It’s Wednesday My Dudes - Ep. 60: Bedazzled Brass Knuckles

Episode Date: March 30, 2022

The boyos are back from the weekend with their hot pocket reviews in tow, they get into how they would dress at the Oscars, what they would do if they had to dig up their ancestors every 3 years, and Zak laments not ever having a Hungry Man.   Rate us 5 stars and leave a review on Apple Podcasts!    Links here to follow on social media! and find other places to listen!

And here we go. So did you guys see what happened at the Oscars? Man, like, have you guys heard what happened? Are we really starting with that? No, I was just figuring I'd fucking open the door with that. I just wish it was someone other than Will Smith, because I feel like he's been through so much, like, sort of drama recently that, like, I don't care.

I wanted to be someone out of the woodwork that I, like, don't know the name of to go up there and do something. Dude, I have a hot take. Will Smith. Yeah. Overrated. Eh. I, I like.

He made, like, okay, Fresh Prince. To be fair, I was probably, I was probably still even too young for Fresh Prince. So. Yeah, cool. After that, what is he? Pursuit of Happiness and Shark Tale? I Am Legend. I Am Legend is where I'm on board. Suicide Squad?

Getting worse. We're getting worse. Yeah, honestly, I have a soft spot for him um for two reasons fresh prince was one of my faves growing up i was a naked night boy oh so always was watching fresh prince and then um also getting jiggy with it kind of a banger of a song um your boy had that loaded in the walkman constantly so i always like that i'm always gonna enjoy about um will smith but then yeah like if it's not pursuit of happiness i don't really want to talk about it you know yeah i am legend is great but other than that oh yeah it's always solid i am legend's good too

yeah but i mean men in black okay that's more of a tommy lee jones thing i just love tommy lee jones in those movies because he just always looks so angry. He looks like he doesn't want to be there. That's just his look, though. Not even specific to those movies, just every movie that guy's ever in. Every role, yeah. No, I agree he's kind of overrated. He's like a solid B, though.

Everyone just thinks he's like an A, you know? I don't think he's way overrated just slightly everybody gets smacked in the face man this guy's listening to us you're fucked i'm just impressed chris rock like you saw him at one point like boy and then he went never mind oh he could have destroyed him verbally i was hoping he was going to but he had more restraint than i would have i saw some tweet that was like if that had been dave chapelle after the slap it would have been three hours of roasting jada on stage like any other comedian up there dude oh like yeah the comedian community um there there's a lot of uh a lot of thoughts on will

smith's decision there um but it's just bad damn it did you see the i didn't see the uh documentary that like uh chris rock like literally did a couple years back about like women's relationship with their hair in the black community yeah and the slap was about his wife having a joke about like yeah i at all plays together so like you can't write that better that like he already has something backing him up that like that joke wasn't that bad but didn't but didn't i agree and i think jada pickett smith had like an interview where she said i want to move past this i want to start being able to i don't know if she said you know make jokes about it but she said i want to be able to go out in public and it not be you know a thing and i get like there's a special

you know i'm not i think there's a special relationship with people in their hair but also like we i mean being bald is not a like disability like i feel like we have to stop treating it like a disability like you're not gonna die from it like if she was like you know had cancer and he and and he made like a cancer like then it's like i get it where i mean it's like she's not gonna die from being bald like i don't know she has all the money in the world for all the wigs in the world that she wants and she will be fine there was something trending on twitter by some random like buzzfeed type website was like her alopecia is not a joke that we should be laughing at it's like dude that's not the point of this right now like the point is can you assault someone on stage and get away with it

which you can apparently seems like it yeah if you're fucking you're the fresh prince of bel-air you're good i assume they're like friends though yeah, though. Yeah. So, like... Not anymore. Well... I feel like... Yeah, I... Like, isn't that a weird thought? Like, I had this dumb thought that, like, every celebrity, like, every actor and actress are all, like, best friends. Like, they all just vibe out and love each other and shit.

And it's, like, in reality, there's probably so much beef in that community. I think both, though. Like, there's only a certain amount of like really high list stars that like they're all like traveling to the same places and going to the same parties so they have to all actually be pretty tight but since it is kind of a small community yeah i'm sure there's some drama but like it's also like think about it like from like a work standpoint right like this is their job and they have to have to go to these parties together like it could be the same thing as you being like cool with your co-workers but like you guys aren't like friends you know i mean i just i don't know my co-workers slap me at work i'd be pissed

i would not say chill about that here's here's a question here's a question so let's say we all get invited to the oscars you're fit that you're wearing are you going traditional suit you stepping out of the boundary like what are we accessorizing with here i'm kind of interested because i know like i know the the ladies have a little more i feel like leeway because you can wear different color there's more options you can wear guys i feel like traditionally wear wear suits although it's getting more guys are wearing like more and more unique stuff which i think is dope yeah um what what would you rock or Or what would you accessorize with? Give me a fit.

Quick follow-up. Are we going as ourselves and we're only going to be able to go once? Or are we famous and we're going to go multiple times? Let's go with once. All right. You're not going traditional. You've got to go balls to the wall. It's just weird because you only get one chance to have five minutes of of fame um i just want a cape maybe nothing else other than a cape just

cape no clothes that's a salt brother for sure i mean like you want to talk about assaulting someone at the oscars you're basically going as you're basically you're going as captain underpants is what you're going as oh that'd be sick yeah the red cape and the whitey tights yeah yeah maybe crop top whitey tighties cape and then maybe like a superhero mask and a sword if you went put everything if you went as captain underpants who is bald you know that'd be pretty that'd be pretty fitting for what's been going on it's pretty pretty on point. Yeah. Bald Queens, man. That's what you want. I probably, like, so if it's, and then hold on.

Is someone providing these clothes? Like, is this like a one-time? Yes, you have a limited budget. I have to purchase this shit. No, unlimited budget. Unlimited budget. I was like, bro, I'm getting, like, okay. There's two options.

Either I want, like, just the most ridiculous looking suit, like a drippy one, but, okay, there's two options. Either I want, like, just the most ridiculous-looking suit, like a drippy one, but, like, I don't want it to be, like, a standard suit. Like, I want there to be something ridiculous about it. Maybe it's fucking, like, maybe it's got one sleeve and I have no shoes or some shit. I don't fucking, like, something ridiculous. Ooh, dude, that'd be kind of hard. That's what I'm saying.

A one-sleeve suit? Or maybe I'm wearing, like, flip-flops with it or some shit. Or, like, the other idea I have, I want to look like a fucking, have you it or some shit or like the other idea i had i want to look like a fucking have you seen pictures of like the rookies getting drafted in like the 2001 nba draft with just the baggiest suits that have ever existed yeah that'd be kind of hard like bringing that shit back just wearing this fucking parachute of an outfit would be kind of tough yeah i'm there with you i think in suit but i want to i would want to like accessorize the hell out of it so lots of jewelry i would chain maybe my puka shell necklace grill

110 i'm rocking a grill yeah call me george foreman uh maybe like my vest is is like diamonds like my vest underneath my suit is somehow my shoes are studded with like i'm i'm just want to go i'm thinking like a light flash baby blues i want to go flashy i'm going out maybe like uh bedazzled brass knuckles in case someone does try to slap me i have a defense mechanism already built in a weapon i mean now that we know you always got to bring some self-defense to the oscars you're not getting slapped you have bedazzled brass knuckles on you know dazzled brass knuckles i don't know if that would be like that'd be really fucking intimidating not gonna lie if somebody had brass knuckles that had like little like studs on them and shit like that'd be kind of terrifying right but you also be like

intrigued like this yeah i would want to know like i would be like did you actually get like the bedazzle like thing from like the infomercial and bedazzle that yourself or is that like drip yeah if you would you take a punch to the face from a bedazzled brass knuckles if it meant that one of the diamonds gets stuck in your forehead and you get to take it home and sell it how much is he style like lousy vert style yeah yeah it gets stuck in your forehead like vision um i don't know a couple thousand how much are diamonds worth oh fuck yeah i'd absolutely get punched in the face okay if it's if it's over like it's over like two thousand i fucking i'd be like yeah let's do it that's your limit zach what's the uh minimal amount of money to get punched in the face to get punched in the face with brass knuckles?

Yeah, with diamonds in them. Do I have health insurance? Yes. Because I've got to figure if I don't have health insurance, I've got to cover the hospital bills and dental bills that I'm assumingly going to take. Get punched in the face with brass knuckles. I don't know.

75K? Yeah, okay. I don't know. 75K? Yeah, okay. I think I'm halfway between you guys. Punch the face without brass knuckles? Yeah. Oh, 100 bucks. A couple hundred dollars, 2K, whatever. I let someone do that to me.

Brass knuckles? I let a girl do that to me in bed. I just asked her to do that for free. Brass knuckles can't, like, kill you, though. Like, you're just going to get, like, kind of fucked up. A punch like kill you though like you're just gonna get like kind of a punch can kill you yeah but like i'm gonna for like two thousand dollars like i'll take my fucking chances like i don't think i think like what's it here i'm gonna look it up you guys keep talking so rooks what's the minimum amount of money that you'd play russian roulette

for then because that's what you're saying right now you're taking your chances with dying and that's a 50 50 shot it's a 50 50 shot remember either you you're alive or you're dead that's right shout out ryan hickey worldwide sports radio network listen every uh thursday morning or something why i feel like brass knuckles are just under like that's just a cool weapon like a cool thing to have like a cool accessory like why why are people not wearing brass knuckles more where do you even buy brass knuckles is it like at that one store where they sell the ninja stars and the nunchucks and they also have the brass knuckles you know there's always that one store in like it wasn't even in your mall you have you had to go to like a like

a western town uh that had the occasional you, it was kind of touristy, and you'd walk in, and there'd be glass cases, and there'd be swords and ninja stars. You'd always go to your mom. What the fuck happened to those things? I know, you'd always go to your mom and be like, Mom, can I get a set of ninja stars? And she'd be, no, no, you cannot.

We have to fly home. The Southwest Airlines will not allow that in your carry-on. What a specific fucking memory, but, like, I know exactly what you're talking about. I can picture the guy that fucking works at that place. Yeah, he's got a lot of jade on, a jade jewelry. He's wearing some sort of Navajo robe, long hair. And he's a very welcoming man.

He says, welcome. And you're like, oh, man, I feel so welcome in here. Okay, so after looking at multiple um multiple credited uh resources on google which is just kind of people answering the question on like different forums and stuff they all say oh brass knuckles can't be deadly because any hit to the head can be deadly but it's like there's no like oh like these are gonna like these are gonna kill you 75 chance of death i mean i don't know maybe mythbusters looked at it i don't know man but like literally like it was probably on deadliest warrior one of the one of the weapons they used

on deadliest warrior was probably uh brass it was probably the irish episode the ira was like these are the brass knuckles and then that was not an Irish accent. I don't even know what that was. Wait can we go back to if Mythbusters was going to do a brass knuckles episode of seeing those two nerds try to like punch a dummy as hard as they can. Oh they'd absolutely get they'd have to get like someone else to throw the punches

those dudes could not throw a punch no fucking shot. That's right i it would be so bad where do you google says brass knuckles are per they're illegal in pennsylvania yeah they're illegal uh that's why you can't see them very often gotcha i bet they're very legal in the south there's some shit on google like it's just related to brass knuckles the question is why are brass knuckles illegal it's just related to brass knuckles the question is why are brass knuckles illegal it says most states make brass knuckles illegal because of the harm they can

cause wow just fucking thank you appreciate the insight there you have to get brass knuckles fitted right or that's just like a rich person thing or is there like a small medium large and then you can get them fitted a rich person get my brass knuckles tailored tomorrow exactly like yeah like tailored knuckles tailored knucks that's a that's a hard name you take this to a blacksmith what the fuck who the fuck does take a cast of your hand i mean i guess there has to be different sizes. I got little baby hands.

I know there's people who are like 300 pounds. I mean, if you had one, I mean, to be fair, if you had one non-gun weapon or sword, you can't have a sword or a gun. What are you picking as your weapon? I feel like brass knuckles have to be up there. So no swords, but so we can do like flat not sharp things correct baseball bat i go like nests from smash i like that man hit the home run i like a baseball i like a baseball bat because you got some like length to it too like you can kind of like you can zone people away from you i think brass knuckles

while yeah if you hit they'd be crazy like you got to get it's like you are zone people away from you i think brass knuckles while yeah if you hit they'd be crazy like you gotta get it's like you are getting close up to somebody i don't know i'd rather i'd rather have something to just like back away i don't know i don't know what that fucking voice was back away back away what about like steel-toed boots just Just kick them. Own those? Man. They stink. I do too. They stink. Hey, whoa, okay. Relax.

Don't talk about my Tims like that. Those things are fucking relics. They're going to be in the Lavre or the Louvre or whatever it is one of these days, okay? Did you say the Lavre? Yeah, I call it different things every time I talk about it. It's fine. You'll be all right. Your boots aren't steel-toed.

They're like, they're borderline steel-toed. Tomato toe.'re borderline steel-toed tomato so i have i have steel to i've actually basic tims are not steel they're like a step away okay now i have actually i have actual steel-toed boots and they are and they are i think it's because they're one size too big but they're also just not super functional they're just no you can't really move in them too well when you're like in a manufacturing environment yeah like how do you use them as a weapon i feel like someone in the head i feel like it'd be a better weapon to literally take the boot off and try to hit him over the head with it then try to kick him why i'm not gonna lie much like the idea of having the steel toe boot on my leg and me trying to kick somebody just sounds like a pulled groin.

Like sounds like I'm just pulling my shit immediately because I'm not prepared to have like six pound dumbbell, like on my foot. I just figured they don't see it coming. They're like, Oh, this guy has no weapons, but no steel toe boot.

One hit to the one kick to the face lights out. Dude, for you to kick someone in the face with steel toe boot, that's going to take at least 45 seconds. Like that's going to take some goddamn fucking, that's going to take at least 45 seconds. Like, that's going to take some goddamn fucking – that's going to take some leg work, literally, to get it up there. Let me stretch real quick. So I'm fully aware that, like, a baseball bat is probably way better than brass knuckles.

Just the idea, though, if you do make contact, and also the idea of you putting on brass knuckles before a fight, I feel like looks so badass. And then if you do make contact i mean it's lights out which you can say about a bat too but i feel it's your own hand doing it it just amplifies the punch i don't know question do you think they make brass knuckles for your feet now i don't because i don't think i don't think that would be like it... It would not make sense, but, like, we should make it. I feel like as you're...

Because you're not going to... Okay, so you're not going to be, like, curling your toes as you kick, you know what I'm saying? So, like, I feel like by the time your foot gets, like, lifted up, the momentum's just going to throw the brass knuckle off your foot. I think we could definitely make these. But, yeah, you'd have to have to like monkey grip it with your toes and then just whip it around now on your feet that's what it is oh okay look no we make slip-on shoes that have brass knuckles on the inside so then you flick the shoe off then you got the brass knuckles on your feet monkey paw it then you whip your foot around you're not weighed

down by the steel-toed boot but you still got the metal on there i'm so fucking lost by that description yeah i have no idea what i mean no fucking clue what you're talking about i'm a little lost but fair enough i'll save that for myself fair enough uh just fucking hit the intro just it is wednesday my nipples are hard now. Number one, remove your bra. I like nuts. This is my butt. I'm ready to go. Golf is a sexy thing.

My dick will go like, boop, and just flip inside out, and it'll turn into a vagina. And you take me. Hi, boys. And of course, Pennsylvania. You leave the butter in the crack. Why is my spaghetti fizzy? I want to kiss you on the mouth, baby. God damn, he's so good.

Yeah, he calls me big time. Ah, ah, ah. Wow, wow, wow. Booty. God damn, he's so good. Dad calls me big time. Ah, ah, ah. Ah, ah, ah. That poor makes me dookie. If you just wanted to slurp something and then spit it back out. And then I swallow. I want to die. Raw dog and lower.

Kid's shirt, he based her on nipples. He's got slop. Rock's dick has anchor arms. I think I got to get out of here. I was ready to get the paint broke. I don't fucking... Great question. Who has vertical butt cheeks?

To the death. No, Paul's looking down on us. He's like, fuck it, fucking with this fucking guy, man. It is Wednesday, my dude. And we're back. Episode 60. Not much on the docket this week. We got some Hot Pocket ratings, though, from last week.

So everyone's very excited for that. Been waiting for a whole seven days for us to review and rate these. Corey is out but might show up. Big time MIA right now. If you see Corey Myers wandering around the street, please direct him to us at

itswednesdaybydunnerscorepod or wmd underscore pod guy gets engaged one time and just ditches us we're his we're his original spouses he better know that we're his work husbands or his podcast husbands we're gonna be up there at the altar as well handing him a ring so yeah we're gonna be holding him up like the three of us so he's elevated from claire so claire has to like look up at him the entire time but we're going to be holding him up like the three of us. So he's elevated from Claire. So Claire has to like look up at him the entire time. But we're going to lift him up because we've been supporting him this entire time. And I want to do it not just metaphorically, but actually protect our short king.

Of course. Right. We'll be on all fours and he can walk off our backs. Instead of a ring bearer, we're going to be the Corey bears. We're going to bear Corey down the aisle. Just carry Corey in. Hell yeah. Like the ancient egyptians thing he has a hundred percent seat yeah that'd be sick oh we're gonna need a fourth for that

because everyone has to take a corner you could be like at the front and hold both if you're like in the center that's gonna be you then muscle muscle boy you're 75 shoulder dog dude you can like shoulder press 95 pound dumbbells i was gonna say we have probably at least a year year and change to the wedding we all pick one muscle group and we focus on that muscle group so like to support so if rooks has got shoulders and traps then i feel like i can do legs so i'll support like that'll be i can support some of the weight with my legs um or i can be the chair and i can be the chair and you two can lift me up and i hold cory fuck no you're not getting out of this fucking work no we all have to do an equal part in this shit and also why the fuck would we work separate shit why would we all

pick different stuff we just all do shoulder press cory's like 165 pounds between the three of us we can all shoulder press more than 50 pounds we'll be fine i just want to say dude's my first round pick in my draft last week and you know why i picked him first because the dumpy that dumpy's got some weight to it my guy just saying Just saying. Hey, that's fair. Maybe all the weight's centered in the back, so maybe we have two people in the back, one guy in the front. Yeah? Yeah, okay.

I agree. Fair, fair, fair, fair, fair. But yeah, Corey's out of the way. But first, how our weeks are? We're not going to do Hot Pockets first, right? No, we'll do Hot Pockets after. All right. I'm here, Rooks is here, Zach's here.

Rooks, how was your weekend? I don't like that you don't give us like our little like hello anymore i really miss it um well it was a good weekend um friday went to a bar watched carolina get the fucking dub skis um hold that shit baby fuck you ucla um went to this bar they had um they had like if you bought a flying or or dogfish had 60 minute beer you got to put in your ticket for a raffle for a bicycle which i thought was the most random promotion on this planet but literally they were telling people that and everybody was buying dogfish i don't know if they were just like fuck we need to get the shit out of our bar like someone bringing a bike and we're gonna just

we're gonna sell this shit but just the most random promotion i think i've ever seen and um hopefully i would get a call from them and i have a bicycle in my future um we'll see but the pegs uh no is it a schwinn uh no it's like it's a very like functional bike i saw it in the front i don't i don't remember man okay call the bar it's called franklin hall um but so yeah went to the bar watched the game had a grand old time happy boy got the dub saturday was a fucking marathon um went to brunch at two slam some mimosas our fucking server man oh like i know she was busy like hey i was a server at one point i know y'all get busy but goddamn just give us a picture of mimosa then like just drop it on our table and let us self-serve because like there

was like there was like one point where nobody had like nobody at our 10 person table had a drink for like 20 minutes. I feel like at bottomless brunch, like that's kind of absurd. You know what I'm saying? Not to sound like a Karen right now, but like, it's a little like,

give us a fucking mimosa. Um, yeah, I went to brunch. Then after that went to rooftop, we went to sundown at flash. DJ was spinning it and crushing it. Your boy was breaking it down,

had it and danced my booty off in a little bit. so your boy was throwing it back for a real one um had a great time there um and then after that went to a fucking house party it was a um new year's party in march which never experienced that before but it was interesting. Nobody had to dress up and shit, but they did. Did you have the countdown? Yeah, they did a countdown and shit. It was a little wild. But yeah, so went to that.

Got to see a lot of people I hadn't seen in a while, which was great. Shout out to my girl Shakira, not the singer. My friend's name is Shakira. At the party, so sometimes when i take a shot like i'm like on the verge of puking just from how gross the shot is so i need like something to get my mind off it my friend shakira one of my things is i asked someone to give me a little slap a little slap to the face after I take the shot help me out I asked my friend Shakira once and she was like what and I was like please just like

do it with zero hesitation after the second time she clocked my shit like and I'm talking like fucking hit me and I was hammered so in the moment I was like what the fuck and then I was like oh yeah wait I just asked her to do this but I was like oh my god she hit the fuck out of me oh my fucking god I was Chris oh yeah wait I just asked her to do this but I was like oh my god she hit the little smock out of me

oh my fucking god I was Chris Rock time of the thousand but yeah shout out Shakira it did save my life though I didn't puke we were good then after that waited in line I forgot how much I hate waiting in line at bars we were in line at this bar for a little bit

I was getting I was like just exhausted at this point we went in the bar for like three minutes and then we walked up to the bar upstairs and my buddy dirty dan said hey man you're trying to get out of here and i was like yes sir i was like let's fucking go call the uber because at this point it's like one o'clock in the morning it's like i've been drinking for almost 12 hours like let's just go home and then sunday your boy was just in the sunken place the entire day just laid in bed in the fetal position a lot and that was my day and the weekend was pretty solid though i'll give it one uh one firm chris rock slap

nice shout out shakira i love love you. Better weekend than Will Smith. Zach, how was your weekend? Pretty chill, actually. I was in big recovery mode from being in Key West the prior week, so Friday didn't do too much. Went to Costco to get golf balls and beef jerky, and I went to go get gas at Costco because it's lower there. Ended up waiting in line at Costco for like 45 minutes.

Everyone and their brother was there to get gas at Costco. It was the worst way to spend a Friday night, but I did it. Saturday morning, it's still cold in Chicago, so it's still 35 degrees, snowing a little bit. Me and my friends had a nice little tea time at 8.50 in the morning, so I'm driving out to the suburbs god driving past the course notice there's some snow on the greens i'm like oh this will be fun as i'm getting out of my car i meet my buddy there and the wind is whipping i'm thinking to myself i do not want to play golf in this weather and the lord above sends a big beautiful angel that being the golf attendant on the inside and he walks out to us and says guys we are closed and i says thank you sir we appreciate it um so anyways my other two buddies

got there and we just looked and we said all right let's we just booked a simulator so we did a simulator for four hours which was choice um and yeah rest what did i do the rest of saturday got sushi just kind of hung out watch basketball uh went to bed early sunday woke up was kind of productive which was shocking uh ate mac and cheese and sausage links for breakfast in the morning there it is we're back um what else i eat um i had i had like a thing from costco it was like this weird garlic chicken dinner thing. It wasn't great, but I choked it down. I had some like mint, like yogurt, frozen yogurt bars that were pretty good. It was Yasso.

You heard of them? Yeah, like Yasso bars. They were okay. Then I had like two chicken thighs with buffalo sauce on them, which was okay. Then I had a lot of Propel too. It was a heavy Propel day on Sunday. Dude, I just want to know. on him which was okay then i had a lot of propel too it was a heavy propel day on sunday dude i just want to know can you can you please like can you get my fitness pal and enter in what you eat

on a sunday and just give us your calorie count every sunday i'm so curious yeah i can do that i can do that it's so much fucking food man i was debating too because i had a free 20 on uber eats if i spent 25 i was debating on getting like wings or a Poke Bowl or something. I was very close. But I had restraint, obviously, because I'm the restraint king. And yeah, that's pretty much it. We'll see how this weekend goes.

But I think April's going to be a pretty chill month. I will give my weekend I will give my weekend uh i will give my weekend plus 10 strokes saved on my golf game by using the simulator instead of actually playing the course nice i love it nice on this simulator do you have to putt yes which is the first time i've actually putted on the simulator, and it is wild. It is impossible. It is fucking terrible. It is impossible. Anywhoos, Bragg, how was the weekend? Thanks, Rooks.

So I'm moving out. So right now I have a mattress, a vacuum, my work laptop, and, like, a suitcase in my apartment and, like, nothing else. So I haven't done much. I've done some done some like going away dinners with friends so that's been good and hung out with cory for like over the weekend to we watched one of the oscar movies coda because we're like on the oscars this weekend and then it was decent but then after his fiancee and her sister were there so we're like hey there's this movie

called dewey cox it's great you need to watch it like we'll just put on the first five minutes you'll laugh and then we can go home within the first five minutes spoiler alert he chops his brother in half of the machete and they were hooked from the beginning and it was great plow through that hour and a half long movie they're like i thought we should watch first five minutes but man a plus everybody go watch it again every scene every scene is a quote like i was thinking like oh this one that coming up so funny and then what happened i'm like oh this next scene i remember oh it's so funny so good and like the cast you know jonah hill's in that i always forget yeah he's like the older brother he's

the older version of his brother yeah stacked cast Stacked cast. They all like one line, but they have everybody. Wrong kid died. Wrong kid died. So, recommendation of the week. Go watch Dewey Cox. But sold a bunch of stuff on Craigslist. This morning, I went to this dude's place, and I was selling my nightstand.

Got it out of my car, walked up to the front door. This dude comes out to smoke a cigarette. I was like, Hey man, you Raphael. And he's like, just looked at me and like lit a cigarette and started smoking it. And I was like, dude, you trying to buy this nightstand? And he's like, just didn't say anything. Just mean mugged me. Like a minute passes and then someone else walks out the door.

It's like, Oh, Hey. And like buys it. It's like, dude, just stood here and just stared me down for a minute and a half. Just like, not going to say a word to me. Like it's, it was on Craigslist. Like, I don't know what you look like. There's, you walked out of the one door of like this place that this other guy lives at that like, I don't know. It was weird. It was strange. Um, and then yeah, my parents were in town. We, uh, moved my stuff. It took two and a half hours, which was not bad and uh yeah so i got another like three days of living in a completely empty apartment but like you know it'll be good airbnb's for the

next couple months gonna be fun so where's the first where's the first destination again going to well i have to go to my parents place place for a week to, like, unpack nonsense. But then Raleigh for a month. Right. That's right. Okay. Nice. Raleigh. Yeah.

Raleigh. So I rate my week. This will lead into the next thing. Two chicken bacon ranch Hot Pockets. Nice. Yeah. So last week we were talking about the big and bold Hot Pockets. I couldn't find the nacho cheese ones for Corey, and he didn't go look because he's a loser. He's married now, apparently.

He just doesn't show up to the podcast. That's great. I guess. I found the chicken bacon ranch one, though. Rooks, you found the double pepperoni one? Yeah, the chicken bacon ranch one was there, too, but you were giving the review on that. I had a big fucking uh i had a big scare to my system i walked over the frozen aisle and there was one singular box of a philly cheesesteak one i was like there's one box of hot pockets what the

fuck like people out here listening to our pod grabbing hot pockets like jesus but then i took i took eight steps and then looked in the other half of the aisle and and I was like, oh, shit, now they're all right here. That is something I will say. I don't know if grocery stores know where to place the Hot Pockets because it's not in single-family meals. It's not in pizza. It's not in breakfast. I don't know where it is.

I think I was walking around my Mariano's, and I don't think I found it for a good ten minutes after searching. And there's only, like, three frozen food aisles, and I couldn't find it. This is a weird spot. I agree. Mind was strange. But, Zach, so you didn't find, you had like the double beef cheese one? I think I had the buffalo chicken one, I think.

Yeah, he picked buffalo chicken because Corey got the fucking weird one. I will try to fulfill my due diligence. This is not a cop out by me. If and when it comes. And at every grocery store I'm at now, I will be looking for it to fulfill my duty. But I'm excited to hear how it tasted. I want to go through the whole experience, though. I want to go unwrapping, cooking time, how many were in the package, post meal, poop. I got you.

Honestly, poops this week, pretty solid. Packaging, exactly the same. Cook time though, actually not cold in the middle. I don't know what they changed, but big and bold. Was it? I guess the number on the side of how long you have to cook it was actually correct finally. Was it noticeably bigger? No, that's the thing i was like this feels just like 10 larger than a hot pocket am i wrong rooks i'll give i'll give all my notes after you go okay yeah on a scale of zero to big and bold it was

very much like average and understated like it was kind of the same but dude chicken bacon ranch one didn't taste like chicken two didn't taste like bacon three just didn't taste like ranch it was just like a white hot pocket with white filling on the inside with like indistinguishable little bits and it sort of tastes like a chicken pot pie it was weird that's like the grossest way you could have described that that That was fucking disgusting. It's, you can't think about it. It's like cottage cheese. Just don't think about it.

Just eat it. It sort of tastes good, but if you really look at it, you can't tell what it is. So, not too bad. My first one went down nice. Second one, I heated it up. Went to take it out of the microwave. I don't have any plates because my dad packed them all. Shout out, Keith. Didn't leave me one plate appreciate it uh so i was holding it by the sleeve it just like slips right out so picked it up off the floor ate it the way you should

uh really gave it a little bit more character yeah i so first thing mine was fucking i don't know the pepperoni pizza ones so recently i was staying at my parents place and they had hot pockets and i had a pepperoni pizza one like when you're little one hot pocket is like okay like it's doable a hot pocket now is like like when people hold like small tiny objects and like make the joke that they're huge like the pizza like a normal one now like just feels tiny so when i took this fucking thing out fucking first thoughts girthy as fuck just so much girth for a pepperoni for like a pepperoni pizza one where it's like all the filling is gonna be flat too like it might was mine was thick um but yeah reading the package and seeing three minutes and 15 seconds to heat up a fucking hot pocket i was like this thing has to be thick

because that is a lot of time for a fucking pizza pocket i mean that's why all the other ones are always cold i feel like it was like put it in for 27 seconds and then like breathe on it and it should be good. Did it still have... It's just not right. Did it still have the sleeve? Yeah, yeah. Sleeve's normal. Okay.

Packaging. Packaging, I could feel, was a little bit larger. The fucking ingredients list on the side was terrifying because it was like 12 000 words long like it was a fucking essay um it looked like a goddamn encyclopedia it was ridiculous um it i don't know if this is just my microwave but i heat up a lot of things today in my microwave the only one that had a weird smell to it when i heated it up up. Was this hot pocket. I heated this hot pocket up. And something just smelled off. And maybe it's one of the 12,000 ingredients.

Just shit in the bed on me or something. But I was like. I've literally used this microwave. Five other times today. And this is the only time I smell this. But yeah. It's the cancer. Came out though. and it smelled like a

normal hot pocket um took one bite the pepperoni pizza big and bold hot pocket is only pepperoni it's literally just fucking it's how zach described it last week where it's just how much of the shitty meat can we put in a hot pocket there was like every bite was like nine layers of pepperoni with no cheese or anything else it was a husky boy i'll tell you what um it was i mean again it tastes just like i got the most boring one because yeah it's just a smaller version that exists but um yeah it's it was just a larger version of the pepperoni one. It was only pepperoni. And I took two.

It's fucking five. Okay, also, please explain. You had two of them? One of them is five. On the back of the box, I read this 65 times. Because this makes no sense to me. One Hot Pocket is 500 calories. That's one serving.

Yeah. The whole box is two Hot Pockets. Guess how much total calories it is per the box? 1,030. Where the fuck are these 30 calories coming from? Where the fuck are they coming from? Dude, I guess. is coming from where the fuck are they dude that's the sleeve i guess i cannot tell you how many times i went back like my eyes went back and forth between the three numbers just like

what is not adding up here ridiculous but overall i'll give it a nice uh i'll give it a nice like maybe like a c minus like it was i had the one, like, and it was a lot of pepperoni. Like, I like pepperoni, but it was a little much. I was going to say, I really need Corey to get his because the zesty nacho, I just am so intrigued. I need a full description of that one. But, yeah, that one was not at my grocery store, and I was just like, that's not an accident. They're just like, they looked at the order for, like, the for like the store they're like yeah we don't want that one though that one the thing is cory's a big taco bell boy that is very taco bell energy based on the

flavored blasted wording he's gonna love it so i feel like we could expand this a little bit because i feel like there's all their frozen i feel like the one thing I've gotten away from as a kid is trying frozen foods frozen dinners I've never had a hungry man or a kid cuisine they're not good we should do a kid cuisine review

that one I know my grocery store has those live up to the hype just remember it's like lunchable level quality, but hot. Do we should do a lunchable review too? Oh, okay. We can do a new segment. I'm down, but

we cannot do this every week. I can't be fucking eating kid cuisines every fucking week, man. Cannot be eating this fake chicken chicken nugget every week. That slimy uh that slimy lunchable turkey the cracker stack the sandwich stackers or whatever they're called ew dude you want to talk about fucking gross the uh the fucking nachos the lunch the nachos because

i think nacho and taco they both had the beef with it though no nachos nachos was salsa and nacho cheese oh my god yeah i just wherever the beef was in those lunchables i remember seeing it as a literal first grader and being like what in the fuck the hot dog you remember the hot dog lunchables oh they were terrible that was the line that was the line for me i actually had the taco once I don't know why I liked it, but I did. Like, the little tube the pizza sauce comes in, it comes in the same thing. It's just ground beef. It's gross. Oh, my fucking God.

That's disgusting. Back when you're in third grade and you've only had, like, ten tacos in your life, it's at least not the worst taco you've had. I think they've nerfed Lunchables, though. Like, Bavinar Day, it was like a Capri sun and like two reese's cups now it's like apple slices and like a water guys season 12 the patch notes they got rid of a reese cup in the lunch the skill-based matchmaking on these fucking lunchables is ridiculous. Well, and just like, I'm twice the size I used to be, so I want twice the size of a Lunchable. It's just not the same amount of excitement when the Reese's Cup's not the size of your face.

Dude, the hot dog ones are the first ones I pulled up. Oh, this looks disgusting. There's a platypus. The hot dog ones were fucking disgusting. I will say, though, the best part of a lunchable is always the candy and the capri sun i guess just yeah like correct everything else is aside to those two things like did you guys when you when you had a lunchable at home and not at school did you heat up your pizza lunchables or did you eat them i still didn't i still didn't do it yeah no i think

that's the i know you're supposed to do it but that it was more prevalent than i realized i thought you always just ate them cold and i was like this is fine i always ate it cold yeah i don't think i've actually ever heated it up i heated it up i heat i trip my mom heat up the or heated up the do you remember like they had like the the lunchable like pizza xls or whatever and it was like a bigger like flatbread that was like kind of square one or like lunchable extreme or some bullshit oh yeah yeah those ones like my mom like used to like make and heat up for me shout out sheila what a cook um but but don't throw shade like there's so many shit you already shit on your dad on this podcast okay i forgot to say when i was packing my dad put my

nintendo switch at the bottom of a box and then put a bunch of books on top of it. I was like, guys, have you seen my Switch? It's like purple. It's like Nintendo. They know what that looks like. They're both like, I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, this just brought every box. I'm on the Lunchables website.

This is like me and the Hot Pocket website last week. I'm on the Lunchables website. Do you remember the Treatza? This is like, it was the pizza crust. Oh, yeah, it was just like candy and chips, right? And it has chocolate syrup as the as the frosting you added m&ms on top this is bringing back aggressive nostalgia right now right yeah i don't like that one though that exists and you said they nerfed lunchables dude

fuck no they did not put the roaring waters capri sun which is basically like capri sun zero and not full strengthstrength Capri Sun. Yo. Soft spot in my heart for Capri Suns. Dude, I buy Capri Suns regularly, and I'm a household of one with no kids. I just want like a Capri Sun in a bottle. No, no. No, no.

You say you want that, but when you have it,'t because they will they sell them in the jugs my mom bought one time you can buy them in big jugs i don't know where she found it but she did not the same you need to drink it out of the straw the yellow straw when you call your mom right now and ask her where she found this because capri sun capri sun it's the first experience of sex education okay it's first jamming it in the hole. Place the sharp edge and break the seal. Hey, that's what you do, okay? You don't put the dull end of your penis in. Do they have deep dish pizza now?

You don't go in sideways? Yeah. That's what the hot dog Lunchable is teaching us you know do they have deep dish pizza now no the hot dog lunchables that's anal dog you're going in between buns dude this comes with cheez-its there it is and a water and a kool-aid single what kind of bullshit is this this is what i'm talking about they give it a cool word like lunchables uploaded it really sucks those ones are great though no the kool-aid single it's way too much powder for how much water they give you and this is what you do drink half the water put

in the kool-aid single it's so good all right i think we're gonna do it it's literally that's a shot of oh it's great oh i forgot that's again so many memories i've did that every time you have to try it all right next one we need to do we the boys eat lunchables that needs to be we can do lunchables is the next one i just i love this on our youtube channel i love this segment i really do i'm not eating like lunchables and kid cuisine every fucking week especially not if we go to the uh what is it the hungry man shit or whatever the fuck like i'm not doing that shit either like yeah dude i watched a video like an hour ago and it was do you guys know good mythical morning on youtube they did they eat every hostess cake and oh i'm jealous i want to try it i can't there's like 75 different flavors

of twinkies i can't wait till this turns into eventually we just start running out of frozen food it's just like all right like rooks eats the Stouffer's lasagna. Ryan eats the Stouffer's like pasta bake. I eat the Stouffer's mac and cheese. Corey eats like the Stouffer's like beef stroganoff. That's all that channel is. If you've seen Good Mythical Morning, all they do is eat food and rate it. Every single video.

It's just we eat everything from this. It's super entertaining. It's great great when we first talk about frozen foods the first thing i thought about in burnout i'm sure you remember this hickey and his goddamn enchiladas from fucking walmart oh dude yeah hickey got like these frozen enchiladas the only things he would eat other than like a peanut butter sandwich and pasta were these fucking enchiladas and like now like i feel like at that time there weren't very many like varieties for that brand now that brand has like a full fucking section of like really yeah they have like they have a big monopoly in the game right now it looked like the last time i saw he kept him afloat man it's all because of dude. I don't think I saw that kid eat anything

That was not frozen he would buy Texas toast. That's like the frozen Just buy bread butter and garlic and I do not alone when you're talking God, but the Texas toast with cheese hits different, bro That I was not yeah, I'm gonna 12 bucks on two slices of bread worth it. No no We're not worth it's worth it No, I was gonna give him shit and then I remember the last time I had the Texas Toast, and I will say that Texas Toast kind of bangs. Dude. It gets a 10 out of 10 for me.

It's not just Texas Toast either. It's the Texas Toast with Sargento cheese, so they're combining brands, and you're just like, well, I'm going to have to try this. Two brands are better than one. It's going to be double-double. The crossover event of the century. The crossover episode. Yeah, exactly.

No, it's such a bad idea. I'd rather buy three loaves of bread, a thing of Sargento cheese, a thing of butter, and a thing of garlic for $20 and have 40 pieces of garlic bread than two boxes with four pieces total. I don't know, man. I don't know about all that. I think you're capping a little bit but it's fine it will cap okay all right is that our is that our frozen

food section for the week that is we will we will we will circle back i do want to check out the launchables i want to next time i go to the grocery store i want to see what the most absurd flavors they have are and then we can like assign out. You know what I'm saying? But hey, I got a random question if y'all want to do random question time. Oh, I had a topic that I found off of Reddit, and I was going to send you a link if you want to read it real quick. It's three photos in a sentence.

Oh, Jesus. Okay, sure. Now I'm scared, but go ahead. Oh, God. No, this is fucking awful. What the fuck oh my fucking god this is in indonesia there's a small tribe where every three years they'll dig up their ancestors and dress them in clothes and like parade them around town so on reddit there's a photo of a dude like with like three skeletons one with like a sideways baseball

cap another one with sunglasses and like a lay on and they're just like hanging out together it's incredible and my question is do you want this done to you when you're dead dude i don't care what are you wearing okay yes i i will say i don't care. What are you wearing? Okay, yes. I will say, I don't give a... I'm wearing what I'm wearing to the Oscars. I'm wearing brass knuckles.

I'm wearing... Grill. Grill. I'm wearing a jacket with one sleeve and flip-flops. A grill doesn't decay, brother. This just makes me

so uncomfortable to look at. And like... Dude, the effort of digging up all my family members out of their graves, dressing them up, parading them around town, putting them back in their graves and burying

them again, it's exhausting. That's three days of work right there. I'm not doing that shit. I'd rather like rake the leaves or something. I'd rather do any other form of yard work. Oh god, yeah, this is just awful. I'm not gonna lie lie raking leaves is not fun exactly exactly it's not fun i'd rather do that than dig up my ancestors and then bury them yo we get up bernie's every three years come on yo the last so ultra music fest was this past weekend so a lot of times the live

stream sets and they'll scroll like the camera will scroll like different cuts through the crowd it's like 50 50 shot whether or not people are on drugs or not when they're scrolling by i'm not kidding this last picture could literally be people in the crowd at ultra like the one the one like with the sunglasses looks excited the one closest to the right looks fucking on drugs and then the last one just is like chilling like that could be an ultra like a little pass by we'll just have to stitch it together make our own video oh my god but this is i saw that though and i was like man i assumed you guys would have opinions i expected one of you to be on board but apparently no this is awful maybe

this is a corey thing i'm gonna i can't't wait until Corey gets this link because you texted him and I group me and he's not on here and he just looks at this and just says, oh, dear. I'm glad I'm not on this pod. No, I bet he's excited. I will say, like, if my fucking kids dress me up and I look like a fucking idiot and I'm a corpse, I'm going to be pissed. Like, I'm going to be in heaven. I'm going to be like, you motherfucker. Like, I'll probably, I don't know if I'll be in heaven we'll see but wherever I am we're gonna figure something like keep it open we're gonna figure out a way to fuck with them because like

bro you put me in this fit that this guy has on this guy has this ridiculously patterned shirt and his hat is a full 90 degree angle to the side on his head like not even just a slight tilt it's a full 90 degrees you throw a hat on me like that i am coming back from the afterlife and i'm beating the shit out of you rooks would you want them to get a wig of your hair as it is now to put it on your dead body bring it back just give me maybe the beard just give me a hat sideways hat no it cannot be sideways but just give me just give me like a fucking give me like one of my old hats or some shit they got this dude decked out in what looks like his old military uniform

i'd hope like you could find me a fit in my closet you know what i'm saying give me like my polo g t-shirt maybe throw on my yeezys like i don't know all right what a pose you going for you laying on your side i don't care bro i'm dead if they don't so okay here's what i want i want the ice in my veins i want them just with my one arm across my other on a dab and then and then like put like maybe like draw me like biting my lip on my face or something like that you can draw my fucking corpse. I don't give a shit. How many shooter sleeves do you want on? No shooter sleeves, man.

I want my Polo GT on, though. Probably the Yeezys. We're going to be looking drippy out here. Zach, you're against this. You don't want to be posed with your Annie's mac and cheese on a Sunday morning. I want to be dead. If they want to dig me up they can dig me up i'm not digging anybody up that's like i think that's the bigger question like i'm not digging anybody up they can dig me up if they want i'm i'm good bro if these people have a big like how far on their ancestral tree

do they go for this shit like is it just immediate family because one has two but then this other guy has four around him like what if you have a big fucking family you got fucking you got a gang of like 30 people around you all dressed up like now you just look creepy like also who's watching them like are they always having eyes on the on the the their dig dug up ancestors like are they just do they sit them all in a chair and then leave them for a bit like you always gotta have eyes on the someone's always gotta be on ancestor duty well make it play poker it's fine is there like is there like time is there supervisors for the graveyard and shit or is it just like oh like because like low-key i would go and i'd be like i'm gonna dig this guy up because like i don't want to disrespect my parents corpses i'm gonna dig up this other

corpse let's see if it looks remotely like them and then we'll dress up this other fucking idiot make him look stupid you know what i'm saying before they died i'm sure like in this small little tribe it's part of their culture that it's like disrespectful to not dig your dead body up oh yeah i'm sure yeah yes yeah so but like oh just i going to, I can't stop looking at the pictures. Like, it's just fucking ridiculous. They're hilarious. All right, let's move on. Okay.

Zach is very turned off by this. All right, Rooks, you said you had a random question. Bro, you know what the fucking one course with the sunglasses looks like? Bro, it looks like the little shit from SpongeBob and chocolate. Like, you threw some fucking sunglasses on that shit i swear to god that's what that looks like i mean yeah they're dead bodies it's incredible all right all right zach is visibly like wincing we need to rook save us um i just had a random like i saw this i was like this would be i saw this on like

a tiktok uh if you were like famous like who would you want your best friend to be like who would like would you be trying to go after like other famous people are you like trying to like keep the crew close like what are we doing i mean you want some famous friends but i also feel like every famous person sucks so like i don't want them to be, like, the inner circle. I want to, like, have access to, like, their money when I get broke, you know? I bet every famous person sucks, but, like, I'm going to suck as well. Oh, for sure. Yeah, no, it's definitely going to go to my head.

But that's why I need all you guys around to, like, keep me in check. And that's why you can't just abandon all your old friends, you know? I'd want, like, of current famous people, I'd want, like, Paul Rudd and that's why you can't just abandon all your old friends you know i'd want like of current famous people i want like paul rudd and harry styles would probably be the two and then i would definitely just want my boys like i feel like you always have that pact that you know that you make with your friends if one of us gets rich you're like we're i'll take you all with me and we'll all live in a house together we'll play basketball because i'll have a basketball court in my backyard like that type of thing yeah like yeah so that's i mean that's that's what i would do i i don't think it would i don't think it would change that much because especially like depending

on when you become famous it depends on when you become famous if i became famous right now like i don't think i would make many famous friends i would have my friends i have now i would invite them out be like no, you guys should hang out. But if you're famous when you're younger, you grow up in that scene, I think you end up making more famous friends as you just grow up in Hollywood or whatever. Yeah, you're in that environment. I want Conan O'Brien and Marshawn Lynch. That's going to be my duo, us three.

You just watched Murderville or something? Jesus. Oh, hell yeah yo zach low-key if you you would look like a fucking monster if you walked around with paul rudd and harry styles those are two short kings right there you would look fucking huge that's why he's doing it you're like a fucking titan i would be like paul rudd with with the humor i feel like he's just a generally good guy keeps it light and harry styles has just impeccable fashion taste. I feel like I could just learn some things for how to dress. And maybe he could teach me how to sing and play guitar.

That's true. That might be tougher. All my life. Can we just pick hot celebrity girls to be friends with? No, dude. I'm out on that, bro. If you want to go that route, but I think that's not what I'm looking for here. Okay.

I'm looking for a homie. No one talks about that side of things. Fair. But, like, if you're homies with, like, a very attractive celebrity girl, she has friends. Then she can hook you up, you know? But, like, out of this situation, that's not what I... Like, my initial thought when I saw this was just, like, any, was any cool pro golfer. Because first off, money bags.

And then they could get me on the fucking course with them all the time. I could go play fucking PGA National before the tournament starts for three days. And then just get drunk and watch them play golf for three more days or four more days. That's a money play right there. And then professional golfers like nightmare they make racks and they like there's but like i don't i feel like i was thinking like musical artists would be fun but like musical artists like there's no rules like musical artists like there's just like they're gonna be doing drugs and shit and going crazy all the time like i'd rather like have somebody who has to be like tied to the sport and then they have to like kind of keep their shit together to keep their money yeah pro athlete for

sure is the way to go like golf specifically probably i like uh i fuck with like max homer max homer would be fun that'd be a cool dude i feel like golfers are boring though like i feel like you need a guy with like a sort of like of, like, a problem in the NFL just to, like, get some excitement around you. Like, not been in shootings, but been in a couple bar fights. Have you seen Ballers? I do not want to be on an episode of Ballers. It's true. You don't want to hang out with The Rock?

No, because they always get into this stuff. He's always handling problems. There's never an episode of Ballers where The Rock's like, man, my life's great. No players are doing drugs or getting arrested or my business isn't failing like you're adjacent to that you're not the one who's like business is failing or doing drugs or getting arrested you're like the friend next to him with like the camera that's taking the video being like this is going on world star hip-hop but i'm okay but you're the one incriminating your friend because you have video evidence of them doing illegal things.

Accidentally. Got it. Yeah. Yeah. We're not a great friend. Remember, we said we're keeping our best homies back home. We're just there for, like, the perks of it. Oh, I got famous now.

Like, I'm dropping you guys like a bad habit. No, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. Google kick rocks. Dude, if I got famous, I think I would still buy like a big house and like not out west or in a big city i would buy a big lake house in wisconsin or michigan you're like when you go freezing all the time no but like in the summer it hits different i mean that's why you live in you go in the summer i thought you meant like move there i was like no it's like yeah i have

money now i'm moving to michigan like jesus christ no because you always the only go to the boat at least when i go on a boat my friend's lake house in michigan there's always those big houses you're like oh that guy's an orthodontist that guy's a that guy's a dentist and you always point it out i just want to be that guy like oh that guy's that guy's the famous guy so zach wants to be a dentist and that's who he's gonna be hanging out with dude if i i could introduce you to my dad i could be famous dentist i would be a famous friend dentists make a lot of money i got lasik recently they make like four thousand dollars a pop for like 10 minutes hold on no no the lasik that's why i'm so cheap we scraped the bad eyesight off of your eyes

it was a two for one i got my teeth cleaned and your eyes. It was a two for one. I got my teeth cleaned and my eyes fixed. It was a two for one. You'd have to wear these rubber bands on your eyes for the next three years. There's also a laundromat right next to it. Great detail. You did everything done at the same time. Why did you share that? Oh, fucking Christ.

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