little less of a power move when you Venmo request the next morning. But yeah, and then on top... One of the best parts of the entire fucking night. So you know how the bottle girls bring out the signs and they all like fist bump it in the air?

Can I... Sorry, I'll let you finish. One of the most pointless jobs... Like, who is that for? Who, who is, who is that designed for? Cause it only, it's only awkward for the people at the table. I'm like, just give me my handle bottle of Tito Tito's and go away. Like I don't need, who is that for?

Well, and it's, I don't know. And then it was also like when we got the table, we were kind of early cause we wanted to avoid like the cover really picks up at decades throughout the night so we wanted to make sure we got there early there's like nobody at the point like there's no need for us to get the table at that point eventually it did pick up and fell out but like there is no need for us to get the fucking table but so they have to have these fucking signs right and we could tip people put happy birthday people put whatever the fuck you're celebrating johnny, our friend's name is Mark. We've shouted out Milky many times on this podcast.

All it says on the sign is Mark is small. That's all it says. So this girl comes out, and I can send you guys the video. It's literally this shot girl has the bottle sparkling, and then the other one has a sign that just in big letters says Mark is small, and she's sitting there dancing with it for like two fucking minutes. Unbelievable. Dan posted that on Instagram on his stories.

Oh, God. Chef's fucking kiss. Beautiful. But yeah, had a time that night. Sunday, we were running on fumes. Corey did a great thing and was just like, I'm leaving because I know it's going to end up going. We're going to end up going out again, which he didn't want to do. I don't know if that's actual reason why he left, but we were running on fumes.

Smart. Went to brunch and then we were like, we could go out for a little bit. Great mistake. Went out, had another day. I am still fucking hungover. Like, I still feel fucking terrible. It's Tuesday. And yes, just what a fucking mess. It i still feel fucking terrible it's tuesday and yes just what a fucking

mess it was a great fucking time we had so much fun but i am just exhausted so um oh yeah so my rating is going to be it's going to be a two two-part rating um cory eric cory or denise asked me how much it would take for me to dance in like the shock girl outfit and do their job. My answer for how much money it would take at the time I said about a week. So my rating for this weekend is going to be about a week slash nine Mormon children. Hard to do the math on that, but I like it.

It's true. It's a lot of long division. It's a lot of long division. You need to create a book with all your parents quotes in it and then when they like 10 years from now just hand it to them and just have it you said all of this yeah yeah but yeah so sorry that was extensive just wanted to get all the quotes in there and make sure we didn't know i didn't miss anything all right zach top that i'm gonna try uh friday we went out i went out on a little bit of a uh dive bar bar crawl shout out side street saloon best pizza in chicago and glass scots so we got after a little bit i abused

the touch tunes probably probably deposited at least 75 in touch tunes you know my ass is not waiting for my song to come on i'm fast passing every one of those motherfuckers to the front of the line um so yeah uh such a waste spent money on that and i know brian's furious right now he's just he's just his blood is boiling knowing that i wasted money just to play music at a loud bar so much money uh yeah and you probably picked songs that are gonna play anyways or like just straight fleetwood mac yeah i mean yeah obviously i played ava i played brown eyed girl i played uh jack and diane i was just i was just ripping heaters all night it was an oldest happen night um so anyway so was pretty hung over the next morning had my first golf lesson at 12 30 so that was a fun little hour i actually had a good time

it was actually pretty cool so i'm excited to uh not be terrible hopefully anymore yeah uh then pivoted immediately i'm still pretty hungover at this point but we had dinner plans at this place called uh gaijin in the west loop it was like cool japanese food they put on the hot hot platter in front of you whatever and they serve food um so that was great then we went we went to a like hibachi it's not hibachi because it's like it's just a warm plate and they just put the food on there to keep it warm it's like it's it's like they call it korean barbecue yeah but it's like that kind of style where it's like just like a grill that's kind of in the middle it's more but it's just like a griddle like what you would put pancakes on and then actually the food that we ordered is like pancake style like there was one with like udon noodles

that were in the like in the shape of a pancake it's called like osaka style i don't know it's delicious i learned something new um but anyway so then we we ate at around the old people time around five so we had like time to kill to go out so we just went to this one bar we posted up there for a good like four or five hours until everyone kind of filled out the bars like rooks was saying but anyway so we're dancing. I'm having a grand old time. I am pounding just vodka on the rocks. I am just ripping it. I'm like a psycho. I did have a Topo Chico and vodka. They serve it in the Topo Chico bottle, an elite drink.

We'll be drinking that from now on. But anyway, so our group is dancing, and we found out kind of quickly that this might be a, like, moonlight as a gay bar and which we didn't know but anyway we're like whatever we're still having fun time good time anyway this guy uh this guy just comes over uh uh he's wearing a dump her or dump him shirt shout out britney spears i believe that's what he told me uh he was gay he comes up to me and says hi i know you're straight but me and my friends want to let you know you have a nice face.

I'm like, oh, thanks. God damn. And he says, it's very symmetrical. And I turned to him and I said, buddy, that is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. I gave him the biggest hug. And I was like, the only weird part was, is he didn't really compliment any of the friends I was with. So it kind of was really weird. Hey, fuck it.

It's not your responsibility, man. I'd take that and run with it. Exactly. Also, incredible that he comes up like, first off, I know you're straight. So don't worry about this. And then. But yeah, anyway, he came up and I was like, again, because he has no skin in the game. You know, he could just, you know, he doesn't have to say that.

He doesn't have to be nice. But he was. And honestly, he made my entire night. So we had a good rest of the time. Shout out that guy. Big shout out that guy. Big shout out that guy. I forget what it was like.

The bar was called like Dreams and Nightmares or something. They were only playing Meek Mill. But yeah, so we got home uh for on sunday when we did a little game night or game like game board because it's still no football on so i got nothing to do so my friends like don't play board games i'm like sure so i brought over a 30 pack of capri suns and a uh and like a variety pack of fruit snacks and um yeah we played board games and then i got back home ate a ate a full pizza eight wing uh eight wings um and about two or three rice crispy treats uh and i went to bed so yeah it was a pretty good weekend so i got i got complimented it was nice

no annie's mac and cheese this weekend nobody do costco's been out and i've been so sad i've been i've been checking every time on my instacart to add that to add the 30 rack to my uh it's like we're about to lose our sponsorship man i'm telling you man they've been out because you've bought all of them they're trying to restock and you just keep selling out dude i keep trying to be like like there's some stuff you can order off of instacart on costco that i know they don't have but i still try it anyway and i just get so disappointed when they have to be like oh we've refunded your fucking like annie's mac and she's like god damn it not again um so yeah so with that i'm gonna give i'm gonna rate my weekend uh two two symmetries hey nice solid two symmetries you'll remember that compliment for a while from random people i do but that's sticking with me for the rest of my

life i'm being 100 100 all right Oh, 100%. All right, Brian. How was the weekend? All right, I'll bring you guys down. So I was supposed to be in Ireland this week. As you guys can tell, this is my bedroom behind me. I'm not in Ireland this week. I woke up at 4 a.m. Saturday morning because my flight to New York was at like 7. So I had to get to the airport.

Get there, it's fine, whatever. Get on the flight, land in New Yorkork it's like 8 a.m my flight to portugal is at 5 45 so i have like 10 hours to kill so it's already like this is gonna be a really long day i just sit there for like three hours like get some food it's hella expensive because new york sucks i go to wendy's though it's a great how expensive lightsaber dude every meal was like $15, $20 for like crappy food. Well, how much is it? So I went to Wendy's, got like a $5 sandwich. Hell yeah.

All about that. But that's not expensive though. You said every meal was expensive. Except for Wendy's. Okay, there you go. It was the same. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Wendy's saved me.

So if you spent $20 at Wendy's, you're getting like, you're pooping out your butthole in like 20 minutes no because newark airport has like dope food but it's like it's still like new york food so it's really expensive top one dumpiest airport by the way newark airport what a dump especially when you're stuck in there for 16 hours so uh it was like 11 at this point already like four hours into just sitting there doing nothing. And my gate or my flights at like gate B and my gate C, the train that goes between C and B is like closed. So he's like, oh, you have to wait another like four hours or you can like go out of security. I'm like, let's just do it. I'm not going to do that. But then I wait another hour. I'm like, all right, I'm bored. I'm going to go out.

But I get out of C, go to B. B's just closed. Like you just can't get in. There's no flights apparently. I try to go back through C, but I can't go into C because I don't have a ticket that gets out of C. So now I'm stuck outside of security, just at the front of the airport where there's like one bench and just like the floor. So then I'm stuck there for another four hours. I also woke up at 4am, so I'm dead tired.

So like lay on the floor, put my head on my bag and just like take a nap, wake up like two hours later, go get Panda Express, eat that, get to my gate, get in line. They're like, oh, if you don't have an actual paper ticket, just a digital one, because I just signed in my phone, like go to the front, they'll check your passport. Go to the front, they check my passport. They're like, do you have a COVID test? I was like, no, you just need to be vaccinated. They're like, no, you need a COVID test. I was like, well, your website says you just need to be vaccinated. They're like, well, you need a COVID test. I was like, well like well your app if like TAP Portugal was the airline I flew out of their app if you look at if you open the app the first thing that pops up

it's a big alert that says like in the last like two months you don't need a COVID test to get to Portugal anymore all you need is a vaccine I showed them that they're like well I don't know what to tell you you just need tests I was like we're boarding in 15 minutes don't have a test like what do I do and they're like well there's a place you can get tested in the airport. I saw the sign to get tested. Like when I walked to that gate, it's $275 for a COVID test. I was like, well, one, I'm not going to pay that. Two, we're boarding in 15 minutes.

Like I can't actually go get a test. So I just have to leave. But I don't have a ticket home. So I have to buy a ticket. Ticket home is 275 and it's just miserable and my the only flight out is at 10 p.m so i woke up at 4 a.m to spend 16 hours in the newark airport to take a nap on the tile eat some canada express and then go home so it was bad i didn't i didn't like it it was not good i get i understand why that last sentence just sounded so defeated

like that's like i would have the exact same tone but that just genuinely like hurt my heart and made me sad it was just when that was like my first like big like outs like outside of like pa vacation and forever because of covid and i just got screwed over from it and i was like man did they check the requirements yeah they did so that's good i was surprised i actually had a refund on that on the flight and my hotel but other thing was i like prepaid for my parking at the airport because like i was gonna be gone for like 10 days it's cheaper if you like prepay so i get back and i like have the ticket that's already prepaid put it in the machine to get out and it's like you have to pay seven dollars or like whatever it's like because i'm not leaving the exact time i time i told them

i was gonna leave so i had to pay for parking twice because i like left at a different time wait so you had to pay you had to pay the prepaid amount how much was that like 70 dollars oh so you pay 77 dollars yeah that's just like i was like it's 11 o'clock right now you're gonna make me like it's just one more thing to make me sad on the way home this story is even funnier because like brian we love you but we just know how like cautious you are with your money or how smartly you spend just hearing all these charges it's just objectively hilarious when he's like it was the worst financial day of my life i'm never gonna financially recover from this no but he like he literally like also is like out of all of us bern would be the most responsible and on top of it

oh yeah with all the rules and regulations and like what you need going into it like i bet you check this like 30 times going into it so i knew coming back to the united states you needed a covid test but if you've had covid in the last 90 days you could like test positive like falsely and so you can kind of get screwed and get stuck like internationally so you can get a doctor's note saying you've had covid in the last 90 days you don't need to test so i got that so i could get back in the united states went at the front desk too i was like i have a doctor's note that i don't need to be covid tested blah blah i thought i just needed to use this for the u.s but use it for portugal like what was it a note from an eu doctor i was like no i i how would i have a

note from an eu doctor i'm flying to portugal like well that doesn't matter you can't use it i was like dude i flew actually to europe for the eu doctor to give me the note and then i flew back and now i'm going back to europe actually it was so dumb um and then the gym the next day this is a weird sight to see i was like doing like calf raises and it's next to like the cable crossover there's a girl in the corner just bawling her eyes out like had like a huge meltdown there's another girl like consoling her i like to go back between the calves and like some other thing like three times she was there for like a good 20 minutes just like terrible shape so that was everyone's out here just feeling it man hey i feel it burns it's down puts his arm around them

it's like i know guys it's bullshit how much time you got i should be in fucking ireland right now you'd be like you done on the tricep thing yeah okay thanks no so i rate my weekend zero out of covid 19 because you know yeah it's a it's a tough fucking break right there man i'll tell you what you texted us in the group and i just and i think i got all the text at the end and i think i just texted wait what's going on i was so lost yeah so it was lame but like you know no harm no foul got refunds so moving on um so those are weeks onto the grab bags let's back up to grab some bags bags of grabs uh we have one from cory from last week but we have zach's and we have mine so who we do who's going first let's i think we we save

cory's for when he's here right fair yeah if we can get through ours yeah zach yeah y'all got start out the floor is yours. All right, I want to talk about milk. I feel like milk is a... Let me get my hat. I'll be right back. I feel like milk has been getting a lot of slander recently. Apparently, milk was only a thing you could drink when you were little.

Oh, there's your milk hat. Yeah, I love milk. We love milk. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. It is a pro milk podcast. I just feel like, as you guys know, big cereal boy. I always post milk with my cereal. milk hat yeah i love milk we love milk hell yeah um hell yeah it is a pro milk podcast and i just feel like as you guys know big cereal boy so i always post milk with my cereal i've gotten the

high quality milk that comes in the glass bottle but i don't discriminate against milk milk is milk love is love you know we just we love milk um i just want to know like when did it become uncool to drink milk i feel you know i'm, I'm a big chocolate milk at brunch guy. Chocolate milk at any time of the day, really. Milk with dinner. So I'm just here. I just want to open up the floor to milk. We can rank your top favorite milks, your top favorite meals to drink with milk, what you love about milk.

I just want to talk about milk. We're going to open up the floor to milk. Jesus Christ. Let's just milk it up. It's been a long, oppressed drink and uh we're really trying to bring it back um you're preaching the choir though so many times i've gone to like a friend's place and like do you need like a drink for dinner and they'll like list everything in like the uh the fridge and they'll say milk i'm like can i have some milk and like they'll

like give me a look they're like oh but we're eating x food like you can't have milk with this it's like dude you have milk with anything i really don't care it's the best drink better than water i just i'm like so i know i'm i'm in between two milk stands right now you know i know i'm but i'm just gonna say i i used to love milk um don't you dare well you have a reason so yeah i used to love milk um dairy don't do the best with it anymore um shout out getting older um and treating your body like shit for eight for fucking years um but also just on top i'm not gonna even lie like do you guys you guys watch so sunny yeah yeah the fucking mcpoils who are obsessed with milk and always have warm milk and do they do no fight

milk i would love to try but there is um but the fucking the episodes where they're like when they're at marine ponderosa's wedding and shit and they're all doing shit with the milk it i don't know why it's gross it just did not sit with me like i and then after that it's not i it's not like i will not drink milk now it's just when i see milk and it's not as much cereal when i see milk in a glass i i get a little bit uncomfortable i really i feel like look at it and then all of a sudden i just see all the mcpoyles staring at me and shit i see the um the mute one licking her lips i just get i get freaked out wait so freaked out. It's the best. Can you not drink milk, Rooks, because you have a medical condition or just you've grown out of it?

I mean, I've always been not the best with lactose. And then as I've gotten older, it's gotten a little bit worse. Okay, here's my thing with that. Here's my thing. I'm calling cap on everyone who's lactose'm, what's it with your lactose intolerant? Everyone is lactose intolerant. If I'm just ripping milk and eating a bunch of cheese, I'm going to shit my brains out.

I get people like, oh, I can't, I do like one cube of cheese or whatever. It's like, everyone is lactose intolerant. Power through it. Enjoy the dairy. Take your lactaid. I'm tired of hearing about people who are lactose intolerant

and then like making it a big deal. Like, oh, I can't have a piece hearing about people who are lactose intolerant and then like making it a big deal like oh i can't have a piece of pizza i'm lactose intolerant like drink a glass of milk with your spaghetti at night and you'll be fine hell yeah right that's the top food with milk at dinner any pasta with red sauce the best you drink pasta you have a nice glass of two percent you have some garlic bread you actually have to have your mom make or you have the homemade garlic bread where it's wonder bread butter and garlic powder and paprika on top it's like that's like the trashy version of garlic bread it's like are you trash version it's like yeah we don't have any but my mom's like we know

we need it for this pasta dinner that's i um i'm concerned you might be lactose intolerant based on that everyone is lactose intolerant like on that. Everyone is lactose intolerant. Like, again, your body is not meant. I don't think your body is meant to drink milk. Like, I don't think it's built to drink milk. Like your mom's milk, obviously stuck on them titties when you're young. But like, other than that, like, I don't think you're meant to drink cow's milk or anything like that. Please, please don't refer to it so vulgarly, man.

Oh, I hated that. There's another drop for you brian but yeah i like i do like i do agree that some people can be dramatic with it for me like yes i'll still eat pizza and do that shit i just i just understand the consequences you know i'm i'm going into it like i'm gonna feel this and that's fine and i love pizza and i love cheese you know i'm gonna i'm gonna do it i just have you tried lactate pills ever oh yeah actually when i was when i was like really young like or not really young but like elementary school and like middle school i like did didn't didn't really do it i don't know if

we've developed more um in that field of science stronger medicine it i don't know if we've developed more um in that field of science stronger medicine i don't know if if that's a huge focus right now but i mean covid we've had so much breakthroughs in medical stuff you never know a mrna lactate pill let's let's talk to some scientists man we get made lactate vaccine baby um but yeah i don't i don't but then it's like then i'm like it's a whole process now it's like i just you just eat a isn't it a tiny little pill how's that a process i have to think about every time i go every time i go out and we're gonna get a slice of pizza after being out and going home i have to remember what am i taking birth control do i need an alarm on my phone now i need a reminder no i mean i think you just keep it at home when there's like cheese at home and

when you're out just be smart about it and not make yourself crap yourself you know i mean sure but i just hey hold on we're taking up milk's time right now okay milk has the floor what are we talking about this is milk adjacent brian i know you're you're big pro milk guy you're you're you're part of the milk lobby you stand milk easily uh can you just give me a rundown of your your milk routines uh your favorite milk kind of kind of what your favorite quality history your favorite qualities about milk what you like about it growing up big milk fan uh never grew out of it not rooks not a little pansy like that body just took care of it if you don't stop drinking milk your body will be fine that's true it's when you stop drinking maybe maybe it's probably just has not conditioned his body to accept the milk

i did i will say steve drop off like had it had it all the time going into like mid high school like always a breakfast and then with like snacks and stuff and then kind of went cold turkey on it i just especially i there's a problem my breakfast i would take from like i would eat in the car so i wouldn't want a glass of milk sitting next to me in the car um and then my snacks evolved into more hot pockets chicken nugs and like i'm not having milk with those that's that's not my thing that's just not my gonna wash it down with something brian continue i'm sorry um fucking water no milk man it's gotta be thick you gotta feel it going down your throat oh god uh growing up we would just have milk literally for every meal like it was just like that's the

standard drink so that's just what i grew up with so i never thought it was weird uh we used to have two fridges one was outside full of milk and soda like nothing else other than gallons of milk and soda i think my mom would get like eight or nine a week for my family we had like four kids so between me and my brothers i think we each had a gallon and a half a week or something like that. Graduated to college. I would buy four a week for myself. Rooks could attest to that.

I took up way too much room in the fridge. Oh my God. He had a full fucking Monopoly, man. It's like you're playing the game Monopoly. Two entire sides of the board are just covered with houses by Bra guy. It's literal bullshit. He would come in with four to six gallons of milk and just take the entire bottom shelf there's four there's four roommates there's four of us and now the whole bottom shelf is taken

in my defense teddy ate out a lot so he didn't have a lot of groceries. Teddy mainly ordered food and ate ice pops and Admiral Nelson. And then Hickey only had pasta. He had two meals. He had PB&J and pasta. The only thing I've ever seen the kid eat. Waffles. Oh, sorry. Breakfast, lunch, dinner.

Done. Waffles, then PB&Js, then pasta. That was the... Dude was carbo-loading for the last 10 years of his life. Crazy. Yeah, I don't know. Who knows if Quimbo ate anything? Quimbo probably didn't eat.

He burnt a lot of pizza. That's all I know. So I feel like my fridge space was justified. But I'm down to two a week now. I've got to watch the figure. Are you a 2% guy? So if I'm trying to put on some weight, I go 2%. Gotta watch the figure. Are you a 2% guy? So, if I'm trying to put on some weight,

I go 2%, but skim milk's where it is. I grew up on skim milk. I grew up on skim as well. I'm a skim stan. I respect two. I don't like whole. That's doing a lot. That's too much. I drink too much milk to have all my calories

come from whole milk. the problem with whole is if you bad the problem with whole is if you drink cold and jump up and down for too long you're basically making butter inside your stomach because you're turning yeah so fast it's um i was a skim milk boy growing up and then i realized that it's just water milk and like that's why i understand how you can drink two gallons a week because it's basically just it's just water it's just water i'm so you're gonna like protein in there like i'm drinking budweiser and you're drinking you know bud light is basically how i would equate it i'm a two i'm a two percent guy i'll vacillate between one percent once in a while but man ever since i got to the glass bottle milk i don't think i can ever go back like if that's the bougie part of my

life where i spend a little extra money on it might have to be the milk because the only problem is you have to return the milk bottles to the marianos because i had to place like a two dollar deposit on the glass bottle so i have like i'm looking over right now i have eight glass bottles 20 milk yeah i've got like 40 of milk bottles just sitting in my apartment if any chick comes over i'm gonna look like the milk bottle cycle the milk bottle killer is what they're gonna call me hey hey that's a good name though that's better than like something strange kind of rolls off the tongue a little bit i'm not gonna lie something strange would be kind of a hard uh murder name if like you were just yo you hear

that guy's rolling around you're something strange yeah he's walking around slitting throats you know what they're calling him? Something strange. That's kind of fucking tough. Sorry to interrupt. Go ahead, Zach. No. But yeah, I mean, I just feel like there's a lot of milk slander. And it might just be a Midwest thing.

I mean, you guys kind of grew up. I don't know. You guys grew up in like the, you know, like East. Very much East Coast. I was going to say, because I feel like, but you guys grew up in like basically the Midwest of the East Coast. I feel like Upper New York, all of our New jersey and new york listeners they don't appreciate milk every time i go over there they're like oh you just drink milk raw and i'm like yeah like nothing in it and like well chocolate sometimes but otherwise i like to just drink milk raw no yeah

anyone who like hates on milk i just don't respect at all like because they're also a shout out kristin any of our friends because like they won't drink tap water like come on it's not gonna kill I just don't respect at all. Like, cause they're also, shout out Kristen, any of our friends. Cause like they won't drink tap water. Like, come on. It's not going to kill you. You guys do.

Do you do so much worse to your body, but you're not going to drink tap water. Come on. Do you also live in New York where it's like, they have the best sewer system, like in the world. Like you're, you're stupid.

I said it to him in her face. Yeah. That's why they're sneaking cheese into it. It sort of tastes like milk. Exactly. Exactly. The tap water thing makes me so mad because i just and they're like the worst do you have any i'm like i i was i'm raw dog and tap water and raw dog and milk is how i feel like that's probably how you were to be so tall people always just like oh how's the immune system running man i just drank unfiltered tap water and i just was powering down milk until it was like seeping out of my pores

man do you know how many times after we went out to a bar some of the girls from our friends from college uber eats water bottles no their apartment that's your lion that's so many times i i can attest uh there were a few times where yeah give me names me names. Throw names. So many times. Give me names. Kristen, Jesse, Denise, Taylor, Noelle, Kelly, all of them. All of you guys. Body bags. Jesus. I hate your water habits. Branzadio, you're coming for the lactose intolerant community.

It's coming to people that don't drink fucking tap water. I'm not tolerating intolerance out here. We're going to really see if they listen to these episodes after we just call them out. They're like, oh, yeah. When they say, oh, yeah, we totally listened. Like, oh, yeah. Remember the part we roasted you about? That's crazy.

You're paying $7 delivery fee for a $2 bottle of water. I know. It's madness. Well, I will say there were times. You talk about money. There were times, too. There were times, too, where they stopped at, like, Are You Hungry and stuff, too, and picked up a bunch of water bottles and took them up. Yeah, that's better.

But also, they ordered from Are You Hungry when they were, like, really drunk, which is literally a block away. And it's a state college block, which is, like, probably 75 feet. So, no respect. Can we talk about, like, cottage cheese for a minute? Yeah, we can. Yeah, we can. Okay. I know, based on Rooks' response, I'm not a big fan.

It's definitely a food you can't think about while you're eating it. Otherwise, you'll stop eating it. The look and the texture. The noise it makes. The noise. The noise it makes when you fucking... Not even when it... Your spoon doesn't need to even touch the cottage cheese it's just when

it gets fucking close to it all of a sudden it starts like reacting with the spoon like that's just fucking a lot just snap crackle pop but disgusting like you guys want to hear some midwestern shit real quick it'd be zach's midwestern corner god so it's like a thanksgiving dish with no so it's uh it kind of goes along with the milk so after we're done after i'm done eating spaghetti right with my nice cold glass of milk, the next day rolls around, and evidently you have leftover spaghetti. So what you do with that spaghetti is you throw it in a frying pan, fry that up, and add cottage cheese to it and mix it up,

and it's basically lasagna. It's basically like Midwestern lasagna. You lost me. Lost me at lasagna. I'm sorry. Can't do it. And the best part is you get the fried spaghetti piping hot that you fried in the pan and then you add the cold cottage cheese you mix it around oh i'm so unsee i'm so uncomfy the noise i the noise of cottage cheese being in a

fucking frying pan and then you mixing it with pasta i am so uncomfortable right now it's good i'll have to make it's good i'll have to make it for you i'll have to make it for you i bet it's actually really good but yeah it's you cannot think about it i've stopped halfway through a cottage cheese so many times because i'll like look down and like yeah this is gross and i'll throw it away just gotta eyes closed go for it what's your other favorite like non i sour cream. Shout out sour cream. I like sour cream. Sour cream's good.

Cream cheese. Delicious. The little creamers at Denny's. You just take those shots. Those are good. Do that all the time. Those are good. Yeah.

Hold you over until your food gets there. Fuck almond milk. Those are nuts. Oh, yeah. Any version of milk that doesn't come from a cow's teat, I do not want. It is weird that it's just boobs. Like, it doesn't make sense. Literally no other

animal drinks milk from a different animal. That's why we're superiors. Why do you think we're the dominant species? That's how Zach got to be. He's over here mutating. He's over here mutating. He's over here mutating. Body's over here mutating. He's over here mutating. He's over here mutating. He's over here mutating. He's over here mutating. He's over here mutating. He's over here mutating. He's over here mutating. He's over here mutating. He's over here mutating. He's over here mutating. He's over here mutating. He's over here mutating. He's over here mutating. He's over here mutating. He's over here mutating. He's over here mutating. He's over here mutating. He's over here mutating. He's over here mutating.

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He's over here mutating. He's over here mutating. He's over here mutating. He's over here mutating. everyone give a last final thought on milk uh brian you go first um underrated very easy to uh bulk with it big fan of it tastes great it's the thing i look forward to most in the morning thank you milk milk is the thing you look forward to most in the morning bro other than saying good morning to you every morning rocks thank you i was like jesus christ pay me my fucking dues on this goddamn podcast um i'm sorry your mom your mom knew about us and i

was just trying to hide it but it's okay she oh my god i told it it's such an out there it was so we were all like what the fuck did you just say after that shit happened we were like yeah we got approximately 30 minutes till we need to get this woman some tacos And get her in the apartment Love you mom I hope you're not listening I talked to my parents about the podcast A little in the weekend I was like I hope to god They do not listen I pray to god

They said this like every once in a while They're viewers Back to milk Yeah it's fine I just... It's fine. That's all I'm going to say. You got it.

All right, I'll wrap this up. To all the viewers out there, you're not too cool for milk. Milk loves you. It provides you with the essential vitamins, proteins, calcium to grow big and strong. Don't be afraid of milk. Embrace milk.

You drank milk since when you were young. Never mind. I was going to get... Anyway. You're doing great. I was going to take it to a Zach place, and I decided not to. Anyway.

Appreciate that. Drink milk, everyone. Got milk? I hope so, because I do. Shout out milk. everyone. Got milk? I hope so, because I do. Shout out milk. Okay. Bra guy, what's next in the beanbags? All right, guys.

So everyone's most favorite romantic holiday was last week. You know what I'm talking about. National Organ Donor Day. So my question is, no, National Organ Donor Day. Any person in the world, whose organ are you going to take? Now, I have an answer, and I'll let you guys percolate that thought. Okay. So I'm choosing Mark Zuckerberg.

You know why? Oh, terrible answer. Because, dude, 95% chance he's just a cybernetic robot or a half-human, half-lizard type deal. That's the thing. You're turning into a fucking you're turning into oh yeah oh yeah he's got some crazy organs though he's a walking salamander dude yeah dude they're so humans got screwed on like a lot of things we got a good brain we got a good good brain but like all those other animals out in like the animal kingdom got like so many cool

like powers salamander I can regenerate stuff. Give me that power from him. I'm just going to reach into his chest cavity and pull out whatever organ I can find. Put that in my body. It would be great. Upgrade me somehow. Whatever organ it is. Superpowers.

Either robot or lizard. I'll take it. Let me just catch up with what you just said here so uh-huh you mark zuckerberg possible lizard possible possible robot ultron whatever yeah you're gonna reach in randomly you're gonna reach in just chest cavity grab whatever you can feel you're gonna put that in your body and then yeah you're hoping that that makes that improves something about you yeah you're i'll take a second you're hoping a third kidney you're hoping that it makes it so you can regenerate limbs that's what that's what you originally said i mean if he's a lizard

i'll take that so you're gonna take you're gonna take mark zuckerberg's fucking pancreas and then now you're gonna be able to regenerate did you say what organ or you're basically so you said he was a lizard so he's a spider-man villain you're basically trying to take an organ from a spider-man villain burns literally closing his eyes and grab bagging this he's literally just whatever terrible awful no no i mean anything's gonna be great either he's a robot and i can get like some crazy like kneecaps and like jump really high or he's a lizard and like rook said i guess pancreas and somehow i started generating kneecaps are not organs they're not organs what is what is the actual situation here like i mean you gotta pick a little scientific on me literally the question was hey guys like

what organ would you want i would just question was hey guys like what organ would you want i would just pick any organ like what's the order i would pick any organ slash kneecaps what the fuck you can't ask your own question and then have this fucking shitty of an answer to it you can't because there's not rules okay that's the point of my question i get to answer however i want to answer if i want to say kneecaps in oregon i'm gonna go with it also if you want fucking behind a desk his entire life mark zuckerberg's fucking kneecaps buddy you're not gonna be no no that's if he's a robot though he's a robot those things are well oiled so now you're not closing your eyes and grabbing randomly now you're picking specific things

i'm just giving examples of what the possibilities you're giving him an ocular pat down and realizing what his fucking weaponry is like what the fuck are you talking about you got to figure it out man oh i'm just saying no matter what you get either if he's a lizard human or if he's a robot human you're gonna get some fun does it does it have to be organs or can it be like muscles? If I said kneecaps, I think it's anything goes at this point. Brain would be nice. You can't take Mark Zuckerberg again, though. Just saying.

He's off the board. Do not worry. That is not on the cards. And Jeff Bezos, he's's there though just he might be counterpart to him also kind of crazy um i keep thinking brain you know i would i would like so um your boy doesn't read so good um and then on top of that like definitely gonna have cte down the line um but so like replacing that would probably be ideal you know that would probably help me out but then i'm also thinking like why not like full send it and let's take like tyreek hill's fucking like legs and then i'm gonna be a fast fucking speed

burning receiver and then yeah it's gonna it's gonna speed up the cte and kick it into high gear but like at least i'll live a fucking super bowl champions life for a few more years right i just can picture you like your lower half being really fast but your upper half not being able to keep up so you just like outrun yourself and fall backwards every time oh my so you just gotta bounce out a little bit this is a deep cut cut. And Zach, do you know who attack on? Do you know what the show attack on Titan is? Yeah. I would literally run like the fucking Titans because my arms would be down at my side and my legs would just be fucking going so goddamn fast.

Like I would look like a fucking clown. But I think I think I'm going to go with Tyreek Hill's leg muscles. I think I'm going to I'm going to get some fucking I'm going to get I'm going to get some four three speed in this white wide receiver. And we're going to go with Tyreek Hill's leg muscles. I think I'm going to get some fucking... I'm going to get some 4.3 speed in this wide receiver, and we're going to see what happens. The thing is, how short is Tyreek Hill? He's like 5'8", right? I think he's 5'10". You get some 5'10 legs on your frame,

you're going to be all torso. I'm 6'0", whatever, man. Those legs are strong as fuck. It's not like I'm going to actually be a titan where I can't hold my fucking upper body up. No, my legs will be fine under fuck. It's not like I'm going to actually be a titan where I can't hold my fucking upper body up. No, my legs will be fine under me. It's just they might be a little shorter than what I got now. And I don't have long legs as is.

You know how I look. I'm already a torso, my guy. That's fair. That's fair. It's going to be hard to find some jeans. Tell you what. All right. Well, yeah.

What are we doing here? All right. So if I'm doing organs i'm going to the original thing i thought about this for a little bit and immediately popped in my head i've got blue eyes right now but i don't have the best blue eyes you know who has the best blue eyes out there god it's alexandra daddario she has some of the best, the best blue eyes in Hollywood right now. Feel free to look it up, ladies and gentlemen. It does not work contacts.

I would just mesmerize the masses with these beautiful eyes. She's one of my top three hottest, best actresses in Hollywood right now. Lily James, number one, my girl, playing Pamela Anderson, and a baby driver, the best. Natalie Portman, a queen. Ages like a fine wine. Will never not be hot. lily james number one my girl playing pamela anderson and a baby driver the best natalie portman of a queen ages like a fine wine will never not be hot surprised the best okay and then alexander daddario beautiful eyes they are the best um and yeah so i probably i mean it'd be a shame because i wouldn't want to necessarily like is she eyeless now or does she just get my

eyes how does that work uh what if you have four eyes now and you can swap between i would say you guys are just trading i would say this is classic hooking up the two game boys together trading the pokemon gotcha okay so i mean like she's getting blue eyes they're not as good as hers but at least i don't feel as bad like i'm getting 100 blue eyes she's getting about 58 blue eyes so I can deal with that trade. I'll throw in like cash considerations or something. Along with it. I mean.

I don't know. Between you two, I don't know whose fucking answer I hate more. Mine's an organ. Zach's easily. Mine's an organ. You also said possibly robotic kneecaps from Mark Zuckerberg, man. At least I followed the rules i can call those i can call sex stupid but what you said is just

i got nothing bro if you think my kneecaps are sharp just wait those things i'm being like i'm on some infomercials where like i'm using my kneecaps like chopped vegetables but like look at these bad boys send me 10 payments of 1999 plus shipping and i'll come to your house and chop vegetables for you for a week oh god i just i don't know like i genuinely i think i'm gonna lay down tonight and my first hour of thinking is just gonna be what the fuck did you just say you know i can't i can't get past it i'm having a mental block about it look just because you can't understand the greatness that is what i just put out there for you doesn't mean you gotta hate on it the great just respect i'm not gonna repeat myself i'm this is this is this is not a conversation anymore i'm done i'm out well we've grabbed

our bags the bags have been grabbed thank you everybody greatest five stars leave us a review rooks you have some uh horoscopes to get time about it you got 10 seconds uh uh uh uh hey watch out a toe botching can come from anywhere We'll see you next time. you