It’s Wednesday My Dudes - Ep. 58: THE DON: 2022 March Madness Bracket

Episode Date: March 16, 2022

The boyos had to fill out a march madness bracket, but since our insight is lacking, had to do our own twist. We pitted each mascot against each other in a fist fight, hotness, badness, partying, and of course, how many 10 year olds they could beat up. Rate us 5 stars and leave a review on Apple Podcasts! Links here to follow on social media! and find other places to listen!

And here we go. What are your guys' thoughts on Pete Davidson going to space? Dude, I don't care, man. All these fake people going to space. Who gives a... I don't really care. Until we get to Mars. Until we get to Mars, like, miss me with all the space talk.

It's like the same thing with the asteroids. I feel like every year we have an asteroid threat. And, oh, just barely missed earth things that stink and and suck at you know actually happening people doing anything that matters in space and asteroids hitting the earth so miss me with the space talk wow okay coming out hot uh i don't the only pete davidson shit i know right now is like like i don't i didn't even know he was going to space. Cause I've just seen all this shit of him just shitting on Kanye over text message. Just be like,

yeah, I'm fucking your wife right now. And it's like a picture of him just like flicking off the camera, kind of insane shit to do to, um, someone who definitely has deep rooted issues, but like, Hey,

Pete Davidson, like you do your thing. Yeah. Deep root issues and the money to hire a hitman to actually kill somebody so you might want to watch out i just think pete davidson's gonna go to space kanye west obviously gonna be jealous so he's gonna have to go to space next gonna like fund his own rocket and it's gonna blow up and he's gonna die that's on my bingo list of like how kanye west is gonna die in the next year it's rocket explosion it's moving up pretty on the list also we should

clarify they're not going to space they're going slightly above where planes go which is not space so this kind of like space recently like like remember nick jr they're going to space jr we need hot jr there there's like a specific distance that is considered space by like nasa and they go right to that line and then back and they've like because there's like a war between blue origin is jeff bezos one and then virgin galactic is the other dude some old guy i forget his name and like one went like 100 feet higher than the other one to like one up each other so there is like a specific line which is considered like quote unquote space true but i could walk a marathon and say i completed a marathon and that's not the same thing as the

the olympics or the the kenyans who run it in like six hours or whatever yeah i don't think pete davidson's gonna come back and be like neil armstrong i'm better than you hold on i'm confused i'm hung up on one thing bird said so you said you have a bingo board for how kanye west is gonna die you're never gonna get bingo because it's just gonna be one thing on the board it's gonna be one singular dot it's 29 free spaces and one sitting here just processes the whole time talking like wait a second it's the dumbest game of bingo i've ever played uh yeah maybe not bingo board maybe just odds board is what it should be i'm at the races bingo board would make no sense because you just die and then you're like well can't legally get physically get bingo one singular dot on the board that's it

speaking of bingo um i saw this video do you guys watch the impractical jokers at all of course i've seen a bunch of it so the one where they make him go into a big bingo hall with a bunch of old people and then keep yelling that he has bingo but he doesn't actually have bingo it gave me so much anxiety it was also it was just a secondhand cringe and embarrassment but it was it was so funny like i would probably rather i'm trying to think i'd probably rather like steal something from a store than do that in front of a bunch of old people like you just keep yelling bingo and then have them all mad well they take that they take that shit seriously too like that's their super bowl you know like yeah no it was bad that one specifically too it's like they have nothing else going on for their lives so like they're gonna freak out and

yell at them whereas like if so if you're in like a weird like focus group like one of the other like challenges they do people are kind of just like over it and like don't care and just want you to leave so they don't say much but those old people they'll come after you yo do you ever play do y'all ever play bingo where like it's not five in a row like do you ever play where it's like specific, like the four corners and different shit like that? I hate those ones. Like those ones, it's like, it's like, why are we making this more difficult than like bingo already needs to be?

Like, let's just play. Like, let's just do the classics, man. Why are we sitting here changing the game? Like, there's no need to. Yeah, I mean, it's such a boring game in general. They had to do something to switch it up. But gotta keep those 85 year olds with dementia sort of aware somehow. Yeah, I mean, it's such a boring game in general. They had to do something to switch it up. Got to keep those 85-year-olds with dementia sort of aware somehow.

Actual bingo is super fast, though. At those bingo halls, they are just ripping through the numbers. I feel when we played bingo in grade school, it was definitely more drawn out. Everyone would be like, all right, B1. Oh, yeah, B1, yeah, B b1 i think in the bingo halls they're like they're like b1 047 like and you're just ripping through it like with your big marker and you're trying to mark everything up so you started that saying you knew that it was like faster at real bingo halls have you been to a real bingo hall no i mean i'm trying to bring

back kind of the older people things for activity so So like bingo, bowling, the third billiards, the third triple B, triple B. I think old people games are infinitely more fun. Obviously, when you drink, anything is more fun when you drink. But at least for me personally. But I feel like bowling is a very underrated thing that for some reason we grow out of like bowling is not cool anymore for some reason when you're older i feel like it's catching back up though it's like when you're in like college it seems odd and then it's like you're an adult who's like i don't have anything to do i've done a lot of things what's something i've been done

in 20 years and then people start going bowling i have a friend who's in like an im bowling league yeah i fucking i am literal dog shit at bowling i i just try to roll the ball as hard as humanly possible i know i always end up throwing my fucking arm out and shit i always the reason i don't bowl consistently is because i always leave bowling looking like i just pitched a complete game goddamn lb i got my fucking arm on ice i'm doing like laps around the fucking bowling alley it's a mess rooks needs tommy john surgery afterwards exactly just throwing submarine out here the whole thing you get the bumpers that flare up it's like then he plays the bumpers he just whips it off the bumpers that is my favorite one of my favorite things to do is put the bumpers

up and just ricochet it off of it i just want like you know you know, like putt-putt, there's like fun holes. Give me like a bowling alley where each lane you bowl once and then you go to the next one and it's like a different lane. So this one curves, this one has a clown, you got to bowl it through. Like that'd be sick. It's a terrible idea.

That's it. Oh, is it a terrible idea? That's actually really good. Like bowling. So bowling is so much more difficult than like putt putt you hit a ball putt putt always has walls but bowling without lanes there are literally people that will just roll cutter balls the whole time like people struggle to roll an eight pound ball just straight down i don't even know how long the lane is but like it's not it's not as like

simple as putt putt is i'm not i'm saying throw some bumpers on there for sure. Because obviously you can't just be like, all right, curve this 180 degrees and go around this clown and into this corner and hit all 10 pins. Yeah, that's hard. Bumpers? Get some curves in there? I think it would be sweet. I don't think anyone's – it's going on my Shark Tank idea list. I'm just saying that.

You can invest early. I sweet. I don't think anyone's... It's going on my Shark Tank idea list. I'm just saying that. You can invest early. I just... I don't... It's... I keep... The one I'm picturing, which would be the least practical bowling thing ever, would be the loop-de-loop that are on puck-by-puck courses.

Yeah. That thing's lasted a few times because people are just not going to roll it hard enough. So the ball's either going to come back and then people have to catch a fucking little kids over here catch an eight pound ball or it's gonna like get halfway up and then flop straight down and just fuck the loop up like it's it's not a practical idea burn we could have some water features a little waterfall action come on it would never revitalize the industry dude nothing better nothing's more top tier

humor than when you enter your name into the bowling alley thing is like boobs or like i will say so i went to i went to like uh um i went to uh i think it was it was a christmas before pandemic and we did like a bowling thing for um or like work christmas party or whatever and it was that was genuinely i think the first time ever in my life i've put my actual name when bowling like that was the first time where i put just my actual name in and not something ridiculous or something stupid i'm pretty sure sure my name, one of the first times I went bowling was like a seventh grade birthday party. I've been pretty sure I put my name in as Balls

and that's all it was, just Balls. Dude, bowling alley is such a weird place. I feel like, remember like the animations that would used to come up when you got like a strike or something? Oh my gosh. It'd be like a guy pulling out like three revolvers and like executing,

the bowling ball would like pull out a revolver and execute the pins and be like strike. And you like geez that's a little dark there's some weird ones too there was so when speaking of this christmas party there is this group next to us it's like a bunch of teenage girls and one of them rolled to something and it's like the it's like this is the one where like you take you like take a picture when you like sign in or whatever so then your face gets put on some of the animations oh that's funny oh these so i'm assuming they do this animation for like when it's like three grown dudes and it's like funny to see but it's like three girls getting

in like a pillow fight and i don't know and then so you project these like we were like we were all looking because like they like the girl started like screaming they were all hyped they got a strike or whatever and we look over the screen and we were like oh like that's not good like no like no one thought about this like no one thought about how this could be freaking freaky like no that's incredible i'm i'll be sure to add that into my putt-putt bowling activities. Thank you for the idea. Appreciate it.

Putt-putt bowling, man. I didn't. Yeah, we're going to have specials. Monday, full price. Tuesday, also full price. No, hold on. Hold on. No, no, no.

No. The lead-in's got to be what day do you prefer to go bowling on, and then you just come say, it is Wednesday, my dudes. Like, that's the clear transition. Also, you can't say we're going to have specials and then have no specials the first two days. Yeah, it's like, there's nothing special then. You fucking ruined this. Hit the intro.

It is Wednesday, my dudes. My nipples are hard now. Number one, remove your bra. I like nuts. This is in my butt. I'm ready to go. Golf is a sexy thing. My dick will go like, boop, and just flip inside out, and it'll turn into a vagina.

And you take me. Hi, boys. And of course, Pennsylvania. You leave the butter in the crack. Why is my spaghetti fizzy? I want to kiss you on the mouth, baby. God damn, he's so good. Yeah, he calls me big time. Ah, ah, baby. God damn, he's so good. Dad calls me big time.

Ah, ah, ah. Ah, ah, ah. Booty. Awkward makes me dookie. If you just wanted to slurp something and then spit it back out. And then I swallow. I wanna die. Raw dog and lower.

Kid turkey based on nipples. Just got slobbed. The rock's dick has anchor arms. I think I gotta get out of here. How do you get the paint through? I don't fucking... Great question. Who has vertical butt cheeks?

To the death. No, I'll fucking download. She's like, fuck it. I just fucking got it, man. Yeah.

Episode 58, uh, March madness coming up, but we got our own challenge, our own bracket that we're doing. We're going to put all the mascots against each other. A different challenge each round.

But, what's this noise you're making? It's the intro. He's trying to do the Right? Yeah. For March Madness intro? Yeah. Man, I do not watch any basketball that's why we're not actually the top tier intro tell you what it's so good i apologize oh we're doing our own bracket

but first everyone how was your week both you talk at the exact same time yeah how come you don't introduce us anymore dick like aren't you the same shit like it's the same four of us i was ready i was ready to sit there and bust out one shining moment right now and then you just fuck it all up zach how was your weekend um my week my week was great um saint patrick got the nice all right rooks how was your weekend i thought he was gonna no uh saint patrick got the best of me a little bit but um but no it was good we uh friday uh basically i just spent my whole weekend at my friend's place down in river north a little farther south of me because it was saint patrick's day festivities in the city of chicago we always celebrate the week before um so they dye the river green and yeah we basically just started drinking at

8 a.m in the morning which was aggressive i walked with my buddy to get 80 worth of mcdonald's for the group to get us a good solid base which was uh which was good just good and necessary um yeah i mean it was it wasn't as crazy as prior saint patrick's days of getting older so i have to kind of i feel like my body just my body just instead of my body has like a mechanism where it's like a fail safe it just shuts down when it's when it's time to go home like instead of me being able to power through it it just says nope we're going to bed and i'm like okay fine uh so yeah took a midday nap rallied a little bit at night but mostly that was just to say you went out and then Sunday was just pretty much being a, being a big old crumb.

Um, but I did go see this, uh, this band last night. It's called part, they're called parcels. I don't know if you ever heard of them. No, they're very good. They're kind of vibey. I've been describing to my friends as they're the, a band you would play on Sunday morning if you're cleaning your apartment while all your windows are open and it's nice out you know like that kind of vibe

um yeah so it was good so they were good good to see and then tomorrow i'm off to key west for a wedding so i'm sure i'll have some shenanigans uh to catch up the group with next week but i'm just gonna i'm afraid i'm gonna sweat through my suit but i'm sitting with my buddy in the row right in front of the bathroom on the three-hour flight down there. So we had a plan of maybe just trying to clog up the back toilet, one of us, so no one can use it. Just to make sure to kind of cut our losses and make sure no one else can stink up the toilet. Like if we stink it up, no one else can type of thing. No, that's a horrible. Then it up, no one else can type of thing. No,

that's a horrible, that's, that it's fully stunk up for the entire flight. We're also planning on going to the, to the Chili's at about nine, I find it 10 40 AM, but luckily airport Chili's are open at 6 AM. So we're going to go to,

I'm going to Chili's and just start ripping chips and salsa and, and drinks. So looking forward to that. But, but yeah, for my weekend i would give it um three rides on the bus because we rode the bus at the bar um to kind of to kind of pass the time nice how uh how late you stay out on saint patrick's day because you like got up at like 7 a.m right so how long it was we we were like it's like 8 a.m to 2 at the one bar and then we then went back and took like a power

nap ate some pizza kind of took a siesta and then went out again probably from about 9 to midnight and then everyone just kind of tired and stuff so we all went back and crashed so gotcha yeah that's not bad No, it wasn't too bad. Brooks. How's your weekend? It's a good time. You know, wet went out to the big apple,

went to Hoboken. Um, ain't no joking. Ain't no joking out in Hoboken. I'll tell you what, um, went out there, visit our niece,

the niece visited Steph got to even, I even saw an appearance ryan hickey worldwide sports radio network our very own our generation skit bayless as i started referring to him as which he did not enjoy when i called him that at the bar um but yeah went out friday went and just um went to we went to this place called pig and parrot um that was actually very it was fucking bumping it was like great in the beginning and we had like a nice little corner we were all just like vibing and they were playing like fucking heater music you play sweet dreams at a bar like i'm in love like i'm just like this is my favorite fucking bar like i don't care what else plays um but we were there, had a great old time.

It got to the point though where it got packed and like the bathroom is all the way in the opposite corner. And then downstairs, it was like, it got to the point where I was like, okay, like I've slugged some beers now. Like I cannot keep pissing here. Like this is a battle every time I'm going to piss, man. I'm going through the hot gates in the movie 300.

Like this is bad. But so after that, we went um some bar called like irishman or some shit i forgot what the fuck it was called it was it was a great time as well um me denise hickey cut up cut a nice rug hickey's outfit man he came straight from work this man hickey was wearing like a penn state sweater he was wearing like these old man loafers it was a fit ryan hicky i don't think i don't know i don't know if hicky listens but man hicky's fit was crazy um but hey he was looking like a smoke straight up even looking even though i called him skip bayless he was looking like a smoke um then saturday saturday we had like brunch plans and

all this other stuff it ended up fucking hailing and like like it's like that hail that's like horizontal you know it's like it does not come straight down it's literally just going parallel to the ground so relaxed day like didn't really do too much um sunday came home oh my god fucking oh i hate dry i hate long drives i'm just not built for them anymore like i i just haven't driven much during this pandemic um or throughout the pandemic and now it's now i'm gonna be traveling more obviously so it's like i gotta get used to it again but like a three and a half hour drive i was fucking my car has this thing that tells me when my attention's low because i'm like jerking the wheel too much

yeah i'd be like jerking it you know like i fucking jerk it you know um like but if i jerk it too much then it uh then it says like driver attention low i got that like seven times on the ride back i was like holy shit i need to get home like but yeah that's not good overall overall very very solid weekend got some booze got to see some great people solid solid weekend um i'm gonna give it one big apple i want to give it a hoboken it's not joking that was pretty good is what what did we say is that or what did you say that i built it ain't no joking or you could hate smoking on that hoboken there we go i would give it those but like one one big apples solid choice question as a fellow tall king did you notice how short everyone in new york is and new jersey that's the one thing i always notice is that i more so notice it

in on the east coast is when i go to a bar and it's just all i mean i you know shout out to my italians but they are not the tallest species um so i first i would like to just say i appreciate you calling me a tall king um i that's not what i consider myself at six foot i'm like a medium king you know i'm like right right i'm like a borderline but um i didn't really notice during the time but now you say that yeah kind of i i guess it's maybe it is the the ital, like the Gabagool, but I don't know. Yeah, maybe. Okay. You guys drink your milk out there.

I'm telling you, we just drink our milk. I drank so much milk yesterday. I had three bowls of cereal, and then I had mac and cheese and a protein shake. I had the swirlies in my stomach and also also over the weekend i couldn't like when you go to someone else's house and you stay over there

you just can't poop so i have that problem i had the worst just straight just straight up no that's dude i had the worst dude we had so many people staying in this small apartment. My friend Kenny and Zoe were hosting us. And Zoe just walks in the room. And she's just like, it just smells like farts and boys in here. I'm like, well, that's what boys smell like. When you get more than two grown men in an apartment for 24 hours, it just starts to smell like farts.

But I've had bad gastrointestinal pain like because i just couldn't poop and i felt like i couldn't fart and so it was just it was like wreaking havoc on my insides jesus christ fun anyway brian how's your weekend yeah uh i'm moving in 16 days so i've started selling off like furniture and stuff because i don't want to like store anything so my apartment is a war zone i have a mattress on the floor and a tv on the floor in front of it and then like no other furniture oh god because this weekend i sold my couch my tv stand my old xbox and an ac unit and then i posted like my nightstand and headboard on facebook as well

and so I was running around town driving stuff to people and man people do not know how much to pay for things I posted all of my stuff for like the same price I bought it for and they're like yeah I'll buy it even though like post like the link to where it's like I bought this for this price you're supposed to haggle me down to like love it love facebook people are stupid it was great uh made a lot of money um but i'm slumming it so i kind of love it i have a lamp next to my bed on the floor like in the living room it's great i fuck i feel like my landlord has comfortable this way i feel like brian had too much stuff yeah this is this is more this is definitely more burn speed but it's just like hearing it it's just depressing it's like

his final form this is you know final form is homeless i'm just gonna be out that's very true you'd be a great homeless person i feel like you would thrive as a homeless person thank you i i guess i need my microphone and laptop though so we can keep doing this uh very true live from the streets i could run around like uh whatever the billy guy name is and yell at people like name a woman billy eichner yeah name a woman brian name a woman uh uh uh george i don't yeah that was funny thanks guys great job have you not seen the clip where she can't name a woman yes i've seen it just go with your weekend uh that was my weekend i've just sold everything and i'm living like a hobo now.

It's great. So my un-recommendation of the week, because I'm going to continue that, don't sell your couch more than a day before you move, because then you're just sitting on the floor. So learn from me. Also, rating is $500 gross single dollars from people on Facebook. So yeah. Ew. that does sound gross say it like i don't know i feel like getting sitting on the floor from like well getting single dollar bills from

just random people through facebook like i when you're lucky we're not in a pandemic anymore because i'd be like you're a safety hazard it doesn doesn't exist anymore. Yeah, I wash my hands plenty of times over the weekend. But yeah, we're moving on. So draft this week. We're all doing one one board together. So we all have to have a consensus on this. How it's going to work for the play in rounds. We're choosing between for all of them.

We're looking at mascots only for the play in rounds. We're picking who we want to eat for round one. We're who would win in a game of one-on-one for round two we're picking between who to win in a head-to-head fight round three we're picking who's hotter round four we're picking who would you rather spend a night partying with round five is who's the bigger bad guy in round six is who could take on more waves of 10 year olds and the number of waves is going to be our tiebreaker number for the score for the game and there's a lot of teams so we're gonna try to do it really fast we're gonna fly yeah gonna have to uh so let me pull up the bracket play in games oh yeah i forgot we do this first okay we got let's start we got the rutgers what

are they scarlet knights yeah yeah and the Yeah. And the Notre Dame Fighting Irish. I think the choice here is obvious. I'm eating a Fighting Irishman. But they're so tiny. But they're going to have, they're definitely going to have booze in their system. They're a Fighting Irishman. I'm going to get a little buzz going. Go and fight an Irish.

They probably taste like corned beef. That's a lot. Easy. Oh my God. That was so easy. All right. Notre Dame's moving on wyoming versus indiana or a cowboy versus a hoosier um i mean i've i've eaten no i'm not

gonna say something i don't know plenty of hoosiers in your lifetime i've been some of that hoosier ass if you know what i'm saying cow cowboy meets gonna be tough you don't want it we're going hoosiers i'm going i'm cool with hoosiers cow like cowboy i'm not trying to get uh oregon trail uh what's it dysentery i'm not trying to do that yeah yeah chlamydia exactly all right nice moving on okay next game is wrst slash bry do we know what those schools are right bry right state versus bryant i don't know what either of those bryant has a leading score in the uh he's the leading points per game score peter kiss is his last his last name's kiss oh bryant bryant times a thousand yeah oh yeah we're eating him i mean bryant's kiss baby alright Texas Southern versus

Texas A&M see I don't have the playing games written down Zach just pick one fuck it let's go with TX SO alright X's are hot so we want to eat those hell yeah alright moving on

so 1v1 we're going Gonzaga versus Georgia State Bulldogs versus Panthers We want to eat those. Hell yeah. All right, moving on. So, one-on-one. One-on-one. One-on-one. One-on-one. One-on-one. One-on-one. One-on-one. We're going Gonzaga versus Georgia State, Bulldogs versus Panthers. One-on-one in basketball? Correct. As much as I love Bulldogs, it's got to be the Panthers. Think of better hands. I'm absolutely taking the Panthers, dude. Bulldogs can't even...

Bulldogs can't breathe on their own, dude. They're going to get up and down the court once. They they're gonna be out of it where Georgia State's taking that although if the Bulldog can ride a skateboard might take the Bulldog but I'm assuming no skateboards allowed so we'll go skateboards no skateboards we're going traditional one-on-one rules no skateboards all right Boise State versus Memphis it's Buster Bronco versus a tiger I like any Bronco with a name and an alliterative name i gotta go with so i'm going with buster bronco i'm going with the bronco too you know they show the pose where it gets up on all fours they have to be at least like seven feet tall when they do that

shit exactly dunking it uh connecticut versus new mexico state huskies versus pistol pete one's a human so posable thumbs. Pistol Pete. Poseable thumbs. This is like the hypothetical like who would win a one-on-one battle like Michael Jordan or Isaiah Thomas

with a gun. Like you gotta take the guy with the gun. So I'm taking Pistol Pete. Easy. We're flying. Arkansas versus Vermont. The fighting Razorbacks

versus the Catamounts. Which I'm pretty sure a Catamount's like a cat of some type. I'm going Razorbacks. Razorbacks. I want Razorbacks. Razorbacks versus the Catamounts, which I'm pretty sure a Catamount's like a cat of some type. I'm going Razorbacks. Razorbacks? I want Razorbacks. They're gritty. Oh, a Catamount is basically like your dumb Nittany Lion. They're basically the exact same thing. Yeah, Razorbacks. They got

tusks. Alright, got it. Moving on. Alabama Crimson Tide versus the Fighting Irish. We're going to Giant Red Wave versus a Small Irishman. If one of the Irish taught me anything. I'm going, I think, I do think I'm going Fighting Irish. Again, the thumbs.

The thumbs is a game changer. I just think they're not going to be able to swim, but tiebreaker, it's fine. Okay, Crimson Tide, they have an elephant as their mascot, though. You could say it's an elephant versus... I'm going, it's the Crimson Tide. I'm going elephant as their mascot, though. You could say it's an elephant versus... I'm going with the Crimson Tide. I'm going with just a giant wave.

With today's political climate, we can't be supporting any red waves. That's fair. I'm on board. All right, Notre Dame moving on. Texas Tech versus Montana State. The Red Raiders versus Bobcat. Same thing. We're going to humans.

Thumbs. Yeah. Thumbs. Thumbs. Let's go. Michigan State versus Davidson. Spartans versus Wildcats man it's thumbs versus non-replicable thumbs cross the board all day at first round Duke versus CS Florida and

Blue Devils versus Elephants dude devils have thumbs fun fact uh blue the Blue Devils are actually named after a French like special forces squad that they don't let you say the word red because they hate England so much. You can only say the word red if you're describing wine or the color of a woman's lips. And this is like 100% true. What the fuck?

Blue devils. They have red in the French flag. Just move on. I love the fun fact, though. We're going Duke. All right. Baylor Bears versus Norfolk State Spartans. We're going to 16-seat upset.

Our second 16-seat upset. Lock it up. We're on board. All right. North Carolina State versus Marquette. North Carolina is the Rams or the Tar Heels. Go Heels. No no absolutely the tar heels no it's just a foot it's a foot no it's not it's not just a foot man they have a fucking ram dude

it's not just a foot okay so it's a ram with a human feet or it's a golden eagle if you guys both vote marquette marquette goes okay all right we're going Marquette. North Carolina's my favorite team. I have to say something. Fair, fair, fair. All right, St. Mary's versus the Hoosiers. The St. Mary's mascot is a gale. It's just an Irish guy. Wait, do we have our first human versus human matchup?

Shit. All right, let me list some notable Hoosiers. Larry Bird, notable good basketball player so if you have like he's not the mascot though eric gordon i'm going uh saint mary's bern what do you think uh saint mary's all right so uh ucla versus akron ucla is the bears or the bru. Akron is the Zips and they're a kangaroo. Kangaroo, they got hops. Kangaroos. There it is. Easy.

Texas versus Virginia Tech. Texas is a cow, sort of, and Virginia Tech's a bird. It's like a rooster. If you think a turkey is gonna take on a bull in anything, like, goodbye. Texas. Easy. Neither of them can fly though, but I'll goxas all right we're going

texas purdue bowler makers versus the l bulldogs this um purdue pete he's a sexual predator but are we but are we saying like so purdue could that just be a train that runs yeah the court dumbass train so does that require so then it requires tracks on the court are they building those beforehand that doesn't sound instant charge you stand on the court rules you stand on the tracks and you take a charge you it's going i'm going yale i'm going yale go bulldogs all right yale it is that's our first guy with thumbs that's not gonna win apparently murray state has racehorses and san francisco is the dawn it's a spanish gotta be the dawn the dawn i'm gonna predict the dawn's making it to the championship oh yeah when

i look these up i knew that guy was gonna make it far i'm just saying if the dawn gets to the bad guy round it's over like don's going through no matter what. If you look up that mascot too, it's a pretty sick outfit. Kentucky Wildcats versus St. Pete's Peacocks. Oh, Peacocks. Peacocks, they're going to scare them away. And you have distractions. Man.

Number two seed going down in the first round as well. It's rough out there. We have an interesting bracket. If this bracket hits, I'm just going'm just gonna say it we like we you should listen to my horoscopes if we hit this bracket that's all i'm gonna say all right arizona versus bry arizona's wildcat bry i'm assuming it's just me i'm very bad at basketball i'll go wildcats i'm gonna go arizona just for the sake of just for the sake of us not putting another 16 seed through in the first round.

All right. Seton Hall Pirates versus TCU Horned Frogs. Horned Frogs is so cool, but yeah, I think we have to go humans. Yeah, you're a pirate. Yeah.

Frog can't do crap. Houston Cougars versus the UAB Dragons. Dragons, dude. Are you serious? Yeah yeah they also have a kid on their team named jelly walker so i like that that there's a kid on their team named jelly jelly walker like if one full one name is jelly walker or his last name is walker his last name is walker first name jelly like a sprained ankle it sounds like i ain't nothing to walk her with

sounds like an insult but okay uh illinois is fighting a line i slash they're going by the kingfishers now apparently as google says or chattanooga mockingbirds give me the noogs what oh that's chattanooga i was like i don't know i'm cool chattanooga fucking mockingbird can move their wings like the fastest of any bird i think don't check me on that but i think it's true fair hey we're gonna believe it we're gonna believe for the sake of this i think that's a hummingbird but we're moving on colorado state rams versus michigan wolverines i'm gonna go with assume it's wolverine the x-man so i'm gonna go with michigan yeah i like that are we keeping that the whole way through yes yeah oh yeah okay all

right nice uh tennessee volunteers versus longwood horses or lancers whatever they're called so i'm just gonna assume here right like like volunteer that's probably just a person right this is someone that they have a shirt that they got for free they walked up they signed a form and now they're here like they got thumbs i'm walking i'm knocking the ball yeah i like the boss plus smoky their mascot is very cute i'll say their actual mascots a dog um but yeah i'll take i'll take a random human no i wouldn't i'm on the other side i'll take a horse beating up a random human but tiebreaker i lose how state buckeyes versus loyola chicago wolves well they're the ramblers technically, but it's a wolf. Their mascot is a wolf, but their mascot

is also Sister Jean. So they're beating the shit out of those fucking nuts, dude. What is a nut going to do on the basketball court? What if the nut is so strong, though, that the Sister Jean chokes and dies and she can't finish the match? Stop. Do you hear that sentence? No, we're picking Loyola.

No, that's it. I can't. That's okay. Loyola moving on. Villanova Wildcats versus Delaware Blue Hens. What is a hen doing against a Wildcat in one-on-one? Dude, Joe Flacco is a Blue Hen. And he's elite. Yeah, that's why

I'm picking Villanova. Kansas Jayhawks versus Texas Southern. Did you pick Villanova? Yeah. No, the Blue Hens are stupid. Come on. They're no fun. Except for, sorry, our college rep.

Campus rep, yeah, sorry. Yeah, if you're listening to the episode, sorry, but whatever. Kansas versus Texas Southern? Kansas Jayhawks, Texas Southern. I assume it's a cowboy or a bull. Oh, no. I don't know what else it would be. It looks some sort of tiger.

Okay, I guess we're going to go Tigers over Jayhawks. Fuck. No, I'm picking Kansas. No, I'm picking Kansas. Dang it. Guys, we need to do all the one seeds down. No. All right. San Diego State Azte Guys, we need all the one seeds down. No. All right, San Diego State Aztec Warriors versus Creighton Blue Jays.

Thumbs. Okay. Yeah, give me the thumbs. Iowa Hawkeyes versus Richmond Spiders. Spiders, 100%. They're poisonous. Oh, Jesus Christ. And they're sweet.

I'm assuming there's more than one spider. Yes, it's spiders, plural. They're all plural they're all they're all supposed to represent multiple people crimson tide's not plural and fighting Irish isn't plural and fighting Illini isn't okay you guys both picking Richmond

yeah go spiders alright Providence Dalmatians or not the Dalmatians they're the Friars they're the friars and they have the dalmatians providence okay all right lsu tigers versus iowa state cyclones yeah give me give me a give me a mother nature force hell yeah i'm on i'm on strictly i'm strictly picking iowa state in that because she moves her body like a cyclone and she wants to move it all night long. Next. Wisconsin Badgers, Colgate Raiders.

There's a lot of Raiders in here, which is kind of surprising. Hell yeah. A lot of Raiders and Spartans. Yeah, Honey Badger don't give a shit. USC Trojans versus Miami Hurricanes. Natural disaster. Hurricanes. Natural disaster. Oh yeah.

Easily. Mother Nature wins. Also, Trojans have let me down before. We can get into that after this pick. Auburn Tigers versus Jacksonville State. Game cocks. Let's cock it up. Cocks.

Okay. That's the end of the first round. All right. Solid, solid, solid. All right. 32. So this is just now we're doing just head-to-head fight. Like, just throwing down, right? Yes. Okay. solid solid all right 32 so this is just now we're doing just head-to-head fight like just

throwing down right yes okay so going back to the top do you have a story about trojans letting you down sack i think it's pretty self-explanatory brother oh god all right got it moving on jesus christ georgia state panthers versus boise state buster bronco i like buster bronco i'm riding with buster bronco yeah i'm riding i'm riding buster yeah okay i don't need to talk then uh moving on new mexico state pistol pete or arkansas fighting razorbacks he's a gun he's a gun it's over but is it multi how many razorbacks though and how many doesn't matter at least two all right fine we'll go with chip it's gotta be pistol p okay all right fighting irish versus the red raiders you know like red raiders have guns but fighting irish like they

have fighting in the name true i'm going i'm going notre dame i don't know what you guys want yeah i'll go with notre dame too man you guys are letting me down i don't want notre dame to make it very far to be honest i don't either but like it's it just works the way the rounds are michigan state spartans versus duke blue devils i'm assuming the spartans are religious and they're gonna freak out when the devil ascends from the depths and stands in front of them. Dude, I'm picking Michigan State. Haven't you seen the movie 300? The Immortals come down.

They're supposed to be the devils. And you know what happens? Leonidas and the 300 Spartans kick the shit out of them, man. I'm going Spartans here. They lose at the end. They all die. They lose to the Persians, not the blue devils. Okay, I'm going with blue devils. So since it's not Persians. I'm going with blue devils. Fuck you guys. I'm on Rook's side. They all die. They lose to the Persians, not the Blue Devils. Okay. I'm going with Blue Devils. So since it's not Persians. I'm going with Blue Devils.

I'm on Rooks' side. He convinced me. Let's go. Good argument. Spartans moving on. Norfolk State Spartans again versus the Marquette Golden Eagles. I mean, is it... Easy. Thumbs. Eagles. Rooks.

I'm going Thumbs. Fucking Spartans. I just pick Spartans against literal devils. I'm not losing to fucking birds. eagles they'll gauge your eyes fucking spartans i just i just picked spartans against literal devils i'm not losing to fucking birds all right saint mary's irish guys versus akron zips so it's kangaroos versus the irish kangaroos got fucking hands bro

they're bigger than irish people so kangaroos got hands i'm going i'm going zips i'll go with the roots oh yeah three for three all right texas cows versus yale bulldogs come on longhorns baby the bulldogs are scrappy though man they got sleep apnea literally were like bulldogs literally fought bulls that's why they got named bulldogs yeah they would like release them and then they would like round up bulls i don't think that's true that's very much true at all i'm sure very much in that field of work there were many bulldogs that got

unnecessarily trampled like it just and that wasn't even that was an accident like that wasn't even like they were trying to like throw down like it just happened that way all right yeah bulldogs getting trampled uh san fran the dawn versus st peter's come on why even say it oh yeah don's moving on let's go you got me and my daughter's march madness Daughters March Madness. Arizona Wildcats versus Seton Hall Pirates. Pirates. They have scurvy. They give the Wildcats scurvy.

That's a bad thing, though. They would win, though. Can you transfer scurvy to other people? Is it like a disease that you can just give to other people? I think so. I don't think you can. It's a deficiency of vitamin C. But what if you ate... But what if you tossed all the vitamin C overboard?

You caused it, technically. I'm picking the pirates. They have guns. Okay, fair. I was like, we're about to just dive into this. I was like, wait, these dudes have guns. They literally have weaponry. All right, I think all the one seeds are out, so tough look.

Next one, come on. We're going UAB Dragons versus the Chattanooga Mockingbirds. All right, so moving on. Dragons. Dragons. And Michigan Wolverine versus Tennessee Volunteers. So we're going random human versus Wolverine himself. Yeah, I'm going with Wolverine.

Oh, I cannot wait for the Dragon versus Wolverine matchup. Oh, we're just about human versus Wolverine. Yeah, I'm going with Wolverine. Oh, I cannot wait for the dragon versus Wolverine. Oh, we're just about to time on that. Leola wolves versus Villanova wildcats. Wolves. I feel like wolves are pack hunters. Wildcats are usually bigger, right? I feel like wildc cats are small boys. I like the wolves.

All right, wolves moving on. Next round we have Wolverine versus the wolves. That's going to be a matchup. All right, Kansas Jayhawks versus San Diego State Aztec Warriors. Aztecs, come on. Yeah, Aztec Warriors. They have the power of the sun. Cats are quaddle.

Richmond Spiders versus Providence Dalmatians spiders spiders. Oh my god Absolutely spiders Dalmatians getting skinned they're gonna make a jacket Out of it it's gonna be 102 Dalmatians They're not the Dalmatians They're the Dalmatians Iowa State Cyclones versus Colgate Raiders Cyclones She moves her body

baby baby back again miami hurricanes versus jackson state gamecocks natural disaster all right natural disasters are undefeated we have literally yet to beat a natural disaster hey they might match up at some point i'm gonna say right now this round right now what i have to call um and this is tm by the way don't take this from me um the she's 16 or the heat 16 because this is where the baddies are being decided let's go boys so what is this round rooks so this is for who's hotter so who's mascot okay more attractive tough immediate matchup we're going boys stateise State, Buster Bronco versus New Mexico State Pistol Pete. Buster, bro.

Buster Bronco. Buster Bronco. Buster Bronco. You can't have Buster in your name and not be hot. And he's a fucking... If it's a horse, like... Man, it's hung. Like a horse.

Let's go. Exactly. Definitely Boise State. Okay. All right. Boise State. Okay. All right. Boise State moving on. Pistol Pete finally dead. Next one is the Fighting Irish versus the Spartans.

Oh, dude. Sparty. So sorry, Fighting Irish. Like I know you're a revved up angry dude, but Sparty is fucking huge, man. If you look at Sparty, Sparty, he's got muscles on his muscles. He looks like an anime character, man. I'm picking Sparty. I'm on board with that. Yeah, we'll go with Sparty.

Irish people, not hot. This just in. Alright, we're going Norfolk State Spartans versus Akron Kangaroos. Ooh. Oh no, Kangaroo Jack's kind of bad, though. They kind of rip, too. They're ripped too they're from down under they're aussies i'm a fan of australian people just i think just for

the sake of getting rid of another spartan i'm cool with picking yeah i'm down with the kangaroos okay hell yeah akron making it far in the tourney. Next one. Don't even ask. Don't even say the next one. The Dons. The Don is going to the ship, man. The Texas Cows versus San Francisco. The Don. It is decided. The Don is moving on.

All right. We're going Seton Hall Pirates versus the UAB Dragons. Ooh. If there's a round for the Dragons to lose, it might be might be this one dude i'm kind of in for a dirty pirate bro like a dirty pirate maiden that's kind of hot like the risk of getting the std but i'm like she sails the high seas like i'm kind of down giving you scurvy the dragon is literally higher they're giving you scurvy the dragon is literally hot because it can breathe fire so we could also go that route but and also have you seen yeah have you seen shrek man

the dragon thank god sorry buddy digital footprint sorry my bad um you got those eyelashes somehow i'm i won't burn to say what he wants and then i'll be the tiebreaker i think if there is a tiebreaker a dragon can literally breathe fire that's hot i think it's a little bit of an edge so that's where i want to lean all right burns being a dragon oh that's a tough one yeah you're tied for the shrek reference baby i'm going i'm going dragon hell yeah drag is moving on don't hate that we're going wolverine himself versus leola waltz come on you jacked you jacked jacked man huge man sorry sorry jack me off man

okay as text versus spiders who's fucking hotter probably got eight legs no the spiders bro charlotte charlotte from charlotte's web burn okay burn i'm picking assets he's making spiders you're the you're the tiebreaker i am i mean spiders do have eight legs so like if you're into legs but no we're going humans spiders are creepy fuck you guys guys match, matchup of the century. Who's hotter, cyclones or a hurricane? It's Iowa State versus Miami. I'm absolutely picking the cyclones. For the same reason I've said every round,

she moves her body like a cyclone. That's way hotter than a goddamn natural disaster. I mean, they're both natural disasters. Hurricanes happen where it's hot, though. I'm picking cyclones. I was trying to think of our other spin zone. The Miami Hurricanes probably dated

a lot of hot people when they were doing their thing. 7th floor crew or the 9th floor crew. Yeah, but I gotta go with Cyclone. Baby Bash. That's the right answer. What a fucking round.

Now we're in the nitty gritty oh my god look at this fucking look at this elite eight that we fucking have read them out looks all right our elite eight is boise state michigan state uab michigan akron san francisco san diego state and iowa state we don't have we don't have anyone under a seven seat i don't think i know texas is six oh wait no no no no we don't have anyone under seven hell yeah all right boys so the round is who would you want to party with? Correct? Yeah.

Alright. First matchup? If you don't think I'm picking my boy Buster Bronco for this shit, Spartans didn't party, dude. They were all about war and shit. I don't want to go out with this guy who's just like, ocular pat-downing people and trying to flex his six-pack on people. I want fucking, Buster Bronco knows how to get after it i mean it's out in the middle of nowhere too that you

definitely gets after it i'm going buster bronco yeah i'm buster bronco he's used to eating out of a trough too i feel like that's important um why i don't know the bathroom never know you're like a trough related experience so so I feel like that's why I go with Buster. Oh, Jesus Christ. I don't need the elaboration. I'm on board. All right. We're going Akron Zips

versus San Francisco. Who do you fucking think is going through here? Who do you want to party with? A kangaroo or the fucking... Kangaroo Jack is a good time. The Don? The Don? The Don?

The fucking Don? I'm picking the Don, and it's not even close. Yeah, it's not. It's not close. It's really not. San Francisco State's winning it all. Yeah, why does San Francisco actually make a run? That'd be so sick.

All right. All right, we're going Hugh Jackman versus a dragon. UAB versus Michigan. The thing is like Go ahead So the dragon you know a little A little bit probably a little bit Erratic you know probably wouldn't handle Getting bumped into very well

But then you look at it neither would Wolverine No yeah I was going to say He's like an angsty drunk He's who you go out with if you're sad exactly like and that's the thing i feel like i feel like wolverine will be like a downer like like the uab the uh the dragon goes out yo maybe you go to a club they start being like the pyro technics for it and shit like they start fucking blowing fire to the beat i think i think i'm leaning towards the dragon here i think they both both have claws, so you've got to not factor that into it.

But the dragon can fly you home, so you're not paying for U-Bars. Oh, fuck yeah. Oh, my God. Dragon. Game changer, Burn. Exactly. Sorry, Hugh Jackman.

Burn coming in with a bombshell. I know a deal and how to save some money when I see it. All right. San Diego State Aztec Warriors versus Iowa State state cyclones rooks is your theory still working come on man like yo i don't want to party with people that are sacrificing humans man like i'm out on that but then baby bash comes out she move her body like a cyclone like fuck yeah fuck yeah, absolutely picking the Cyclones, who I want to party with. I'm all on board on that.

That Cyclones make it a hell of far. Okay, we have our locked and loaded Final Four here. We got Boise State and San Francisco, and then the other side we have UAB and Iowa State. Man, it's going to be a good march tell you what all right the i will say fucking boise state san francisco matchup with the bad guys it did not a tough one that is that is yeah that is the toughest matchup we've had through this whole thing both of these guys are stealing your girl and then not calling her 100 100 oh man so yeah round five is who's

the bigger bad guy so it's between buster bronco and the dawn you think a horse is stealing your girl buster bronco definitely steal my girl bro bro your girl is riding buster bronco every day man you know why she's not riding the dawn she's riding buster bronco but then the Don is like, I feel like the Don is the type that takes you out to dinner. Yeah, he's wine and tiger. He's like, yeah, he's committed to that shit. But then he's going to start playing mind games and shit. And I don't know which one's worse. The Don is the type of person I'd want to steal my girlfriend.

So I feel like that makes him the bigger bad guy. Because I am admitting how bad he is that I'm like, I accept the fact that he's going to steal my girlfriend so i feel like that makes him the bigger bad guys because i am admitting how bad he is that i'm like i accept the fact that he's gonna steal my girlfriend look the don sees buster bronco over there and just goes that's an extra two knees for me to take out he's getting excited he's shining his bat he's four for the price of one man he's ready i i'm i'm cool with the don i'm cool with the don oh yeah i think everyone's cool with the don everyone's cool with the don oh man i was not expecting for a team in this thing to have such a cool mascot name like i was not expecting it i 100 wrote that down i was like this could be great i didn't want to tell you about it until we started doing this. It's so good, man. You're going to be too excited.

It's so fucking good. All right. Do you AB Dragons versus Iowa State Cyclones? Who's the better guy? Oh, man. This one's, I think this one's tough too. Like, again, both can be definitely destructive. Both definitely, like, Dragons and game of thrones like they

fucked people up cyclone by baby cyclone by baby bash fucked up a lot of people's like a lot of people's mental back at middle school dances like it was it was tough out here we had like it's a lot to take in like i don't i don't know i'm kind of i'm kind of stuck here dragons steal your money and then sit on it so that's kind of rude put that out there they also burn down towns specifically like they have the choice i feel like a cyclone doesn't decide to destroy things it's just how it is yeah although to be fair no hold on let me read you a passage now look at that now look at that dumper on the back of that bumper she ain't even playing when she's shaking that rumper and only knows she get lower than a

muffler either either with her girlfriends or show stopping with her hustler it's not like when you start saying those lyrics man my hips just start moving that's right like fucking i'm doing that awkward middle school dance where you just kind of like as the guy you're just moving side to side super like like super tiny movements that's what i'm doing right now i just i kind of move this up this one on because i want to see how many 10 year olds i could take on because like i feel like the possibilities are endless um also the fact that this song compares what is when this song says she want to put it on me trying to show me her tsunami what is what is it referencing what is the tsunami i think maybe like

maybe like her like wet vagina yeah like is that okay okay i don't know i'm not baby bash i don't know i just support him in his endeavors all right cyclones moving on cyclones cyclones versus the don oh my god fuck me this is awful so round six final game it's who could take on more waves with 10 year olds and so just just in case just in case you live under a rock you haven't heard our other podcast where we talk about this. So 10 10-year-olds come in the arena at once. You have to kill all 10, and once they're dead, another wave of 10 comes in. So it's like we're going to count how many rounds of 10 10-year-olds we think they can make it through.

So is the Cyclone active the whole time? What are the rules on that? And like i don't what are the rules on that and then i want to look up the dawn and see if he's carrying any weapons because like they'll play into it just take on this when the cyclone takes it on if we're still referring to the song it's just how many kids can we get because if it's 10 year olds i don't know if those i don't know if the song cyclone resonates with current 10 year olds that's a good point and that also like that song's not gonna you have to kill the 10 year olds that's a good point and that also like point that song's not gonna you have to kill the 10 year olds and move on to the next one like how many

like cyclone doesn't kill people man it just brings people to life it's not gonna it's not gonna take anyone down and then we go to the national the natural disaster part and then like like i i mean i don't know couldn't they just just avoid it? I don't know. I feel like the Don has such a pedophile mustache, though. That's Antonio Banderas. The kids are just running away. I don't know if that counts as killing them. Oh, my dude. Look at the Don, dude.

Oh, man. You shouldn't have shown a picture of the Don. Oh, man. But I clarify, though though he does not have any pistols on his hips he doesn't need them bro his name is the don you know this guy has fucking hands you know this guy when he walks into like a boxing arena you know his nickname is the don and the dude just goes the don and it's like everyone knows what the fuck's going on. More than a cyclone,

it's just gonna pick up a child and throw it like three football fields away. Like, they're not living. I just really want to pick the Dawn, okay? He won every other round. I don't think he's gonna kill a lot of kids. I think the Dawn's a good guy. No, he's a bad guy. He determined the last round.

There's a line for the Don, though. He's a bad guy to your girl, but to children, he's a good guy. He looks out for them. He'll walk them across the street, and then he'll punch you out and steal your girl. That's his line. Whereas Cyclone's just killing everybody. It hurts for me to say it but you do have a point

Zach what are you going with I'm going with the Don I can't go against the Don oh no and Birdpick and the cyclone no shit this is tough because

do you want to ask the audience I think the don is literally like like one punch manning like every kid that walks up to him like i think he's just like yeah like he's punching through their bodies and shit it's like an old school um like karate movie where they do that shit where they punch and the people's like in like entire body has a hole in it and shit like yeah i think the don's got fucking fists of fury but then a cyclone you know it is a natural disaster that will not experience fatigue that will just continually throw the 10 year olds around the arena and splatter them on the walls so it's kind of it's tough as much zaddy i'm sorry as much as i want the dawn to be our champion

i i think i'm gonna go cyclones here we have a winner one shining moment sorry all right and then so for the tiebreaker all right so how many waves do we think a cyclone's doing infinite so let's let's max out let's max out at 10 so let's and we're gonna multiply these by 10 for our tiebreaker pick the score thing yes yeah so let's max out let's max out at 10 so let's and we're gonna multiply these by 10 for our tiebreaker pick the score thing yes yeah so let's max out at 10 so iowa state iowa state scoring 100 in a college basketball game hell yeah and then see the don i think the don's the don's going like he's going like nine point he's going 9., and he's going to be on his last legs, biting. He's going to be pointing at your girl in the stands, and then it's going to be this dramatic-ass finish.

Like in 300, which I mentioned earlier, where he's just on all fours. It's like a beautiful death. I think he's going 9.8 rounds. I'm giving Don a 98, but you guys can tweet that if you'd like. I was going to say 75, but you guys can tweet that if you'd like. I was going to say 75, but you convinced me. We can go 198 championship game. Iowa State's going to

beat San Francisco. Please. Lock it in. Please tag Baby Bash when you tweet this out. Oh. Easily. There's people that are going to receive this bracket.

They're going to be like, yo, what the fuck is this bracket? What dumb fucking idiot submitted this fucking... We use machine learning between the three of us to analyze every mascot. I'm hyped.

This is going to make me watch way more games than it would normally if you don't think I'm watching the Dons play every game you're out of your mind they're losing round one the man I was tape of going out first round oh shit I just need a lot of crowd shots with the dawn in the stands like crowd surfing like part in the way like doing everything man that's that's what i'm hoping for i'm hoping no i want the dawn to literally just be like like on the court like with with the cheer squad but

he just has every cheerleader like under both his arms and he's just sitting there legs crossed like could give a fuck less about the basketball game. Facing away from the game, playing Xbox. Yeah, just, like, fucking chatting these people up, like, showing them TikToks and shit. That'd be tough. Incredible. Well, I hope Corey has some thoughts for next week to tell us what we did wrong, because that would be good. But I'll post the bracket on Instagram and Twitter. please tell everybody how perfect it's going to be we're going

to submit it on espn as well we'll follow along if we have actually good first round we're going to be tweeting out a lot it's going to be great there is no shot we have a good first round we had two number one seeds going down i it's called March Madness for a reason, man. Anything can happen. We got it. Didn't a one seed lose for the first time in the first round like two years ago? Two or three years ago, yeah. Virginia.

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