It’s Wednesday My Dudes - Ep. 62: Skadoodlemuffin

Episode Date: April 20, 2022

Lavaar Buttman makes his hosting debut for the IWMD first urban dictionary spelling bee. Zak confesses to ripping up any card he gets in the mail and Cory invents the worlds worst way to put on a onesie. Rate us 5 stars and leave a review on Apple Podcasts! Links here to follow on social media! and find other places to listen!

And here we go. Getting cards in the mail stinks. Stinks? Yeah. Stinks? Why? So, Easter was yesterday. Shout out Jesus.

Rising from the dead another year in a row. Man's on an incredible streak. Undefeated. He's getting killed every year, though, so it's kind of tough, too. I was going to say. I don't think he rises every single year. I hate him. But anyways. Still one KD.

So my grandparents and aunts and uncles, they'll send me cards in the mail, but there's no cash in them. So it's just like, it's a card. And it just says, Happy Easter, Zach. So you know what I do? I open it over my trash can and open the lid so as soon as i read it i just goes right in the trash can oh this man's this man's just being like grandma venmo me money four dollars instead of the card and i would put that to better use than filling up our landfills well you can recycle it throw that take one step to the left

stand over your recycling bin. Better. You don't put it on the refrigerator for like an obligatory one week. Easter's over. What are we doing? Send me the cash or something. Do you normally get cash for Easter?

I feel like it's a candy-only kind of holiday. I used to get some cash. Do you normally get cash for Easter? I feel like it's a candy-only kind of holiday. I used to get some cash. We used to do Easter baskets where I get toys in them and stuff. Yeah, toys, candy. But I never just got $100 because it's Easter. Cold, hard cash, baby. You know what Jesus really would have liked?

Not words, Just cash. Yeah. Definitely not letters in the mail. That man hated letters in the mail. I heard he's a big Venmo guy, actually. He invented the first NFT, actually. Himself. You know, communion?

You each get a piece of him? Come on. It writes itself. I guess. That was a little bit of a stretch. I think my Easter joke was better, I think, Brian, for going on a scale. What even was your Easter joke that Jesus ripped up cards and put them in? Fair. Okay, yeah. Alright, I forgot about that. That's better. I'm now firing, buddy.

I just really thought Brian was going to jump on that bandwagon because it's a really easy segue into ripping on your family very, very early in the podcast. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I love my family. I said something mean last week. You love your family enough to make sure they always catch a stray every week on this podcast. You got to make sure they're not like too relaxed to keep them on their toes, man. It's like, does he like me? Does he not kind of a relationship thing not going on

Keep your family close, but your enemies also as close as your family. You know that's a I could be wrong, but I'm not sure It's up there So I overheard some people this week when I was walking around randomly in Raleigh. Pervert! They said it really loud. So like, I don't know.

What are your thoughts on jean onesies? So overalls. So different than a Canadian jumpsuit or whatever it's called? Yeah, Canadian tuxedo, but like connected. Canadian tuxedo is a jean jacket and jeans whatever it's called canadian yeah canadian tuxedo but like connected canadian tuxedo is a jean jacket literally an overalls overalls on a sleeves dog but yeah so it has sleeves and like everything like it's like a full out onesie that's all made out of fucking denim overalls is like a tank top on top this is like a long sleeve on top i'm literally

the idea of a denim onesie just has your boy sweating right now like that is just the hottest thing i think i could ever be inside of see i think the most uncomfortable i think jeans get a bad rap though because they will make you sweat but you don't see the sweat through the jean like i've never seen anyone sweat through jeans like as for as normal color denim like i'm not saying if you're wearing like the light khaki denim you know i feel like you might be able to sweat through those. Shout out jeans,

even though they're comfortable, they might make you sweat, but you're not sweating through the jeans. So I feel like you got to kind of take the good with the bad when it comes to it.

So for our sweaty boys over there, wear jean jackets and nothing underneath and they won't sweat through it? Correct. Is that the move? Correct.

That's the advice? If you sweat through a jean jacket, If you sweat through a jean jacket, if you sweat through a jean jacket, you should probably be put down. Like, I'm not. I'm not. Hey, whoa, relax, man. I've sweat through a lot of things in my life. You calm down over there. If you sweat through a jean jacket,

you know how hard it is to sweat through that much denim? Hey, these fucking pits put in overtime, my guy. These things are out here working. I'm in favor of this outfit if my Hey, these fucking pits put in overtime, my guy. These things are out here working. All right. I'm in favor of this outfit if my one thing that I need is the zipper on the side to run down the side of the body. It doesn't go down the middle for, like, ease. It has to start, like, the zipper has to be, like, on your sleeve and run down the side of your body all the way down to your pant leg.

So you have to, like yourself fold it around yourself every fucking sleeping bag what the fuck is this i said what i said it sounds like an absolute process to put on so because you once arm and one leg and the head hole are still connected so you have to like put an arm a leg and a head through all at connected so you have to like put an arm a leg and a head through all at the same time i don't think there's a worse way to do it i'm trying to map this out right now i don't like i but then well and then if it so then if it goes just down the side so you're talking like sleeve all the way down to like my like ankle right so you like put it around your head first right because you got to have a starting point and So you put it around your head first, right? Because you gotta have a starting point. And then you put your arm I guess you would lay

your arm, like the sleeve on your arm, and then you zip it down. You could only do it for skinny people. Only skinny people could wear this because basically your leg, your waist size has to be the same size as your chest. I'm so fucking confused right now as to how this would physically get onto my body.

I'm so lost. Is there two zippers or one zipper? There has to be two, right? Is it just one side? No, it's one zipper. No, it's going to be one. It goes from your neck down to right above your crotch. No, no, no.

No, no, no. Corey said he wants it on the side. But if it's on the side. All the way down. It's going to tickle your armpit a little bit. And then you keep going. And then it's going to be on your ankle ankle down at the bottom if it goes if it's only on the side you realize you have to slide in sideways you have to put the top part over your head get the sleeve on top of your arm and then

be able to clasp that zipper with one arm on the side and zip it fuck that man that's a 45 minute process i said what i said and i like it and if you invent that i'll wear it i literally what about the idea of just putting that on has me sweating through the denim already like just putting it on i'm gonna be sweating through it there's the real test what about just buttons down the side not even a zipper but then somebody could like run up and be like yank and like your whole outfit is like a ripaway oh i was thinking like the the claspy buttons not the like now if you give me if you give me a fucking full denim onesie that's tear away that has tear away capability now're talking about, now we're cooking with some gas. Now I want to try that shit on.

You know what I'm saying? Or Velcro. Would you do Velcro tearaway? No. What about magnets? It has to be the buttons. The buttons are way better. Magnets?

I'm all on board. Yeah. Yeah. So like, cause the putting the buttons back on it, that's a pain. You got to do a one by one, like stick them together.

But magnets, you kind of just throw it together it comes together itself just walking easy off easy back on walking past like a like a metal door handle or something it's like magneto's yanking me away my fucking hip gets caught on the door handle because that the magnets would have to be kind of like solid for it to keep the entire outfit together not how how much force is currently pulling your clothes off right now that's strong don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to my guy hey denim can be heavy i just think they're gonna have to be some girthy magnets you know what i'm saying i mean then you put them on the outside and you make it part of like the bedazzled part of it jean jackets have some rhinestones on them every once in a while those

rhinestones are just magnetized it's a good point didn't think of bedazzling i have a question though what um did you hear how they even started talking about this you pervert nope thanks keep going um i was walking like towards them and they walked by me and i just heard someone scream gene onesie and i was like what and i wanted to like turn around and follow him to hear it but that's creepy are you sure the person's name wasn't gene and they were just talking about a onesie that's true no i think there's more context to it because there's a reason i wrote it down i was like that's a horrible idea you wrote it down right like right there in the street it's just

picturing burn walk past these people that say gene onesie and him being going this is perfect and taking out his phone and going to his podcast like notes part of his app and then just like jotting gene onesie down just fascinating to me he's an absolute it got us to the point of apparently cory wants to put all three limbs two in the head all three time and then your head's kind of a limb it sticks off your body and then we got to magnets so like i think that's a full-fledged idea. We could throw that on the Shark Tank list. Don't add it to another list. Just let Gene1Z die. Just let it die right here, please.

Can you read off that list, Brian, real quick? Just give me a little refresher. Oh, I mean, or do we want to save it for its own episode? No, read it off right now. Okay, give me 20 seconds to pull it up. I got a lot of notes. So I really got to... I feel like we've got a lot of good ideas. So I feel like we can at least get a refresher.

We have. Oh, no. Where is it? We should absolutely be assigned one of these each and have to Shark Tank pitch it to the group. Oh, God. A trifold science fair project? Yeah.

Each. Oh, God. I'm going to have to ask my mom if she can pick me up one of them. I feel like I haven't even seen a trifold since sixth grade. All right, ready for the list? Yes. We got Flip Cup Table Gutters. I think that was Zach's.

And he named them Cum Gutters. Then the next one from Zach the tummy bib similar kind of idea um then probably from me and zach the desktop spunk tank so a miniature version for your desk at work that's a good one that one came before the actual spunk tank idea or that was after. You start large, then you shrink it down once you can. Economies of scale, manufacturing, money, those words. Blood alcohol diapers

slash diaper rompers in parentheses dompers. What the fuck was that? What the fuck was that? Yeah, I don't like the blood alcohol aspect. Zach, that was your idea. Isn't it like where you can pee into it and it'll test your blood alcohol? Maybe it was Corey's. Yeah.

I'm pretty sure it might have been mine because I still like the idea. All right, Corey's on the board. Then we're going with face Spanx, which we then just called hats because they just hold your head together. The condom gun. We've been talking about that. That's a great one. That one's pretty good. No doubt.

Putt putt bowling. That's my idea. You all hated it. I put it on there because I love it. And Caesar salad crouton hot pockets. It's going to, it's going to happen. Crunchy outside salad on the inside.

And then the last idea was the brass toes. Brass knuckles for your feet. The ultimate guard against stubbed toes. Or the enhancer. Or that. Or that. Oh, it's a good list. I think we can make some money.

We can make some sharks. They don't turn around in their seats, right? It's not the voice. Yeah, that's big time, the voice. They don't not give you money because you're ugly. That's not true. You don't know that. That's like half the premise of the voice that they kind of dodge around, which is hilarious.

Yeah. They basically pitched it without saying it that some, you know, you can be ugly and have a voice and we'll not try to judge you. It's like 100, 100% of these are like products that you have to visually see. Right. So could you imagine them trying to like fully invest in these guys without having a visual to it they're just like describing what like the sham wow is i'm just you just be like it's a towel i'm just pitching the condom gun and it's just

like all right then you take the condom and bang it in our version though there'll be rounds and first it's like a Pictionary round. And then it's just charades. And then you got to play like Taboo. And then at the end, if they guess your idea correctly, then they give you money. And every round, there's going to be 10 10-year-olds trying to kill you. God damn it. Trying to use your item.

And you can defend them or defend yourself only using using that item condom gun if there's a if you can put other ammo in it that would be good i don't think it's made for other ammo it has to be able to put a condom on your dick what else are you putting in there actual bullets i like this idea it's now, and I see no downside. I see no accidents happening in the future. Imagine a shocked criminal when you forget to change out the attachment of your condom gun, and you just shoot the criminal in the face with a condom instead of a bullet. Then they'd have a hat on.

I don't think this is going to be able to double as a physical, like an actual gun. I don't think it would be able to double you have two barrels one faces forward condom gun one's facing backwards bullets then you just turn it around depending on what you want to shoot you know problem solved so when I'm

putting a condom on my dick with the one side the other side that can double as an actual firearm could possibly be aimed at my partner who i'm going to be making love to you know fear boner totally that kind of thing totally totally great idea super practical definitely not dangerous love it for long distance you actually wrap a bullet in a condom so that way you can put it on from really far there you go i was just thinking so like for you to get your size of barrel you would probably have to are we measuring like are we making people measure

diameter is it like you like like fuck a like piece of like clay and then you like submit that like what are we doing here how do you get the size of the barrel there's a there's a there's this extra small small medium large extra large magnum option and then if you want custom that's extra money but like so we're just going based on these like set sizes like brian what if you're like just a little small and then that shit like is snapping the condom on your dick now like that sucks i'd rather have that place that does the suit jacket that you need like every specific measurement what is that or the suit not the suit jacket indochino or something indochino yeah you send in your measurements so you get so like i took brian's measurements for him for a suit you get a friend to come over and yeah and they have to measure

diameter shaft length circumcised uncircumcised yep they measure that though it has diagonal and it has to it has to be a third party or else everyone's gun would be way too big every time the barrel's three times too long for you hood or helmet we'll call it is there a name for this besides condom gun um no i was listening to the episode we had the slogan a gun to the p-shooter is what you need that was you it was you cory you came up with that yeah that's a good slogan i would go to the peen is what you need brother i was so happy i sounded I was so happy about that.

Incredible. All right. When are you selling this? Wednesday? Okay. It is Wednesday, Mikey. My nipples are hard now. Number one, remove your bra.

I like nuts. This is in my butt. I'm ready to go. Golf is a sexy thing. My dick will go like, and just flip inside out, and it'll turn into a vagina. And you take me.

Hi, boys. And of course, Pennsylvania. You leave the butter in the crack. Why is my spaghetti fizzy? I want to kiss you on the mouth, baby. God damn, he's so good. Yeah, he calls me big time. Ah, ah, ah.

Ah, ah, ah. Booty. Of course, it makes me dookie. If you just wanted to slurp something and then spit it back out. And then I swallow. I want to die. Raw dog and lower. Kid's shirt, he based her nipples. just wanted to slurp something and then spit it back out. And then I swallow. I want to die. Raw dog and lower. Kid's shirt, he based her nipples. She's got slop.

Rock's dick has anchor arms. I think I gotta get out of here. I'm gonna get the paint broke. I don't fucking... Great question. Who has vertical butt cheeks? To the death. No, Paul, look it down.

I'll be like, fuck it with this fucking guy, man. It is Wednesday, my dear. episode 62 uh full squad this week finally so you're gonna be doing a spelling bee but an urban dictionary spelling bee with a little bit of cory myers hosting um lavar burton is going to be the new host of the script spelling bee so we need a play on his name for cory's host name so think about the next man perfect all right done lock it up we have cory uh it's lavar buttman actually sorry lavar buttman's here hello oh rooks is here scooch and we have zach shout out cory for drafting for me last week excellent job sir flawless victory for your boy Oh, Rooks is here. Scooch. And we have Zach. Shout out Corey for drafting for me last week.

Excellent job, sir. Flawless victory for your boy. Hey, anytime. Just mashing taters. Did I do a good job with your extremely long, ridiculous draft picks? Specific. Very specific draft picks? Yeah.

Yeah, you did. Okay. I'm going to the Cubs game tomorrow so I'm going to be doing probably half those things at least. Is it a 120 game? No, it's a 640 game. Unfortunately. I have to work a full day like a common man. You could show up late to work and then still leave early.

That's true. Stick to the plan i could do that it's gonna be like 45 degrees out so be a lot of liquid liquid blanket for sure i'll meet my nice beer vendor lady in the left field bleachers she probably misses me all right zach how's your weekend uh it was good i've been uh gone for, what, two, three weeks? Something like that. Don't ask me what I did over those three weeks because I will not remember. So you're just getting this week in recap.

So Friday I got a haircut. Shout out to Cedro, my barber. Gave me a crispy cut. Thanks, man. Appreciate it. You're the best. Shout out. Shout out.

Brian, play the shout out sounder. Okay. It's this one. You ever change it from suck to blow? There you go. Thanks. Big shout out. Big shout out.

Saturday, huge adult day. Woke up early. Went to cycling class. Got a little cycle session in. It was Drake versus Dua Lipa, Dua Lipa. So it was a banger set list. And I just murdered everyone in the cycle class. Just absolutely destroyed all of them.

Got first place. They stood no chance. There was an old lady next to me trying her very hardest to stay on the bike. Thought she was going to fall over several times. Luckily stabilized her. Kept her on. Did you actually like hold her up on anything? No, no, no.

No, no, no. Okay. All right. Then went to golf lessons. Guy eviscerated my swing. Said I swing like absolute dog shit. So that was a reoccurring. So I've got some nice little drilly boys to work on when I'm at the range.

Then after that, when it worked out, got a nice little pump in. I got a new pre-workout. It's electric lemonade. Gorilla mode pre-workout. So that worked out very well. I was sweating my peen off in the gym because it's got a little warmer out so i was just raw dog in my sweatshirt i do the thing where you take like your you leave the hood on but then you take the sleeves out of your sweatshirt and kind of drape

it over so until you see your muscly bustlies kind of going when you're lifting uh works out nicely in my opinion what hold on say that again so i have my over the ear. So I have a hood, a hoodie on, right? My, my big headphones over the, over my ears, but still over my hood. Right. So I look like a boxer. Then I get too hot underneath because the pre-workout is coursing through my veins and my heart's pumping at about 200 beats per minute. So I'm like, I need to take this off, but I like the look with the hood up and my hair is all messy.

I don't want to take the hood off. So I just take the sleeves off and then I let the sleeves free and then just drape the actual sleeves of the sweatshirt like in front of me. So I have my t-shirt on. Fuck. Yeah. I've never, I've never seen this before.

Ever. So isn't the sweatshirt just around like your, your neck? Correct. With the hood still up. So you just cut off a glorified scarf my guy exactly it's called fashion new shark tank idea a scarf with a hood attached correct that's good um yeah so that was fun and

then we went to a nice filipino restaurant uh in chicago and it was delicious. Crashed a 30, crashed some twins, 30 year old birthday party. Is that how you say that? I think so. Anyway, it was down to rent it beneath a bar. An awful DJ.

One of the DJs who was just like playing for himself and not for the crowd, just playing dirty, gross house music. That wasn't fun. It was like no lyrics at all. And it's just like, buddy, like read the room a little bit. He just could like, couldn't see us It was like no lyrics at all. And it's just like, buddy, like read the room a little bit. He just couldn't like couldn't see us and was just vibing with himself.

So we left pretty early. Got a good night's sleep, ripped about the double dose of NyQuil required for an average human. And then Sunday morning, you know, praise the Lord in my home. And I went to the golf simulator, which is what the Lord would have wanted on that day. Pounded some GTLFs, which stands for Great Tasting, Less Failing Miller Lights. And I made some white people tacos, which was delicious that night. Again, what the Lord would have wanted. And I'm sure the first meal the Lord ate on his walk out from the tomb got, you know,

went to the Mariano's and got the Taco Bell seasoning, some whole wheat tortillas sour cream onions yeah ortega sauce i have a bad problem though because i buy the whole fiber tortillas and i eat there's about eight or ten in the pack and so i i eat all i'd be about 10 tacos um like on the counter usually shirtless um like in one sitting? With a hoodie on. Yeah, in one sitting. You ate 10 tacos in one sitting? Yeah, I'm usually shirtless with my AirPods in and just listening to like hardcore heavy metal music while I'm eating these tacos. I'm also sweating.

This is a very sweaty recap, I'm sorry. I'm usually like sweating eating these tacos. But I turn the AC down a lot because you burn more calories when the AC is down very low. But then the problem is like there's so much fiber in my body because I buy the whole wheat like net fiber and it just wrecks my colon. Like it's just shot. So, yeah. Don't do that.

Is it possible to use this whole entire recap as a soundbite brian um i can compress it into like one second just make it go really fast that'd be great it's like the squeaky uh chipmunk thing your body has got to be so confused on what is happening to it yeah yeah because you're one day you went to the gym and then you went golfing and then you went to spin class and then the next day it's like and then i engorged myself on 25 tacos in one sitting yeah it was a lot freezing it's because because i eat it by like it's it's it's about a pound of ground turkey like 10 tortillas like a half a container of sour cream a full bag of cheese shredded cheese like a full onion. Then I have two propels usually with it to wash it down.

My challenge for you is to not work out for a month, but keep up your same eating habits. Dude, I would die. You'd have to do an in memoriam of this podcast. We could do that. The arms of the angel song, put it in the background.

Just let it play. I'm gonna give my weekend um three podcasts missed because i missed you guys oh all right cory how's your week damn Damn. It was good. It was packed, front-loaded, packed Thursday, Friday. Had a me day Saturday, and then a nice relaxing Sunday. But on Thursday— All right, nice. Rooks, how was your weekend? You didn't give it a rating. Hold on. Okay.

Okay. One ball lost out of two balls found. Okay, perfect. So— All right. Wait, are we actually doing this? I don't care. Go ahead. Go ahead, C-Word.

All right, fair enough. I'll keep it short. Penn's game, Thursday night we went out with Hannah and Ryan. Not big hole guys. We went out with big hole guys on Friday. Don't worry. Small hole guys. Sure, small hole guys.

And then, so we went to the Penn game, and after the Pens game, Ryan was like, oh, like, I don't work tomorrow, and Hannah and Ryan don't work either, or Hannah and Claire don't work either. So they were like, let's just go to another bar. So I was like, okay. So we go to Siena Mercado, like, rooftop bar. We're there for, like, two hours. It's, like, midnight.

And somehow they convinced me to go to that speakeasy that i've talked about before like the bottom of this like actual like nice italian restaurant hotel yeah yeah and we like we go up to it and they're like it's supposed to close at like three in the morning i was like good god please tell me it's gonna close at like midnight and we already missed it we go up there's no there's like one guy on a stool there's no other noise like downstairs. We're just like, hey, man, are you open? He's like, oh, yeah, don't worry about it. We're open until 3. I was like, God, man, wrong answer.

We go downstairs. There's nobody there. We just sit in a booth and have drinks. Then this guy, I think it might have been the same guy who let us in, goes behind the DJ booth and just starts playing music. He was the DJ and the bouncer. They knew nobody was there i guess so we were there till like i don't know two in the morning maybe one i don't so i was a mess on friday super hungover but already had a

half day anyway so i went out with hole guy number one dan for a round of uh nine nine big holes and um decent day of golf first time in two years so as my ranking alluded to uh i lost one ball but found two so i'd say that's a pretty good day uh unfortunately i did hurt myself on just a swing like an old man would do like i didn't fall i didn't like accidentally like run the cart into a tree or something i swung a driver as you normally would and hurt my shoulder so like i don't know what to do i was trying to you know trying to do an old man's trying to do an old man's sport and i hurt myself so hey you're a homeowner okay that adds like a few years onto your onto your your projected age cornhole throwing like bean bags into holes you know like the whole guys would want me to and then exactly and then so we already had

plans with the whole guys to go out for dinner and bowling that night so the the golf was a little add-on a little nice uh addition to the what is it a biathlon you do two things the white man's biathlon of bowling and golf golf yep uh man you're getting old exactly i mean bowling's fun don't how dare you not it's not yeah but exactly did you hurt yourself bowling as well i did not actually which was weird um luckily the shoulder i hurt was not my bowling shoulder so oh thank god exactly exactly the show could still go on exactly uh and then oh on our way out we saw this guy bowling so he was ridiculous he's like one of those guys who has the armband like absurd he had to land by himself like this is a typical friday night for

this guy you already know and we're like leaving and on our way out we see him and he goes to bowl and he like walks up and then the he lifts the ball up over his head, spins around, and then throws the ball between his legs. So he's doing a backwards between the legs bowl. And he gets a strike. And then we start talking to him because we were obviously reacted. And he was like, you want to see it again? We're like, yeah, we do. Fuck yeah.

It's going to show now. He does it again. We lost our minds. He was like SpongeBob. He was like, you want it out he does it again oh we lost our minds it was like spongebob's like let's see me do it again so shout out that guy uh can you play the shout out song for me big shout out yeah i got you here you go it is wednesday my dudes oh you're a different one okay all of them lots of shout outs uh and then uh i had a me day Saturday. I did nothing. Watch a movie. And then Bunny Day on Sunday.

The Nightmare Alley movie. Oh, I saw that. Not good. I thought it was okay. I have low expectations anyway. Yeah. I have a question. If you say it's okay. Yeah.

Have you ever on this podcast said you liked a movie that you watched? I think he has. Has that happened? Batman was good. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Non-superhero?

I haven't seen a lot of movies because it's been the pandemic. Okay. I like a lot of movies. Okay. I watched one this week, though, that I'm going to say I didn't like, though. So good timing. Shocker. Sorry, Corey. No, no you're good i already gave my ranking i'm gonna close it out with i do have a hot pocket review so is that for now or is that for after i'll bring it on now i want to know what

that shit tastes like i mean brian did teed up very nicely the other week when he said that it is like a taco bell-esque type thing steak nacho so i did go on in i did the steak nacho for those who don't know big and bold full name come on full name not just steak nacho steak nacho big and bold hot pocket something flavor blasted i think was in there i don't know yeah there's like crazy nacho cheese flavor blasted crust it was the first like 10 syllables there you go it was good uh blasted a little that's not the word i would use i would say like dusted like there was flavoring dusting on it like a little overselling there um but i will go off of this random food uh like ranking thing i found uh so it goes healthiness value flavor and texture and then memorability and it's all out of 10 except memorability is one through five so healthiness i'm gonna have to go

zero um yeah zero i don't think i almost gave it a one because like it is food and i was putting myself in like a desert starving kind of a thing but i was like that's not that you don't rank food that way so i decided not to uh value i'll go three out of ten to Flavored texture? I'm going to go seven out of ten. Not bad. Not bad. Mind you, this was only, like, an hour ago. So, like, if I have a follow-up to this, maybe.

You have to. That's part of the ranking. Zach specifically requested. He did. But, like, also, I love you, Zach, but I'm not going to have this as my Easter meal. That's not going to be my Easter dinner, so I had it tonight. And then memorability, I'm going to go five out of five, obviously. Come on.

I'm not going to forget it. Did you save one for Claire? No no i had two because i was still hungry and i was like oh i'm not gonna like not eat the other one i don't like i'm kind of like uh get it over with type of person i'm not gonna throw it out so i'm not gonna have it sit there for a while so there you go all right reviews and i'm i think i was proven right that you're gonna love it so i'm still i mean i don't right that you're going to love it. So I'm still, I mean, I don't know. I don't know if love it would be the right word,

but you loved it. All right. Moving on. So I'm still on the hunt for the Buffalo chicken one. So that'll be, I feel like the longer it goes without me trying it, we'll only build the hype, but I gotta,

I gotta go to a different grocery store because the fans are clamoring for answers. Um, Brooks, how was your week? was good so your boy friday woke up ready to play golf had a nice early tea time went out crushed the course your boy was looking fine and i couldn't putt to save my life broke a hundred tough course happy fucking boy oh um then didn't do shit because i knew saturday was gonna be a long day big shout out to dirty dan dirty dan's birthday um i started boozing a little early on saturday and then uh we went to soft house i've mentioned on this pod many a times love that place the place don't miss and then after that we went to zb's garden which is like this fucking insane place um the boys got after the boys were we were putting down some drinks um

shout out uh avid listener milky mark uh he's not gonna be happy that i'm gonna put this on the air but your boy was banged up apparently um they went to uh after going out a few of the boys went to her bros a's place and uh this guy mark wasn't feeling too good he puked on the carpet in uh herbert's room um they sent dan took a video of it and dan sent it to all of us this man mark there is very noticeable puke state on the ground mark does there's no product on the floor or anything mark is just taking dry paper towels and just patting it down and just scrubbing it into the fibers of the carpet fantastic video one of my favorite things i've ever watched in in the midst of him doing it too he says like stanley steamer head ass it's great it's so good

um but yeah that was mark i know mark listens too so he's gonna he's i'm definitely gonna text about this but it's just it's one of the highlights of my weekend um call in yell at rucks i'll put in the episode yeah but so the boys boys got after it pretty fucking hard and then uh decided to be a great idea on the lord's day to go out and play golf again and man the coordination wasn't there um your boy's taking one swing and then he's out of breath um it was just not a good look for me we got paired oh man it's me my dad and uh johnny baseball we get paired with this kid there's like younger dude who's walking and it's like i wonder if he's gonna be nice kid shot even par he

went it was just like i'm over here skull fucking the ball every time i'm trying to hit and it just going fucking rough to rough to rough and this kid's just dropping dimes left and right it was a mess it was a fucking absolute chit show on the course but i had a great time with the boys as always um but yeah overall pretty decent weekend nothing too crazy um just drank a lot danced a little bit it was a good time um i'm gonna give it uh on the theme of cory's i'm gonna give it one lost ball and then at least 15 lost balls because the first round i only lost one golf ball and then the second round i was down like seven golf balls after three holes because i was just like fuck it i'm not keeping score i'm golf balls after three holes because I was just like, fuck it.

I'm not keeping score. I'm going to just keep swinging. And your boy was just your boy could hit everything that wasn't the actual hole I should have been playing. So we'll go one golf ball and then 15 lost golf balls. Rough. It's a rough day. Golf bun. Rough.

Nice job, Brian. Brian, how was the weekend? It was good. So I'll try to keep it quick. Rough day. Golf bun. Rough. Nice job, Brian. Brian, how was the weekend? It was good. So I'll try to keep it quick because we've got a whole spelling bee to get to. In Raleigh, went to a concert. Band Mountain Joy. I think Corey will know them.

You guys might. They're very chill, though. There was a guy next to me who was raging. His shirt was off by the end of the concert. They are not a shirt-off kind of band. They opened for the Lumineers when Coreyory saw him so they're very like folky this dude was like headbanging and it was very entertaining and then by the end of it though was just like i'm i'm over it also the venue uh if you're gonna put on concerts don't have giant poles in the way like pick a different building to put it in you just couldn't see half the thing because it's just like structural stuff holding the roof up which like i mean i guess you gotta

have to keep the roof up somehow but whatever bad venue um and then also people in the south apparently don't know the rule um hold a hole not pull to pull because like i'm standing there like trying to watch the show and people try to like cut through but they come they cut through like face to face it's like dude face the other way when you're trying to watch the show and people try to cut through. But they cut through face to face. It's like, dude, face the other way while you're trying to slide by. You don't need to have your face an inch away from mine. They know what they're doing. Sorry, man.

Sorry, man. You're just trying to get some smoochies. Come on, man. It happens so often. I don't understand it. I've never tried to slide by someone and went face to face on purpose. That's like a John Taffer butt funnel special on Bar Rescue. It's the exact... You're describing that right there what sorry keep going okay i understood the reference

thanks man all i heard was butt funnel and i was like i i'm out um toward around nc state's campus though uh kind of whack i don't know you expect it's like spring you expect people to be like out and about there's like four students around um it's like kind of small i don't know penn state's better that's my conclusion is it possible that it is currently spring break for the students maybe but probably not because there's some students there and i'm just just throwing throwing ideas out hey i'll check again on monday i'm here for a bit you don't have the you don't have the uh the calendar like breakdown for the cat app and like yeah lion path sorry no not that interested

uh but it's all movie um the movie lost city has sandra bullock in it. You know, my favorite actress. Question, question. Yes. Just quick question. Did you enjoy the movie? The first 30 minutes, yes. So like Sandra Bullock's fine if she's funny and she wasn't this. And like first 10 minutes like set up and then 20, 10 minutes in Brad Pitt shows up and he's like some crazy dude doing like gun stuff and then like 20 minutes later spoiler alert just gets shot in the head and then isn't in the show for the

rest of it so then he's gone i said that um so he's gone and it's just like not funny anymore and then it kind of like drags out so not too great but the 20 minutes brad pitt's in it solid movie um and then i went to a baseball game a minor league team in durham and one thing we should have drafted when we were talking baseball was minor league baseball team mascots because they played against the jacksonville jumbo shrimp which incredible they did not have the mascot there i wish they did a dude in a giant jumbo shrimp outfit would have been incredible also bat dogs high up on my list the crowd went wild every time someone struck out and then the dog went and grabbed the bat

loved it um and then someone got thrown out in the first inning that was great to see we don't know what happened just argued with the ref like two batters in just like really didn't want to be there that was tight and then the someone hit like a two run homer like the second at bat i was like all right this team sucks so uh i don't i left it like the seventh inning i don't even know how long minor league games go i don't know if they go four they go nine they go nine you stayed longer than i thought you would have uh yeah i uh debated getting a squished hot dog just in honor of Zach,

and I didn't do it. Thanks. I thought of you, but I didn't think of you that hard. Screw you, Zach. That's like, I thought about buying you a gift, but I didn't. It's a thought that counts, you know?

But yeah, so un-recomm on recommendation of the week don't go pole to pole go hold a hole that's my rating as well i say at least the recommendation was don't go to raleigh or don't move to raleigh so as long as it's that that's cool we're good nah it's all right down here it's like it's like the same size as pittsburgh it's just there's no rivers or mountains to try to get around so like it's a little bit easier to be around places and it's not just like a thousand years old everything in pittsburgh is just like falling apart you ripping the dating apps there uh i'm looking at them because like why not let's go i don't like southern girls they're just

so i'm saying though there's like so i grew up with it there's like three different like types of girls like in high school and like you just see that same three types over and over and it's like all right i don't i'm just picturing burns dating up in raleigh north carolina his first his first red flag please if you're Southern, swipe left. Just taking the pool down a little bit. I don't know. It's just not good. So yeah, alright. LeVar Button. What's your name?

Buttman. That's Buttman to you. Mr. Buttman is my father. I'm Dr. Buttman is my father. I'm Dr. Buttman. School of Art. Welcome to the Spelling Bee. We got Brian Brooks We got Brian, Brooks, and Zach.

Buzz buzz. Where they will be trying to spell. I don't know if we're going to do all 18, but a lot of not weird and very obvious words that you see day to day. And hear day to day. Standard fifth grade words, you know. Is this, I just have a question. So is this like, are we scaling just like one to one? Like one question is one point?

Are we doing the Cody scale where it's like one is three points, one is two points? I'm going to leave the scoring scale to be decided at the end. Love that. So, do with that what you will. Mystery box.

Hey, nothing we can't do until the end, right boys? Right. Final question, are there negative points if you get it right?

Ooh, wait, if you get it right, are there negative points? You said you're leaving it up till the end. Maybe I want to miss a question. That's intriguing, Brian.

As I previously stated, we will not know how to score it until the end. Therefore, I cannot answer that question. Okay, thank you. Appreciate it. I think the format, keep me honest here, Brian, is going to be each person gets one word that they will try to spell, and you guys will not be trying to spell the same word, correct? Yes. Yeah. Okay, cool. That makes sense.

Unless Buttman wants to make up his own rules. I could do Poker Face and not give it away, and you guys could each go around with how you think you spell it. Are we doing steals? No. Just do one word a person. Jesus Christ. We cannot just improvise it right now.

I might throw in a nice steal at the end if the game's closed based on the made-up points. All right. I'm going to go in order of my screen so I can keep it nice and easy. Brian, your first word. Skadoodle muffin. Skadoodle muffin. Can I get it in a sentence oh god babe let's get a skadoodle muffin for the living room i think it would represent our sexuality perfectly skadoodle muffin we don't get country origin but uh can i get a definition uh you can get uh the user and

date of post can i get the username the username is a dub vub and and you know it sounds german i'm gonna give you the date i know you didn't ask for it but but it needs to be said December 24th, 2020. So Christmas Eve. Oh, it's a sad Christmas Eve if you're ripping Urban Dictionary posts. I know this isn't my word, but I would also like a definition as well, just for context. I would also like a definition as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought you guys both might, so that makes sense. Could also be...

Wait, wait, wait. There we go. I'm reading a different definition. Okay. An ornamental vagina art piece, often a decoration for the home. Sounds nice. Thank you. Okay.

Skadoodle Muffin. Skadoodle Muffin. S-K-A-B-O-O-D-L-E-M-U-F-F-I-N. Skadoodle Muffin? That is correct. Clearly somebody that obviously uses this word a lot in everyday English. My apartment is covered in vagina-style ornamental pieces. Thank you for the second sentence

up 1-0 baby let's go you don't know that yet yeah you don't that's fair Zach your word banjo kazooie oh

you know I think I know what this is but uh give me the definition just in case yeah i would just like to know as well just for context let me let me read it quick just to make sure we don't there we go there we go okay uh When you ejaculate on a woman's back while she's sleeping and attach a midget to her back, therefore forming a strong bond between the midget and her, making her and the midget resemble the characters from the N64 game Banjo-Kazooie. Bro, what? You got the fifth grade term that everyone knows. Okay. Okay. you got the fifth grade term that everyone knows okay uh b a n j o dash and or space k a z o o i e

that's correct this is gonna be weird if you guys get all of these. The fact that I thought for sure this man was not going to see the hyphen. Thought for sure. Okay. Yeah, we got it in the sentence and definition. We can move on. Sorry. Yeah, I got the idea of when he basically had that eight sentence definition.

That was actually just the definition. Would you like the sentence? Oh, I would love a sentence. I know you already did it, but just for context. She said she had a headache, so I banjo kazooied her. Jesus. Does that help? As one does.

Nature's ibuprofenfen the banjo kazoo god jesus is on web md uh how to solve my symptoms jesus christ man all right rooks you're up uh your word is reichster bait that's what the fuck yo they what they get these fucking easy ass words i'm gonna fuck this up use your clues use your hints okay so can i get can i just get it repeated again right sure oh my god reichstrabate um actually i would like a definition as well yeah of course of course the act of masturbating to pictures of hitler and those associated with him when reichstrabating it is required that you stop every five seconds to hail hitler left-handed people however can continue to reichstrabate using their right hand to hail hitler oh jesus christ it's so canceled on this one yeah this is fucking awful

jesus oh as context i think i mentioned it these are from urban dictionary we didn't make these up so don't shoot us okay so i'm gonna go oh shit do you want to get a sentence as well no no do you want the user of origin because i want you to want the user of origin. Sure, user of origin. It's by... It's by Soggy Crap. From May 12th, 2014. Oh, my fucking... Big shout-outs to my boy Soggy Crap, dude. He's in our DMs.

Soggy Crap, dude. Okay. Now he's in our DMs. I'm just gonna... I'm gonna go R-I-E-C-H-E-R-B-A-T-E. Wrong. Ding! Shit! What'd I mess up? R-E-I-C-H-S-T-U-R-B-A-T.

I don't know. Sorry. It's all good. I'm impressed. Hey, I think the first round should all be minus one, you know? If you got it right, it should be minus one. That's just my suggestion to the judge. You are not going to like Brian's word that he gets.

Brian, your next word is hot cross buns. What? Are you fucking kidding me? This is bullshit. Hot cross buns. Can I get it? Definition, please. Yeah.

When two men fornicate facing one another with each man's wiener curling past the other and into the anus. Can I get it in a sentence? Corey's face when he's reading it. It's a conversation. It's a conversation. It's a conversation. For the viewers, he's literally like he keeps he reads it. He steps up to the mic and then he like double takes it back away from the mic again. It's just great. It's great visuals.

Rob, I don't want to do you from behind anymore, John. John. Oh, OK. Let's do hot cross buns instead. Rob. Sweet. Sweet. anymore john john oh okay let's do hot cross buns instead rob sweet sweet all right hot cross buns h-o-t hyphen c-r-o-s-s-e-d space b-u-n-s isn't it just hot cross? Yeah. I hate to see it.

Boom! Big fat L. How the fuck did I almost get mine right and you just got fucking hot cross buns incorrect? Because I say hot crossed buns. Like I say with an E-D at the end of it. You're obviously not my boy Rob who said sweet. That's all I'm going to say. Sorry, Rob.

Shout out. He's probably a big old guy. I feel bad for Rooks. Zach, your next word is... You can change the order of them. No, that's a lot of work. Then I have to scroll around. Your word is Ratatouille okay um uh country of origin please

november 25th 2015 bye uh brandon davidson our friend uh brandon davidson branda brandon oh brandon okay i mean Brandon Davidson. Our friend Brandon Davidson. Branda? Brandon. Oh, Brandon. Okay. I mean, some of it's French, too. I mean, just because, you know, the word. Sorry. Brandon Davidson.

Wow. You know I want to hit me with that definition. A person who is ugly and looks like a rat and calls you mean things. Example, trash can like a rat like like calls you a trash can oh okay i think like a trash can okay yeah that threw me a little bit all right uh ratatouille A-T-O-U-I-E-L-L-E. Ratatouille. Ooh, so close. So close.

There's no first E. Oh, there's no first E? Oh, dang. Yeah, so it's U-I-L-L-E. Can we get it in a sentence? I hate to see it. Yeah, Brandon, get off my property, you trash can. Maggie, fuck you, Ratatouille.

Oh, God. All right right give me my shit oh brooks your word is kudge okay i absolutely need that in a sentence a purse oh wait okay well then definition sentence both i could use both i think now i'm reading it it might be cooge the pronunciation is not here so sorry um definition a person you just have to hug a mixture between a cuddle and a huddle and a hug okay um i'm gonna go c u d g e that's my guy right there that's my guy right there and the sentence was damn she's and this is why i think it might be coogee because damn she's coogee sounds more like it sounds sounds better than Cudgie, you know? So there you go.

So shout out Michael65334 on January 12th, 2010. Big shout out. You're no soggy crap, but you're all right. That's a fact. Okay, Brian, your word. Protascinating. Okay. uh okay brian your word protaskinating okay uh can i get a definition yes completing many low-level unimportant or quote busy work tasks while avoiding or procrastinating in it on an unimportant task task sentence yeah it's too real i've it's home i've been pro-tascinating on my taxes all week wow shout out tax day guys uh but my apartment has never been cleaner big taxi guys up here um

pro-tascinating uh pro t-a-c-k i n-a-t-T-A-C-K-I-N-A-T-I-N-G. Protaskinating? Oh, I suck. P-R-O-T-A-S. Yeah. T-A-S-K. You said C-K. You said C-K.

He's the judge. Minus one. In my head, I said S. I think because, like, I don't know. Tax? I don't know. All right. Zach, your word.

Brad Doucherie. Oh, no. This sounds right up my alley. You can have a definition. Main characteristic of an obnoxious... It could be... I'll say it later of an obnoxious male of group of men or group of males who make an out-of-the-way effort to display their masculinity and coolness and whose comments or actions reflect delusions of grandeur grandeur on several

occasions in an attempt to hide what is known as small penis complex, which has been known to be one of the causes of braduchery. This is interesting. They spell braduchery in the definition, which, okay, but it's also spelled differently than the main word on the title card. Ooh. You got two chances. So I guess I'll give you, this is where the playing around with the points really comes to my advantage. So Zach, Brad Douchery. Brad Douchery.

B-R-A-D. Is there another? I think there's got to be like a hyphen or something. Do you go double D in the middle? B-R-A-D-D-O-U-C-H-E-R-Y. Wrong. Dang. There's no double D.

The overthinking really got to you. Just one D, my guy. Just one D. Ooh. Can we get in a sentence? The broduchery displayed by those frat boys is un-fucking-believable. Which is also un-fucking-believable is all one word, and I can link out to that word. Nice.

Bonus word. Sean71. Appreciate it. Nope. What? Did you skip one? Yep. No!

Come on! Nope. Nope. There's no way. Nope. We're skipping. Rook Come on. Yep. Nope. There's no way. Nope. We're skipping. Rooks, go ahead. Your word is...

I was like, what do you mean go ahead? I was like, bitch, you're reading the word for me. Your word is interdigitize. Big math guy. Can you use it in a sentence? When I gave Matt a high five, we interdigitized, resulting in an awkward silence. Oh, nice. Okay. I'm going to go I-N-T-E-R-D-I-G-I-T-I-Z-E.

Interdigitize. That's my guy right there. So many I's. I know. I thought I was going to stumble and fuck it up because it was just like... Say C instead of S somehow. Let's fucking go, baby. Almost as good as Soggy Crap.

That was submitted by All The Names Are Taken. Pretty good. I actually interdigitized when I was hot cross bunning the other day as well it was my boy rob was like sweet i was like dude i know good god all right i knew the easy one i know i'm down on points yeah the easiest one we got uh aka the next one on my list. Drizzlies. Can I get it in a sentence? Yes.

Leanne ate too much cabbage and got the drizzlies. Oh, ew. Definition. So there's two definitions. The drizzly shits definition one definition two an expression of disappointment oh uh wait say the word one more time the drip or sorry drizzlies d-r-i-z-z-l-i-e-s that's it drizzlies play that music for yourself yeah also zach you'll want the next definition um to go along expression of disappointment we can't go to chicago, that's the drizzlies.

Too good. Oh, okay. Here we go, Zach. Your word is letterosexual. Okay. Give me the post and the date, the poster. Okay. The poster is Sam Ballanty on july 22nd of 2008 oh wow that's an old boy really puts it in context for you yeah okay um definition please uh any person who uses

big words gingerly or with no apparent effort as to make them appear much more smarter than they actually are yes zach or sorry rook Or, sorry, Rooks. No, I was just... You're pointing to yourself. I was just saying, that's your boy. How many times have I said a word on this podcast and I've been like, I don't know if that's correct, but, like, it sounds good.

Rooks is a letterosexual, that's for sure. Okay. Letterosexual. Proud of you. Letterosexual. L-E-T-T-E-R-O-S-E-X-U-A-L. Leterosexual. That is correct.

Nice. Athlete. That's what the L in LGBT stands for. Uh-huh. I'm pretty sure. Mm-hmm. There's a silent L actually in lgbtq what's my what's my word around sudoku what are you serious yes i'm serious like the game in the newspaper i'm assuming

no read the definition can you read the definition please yeah a girl so complicated so complicated to put up with that you never wish you got her number okay uh shit i hope i know how to spell it Fuck S-U S-U-D-O-K-U Sudoku Yes, correct I'll stumble on that one Fuck

The sentence Is Chris still dating that Sudoku? Who was the username on that Sudoku oh who was the username on that one that one was massage and fuck that guy that was not a good sentence

yeah we don't we don't like and uh 2007 so definitely outdated um Brian your word rocket doc I don't like this uh so definitely outdated. Brian, your word. Rocket dock. I don't like this. Can you give me the definition? Noun, slang, the anus,

usually used in a sexual connotation. Sentence, please. She takes it up the rocket dock. I mean... Straightforward. Sentence, please. She takes it up the rocket dock. Oh. I mean... I feel like... Straightforward, I think... American.

You can literally take... It's just turning a one-syllable word into multiple syllables for no reason. Rocket dock. R-O-C-K-E-t dash d-o-c-k no dash my guy i hate hyphens i just thought of a really good way to score this game so that'll be exciting one point each nice one point per correct answer but yeah everybody ties in the in the host gets all the points you're accumulating points for me i win you all got zero now okay i have a couple more all right right. Midtagonist. Zach, your word is midtagonist.

Definition. The protagonist of a crime movie or violent open world video games such as Saints Row or GTA. The good guy of Grand Theft Auto is the protagonist by default, but also commits many outrageous crimes such as murder, therefore putting them in the middle of protagonist and antagonist, therefore becoming a mid-tagonist. Okay. How the fuck is that on Urban Dictionary? I don't know.

How do you even get this list of words? There's a random button, and I picked a couple that seemed hard to spell. That seems right. Okay, mid-tagonist. list of words there's a random button and i picked a couple that seemed hard to spell that seems right okay mid antagonist m-i-d-t-a-g mid tag mid tag go o n IST correct what about we got there took y'all with me can we get in a sentence CJ is the antagonist of Grand Theft Auto San Andreas I'm gonna start just saying no stupid the stupid sentences. The person who

submitted this really likes Grand Theft Auto, apparently. Yes, I am. Brooks, your word is cavanaughing. I like beer. Cavanaughing isn't going to get you that promotion if you don't stop cavanaughing you're going to you're going to your room definition please uh whining like an entitled

spoiled brat nice k a v a n a g h i n g cavanaughing oh so close is there a u in there V-A-N-A-G-H-I-N-G. Cavanaugh-ing. Oh, so close. Is there a U in there? There's a U in there, my guy. God damn it. Cavanaugh-ing on this. Brian, your word is.

Yes, butt man. Your word is. Shirzy. Can you use a definition? Yep. A shirzy is a sports-related t-shirt that is designed

to mimic an actual jersey. It's a shirzy. Man, I thought this was going to be something weirder. Okay. The thing is, I'm probably going to

spell this wrong. Probably you will, yeah. I get my S's and C's mixed up apparently, so I need to make sure I don't do that again. Shirzy. S-H-E-R-S-E-Y.

Correct. Yeah, nailed it. Wow, man. Tough. Dude. That'd take harder than that one. No, wait. That's not right, is it?

S-H-E-R-S-E-Y. Oh, really? I thought, well, I guess it could be. It's Jersey with S-H, my guy. Yeah, it's Jersey with S-H. No-R-S-E-Y. Oh, really? I thought, well, I guess it could be... It's Jersey with S-H, my guy. Yeah, it's Jersey with S-H. No, no, no. I thought it was S-H-I. Because, like, shirt.

Like, sure-Z. Oh. I feel like I spelled the scene it both ways. Well, you've seen it wrong one way and correct another way. Good job, Brian. Thanks. You laughed at me. Not to get confused with MLb pitcher max scherzer

or sure for sure z from letter kenny yeah classic mistakes is this the last round cory i think there's only uh yeah this is who's up right now rooks is zach oh zach is shit no because you skipped one earlier and i want to know the one you fucking skipped okay uh so zach your word is fat many oh that sounds fucking horrible definition a bomb ass friend you can't live without she is smart and funny when she is When she is serious, she is serious and will tell you when you are... Tell you the truth all the... Oh my God. Jesus Christ. I can't read today. She'll tell you the truth at all times. Get yourself a fat many in your

life. Jesus. These words are going straight to the dome piece. That big and bold is just pressing on Corey's brain. The big and bold is pressing on my brain. Also, I'm getting dumber with all these words. Say it one more time with clearer pronunciation, please. Fetmeni. Okay.

P-H-E-T-M-A-N-Y. Fetmeni. I don't care if it's wrong. It should be spelled like that. That is correct. Is it really? Oh, fuck! What the fuck?

With the P-H! God damn! Hit it with the P-H. All right. Good shit. That's very impressive. Before Rooks' even last one. Zach Wins.

Are you giving me the one you skipped? Yeah, give it to him. Give it to him. It's the only one left. You have to. Sure, but I'm going to abbreviate it and say shoo-in. What? Rooks' word is big.

See you next Tuesday. Oh, come on, man. God damn it. Wait. tuesday oh come on man god damn it wait come on man you try to set me up like that okay it's i'm literally showing it to you my guy i know i get in a sentence please uh in a sentence okay you big see you next tuesday uh can i get a definition yeah when the word see you next tuesday is just not enough to explain how much of a see you next tuesday the person is so they put you know okay another word in front of it big space c-u-n-t wow who would have thought oh my

goodness i would also like it on record that brian did the research for these i mean so i thought tommy was gonna read them out and he would 100 be reading these out i can't get you can't get one of us clipped on the air saying the C word, man. Like, that's just... I got Corey saying, hell Hitler. No, you can't set Corey up like that. That's tough. That's tough.

I mean, I just said it too, but I'm not going to clip myself. All right, Buttman. What's the final tally what's the uh give us scores the anticipation is killing me he's just trying to come up with something ridiculous right now i wanted is then i just wanted to do like after I said combine all of your points for my own points

that's kind of what I want to do especially after having me read the last word so therefore 0 for Brian 0 for Rooks 0 for Zach and I have 10 Buttman is the winner What are you fucking Bowser for a fucking Mario Party What the fuck is this

This is some fucking bullshit man hey stole all our stars i would like it on record if one of you said now you don't have to read that man you would have gotten all the points nah i want you to read it all that hard work for nothing and rooks uh in case you wanted to know if we're going traditional scoring you would have won on that last one oh but we didn't so yeah sucks to suck cory fucking wins great oh so i it's your first time winning and i get to now i get to dole out a punishment that all three of you have to do you fucking don't bullshit ishit. I mean, no. I mean. Fuck off. No.

Absolutely not. What's the punishment? Zach can't work out for an entire month. Whoa, whoa. All right. That's it. That's all of your punishments. You're going to get fat in the next week.

Rooks. So many tacos. Hit him with the horse. Hey, sometimes you put in hard work and you succeed, and then someone just takes it away from you like an asshole. What? Outro Music you