It’s Wednesday My Dudes - Ep. 70: Pubey Lewis and the Noods

Episode Date: July 13, 2022

Pube lice serves his punishment this episode, the boyos discuss gauging their ears, the worst concerts they've ever been to, and of course, Natalie Portmans biceps. Rate us 5 stars on Spotify! and leave a review and rate on Apple Podcasts! Links here to follow on social media! and find other places to listen!

And here we go. All right. So, Pube Lice, I got a question for you. Hey. Oh, are we? Is that what we're going with? I forgot about that. I don't know how I could possibly forget about that.

Dude, I really wish he had five fucking condoms on one of his hands right now. I really wish he just had a hand covered in fucking condoms. Sorry to disappoint. Edward Condon hands. I don't like his hands during this, though. Very different movie. Definitely. So, Pupil Ice, question for you.

Sure. How much money would I have to give you to have you gauge your ears for the entire year? And they have to progressively get bigger. Oh, okay. As just in a normal whatever that calendar is for gauging ears. Rooks, can you look up what the cadence of gauging is? The cadence? Does that mean just the order?

The schedule of... Your typical gauge progression? Is that what you order like the schedule of your typical gauge progression is that yeah there yeah my gauge progression sorry yes how far in a year can that hole get because like if it took like three months to be like on to the next level I feel like I'd be more open to doing it because that's only like four times I'm upgrading yeah but I mean so how much money would you have to give me

um and you're covering the cost of me getting this done I guess do you do it yourself? Are they gauging people's ears at Claire's? I was going to say, well, you go to Claire's and get the initial hole, but I don't know what you do for that. You have to go to a tattoo shop, I feel like.

It seems like a very different clientele than what I imagine claire's is but hey hot topic definitely next door they'll sell you the gauges but you have to go get the whole at claire's i would take like like 30 grand i don't know oh that's pretty low i feel feel like, I feel like. I could scrap together $30,000. I could start a GoFundMe. Yeah. I just think like, I don't know. Like, does it, I still go back to the question of like, how large is the hole going to be? Ayo. But like, because it should heal, I would imagine.

But then am I going to have massive lobes? Like, does it, is that how it heals? So do you know how to fix them afterwards or do you know what they do usually um they no i'm not even going to take a guess i do they they take the extra skin from your ears and put it on your butt it's the reverse of most surgeries skin it's how you grow a tail. Yes, exactly. Perfectly correct. No, they literally just clip your earlobes off and then sew them together. Like the bits that's left.

If they get really big, it's crazy. Would you pay for that surgery? So that's not including the $30,000? Yes, I'll pay for that. I'll stick with $30,000. I feel like that's... I mean, it's a low number but like it's still pretty high.

It's still $30,000. I don't know. I expected more. I expected more money, but I shouldn't have because your name is Publis. I don't like – No, you're a little crazy. Exactly. Publis.

Classic PL move, you know? But like I feel – I just think like that's still a significant amount of money. And I don't like when people give the hypotheticals of, like, how much money would it take to do this, and the person immediately says, like, oh, a million dollars. Like, no, probably not. Like, I'll sit here and think. I'll give you a nice range, or a number, I guess, since I didn't give you a range. Rooks, what's your number?

Also, I would like to say, i did a lot of research on articles first off i had no clue what y'all were just talking about because i was so trying to like find this stuff i just came back and you guys were talking about tails and shit i don't know what's going on um i the only thing i could find was smaller gauges take three to four weeks and then everything is just like if you want a bigger gauge make sure you take your time and you're like comfortable as you're doing it like it's there's no like timeline it doesn't seem like a full year you have to wait to upgrade brother yeah no um but for me to for me to gauge for like a year i'd like i agree with cory i really like the um idea of for a hypothetical

not saying something ridiculous because in reality if I just gauge my ears for one year and then I could fix it like I mean it's not that big of a deal I'll take fucking yeah I like I like where he's at I would say a little more though like I would probably say like 50k 50 to 75

you know but um okay I like a 50 to 75 range right there i don't need anything more than that i like the real answers because i appreciate that because like i don't if your ears did get ginormous which i they will i found some more info on it while you guys are talking to um if they got like two three inches wide i feel like you'd have to bump that you'd double that number again because then you do have to like cut your earlobes off sew them together to like actually fix it and then i feel like you just don't have any earlobe left it's just a little weird um the timeline i found though was for the first couple it's one to two months then it's two to three months after it

and then it's three to four months for the next size after that and in like a year ish you would get to a like a eight or a 4g size which that's five millimeters it's not it's five millimeter it's like i don't know if you can see this photo it's the third one from the right the small side easy claps you can like barely see through i'm surprised it's like that tiny dude there's so many kids i feel like our generation in middle school everyone gauged their ears and not many people kept them but a couple people who kept them through high school they were gross and huge i just feel like what do your earlobes give you you know like if the if my earlobes are like fucked up like oh okay i guess like at the

end of the day if i if i did go through that bet and i was like okay you gave me thirty thousand dollars and then i eventually just like get the surgery and my earlobes are a little smaller like is that what the end result would be like yeah i have to go through the hassle of having surgery but like it's my earlobes like i would expect not to like die and bleed out it doesn't seem like a very invasive surgery it's like extra skin that they just remove you know yeah there's not really too big of a downside except you have to wear them the entire year my shot at playing dumbo in the school play is out the window but like that's about it you know big time the vibe would be before you get the surgery like could you do could you have

them do a surgery where they just snip it so then you got two like danglies on each side because then you got a meat you have a mean jar jar binks look like for halloween like you're vibing like you don't even need anything else like especially if you're someone that has like a goofy looking face you got these jar jar binks ears you're vibing you just gotta wear a vest and like khaki pants what goofy person is like I'm already goofy looking so I'm gonna go full into it like that's like so much self

realization there that they're like oh yeah I'm going full goofball hey some people do that I swear there's a Dragon Ball Z character that has earlobes that are like a foot long would you pierce your ear after doing that so you have long danglies and then you put studs in the bottom oh so like on the bottom of the danglies have like

some studs looking like a chandelier out here um or just studs the whole way up so just fit as i think that'd be kind of tough i mean you'd you'd get a lot of questions, and I feel like if you have longer hair, too, it'd be kind of an inconvenience. Now I'm thinking about it, too. Dude, imagine you're sitting in the car, and you have a seatbelt on, dude, and that thing dangles and just latches onto the fabric of the seatbelt. Like, oh, man, fuck.

No, I'm not studying them. That's too much hassle. That's way too much hassle. If I did the gauge, I could use my gauge. Gauge holes sounds weird, but I could use the gauge holes for hanging ornaments on for the holiday party. And so there you go. There's a pro. Dry your laundry off of it.

No, I think get a little chain, connect the two, and then you got a little like chin strap. It looks like you're wearing a helmet, but your helmet's just your ears on your head. But like, I don't want it to be like yank. I don't want it. Like I already like went through the process slicing these things. I don't want them like pull. Like I want them dangling, you know, I want them showing their natural beauty off. I don't want to hinder them, you know.

Is it natural if you're like slicing up your lobes though? I feel like that's manipulated cavemen had rocks they could have done it cavemen had rocks that's a great point for thank you yeah i forgot about that i you know good great point maybe maybe i'll test this you know your boy does have an ear piercing himself like maybe i'll just start gauging it we'll see what happens dude speaking of christmas present i'm gonna buy you some gauges or one because you only have one right yeah it's my love speaking of clairs the funniest like thing to me ever about clairs going into so my senior year high school like i got it done my

freshman year high school wore it into my sophomore year junior year i was like why am i wearing an earring and then senior year i was like okay we're bringing the stud back it's time to it's senior year let's ball out um going into college i was like oh i'm low on earrings like i wonder if people wear earrings at college so i went to claire's super sneakily like i was like you think i was like robbing something from claire's i was like a high school senior i have like my hood up i like looked both ways like walked into claire's grabbed like the 30 pack of like diamond studs and rang it up and sprinted out which like first off like where the fuck else are you gonna buy earrings dude like relax um amazon yeah whatever but i bought that shit and i showed up freshman year with like 30 stud

earrings and i didn't wear it i was like i'm gonna see if anyone else is wearing it didn't see one fucking earring the entire like first day orientation went and just threw them shits in the trash with the swiftness those things were just done immediately i was like well that was fun while it lasted but now it's a cool party trick now i just have like an ear piercing so say i've never seen you wear one throughout college but it was your party trick of just like once you're drunk enough and some girls like messing with their earrings you're like hey give me that for a second you just like put it in your ear and walk away it's like all right yeah when people are like people like oh you haven't worn it like because mine's permanent now like i wore it consistently enough that it's like it's not closing up so

everyone like see like people would ask like oh like can you still wear stuff like you haven't worn it in years like yeah just let's do this and i'm wearing a fucking like big ass hoop like there's multiple pictures of me at tailgates with just the dangliest of dangly earrings on i picture that it heals every time but you just don't feel the pain anymore hey man you got that erin tattoo on your thigh now it's like you turn into a titan you're just poking yourself dude well it'd be sick it's my turn into a titan and then i had a huge diamond stud that somehow got big just like like when i was like small and then i got big and it like grew again that'd be sick you gotta get the barry bonds cross earring oh the dangly one

fuck barry bonds oh man that man was so roided up that man was just fucking off the goop that dude's a king of roids allegedly yeah no not no barry bonds it's not allegedly no i mean we can't be doing that out here we can't be making accusations like that we're not pretty sure he's never caught pretty sure he's never caught my bad barry if you're listening barry bonds to come out here they're gonna track us down i haven't done enough research my bad dude didn't he got he got in the league and didn't his head get significantly bigger? It's like, what fucking lift are you doing, Barry? Why is your head increasing size?

He's doing school. 20 sups every day. That's all it takes? Is there any way to do negative sups to make your head smaller? Because I would really like to just go the other way with my head size. Just bows?

You're just a really respectful person call those person we call those do i say something backward look at everyone just go puss and like look down and step up just puss puss uh i feel like a lot of people in the south would have really big necks if that was true and they don't so what all right? All right. So it's Wednesday. No, kids, kids on the football team would say that a lot. Puss? Sup? Yeah. No.

Sup or puss? Which one? Both of them. Sometimes they would say sup, puss. Honestly, probably. Yeah. You never had anyone say that? It's not like at you, but like.

I just feel like that's the most like bullied brian it's just the most classic like sup puss and then they like smack your lunch out of your hand they give you a wedgie and then just walk away it's like this shit i never understand in the like middle school and high school movies where kids just like sup nerd and just like shove someone in like not physically into the locker but just pushes them and they hit the wall and shit it's like what did you even accomplish there man like this kid's not like what's the why i don't know i digress start your dominance man it's the uh the dennis method they're just ahead of their time i guess man

what was your favorite day to get bullied in high school tuesday wednesday my nipples are hard now number one remove your bra i like nuts this in my butt i'm ready to go golf is a sexy thing my dick will go like and just flip inside out and it'll turn into a vagina me hi boys intercourse pennsy You leave the butter in the crack. Why is my spaghetti fizzy? I want to kiss you on the mouth, baby. God damn, he's so good. Dad calls me big time.

Ah, ah, ah. Wow, wow, wow. Booty. Of course, it makes me dookie. If you just wanted to slurp something and then spit it back out. And then I swallow. I want to die. Raw dog and lower.

A kid's turkey based on nipples. You just got slopped. The rock's dick has anchor arms. I think I got to get out of here. Wednesday, My D Wednesday, my dudes. Episode 70. Zach's out this week getting an STD test and brushing up on his health class knowledge. Good luck. But we got the usual crew with a special guest. Pube Lice is here.

Welcome. What is up, you guys? It's your boy, Pube Lice, on the sticks. How's the lice treating you uh pubic yeah as it should be uh we also have rooks hey how's your pubes my pubes are lice free currently nice i thought you were gonna say licey if anybody here if anybody here has questions is the why we're calling pubic lice pubic lice uh you don't miss out on episode 69 go back and listen and then come back here to this point you idiot uh and i am brian so as always how's your week pubelice

start us off man i don't know i kind of like it yeah there should be a permanent thing it'll stick it'll stick uh so last wednesday i went out to the pirates yankees game which was the most filled i've ever seen that stadium and for obvious reasons because it was the yankees and it was a wednesday like it was absurd to me how i've never seen music wait wait what the my nipples are hard now number one remove the whole thing just gonna like hit it anytime anybody says that day of the week nice i mean you kind of have to i mean yeah i hit it hard i wish i said that before but hey it's my week and i'm giving the recap um but i went out with uh with judd uh rauker for his 64th birthday and he was the first returning 64 which was uh monumental big milestone big congrats it was cool um and then th I just like stayed in because Friday morning, hopped on Spirit Airlines flight direct to Vegas.

Classic. For Dylan Rothstein's bachelorette. Got him. Weekend. So they already got there Thursday. And so I was showing up a little late, but they just like gambled Thursday night. And I hopped off, got to the hotel. The elevator was like broken. And this is like Vegas.

So it was New York, New York, which is like not a bad hotel. But so like the elevator, there's only like four, but two of them only go to the R level. So there's just like this massive line. They had to run down the key. Like I had to run down the key like i had to run up change then we turned around went out golfing in 110 degree weather which honestly what sounds a lot worse than it actually was there's like a breeze and because it was that hot there's like nobody there so we like took six of us and we're like going at our own pace and we bought out the

freaking inventory of the cart girl. Like she came over on hole like nine and we're like, how many waters do you have? And she's like, I think she had like, I got three for every person. So 18, we had like 18 waters, a couple beers, but we were actually pretty smart. Played like best ball and then went to the pool afterwards uh i should have taken a nap i mean at this point it was like already going going pretty late for your boy because of the time change but rallied what did we do we like just went out to eat afterwards and then i was like trying to go out to like to gamble my life away and thank god i

didn't because my track record is horrendous so i can't imagine how much money i would have actually lost if i went out that night so i went up around like midnight the guys gambled i think they did okay i think they were like up like 500 collectively which is pretty good woke up saturday went to the nba summer league which was like my second ever nba event um that's so wild your second event ever is fucking summer league it was cool though it was actually like a lot of fun people were just like going in and out but we made we made our like four bets before because we crazy enough you can't bet yes brian do you know a single player that played um uh uh home what the hell is the lanky guy yeah chet holgrim he you guys you guys he looked not good you guys saw huevos banchero too right yeah we saw him was he the first overall pick or like

i can't remember we saw the top three drop i looked over at dylan and asked him give me one player on each team because we saw a total of two games and a quarter of the next one so i was like give me one player on each team that's like a prospect to watch and so it was like number five on the magic i think was like the first overall pick it was like i have the numbers but that means nothing um But you guys will appreciate this. So one, weird enough, you can't, I guess it's not weird, but you can't bet on FanDuel or DraftKings or like any of your normal like online betting sites

because like, I'm assuming they want- You have to use the Vegas ones. Yeah, but like, but even the Vegas ones, you have to go to casinos, like specific casinos to like validate that you can bet. So we just like placed bets at the casino instead of doing it online which was great because then i didn't live bet so probably saved me a lot of money so the first game i obviously lost i like bet the over on something

and then the sec or no i bet the sixers to win which dumb and then the second game which was the one we were at i bet the under of like 172 and i was like it was a lock for the second game, which was the one we were at, I bet the under of like 172. And I was like, it was a lock for the whole game until like the very end of the third quarter. And then they just like start making it rain threes. And I was like, we were all like locked in on each other's bets, like paying attention to them. And they were just like, oh, you'll be fine.

You'll be fine. Like all of them know basketball. It'll be fine. Like they won't do this. It's fine. And then they like, we get down to like two minutes left. They, if it's like, if they get like 18 points or something, like I lose the bet. It eventually gets to like, we're coming up with all these scenarios because there's like

four points left, like 10 seconds left. They're like, it's not going to happen. It's fine. They inbound the ball. Of course they get two. Then they start fouling. But the last play of the game was they inbound the ball with like five seconds left. They turn the ball over, which if the team just fouled, it would have gotten two shots and I would have won my bet because that would have been a game.

But the team inbounded the ball. They turned it over. They pass it off to whoever like the number two overall pick was on their team. And he drains a three at the buzzer to go into overtime and i lost the bet it was so upsetting pain it's crazy how accurate they are i hate it scores and stuff for specifically like basketball too like some sports where it's like hockey there's like okay the final score is between zero and ten you can guess and you'll have a 10 chance of like kind of figuring it out but like basketball the numbers you could score like 140 or like 60 like it's such a wider range that like i don't know i thought like summer league

like they're gonna be like like some scrubs out there so i was like that's a high over under like let's go under and fuck me right so uh then we went out to dinner and like you know like dylan's like send send off dinner i don't know what you call it like you know the main like nice dinner which was nice the deflowering dinner yeah i and definitely not that and it was no that's um yeah but we were in vegas too so like during the day we're like we should see a show and uh do you know the the jing yang from silicon valley he's like the jimmy o yang yeah he's a comedian so we saw him i'm so jealous it was like in like a smaller like comedy it was it was it was a hotel like venue but like it still really wasn't that big so it was like comedy club size ish maybe a little bit bigger um hilarious though his dad was there

so if you watch his netflix special or amazon special i think it was something like that he like talks a lot about him and so he did again and then he was like turn the lights on and his dad was there so that was kind of cool um i'm so mad you got to see him you told me you're like oh i went to a show but i'll tell you about on the podcast i was either expecting one jabberwockies because that would be sick or two i think katie perry has a residency there right now we looked she wasn't there no and i and by we i think brian like a month ago you and i looked because i didn't look with dylan i know that like could you imagine if... Yeah, we're like, we're joking.

What if we're just there, and we're like, we're kidding about going? She's like, dude, it'd be crazy if we went to Katy Perry. Well, like, if I went, and I'm the only one who wants to go see Katy Perry, like, I just go, and I go see Katy Perry, like, I split up. Dude, FaceTime me, I would have stayed with you the entire time. You guys know what would be so dumb? Like, if we just went and saw Katy Perry. Dude, the boys trip in Vegas, man.

But we could see Katy Perry. Should we do it? Tickets are like $30. I mean, it's fine. It'd be so dumb. It'd be so fucking stupid. We can't do that. I got tickets, though. SeatGeek. 20% off.

Use code IWMD To get tickets It's not gonna work Dude I would Yeah dude Don't do that But try it But You can try it

It probably won't work Yeah If it does Let us know Yeah But anyway Great show We need to use that

Great show Then we Like I finally got to like Actually gamble that night Because I was exhausted The night before And I St got to like actually gamble that night. Cause I was exhausted the night before and I stuck to a budget, only a hundred dollars plates of blackjack actually didn't do bad, but lost all of it because I put like $60 down and just like played for an hour.

I was only ever up like 30. So I was like, I'm not going to cash out at 30. So we just played for an hour, but we went to bed. The other the other group had a like half of the group had a flight out at six in the morning so they were like we're just gonna play like all the way through and then like just stay up and go they we were like if you guys win big like wake us up like when you come back whatever so we get woken up at like four in the morning and harry and matt are like dylan thinks that he had like a fever dream because he was like i don't remember like he was like i vaguely remember something but like i don't i don't know like i have no details and gary was like i had like i

don't think they like came in at all and i was like guys they came in at four in the morning and said they won like 800 like 850 on craps and so i think as a group we came out positive obviously not because of me but like good great weekend like we packed up on sunday like just went home you know had like a crumb sunday on the way back which was a what crumb the fuck is a crumb sunday zach said it multiple times on this podcast he says he feels like a crumb He was a crumb You can make the connection It's not that far off

I'm just gonna ask again You haven't given me a definition What the fuck is a crumb sundae You're lazy You're a bum You're doing nothing You're a crumb You're sitting on the couch

You're in between the cushions on the couch You're a crumb It's a dessert You know like theumb. You're sitting on the couch. You're in between the cushions on the couch. You're a crumb. Got it. It's a dessert. You know, like the crumble donuts? It's that on ice cream. Crumb sundae? I'm about it.

Yeah, that actually sounds kind of bang and low-key. Right. Sorry. Continue. I don't know. That was mostly it. Taught Claire Blackjack on Monday. And so me, Cooper, and Claire played Blackjack.

How did Cooper do Cooper do actually better than Claire god damn it mm-hmm is that legal I don't know but uh I'm gonna give my weekend five lemonades in one almost married Dylan oh did you almost marry him in Vegas? He was the one who got away. Was it last Friday night? Yeah. It was at his deflowering.

Oh, jeez. I got it. I got it. I'm sure this has happened before, but that's such a tough look, going to Vegas for your bachelor or bachelorette and just marrying somebody in Vegas during it. Like that's definitely happened before, right?

One hundred and ten percent. Someone's gotten wasted and married somebody. We can make it happen. Oh, I feel that's awful anyway. Oh, I feel like Vegas weddings are very quickly annulled. Like there's definitely like after you get married in like a Elvis chapel in Vegas. They like make you go next door to a place where like you annul a marriage. Like you sure?

For sure. There's like eight rooms of that in a row. They stamp the document like at the altar, but like at the end of the fucking at the end of the church, they have just like a paper shredder, like just in case you're like, you can just drop it in there and act like it never happened. You know, there's like erasable pens that's what they use so when you side it's like a little white out thing over it well i was thinking white out but yeah uh it's on a sticky note all right rooks who'd you get married to this weekend i got married to the game this weekend your boy played two rounds of golf this weekend um we stopped golfing this much friday went out to the course had a ball it's a it's like a tradition now my dad thinks it's like

hilarious that me and it's me him and johnny baseball my dad thinks it's so funny to buy like the little uh fireball shooters for us like he brought it like one round and we were like what the fuck and then now he does it every time like every round he buys like these fireball shooters and we're like dude this sucks ass but um it was like a hundred degrees and fucking musty dude the mud butt was crazy but played a very very very good round like a very good round um big big uh warning for everyone that plays golf out there if you show up to play with people and you're like yeah I'm gonna play

from the tips for anyone that doesn't know the tips is the back tees the most difficult tees if you walk up and you're like yeah I'm gonna play from the tips and then you can't keep the fucking ball in play like don't play from the tips we had this random with us who's like yeah I'm gonna play from the tips his first drive goes out of bounds.

His next shot goes in a bunker. It takes him three shots to get out of the bunker. And then he like, he got an eight on every hole. I was like, bro, like you like step up. I love the confidence.

I was just like, what are you doing? Yeah. You have a tailor made hat on, but that doesn't mean you can play fucking golf. My guy. I mean, in his defense,

it doesn't matter if he steps up, he's still gonna just slice it into the well so but here's the thing though is like that's what you think like that's what like that's the typical misconception with it but it's like the court the holes are laid out so it's like people's typical like distance like the average distance from like the blacks would be like in more trouble than it would if you were up in the blues like it's just fair just don't like if you're getting fucking eight every hole like just don't play from the blacks that's all i'm gonna say like that's it um but yeah had a good round friday played a pretty decent course slammed some tacos after then saturday your boy

had a me day you know mr worldwide's been internationally traveling i mean ocean city maryland like last month you know we've been all over the map um but i needed a day just to like mellow out and just relax get my feedback under me a little bit so just chilled saturday and then sunday played played golf again sunday came out i was like i had a great round friday i'm going to fucking kill it today. We play this hard course. I got bent over for four hours, man. This course had me fucking,

that thing was just smacking my ass. And I was just like, I can't do anything about this. I'm just getting worked over right now. It was brutal. Um, hitting your hoop. Yeah. Oh my God.

Straight up my hoop. Um, you're getting, you're getting a full on prostate prostate exam at that place but uh but yeah it was it was a tough round sunday sunday i was i was ready to go home like halfway through the round i was like this fucking sucks but overall good weekend golf's a game up and downs you know but i was i got my feet back under me we're chilling um i'm gonna give my weekend uh i'll give it three fireball shooters.

Three! Solid. I feel like your dad stole that move from Corey's dad. I feel like it's a dad move, just in general. Hefe's notorious for sneaking in fireball shooters to Penn State games. I think it's just all Jeff's. Yeah, it's just a Jeff thing. That is true. We wouldn't get it.

Unless it's a pubelice thing, I wouldn't get it. He wants this nickname, man. He's leaning into this shit. He wants this nickname. I'm fine with it. Do you think fireball would cure pubelice i feel like it has to at least it would only make it would definitely burn something it would make

the life stronger i feel like the lice would like fucking they'd start like mutating they turn into like a demogorgon or some shit like they would be fucking maybe off the goop they'd start lifting weights start pledging frats and just get ginormous yeah exactly dude delta chi no wait fucking uh phi phi lambda dude pl pubelice oh well five lambda all right you know we're gonna get a second nickname now i've oh my god everyone's gonna make fun of me because phi lambda phi is fucking supposed to be an F. What is... Psi? Man, we're fucking...

Is it Psi? Pube Lice. If you can't tell, none of us are in a fucking fraternity. I don't know if you can just tell from that right there. I don't know Greek. Big time Jeeds over here. It's fine. Hey, I think I had it right.

Yeah, no, it's fine. All right, Pube Lice. We can move on from that. Would it be Pi? Yes. Yes, it's fine. All right, Pube Lace. We can move on from that. Would it be Pi? Yes. Yes, it's Pi. It's Pi. Then what's Psi?

Psi is like S, right? But isn't like P-S? You do your weekend, Brian. I'm going to look it up. No, S is Sigma. Psi is maybe like Z or something. Man, I'm not fucking Greek. I don't know, bro.

What's your weekend? Z is Zeta. Ah, fuck! I'm in the Indianapolis. I got to see Jeremy and Megan. Oh, what is it? Ro. R-H-O, but it looks like a P. Yeah, it's a little P. It looks like a P, but...

It doesn't smell like a P. Whatever. How was your weekend? How's Indy? I'm in Indy. Got to see Jeremy and Megan, which is great. Last time I saw them was their wedding. I sort of barely got to talk to them.

We sat down to eat. I didn't eat my food because I was talking too much. I was like, this is the first time I've ever had this happen to me um so we had a lot of catching up to do lots of stories to tell they're great very much the same great human beings we're going to trivia thursday it's gonna be great um their house is beautiful very jealous that like you can buy a gorgeous ginormous place in indianapolis that's how it goes like a cheap amount of money but dude indy's tiny it's like definitely the downtown's way smaller than pittsburgh yeah which i'm shocked

from i don't know i expected to be big but from the big 10 championship i remember being small like the first because the first night we kind of like after going out me teddy and hicky and uh today's little brother walked around like yeah it's not that big of a space like it's like a couple blocks either way and that's kind of it there's like a couple big buildings and that's it because like they have an nba team they have an nfl team they have the indie 500 like track they have a lot of like big things yeah but there's nothing else built around it so it's weird um my airbnb oh so this is very last minute. So I just like book something.

Didn't realize there's zero reviews on this place. So it's a little janky. When I showed up, it was like 11 p.m. I drove six hours. So I was like delirious. I walked in, opened the bedroom door, like throw my crap down, like look for the bathroom. I can't find it. Like come out to the living room, open all the doors.

It's like a closet. That's not the bathroom. Go to like the kitchen. There's like two doors it's like a closet that's not the bathroom go to like the kitchen there's like two doors bathroom still not in there i'm like is there not a bathroom in this place so i like look on the like airbnb listing and doesn't say that there's a bathroom because like i'm assuming that's just a default like you don't have to specify there's gonna be a bathroom and i'm like freaking out like is there literally not a bathroom here so like go in the hallway i'm like maybe it's like a dorm maybe there's like a communal bathroom for some reason walk all throughout this building there's flies everywhere this place is gross but there's also

like no one living here like walk around there's not a bathroom walk back in here walk around for like 15 minutes opening every door the bathroom door when you open the bedroom the bedroom door covers it because it's like in the corner behind it and the bathroom door is half the size of a normal door so it's the middle of the night i just drove for so long and i'm like just could not find this thing for 15 minutes i was freaking out i was like if there's just not a bathroom in this entire place for the entire like two weeks i'm here i'm gonna be so pissed that's a tough air b&b booking right there yeah you want you wonder why this place has zero reviews there's no fucking bathroom but it's like it's like a sort of normal place other than that i was like there's no way there's just not a bathroom in here uh so i it was bad i was freaking out for a minute but we're good

we're back um went to a concert on saturday night um and it's this band that's like from canada when they're playing they're like yeah we've been touring three years because of covid and they've never been to indie before there was 35 people at this concert i counted every single one of them it was so tiny big numbers guy well i was just like i've been to another concert that was pretty small but it was like 50 or 60 people and this one was even like i walked in there's like four dudes on the left and like 10 people on the right and like a chick like collecting people and this was even like i walked in there's like four dudes on the left and like 10 people on the right and like a chick like collecting tickets and i was like

oh so i walked up though i was like i love this band though like they're good on spotify all their songs have like millions of hits and then like they just like kind of like are part of the crowd during it too it was like kind of cool to see but also like you feel bad because you like want them to have a big crowd because you're like yeah they're good at what they do they need to be paid for this um but it was kind of sick though but like my one favorite song no one was into except for me apparently so like i don't know people in indianapolis are weird uh but that was fun um got to go see thor with jeremy and as well Natalie Portman greater than greater than sign greater than sign greater than sign she's great if you didn't know her biceps in that movie

look them up it's great those things are hanging respectfully those things are hanging disrespectfully she but yeah I got to drive and walk around downtown and got to see the like indie 500 track and everything like that so it'll be interesting i have like not a lot of plans for here because i wasn't planning on being here but we'll figure it out it's a short time good to see jeremy and megan a lot so you should find uh abe lincoln huh i'm gonna i'm not trying to shade indiana here but like i just feel like not much to do is kind of their mo you know yeah i'm happy i'm not here that long i wasn't planning on being here

i told my aunt i was like yeah this place kind of tiny she's like oh so it's not on the list to move to i was like never on the list to move that was not jeremy and megan if you listen i apologize for the indiana slant oh and zach's not going to be happy either. You got to watch out. We already lost Barry Bonds this episode. You don't want to lose all of Indiana. Sorry, guys. And then Burn got rid of the South last episode. Oh, I'm good riddance.

Whatever. Get them out of here. Nah, Indiana's cool. They're saying they like living here. All their friends moved here from college. So I would live here if literally every one of my friends. It's cheap. And you could just hang out.

If I could buy a house and all my friends would be on the same street, I would kind of move anywhere. That'd be tough. As long as it's not a dumpster fire. Did you make Wifflepalooza? Publice? No. When is Wifflepalooza? I don't know.

I think it was in July at one point, like last year or the year before palooza i don't know i think it was in july at one point like last year or the year before or something i don't know the greatest spectacle in all of sports that we still have yet to be at that's true i did get some bp and in chicago so i'm kind of warmed up yeah you did i still want to i really i really want to see zach take a baseball swing if burns swing is better than zack's like if he puts you way above him on the list, like, so like,

I think Zach didn't do himself any favor because Paul, you're the same height as him. So like there was a, so on, there's a setting for the height and he didn't change it at all until later. The ball literally hit the plate at one point. So he was swinging for the ground because that's where the ball was. And then after that, man, no, but after that first time he's like yeah i'm good

i'm not gonna go again so then we figured out you could change the setting so then it was like easier because i was doing the same thing at first and my swing's not great i was i was hamming up the i was exaggerating how bad it was because like that what I have to do. It's not going to look good. The dude that struck out in t-ball. I'm just going to go to the batting cages as much as Rooks goes golfing. What if I just came on and my update was like, I was at the batting cage for eight hours this weekend. Dude, I've been kind of sick, man. I would love to just go to a batting cage.

I'm getting fucking sidetracked. Burton, finish your weekend. I rate my weekend Natalie Portman's biceps respectfully disrespectful well no i would just i would go to a fucking i'd go to um a batting cage thing is like i don't know if like around here it's all like four kids playing baseball like i don't think i could just roll up to a batting cage with like a six pack and be like hey can i take some cuts in here like is that cool you just gotta put it in like a gatorade like squirt bottle and just sit there like slugging down some beer nobody knows the first fucking squirts like all foam dude it's just the top of the beer i just would love to see like

a little league kid next to you swinging and you hit one and you're just like gone forever Aaron Hernandez just yell all those out the entire time you're there also just reminds me happy Gilmore just go stand in front take a couple to the chest yeah wait I just we have to do this for the holiday party instead of the rehearsal dinner we have a birthday for rooks and we do it at a batting cage and we put his picture up like at the bar at that one yeah except it's gonna be december so like you can you can literally do this and you can ask you can ask my mom for fucking like pictures of me playing baseball and she could give you like 50 photos of me like you know the classic baseball picture where you're

holding the bat over your shoulder and yeah if you don't think i'm writing this down currently i see your typing yeah super random fucking tangent oh my god this just unlocked a core memory for me when i was in middle school i got like i got those like fucking you know how you could get like your picture for baseball like i just talked about yeah they would make like playing cards yeah yeah this is so embarrassing i'm about 90 sure i gave one to one of my middle school girlfriends and signed it and i was like this is gonna be worth something someday i love that man we have some confidence i stopped playing baseball after sophomore year of fucking high school

holy shit i run yeah it's gonna be worth a lot you ever heard of an underwriter before the rookie cards are going for millions. You need to call her up and be like, hey, crazy question. I'm going to tell you right now, definitely not doing that. What's her number? I'll call her right now. We'll get her on live. I don't know, but I actually don't know. Not going for that? Okay, that's fine. I genuinely don't. I don't know but i actually don't know not going for that okay it's fine i genuinely don't

i don't know um also burns uh burns weekend got me thinking what's like is that the weirdest concert you've ever been to you go to concerts alone all the time like is that the weirdest like kind of layout you've ever been to or have you been to one that's like stranger things sorry i'll say i went to another one that was really small but like it was bigger than that like i said like 40 50 60 people maybe um it was the only weird part was like they were eating food at dose outside of the venue so i was walking to the concert it was cool though but i was like i stopped because they're like eating on like the thing like facing the window facing the street and i like stopped i was like hey and i waved at them and then i just like walked up the stairs to go

to their concert um i don't know that was weird but other than that no i most of my concerts have been pretty normal i don't know there's been a lot of like bad weather and stuff um strange people hit on you a lot of people that like um big josh pits people get hurt big josh groban everyone everyone loves josh gregory joshy channeling that energy um now just there's i've seen people in wheelchairs being um crowd surf oh that's always sick. That's always so cool. Have you guys ever crowd surfed before? No. I really want to.

I feel like I'm going to lose all my stuff. How's the same in pockets? That's always my concern. I'm way too wide of a person to stand up and point at people and be like, hey, catch my big ass. No one's signing up for the crowd it depends on the crowd how close you are to the end if you're really close to the end you can get like four dudes that kind of just pick you up and carry you to the front and it's over

that literally that reminds me when we were in when we were at penn state we were at fucking levels one of the best shows i've ever seen in my life there's so i have so many pictures from it from the facebook from levels of facebook we saw danny avila who's unbelievable but his set was crazy and there was this big ass dude next to me and we were like fist bumping in the front the whole time this dude is at least like he's like six five like probably 280 he keeps going like it's my birthday and shit this fucking uh one of the djs who played before was on stage and then he was like yo come up like and pulled him on a stage first off yeah this guy like the stage at levels is like probably like up to like waist to chest this guy just like he doesn't like climb up

he literally just steps up like that's how big this motherfucker is and this dude gets on stage and like the guy's like fist bumping with a dj and then he looks at this fucking group the girl the people next to me it's like nine sorority girls who are all probably like a hundred pounds soaking wet and this guy points and he's like you got me and we're we all look at each other like and i'm like yeah i got you bro this fucker jumps i get all of his fucking leg weight and there's like nine girls holding up just his like torso and this guy is like his body like his feet his like head is like an inch from the ground and i'm like holding his legs up it's like we're fucking spotting him to do a somersault or some shit it's like what the

fuck is going on here shit was so he was on the ground like eight seconds into the stage dive and he got it back up he was like thank you guys that was the best i was like was it like that you you just laid down in like piss and beer but they like so they like essentially just like brought him to the floor is that like essentially what it was a big time it was just it was literally just his trust fault. Like we caught him and we just put him down on the ground. We gained his trust. That's all it was. Dude, anyone that stage dives, I don't know how you have the balls to do it.

I've seen so many people just dive and no one touch them. And they just face, it looks so painful. And even if no one touches you, half the people aren't paying attention. You just slam in your head to someone else's head who's not paying attention to you. It's crazy i remember though weirdest concert easily modest yahoo at penn state yeah at indigo it was purim which is a jewish holiday and he's like pretty much like a hasidic jew and so like they're just played a normal concert though and then then like, he didn't play as like one big song. What is like one day?

Yeah. One day. Yeah. That's okay. I lay under the moon. Yo, best two K song. That was an NBA two K.

I think like 11 best fucking video game album that exists. Sorry. Shout out. Um, but he didn't play that song. And then he like was halfway through like one of his last songs. And he like invited someone else on stage to read from the Torah while he was singing his last song still. And then he finished his last song.

But like the beat for the song kept going. And the guy was still reading from the Torah for the next 10 minutes. And it's just like, is it over? So it was like just Jude in hebrew with like a trap beat behind it and then the beat ended and you just kept reading from the torah and people were just like didn't know whether they could leave or not and it just we just slowly walked out the back it's so wild that shit wasn't levels yeah and it's like the one club at penn state that i or it wasn't level it was indigo oh okay yeah even more even weirder actually yeah i bet you all left and then he played one day

he like waited for everybody to leave he's like this is for my real people like this is where the people that understood what i was talking about probably just for every guy that read from the toro is the only one there dude we walked out so bewildered it was like decent up until that and then we just that's the oddest way to end a concert cory what's the weirdest concert you've been to have you been any strange ones uh not really like strange just like brian like low attendance is strange because it's like so atlas genius i saw which is i think they're an australian band right yeah yeah so i saw them at the rex brian down in like in south side and i went with uh with dan they're the ones that do trojan trojan yeah trojans is great banger

absolute banger i went with uh dan big hole guy. And, like, I think it was, if I had to estimate, it was, how many people, like, probably fit in the racks? Like, 300, maybe? Yeah, sure. So, it was, like, I would probably guess at most 90 people. Like, at most, though. Like, I remember being, like, there's a lot of walking room like i could i could pull out any dance move i wanted and have zero like concern about other people's safety if i wanted

to sit there i can't do it if i wanted to try spinning on my head and like having my legs fully out like i would have been fine nobody would have been touched like so it felt weird because it was like this is a like this is a band that probably has three songs that i know a lot of people have heard the radio yeah yeah like top 40 yeah it was really confusing but it was still a good concert it just felt really weird at the first couple songs because it's like i want to bring enough energy to match the lack of people here but then not everybody is like that so then it's like am i just yelling at this concert and nobody like people it's like did people expect this to be like a concert at like a park where you can just sit down with a blanket and like listen i was like

i'm i'm trying to i don't know trying to it's good it's weird well and the crowd's so small you know the band sees you so it's like if i'm standing here and i don't know trying to it's good it's weird well and the crowd's so small you know the band sees you so it's like if i'm standing here and i don't i don't know the words it's like uh intimate like it's so intimate that's why dude the concert i went to this weekend was four different bands two of them were like local openers so like no one actually knew them but even like the third band i was like i know one of your songs that's it man and i'm like there were two people deep and that's the entire crowd so like they're staring right at me i'm sorry i'm trying to guess what the words are and i'm trying to to mouth along to it but i don't

got much essential it's uh yeah it's kind of cool i've only i've only been to probably i've probably only been to two shows especially because like i go to like typically like djs and shit like i've only like yeah they're big and like people will just like and especially when we were in college like oh there's a dj playing at levels tonight like nobody knows who the fuck they are everyone just goes anyway but there is one if anybody wants to know who this person like if anyone's heard of figure he's like an insane dj that play it's like very hard dubsteppy like he likes like horror movies so he does like a remix of like horror songs it's like it's very very hard to listen to for a lot of people but i love it

it's like very fucking hard shit though but um it's my favorite type of music if anybody if anybody wants to take a listen listen to flex by figures figures remix of the song flex it's just that's the epitome of it um but i went to this show it was freshman year and i had no alcohol so i was like trying to scounge the halls of east from fucking tenor i'm like asking everybody yo like do you know where i can get booze like do you guys have any booze no one has anything i was like all right i guess i'm gonna go to this fucking concert sober which i was like i don't know if i want to do because this stuff is so ridiculous but i was like fuck it we'll do it and i end up going with uh this kid this kid who i used to go to shows with at penn state who like i only knew going to

shows with like that's the only thing like i knew the kid from and so i was like oh yeah i'll go with you they're like he said he was going i was like fuck yeah so we go we get there he immediately goes in the bathroom and takes drugs and then comes out and i am stone cold sober and he asked me if i wanted some obviously he's a good friend but i was like nah that's not my shout out but um big shout out but we walk in and like there's like like on levels dance floor there's maybe like 15 20 people and like this shit is like hard dubstep like fucking like ridiculous ridiculous music and i'm dead sober but i love it like i'm a huge fucking fan of it. So it's fucking all these drops.

There's 15 people on this dance floor. I'm definitely the only one not on psychedelic drugs. Everyone else has fucking under bites and it's like seizing. And then I'm in the middle of dance floor, just like head banging and shit. I have, I still have a picture like with me and figure after the show. Like he was so cool

and like took pictures with everybody but he's like man you were going fucking hard i was like i forgot that you can literally just look down and like pick us all out like but like when i wanted to take a picture he was like yeah man you were going a little crazy i was like yeah i'm sober this is this is a lot the fact that he could pick me out from all these people who were like drooling and he's like that guy's on something right now is just a testament to me i feel like as a dj you probably could pick out people in the crowd more than yeah there's some other there's some downtime you know yeah that's what i'm saying like some other instruments or whatever you like have breaks in between songs a little bit or like a little break instrumentally but like i'm sure as a dj you can stare at people a little bit more um yeah that's

it's sort of embarrassing but also awesome was that like your only sober concert you've been to um i can't even picture you sober at a concert i saw ajr sober um and that was that's that was literally because i was like on the verge of dying i almost didn't even fucking go which would have been a mistake because it was such a good show but i didn't go i almost didn't because I was like on the verge of dying. I almost didn't even fucking go, which would have been a mistake because it was such a good show. But I didn't go. I almost didn't go. It was like a Monday show and I was like on the verge of puking the entire day. That was I went to that one sober. I went to figure sober.

Oh, and then one of the best concerts I ever went to uh sophomore year of high school your boy went to see fucking little wayne soldier boy open for him jeremiah open for soldier boy fucking we're in nice we're at merryweather pavilion have you been there burn no but i've seen it's a full pavilion that has like a full lawn hill behind it it's like thousands and thousands of people could be here fucking jeremiah who was like popping at the time birthday sex you're welcome um he had like birthday sex and i'm a star at the time and he's performing to like six people and like there's like a little pit in the front there's like six people vibing with him i's like a little pit in the front. There's like six people vibing with them. I was like,

dude, this guy's like a big fucking artist. What the fuck? But he, he was an opener. And then Soulja Boy came out with like 70 people on the fucking stage. And then, um,

and then, uh, Lil Wayne came out and then he brought out, uh, all like all of Young Money at the time. So Drake did like a verse um fucking gotta gotta did a verse god bless that guy and then nikki minaj got booed off stage this is when nikki was like not good and she got full boot off stage bro and they had two kids in young

money like they had two like children it was little chucky and i forgot the other one they didn't get booed off stage and their children the other one's name is and i forgot the other one they didn't get booed off stage and their children the other one's name is just i forgot the other one yo that's hard but they came out and like two little kids were like fine and then nikki minaj came out and everyone's like this shit this was before she like really found her sound but like yeah it was but yeah i went to that one sober your boy to that concert i was wearing a hollister t-shirt and fucking hollister cargo shorts man your boy was thriving i can see you're in or out i want to say you're in for that one i probably wore it because i was like i'm going to a fucking

rap show dude i'm gonna throw a fucking earring and i'll be fucking you did say sophomore year you had it junior year you didn't and then senior year you did so hey this guy listens big listener guy i'm taking notes over here i'm scribing i guess and i i don't know if i remember the answer to this what's your guys like favorite set you've ever seen or like favorite concert you've ever been to oh my answer is always like one of the first ones i've been to because i wasn't like i didn't know what concerts were or what a good one was so like any little thing they would do was like wow this is crazy they're like in the crowd who would have thought um so i saw 21 pilots at 9 30 club which like 9 30 clubs a great venue because it's teeny. Yeah. But like big bands go there and they do a lot of like they he goes the singer goes in the crowd like multiple times during the concert.

Like he'll crowd surf a couple times. And then at the end or at one point they do a drum solo. He has like a platform that he puts on the crowd and you hold him in the air. He does it. And then the very end, the singer and the drummer both go in the crowd and they like hold a drum for like the finale thing and there's confetti and smoke and all this nonsense that's fucking when that's like your it was my second concert i ever went to and it was like and it's a 9 30 clip so it's teeny so like and they were like big enough that everyone there knew every word but i knew one song so as soon as the first song

came on everyone was screaming it and i was like wow i'm uh i'm out of my element like what's going on so it was sick just because i was like naive to everything going on um so that's always my like one that i talk about the most pubelice what's yours pubic uh the first one that comes to mind but like pubic lewis in the news oh i know i know why the hell did that even come to mind like what well that's the title of the episode good god man uh are we the news in this situation yes i guess yeah you guys would have to he's puby man come on puby lewis I know you said favorite and I'm gonna say a couple different ones that just like come to mind because I honestly don't know if you could like pick

a favorite but like passion pit one Brian at moving on shout out passion pit girl you hit on me I didn't realize I was distracted by the concert I love I love you uh find me um call me yeah my DMs are open I'm sure by the concert. He blacked out. I love you. Find me. Call me.

My DMs are open. I'm sure she'll be right on. Find me. Call me. In that order. Well, yeah. I don't think you could do it the other way around. Directory. But Passion Pit. My phone number is three. Continue.

Passion Pit. like their actual like set list like brian and i were pretty far in the back because it was like one of the last years of moving on i think and it was just like good like we just i don't know it was great it was bangers front to back um we saw kids eating styrofoam yeah we did see that forgot about that what uh got got hit on and uh you know just such a good concert we were like far enough back that the crowd was like dispersed a little bit yeah yeah so we had a room but we were still close enough that like it was really loud and we're like close enough to actually see everything they rooks they're handing out the little like

styrofoam sticks that you can like hit people with but they like glow in the dark or they little light thing but there's like at there's that movie at penn state so there's always just it's a free concert like yeah all the high schoolers from the area go and get drunk because it's just out in the middle of the field so it's just a bunch of drunk high school kids like in a circle styrofoam yelling at one kid to like take a bite of it bullying it was super entertaining that's definitely why it's your favorite concert yelling at one kid to like take a bite of it. Jesus Christ. Bullying. It was super entertaining. That's definitely why it's your favorite concert.

Yeah, we, I'm just going to pick every concert where people got bullied. So on that, Galantis in Vegas, Brian. Oh, wow. Such a good concert. I mean, we were exhausted, but like I still kind of loved well standing all day yeah but like i think that's a testament to like actually how good the concert was because i remember leaving it and i was like i am like if you could cut my feet off and i would know have no idea like i was numb and i loved that concert like i would love bangers only anywhere but vegas because you just actually can't move because you're jam-packed in there it sucks but their show is sick and their music's really freaking good

so yeah i agree oh it's banger all right uh the news what's your favorite concert you've been to uv lewis dude that's such a banger you're welcome um add it to the band list I think I and I don't know if I talked about on here and I'm mad that Zach's not here for this but best set like just everything was Lollapalooza last year Post Malone Post Malone closed out I think yeah day two or three in like there's there's a lot going on and just post malone spoke to my soul that day man like i was just like you know i looked around i was like everything's gonna be okay like it was just like it and it was like his first like big festival since covid so he was like on his feels too his fucking performance was great like visuals were great and we were this was like the end of

the like this was the end of the day and we had like pushed into a good spot it like there were thousands of people watching the set like it was so fucking packed in and it was nuts but i think that's my favorite set of all time like hands down my favorite set of all time um ajr put on a great fucking show that was unbelievable they're just like performers There's people who are really good musicians And there's people who are good performers It was like a whole experience It was like everything had a purpose

It was so good AJR was really good And then I'm trying to pick Like an EDM one And this one's tough Figure Figure in Penn State like an edm one oh and this one's tough uh figure yeah figure in penn state um no probably uh we saw hardwell the first time we were supposed to see hardwell your boy blacked out of the pregame um couldn't find my showed up to the fucking bjc with no id tried to open every door the

bryce jordan center around the entire uh perimeter of it and obviously didn't get into the show um but then months later or like a year later we all went to hardwell and i was fine and it just was like it's just like when it's like your favorite artist that you've listened to for years then he comes out and just like tears the fucking house down like you can't beat it yeah a man came out like and he put his fucking hands up like this and just stood there like his hands were out to the side like he was fucking jesus christ he didn't play any intro to start or anything he walked out and just like went like this and just like soaked in everybody like screaming and yelling for him like it was crazy honestly probably the craziest feeling in the world but yeah no seeing your like favorite artist that's for the first time is always sick and i'm sure the anticipation for you

because you missed the first one i mean everyone told me how fucking i had like yeah it was when we were in the meridian and i had like nites and mandy and like i had like these three kids from umd like i had all these people staying with us and then i fucking don't make it to the show and they're all the next day like dude you missed out it was fucking sick i was like yeah i know my three of my favorite fucking artists perform like the two openers two were two of my favorite djs at the time so i was fucking livid i was so pissed oh also uh honorable mention to uh shit moving on where i was in the uh thornton jersey with the mr wife mr wives oh yeah that mr wife set dude i just i've never i don't think i don't think i've

ever moved my feet more during a set and i was wearing my goddamn tims during that shit i don't think i've ever moved my feet more to set my hockey jersey in the spring too like in a crowd of people yeah like i looked like i was i looked like i was like out in the tailgating lots from like an actual football game and i just like never went home and just like waited for moving on in the spring i was just like vibing out there i just love that you talk about going to see figure and then also honorable mention mr wives like could not be any different like she gives speeches on stage about like feminism and most of the songs. They're so good, but just so opposite. Yeah.

And I would just and I would just I will give you a little open into the curtain of figure. The song I recommended right before the drop, it just goes fucker in the butt and then it drops so that's well i'll post that on twitter that's your voice music right after the uh the link for the episode so everyone can can see it i'd love to see it'll be great thank god but hey that's been episode 70 that went went by really fast, honestly. Holy shit, yeah. It's been a while. But hey, we found our rhythm again. It only took us one episode.

We're back. I did not accidentally say the C word. Let's fucking go, boys. I mean, if you're going to actually... No, no. I hate that you clipped it. Episode 69 is a good episode to mistake you can't just keep playing me saying the c word all right we could do different things here you go all right uh follow us on instagram uh twitter iwmd underscore pod uh leave us a review of

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