It’s Wednesday My Dudes - Ep. 77: Disco Dickey ft. Hickey

Episode Date: August 31, 2022

Penn State school of communications legend Ryan Julius Hickey, worldwidesportsradionetwork, graces us with his presence this week as we talk about getting branded, college football tryout stories, and a sports broadcaster tournament for the ages.   Rate us 5 stars on Spotify! and leave a review and rate on Apple Podcasts! Links here to follow on social media! and find other places to listen!

And here we... Before the episode starts, I just want to say apologies. We had some technical difficulties, so we sound like we're talking through the world's first telephone for the entire episode. So that's annoying, but enjoy. And we have it figured out for next time, though, so it won't happen again.

Go. All right. Question for everybody would you ever get a brand not like a brand like a like a brand logo not a brand deal like the hot iron like yeah hot iron like tattoo type deal you know like all frat dudes not all frat dudes but like it seems like it's only frat dudes have like every one of them have it wait it's uh isn't that that's like a isn't that like a like um yeah it's that it's fucking late i'm just five past that i'm fucking my bad uh like usually get like their letters or something right yeah yeah uh so malcolm jenkins has a horseshoe on his arm um yeah so i guess um frat god uh over here it's an omega not a horseshoe

i'm passing on you right now uh do you get so is it like a professional or is it like me with a stick that i'm thinking okay no, no. Okay. No, like we're going complex, whatever you want, any shape, any size. I don't really know like what the limits are on burning yourself, but like, you know. Is there something out of it for me? And don't say you get branded because like if any of us wanted to get branded, we'd all have brands right now. So I feel like you have to have a positive. The first part of the question was just would anyone get one and then i quickly realized we're all gonna say no so then the follow-up is if you had to what would you get because yeah this is it's a pretty low stakes

question here it's pretty across the board i think everyone's just gonna be like yeah no fuck that no intro music let's go but no if you're forced to get one, let's say like your whole shoulder size, what are you getting? Corey Eagles? Mascot? Hickey? There's too much detail. If you get a horseshoe. I was thinking about it. I'm going to get a horseshoe. It'd be easy.

People would think you're in a frat though. I don't know if that's complicated. Or if that's a pro. Hickey was in a fr wasn't what are you talking about if you're in a frat quimbo's in a frat rook so you should get that gdi right gdi there you go i just now it's that's pretty true there's your brand like oh that would be that would be so goofy but like no you'd be i think that's the most gdi thing you could do is probably yeah uh i got one so we talked about it on the podcast right the subway if you tattoo yourself

with a five dollar foot long you could get free $5 foot longs. That was a brand thing that they said. So I guess I'll say that because then I do get something out of it, I guess, right? I mean, I feel like they'd honor... I think you'd better call them up first. Just to be sure. There's also research. Yeah, they don't actually...

It's not a valid coupon, and they're like, you just have this branded on you now forever. Yo, just reach out to Jared. He's available. He probably has a brand. He went to prison. Might be a collect call, but you can call him.

He went to prison. He might have a brand now. You know what I mean? Is he still in prison? That's a good question. I'm going to look it up. I hope. Yeah, I hope.

Anyone have his phone number? Call him in on the episode. What's his last name? Fucks or something? Funny enough, we actually have him on the line. Oh. Line number seven, caller. Thank you.

Just kidding. We're not famous like Ryan, Nicky, World Wide Sports Radio Network. So you're getting a Subway sandwich on your shoulder. I'm going to ask a what sandwich? Uh, Italian BMT, just cause I'm on the spot. And that's like the first one I can think of from Subway. How do you, you can't fucking determine the sandwich based on a brand, dude.

Turkey ham is going to look the same. Italian BMT, Italian or spicy. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I'll go meatball sub then just for that exact reason yeah yeah that's probably the best thing on the menu um so jared fogel's projected release date is march 24th 2029 all right so we got a few years pretty soon get the brand ideas ready and then we can reach a special episode that month we'll have him on the show i wonder if he's still wearing those big pants in jail

They gave him his old size for his jumpsuit If you type in his name on Google It just says born August 23rd 1977 The next line is criminal status and it's incarcerated Lovely Love that Alright Rooks, what brand are you getting?

We're forcing you We're gonna burn your skin but you get to pick what it is i don't know man i want like something cool like i want like a fucking give me like a um give me like a bald eagle ah like give me like a full fucking like spread bald eagle across the chest that'd be kind of hard but the thing across your chest the brand they don't like you don't see details in it. Like, it's just, like, big, like, big swelling, you know what I mean? You're going to be able to see the meatballs, though, in my cell.

I don't think you're going to get many details out of this thing. We could make it bigger. Use Corey's entire arm for it. That's how you do it you say to have big arms? no I said we had to use your entire arm to have more space so it makes your skin

puff up a little bit right? yeah you can't do it on your penis so I was gonna say hypothetically like I hit it from all angles and we got a little more girth I think you might lose

a little bit of sensation down there which might not be good I leave the tip free it looks like one of those trash cans where the rim is a little bit smaller than the rest of it I hate how quickly that just came to my fucking head i really didn't like that and a brand of a wiener on your wiener oh perfect b3d all right hicky you've uh if you say anything

this could be better than those two. Here's an idea. What about the Penn State Nittany Lion logo? Not a lot of detail. Which is the lion? The lion. Not a lot of details. If they ever won a national title, I feel like you could just take your shirt off and just go around walking around the bar, free drinks.

That's true. You add in the date they win the national title under it later. Right. Yeah, then they get that branded too. Boom. Now Bernie's thinking. I will say, if I ever saw anybody with a Penn State brand, my first thought is like,

this person definitely thinks Joe Pott was innocent. This person definitely is like, die hard. Just like, no, nothing happened. I'm going to let you get the Nittany Lion logo, but it's going to be the butt of the lion. You have to get the lion's wiener coming out of the statue. Okay.

The Nittany Lion with a red rocket. That's kind of tough. That's pretty badass. Exercise too, you know. We're not messing around here. Mm-mm. Ugh. Incredible.

I hate this. No one mentioned just getting the little chest dots from Black Panther. Is that for, like, how many kills you've had, though? Yeah, but, I mean, like, I'd rather do that than burn my penis off. Hey, relax. It was just me. And you wouldn't even let me do it in the my penis off. Hey, relax. It was just late. And you wouldn't even let me do it in the first place, okay? So relax.

What about some Avatar Aang airbender? Like an arrow in the middle of your head? Well, like just the arms. That's going to look like a penis, dude. It's going to be like all inflated and shit. There's no way you're getting hard corners on a brand right now, okay? It's going to look like a giant dick on the middle of your forehead and you'll never be able to grow hair on top of it just have a big giant penis on your head you have a dick intent like in your haircut

i mean i could from i could figure out my way around it in this hypothetical scenario maybe i get like hair implants on top of it, and then you do a buzz cut, and it's just raised up slightly on that little bit. That'd be tight. It's the secret fifth element. Earth, fire, dick, water. Whatever the other one is.

Air. What day are you making your appointment for the burn tattoo guy guy the brander the brander oh wednesday because it's wednesday yeah my nipples are hard now number one remove your bra i like that fist in my butt i'm ready to go all of this is a sexy thing my dick will go and just flip inside out, and it'll turn into a vagina. And you take me. Uh-uh, boys.

And of course, Pennsylvania. You leave the butter in the crack. Why is my spaghetti fizzy? I want to kiss you on the mouth, baby. God damn, he's so good. Yeah, he calls me big time. Ah, ah, ah. Ah, ah, ah.

Golf makes me dookie. If you just wanted to slurp something and then spit it back out. And then I swallow. I want to die. Raw dog and lower. Kid turkey based on nipples. He's got slop. Welcome back to another episode of It's Wednesday, my dudes. Welcome back to another episode of It's Wednesday, My Dudes. Episode 77. Got a Ryan Julius Hickey of World Wide Sports Radio Network fame. Welcome to the show.

Julius, I like how I have a new nickname. That's pretty badass. That's like royalty. I don't know what your middle name is, and that felt right. Joseph's so close. Joseph Julius. I'm going to have to make a change after this. Sorry, Dad.

Yeah. You're more Roman than Italian. That's not. We're going to move on. We're going to warm up your buns a little bit, a little hot seat later, and then we're going to do a little tournament. How about a geography lesson? Weird.

Whatever. Back in the day it was i honestly believed that it was julius for a second ryan julius hickey and i was like is that his middle name it's like wait no fucking shot his middle name's fucking julius it's no preston or roxbury that's for sure if i gave you like 50 bucks to go down to the courthouse, would you change it? In. I'd do it for five, but I'll take 50. All right. I'll change my budget, and I'll fit you in there. We'll do it one day.

We're also, Corey, what is up? Hilarious watching Hickey listen to the intro. It's a tremendous open. Is that all just stuff you guys talk about? That's not recorded or planned? It's just tremendous open. Is that all just stuff you guys talk about? Like, that's not, like, recorded or planned? It's just... No. Those are individual sound sites from... Yeah.

Yeah, we get into weird stuff. And we're at Rooks. Sup, fuckers? Okay. You're taking Zach's spot this week, just being mad aggressive? Sorry. And I'm Brian. Corey, how was your week?

It was good. I got my ranking. So Friday, I had three fantasy drafts this week, but one was on Wednesday, so I don't think I'm counting that in the weekend. But I had a good one on Friday with some Pittsburgh friends. A lot of Steelers went, which helped me in the draft. I feel pretty good about that one. Yeah, exactly.

I love playing leagues with lots of Steelers fans. When did Big Ben get drafted? He did not, although if he was in the league, if he was in the league, I bet somebody yeah, I bet somebody would pick him up. But did that Friday, had some drinks, crashed like early. Your boy was tired. Saturday woke up, massive hangover, had to do like a work call. So that was no bueno, no me gusta.

And then I, what the fuck did I watch? I watched some random shit oh game of thrones classic binging that all over again and then got out played some played some golf we started accidentally on hole 10 and we're wondering why it was going so slow until hole 14 when we realized we're on the back nine and not the front nine because they didn't label like the whole 10 so we were like the fuck so it took us two and a half hours to get through the back nine which was our first nine holes and then it took us an hour to get through the other nine because you know everybody was already gone because it was really late so that wasn't

wasn't ideal yeah i was like what was taking you so long the back nine isn't like twice the length right yeah it was just because we were like out of order so yeah and we were really confused because there were these people in front of us were like they asked us on like the second hole they were like were you guys like behind us on the front nine and we just i was like what like we've been behind you the whole time so i was like yeah and then i didn't think about it till later i was like oh like whole 14 we were like how i went with claire's brother pat and he was like how the fuck did you just drive it like 250 yards i was like i definitely did not these must be misconfigured holes and then by hole four he was like we're on the wrong fucking hole because this is definitely

not a three bar uh it was it was stupid i felt dumb uh and then i just did like housework sunday the typical same exact thing as last week as i said i think and house and then i just did like housework sunday the typical same exact thing as last week as i said i think and house dragon so i'm ranking my week uh three uh obviously one fantasy football leagues yikes now amanda's in our league she's easily gonna stop you sorry i didn't mean to laugh how's your week it's gonna be short and sweet man another another just quiet weekend here in uh the city that never just changed in dc um yeah just coached uh coached a little victory on friday boys got after it um first and then not a scrimmage an actual game no it was a scrimmage again but this this one was, like, it was, like, an actual continuous half of football.

Give me an asterisk on there, at least. Fuck you. And then after that, just, like, hung out with the fam, had some drinks, and then Saturday just really fucking cooled it, man. Your boy is sleepy on the weekends now because, like, I'm just constantly yelling at at children so that's great um but yeah it didn't really do too much just fucking oh i started watching um so last weekend i said i watched a bunch of love island this weekend replaced that with because i finished

love island um replaced that with jersey shore started re-watching it again like there's nothing like season one Jersey Shore. It's just the most absurd thing. Hickey knows all about it firsthand. I wish... Watching some Jersey Shore and Hickey knows all about that because he's from that area. It's just like... It's something else.

It's indescribable. There's just so much pointless drama and it's just so great. It's a beaut jenny fucking spinning backfisting the situation for no fucking reason like literally she was puking at the club she got kicked out and she was like you didn't walk me back to the room the club was in their hotel so she literally just had to walk to the elevator and go up and she was like you didn't take me back to the room and just spinning backfisted his ass

you know what i think i just thought of now that would have been a great addition it's almost near perfect of a show but like after seeing the office too i feel like you needed one sober character that was like the gym guy so like anytime something crazy happened which happened all the time they could just look at the camera and be like, what the fuck is going on? I feel like that would have been a good addition. The problem, though, is it would have dominated the show, right? The office, you have Michael and Dwight, who Jim peeks at the camera every now and then.

This is Jim and seven other Michael and Dwights. It's just way too much fucking going on. Ratio's off. Yeah, but rewatch that. Oh, another great fucking moment from the show. When Ronnie knocks a dude out fucking cold on the street. Who hit him? Like, he...

What did he want? It's the funniest fucking thing. They show the guy, like, the cameraman from MTV. Like, Ron runs back, and they're, like, running after Ron, and then it cuts away, and they cut back to that camera, and the dude is face down, knocked out, and Ron's like, that's one shot, bro. And then the cops come up and pull him over,

or, like, call him aside because you just punched somebody on national television. And then, like, what happened? He was like, this guy was coming at us like i swear he punched me first it was self-defense like i don't belong here it's dude you turn around sprinted down the street and fucking superman punched this guy into the fucking shadow realm like this guy was knocked out cold it's just so good it's so funny um but yeah didn't really do much this weekend i'll give my weekend uh one shot bro it's one shot all right hickey

whatever you want to talk about tell one story and then rate it what's good to go um well i i work fridays overnights so i got to work at 4 p.m i didn't leave work until 6 a.m. on Saturday morning. Three hours of sleep. Fantasy draft. But also, folks, week zero, Nebraska, Northwestern, not sleeping through that. Up three hours. Fired up.

You know what I will say? I'm not a big fantasy guy, per se. It was a live, in-person draft. Those are fun for, like, the first, like, hour. It really sucks. Like, rounds, like the first like hour. It really sucks. Like rounds like six to 18. It takes so long. The draft started at two. We weren't done till 530.

Six-ish. That's pretty short. Honestly. It's so long. And it's like everyone, like part of it's my fault. They're your friends. You're supposed to hang out with them. No, it was great to hang out with them.

Don't get me wrong. But it's like we're They're your friends. You're supposed to hang out with them. No, it was great to hang out with them. Don't get me wrong. But it's like we're sitting there in the 13th round. Do I want to take like this fourth string running back and this fifth string receiver? Like, oh my God, what am I going to do? I'm like, okay, I got to get out of here. Sounds like you hate your friends after about two and a half hours. No, no, no.

I love my, it was a lot of fun. But like just the fantasy. That's when you pull up the Colts lineup and you just draft every Colt that's left and you keep going. You move on with your day. I did draft Iam Hines, a sleeper. Big in the past game. That's when you pull up the Colts lineup and you just draft every Colt that's left and you keep going. You move on with your day. I did draft I.M. Hines, a sleeper.

Big in the past game, so you haven't drafted yet. That's a guy I watch out for. I took it myself. I got him on the team. And then this is going to get really crazy. Big preseason game that night. Colts-Bucks. Starters for the Colts were in.

Tom Brady played. So I was locked in for that on Saturday night. So what's the most shots you can give because that's that's kind of a weekend like a tenant if you can take 10 shots in a row i'll do 10 shot i don't know how you're alive after being like awake for that long i feel like you talked for about football for 10 hours on the radio did a fantasy football draft watch some preseason football watch some college football and then fell asleep yeah are you sure you weren't just tired of football at the draft? Because by that

point, you would have already been talking football for a while. That's true, but I will say I did end the night on Saturday Night at Nightcap. Vanderbilt, Hawaii from Hawaii. Just an absolute beatdown. Mike Wright was great in that game. Vandy might be back, folks. If you're

Alabama watching that game from Nick I'm Nick Saban, I'm a little nervous. Upset a little. You calling it out? Calling it out. I love you going, but I finished it off with more football. Don't worry. But guys, listen. I had a nightcap, okay? It was

crazy. Vanderbilt Hawaii. Left the ball early. Get home for that one. Sunday morning, once your little cousin's flag football team practice, had to watch the tape. Just keep going. Just keep going. Next week, I might go to Rooks' JV practice.

I mean... Hey, we got a varsity game Friday if you're trying to come, all right? I'm a Friday Night Lights guy now, okay? Is James Franklin going to be there? Is it a game or a scrimmage? Any recruitable players going to be on the team? Rook still has some eligibility left. Yeah, I might be suiting up.

Rook, is this team going to suck? No, we are not going to suck. Doesn't sound very convincing. Hopefully the kids listen to the podcast. Would you bet getting a brand on your team not sucking? Define, like, penis. Here we go. I'm already making definitions.

More than two wins? I don't know. We'll make it easier. Meatball sub. The thing is, I don't want to, no matter what happens, I don't want to bet a brand just because. How many games are high? We play.

We play 10. Will it be five wins? Will you get over five wins? Yeah. Yeah. I think you say it on air that you'd bet a brand that you're going to get more than five points. You know, hopefully the MCPS board is listening to the podcast right now.

Hopefully I'll get suspended for a. For gambling on your interest. the MCPS board isn't listening on this podcast right now. Hopefully they don't get suspended for a conflict of interest here. I'd say our floor is probably 6-4. You're like Pete Rosen. Not a lot of wiggle room there for a brand. I'd say our floor is 6-4.

This is the floor, though. I get it. You're definite on the brand. That's good. We're a good team floor. This is the floor, though. I get it. All right, so you're definite on the brand. That's good. We're a good team. I believe in the boys, all right? Love it. How was my week? Thanks for asking, Ryan. So I was in Minnesota a couple days ago.

It was my last couple days there, and I hadn't been downtown just to wander around yet. Everything there is connected through little hallways between all the buildings, which is kind of dope. But because of that, everything outside of the buildings is just like construction and barren. There's nothing like in the downtown, but like the inside spot's kind of cool. Everything's connected through hallways? Like tunnels and bridges.

It's cold as shit there most of the year. On the second floor of every building downtown, there's like a hallway that connects every single building. It's kind as shit there most of the year. On the second floor of every building in downtown, there's a hallway that connects every single building. It's kind of sick, but then there's nothing to actually do outside downtown. It's really strange. But either way, had a 15-hour drive for this weekend,

drove nine hours to Mount Rushmore, saw some faces on some rocks. It was all right. And then drove six hours to Denver, saw Tbleweed that was the highlight of the drive there really wasn't anything in there didn't know tumbleweeds were like that legit just saw something cross the road i was like what was that and like four more came on the very uh on the way to denver don't you see like the rocky mountains not really not the way i came, don't you see the Rocky Mountains? Not really. Not the way I came. You go the back way?

No, I'm joking. I'm joking. So aren't the Rockies to the west of Denver? Dude, you're asking the wrong fucking person. I don't know either. I think so, Brian. Wouldn't you be able to see many? They're kind of far away. Anybody have a topographical map of the U.S. in their house?

Anytime I think Colorado on a map, you know, it's like where it's like all like rigid and stuff. And like it shows the mountain landscapes. Like that's all I picture in Colorado. Yeah, there's mountains in Colorado. But I was in South Dakota and then I hit Nebraska. And then Colorado is the last like like, hour and a half. Back way, Iggy. Back way. Burned. The king of the back way.

It's very much on the west side. Like, all of the mountains on the west side. Good thing we all passed high school somehow. Either way, I'm in Denver now. I had a really bad airbnb in indianapolis and then after that i checked all the like reviews on all the airbnbs i had later and all the reviews

are great i was like perfect i'm set from here and out forgot that this spot was a hotel so it wasn't an airbnb man this place is janky uh there's so many people like homeless people just hang out like by the stairs brooks question dude i just Googled a picture of, like, Denver. It's surrounded by fucking mountains. On the west side, there's mountains. But I drove from the east. I didn't look to this one side. That's my bad.

I've been looking right behind me to the left the whole time. I can't look west. You don't see the mountains until you're there. Oh, God. I know, but, like, it's just funny. Like, yeah, I drove into Denver, like, skyline with mountains behind it. It's like, there was a fucking tumbleweed that was pretty sick, man. I'm not going to lie.

That was in Nebraska, man. There's nothing in Nebraska. It lives up to the hype. It's flat. There's some grass, a couple tumbleweeds. That's all you really need. Some corn. There's a severe lack of very threatening billboards that

Ohio has that really gives us its character. Nebraska's just too nice. But this hotel I'm at, not good. I was carrying my stuff up the stairs. This one dude in the hallway was like, hey man, so this place is just homeless people people they give vouchers to them so they can like live in some of the buildings he's like you just gotta watch out i was like uh okay and i

like went up to my room and like put my stuff down i was like having a panic attack and then the internet didn't work and like i work from home it's kind of the point of how this all works and i was freaking out because like it's just like such an old system that like you try to log in and it just gives you an error. It's just like, we can't connect because this is so old. So I like, it spent like three hours trying to like figure this out after driving nine

hours the day before and then six hours that day. And then coming here, being told by this guy, Jay, that I'm going to get like jacked by some crackheads trying to figure out this wifi situation or having to buy an Airbnb for another, like, $3,000. I was freaking out. Mini panic attack.

Big shout-out to Jay, though. Dude, Jay's great. Big shout-out. He's got a fake leg. He told me, yeah, everyone here is either homeless or out of jail for drugs. And he's like, but, you know, me, that is not me, though. Not me.

And I was like, okay, man. All right, maybe not shout- shut up jay this man's not here right did the homeless people take his leg oh that would be not good i don't think he would stay here if they did uh i was carrying my like i was carrying my chair up to the room he's like hey man you do some gaming and i was like it's just for work he's like i got like a whole streaming setup and i was like all right all right man so we could be on the pot he's probably got some stories dude the other thing he said to me he's like yeah there's a lady lives on the first floor she went across the street because there's like across the street there's like a target and then like a mechanic he's like yeah went to the target so stole some stuff went to the mechanic stole their tools in the middle of the day that ran into her room and locked the door and so the police had to like barge down her door and

like arrest her and i was like still holding my chair just like on the stairs just like all right all right man nice to meet you um so this place isn't great, but, you know, we're figuring it out. You literally live in fucking, like, San Andreas, dude. Like, where the fuck are you living? Corey? Did you confirm if you're in a hotel for the next spot? Oh, yeah. So I confirmed everything again.

The rest here on out is Airbnbs. But I looked at the reviews on this place, and it's going to be my rating for the week. It's a legitimate legitimate three out of ten stars which if you've ever looked up reviews on things not great especially for hotels now my mom asked about it and i was like yeah i'm in a hotel and didn't give her any other details because she would freak out but you know put some character gives me some hair on my chest i'm making friends, Mom. Do you want to be my friend, Jay? He's got one leg. He's got one leg.

Scared of homeless people. He's the only guy here that's not out of jail or homeless. I really wanted to ask him, like, why are you here then? But I didn't get to that part. If I see him again, I really... He looks like a pirate. There's a guy in our hotel that looks like a pirate?

It's you. You have peg legs. What are you talking about? All right. How cold is your butt, Hickey? It's chilling here, so pretty cold. 68 degrees. All right.

Well, we'll warm you up. Welcome to the hot seat hope you guys know i'm the worst on the spot person you could possibly have so this is gonna go perfect probably great you've had some peanut butter draftings and rankings don't worry it's not a memory game I just want to know who paid you because your opinions are questionable this is straight this is straight from the heart here Byrne as an expert myself eating two PB&Js every single

day for my entire life I did it for myself I would say I'm probably the most qualified person to be ranking these peanut butters so no one paid me I did it out of my own self-pride. Trying to spread the good word to everyone else out there. Spread it. Nice.

Don't know if I believe you, but we'll move on. Are you a skippy guy? Classic. We live together. You should know what I am. He's a milked guy. That's true. All right.

I'm sticking on the peanut butter train because I have a PB question. Top three items you would put peanut butter on. Great question. Chocolate. Pretzels. Oh. Chocolate,

pretzels, bread. I was going to say, if you leave bread out here, I'm going to be just, I'm not going to know where to go. I mean, I kind of wanted you to leave bread out. That's too easy of an answer. But not my question. I'm not thinking about our ice cream guy, though,

so that's why I left ice cream out. Ugh. Ryan is so annoyed. Armin, you ready? Yes. Best and worst food items at Citi Field. Ooh. Ooh.

Best. They have a Pat LaFrieda steak sandwich, which is fire flame. Worst. That sounds fucking good. See here. I've been seeing on TikTokiktok i've been seeing a lot of slander about city fields food that's all i've seen multiple tiktoks in the last two weeks of people people are holding up the pieces of pizza at city field and they're just flopping

around it's not good luck man i have not gotten peace like i'll be honest this is a bad like this is not the best question i'm not the best person to ask that. I don't really venture out too often. Like, I only get, like, either Shake Shack or, like, the steak sandwich. Outside of that, I'm not really. I got a sausage and peppers once. That was okay. I guess I'll go with that because I haven't gotten, like, pizza or. I don't get, like, any of these other things I don't like, so.

It was all right, you know, so it's the worst thing. It was a little dry. Can't have a dry sausage, you know? Hey. Hey. All right, I keep. This is a thinker, so get ready. On an average day,

how many pigeons do you think you could reasonably carry? No backpack, just my arms yes 10 cradle good answer that's the quickest answer we've ever had to that question definitely like six just usually six and usually a lot more follow-up a question a real new New Yorker answer right there. Been around him too much. He knows the size, the weight, average, what his arms, girth, wingspan

is to that math so quick. There's not a lot of big ones. We're assuming we're going to leave the gigantic, girthy pigeons out. Like a normal, average-sized New York State pigeon. Unless you want the girthy ones like three inches plus burns all right enough of that hickey hypothetically you're at your doctor's office and he says i can guarantee you notre d Dame wins the national championship this year,

but I need to take one of your testicles. Do you say go for it? No. No? I've lost my Notre Dame fandom, fellas. Sheesh. Ooh. What?

Wow. Only green and gold in college. I know. Wearing green and gold right college. I know. Wearing green and gold right now. Ironic. Penn State is overtaken. It's too strong. Now I lose my mind on an 8-5 James Franklin team.

It's even worse. Just as Notre Dame gets good is when I stop losing interest. My follow-up question was going to be which one, but we don't have to answer that one. left or right i thought you're gonna yeah yeah or middle if it was penn state i'd probably get my left test i'm already smaller guy okay now the world what does your hand in this have to do with your chest this is that you jerking his balls i keep everything you know if i'm a righty I just want to keep everything on the right side okay you know I kick righty I right righty so I figured you know if the left you figure left to

right ball you figure the right ball would be probably stronger and more dominant no exactly which of your testicles is more dominant is gonna be a question can we ask it to the next female guest, though? Just really see what they say. All right. Noted. All right, as our resident spaghetti vendor here, I got to ask, okay?

Fuck, marry, kill. Chicken parm, baked ziti, lasagna. Kill baked ziti. There's a correct answer here. No, thatagna. Oh. Kill baked ziti. There's a correct answer here. No, that's not it. That's not it. Kill baked ziti. It was chicken.

Sorry, I get nervous. It's chicken parm and my memory is good. Chicken parm, lasagna, baked ziti. Lasagna. Music is not helping. I would fuck lasagna, marry chicken parm. Especially if it's a thin cutlet. Marry the shit out of that.

We do love a thin cutlet over here. Team thin cutlet. What are you laughing at? Big CD is by far the worst out of the three, Burn. No, Burn. Lasagna. He hates lasagna. I'll fight you over that.

The ratio of cheese to noodle to sauce, horribly done. Horribly. Make your own, then. Put more sauce on. No. That's just called a ravioli. That's a really good point. That's the biggest gripe.

It's so much effort. Well, it's a lot of effort. You know, I should make my own pasta. Just do a different style of pasta that doesn't take six hours to make. All right, I got a question. And I'm going to give you a previous answer just to give you some context okay if you had to euthanize one animal what would it be and how would you do it previous answer was from claire it was birds and immediately um birds is there an explanation like all birds bald eagles included

that's what she answered i'm on her side birds are fucking ass uh how about mosquitoes is that too easy of an answer because everyone fucking hates not an animal not an animal you said it's an animal it's an insect if i do you think oh snakes no because I'd be a hero and I'd do that also immediately I shouldn't have given you that play up

you sound like gunshot you want me to shoot the snakes firing squad style it's up to you there's no rules hey it's open ended yeah

you could take all snakes to people's hostage and then murder the snake to lord it i would love to chop its head off but i'd be afraid i'd either miss having to attack me or i'd miss and cut like my foot off so you gotta pin it down. Birthday gift. We're going to chop Jake's heads off. Man. All right. Mosquitoes are such a BS. Mosquitoes aren't animals. It's not an animal.

No, it's not. So I'm going to give you a shark tank idea, and you tell me what you think it is i'm it's a condom gun i'm supposed to tell you like what that is what do you what do you think a condom gun is i think or would be pitch it to us con pitch you the con holding up a finger like a gun right now what's up sharks what's up cubes fellas you ever struggle at internet moment you you're ready to get magical but you can't get that frisky condom wrapper open the label label's too tight. Your hands are too slippery. I introduce you. The condom gun.

Already loaded, ready to go. You give it to your girl. You say, here's my wood. Boom! Right on. Magic time. George Costanza would have used this back in the day. You can use it now.

Do not be like George and lose out on the moment. Lose out on the girl, lose out on the girl. Cause you have some, uh, some slippery fingers. It's impressive that you got it to a T. That's exactly what it is. My ask shark is $1 million for 1%. Uh,

a $1 million. Incredible. Brooks. Yeah. Yes. All right. incredible oh shit brooks yeah yes all right there's a correct answer to this okay who's the hottest player on the new york mets come on Francis Pete Alonzo I don't really like his hair Jacob DeGrom's a good looking guy I'm gonna go Jacob DeGrom he's a hot guy you're not gonna say

Danny Burgers oh that's well he's a come on man that's right that's a Come on, man That's right, that's a bad job That guy fucks Wrong answer, but It's your hot seat, so Correct answer was Mr. Met

Caught up by Mrs. Met Do you guys have other questions Or should I wrap this one up? I have, like, one of our go-tos. These are great questions, by the way. I love this. I have our final question if you want to give one more. I have a different one because I think I should know what the final one is.

If you were a potato, how would you like to be prepared? Boiled. It would be like a hot tub okay you want to be mashed i'm not gonna be mashed do we i can taste like chlorine baked would be like a sauna but i'd rather be in a hot tub than a sauna this is logical i like it i don't like it you get like a tenderized potato then right that's essentially what a boiled potato is just like a tenderized potato yeah but you don't want to eat it. It's like a tenderized potato then, right? That's essentially what a boiled potato is, just like a tenderized potato. Yeah, but you don't have to chop it up.

You just kind of drop the potato in the water, right? Yeah. I just don't know that I've ever had a boiled potato. Usually I bash it afterwards. I was just going to say, maybe I forgot the mashing part, and there's no such thing as a boiled potato, which if that's the case, I'll go baked potato. I like it.

Unique. Different answer. Different answer. All right. We only ask the hard-hitting questions here, Hickey. Okay? You ready? Yes. Butt stuff, question mark? Yes, exclamation point. Uh-oh. All right, we lost Corey.

He heard butt stuff and said, I'm out of here. His butt stuff question mark, he said, yes, exclamation. Corey was out. Corey was out out my whole discord just dropped 42 minutes I got it I got it are you bringing out Edwin Diaz you're asking to close it here or what yeah yeah

and then we're in deep already we have to be quick on this turn yeah I know Hickey final question And then we're in deep already. We have to be quick on this turn. Yeah, I know. Hickey, final question. There are 10 10-year-olds coming after you, trying to kill you. You have to defend yourself and kill them. After you kill 10, another wave of 10 comes after you.

How many waves of ten could you kill? My arm? No. No weapons. No, like, break in between. No food. Nothing.

It's just fighting until you can't anymore. I would say three waves. Four waves. Life in a line. You know, fight or flight. Four waves.

There it is. Respectable answer. Jesus. I appreciate it. Respectable answer. Jesus. I appreciate it. All right, what does Rooks say? Thank you, sir. Infinite? I think I said one or two.

Rooks is like zero. No, it's... I said one or two. Your answer's always so... I hate it. I always overestimate how little a little kid is that I could, like, kick them once and they'll die. And then Rooks is like, man, they're crazy.

They're scrappy. I don't know. You're not 225 pounds of Korean beef. It's 10 at a time, man. And these things year olds got some like we don't have the time we don't have the time to go through it all we have this argument it's just circular man it's just every time nobody's gonna win it that's the five for every guest i like that oh yeah most of biggest number we've that was That was the longest fucking... Ryan and I have said infinity,

because my theory is you keep one alive because the next wave doesn't come until the last one dies. My answer is stupid. Their answer is infinity. We think it out. My answer is stupid. All right, history. Claire said zero or seven.

I think that depends on if there's a parenthesis around it I think it's like if they're proportionally smaller than how they would be for us like if she would fight like seven year olds Jesse said one and a half slash five and in parenthesis I wrote Rocky

I need better notes for myself on these. Jeremy said one and then Dylan said eight. So shout out Dylan, most confident guy out there. Thank God I wasn't on the podcast when he was on because like, oh my God, I would have died on that hill arguing against that. Anyway.

10 goals, they got a soft spot in the head easy critical spot so it's just a turn off button in case anybody has lived under a rock all these years we got a big time sports broadcaster out here Ryan Hickey Worldwide

Sports Radio Network coming in hot so we decided we're gonna do a little quick bracket here, okay? A little bracket action. Each round is going to be a different qualification for who goes on. And we're going to go through this bracket right here, okay? And we're going to all consensus on this, and we're all going to come to have one full bracket.

If there's ever a tie or anything, our man's going to be our tiebreaker. Clip it. Shit, man. You left a long pause. It's a tough day. Okay. Our first... We have one play-in game, our man.

I like it. We have three play-in games. I threw in an extra one, but we have two, actually, based on what you've said in the past okay well then fuck it jeez we have two or three then we have let's just go and we'll figure it out 64 broadcaster tournament playing games to get into the final bracket all right play it number seven series each round. Game one, round one. Play in one.

Lee Corso versus Doc Emmerich. But how they move on is how would they fare in a zombie apocalypse? You know, Lee Corso is specially old. Also, Doc Emmerich. maybe lee corso is like dumb enough that like they think he's also a zombie oh i've got a good answer i think go for it don't zombies

like brains because lee corso's mind is gone that man is just putting on mascot heads and just, like, I'm surprised he's facing the camera. Cursing on air. Yeah. And I like Doc. I love Doc. He's my favorite. I can't wait for the time he doesn't face camera, though, and is just slightly, like, 10 degrees to the right.

He's on, like, the rolly chair, and it's just, like, slowly rolling, like, turning around. Well, here's just like slowly rolling, like turning around. Here's, here's my thought. And all right. So he always puts, puts the helmet on,

puts the mask on, on, right. What's to say, you know, takes off a little zombie head, hollows it out. He's sitting there.

How do you blend in with the zombies? You got zombie guts on you. He turns around the chair. Hold on. My friend puts got zombie guts on you he turns around the chair hold on my friend puts the zombie head on oh why is he jamaican i don't know what the fuck does he always say not so fast so fast god damn it screwed up his accent j accent Jamaica me crazy man Usain Bolt and Lee Corso I'm putting my vote in for Lee Corso

Alright Hickey I've learned nothing You guys have all three made great points I'm gonna go with Lee Corso You're saying Lee? Yes Alright well you're the tiebreaker Waffle board people away that's the only perk That's true you're saying Lee? Yes. All right. Well, you're the tiebreaker because

waffle board people away. That's the only perk. That's true. And you also say too, did Doc play hockey? No. He's pretty small. I was going to say,

his brain's definitely scrambled. Did Lee Gortz play football? He's a head coach. No, I think he did. Right? Losing head coach. I don't know man

do they have a football team in jamaica cool runnings cool runnings man all right lee corso's moving on all right playing game number two got shan sharp versus max kellerman says Is that his first name? Yes. Sorry, I'm not the broadcaster. Zombie apocalypse. Oh, Shan and Sharp. I mean, nothing else to Max.

He's going to rip the zombie's limb from limb. He has a nut job. See his muscles? Get a little mountain doing him. Does that mean he's going to get bit within the first day or two and max is gonna hide in the cellar and like survive you gotta take into account right the ego's gonna get in the way in this situation max kellerman has said some of the most absurd things on national television over and over again but you know what's you know what has happened ever since?

He survives. He's been on TV still. He's somehow still getting invited to do shows and shit when he just says the dumbest fucking things you could ever think of. I'm putting my vote in. Shannon Sharp. Oh.

Don't forget shannon sharp once needed the national guard to come in and guard him during a game that says that the national guard couldn't play the patriots i like that that's what the call what's what the boys call a little misdirection okay but um but yeah no shannon sharp is eight max kellerman's like i think he's gonna do a better job i'm fine with that i don't have anything else to say cory no i'm good i just very very caught off guard by rooks's whole description but yeah all right our next play-in that i added myself, we have Tony Romo versus Ryan Hickey. Oh, zombie apocalypse? Zombie apocalypse? A peanut butter lasts for a very long time.

You could live for a while. I'd actually, like, and not just, like, trying to give him soggy because he's here right now, but, like, I'm getting Hickey through. The hits Romo used to take, man, that guy's not fucking making it for more than two months, dude. I don't know. He's a great, like, not play caller,

great analyst in breaking down plays. Yeah. So he could break down where he, like, he's got a good breakdown plan of the zombies attack on him, I think. How the fuck? Granted, he's offensive. I can't actually shoot it. Yeah. Yeah, you're right.

How is fucking Romo in a play with some of the people we have on this team? We'll figure it out as we go. We always do. Wait, does Hickey get input on this one? Are you surviving? Well, I'm going to be totally objective here. Corey made a great point. Tony Romo can see the field.

He calls plays before they happen, so maybe he can predict where the zombie is going to come. With that said, he has no back anywhere sketchers. I'm winning that every time. He's moving on, boys. He might lose the next round, but it's fine. He's getting this one. In my mind, you're at a bunker with a thousand jars of peanut butter,

and you're making it out. That's it. Country or smooth? Smooth. Although, I like... If you were stuck in a zombie apocalypse with only crunchy, would you survive? Oh, yeah.

I'm not opposed. I just go smooth like 95%. I feel like I'd get bored of smooth. I feel like I would want crunchy because then you could... If you wanted smooth, then you'd kill time picking out the nuts out of it. There you go. Good point. If I'm just...

A lot of time, man. If I'm stuck with crunchy, if I'm stuck with crunchy, like my days are numbered. Like I'm like... I know if I'm stuck with crunchy, my days are numbered. I know I'm going to make it, but there is an end time to this, whereas if I had creamy, it's just going to... I could live forever, dude.

Well, what kind of peanut butter? Is it Skippy? If so, I'm sacrificing myself. Yeah, Skippy, because everyone hates Skippy. Oh, fuck it, dude. Fuck it. I'm out.

Yeah. Zombies eat me. This shit ain't worth it. All right, Tony and Marimo moving on. All right, our first actual round. We got Skip Bayless versus Chris Collinsworth. But this round is just a fight to the death. In whatever way possible, whatever rules we want,

Skip versus Collinsworth. What we got. Maybe we give Collinsworth his rolling chair and Skip doesn't. I personally think I hate Collinsworth, and I don't know why. I just personally, he bothers me. I hate the cold take. I don't watch Skip, so maybe that says take. I don't, I don't watch skip. So maybe that says more, but like,

I don't know. There's something. Yeah. I'm absolutely. I'm, have you seen get Bayless's Instagram? He's seen this guy's shirt list. This guy's fucking yoked,

man. I'm going to skip Bayless 10 times out of 10. Guys, the ego though, the the ego's gonna get in the way he's gonna walk out there and like pretend like it's not an actual zombie apocalypse try to like wrestle one oh never mind we're not in the zombie apocalypse anymore yo no yeah no i'm back i changed my mind chris collins seems like he doesn't know where he is 85 percent of this yes but if chris coll Collinsworth has his rolly chair, maybe he can just roll away for as long as he possibly can,

tire out Skip Bayless, and then hit him on the head with a chair. Or, Skip Bayless, he can't escape Skip Bayless because Skip Bayless is a fucking machine.

Terminator run at him. Skip should win just for the fact that Burn didn't even know what the premise was of the round. He's talking. He moved quick here. I'm sorry. That's a really good point.

Alright, Skip's moving on. It's fine. Skip's moving on. Alright. Another one in round one. We're going Stephen A. Smith versus Dickie V. Again, fist fight. It's a word. Weapons. They can bring whatever their signature thing is. I don't know if you could beat this shit out of Dickie V.

That guy has so much energy. I feel like he'd be the definition of I get knocked down, but I get up again. He would be just fucking a workhorse. I feel like every clip I've seen of Stephen A. Smith trying to do anything athletic has been very embarrassing. So, even though Dickie V is like 97 years old, is he alive?

He's dead. Yes, he's alive. I would take the corpse of Dickie V over Stephen A. Smith. Interesting. In a fight to the death, you're choosing the worst. It says a lot, doesn't it? Bold choice. I'm taking Dickie V.

I just can't picture Stephen A. in an actual fight. I just picture him complaining and yelling the whole time without actually throwing a punch. How can you punch Dickie V? Seriously. If you have a contract. That's the thing, too. He's too nice.

Does a lot of stuff for kids' charities. He just survived cancer like i can't see steven a smith throwing a punch at dickie v or does that make him more susceptible and steven a i think i think the matchup is definitely intriguing in that aspect because i feel like steven a would be like hey you've done great work and then punches him in the face puts the cowboy hat on and starts strutting around and shit. That's blasphemy. Blasphemy.

Dickie V beating me. I think I'm still putting my vote in for Dickie V. Dickie V. Oh, across the board. Let's go. That's a sweep. Easy money. Okay.

We are on crack. Oh, yeah. Third one in the round one. Kirk Herbstreit versus Lee Corso. Fight to the death. That's actually easy. Lee Corso. We might be back to the is he's dead already premise.

I'm going Kirk Herbstreit strictly because he's half the age of Lee Corso. I don't think we even need to get anybody's half the age of lee corso i don't think we even need to get anybody's take on this wait i don't think kirk loves lee too much he's not punching him this is like a dickie v steven a smith he loves gonna do samurai sword to the stomach just kill himself after all these years kbstreit does all the talking on game day. He leads the charge. And everybody only cares about Lee Corso putting on a fucking helmet or a fucking mascot head

after terrible analysis. It's Kirk's time to shine, baby. Kirk's dropping that old man. I'm going Kirk. You think it's going to be Squid Game? Remember in Squid Game when they, there was the old guy versus the star and he had to beat him and

he eventually didn't want to do it? I don't think Kirk would do it. They're not Korean. I'm going Kirk Herbstreet. I think they would and they'd frame it as an accident. They'd set up and do an Oklahoma drill, but Kirk would actually run in too hard and murder

him. And they'd be like, Oh no, now he's off the show from our resident Koreans saying they're not Korean. I'm going to trust your word. I'm going to go Kirk Herbstreet. Get him through. Sorry, I tried.

All right. Our last first round matchup. It's the two of the plans. I'm going to Shannon sharp versus Ryan Hickey. Fist fight to the death. Look at these guns, right? Wait, I got it. I got it.

I got it. I have to go Ryan Hickey. Oh, my God. I have to go Ryan Hickey. And my reasoning is because we did do our lift off against each other and he chose the calf raises as one of the things. I think you'd get a roundhouse kick to the head. In just boxers. Yo Rooks,

you're welcome, buddy. Yeah. You better pick me after that. Oh my gosh. I saved you from embarrassment. You and that was in the winter time to shrinkinkage walking by a lot of sorority houses Or sorority floors

Not good For all the viewers Me and Hickey did a lift off Versus Burn and Corey We put events in a hat right Everybody wrote down the lifts that they want And we put it in a hat So me and Burn did like

Deadlift Shoulder press Head and rows Hickey and Corey Dead lift, incline bench, shoulder press, heavy rows. Hickey and Corey, the first thing they pulled was like bicep curl and then it was like calf raises. Calf raises. I do remember either incline bench

or flat bench with dumbbell. We did flat bench with dumbbells. I remember that one. Okay, that's a start. And then we had a tiebreaker and we did row. No. Lap pull down? Lap pull.

Lap pull. Me and Bert are on the deadlift platform. And I look over and I can't. Corey has the pin all the way down at the bottom of cap races. And they're just taking turns going back and forth because it's like whoever the first person to give up loses. Yeah, it was like at that point, we could do all of the weight because they're calf races.

Have you seen our calves? So we were like, okay, how many can you do? I forgot about how fucking funny that was. I don't think you guys are slandering me and Corey, by the way. We did man exercises As my teammate I'll put Ryan Hickey through Yeah that's right Rux

You're welcome You know you try to slander us but you're welcome Look at that You see that Shannon Sharp I'm coming for you You can't match this Think of me as a child Medium turtleneck And thinks all of a sudden he's jacked

Come at me So is Ryan Hickey going through? Yeah Ugh Cinderella story There's always one, it's a tournament There's always one, call me St. Peter's That's fair, that's fair

Alright, we're on to round two, though. We got Skip versus Dickie V this time. Who's the better knight on the town? I'm absolutely going out with Dickie V. If you don't think I want Dickie V just to hype me up at all times

throughout my night. And also, Dickie V's gonna be fucking, dude. That guy's gonna be pulling big time i want dkb by my sympathy card yeah i also buy aggro in his wallet somewhere shit i'll take what i maybe a condom too he's gonna be way more fun than skip bayless skip bayless is gonna be just obnoxious to go. I feel like Skip Bayless is like, you know when people make nightmare blunt rotations? Skip Bayless would be a nightmare blunt rotation.

I would want no part of that guy intoxicated at all. I feel like he would be terrible. Dickie V wants to tweet a winner in college. Hashtag Disco Dick with him like with the Louisville Cheerleaders. I'm in. You convinced me. He's moving on. Let's go.

Send him through. You were thinking about Skip? No, not at all. I just don't have anything else to continue with. We can stick with Disco Dick. Alright. We got Kirky Herbstreet versus Ryan Hickey. Better night on the town. Kirk.

Herbstreet has got to be, Better Night on the Town. Kirk. That guy. Herb Street. That guy. Herb Street has got to be the better night on the town. I don't stand a chance. Look, we talked about it before we started recording. Hickey has plenty of good stories whenever he goes out on the town, though. They're never not entertaining.

It might not be good, but they're always entertaining. As someone who's been out with Ryan Hickey many, many times, he is a good time. He's a good time boy, okay? And another thing Hickey has going for him, Penn State partier versus Ohio State partier.

That's a tough... That's a tough fucking matchup right there. I feel like Kirk Herbstreit's like a partier I feel like he's a goody goody too Like I feel like he like goes home at 930 I don't want to put Hickey I don't want to put Hickey in the championship But I'm putting Hickey through I'm on board

He's a peacock you gotta let him fly St. Pete's moving on hey I voted against myself and I won look at that let's go fellas see you in the championship way to stay humble reverse psychology you idiots

you idiots put me through might be a tough championship round though we got Dickie V versus Ryan Hickey, but the challenge is academic decathlon. With the topics being statistics, elementary statistics, intro to statistics, and then probably followed up with rudimentary statistics. So question number one, you have a six-sided die.

What is the chance probability you roll a one? Hickey, answer. One out of six? No, it's 50%. Come on. If it happens or it doesn't, you're out. Dickie V's winning. Fuck.

This is a tough one okay because you know ryan hickey worldwide sports radio network we love you here we're boys full name um julius academically you make me nervous that's all hold on hold on it's you coming from you you cannot say that. Burn, absolutely. 40% I'm sorry, you cannot. Mr. 10th year I've seen your study habits. I know when it comes to

economics, I know how you study and it is not the way to study. Hey, I'm not in the sports uh broadcast attorney right now okay so what i'm gonna say is it's a tough i'm gonna say it's a tough matchup okay we have student ryan hickey which makes me nervous and we have a 90 000 year old dickie v i don't i'm kind of stumped here I want to see what you guys have to say I think it would come down to what the topics is history Dickie V was there for it social studies

he was there for it geography he created the land they're different one's social one's history we'll figure it out I needed more things to give him other than just history this is a very diverse decathlon we have history US.s history um 70s history i mean that's right after we're doing intro to

statistics rudimentary statistics and uh it's kind of like two topics but i feel like if we're doing true billy madison style right it's like what it's like debate like they did like theater they played an instrument. They raced, which I don't know who's going to win that because Hickey's the only one. Old school. What was it? Academics? Debate?

Racing's not an academic decathlon. It's part of it. Well, no. They raced. They did 100 for track and field. This guy is saying. Hickey, can you play an instrument? Academically, he's questionable of me.

Look at this guy. Can I play? Not to brag, fellas. Play the saxophone. Fourth grade to seventh grade. That's pretty long term. I'll give it to you. Hold on.

Let me quickly look to see if Dickie V ever played an instrument. Now, Dickie V is on college campuses every weekend. So, is he learning? I would probably say yes I don't think that guy's hitting the books I don't know

I could see him being a bookworm The math he probably learned back in the 1920s Is probably just wrong He probably just doesn't know how to do addition Because they taught us differently back then He's using the adacus Yeah yeah yeah Geography

I mean you take that Out of his arsenal Yeah exactly That's what I said He built the world I don't know Think he was around When Pangea existed

Friends of Adam and Eve I think Matthew got him I think science he got him I think science you got him I don't know he does a lot of math History No It's on the board It's on the prompter he's just reading off of it

History he's got you though He doesn't have anything about the instrument he played in high school Dude do harder research That's definitely online somewhere It's not online it didn't exist Check mark for me. You're winning music class too. Art class.

He might be old and shaky. So I think you might get that one. I'm not artistic. Okay, maybe. Give art to Dickie V, I guess. PE to Dickie V because I've seen, we've heard stories of you try out for Penn State football. Is Dickie V trying out? No. But I was on the field. Bill O'Brien knows. I was there.E. to Dickie V because I've seen – we've heard stories of you try out for Penn State football. Is Dickie V trying out?

No. But I was on the field. Bill O'Brien knows. I was there. Dude, you probably played for them back in the day. You saw those photos. They all look like the same old white guy. What's worse, dropping a pass in front of Bill O'Brien or not trying out at all?

I would say dropping a pass. That's more athletic. I would. That's definitely worse. Not trying out? At least I was there. You just agreed with my side of it. The way you phrased that, right?

I'd rather try athletically and fail than not try at all. I'd rather not embarrass myself than... I ran a five-yard slant. Is Dickie V running a five-yard slant? I don't think so. Check me. I mean, he could he might also know well but images of him playing an instrument online either his signature might be on the deck i figured there might be like a random like half time you might have grabbed the trumpet

or something i don't know there was no for red panda uh what is it red panda who who's the halftime here's what i'm talking about oh yeah isn't the red panda that somebody yeah somebody just mentioned red panda at the fantasy draft on friday and this is only the second time in my life I've heard of this person. Aren't they usually at Golden State? Isn't it that person? She's at the Golden State halftime show or no? Yeah, Red Panda.

Don't quote me. I feel like she's at Penn State once. I think she does a lot of college games, but she is very busy. What does she do? She's on a unicycle and has bowls that she like bounces on her feet and then tosses them up and catches them on her head but don't roll your eyes that's badass all right so is she winning the academic decathlon or what she's winning talk about talk about a cinderella story the winner

all right rooks who you voting for hickory v i wanted to hear you guys She wasn't on the board. She won. All right, Rooks. Who are you voting for? Hickey or Dickie V? I wanted to hear you guys. If we could go Rocky 2, 3, whatever it was, just like freeze frame tiebreaker at the end. Oh, man. How old is he, actually?

Not like... A thousand, I think. I'll look it up. I'll look it up i'll look it up don't worry and then he's alive he's 83 he's very much alive and then what age i'll look up how old he is brian you look up what age dementia typically sets in he's 83 83 i i think okay i think i gotta go hicky based on yeah based on being 83 alone i'm going with hicky um like this guy can have all the basketball knowledge in the world but like well his math class was what like basic algebra at the highest level like i'm out. Yeah, they were learning, like, fractions in college back then.

Like, they were learning, like, Roman numerals and shit, but I'm going Iggy. What other things did he win in in this draft? Not this draft, this tournament. Like, did he beat out zombies and, like, all that shit, too? He's probably tired. He doesn't remember much. He is awesome.

Is he going back to back? Okay. Hickey's got the tank on him, baby. He's great. He's got the stamina. Hickey had to go through a zombie apocalypse to get this point, though, and Dickie V didn't. Hickey went through a zombie apocalypse, and then he fought somebody,

and then he went out and celebrated, and now he's at the decathlon. That's a lot. Just the celebrating part. Dickie V might die of alcohol poisoning from three shots. I will say, after a night out, my brain is mush. Okay, Hickey, how old are you, if you don't mind telling the people? I'm 28 years old, Rooks.

You said that like a little boy. You're so excited you say like a little kid on the what's that fucking old show kids say the darndest things or whatever but like Dickie B is 83 right post night going out you think your brain is mush this guy's brain is mush when he is sober

like he's done dementia is back guys This guy's brain is mush when he is sober. Like, he's done. He comes back. Guys, I hate that you put me in a tournament. I hate you. I hate it. Woo! I kind of let the record show. God damn it.

I only voted myself, I think, once. Maybe twice. That's true. I only voted myself, I think, once. Maybe twice. That's true. Maybe. I'm trying to be objective. He fucking got us, guys. Reverse psychology wins again. Incredible.

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