It’s Wednesday My Dudes - Ep. 63: Guys Being Dudes Invitational

Episode Date: April 27, 2022

The boyos celebrate Ruxx not being on the episode this week by drafting Ruxx related things.They dig into the love life of everyone's favorite child actor Zoboomafu. And they plan out how to bring back sleepovers. Rate us 5 stars and leave a review on Apple Podcasts! Links here to follow on social media! and find other places to listen!

And here we go. Like you guys ever have like sleepover with your boys in seventh grade or whatever, and you're staying up 3 a.m., you flip on MTV and you've you've crossed over to the to the dark side. Just just Girls Gone Wild commercials and then like MTV true life documentaries. It's like I'm a meth addict and then I would go to commercial and it's just like boobs and then you're back to the meth addict again at 3 a.m it's very confusing i remember there is i was like spending the summer just like downstairs in my like guest room because it had a tv and then we had like to get on a flight early in the morning or something and i fell asleep with the tv on watching something on Comedy Central. My mom went to wake me up for like,

it was like, we're probably going to Disney World or something. So it was like five in the morning. And she was like, what are you watching? Because it was Girls Gone Wild on the TV. I was like, number one, mom, you just woke me up. So you know I'm not watching this. Number two, I don't control what's on the TV after I fall asleep. It was, she did not understand. I was like, I don't control what's on the TV after I fall asleep. She did not understand.

I was like, I don't need to explain this to you. She called you a bluff. She said you were awake. I don't know if I'll ever. This might be a sad thing to say. I don't know if I'll ever be happier in my life than when you had a sleepover with your boys. Coming home Friday after school and your friends would just come directly to your house. And you'd have a Friday to Saturday morning sleepover. You'd get some dominoes maybe.

You're ripping Mountain Dew. You're playing video games. Jumping on the trampoline. Hanging out with the fellas, man. I think that was some formative years in your life. Maybe we should try to do one of those a year. I know we visit each other and stuff but we should actually dedicate like hey big like come over at 5 p.m on a friday and we're dedicating our time to like doing exactly

what you said like everybody's gonna pile on like the pullout couch and then watch movies and play video games and we're all drinking mountain dew and whatever else we do i mean we do kind of do that exactly i get the the kind of theme of it all together i feel like you just can't go out afterwards like the first half of our day hanging out is usually pretty much the same it's just the second half and we can't do this but like i almost need to go into a fourth grade classroom again and have like a friday class in fourth grade and then like come home on the bus and then get off the bus with my friends and then we play basketball outside because it's nice out.

And then we go in for food. Zach just wants to be Billy Madison. I wouldn't hate it. I wouldn't hate it. We could volunteer at a school for some program, teach some kids. And then we come home and hang out. You kind of get it, right? Yeah, but Zach's going to have to pass a background check first.

And I don't know about that. You know what I never understood either? Fair. Fair question. Fair for what? you know what i never understood either fair fair question fair for it um you know what i never understood why were sleepovers like why were parents so late like you feel like you need to jump through eight hoops to get your friends to sleep over like or at least you thought it was gonna be a huge deal when you asked your parents you're like you go to your friend be like no no you ask my mom because she'll say yes to you and she won't say yes to me like in actuality your parents are not paying any more attention they're just all right go in the basement they throw you know some pizza rolls down there with again a couple two liters and just say all right

wake i'll see you tomorrow morning like how much added work like like your caged animals pretty much like we were going anywhere we couldn't drive or anything like i mean i think that's half of it half the time my parents had to like pick up my friends because you have to ask your parents to drive you and that's annoying like if i'm an apparent i don't want eight kids because they're all gonna ask to go to a friend's house on friday and i'm just gonna be running back and forth driving kids all over the town my parents had a stupid rule it was like i had to ask like 24 hours ahead of time of like having a sleepover and i don't know if it was like,

because they didn't expect I would ever ask which fair. I didn't until I got older or it's like trying to teach me how to plan. But either way, I hated it. It was the worst as a kid. Cause I was like, it's like one of those, you know,

the rules. So you have no way of arguing when it's like Friday. And I've just played like hockey or something. I'm like, Oh, can Anthony come over and like sleep over as we're at the rink already and all he has to do is get in the car with us and come back and they're like did you ask us yesterday like no because i can't predict the future mom i'm not filled with the future um yeah i don't know it was just always i think there was

a span though when i was in eighth grade that i i slept over at my friend tim's house or he came over to my house every fr house or he came over to my house every friday like clockwork like i would just be like all right mom i'm going it's like it's it's an off week for this week i'll see you on saturday do his friends did they used to call him uh big time perchance they did not they did not but that's one of my all-time nicknames that i've given out um you came out big time i gave a big time because you remember okay okay because remember he was like uh he came to play basketball with us this is a dick sporting goods internship reference he's bouncing between tim's within his own stories of his lifetime so this is now a tim

that i know yeah this is a different tim different tim pre-big time tim walked down to the court and i'm gonna show this i love Tim. Tim's a great guy. Doesn't look super athletic. Great runner, but doesn't look like he can play any organized sports. Again, that sounds like a diss. It's not. He's got the runner's body. He's a runner. This man comes out and starts draining

threes in everyone's face. And I just shout, oh, look, a big time. Big time Tim. Stuck for 12 weeks. It was great oh look a big time big time Tim for 12 weeks it was great called him big time I don't know if he liked it or not but I like to think he did oh he loved it okay good can confirm oh yeah he loved it sleepovers what was your guys go to I was I was a big take and bake pizza guy from Aldi during sleepovers my mom drove through Aldi got a nice sausage you'd buy some onions and mushrooms cut those up those in the oven like we were a big take and bake pizza family my mom drove through aldi got a nice sausage you'd buy some onions and mushrooms cut those up those in the oven like we were a big take and bake pizza family my mom always i mean it's not

anything i chose because i wasn't paying the bills back then but my mom would always get stocked that down everybody's got to have a downstairs fridge first of all correct of course um and my mom always had either tyson's nuggets so like the there's like the buffalo nuggets or uh di giorno pizza like on deck ready to go from the last sleepover. She'd restock it the next time. And then the last piece that my friends now, it's, like, famous. My parents always would get, like, the off-brand stuff. So even to this day, like, we're 28 years old now.

My friends, when they come over, will still ask, like, do you have any Diet Dr. Perky's? Like, it's literally,, will still ask, like, do you have any Diet Dr. Perky's? Like, it's literally, it's still a thing. And my dad just keeps the fridge stocked, locked, and loaded. We went through those. Honestly, they, I think they stopped making them, but it's no coincidence they stopped once we all left the town, I think. It's insane. Demand went away.

DDPs, man. i think yeah it's insane demand went away ddp is my uh my friend in middle school had a sick basement and so we would always go there so it was never at my place so we never ordered the food ourselves but his parents we got it not california pizza kitchen there's some taco place we get all the time deltox or just dom that wasn't Del Taco. New Mexico Pizza Kitchen? It's like California Taco something. I don't know. But we did get Domino's and Wings, but we were big into Monster and Amped, which is like the mini version. Amped is great. Do you guys remember Vault?

Yes. Vault and Surge? I remember those distinctively. I went to a Tennessee Titans football game, and we were walking back to our our car and these people were just handing out vault energy drinks on our walk back and i'm like oh what is this it is like jet fuel yeah well when you're like a sixth grader as well and you down like five of them and you're a hundred pounds really hits fast agree but yeah i wish i was young again yeah let's have a sleepover i don't have sleepover i'm down yeah i mean that could be our first live pod we just do an all-night sleepover

okay live stream it again i i want like no alcohol i want us to buy the the the pop we caffeine only i'm a big my my sneaky like uh obscure pop uh like favorite uh pop is uh caffeine free pepsi comes in a gold can and the golds are the worst dude it's so good it's so good there's always a gold pepsi that's warm like in the corner of a room somewhere and it's like the last thing and you have to drink it oh it's so bad can i make a request for the sleepover we have to hire an adult to just come down every hour or so and tell us to calm down a little bit because you pretend you're asleep we could go on craigslist we could figure it out another what would that ad say what would that ad say like

28 year old no it'll say young men young adults seeking older man. To yell at them periodically throughout the night. I mean, we feed them in pizza and soda. Easy. Serious inquiries only. Must love dogs. And does not beat children. Another fun sleepover game we would have is we would have our sleeping bags, but then we would go.

We put them on over our head like like big old condoms on like and then we would just call it mole. And then you would just basically wrestle. But in your sleeping bag and you wouldn't be aware of any sharp corners or objects. We just be banging our bodies against each other. And, you know, non baby proofed places. Man, you did not need to say that we used to play uh we used to play knee hockey but we would put mattresses up against the walls so you could actually like check each other into the walls without like doing that but uh my friend kevin broke his collarbone we stopped after that's a five minute major don't worry we went to the backup uh refrigerator and

got some frozen peas and then i think those melted and then we got some frozen strawberries because we didn't have any ice packs for his shoulder uh in the basement that i hung out in the most we always had spike tv on and it always just played ufc unleashed all like constantly so we just like fought like fist fight but like no face shots so we just did body shots back and forth and it was like me rooks our friend stack and like some other random people who would ever show up but like stack is like half the size of rooks at that point and so it was only just me and rooks fighting every time and then he would just kind of be in the corner and like hang out and he would get like like a couple shots and then he'd be like, yeah, you guys can fight again.

So I could never sleep though. I sleep on my side. I would just be bruised all up and down my liver. It was not a good idea. But that was the go-to. Did he be bruised up and down your liver? Yeah. How did you know?

Yeah. Was it the liver on the inside? He had internal bleeding. It's like liver shot. You get on the back, like your kidney. Well, at our sleepover, you guys will also be wrestling, and Zach and I are disproportionate, so we will not be fighting.

There we go. We can channel your childhood. There you go. There you go. Also, do you guys know your bones are wet? I found someone tweeted that out this weekend, and I was disgusted. Yeah, they are. I mean, everything in that out this weekend and I was disgusted. Yeah, they are.

I mean, everything in your body's wet. Yeah, it is. But somehow I feel like your bones are just, they shouldn't be, you know? I like to think they're moist. Yeah, damp. But like chicken bones are wet. It's not like you come pull one of those out of a chicken wing and it's like, am I a chicken? No.

See? But like, I could turn you into some buffalo wings. He's got a point. Zach may have just won that. Well. All right. Well, roll the credits. My nipples are hard now. one remove your bra i like nuts this in my butt i'm ready to go off as a sexy thing my dick will go like and just flip inside out and it'll turn into a vagina

and of course pennsylvania leave the butter in the crack why is my spaghetti i want to kiss you on the mouth baby baby. God damn, he's so good. Yeah, he calls me big time. Ah, ah, ah. Ah, ah, ah. Of course, it makes me dookie. If you just wanted to slurp something and then spit it back out. And then I swallow.

I want to die. Raw dog and lower. Kid turkey based on nipples. He's got slop. The rock's dick has anchor arms. I think I got to get out of here. I'm going to get the paint broke. I have a fucking great question.

Who has vertical butt cheeks? To the death. No, Bob, look it down. I'm fucking with this fucking guy, man. It is Wednesday, my dudes. Welcome back to another episode of It's Wednesday, My Dudes. Episode 63. Rook is out.

He's training for speed skating for the Olympics. So just us three. You look good in that tight uniform. You know how the Winter Olympics are coming up? Yeah. Could you imagine? Those helmets are hilarious. I kind of want them every year just to slightly make them bigger until the point we realize they're just passive on their heads.

Like, wait a minute. Like the setting in the old NHL games. Like the bobblehead setting. Absurd. But we have Corey. Hello. We got Zach. Top of the morning to you.

Was that Irish? That was a mixture of a lot of white European accents that I can't decipher at the moment, but if you can, feel free to let me know. Incredible. Yeah, voice actors over here. We don't have a topic this week, but we kind of figured it out a second ago. So until then, though, Corey, how was your week? It was good. It was pretty low key. So Friday, we just had a night in. I did some yard work, but Claire and I watched a movie called Lars and the Real Girl.

Have you guys seen it or heard of it? I know the name, but I forget what it is. So it's – I saw like a short clip of it on TikTok, and I said it to Claire. I was like, we should watch this because it looks pretty interesting. It's Ryan Gosling. He has like a social anxiety, and it's from like 2008 or something but he has like a social anxiety and he starts to he orders a sex doll and treats it as his real girlfriend like who's alive and then the whole town like pretends she's real until he eventually like gets through his like whatever

childhood trauma because he's like 35 i think so okay it's really interesting it was pretty funny like like dry humor like it was i it was pretty good brian you're gonna kick out of watching strange sexual relationship movies because you watched her a week i guess i am man yeah i'll be sure to stay away from just all movies i'll just watch lord of the rings on repeat this next weekend cory gets engaged and he's like all right time to unleash the weird you're stuck with me oh god uh fetish episode next week tune in yeah exactly. But highly recommend. So there's your fetish movie of the week. Nice. Enjoy.

Keep that going. So that Saturday I just did more yard work, adult stuff, you know. Went out for drinks with Claire's brother. We chatted. It was nice, you know, future brother-in-law. It was a good time he also gave me that idea of coercing his other brothers into doing yard work for me next week and so on sunday i went out and took them golfing and then i said hey by the way are you guys free next week? Because we're doing yard work. So it was a great idea.

Shout out, Patrick. Why'd they not say no? I'm not saying yes to that. They already said yes previously, but I was like, you know, corner them a little bit. At Connell Brothers, do not suck up to Corey. Do not do yard work. Yeah, I wouldn't have said yes. They got a round of golf, and and they're gonna get burgers and dogs

next saturday all right it's not all bad wait you paid for golf hell yeah i paid for golf okay i could see that then okay that's fair a little to be fair they're also ones in high school and one still in college so like okay kind of makes sense uh so yeah i mean that was pretty much it went out for drinks on saturday night um but yeah pretty low key i'm trying to think i don't think we really i heard you got on uh got on apex after uh a long night of drinking with uh tommy or cody yeah i got on with tommy i was in a great mood he said he said you're very tipsy yep i was in a great mood though um but also the other big thing this weekend that I actually forgot to mention, it was last week. Claire and I booked a venue.

So I'm rating my weekend one less thing to think about for the wedding. Is it a secret? I mean, Brian knows, so not really. Well, I mean. Yeah, you don't let the viewers know so they could crash the wedding no we don't know the date yet so no no it's at the lamont so it's like up on mount washington in uh pittsburgh so it overlooks the city oh heck yeah after party at jimmy g's i mean it's close enough i did tell claire was like, I want somewhere where we know we're close to bars.

So the after party is easy to figure out. So love that. You're always thinking ahead. Zach, tell us about all the tortillas you ate, man. Dude, I looked it up before. Yeah, go ahead. The daily I looked up the daily i looked i looked up the daily recommended amount of fiber you're supposed to have 30 grams 30 grams in a day and

then the next thing under that on google was if you have up to 50 grams a day it might have a negative impact on your health zach you had 150 grams of fiber in one sitting not even one day can you confirm that it did have a negative effect on your life well i haven't pooped yet so the negative effect might be happening as of now what's the timer on that 24 hours yeah you can't market this is why i got problem with with marketing you can't market it as low carb and then just shove it with fiber like who eats less than five tacos? Nobody. Nobody I know. I think five is like a good number, but the tiniest amount of like filling inside of it. Oh, nobody.

I'm rocking. I probably got a pound of ground turkey. I make the white people tacos. Everyone knows the song White People Taco Night. You make the white people, the ground beef, about a pound of ground beef, sour cream, cheese, and onions. That's it. And then I don't want to, you know, try to eat healthier, watch my, cheese, and onions. That's it. And then I don't want to try to eat healthier, watch my carbs. It's not working.

I'm telling you right now. They offer the low-carb tortilla option, which I'm like, oh, great. I don't know the science behind this. Normally, tortillas are full of carbs. But shout out Albert Einstein. I'm sure he probably figured that out, how to make low-carb tortillas. And so I'm like, great. Big fan of what?

That's where he made all of his money. And I wake up this morning, and I'm like, my stomach is in shambles. I'm starting to reverse, carb tortillas. And so I'm like, great. Big fan of Whale. That's where he made all of his money. And I wake up this morning and I'm like, my stomach is in shambles. I'm starting to reverse by the way. This is Sunday. We're going backwards in time for my weekend. I thought that. I'm like, my stomach is in shambles.

And I proceed to look at the nutritional facts. Yeah, I think, I don't know what's going to happen to me, but I'm kind of scared. You know the episode of South Park where i think it's randy has like the world record for the world's largest like turd and he like is pooping and it just like pulls him up off the seat by like three feet as it's coming out of his body that's what i'm picturing is gonna happen to you so have fun yeah all right so that was uh sunday and the reason i ate all those tacos is because the Saturday before

was the first annual GBD golf invitational with me and seven of my friends. Was that the White Pines? Why do you guys look puzzled? GBD, good boy day? No, it's the guys being dudes invitational. Oh, God. I'm on board. So it was the first annual golf invitational.

I played at beautiful White Pines Golf Course in Bensonville, Illinois. It was a little soggy out there, a little swampy. So we had to navigate our way around the course. Shout out to Miles and Ryan who won the WWE Championship belts that are the now rotating trophy for the winner of the GBD Invitational. Do they get their name etched on it? That's pretty sick. That might be an option.

We have to figure out. There's no place for the nameplate, but I just decided to buy the trophy, and we'll go from there, or buy the belts. You got to do it like Ratchet. You just got to take a knife and carve it in. There you go. On the inside of the leather. I kind of like that idea.

I don't hate that idea. There you go. But anyway, and then after that, I was dog tired. I was ready to go to bed but some friends were visiting from out of town so i was like all right we'll go out so we're not out into uh old town in chicago shout out woody's um just ripping rbvs man like it was going on so i actually brought along a portable red bull vodka for the gbd i bought red bull and then i taped one of the little shooters of vodka next to the can with packaging tape. And I handed them out like souvenirs during the golf fight so everyone could have a little Red Bull vodka.

But yeah, man, I was just ripping more at night. And we were just like hanging out. We were kind of vibing. It was just, it was a pretty good night. Oh, we met some other tall people. I don't know if this is like the short guys, but when tall guys meet other tall people at the bar, you bond instantly. And they were like, hey, other tall people. And we're like, hey, other tall people. I don't know if it's like the short guys, but when tall guys meet other tall people at the bar, you, you bond instantly. And they were like, Hey,

other tall people. And we're like, Hey, other tall people. And they're like, yeah, we play volleyball. I'm like,

I didn't play volleyball, but I can relate as a tall person. And, uh, yeah, we met some just random tall guys, tall guys at the bar, chopped it up a bit.

Um, I mean, I need an answer from Corey on this. Yeah. Do you ever, so it's like swim through the crowd through some knees and be like see some eyes no amen although you bring it down a really good point because i don't think i mean i don't think that's common i've been a been a short guy my whole life and never really ran into

that but uh you make a good point because guess because like if we were to do that at a concert or say at a bar if we want to appear taller we could look like uh we're sneaking into a movie theater and we could get on each other's shoulders and then you could switch halfway through the night so that way everybody gets to feel tall yeah always keep a trench coat in your back pocket just for that situation we'll be like the transformers but like people version like trans people yeah yeah those exist it's fine um so that was saturday um and then friday i didn't really do too much just kind of uh kind of got ready for the gbd invitational um yeah it wasn't it wasn't wasn't too exciting it's pretty interesting i don't know if zach's week going backwards it seems like it gets better as he goes

backwards like starting out with you might have a health problem not great and then you're doing okay you played some golf but you also destroyed your body and then Friday night you were

healthy so maybe you should do it backwards every week oh yeah i got very cross-faded when we're playing golf two holes four through six i was like high and drunk at the same time drinking champagne on the airplane as uh as two chains said uh and that coupled with nicotine and i also had a full box of space jam fruit snacks on the course too which was delicious how many pockets do you have to carry a bag has a lot of pockets you've you've one club in your golf bag and the rest is full of snacks like like zach's caddying and it's like yeah we're about 150 out what club do you think i

should use uh i'm gonna go red gusher on this one i'm gonna go red gusher red all the snacks have like the shaft of a golf club but these are attached to it there's no like actual club head they're all just pulled out of the bag just the gushers at the bottom of it i'm going with uh should hit the four milligram winter green on pouches might be a little too strong for this hole it's gonna be a little too much snack for him on this hole a little too much snack we'll get a muscle i'm just gonna do a full swing fruit snack get it up there uh anyway so yeah i'm gonna get my weekend um how many grams of fiber did i have brian 150 and that's what did i say of my 560 percent of my daily intake? That's what we get. 560% of my daily dietary fiber consumed in about 30 minutes. How much would we have to pay you to go get a colonoscopy?

Oh, dude, I've gotten the finger up the butt before in a doctor's office. It is not pleasant, let me tell you. That's not a colonoscopy. It's the same thing. They put a tube up your butt. Same thing. It's a different thing. That's not a cold house. It's the same thing. They put a tube up your butt. Same thing. It's a different thing. That might have just been illegal.

Wait, why'd you have a finger up your butt? Yeah, just go like regular for checkups. It was like a regular doctor's visit. Corey? Have you? No. Yeah. I mean, I want to disclose all my medical history here but it was like a valid

reason going up okay i had to take on my prostate and let me tell you a strange feeling it was a wild feeling quick asmr segment get us out of this set this is for a different podcast brian how much how much fiber did you have this weekend this is a bad path we're on i'm gonna pull the rooks i'm gonna steer us back onto the right path rooks isn't here we gotta use this to our advantage to do weird things i'm nervous my parents visited this weekend oh man that was rip on him the floor is for the whole episode oh you mean your dumb parents i was hoping since rooks wasn't here that no one was gonna bring it up and they could just

like keep going by but since you brought it up uh my mom talked for 30 minutes about a pair of shoes she bought so that was riveting i'm gonna move on that that was how the dinner went uh but they left right away afterwards so that's cool they're they're good in spurts i just if you're around them all day she'll tell that story and then she'll come up with another story for 30 minutes about something just as riveting as about the shoes she bought um do you ask her if she got socks to go with the shoes no you don't want detail there you go content for next time i'm moving on i went to a canes game gotta say i like hockey one it's always indoor don't worry about the sun two lots of air conditioning because like you know there's ice down there three uh plenty of seats and because

i went to a mob not mob minor league baseball game last week baseball seats notoriously tiny hockey seats though at least at the cane stadium actually pretty dope pretty huge actually like we're cushioned you know usually it's just plastic and it's like horrible they actually had like a little millimeter of fabric on it a plus hurricanes and have you ever seen a t-shirt cannon gatling gun oh yeah because they broke that out i hadn't seen that before shot about 50 in a row did you get one innovation man no i'm dude i was like literally the last row should have brought your goalie glove you would have caught one i'll say aren't hurricanes good this year yeah they're very good yeah i looked it up and i was like oh so they

don't care if they win this game. That's fine. Also, why are they called the Hurricanes? Is Carolina known for Hurricanes? Yeah. Oh, yeah. What? Are they really?

Is Chicago known for bears running around? Yes. Do you know why bear life? I lived in North Carolina for 10 years and I think I've been through like five, like full Category 4 hurricanes. Okay. That's kind of weird, though, that we kind of, you name it, be like, oh, yeah,

this term that brings destruction and sadness across. What's the name of the sports team? The Chicago Homicide. They're doing great this year. Just really killing the competition. No? I mean, it's a tough name. It would be tough. What's their chant?

Just like murder, kill. I don't want to play the Chicago Homicide. I don't tell you that much. It's very intimidating. It'd be like one of the three sports teams that have a singular name. There's no S there. It's like the Stanford Cardinal and the Chicago Homicide. It's definitely not Stanford Cardinal. It's definitely plural card it is what no it's definitely it's definitely not

i will be i will put my entire paycheck all my belongings on it right now that it is the cardinal is it your mascot is a tree it's not a bird it's the tree that's a good point all right cory let's get fact check while you're fact checking, I'll rattle off some more murder things. The goal horn, just gunshots. Just realistic gunshots. And then like screams of people. Wait, are you talking about hurricanes or are we talking about the Chicago homicide? You can mix them together.

The goal horn, like the lights, police lights, easy. That's a gimme um penalty box jail done put some fence around it easy to jail right to jail right away the zamboni you put it it's like the paddy wagon you could put some people in the back of it like they're going to jail easy guys it's actually pretty good too it writes itself i've got it's uh it is the stanford cardinal but it also just feels so weird because the first like it's like wikipedia it says the stanford cardinal are the athletic teams that rep it's like it's so harsh on the ears i don't like it it's plural because it's a group but there's no s because it's not ironic because you would associate that college

with like being smart and like i feel like that's dumb anyway speaking of dumb smart colleges went to duke this weekend uh lots of nerds around uh campus is pretty tight it looks like a giant castle it's just it's weird like you know like some colleges like look kind of like hogwarts this one just like looked like it was like the not 1300s or 300s, and they're getting besieged by somebody, and they should have built some walls to protect themselves. Brian, what do you say if someone asks you while you're just walking around random college campuses, like, hey man, what you doing?

Sorry, late for class, gotta go. Sorry, exams, you know? Do you wear a backpack to fit in? I feel like I don't look un-out-of-place at a college campus. Un-out-of-place. That was the right word. Yeah, I kind of tried to not talk to anybody. Because, like, I don't know.

But it's also, like, open. Did you ever join the tours? No. There wasn't any. So, like, it's the end of school, so it's not like there's stuff going on. Everyone's, like you ever join the tours no there wasn't any so like it's the end of school so it's not like there's stuff going on everyone's like studying for exams i looked it up because rooks was like oh everyone's on spring break right now i looked it up they're not nc state's just empty i gotta ask zach do you like work for the campus police at your own college like why are

you going up to random people and be like do you do you belong here do you have a school here like i just want i just want brian to have a story ready because i can kind of see him like someone comes up to him for whatever reason and he's just like oh like so do you go to school here he's like uh uh uh and then just sprints the other direction and then the campus police will really chase him because they'll be like crazy man who doesn't like go to school here or work here seen running uh on campus without a backpack i forgot he goes to campus for content remember he writes things down from conversation i did talk to one person they're like hey do you know where the basketball stadium is and i like looked on my map it's like it's that

way he's like all right man i was like that was it so you know real outgoing social person real dookie there yeah honestly don't even look at your map next time just give people wrong directions and be confident about it like what do you have to lose you're not gonna see so i was trying to go there too so i was like trying to follow him and then he turns around he's like hey man i was like oh crap i was like i needed to come up with my story of like oh i'm a student here and he just asked where the stadium was i was like oh it's that way he's like okay and then he turned around and went the other direction and i just kept walking and it was like around the corner i got to the stadium it was it was weird uh try to go in though it's a locked uh so i don't know what i expected but couldn't go into the duke's gym but uh the football stadium

is right next door actually pretty sick it's like they have like it's like under not underground but like in ground but then there's like a box it's like a building but that's bigger than all the stands like over top of it kind of impressive yeah but it's like 10 stories tall like it's strange looking um but dude a plus grass out of anything at that college a plus grass and that's that's high in the list of a college rubric of uh things you need nc state sucks lots of concrete not a lot of good grass duke a plus um so that's my obscure rating for duke for the week but yeah so a plus rating for the week grass only though wow okay i'm gonna say an actual rating of a letter grade yeah this this week.

Pretty impressive. At some point, we had to do it. I mean, we're hitting all the scales. So, our boy Anton Paloano is out this week because he's training for the Olympics. So, since he's gone, real quick, we decided we're going to do a real quick mini draft of Rooks things. So, I think three rounds right anything rooks related um experiences it's so open-ended maybe you could just draft him himself i mean there's only one person you could draft uh zach what's the order rooks rooks rook Rooks is last, yeah.

I don't know. Brian, Corey, me. Okay. With the first pick in the inaugural Preston Rooks, Barry Carmel's third draft. Oh, I'm picking his dirty Tims. Those things, one. Character, two. Stories, three.

The smell, question mark? Because you could use that to your advantage. if you need to beat someone off with it well if you want to beat someone up with it um oh my god yeah god damn it brian you know i mean why would you do that you know what i mean um they got character you know just all right who's who's the next pick god damn it get the microphone away from this man. Zach, who's up? You're up.

Okay. Man, really wish I could have drafted Rooks' Tims to beat off other people with them. How did that even get a good? Never mind, never mind, never mind. No, don't. Keep it to yourself. I'm going to draft Rooks' ability to body Domino's wings, specifically Domino's wings. Oh, he took my pick. Dang it.

I figured you were going to. That's why I wanted it. I figured you were going to get that one. This man, it is, it is, it's like, it's a beautiful piece of art. It's so tough to watch, but, like, you can't look away because it's so skillful. Is most art hard to look at? No, I guess. I don't know, man.

No, I meant since middle school, he's been body and wings. He's been practicing. He's got all the reps. You know the 8,000 hours thing? He hit that easily. Crying. Zach. Yeah.

Oh, man. You got the back to back. I know. For my first pick, I'm going to go with what I call the Rook's Two Fist, which is having a handle of alcohol and a two-liter as a chaser and then just walking around a party just taking polls. And it could be – I've seen it with gin, which is disgusting. I think that's his go-to drink, right?

Isn't it gin out of the bottle? Yeah, he likes it. Yeah. It was like gin and 7-Up, and I was just like, man, this kid built different. And he was not even wincing. I was like, this kid's been through some stuff i mean back in the day it was tito's but he i think he's definitely kind of switched a little bit like i don't know like they can't be better than just a mixed drink where you just casually sip he's just

ripping shots constantly it's impressive it's really impressive. Bill different. My back-to-back pick is going to be the underbite. I love the underbite that he does. It is always funny. It will never not be funny. And there's an all-time gif that he didn't want us to post, but I'm wondering if we can somehow post it with him. Rooks, tell us not to post it right now if you don't want us to post but i'm wondering if we can somehow post it with him uh rooks tell us not to post it right now if you don't want us to post it

no okay great uh it is an all-time gif um especially when he does the rope pull where he's like pulling his jaw oh man it's the best so so specific all these are pretty specific i love yeah sorry if you don't actually know rooks deal with it i mean if you don't actually know rooks we probably lost you a long time that's fair that's one of those um i'm gonna go i'm going with rooks's lingo uh it's it's like i don't know if it's specifically rooks and his friends from back home or like that area but like just their whole entire like we've we've talked about it with our buddies at school it's like he needs to just create a freaking like dictionary

of all of his terms because they're just wild like luncheon is the one that always comes to mind oh my god he's just got i mean you all have listened to the podcast he's got a lot he's got some words it's it's impressive it's definitely like dmv lingo that's like specific to that area that like doesn't really go anywhere else um you know good pick um it's great to go with my dirty tims i'm picking his ripped pants specifically from noel's wedding plus other weddings in the future um he's talked about it uh it was incredible one that it happened two he got the exact same pair of pants again and we have it on record that he's gonna tear like i have the clip of him saying i'm not gonna

tear these again even though they're the same pair of pants. He's going to do the same moves. There's no way he's not. He's been bodying wings and Tito's ever since. So it's going to happen. So again, character on the Tims, lots of character on those pants to outfit putting together right now then to finish off the outfit uh because i figure i need to go with the theme uh one of his really gross cutoff shirts from college where it's like been ripped eight times so he just keeps tying it together that he wears to the gyms give me some ripped dress pants

tims and a cutoff shirt outfit that's a rooks outfit and he wouldn't wear all of them together but like three iconic things you'd see him in all the time oh i'm not gonna draft this but you should have drafted the uh nipple band-aid the bacon nipple band-aid that one's pretty good that would have been a better outfit i could throw that on underneath his cutoff shirts are like so low on the outside he get a little side of boob you could see it zach when we were in college he we went to a toga it was like a toga slash paint party it was it was like it seemed like a group of people that wanted to do themed parties and just like threw them together like last minute in one party and we went to go walk across campus and we had bed sheets on for our togas

obviously but rooks had like a cut like around his nipple and we were at the girls place and the only band-aids they had were like and i don't know why they had these band-aids but it was like mac and cheese band-aids so it's a band-aid with just like the pictures of mac and cheese and bacon so it looks like a strip of bacon and rux is like just give me the bacon one it looks closest to like skin color and it just looks it looked even worse because it just looked like an open wound on his like nipple it was so good uh but anyway i'm not drafting that i'm gonna draft um i'm gonna change this to like his sleeping habits i had his ability or like his tendencies to sleep on the couch as his roommate and like like in the same room uh senior year

i feel like at least 50 of the time that man just slept on the couch on the other side of the wall and i will never understand it and he's just passed out on the floor so many times at the girl's place like it's just like he's never in the bed no matter how close he is to the bed he would be like i would not be shocked if he's just sleeping on the floor next to his bed that's empty like he actively chose to sleep on the couch in college and like our couch was like four pieces of wood and like an inch thick of like fabric like it was not comfortable don't know why he did it yeah it was it was like an eighth graders like woodshop project was the couch like that's how uncomfortable it was but man god bless him all right round of south zach i don't i'm between a couple i'm gonna go with um our co-love for eduardo escobar like like when he

came over and we went to la palooza and we spent our mornings just ripping mlb the show and just hitting tanks mashing taters with eduardo against some third graders probably in texas or something that we were playing online with like it was a great feeling forged the bonds of friendship so i mean we have eduardo escobar to thank for that i'm kind of debating on like still getting a jersey and just sending it to him i think you should yeah i feel like i would feel like we kind of have to i'm gonna look how much they cost right now they can't be that expensive you have to get it from china incredible that's our rooks draft um and anybody any honorable mentions mentions i ronda obviously oh that's such a good one zach

i said definitely not his hair it was off limits we were told we couldn't pick it um dance moves yeah i had dance moves on here i had specifically the flicking of the wrist off the chest when it's a it's a uh a duo a dance partnership if you will on the dance floor it's great um i also had brian you'll like this i had his uh uh impressions underrated he also just never does them but like it's very good at characters you'll hear somebody once and you can completely imitate them um we draft his parents they're pretty cool oh my god we should have drafted his parents that should have been the first overall pick oh i knew he would hate us more for doing that so man let's try to stay away oh i just his face just in in photos yeah me and cory had a wall of photos at our old apartment in pittsburgh and it was like 90

just rooks looking stupid and every photo is different but man knows how to find a camera look half drunk he just never makes the same face twice which is impressive oh him sleeping on we talk about sleeping habits uh sleeping on different modes of transportation again we're gonna allow it he slept on the train uh the ubers and like in the grand slam like he was he was just yeah he almost hit the grand slam i almost got a picture every night of him sleeping on a different form of transportation a man one for the triple crown pretty much all right well remember to play this at rook's funeral for uh memories uh this will be

fun hopefully it's not soon um yeah well depends how those wings go down that's how we're gonna end rook's is death we were the plan was to grab some bags and this is the first bag we're grabbing i don't know if you uh you got a quick 10 minute one oh i got i got i got one and i feel like i never have any um if you could bring back one show for unlimited seasons for the rest of your life what would be one show that you would bring back and so i've got i'll get i can go first because i've got like one for sure but one that just randomly popped in my head and i feel like it's a good answer so i'm gonna go with it um so the the one that's obvious uh scrubs fantastic love it um wish it went on for the rest of my life but it did not um specifically seasons one through eight anyway and then that's my real answer but the one that popped in my head actually i think this popped

into my head before the question did and i formulated the question around it was the uh legends of the hidden temple and i was gonna try to phrase this like what was the was that like a specific show that had the different like games where it was like like what was the there was one that was like hosted by somebody why i don't know why i think it was like cory from uh boy meets world but it was like it was like this nickelodeon slime one where they had to dig through like i don't know like all this slime and shit anyway i don't know if that was like the same show or like two of the same shows like at the like around the same time but i'm going with that legend of the hidden temple great i can't remember all the team names like the silver monkeys i think was one um zach this seems like something up your alley that you would know yeah well it came out in 93 and i was born in 94 so i don't remember i don't remember this

you remember legends of god you're a big fat baby what yeah cause I was born in 93 my guy by three days if I remember it

you should remember it I don't I don't remember it though I don't know why I've never I've definitely heard of it but I just don't I'm looking at pictures

of it right now and I just don't remember Zach had satellite growing up he had that Midwest TV he's watching like premium HBO back in the day.

When I came back from toiling the fields. Zach's just sitting in the corner of his house drinking milk, and that explains so much of where he is today. That's right. That's right, big and strong. We've discussed this already. I drink so much milk, that's how I got tall. I have an idea now, though,

because we did start talking about Sleepovers So we should just binge watch Legend of the Hidden Temples We should make our own Legends of the Hidden Temple That too I just wish We got money now so we could rent bounce houses and fill them with shit And actually do that

So I have a business idea You know when you're a kid and the world's bigger because you're half the size We should just like Or when you're a kid like the world's bigger because you're half the size we should just like or when you're short uh we should just like buy like 100 square miles of land and build a town on it but build it to the size that it feels like you're like four and just build the whole place so you can just kind of run around like a kid again, but like hit into corners of tables and, you know, go to the hospital because that's a fond memory. Make it 100 triangular miles and I'm in. Okay, we can do that.

All right. The one I would pick, though, for Unlimited Seasons. Hear me out. Flavor of Love. Oh, God. One. It's a great, great show. It was like the first of wait you're saying flavor of are you tying flavor of love in a time capsule and just basically like hey

he stays on the show till he dies so every season later you're definitely not gonna get unlimited seasons yeah hey they could they could vie for his ashes and his wealth and then after the season ends they have to get divorced so they can be rich for like one year and then they have to move on to the next girl but like every season like he's kind of just gets crazier and older and older and there's like one season where he does end up dying and you're like the drama and then the season after they bring them back and they're like who's gonna be and then it's just like an urn there and they like go through all the same things and they'll like cut to him and a confessional it's just his urn

and it just like it's like 30 seconds of dead air and then it like cuts do they animate or not maybe maybe not animate the urn but do they give the urn a personality and put subtitles there? They put the glasses with the fake nose and the high-fives on it. It's got a half a clock, easy. I think first season, it just doesn't talk at all. Second season, it starts to pick it up. It gets used to the cameras more.

Third season, its personality is full out. Maybe grow some animated legs, get the CGI budget up a little bit. It'll just really take a turn as we keep going. The first 20 years or so might not be good, but 21,

one year AD, it could be good. All right, Zach, what's your pick? I thought of two. AD. This could be good. All right, Zach, what's your pick? I thought of two. The first one I thought of in kind of your Legend of the Hidden Temple vein was Zabumafu. No. With the lemur.

More lemurs for Zach. Brian, I'm going to need you to cut the Zabumafu intro song right here in the pod. Okay. Thank you very much. is that copyrighted uh no i hope i probably not well probably but if it doesn't here if just in case it is i'll sing it i'll sing it oh it's me and you and zabooma foo come on down and sing we're doing the things the animals do yeah and he goes on and on like that um so just in case we can't put it in but anyway um so that one uh and then anything with gordon ramsay where he goes to restaurants and just shits on them for being terrible like dude i kid you not i can probably recite every Kitchen Nightmares episode pretty close word for word or just outline the plot of what happens.

It's just such bad. That's my favorite bad TV because I know half of it's fake, probably more than half of it's fake. 75% of it is. But nothing will bring me more joy than just Gordon Ramsay going in and just trying terrible food and just making fun of it and then tearing them down and then hopefully restoring them back to normal but also like 85% of those restaurants end up closing anyway so it's also kind of

just like a sad ending but I love that shit. Question what happens the year he dies how does his urn really taste that food? Who? Gordon Ramsay? Yeah, because it's Unlimited Seasons. Oh, that's right, crap.

That's a good call. You could go Child, you could go Reanimated Corpse, you could go Weekend at Bernie's. I feel like the last episode, because again, Unlimited, the last episode, they just cremate him and then they just take

individual baggies like the smallest dime bags of gordon ramsay's ashes and you hand them to different restaurants that are terrible and say you have to cook this in your food now it'll cure them and we'll like renovate your restaurant if you do i feel like that's entrapment but i like it i think he's just like i think it's a good solution you should do like a little face-off situation just like he dies but you like you take his face you put on someone else and they pretend like they're them but like it's pretty obvious they are okay you know yeah okay i can see that like a bad accent yeah like it's just an impressionist every week like it's like it's like a really bad snl skit every time but they also have his face cut off and on their face and it's sewed on to the other person as soon as the main character in these shows die

it turns into a horror series. I'm going to tell you that. That makes sense. Are we just going to turn everyone into a horror series? Zabuofu won't die. He's the cartoon. Also, I... Was he?

No, dude. He was a real lemur in the beginning, and then he magically turned into a puppet lemur. He did the reverse Pinocchio. He was a real white lemur, and then he turned into a puppet. I want the reverse Pinocchio. He was a real white lemur, and then he turned into a puppet. I want a reverse Pinocchio. They already had the business model ready to go. They were expecting unlimited seasons. That's why they animated him beforehand.

You see, there is the episode where you see that lemur kind of just fall off the screen. He's having a heart attack and dying, but they really just edited it pretty well. That's one way to go about it. Zabumbafu I hate because it was the cable would cut out, and then you're stuck with channel one, three, and five. And on one, it's just static.

Five, it's the news. Three, it's always Zabuma Fu, and you have to just sit there and watch that, and you don't want to watch it, but it's the only thing on. So I kind of have a grudge. Imagine being one of the Krat brothers. That's who it was. It was Martin Krat and Chris Kratt,

where you're the two guys in the blue and the green shirt. Where are they now? No, I will not imagine that. What are the over-unders of they got into trouble and have it? I was 100%, because every single one of these people, like Nickelodeon, end up in jail somehow. I'm going to go drug charges. The first question is, are they still alive?

Oh. They have a twist. They have a restaurant, but they serve only leaner meat. I thought you were saying they have a restaurant and Cordy Ramsey has to come in there and judge it. No. Oh, they're Canadian. Nice. Oh, so they're not going to be in jail um yeah it doesn't like groupies for celine beyond now these might be the only two unproblematic

people left i don't think they have anything what about zabubu himself like what why did he get off air the lemur drug problems the the lemur's name is Jovian. His name is not even Zaboom. It wasn't Zaboom? No. Liar. His name was Jovian. That's so dumb. What a stage name.

What a stupid thing. Oh, no, no. They could have just. Oh, no, no. Here we go. So Jovian is. Replacement? It's like Jovian is like the name Chris Pratt,

and Zabumafu is like Star-Lord to them. Oh, it's a superhero name. No, no, no, no, no. One's got to be the stunt leader. No, dude. Oh, no. So apparently he was, I love how they have this on Wikipedia. They have him as born, and they give his full name, Jovian Marcus Kendall.

Born on April 5 5th 1994 so a month before oh nice um and then he died unfortunately in 2014 at the age of 20 from kidney failure that is so i don't know how long i expected a lemur to be alive i am i don't think i thought it was going to be 20 years. Do they have, under his occupation, they have actor listed? This is occupation. Do you think he got good benefits from working at Nickelodeon? Not good health care.

Diet and kidney failure. Do they list his parents too? Oh, were his parents also actors? Okay, here we go. His parents' names were Nigel and Flavia. Thornberry? Of course they were. He has offspring.

Do you want me to go down the list of the name of his offspring? Guys, can we find Zabumafu's kids? Yeah. Have them on the show? Okay, hold on. You can probably find them because they're all... Can you... Go ahead.

I was going to say, can you look up to see when he started acting? Okay, hold on. You can probably find them because they're all... Can you... Go ahead. I was going to say, can you look up to see when he started acting? Because there could be some child labor laws that Nickelodeon infringed on if he started acting. What's a labor year? It looks like he started acting around the age of four, actually. Oh. In dog years, you're fine. That seems a little too young in labor years. I mean, he died at 20, so if you really put that in range of a human life i mean my child

actor dying at 20 that's pretty yeah that's pretty even also what's the average lifespan of a lemur oh i like like did he do good for himself with all that money dude there is so much i haven't okay hold on hold on all right so so he has let me list you his offspring. All right, so here we go. In order. Ferdinand, Gertrude, Maria, Matilda, Gisela, Marius, Wilhelmina, Rufus, Adelaide, Conrad, Geta, Charlemagne, and Edward. Charlemagne? The god? Is he Catholic?

The god? Anyway. Is he Catholic? That God? Is he Catholic? That might explain it. He sounds Catholic. I mean, Zabumafu? Saints? I mean, what was the last one that he named?

That sounded religious. No, no, no. Okay, what was the one before that? Charlemagne. Charlemagne? I mean, yeah. I have a calculator for human years versus animal years it does not have lemur uh do you think monkey is close enough or do you want to go like uh rabbit i'm gonna go monkey uh i would go monkey more than rabbit, but that's just me. There wasn't anything else that was close.

It's like duck, elephant. One human year is 3.2 monkey years. So if you start acting at four. So he's like 12, like 14. He got reduced hours at least. They're really pushing it though. So how are the children? Are they well off?

So apparently on June 15 15 2021 the krat brothers official tiktok account uploaded a video showing jovian's new granddaughter wow cassia born his born from his daughter gisella so he's a he's a grandpa post posthumously post post mostly yeah posthumous post mostly yeah um was that all with the same baby mama wife no he had two baby mamas

two different baby mamas or it says breeding partners I assume they're both female cause I don't know why'd they break up can you could you figure out the history of the marriage

can you understand if it was like a you know was it civil did they get did they get 50-50 on uh Jovian was paired with a lemur named Pia.

Oh, arranged marriage. Throughout his life. Oh, arranged marriage. Yeah, pretty nice. So there's Pia and a side chick. It doesn't list the side chick's name,

the side lemur's name. I was going to ask which one was the side chick, so I think we got that figured out. Oh. Did they over, it sounds like they

overlapped a little bit if they're not even naming the second one. Witness Protection Program. Brian, spin zone. Classic Hollywood. Hold on, hold on. I just found big news that i'm with brian's assignment uh jovian was born at the duke lemur center in germ north carolina it's close right now i was gonna go but like it's it does and martin martin returned to the duke lemur center where he volunteered as a student

at duke university dude you have to go to the Duke Lemurs Center. It was literally on my list. It's not open until the middle of May because Lemurs don't like being out. But I'm leaving soon. When are you leaving? The beginning of May. Please promise me, though. We have this information now.

So please promise me if, well, not even that. If somebody now, to Zach's earlier point, if somebody ever asks you what you're doing on campus, please say you're enrolling at Duke for the lemur program because you were very into Zabuma Fu when you were younger. I want to be. Verbate, like that's what you have to say. I want to become a lemur.

That's what the program's about, right? I hear you guys are really accepting of all cultures here. I mean, it's a direct funnel to Hollywood. It is. There's not that many of them. Name another old beamer. Yeah, I thought so. I can't.

Jovial was going to be my first. Charlemagne? King Julien. Charlemagne's on Guy Talk on MTV, so I mean, he's doing pretty good. Guy Code, sorry, not Guy Talk. Do you remember in Zubu? Man, I know we're going long on zabuma food remember in the show where they had the three the three like feed buttons and then the pictures of the animals on them and they'd show you like a rhino and then be like a picture of the rhino food a picture of the elephant food a picture of the bird food and they're like which one do you pick it was always

like bananas and something like pick the rhino food that was fun i didn't get that no i don't remember that great detail was that on after the boomer film no it was a part of the show because that was this education like what food did the animals eat and it'd be like here but they give you all wrong answers and then they said no trick question it's a banana no so can you look up how much he made as a lemur star? Because if you can look up everything else, I feel like... Do you think he got paid? Net worth. Did he get paid in cryptocurrency?

He's pretty ahead of the game. He could have his own coin. 2014, he might have. Could he make his own boomer food coin? Did he... Did he... Make a jovial coin. That one's a coin that's probably not trademark um it's a booth who's

the name man cast episodes there's two seasons oh season one had 40 episodes yikes there was only two season 40 episodes though so the network i bet he was a hoot at parties you know production trying to see if there's any other great like tidbits from i really just want to see how long we can talk about some we've been we've been going strong trying to keep it going honestly it's what do you mean trying i've been pretty curious this whole time yeah there's several video games for the pc based off of Zaboo Mafu. Where were these my entire life? Can we mod Zaboo Mafu into Grand Theft Auto? I want to go around and just beat people up as Lemur.

Oh, I know another famous Lemur. Momo from Avatar. Boom. Lock it up. King Julien. That was a Lemur? King Julien. Yeah, yeah.

King Julien. Quick. Sorry, guys. I don't have your favorite charlamagne that least pick number four what a tough name charlamagne yeah you gotta live up to that though if your name's Charlemagne and you're a software engineer, your parents are let down. Hey. What do you have to say about software engineers? I'm saying that they should be named Corey and not Charlemagne.

Bring up a good point. All right. Did you give a not recommendation of the week Brian yeah don't sorry un-recommendation of the week don't go to schools with bad grass

it's essential to the college experience or don't nevermind the horoscope this week is you might get beat off by a Tim I'm standing in for

I have to wait for the outro music to play for you to say it. Come on. You can't give that away so early. I'm doing my own thing over here. I got a lemur fact. Madagascar is the only place lemurs naturally call home. So, sucks to the lemurs in Duke. You'll never feel like home.

Two, there are over 100 species of lemur in all shapes and sizes. So, you know. Diverse. No fat-shaming lemurs. Three, lemurs have a female-dominant society. Hashtag me too. Four, as crucial seed dispersers,

lemurs are creators of the forest. Sick. Hell yeah. dispersers lemurs are creators of the forest sick hell yeah seed disperser is a is a really tough thing they also said when I was looking at they said that Jovian aka Zaboof who sired 13 like baby lemurs and that just

does not seems like a I feel like when you sire something you have to be like a horse yeah but a lemur siring something doesn't sound if I'm gonna sire something I'm calling it Charlemagne,

because that all fits together. Tell you what. Oh, guys. Besides humans, lemurs are one of the only primates that have blue eyes. Crushing the game. That's why you had 13 kids. Those baby blues. Those baby blues.

I bet you Charlemagne has blue eyes. Zach, you'll relate to this lemurs self medicate and some get high off of millipedes I thought you were about to say lemurs eat 500% of their daily fiber seven

some lemurs sing acapella what? some lemurs sing acapella does that mean some have a band like what yeah what did you just think it's just all lemurs saying sing acapella i need to read i need to read more where's the bay of that what is this resource that you're on because now i'm on a lemur conservation on lemurconservationnetwork.org. Hashtag, shut up.

What does Duke have to say about this site? Is it credible? I don't know. I'm a freshman still. I'm looking on the Duke Lemur website right now. There's an article that says, Remembering a star, Jovian Lemur host of Zabuma Fu Pass Away. I don't know if you can call him a host.

I don't know if you can call him a host. What would you call him? Like the color commentator? The actual act. The lemur can call him a host. What would you call him? Like the color commentator? The actual act. Like the lemur that talked was a puppet. It wasn't the actual real life. You don't know that. But this lemur was doing improv every episode.

Jovian? I really want them to do Zaboofo on on SNL, but just have it turn dark somehow. I don't care what way, just turn dark. Like one of those E60 or whatever it's called, like In the Life Of or whatever, like Remembering. Yes. I don't know, whatever. Which is like, oh, get Bill Hader to come back and do the murder news network late night show, but just be about Sabuma foe lock it up it'll close it'll close

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It's a tough life. One of 13 siblings? Shout out Jovian. Should we call up Claire? I wonder, just ask how it is if shoot could relate yeah let's get some similarities that we think or some qualities of life between zabumafu's life and then we'll just question claire does zabumafu have a have a twitter can we steal that if it doesn't oh zabumafu.com and it's it's gonna be it's gonna be hot we might not be able to get it

does he have only fans guys guys guys guys i'll let you be in charge of his only fans account he sired 13 kids you know he's packing there's some play on words with seed spreader in there, too. I don't know what it is, but you can figure that out. You guys might hate me for asking this. How do you spell zaboomafoo? Z-O. Yeah. Boom.

A-foo. I mean. This should have been on the spelling bee last week. That was a pretty good description. Oh, someone has zaboomafu, and it's in a different language. It's in Portuguese. Is a boomafu

Portuguese? No. Wouldn't he be like Madag... What is the native Madagascar? Madagascan. I don't know. I just searched the boomafu on Twitter, and someone tweeted, been thinking about Zabumafu a lot lately.

And that's me. Hit me. I've been thinking about Zabumafu a lot lately. Give us the author and the date of post, and we'll close this out. And then we'll need a horoscope. Okay. The author is Skeet Davidson, and it was posted seven minutes ago topical all right well rooks isn't here so corey yeah hit him with that zabubu horoscope

jovian's gonna beat you off with a Tim later in the week. Thank you.