It’s Wednesday My Dudes - Ep. 66: The Boyos Serenade Bikini Bottom (Spongebob Song Draft)

Episode Date: May 18, 2022

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the boyos have to fall back into their childhoods this week to draft the best songs from Spongebob. We sing, a lot, you're welcome. Rate us 5 stars and leave a review on Apple Podcasts! Links here to follow on social media! and find other places to listen!

And here we go. I wrote down one thought from last week because I thought of it way after the fact instead of taking notes while I listen, which I should do because I wasn't on. Me and Zach weren't on last week's pod, so we listened back to it. My note was that you took the time to actually plug Dragon Ball Z

as if it doesn't have a crazy following already. It's kind of underground. You drafted two Dragon Ball Z players for mom draft? Whatever. I mean, what are we drafting if they're not playing in some sort of a game, realistically? The restaurant wasn't playing in a game, so. You got me. Yeah, number one overall was a building so i mean you need a venue for a game that's true that's true

no you'll look for mother nature in the draft mother nature's kind of an asshole sometimes you know what i'm saying she's a finicky she's a finicky girl but we got to deal with her every day it's been fucking pouring in the last couple i think the last like week and a half of my life like we're also like slowly killing her so like i feel like it would be kind of uh i mean but she can like fucking like deal with that shit you know what i'm saying like let's just let's get another plague going let's keep clearing people out. It'll get better.

Right. She got starfish qualities. Yeah, she got starfish qualities. She just like regenerates. Like if we kill off one continent, she'll just regrow it like a starfish. Is that how it works? I think so. Probably.

Like for a starfish or for the earth? For the earth. Yeah. OK. Yeah. No idea. I just wanted to use the starfish analogy. How long have you been sitting on that analogy you think dude how sweet we're talking spongebob today you think if patrick ever gets his limb cut off and just regrows it oh they haven't

explored that is that is that a starfish thing like is that actually that's that's like i'm pretty sure it's a starfish fun fact i'm not just gonna say it and pretend it's a real fact i'm not a marine biologist over here i have no fucking clue you're in the marines thank you for your service semper fi um based on google regeneration beyond their distinctive shapes sea stars are also famous for their ability to regenerate limbs. So, yeah, Zach, you're correct. Yo, do sea stars, like, I said sea stars. I don't like saying sea stars.

Do starfish, like, swim? Is this dumb? Is this a dumb question? Do they swim, or does the water just, like, take them away? A secret place. I thought that... Nice. I thought they, like, push

with their, like, star points. You know? I don't't know have you seen a clam swim or like an oyster not like that's the thing it's like they just like open their mouth not a marine biologist over here that's exactly what i thought it would sound like brian i just thought me you know maybe like the current just takes them to an adventure. You know what I mean? They can't control it. They just go. Name one other animal that can't move.

A rock. Shit. It's not a boulder. It's a rock. Another rock reference from Spongebob is when he wins the race, like enters Garion, and the winner is Rocky! We need a Finding Nemo 3 to let us know how clams traverse the waters. Like, what do you mean?

So like the clam opens up and swims with its jaw? You know what I'm saying? It goes backwards. There's too many new ways to do that. I don't like it at all. Do you think it gets lockjaw from swimming too much yeah i don't like that oh man those muscles are strong that's all i was doing all day it's a good dad joke right there man oh speaking of dad jokes uh my dad has

just been ripping dad jokes to our family group chat and no one is responding. And I feel kind of, that's the right response though. In person, no one would respond. You say a dad joke, everyone rolls their eyes and walks away.

So he's getting what he wants. And he, he wanted to let us know he gets them off a calendar. He wanted to let us know that the reason there's not two on the weekends is because Saturday and Sunday are combined. So he wanted us to let us know that in case we were waiting for one on Sunday, the reason we don't get one is because they're combined. I was like,

thanks dad. This guy is ripping dad jokes and he got them from a fucking calendar. That's the most dad shit I've ever heard in my life. This was my favorite one of last week. We all know Albert Einstein was was a genius but his brother frank was a monster yeah oh oh that's tough that doesn't deserve anything that deserves no brian brian did you get it there it is between frank and einstein i was like who knows frank einstein dang it oh god all right it is wednesday my nipples are hard now number one remove your bra i like nuts this in my butt i'm ready to go

golf is a sexy thing my dick will go like and just flip inside out and it'll turn into a vagina and you take me hi boys intercourse pennsylvania leave the butter in the crack why is my spaghetti fizzy i want to kiss you on the mouth baby god damn he's so good yeah it calls me big time of course makes me dookie if you just wanted to slurp something and then spit it back and then i swallow i want to die raw dog and lower kids shirt he based her nipples I couldn't transition out of that bad dad joke, so I just had to go right into it. Welcome back to another episode of It's Wednesday, My Dudes, episode 66. Talking Spongebob this week. Specifically music. And songs? Whatever. Bangers. Absolute bangers.

There we go. All four of us here this week, though. Absolute bangers. There we go. All four of us here this week, though. We got Rooks. Hello. We got Zach. Easy breezy beautiful cover girl. What's up? And we got Corey.

Hello. Like I said, Spongebob draft. But first, how's everyone's week? We've had two weeks for Zach and Corey. So you guys better one have two fetish movies of the week and then also have a good story about why none of us won on the kentucky derby because none of you cocksuckers chose the 80 to 1 long shot that's why well hold on the other way around was he even available when you asked us for a horse because didn't he like not qualify until like three days before or something because they scratched somebody yeah you would have had to pick the horse that he replaced and even then i don't know if i would

have had the mental fortitude to realize to pick the horse that replaced that one so it probably was a lost cause to be to begin with i know you don't have the mental fortitude to do that. But yeah. So sorry about that. Sorry. I mean, you didn't pay me anything, so I just gambled $50 away and just threw that away. Thank you. Thank you for your service.

Anytime. Anytime. Yeah, two weeks ago, Mother's Day. Shout out to all the moms out there. Go moms go. My mom came to visit, so that was fun. Shout out all the moms out there. Go moms go. My mom came to visit. So that was fun. Flew all the way from Houston. And yeah, so I got her.

It's tough to get a gift for your mom, I feel like, when you're older. Because it's just, especially when she lives far away. So I was like, I got her two big bags of candy and an Ulta gift card. And then she proceeded to use it and buy half a bottle of perfume. Side note, cologne and perfume, like way too expensive. And how do you make it? How do you make cologne and perfume?

You squeeze a skunk into a bottle. I feel like that's like a females of the field question. Hey, it's been a while. How does perfume get made? I have no fucking clue. I think they just scream into a bottle. Like in Real Housewives of Potomac, Karen Huger starts her own perfume line,

but I just don't like... I didn't pay enough attention to the ins and outs of it. I'm sorry. That's okay. But anyway, so... Got to see her, so that was nice. And then, little surprise, I'm going to be a brother father so

that's fun that's all right that's like um gotta keep gotta keep everyone on the edge of their seats um no so my sister got engaged shout out maddie and andrew um big shout out that was exciting and uh so cory we got to coordinate wedding dates so you can't have it on the same date because i probably will go to yours over hers and my mom will be pissed hey sounds like it's not my problem yeah um yeah no this is for her for me to tell her what date she can't have it on yeah okay yeah um but yeah so we took a surprise trip to cleveland because that's where they live to see them and And so my sister was surprised. Yeah, I agree.

So it was just, you know, just a surprise trip to Cleveland. Sounds like a disappointment. Yeah, just doesn't doesn't roll off the tongue, you know? Yeah, but it was good to see them. They're happy. Also, for those of you who have sisters, do they like cry at the drop of a hat yes every christmas yes no no i don't have a sister okay how do you imagine would you cry at everything or would she not if you did a female version of rooks i don't know look out shit female version of me she's crying fucking she's crying a lot

like we just walked in we surprised her and her first reaction was to get down on all like get down on her knees and just put her hands over her face and start crying i'm like what are you crying for like it's not like it's not like a war veteran coming back from iraq like i literally just saw you a couple months ago his sister's just like happy to see him and he's like what are you fucking doing idiot get off the floor i literally called it too on the on the drive over her fiance picked us up and i'm like if maddie cries i'm gonna make so much fun of her like because it's not even a real cry she cries for like two seconds and then she stops crying i'm like well that wasn't real at least give me the full effort like let me see some real tears

let me see the eyes puff up and face turn red i want to feel like i'm worth it for the cry like the more impressive cry for two seconds and start and stop that fast right now i'm telling you that's a talent somehow they build it out i i don't think i like i feel like i'm able to cry but i just don't know like what would mean you look bad we got the tearless boyos on the right right now and the criers on the left. That's good. Big, fat cry guy over here. So if you can make me cry, I will give you $25. I'll up that to $100.

Sounds like... No pain, though. You can't emotionally. Don't kill my family either, though. Emotionally, damn. I need to be... Well, I mean, take it.

$25, you know. How bad do you want it? I'm not saying I want that to happen. I'm just saying. It really seems like you did. He really doesn't like his sister. No. I'm just saying.

No. No, no, no. But, yeah. So it was good to see them and that was i mean been traveling a lot excited boyo's birthday weekend this week so down to get a little after it um don't know what i'm gonna do probably make some bad decisions lots of vodka rebels in my future um oh yeah uh got home from the flight guess what your boy did immediately buddy eight of them down the hatch i am oh my god my stomach is in knots dude i don't even what do you put in them guys turkey tacos he's gone over this so many times you got one pound of ground turkey dude i'm a very

yes dude i'm a very simple person whoever whatever woman gets you know has the fortune to marry me i'm very simple you make me tacos on sunday it's like five ingredients i'm happy you buy me fruit snacks happy it doesn't take much and i'll do whatever you want like that's pretty much it it's five ingredients but it's also for a family of ten. That is true. When I start having kids, it's going to be like the first meal we sit down as a family, I'm going to eat the entire thing. And they'll be like, Zach, what did you do with all the food?

I'll be like, oh, that was for everybody. Yeah. So anyway, so that was my quick recap. Not that quick, but hey, I've been gone. So I wanted to serenade you a little bit. The first week, Mother's Day, I'm going to give it an 80 count of little baby airheads because that was one of the gifts I got my mom. And for this past weekend, I'm going to give it one mistake by the lake,

a.k.a. Cleveland. All right. Nice. Brooks, how was your week? I got a pretty pretty short summary um when golfing friday got out got to leave a little work a little early um got some calls on the course always the worst thing um but hey your boy was slugging some white claws had a rough front nine okay i had a 10 and an 8 on the card it's hard to come back from that still broke 100 your boy was playing some fucking golf man i'll tell you what

your boy was putting some shots in okay i was throwing some darts out there but um yeah just did that and then uh grandma's birthday's next week so we went to virginia visited them for uh mother's day slash her birthday and just you know we just had a a little chill weekend you know what i'm saying got to just see the fam nothing crazy it might like my beer count for the weekend how many i have on the course i had seven beers on the or six beers or white claws on the course and then one beer at dinner a seven beer weekend is just like i feel i feel fucking great today i'll tell you what this is the first monday i've woken up in like three weeks where i

was like oh yeah i'm gonna log into work and i'm good to go like everything's fine and i sat there and i was like is this what it's like like just not being like hung over and feeling like shit on monday like this is kind of so you left work early friday to golf and then you but you actually signed in early on monday so you're even so you're good yeah and and i also i did some work yesterday as well because you know not hung over like i can actually do things um i can actually step outside of my bedroom so that was nice um but yeah nothing nothing too crazy um i'll give it i'll give my week a nice little seven-beer weekend. Corey, you have two fetish movies of the week to recommend us.

They better be in your list. Hit us. They're not. I'm going to just come out and disappoint you immediately. Definitely not. And I have zero movies. So I'll get four next week. How about that?

I'll hold you to that. I'll write it down too. I'll write it down. So two weeks ago, visited my grandma in Nashville and had like just like a lazy week. Hung out with her. Caught up. Kept her company for Mother's Day. Had like a Mother's Day brunch at like her assisted living.

Was bomb. Didn't expect it to be great but like really pulled through surprised um yeah we were me and karina were kind of like expecting the worst but like they do it right over there they got like a salon it's she's getting pampered it's great good for her brian's face just picture like all the old ladies with like 70s like blowout haircuts that are just like ginormous bigger than half their bodies but it's so heavy that they're like so frail they fall over because their haircuts and then they have to close the salon yeah i'm sure that's exactly what

happens actually but yeah hung out with family saw my my uncle, saw my cousins, kids. So I don't second cousins, cousins once removed. I don't know. But hung out pretty chill week, had the best flight experience I've ever had. I went through the airport through security, took me five minutes. I get it to the gate, sit down at the gate and put on the pens game on my phone. And it ended when i landed in pittsburgh like i just watched it the entire time and the tires of the plane hit the ground when the game ended it was fantastic claire picked me up had

food ready to go it was great great chauffeur um would recommend five-star uber ride um i'm gonna rate that weekend though uh hold on hold on hold on i gotta write down uh one retired middle school band veteran um we went and saw my cousin's kid's eighth grade band and it was like a nice little audible but this this band teacher was like a army vet like he talked about how he had to leave the school year to go like i don't i don't know i don't know what he did but he did something with the army and then he retired and announced his retirement at the concert and couldn't he was too emotional to perform the last song with the kids so cory got up on the stage no no no time to shine put the flag at half mast just just not thank you for your service not what i expected at all great concert not what i expected at all in terms of like

additional events going on did he flinch at every loud noise wild no jesus man which i paid a job for a veteran is around, like, trombones. Dude, maybe that's why he retired. His tears were fear tears, not emotional tears. Yeah, he was internally panicking. Hey, come on, dude. This fucking guy. This guy just obviously went through it and fucking retired in this way.

And you're just like yeah you probably have fucking ptsd fucking loser i don't respect band teachers we're not here to be nice rooks um and then this week i didn't do jack shit this week i friday night i stayed in i tried to i haven't like done much like programming stuff which i like to do so i tried to automate doing my budget like outside my job you know like fun things like making websites and stuff and i tried to automate like my doing my budget every month and so i made it like fairly far but i have to log into my account so i'm like kind of petrified they're gonna flag me for like getting to log in through my like citizens bank account and stuff

like via a bot so we'll see if i lock myself out and get put on a list um so that was friday saturday uh dad yard work um also cut the facial hair a little bit so i have that like five o'clock you got a mean mustache right now yeah that's crazy trying to go full dad these days uh did get my shoes stained grass stained the white new balances so we're really let's go they are see we haven't made the full jump but grass stained white uh adidas we're close yeah we're close and then uh made spaghetti watched rom-coms with claire and uh cat came over because she said that she she claims she thought she saw forgetting sarah marshall in crazy stupid love yet when we put them on it all seemed very new to her so neither of them oh my god and it was two fucking show stealer movies absolute banger movies uh two three two years younger than us so she's

those movies are like definitely are like time frame but like she's not that much younger than us she should have seen at least one of those well i think she's seen like pieces because they're always on like tnt and shit but she's never seen it fully through but then like yeah like there's maybe like two jokes that she recognized but it was great watching somebody watch that for the first time great forgetting sarah marshall or i think in general when a movie set in hawaii they make it seem like you could just move there and get like a shack and just start up a surfing business like paul rudd does i imagine it costs a lot of money to live in hawaii and like you couldn't do that it's was going to say his name is Kunu.

It's really Chuck, but he plugged it into a website. Yo, would you try surfing and a shark came up and attacked you? Would you quit surfing? Probably, yeah. It's like a podcast where we just quote movie lines and we get zero even get less

views than we get currently we'd lose them all but so i'll rate my weekend uh one david lynn hoggan the worst ew fuck david lynn sounds like a fuck david lynn for you i didn't really do that much so it's kind of david lindhagen did a lot he takes what he wants i love that guy it's like made a cuckold out of me literally one of like my like top three favorite ever so good change brian thanks for asking uh thanks for talking brian all right so spongebob's going first get the draft order out now uh how we got with rooks this week so that was cool i guess i don't know um moving on it's a classy rota c day yeah rota c day try to spell that classy classy place yeah uh saw rooks on mendy um i went downtown saw some sights cory you'd be proud of course you saw some sights my god you'd be proud i almost saw

a balk off i was so i was at this is the thing called like the national cathedral or whatever they're supposed to be like cool crap there there kind of really wasn't but i was walking around there's like a trail behind it i was like i'll just go walk because i don't know let's wander around i was like a couple feet in i hear like a crowd i'm like this is a forest like why is there a crowd so i keep going but i hear like a bat hit a ball i'm like okay so it's a baseball game and i keep going it's like very short forest get to the other side there's like a high school baseball game going on it's like the bottom of the eighth but apparently that's the end of the game i don't know um but i walk up the pitcher box they move on base a base and then the next pitch he throws dude hits like a single

the game's over so it was one base away from being a b would have been say yeah, that's fucking so random. I don't know rooks. You know this the school st. Albans So yeah is there I don't know they're playing Potomac for like some state championship or something I don't know people who are excited crowd was going wild Yeah There's a cool random thing to walk into, though. Then drove around. Of course they were. They almost saw a balk off by a guy. But yeah, drove around, saw some sights. I learned I hate the metro.

I got on for like two stops, and it took like 15 minutes in between each stop. And I was like, all right, this is stupid. Because I had like 10 more to get downtown. So I got on the train going back the other way, got in my car, and then just drove instead. Yeah. Dude. What the fuck? got on the train going back the other way got in my car and then just drove instead yeah dude you're the most impatient person and i'm not some metro truther okay i'm a dc resident it was so i'm not some fucking person that's like the metro like no like i there's times when the metro is good there's times the metro is bad fucking taking it multiple stops and be like no fuck this and like going back to your car and then driving is the most absurd shit i've ever heard in my life plenty of times too and man

it was just so slow and i was so bored also didn't help my phone like drop like 40 battery within 20 minutes so i was like well i'm gonna get downtown and be completely lost so yeah i stand by that decision i mean you should you should have just led with like that rather than just like it was taking too long i had like 12 stops to go and i took two and it took half an hour so but did it take a half hour because of there was like a delay because then then that public transportation system it just should be like exploded because to go two stops in 30 minutes is ridiculous in their defense the two stops are probably the longest two because i'm like out in the middle of nowhere like the stops once you're like downtown are a lot closer but like i mean where is it like glenmont to the next two like wheaton or something i don't know

wheaton and forest glen no those are all super close to each other it took half an hour there must have been there must have been there must have been something going there's no one else in the metro so i have no clue um so i drove uh so this week oh and then i had a friend who was supposed to be in town and then they bailed so like that was that was tight appreciate it did they also try to take the metro and then turn around and just no but we planned this six months ago and then they said they bailed so uh six months yeah right so uh this week was all right that's my rating thanks man appreciate it it was great seeing you too you fucking dick. High note early.

Yeah, I saw you. No, shout out Hezbula. That was the real highlight. Got to see my man in person. Big shout out. Bigger than you'd expect. He's not talking about Hyatt. Hey. Alright, someone get the draft order out. Spongebob songs. Let's do it.

Someone else do it. Do one job. Man, this is what you do, man. But like, the way I'm seated is not optimal for... Alright, we'll fill time. Okay. Play the Inception song.

Oh, god damn it. Oh, boo. The the actual one this is the worst uh do i have a inception song here we go what the fuck why do you have this music what is this fucking 70s porn music bro what the fuck is this we plays porn music, bro? What the fuck is this? Should we play the Newlywood game? We're really killing time here. Are we gonna play the Newlywood game? Probably. Alright, I randomized it. It's gory.

No, don't worry about it, man. It took me eight whole seconds to do while this fucking shitty elevator music was playing. Do you have it or do you want me to do it? No, no, no. Go ahead. Go ahead. What? Do you have it?

No. No, yeah. Give yours. Give yours, big shooter, because now you're taking everyone's job. You fucking said you weren't going to do your job, man. Just go ahead. Go ahead. I'm not mad.

I'm going to fucking kill you. I swear to God. Oh, when I see you on Wednesday, I'm going to punch you in the balls so hard. Why are you mad at me and not Zach? You're supposed to be doing this. You're fucking blasting music every time it's running so hard all right what's the order the longer it plays

the better it gets okay the order is cory zach me and then burn i double up shame i had i had you first rooks but thunder you hate to see it i don't know if I believe that, but no, it's, it was Brooks, Brian, me, Corey, but we're going with, uh,

Brooks's thing. Cause he's Mr. Mr. Draft guy. Now I got rid of my list. So I don't even remember what it was. To be honest, I said it. And then I exit out of the tab.

I just deleted mine too. So Corey, can you generate a new list for us? No, I don't want to listen to the music. Burn through the music! Oh, crap. The volume's too low. Slow fade.

Slow fade. Okay, damn it. I'm not doing it. All I know is I'm first. I think it was Cory, Zach, it was Cory, Zach, me, Burn. Yeah, let's rock and roll. Can't wait to find out that wasn't the order, but yeah.

Do we have a background to this, or we just want to just say, hey, we love SpongeBob? The background. I mean, is there a background? No, I just didn't know. Who doesn't love SpongeBob? Do you want to introduce it, or just? Spring cleaning. Everybody uses sponge.

SpongeBob. It's spring. Boom. I think we could all just sing along to the intro song. Ready? Three, two, one. We're not doing that. Corey, you. we could all just like sing along to the intro song ready three two one i knew it was a trap i knew it was um with with the first overall pick i I have to go Sweet Victory. It's a great choice.

It's easily the best one from the Bubble Bowl episode. Can we get the caveat? It's just a normal song. Sweet Victory. No. Is it a real song? No, it's actually a Spongebob song. Yes, it is. It's just a legitimate song? No, it's actually a Spongebob song. Yes, it is. It's just a legitimate song.

Nope. Who's the artist? Spongebob. Sir Patrick Starr. It sounds like the Bubble Bowl band. That's what I thought. I mean, it's their version, so I'll give them that. The winner takes all.

David Glass is a banger. Yo, screw Maroon 5 for teasing they were going to play it and then they never played it. I know. Did they? Fucking assholes. Eat a dick. Flag twirlers, more twirling! There's so many heater lines in that episode too.

When they're practicing and everything. Oh my god. Yeah, where Sandy fucking jams Patrick into a trombone. Oh my god, we're yeah we're sandy fucking jams patrick into a trombone oh my god that shit is funny as hell that song was composed in 1996 that's my job started yeah it started in 1992 so no it didn't not looking great he was about to just accept that he was like okay it's like there's no that was old. That's like a 2001 start. All right, let's keep this going.

We got five rounds. All right. My pick, I'm up. And I got to go with the campfire song song. Thank you for getting that out of the way because I hate it. How do you hate the campfire song? No, it's the campfire song song. Yeah.

Sorry. Sometimes you just want to gather around the campfire and sing a campfire song. You know? Even though they're underwater, they were still managed to build the campfire song song. Yeah. Sorry. Sometimes you just want to gather around the campfire and sing a campfire song. You know? Even though they're underwater, they were still managed to build a campfire. I love when they toss it. When they toss it back to Patrick and he just yells, song, song. You can't keep up with it. It's so good.

Good. And it comes back. Oh, man. It's just the it's it's also super catchy i'm gonna start putting these songs just in my normal rotation of playlist and i'm also surprised more djs haven't mixed these songs into their lineups because they would i mean we're at the age now where we're the i think prime audience going to these shows they would absolutely hit if you use these as a transition because they're only like 50 seconds yeah they're all really quick big time slappers yeah so the campfire song song to also a song that's before spongebob caveat wrong false absolutely it's like false i gotta i gotta say two great choices off the bat boys um third overall your boy is gonna take jellyfish jam what an absolute banger

when the speakers are bumping yes like come on feel the fucking feel the noise right now like for the viewers we're having a little dance break it's so good absolutely i'm so mad you took it such a fucking banger it's such a banger it's so good like the jellyfish keeps listening to it even when spongebob's tired of it the jellyfish is like no this party is still going this molly is kicking right now. Listen to this shit, okay? Like, that Jellyfish was on one in that episode. 50% of it's Molly.

50% of it is that fucking banger of a song. I'm so sad you picked that because it's the only song I had queued up because I didn't expect anyone. I guess we all looked at the same list, but, like, there's no lyrics to it. I don't think anyone's going to pick it. No no it's a fucking absolute eater are you joking so where my love for edm started brother probably honestly we'll have to go back to that i'll play that at the end too all right i got back to back picks so we're gonna have to go to the spongebob movie i think this is what it premiered in

goofy goober rock banger terrible there's apparently two versions of it oh come on the rock version specifically is what i'm picking if you guys want to pick the other lame version go for it but goofy goober rock is the jam came out of that movie i'm sure my parents hated me for how much we sang that. And also, pretty sure Goober was a peanut butter and jam in a jar mixed together. Had that so much afterwards. Not a great way to do it. Just buy them separately. Don't know why it was a thing, but great song. Second pick.

I like the turn. I'm getting two great ones. Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza for you and me. Krusty Krab Pizza. Sorry. You can sing that one really well. I think that could be a Creed song. Oh my God.

Talk about heaters i may or may not have looked up how much it costs to get creed to do a little we do cameo for rooks for christmas it was way too expensive but i looked into it just want to let you know that one of these days when i have a number it was like a couple hundred dollars that's too much money i mean i didn't expect them to do it for like 50 bucks to be honest i did dude this team used to play in football stadiums with fucking angels flying across the place okay this is a get all right this isn't fucking one person from the bachelor franchise okay this is fucking that was like literally 15 years ago though so i don't know people don't

forget you're gonna forget my diet dr kelp don't tell me you forgot my drink and all the time i just love losing that line out in bars if someone forgets to bring you a drink or it's like i forgot my diet dr kelp i thought you didn't have. I thought you didn't have cable. I thought you didn't have cable. How are you watching SpongeBob? You're watching Hulu, brother. You can watch them online. I only watch the good.

Dude, I have just a photo memory of all this stuff in my brain. It's replayed in my mind. Did you ever watch it as a kid and you've watched it all recently to catch up? Yeah, I stopped. I mean, SpongeBob stopped being good at around what 2004 yeah five yeah like and then it got too animated and too lifelike and i was like no this ain't and it got rid of all the sexual innuendos too how is there's a big problem it's a big problem for zach in 2004 i'll tell you what i don't know how to animate it and to lifelike are the same thing they seem like opposite problems but the sexual innuendos i can stand behind yeah all right the boy is back and

glowing okay so all right my next pick so this is gonna be a little bit of an obscure pick here you know this isn't um one of the things you're to see on the track list. I'm picking just generically the background music in SpongeBob because it's always banging. Like great. There's literally I looked on YouTube today. There's like an hour and a half like looping fucking video on YouTube of just the background music. Like it's always banging. Just great vibes. Like boom. just the background music like it's always banging just great vibes like boom

it's just like it always it's always so good it just gets you in a good mood when you hear it you know what i mean like in the um like title intros and shit too when they're showing you the name of the episode it's always always slaps always gets you in a good mood makes you happy puts a smile on you know what i'm saying so that's why I had to take that with my number two. I'm impressed. I wasn't thinking that far ahead. It's a good one. It's a good one.

Gotcha. For my second pick, I'm going to go with the fun song. Good. Get that out of the way. It's another good one. I hate you, West. F is for friends who do stuff together. I just realized i

like you camaraderie songs the campfire song song the friend song even if it's fire burning through all the mountains you was for uranium bombs we're doing them as friends plankton's versus the best it's true plain ads and on you know playing gets too much i imagine there was a life where mr crabs just bullied the shit out of Plankton. And like there's probably a Plankton origin story that we need to watch and feel even sorry. He's dating a robot. He's married to a robot. Can you say his name one more time? Which is funny.

Plankton. Okay. You were leaving out the K at one point. And I was like, I hope you don't think his name is Plankton. Plankton. That would make this SpongeBob draft real awkward. So yeah. Another one. that would make this fun drop draft real awkward um so yeah another one i feel like another one everyone just knows the words too well you could ask you could pull the population outside i bet you could get at least 60 of the people to sing the fun song or know the fun song i agree i don't disagree yeah i'm not arguing with that

all right hit me with the juicy double-decker on that turn, bro. Honestly, if there's a draft I want to go first on, it's this, because I feel like we got finite choices. Yes. I'm going to go Sweater Song as my second. Great one. Do you mean Striped Sweater? God damn it.

You don't even know that. Striped Sweater is all the time. One with the collar. Turn the collar. Turn the neck. That's the guy. There's way too many sound clips. There's way too many sound clips for Burn on the Switch.

You know it. You love it. Oh, brother, this guy stinks perfect hell yeah um and then on the on the come around i'm gonna pick because i ripped my pants you have to give that to rooks nope i would have got finite choices my friend yeah that could have literally legit been a beach boys song the way they were on the beach like if you put the beach boys to sing that i would have been like this is just a song the beach boys wrote uh-huh i think that's fair also

labeling the turn as the come around didn't like that just did did not like that hey i'm making my own rules. GM. And he's making his way downtown. I have four left on my list, so it's going to be slim pickings by the end. You have to do some Googling, my guy. Yeah.

Get some remixes out here. For my third pick, I'm going with This Grill Is Not A Home. No. Oh, you bitch. That one's so good. I'm going with This Grill Is Not A Home. No. Oh, you bitch. That one's so good. I'm only drafting it for the part where Mr. Krabs goes, and fries will be fries either way.

Dude, that was fucking heat. Oh, my God. Is that Mr. Krabs himself? Dude, if someone said, like, hey we're like reincarnating you as this one of our characters i got mr crabs i'd be so pissed how does he have a whale as a daughter how does that chemistry work where does that biology come in you can be adopted i don't know or he's not the father or he's he's half whale just that's on his mother's side but i'd argue that the um this grill is not a home.

Better emotional development than the start of Up. I'd rather... Whoa, okay. Bite your fucking tongue. More connected to that than I am to fucking Ellie Dian or whatever her name was. You bite your fucking tongue right now. You should be Mr. Krabs then. If you're more connected to a sponge and a crab

talking about a grill than an old lady dying do their friends money money money money money again next pick about companionship right they just want to be bros Mr. Krabs wants his fry cooked back

SpongeBob wants to cook back at the Krusty Krab not at the chum bucket alright so back at the crusty crab not at the chum bucket all right so it's we're getting down we're getting kind of the nitty-gritty here you know i mean it's gonna be some yeah i have three left so hopefully you pick one and then i have to scramble for my fifth i'm picking this man gets so hype that he put jelly on a fucking burger and just starts singing about it like the jellyfish jelly i don't know what the fuck jellyfish jelly crabby patty song i don't know what the fuck to call it give it to us give it to us sing it i don't know hey all you people

hey all you people hey all you people would you listen to me god damn that was fire um that was really good but like he like on my list was on my list bro they this man literally they just threw jelly on a burger and all those krabby patties too if you notice there's no condiments there's no there's nothing else it's just jelly fucking ground beef in a bun like that must taste like piss like that must taste actually yeah zach puts down eight of those but it's like the high fiber buns you know what i'm saying but like that just sounds fun the fact that that made this dude fucking dance around the restaurant like un-fucking-believable just unbelievable so i'm gonna pick jellyfish jelly crabby patty song i

don't know what the fuck to call it that's what i'm gonna call it tm great choice rox thank you you have two jellyfish songs so i see a fetish forming do you think that'll affect the voting yeah you know if i if people like something burn it's not always called a fetish okay like dude i like video games and shit it's not called a video game fetish my guy you can't just label it all as a fetish my mom uses that word way too much to just mean something you like and it throws me so much and i have to gather myself and be like okay she's old she doesn't mean it like that don't laugh continue conversation please give me one example of something she's called a fetish i can't remember but it was at like dinner and i like choked on my food it was just oh my gosh she must have learned that word from one of her kids in like

at school or something and like kept using it and we're like no one's no one's told her not to but thank you for not choosing my song i got three left hopefully one makes it to the end One of my favorite episodes Texas episode With Sandy she's all sad The ending's hilarious but the song I wanna go I wanna go I wanna go

The viewers were not prepared For a full musical episode right now, and they're just getting fucking A-plus performances across the board right now. We're going to get C&D'd for all this. It sounds exactly like the originals. Exactly. Seed and deed? Seed and deed.

Seed and desist. Seed and deed, man. I don't like that. Relax, fetish boy. I hope not. I'm on the come around right now. I don't want to see it. Yeah, you're on the come around, my guy. I don't want to know where, fetish boy. I hope not. I'm on the come around right now. I don't want to see it. Yeah, you're on the come around, my guy.

I don't want to know where you put your CDs, brother. Fetish boy on the come around trying to get C&D. Got it. My rap name. All right, well, let's move on. Which one of those was your rap name? It was all of it. Yeah, it's like NBA Youngboy.

It's never broke again, Youngboy. I'm going to be on the come broke again young boy i'm gonna be on the come around again don't want to be c indeed young boy all right fetish boy fetish boy oh sorry about that okay come on uh the best day ever i think i had this as my like wake up song for some for a week for some reason um that sounds horrible everybody sing along with me it's the best then you get the harmony in the background come on the sun comes in the window and sings with spongebob guys i'll say this none of your songs got the sun to sing fair this was the precursor though like this this paved the way for everything is awesome

in the lego movie it was like this doesn't this walked so that song could run and win a goddamn oscar and spongebob didn't get anything i guess that's fair i i will say i'm a big big lego movie stand no it's great great movie great movie watch it on the plane never seen it and every time you're on a plane you watch it or one time you watched on a plane no it's a good plane it's a great plane movie because you can fast forward to the funny parts like the spaceship part spaceship it's just that yeah the spaceship part where the guy just says spaceship and then it's like the next scene that's all it is that's why you watch on airplanes. You watch it 20 times over and over again.

And I'm in a spaceship. Spaceship. Spaceship. Are you going to pick? Who's up? I thought it was come around voice. Shit, my bad. I get distracted by everything.

Wait, how many more picks do I have? Two more. Two more. All right. boy shit my bad i got i get distracted by everything how many wait how many more picks do i have two more two more all right so like i'm just shocked that no one said this after how this draft opened i'm picking the theme song i'm picking like the intro like yeah like it's just it's too it's too good like fucking second grade rooks you get that man some fucking oreos in a system and then that starts playing like this boy is jumping around dancing in his room having a grand old time okay but like song fantastic perfect perfectly orchestrated guy's voice fantastic and then you finish off with spongebob hitting a little nose solo that dude looking like one of my boys on a Saturday, the way he's using his nose. God damn, man.

Just out here killing it. I feel like that taught you a lot of words too, like nautical nonsense, great alliteration, porous as he, absorbent and porous as he. Like great words that as a young second grader, didn't know I would have known as quickly as I would have without watching SpongeBob. That's true.

That's a good point. Hey, and you learn from it, you know? Agreed. I think I got an absolute sleeper right there. You know what I'm saying? I just, I'm not trying to toot my own horn here. I just think I'm having a draft right now, boys. It was on my list as my last song, so I'm scrambling.

So slow down. All right. My pick number four. Guys, when you take your leg and you stick it in the air, and then you take the other one and jam it right up there, you turn yourself around and give a great big lunge. Dude, now you're doing the sponge. The sponge.

Oh, my fucking God. Dude, an all-time moment when he has the legs and he somehow gets the mega legs and then gets the tall, dark, and handsome guy who just looks like a fat pepperoni slice with legs and they're all fawning over that guy. SpongeBob's got the dapper hair. He's tall, dark, and handsome.

He's just pulling out of a limo. He's just tall, dark, and handsome. And he does the sponge. And then everyone breaks their legs because they're not a goddamn sponge and can't move like that and then one guy hits him with the underrated song i feel like it's an earlier episode and people forget about it it's an underrated song definitely it's one of the unsung heroes for sure all right we're getting into the depths of this we're gonna come around

we're yeah come around we're gonna have deep cuts of this we're gonna come around or yeah come around we're gonna have deep cuts in this come around i'll tell you what i'm going deep so i'm saving my last one as it's my favorite uh random one but this one i'm going to pick mostly because clay remembered it and liked it and i vaguely remember it gary's song i'm going gary's song and she reminds me of that one it's the yeah it's a sad song and it's the one where i guess she said it's and i vaguely remember gary like is at the house the whole time but spongebob thinks he like ran away yeah yeah okay yeah it's so sad dude it's very sad it's the ball it's the ballad on my album of five, really. SpongeBob has some... That and This Grill Is Not A Home...

Dude, some fucking nice rock ballads on this show. You know what I'm saying? Agreed. If A Grill Was Not A Home dropped to me, I was going to just go all sad songs back to back to back, but... Yeah, Texas is a sad one too, but it's not. It is.

It's not a rock power ballad you know it's not well country rock power ballad all right and for my this is my last pick come around five on the come around yes and my final pick i'm gonna go with the burger zoom in song great fucking choice I mean he does it it goes for like a minute and a half so I will consider it a song and honestly couldn't be happier with my last pick oh that's a great fucking choice yeah

oh that's a fucking heater that's like the first episode too or like because that's like how to make it it's the yeah yeah the how it's the whole video of them like for the fry cooks like a new fry cook and breaking the fourth wall the kid that i think we are the new fry cook right yeah i think so we're in training at least it's yeah because spongebob explains to us poop people order our pad patties yeah god damn i watch a lot of spongebob fuck ahead of its time yo there's just i people like do you ever scroll on your for you page on tiktok and you get like people just random ass tiktok lives there's one that i get it's literally just a dude that streams old episodes of spongebob and it's like i'll be working and

i'll just be scrolling on tiktok and then that'll come on i'll like like my phone has a little pop socket on the back i'll just set my phone up on my desk and just stare at it and watch like three episodes of spongebob like it's bad i like i can't stand live tiktoks claire had one that popped up if we were like just sitting down like before going to sleep she had one pop up and she thinks they're so funny and she was like you want me to ask her a question i was like no don't so she like asked her a random question and she like answered it so seriously she's like oh like i think she was like packing for a vacation and claire was like how long are you going for how excited are you and she like went on a whole like long spiel about it i was like god damn it dude that's what these shits are anywho uh is it brag guy now no it's you no please no

oh it's me yeah wait what what's the last oh burns last fuck um yeah mr order guy wait wasn't it cory then zach zach it's your turn no don't uh bitch fuck you don't fuck it uh i'm gonna go with the song when they're on uh uh davy jones boat and patrick goes And then Swirling would hit him with, So good. These are so good. Not a song, but I still, like, I think the last round's gonna have, the last round's gonna have the best choices. He has to move his voice up and down to make that noise. So, all right.

You're good. You're good. he's just fucking ruining his entire that'll buff out don't worry all right to round up my draft and this is gonna go along great with the other two picks so you know there's a lot of artists like in their time that are experimental like people don't really get it people are people poopoo on them a lot and they're like oh like this isn't good music like this isn't my style whatever um squidward's clarinet is just one of those things that i think we're gonna come around to

eventually so i'm picking any time squidward plays the clarinet because you know it's just i think it's just misunderstood for our time. And then eventually, when Squidward passes on to the other side, we're going to be like, man, this guy was really fucking innovative with his music. Like, this is a unique style. It's just something we don't hear very often. I think it's a great choice. I think he's, I just think he's misunderstood. You know what I mean? Good thing he's a cartoon and he'll never die.

So we'll never get to the point where he's misunderstood and he'll just forever be bad i don't i i think i were i haven't related more to a like any media than the episode where he goes to live in the all squidward town like that's my life pretty much like you go go to work play to go to the gym play the clarinet walk back by the same can of what is it kelp or whatever he buys. And eventually he's like, I don't feel like playing anymore. I'm like, brother, me too. That is such a sad realization, my friend. Yeah.

There's some deep shit in SpongeBob, man. There's some deep shit. Bry guy, round this bad boy out so there's a lot of other songs but i don't actually know them so i'm gonna go with the end credits song there's always one little like three notes at the end easy and then bubbles go by fair call hey i like that wait is that falling under rooks's background music though are we allowing the separation nope nope rooks rooks has the background music in the intro i have the outro i did i did only mention the intro and the show itself so i guess gotcha okay i'll give him the three notes in the bubbles i'll give it to him and pretty pretty fitting way to end it so i think that's what an in what an insane last round what great choices just across the board

did anyone have any honorable mentions fuck no all my shit was gone after like the third round I've got two I have one and the only reason I have one is I got really nervous and started like reaching deep and I don't think this would have counted but do you remember

the merman episode when they like Patrick starts stuttering and does the mama mama mama mama i was gonna say that one we missed uh i think we missed a couple we missed the loop-de-loop song but the shoe tying song yeah yeah that was skipped over but it's just not one of my faves no and then very first christmas i vaguely remember that one there was also the one to living in the sunlight where he's making the burgers he's like living in the sunlight oh that's a good one yeah would you count his little thing that he does when he blows bubbles and he says you gotta bring it around town that's more of a chance. Or is that just a dance? Okay. Okay. All right. But you dance to music. Interesting.

Yeah? Yeah? Oh. It's under review. It's under review. It's in VAR. We'll table it. We'll table it.

Okay. All right, boys. I got it. Well, hey. That was sick. That was quick. I'm impressed we have 20 of them, so good for us. Some creative picks in there. I'll make a list we can vote on it sue as the worst one call it let us know

also what was our female in the field thing oh how was perfume made or cologne but yeah i'll reach out i'll reach out to karen huger's team and see if she can like relay me the process i hate you is that's the person from the hospital? It's a Potomac. The Grand Dama Potomac. All right, Rooks. Dude, I don't have anything to say. This song is a fucking banger.

I can't focus right now. Thanks for listening, viewers. See you next week Is this the magic scoobas?