It’s Wednesday My Dudes - Ep. 8: Don't Pour Milk on a Boehner

Episode Date: March 10, 2021

Cody has been moved to the DL but Mr. Korean Beef himself, Ruxx, is back. The boyos talk through Rachel whining all week on bachelor fantasy suites, the 10/10 Wandavision finale, how Bryan learned finishing his toaster strudel will keep him out of the hositpal, and Ruxx loses his PBnJ virginity. Timestamps: 0:00:00 - 0:41:29 - Bachelor Week 10 (Fantasy Suites) 0:41:29 - 1:05:51 - Wandavision Finale 1:05:51 - 1:18:45 - Bryan Passing Out Stories 1:18:45 - 1:28:46 - Ruxx Losing His PBnJ Virginity Follow us on Twitter @IWMD_Pod

It is Wednesday, my dudes. Welcome back to another episode of It's Wednesday, My Dudes. You know, I miss you guys. As the hit band Stain once said, it's been a while, you know? It's been a while. Thank you for that. I missed all you guys. I'm sorry I was not here last week but your boy's back

and ready to get after it we got your boy Korean Beef in the house we got C Myers say what's up to the people what up what up Bri guys in the house on the ones and twos

alright we got you guy on the sticks we got some Bachelor Oh my goodness. We got some Bachelor talk. We got some WandaVision talk. We got some nonsense talk coming at you.

I want to start with just quick hitters from the women tell all. This is going to take long oh yeah so big big number one these girls all fucking suck um retweet they're all garbage i'm convinced that so you're right i think you said that uh heather was there so heather was there i'm completely convinced that they brought up videos and we're trying to have like a moment and then all the girls were just assholes and they were like

we can't show this because like everyone already hates this group of girls already so we can't do this the rumor i saw this is all the very big speculation is that whoever matt ends up with they've broken up already and that he's dating Heather. And that's why. And that's such outland. That's so horrible. It kind of makes sense. I would be so cool with that. I would be so genuinely cool with that.

I didn't like Heather, though. I mean, I don't like her, but she got done so dirty. She deserves something. But anyway, girls all suck. I hate that Matt watched it back and said oh you guys like we all make mistakes and i wasn't perfect either i was like just just tell them they all suck like let's just let's just let's just call it as it is them all ganging up on katie super typical of course they're gonna game on katie you know why because they're all pieces of shit

and what do pieces of shit do they hang out with other pieces of shit that's just the way it is they always run in packs uh i want to include uh another fuck you to chris harrison um and then last thought i hated the beard not a fan not my thing my thing. He's got to trim it up. I think if he cleaned it up, it'd look fine, but as it was, not the move. And then they did a bunch of puff pieces. All the stuff where they were diving into relationships

was 110% just trying to bring some feels into the atmosphere and make people happy. It just pissed me off. Don't show piper they show piper oh she had such a good relationship it's like she's an asshole she literally stomped out like an eight-year-old like she stomped out didn't say a word to matt like i'm i'm over these girls but those are my quick hitters now let's move into the so hate it love it god damn it i hate it i fucking hate it all right sorry everybody who had to

listen to that do not edit do not edit that out in post either. I want that to stay in. But so we start off. Matt needs to have a conversation with his dad. I thought it was good. So dude, I was expecting the producers to bring him in and him not know about it. Like immediately it was him saying like, I want to have this conversation. I immediately felt a million times better about it though. Okay, yes. Agreed. I thought you were mentioning the dad matt yes glad he he seemed to have an idea of what's going on that was good yeah yeah the dad definitely had no fucking idea

what he signed up for agreed the dad showed up and was like we're here to celebrate you and matt's like why did you leave our family it's just like he, he's like, oh, it was gotcha. It was a lot. This camera, this camera, this camera. Tell the people what you don't got going on. You just got nondied. Shout out Kroll Show. Deep cuts here.

But I liked this segment. It was cool to see emotion out of Matt and see him on a deeper level because this whole season, all we've seen is girl drama and then Matt looking like a dumbass for the most part, like a naive little child. But I like this.

It gave Matt some depth. I feel bad for the dad because he's just going to look like a piece of shit on TV. I mean, granted, he did bad things. He did not good things and might deserve some shit. But it was... That man was like key and peel skit sweating towards the end of that conversation.

He had the towel with him too. It was good. It was, oh man, it was brutal. Bro, Matt's quote of, I didn't need't need no shoes man sounded just like boobie miles from uh friday night lights and i was kind of dying it's such a good moment that like it's really emotional i get it but i couldn't just think of he's from midland the whole time because he was like kind of crying through the words it was no it was i it was i thought it was cool i just i i don't think that should have happened on the show that's kind of my take on it

and i think it like like um matt released a statement too like about how it was just like relating to stereotyping like father's not being there type stuff like that. Even that aside, I just don't think this should have been on television. You know what I mean? This is such a deep, deep, deep, heavy conversation. Yep. I think he needed to have that talk with his dad for sure. Oh, yeah.

100%. There was a lot of crap going on. But yeah. Do keep a little bit off the screen he was he was opening he's opening the episode and he just keeps referencing i need to have this for me to move forward with these relationships everyone i was watching with just out loud kept saying go to therapy like let's let's go to therapy well that's the thing that's one thing with them to have in this conversation they're really like i think it would have been a better conversation if they would have had

someone facilitating there and yeah kind of moving the conversation but bro chris harrison's there come on oh god can you yeah he's actually the one facilitating that conversation chris harrison's sitting there talking them through it oh Oh my gosh. Oh, but overall cool segment. Um, honestly, like the best part of that episode, I wish we could have seen more like sides of Matt. Um,

there's rumors that, so there's one producer who has been the first season. He wasn't there in a long time was like peter's which yeah i didn't know this but a lot of people really liked peter's season i did not um but a lot of people liked peter's season and um it was fun they said because a lot of people like it because it wasn't as focused on like drama and all that kind of stuff um yeah that's true but now there's supposedly the producer came back and that's why the last couple seasons have been

awful is because all this one producer wants is to focus on drama and not like he doesn't want to show any of the other conversation. Yeah, exactly. And so that's I can see it. And that's why I think I think that's one thing that this season missed out on so

much one. Have you guys heard heard what Abigail said on a podcast? No. She said, she said about 5% of what her and Matt talked about was her being deaf. But every single conversation that was aired was her saying she's the deaf girl. Yep. And it's like, I, it's stuff like that, that bothers the shit out of me. It makes me really want to like,

see these conversations they're having. I just think also, having a guy, if that is the case, the producer coming in and saying, you know, like focusing on all the drama, that's like,

you're making it an MTV reality show, not a, and granted, I'm not sitting here being like, oh, they all love each other. They're all like going to find true love. But you're making it heavily more one-sided to the just drama aspect. Like we might as well watch Flava Flava, Tila Tequila. Hey, those are both bomb shows. Both great shows but for what they are.

Not like The Bachelor trying to be those shows well that's that's it's just too much sometimes i don't know that's a problem because it blurs the line between like as you were saying flavor of love double shot of love with teal at the key lab and then the bachelor tries to take itself so seriously and it's this this is a journey where i'm gonna find myself and find my person it's like you can't say all this if we're just gonna get 15 weeks of girls calling each other names and being

shitty to each other yeah they gotta bring it back down a little bit that's it we're getting into senior living baby next season all the old people maybe bro I kinda wanna watch that all of us just like at least one episode so we're going oh no i will go full into that it's great content only one episode

please no i did you not did we say this in the last weeks or uh i think it was i think it was two weeks ago yeah but there was they're only casting males now so the females they got casted dude old ladies they're out there they're ready not enough old girls joking around last night that Claire was gonna be back her and Dale apparently are back together anyway let's reel this back in so

move into the first so this would be um Michelle yeah we got michelle michelle's batting lead off to this week and what did they do again i can't oh yeah oh god they had to grow no that was not a spa i was so uncomfy this entire date first off they're dipping their feet in my goddamn oatmeal that i have for breakfast they got that easy oats that they just threw in the microwave and just plopped down to the edge of the bed so so i would i don't know what we're accomplishing here what do you accomplish like is this it's supposed to be soothing i'm guessing put dipping your feet in oatmeal people put oatmeal on their skin for like skincare stuff like maple sugar are

we talking maple sugar are we talking like green apple no like green apple you got all the little dried fruit in there oh oh god i'm viewers you obviously can't see me right now but every time i'm talking about this my hands are going up and my shoulders are clenching. I'm uncomfy. Visibly cringing. That's cringe. And they had a good time with it, which was cool to see. It's not freaking tantric yoga with Serena.

You've got to make a good time out of it. You've got to have fun with it. gotta make a good time out of it. You gotta have fun with it. They had a good time. They enjoyed themselves. It seemed odd, but it was a good date because there wasn't someone doing it to them. They were all handsy. They were rubbing each other with butter.

They were handsy as shit, bro. But like, they got literally Mads laying there. She's goddamn basting him, dude. It's like, where's the rosemary and, they got literally, Matt's laying there, she's goddamn basting him, dude. It's like, where's the rosemary and thyme at? Like, let's get this going. Like, you gotta go one minute each side, throw in the onion.

She starts sprinkling potatoes around him. Some carrots. It was, it was a lot. And then, oh, the grossest part. Yeah, I think the butter is more like intimate than you know like hey let's sit and fucking oatmeal and then then we move into them in a milk bath together yeah bro like all about it i'm so curious about it it was the whole i would go chocolate there

was one point first off shut a Michelle, I know you're listening. Shout out for you peeping Matt's dick in the milk. There's one point where she pulls his pants forward and then dumps milk on him. I saw that little sneak peek you did there. I see what you're doing. I respect the

hustle. But, that being said, do not pour milk on a man's penis. Just't do it all right is that rule number one yeah what that's that's the title of this episode man don't pour milk on a man's penis all right i'll make it that i'm fine with that it's just i don't know i feel like that would what about half and half we're i know they're already submerged in it and everything, but just don't make that move. Let's do something sexy. Let's do something hot.

Don't pour hot milk on a penis. All right? I made this for you. Hot milk? Oh, my God. Made a pot of Kool-Aid. Deep cuts in here. Oh, God.

So then, flash forward. Hopefully, they took nine nine hour showers because they were all cleaned up with all this bullshit off of them what kind of spa day is that though where you like have to take a shower after your spa day like you're getting that messed up like they're they just rolled around in some food for a couple hours like that's not a spa day to me they were literally a dutch to it man come on they were literally in a fucking room set to medium high like it was if they were to like go into the next room and start churning butter i wouldn't have been shocked it's just that kind of a date where they just are whipping out random things and be like no no it's part of the spa day guys

this is all helping me find my person all right um oh they said that so much and i hated it i i hate that line i hate it's after serena says it but if you keep saying it after her saying it just cut cut the mic like get get the shit out of here but we move into their dinner and everything's with them everything's fine them. Everything's fine. Like they're boring. They're so boring and good together and he's not going to pick her. And that's, Oh man.

The thing, the thing that kept being said when we were all watching was she loves him. And that sucks. Like she is, she is. You're going to have a bad time i like i because i like her and i think she is there for him but she ain't getting fucking picked you ain't winning the show and i feel bad because like she doesn't know that but it's the reality of it yeah we we we check tape all right

we know this stuff but she ended up actually saying i love you to him during that episode like very openly blatantly straight he didn't say it back didn't he he wasn't like he didn't say thanks thanks yeah they're not really allowed to it's kind of everyone breaks the rules now though i look juicy too we'll talk about it later on the uh the third overnight date yeah but theirs was straightforward pretty boring they seemed really into each other it went well i think i think we talked about this for hometowns too they just keep throwing michelle first because they're just like let's get this over with like it's going to be normal. They like each other.

Let's go. Put the dad talk before it. You give us something good, you bring us back down again. You know we're going to stick around for the next date. Exactly. So I thought they were fine. I mean, again, feel terrible for Michelle,

but that's what this journey is. That's how the cookie crumbles, my guy. There's only one winner. All right. Then we got number two we got brie and then also oh yeah say with uh with michelle coming back and all of that i'm sure in between rachel is the most annoying person on this show so the first time the first time michelle comes back i can i I can understand Rachel being a little shook up. It's, damn, like she had overnight with him. She's the first one.

That sucks. Just got the pipe. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. But, yeah, she's like, dang, like, you gave Matt Suggie Huggy last night. That sucks. Suggie huggy. So then, but like, she was just, she's sitting there like fucking crying.

And it's like, they're both going to do what you're like going through right now. Like, they're literally both going to do the same thing. So don't bitch and complain to them. Because they're about to go through exactly what you're dealing with and you should see it coming and this happens every time i didn't think she was that bad because like that just always happens there's always one girl who freaks out so like i was kind of expecting it if like and i'll get to this after a breeze but in between the first two okay i get it it's probably a lot to see like an overnight you haven't seen you haven't experienced that yet but yeah we'll dive we'll dive back into that

fucking bullshit in a little bit on the brie but yeah on to breeze again i they seem into each other breeze normal yeah we're chilling you Breeze though what kills me is they highlighted her being like, yeah, I'm not outdoorsy. And he was also like, yeah, I'm not outdoorsy. So like why are you doing an outdoor date number one? And also Bree was like, I don't know why we keep doing these outdoor dates. Like that's not anything I'm really good at. And it's like I get stepping out of your comfort zone and doing something new. But also like disclaimer for the end of the episode like maybe this is why it didn't really work out because

it's like like you're doing a whole bunch of things that she wouldn't normally pick on a date so maybe she's not thriving like she's doing fine and like having fun but neither of them looked like they wanted to go camping so why are you guys going in the woods with a tent that neither of you know how to put up? Yeah, they are honestly probably just running out of ideas. There's only so much you can do in the middle of PA during a pandemic. So camping is a pretty big one. Yeah. One, I'm convinced Bree saying like from the beginning because she had the first date with her in Muddy and stuff.

And she said, oh, yeah, i don't really like outdoor stuff producers were like well got it congratulations you just signed up i don't know jim i heard i love outdoor stuff write it down literally she just signed up for outdoor education like you're going there welcome outdoor ed was great though don't shout out hate on it. Shout out Outdoor Ed. Shout out, I passed out, got into an ambulance, and got to go again. Was that a Hooters trip? That was the second time. That was another time he passed out. We'll discuss these later.

We'll get into that later. But, yeah. I'm convinced that Breed just being so open about not being outdoorsy, the producers are like, congratulations, you're constantly going to be outside. But the funniest thing, they have them carry all this fucking gear. They're staying overnight out there. Brie's fucking backpack is literally the size of her. Brie's backpack is literally her height. Brie is four foot one.

The bag is, it's overpowering her entire body. And they had to go and just set up camp to not camp. Literally, we're going to go, we're going to put a tent up, we're going to start a fire, and then we're going to head out after like 30 minutes. But like great job hiking all this shit up here. That was sick. Do all the hard work and then leave.

Yeah. But again, your stuff is normal. Oh, I want to. We'll skip. Because this is related to this. We'll skip to the after the episode like little bit. How do you guys like your marshmallows when you make s'mores? We talking full burn here

like i go golden you want enough where you got the shell on the outside if you want to like peel that bad boy off and then you can do it all over again like that type that type i'm gold but i err on like the raw side because i just really hate that if they're burnt. I fucking hate burnt marshmallows. They're disgusting. They show the clip. Brie has hers just like a torch all on fire and shit. I was like, that's why you went home. Congratulations. We found

out the reason. Girl probably never made a s'more in her life. She doesn't know what she's doing. Cut her some slack. Sorry, Brie. Brie, sorry. That was harsh. but so then yeah we move again this is another one not too much to talk about she's into him they like each other they talked about their single parents right like that was the main focus and they're just like i understand where you come from that was my only note on it was like matt got to talk specifically

about him talking to his dad earlier that day or that week or whatever which like huge i thought at that point that that might make brie get more points than michelle because that's such a like topical conversation for for him and so like so important that like maybe he gets an even better connection with her than brie or than michelle yeah no completely agree well in brie too had a moment where she was saying like oh i would want my dad to meet you and like and like i would want to see him as well and have him see the person i'm like that was like a lot like that's it's a super super powerful thing to say to somebody but that's just like that's not gonna happen matt matt literally the entire episode just in his head kept being like wait we're gonna engage at the end of this shit like he's just

he's just like not processing what's happening like i'm convinced he thought oh yeah i can just keep telling them like i'd be down for an engagement but like we're not actually gonna do this i think he's really in that i think he's into it i'm not like skeptical about him at all i don't know i i think he's i think he's slightly opportunistic but it's it doesn't matter agree to disagree it's fine yeah it's it's it's fine um yeah move through breeze him and breach it was perfectly fine um he didn't he didn't say he loves her though like it's he didn't say that to michelle though but he said it to someone else uh yeah so let's move into brie rock hell brie comes back rachel's literally a fucking mess they're they're telling her hey and they're both like michelle and

brie if you listen to what they were actually saying to rachel it was like it was very sensitive to her they were really trying to kind of sugarcoat it and not make her feel shittier. And my favorite part was they first cut before Brie comes in. Michelle's listening to Rachel say stuff. And you can tell that Michelle has just been fielding this shit from Rachel constantly for the last 24 hours. And Michelle's just like slouched over just like yeah and just staring at the camera just like god shut up

get me out of this yeah um but Rachel's pouty little bitch oh my god he took my turn but he was with two other girls it's your time to shine step up to the occasion yeah it would be

so weird though for all of them when they come back of like oh so what happened like as a person you'll be like yeah i got dicked out you have to be like uh it was it was good and that's always a lot of talking like we like talked which is like are you setting up an innuendo or like are you actually just saying like she also said oh we rubbed butter on each other like i which is like are you setting up an innuendo or like are you actually just saying like she also said oh we rubbed butter on each other like i would be like don't tell me that like i really don't need to hear it would have been like uh we talking margarine or straight up butter like historic historically land on fantasy sweets is like or a lot of people have said after the show that fantasy sweets is honestly of them talking like the entire night.

I mean, I could see that. It's the only time they have conversations without like cameras on them. So they talk about a lot of stuff. In Hannah B's season, she never hooked up with Tyler C. Like the hottest dude on the season, she never hooked up with him. But she boned Pilot Pete three times. Gosh. That's Hannah B for you though. on the season she never hooked up with him but she boned pilot pete three times gosh that's hannah b that's hannah b for you though you can't you can't fix it man um but yeah i i agree that

yeah this would be uncomfortable but uncomfy yeah it'd be super uncomfy but it's your time and if you do like yeah it's not a negative to you to take advantage of that in that way. Like it is your time to do what you want. It's time to go game face. Come on. But, and also love to say again, before she goes and she's doing all this fake crime bullshit.

I didn't see one tear. Go to an acting class you can't just poke yourself in the eye and force tears it doesn't happen anyway i have so many problems with the entire the entirety of this um with who the inevitable winner is gonna to be. Yeah. But so she goes on the date. First off, she's wearing this weird ass shirt that just flares open at her belly button. I don't know what that fit is. I don't know what that is. It's not a crop top though.

It's a normal shirt that literally just opened for the belly button. I did not look at her clothes that much. But at the very beginning of the date, they talked to Matt. He's like, I bet bet she's so happy to see me i just can't wait and then the next cut is just thunderstorm and it's her walking to him with like a pouty face on i was just dying and hey props props to matt finally he picked up on some social cues because he also had his little confession on he's like yeah i think something's up with her like thank you for realizing something for this the first time you know it only took you two fantasy suites to pick up someone else's vibe um but yeah they got the thunderstorms they're walking i i hated this

i i genuinely or just her her because. So they go on a date. She's being super pouty the whole time. And she's not even trying to hide it. She's not even trying to put a smile on it. It's like everything. She's like, yeah, okay. That sounds fine. Like, if you have a problem to that point. Say it with your chest.

Sack up and say it. Don't pout for the first 15 minutes of the date and then you finally get the courage to be like oh okay let's go talk about this yeah be an adult and bring it up don't sit there and like be passive-aggressive until he realizes it and then you bring it up like i've dealt with that too much before just be direct talk it out opening wounds out here for burn before the date happens get it out of the way so the rest of the dates fun not where half the date she's sitting there crying doing pottery at the same time yeah it's like it's not coming together very well no no no it needed more liquid

the pottery was too brittle so she needed to cry on it to get it you know well if she needed that's why if that yeah i was gonna say if that that thing did actually need her tears that thing's fucked i think it's not being made because she doesn't know what she doesn't know how to make that happen but um yes god i'm literally just picturing her just leaning super close to the pottery and just jabbing her eye trying to get tears to come out all right i'd say biggest that's i agree with brian the largest pet peeve on this planet is like if something is wrong say it like i can't read your mind just say it we could talk about it we'll figure it out maybe we're still a little peeved but you'll get over it and at least it was

talked about it's not like you oh it's like the classic oh what's wrong nothing and then nobody talks about it and you're like great this helps everybody but yeah and i well in how she approached it right they're talking and she's this at this and i hate this because this has been done so many times before. And it's always done by the winner. And it shows how dumb these men are. Because these men always pick the stupid pouty girl when they have two chicks next to them that are like ride or die like down for this. But Rachel tells Matt, oh, like this has actually like, the hardest week of this whole thing for me. You have no, like, it's been so hard.

No shit, asshole. It's hard for these other two girls as well. It's hard for him. This is, we're in the nitty gritty. Everyone's, everyone's hard right now. You know, no, I'm just kidding. But, like, no, but, like, everyone's having a tough time. And she just keeps complaining about

and she's the thing that bothers me and this is what they all do when they make this play is they're just trying and trying and trying to get the confirmation out of him if you watch her saying this stuff she's staring daggers at him like egging him on to keep saying stuff like she's like literally just the whole time they were talking she didn't smile once and he was saying super nice things and she just wants more and more and more she's just so insecure and like she's super insecure red flag that you need super super manipulative too it's just like it was it was hard to watch. And I was getting I was getting if you can't tell by my tone of voice right now, I am fucking heated about it.

But it's the same. It's the same thing that happened. He looked back like Nick Biel season. He has Raven and Vanessa at the end. Raven, they spent their last night together. And Raven's just telling him how much he's enjoyed this, how much he enjoys being around him, like just super happy when she being around him. Just super happy when she's around him. Vanessa spends

the entire last night, like, you spent the night with someone else last night. Why should I think you're going to pick me tomorrow? And then same thing as Nick picked her. I can't, it happens every time a girl's super

pouty. Dude, and granted Colton was obsessed with cassie cassie left the show yeah cassie literally left and that's such a trend and colton was like i can't like do this without her it's dude you have two super cool chicks that are like down for this what are you thinking people want what they can't have exactly and that's yeah and that's absolutely that's absolutely what it is but yeah rachel's just digging and digging for this like confirmation from him and finally he lets it he lets he he keeps saying nice things long enough that she's finally pleased with his answers and now she's fucking. Oh yeah sit behind me. Let's fucking make some pottery.

Motherfucker. Like it's just so so fake. And so artificial. I can't I can't handle it. It's going to be great. On like the after the final rose. When we see what actually happens. And if if they actually are end up the two. And if they're still together at this point.

Which who knows. Well and there's I don't know. I I'm scared but matt has had so many um statements and stuff about race and things like that it would be so backwards for him to be like yeah like i have a firm stance on this but like rachel gives some mean soggy so i'm staying here like no like you can't. You can't do it. Yeah it would be bad.

Can't do it. Their date ended with fireworks when they got to their like final fantasy suite thing. Bro that house that they're at is definitely like down the road from the like the main hotel and the other girls are probably in their rooms. All the other girls are yeah. Is there fireworks outside? Like we didn't get fireworks. What the hell is this?

Well, and this is like, this is like such a, they are emphasizing that she's the front runner so hard right now. Yeah. Dude, Michelle, they said,

hey, there's a bowl of oatmeal over there. Go put your feet in it. And then we moved to Bree. Did you see the size of Bree's room that her and Matt stayed in? Yeah, they were tiny.

It was tiny. Bro, then him and Rachel are walking up to where they're staying. It's a fucking mansion all for them. And then before he even like, before they even lay down in the bed to start making out, it's just fireworks everywhere. We see who the favorite is. We get it. They got the bigger room so that way they can go in different areas of the house and

not talk to each other about anything serious. Exactly. Just in case, you know, if I bring up our future, I can go in the other room real quick and take a five. And then you can take a five. And then we can just keep figuring this out, you know. But, yeah, the fireworks thing is just like you guys are nailing us in the head with yeah the front runner is but then it's rose ceremony time did you before we say it did you have any doubt on who was gonna go home either for a second i did for a second i thought they

were really teeing it up to be like rachel going and then i was like no so i'm smarter i i the people we were watching with everyone we all liked brie and michelle and most of us thought brie was gonna go or brie was gonna stay and then someone else yeah somebody was like oh i think michelle like i think he really likes her and i thought about it i was like it's i think it's gonna toss up at this point i think he's it's whoever's like the most second place so it's like it's a tough it's tough to decipher between those two um but then everybody was thinking rachel was gonna get the first rose i was like no bachelor producers are gonna try to gotcha everybody and they're gonna they're gonna make it seem like even after all this that Rachel's going home, Rachel's going to get all the confessional things at the rose ceremony. Boom. Brie, get out.

You have no job, Jack. You are not part of the show anymore. She's got no job, fam. But she's going to be chilling. Everybody loves Brie. She's going to have the hashtag sponsored ads all over her Insta. She's going to be popping. no job fam but like she's gonna be she's gonna be chilling everybody loves brie she's gonna have the hashtag sponsored ads all over her insta she's gonna be popping she ruined herself with that like it's fine if you want to quit your job like i'm sure other girls did you put so much pressure

on him by telling him that it was just he's gonna feel bad and now that he's gonna feel, he's going to feel bad. And now that he's going to feel bad, he's not going to feel how he felt before or could have felt. It's going to be, frick, she left her job. Like, that's going to be in the back of his mind. It may not be the first thing he thinks about, but he's going to think about it. And it's like, you're not going to win with that. It gets you to final three. Congrats.

Well, and it's also a big thing To say to somebody Who very Obviously has Commitment issues Someone who's Very obviously Not gonna

Dive head first Into this He's It's gonna be a major Like thing in the back Of his head But Yeah

When Bree Hey shout out to Bree She took it She took it on the chin I thought she Yeah She left She left She said a few words Wasn't a hot mess She was an adult about it Yeah, when Brie, hey, shout out to Brie. She took it on the chin. I thought she left. She said a few words.

Wasn't a hot mess. She was an adult about it. Didn't stomp out. Yeah, didn't fucking pipe her. You hear that? Pipe it up. Pipe it down. Pipe it down.

But yeah, I liked Brie's exit. It was fine. I hope nothing but the best for her. I hope she only finds happiness in this world. How PC of you. The preview for the next episode, though, is a big crying episode. And I'm still on the edge of like, does somebody send themselves home? I thought the crying was going to be in this episode because of the talk with his dad and it was only half of it it was like the first little clip of him crying happened

this episode but the one where he sits down outside and says like i don't know if i can do the show anymore happens next one the final episode before he proposes somebody like it's obviously not good like you can't sit down i say you can't do the show anymore and then go propose the next day but i like i think and i hope he proves me wrong i think he's just gonna be like oh this is such a hard decision yeah i think he's good i think it's gonna be a lot of his toe in christmas can you still do this like they're just setting it up just to have the preview of it being dramatic like it's not gonna be anything i feel like there is a clip too though of like the girls be like yeah he's avoiding me he's not gonna talk to me though so like it has to be something like he's not avoiding them i don't

know just hurts he can't walk well and like a lot of the but like a lot of those fast cuts at the end of uh like episodes are always like out of context and stuff like that. I agree. It's just the final episode usually is not that dramatic. I hope we get a good finale. Do we... I don't know if they said... Did they say it was two hours? Every episode is two hours. But sometimes they'll do it for finale

it'll be two hours and then one hour after the final rose after it. I think that's usually what it is, yeah. Okay. I was just curious um oh they don't have any more dates or anything so it's not yeah it's just it's literally just the girls have to meet matt's mom and then matt has to talk to neil lane who's gonna be it's just gonna be sponsorship in man wow these are big diamonds yeah i know i made them myself like i literally made these diamond rings and he's like well that's cool i want that one but we're gonna get like a nice 40 minute plug for that so that'll be nice um never seen anything like that on the show so that's great who we picking boys oh really i'm gonna go out on a

limb here yeah we gotta do it you know i'm gonna say nobody gets proposed to that's my guess i'm gonna go out on a limb here we gotta do it you know i'm gonna say nobody gets proposed to that's my guess i'm gonna guess something that's just not the obvious and could actually happen if it's not her nobody's getting a ring you have to say who and then if you think they're still together so you're gonna say no one and they're still not together yeah well yeah also that backs up the heather thing because like if it's no one it could be heather so you say no one and then heather i don't want to say heather no i'm gonna say no one and no one everybody's upset nobody comes out of this happy brooks sorry who the hell's calling me at 8 40 at night inside scoop it's abc hello telegraph uh i you know i know one thing for sure it's not gonna be michelle

i'll tell you that much michelle ain't winning the show. Michelle, I'm sorry. Love you. Think you've been a great asset to the team here, but you ain't winning. I think it's got to be Rachel, and I want to believe that they're not still together. I would be very, very happy if they're not still together. The one time

you hope they don't stick together. All the other ones, I hope they work it out. I think Rachel's gonna win, and I hope for all of their sake they are not together yeah exactly for all parties involved i hope they are not in a relationship yeah i fully agree i want him to i don't want him to propose to her he's gonna propose to her and then they're gonna break up in like three months because he's gonna be like oh you're part of a sorority thatity that has frat formals on a plantation. That's probably not cool. And she should be like, but, but, but. He's like, yeah, let's pray.

And then Chris Harrison will chime in and be like, oh, yeah, we weren't as woke, Matt. Just by the way, I'll give you guys five, though. And he'll walk away. I kind of want him to be with Heather, though. He seems like he, I think he wants to be married and settle down and all that nonsense. And she seemed really into him already. So I hope they're talking. I want to believe that.

If she still remembers who he is after knocking her head around. Oh, poor Heather. I hope she got a paycheck because, man, they did her so dirty. But goodness gracious we'll see the finale next week we will hit that finale hard

so moving into WandaVision the finale was this week it's late oh it was so good out of 10 people rate. Out of 10. People rate it. Out of 10. What do you think? I probably have to give it

a 9 or a 10 out of 10. I thought it was... It pieced everything together. We got good moments. We got dope action. We got the future setups for different things. I thought it was awesome. We had some sad moments in there too that i was not prepared for

like i was i thought i was prepared oh yeah dude i'm i am a big crier at television or movies and stuff sad boy i'm a big sad boy especially your mama's favorite sad boy your mama's favorite sad boy my most the worst time if i watch anything when i'm hung over it's like i only have sadness in my body like i i find sadness one emotion only if i'm watching something if i'm watching something when I'm hungover, I am going to be a mess. And I kept it together for the most part. But, man, there was one part where it was just hitting. It was hitting hard. All right, we'll get into it.

Corey, what are you thinking? I'll do 9 out of 10. I'm going to give it the minus 1, though, because of my impatience and the X-Men universe stuff. Fair. Yeah, we can get into it they kind of teased us on that and then gave us nothing at the end i thought it was great though man hit us with a boner dude yeah i'm saying they literally did marble don't hit me with a boner dude i fully agree with you though with like even just with paul bettany could suck a dick

for being like oh there's gonna be this big cameo and he's like oh yeah i was talking about myself because there's two visions like dude you're such a dick everyone knows such a hollywood actor thing to do and it does crack me up like after it happened i was like yeah it seems about right i hate just like you know everyone's gonna hang on your every word on like what's coming up and that they're gonna speculate wildly on everything so like just be careful what you say and then i'm more mad about the uh elizabeth olsen there's gonna be a cameo like so that quote i looked up more stuff afterwards that happened that quote happened before the evan peters it did but afterwards that happened that quote happened before the evan peters it did but then i heard that that wasn't the cameo that she was talking about

i don't know if that's true but anyway based on what people like people were saying not the actors apparently all the actors said stuff like that before the evan peters thing except for paul bettany which kind of kept fueling it so which to her point yeah if that is your cameo like luke skywalker then i get it but also it pisses me off because it's not because at this point unless it's a very big slow play which is why it's a nine out of ten for me because it could happen but they didn't do anything with it like it's not going to be the x-men for all we know and then it is so then you you can't say that that's a luke skywalker cameo if it's just an actor that you're bringing in from a different universe that's not going to connect which is why i still think there's hope but like come on oh i fully think that's them not setting it up per se, but teasing of like, we will, but this isn't it,

which sucks, but like- It's a long con. They absolutely will. And we talked about this last time. Like, they're not dumb enough to throw Evan Peters in there and not have any, any implication or any connection. Yeah. Or, yeah.

Like, there's no way they just were hey you want to come shoot a few scenes for us like it's not a worry it'd be great they know what they're doing exactly like you think people this is not the case but just picturing it's funny like people didn't realize that he

was in Fox at Marvel they're like scrambling around like oh shit shit guys they played Quicksilver in the other universe. We gotta tie this in now. They're rewriting the script of Spider-Man 3 and Doctor Strange 2. That would be geeks,

as Rooks would say. That would be geeks. I liked how in 75% of it before she got her suit, which is sick she's just like fighting around and sweats in a hoodie oh yeah i was i was i thought that that was geeks it was very funny when she she was in sweatpants i wonder how long like she wore that outfit in like real time when they were shooting it because she was in that sweatsuit for what three episodes just vibing yeah at least i'm the actress i'm happy yeah that must have been oh that must have been great but it makes the reveal for like the whole new suit and everything like that much

sicker and just like oh it was so dope it's done so well because it's like so good very much reminiscent of like the comic book one which they like they showed like the halloween episode that's like sort of what she looks like in the comic books but very modern on it there's photos of her versus magneto and it looks just like the new magneto costume and it's just it's so well done and just like sick and like my my only knock on the episode at all was spoilers. When Wanda and Agnes are fighting and then Agnes can't use her magic. And all of a sudden there's these huge runes in the sky.

That's such a good spot. You can't. You could only the witch that casts her runes can use magic i was like like i know it's a callback to what agnes did to her but it was i saw that coming from 8 000 miles away yeah i saw it coming when in the preview of the last episode they highlighted that scene like did they i didn't i didn't see that yeah they highlighted that scene in the preview of like last week on wandavision or whatever it was it was like that line verbatim from agnes it was like only the witch inside who casts her own runes can use

her magic and that was the only thing they highlighted it wasn't like any other conversation when she was in the basement it was like that line and then they cut to the next thing like showing the kids or something. And it was like, okay, well that's gonna play a part in this. You don't just highlight that. Yeah, that sucks. I didn't see that in the preview and that's super obvious. And I kind of hated it because yeah, it's super cheesy, but it's a superhero movie.

They're gonna have their cheesy lines. But I loved it. When it happened, I was like, the runes! Overall, again, this is coming from someone that gave it a 9 out of 10. but I loved it. When it happened, I was like, I mean, the runes. Overall, I, I'm, that's, again,

this is coming from someone that gave it a nine out of 10. Yeah. I enjoyed it. I thought it was awesome. Spooky hands too, man. I thought she was done for.

Them spooky hands. Bro, when the white vision shows up and like, she's like, Hey, it's a vision again. And then he just starts

to grab her head. He's about to like, game of thrones, smash her eyeballs in. I was like, dude, if they was like dude if they do that if they do that there's no way marvel gets graphic as hell it just pops dude pops fucking wanda's head wild i'm just picturing the billy madison scene where he shakes the kid's head stay here don't cherish it but i loved it was one it was i loved the the other vision because it was cool because now vision exists again yeah his line at the end of like i'll see you in another form or whatever the hell he says that was cool it was who knows what i may be next

i have that written down for some reason that was cool um yeah i thought man it was it was so good so freaking well done the freaking monica jumps in front of bullets for the little kids at like three quarters of the way through i didn't think of anything of it until the end i was like those kids aren't real she just jumped in front of bolts for no freaking reason she doesn't know she's bulletproof she's almost killed herself for no reason there's literally no did you see after credits yeah well uh yeah yeah you see both after credits yeah they might be real the whole thing is she might like be trying to cast dark magic to get them out of like some universe or something, I think.

Or like, remake it. Because she hears them calling for her and stuff in the end. But also, I didn't think about this until Brian just said it, huge callback to Quicksilver and how he died in real life, jumping in front of bullets.

Good call. Everybody loves Wanda. What? Or her fake children yeah but they tease so much for the future which is really cool they mentioned she's going to be stronger than the sorcerer supreme which is dr strange agatha also said you have no idea what you unleashed which okay yeah setting up everything and then monica has all her powers she can apparently like see magic at some point she saw the necklace on boner's neck and knew that's what was controlling him oh yeah can you just say that can you just say that line one more time to the mic for me saw the necklace on boner's neck so they're set up so much though and what i didn't realize i

read online of the timeline for everything before corona was dr strange was supposed to come out like a couple weeks after this tv series so it was supposed to directly go into dr strange and there was all the speculation of is she going to be in that one? The director said, okay, yeah, it directly plays into that. And then Elizabeth Olsen herself said, right now I'm filming Doctor Strange. So like super obvious now. Got it. She's going to be a main character in that one too, which is awesome. Yeah.

Yeah, that's sweet. I can't. Yeah, no, I, she's going to be, from what I remember from my knowledge of. X-Men stuff. Like the old X-Men comics and stuff, Scarlet Witch is a fucking badass. Like Scarlet Witch is a beast. She's supposed to be...

Like power level wise in comparison to everybody else. Corey was saying last week that he's saying that she's kind of the Jean Grey of this sort of universe instead of I don't think Jean Grey's gonna come back and do the same thing they both have giant red magical powers and are kind of just unstable you can't have two of those in the same universe I think they're pretty much like a mirror image

of each other which is like they're both dope so like well I think they're a little there's some differences there oh for sure. Because the whole thing with Jean Grey is she's... Jean Grey or like Phoenix, like where she's freaking... But when she's Phoenix, it's like super irrational and just fucking death to everybody type shit.

But Scarlet Witch is... But she's... She created a whole world. But now she's in the... She's in the process of learning about it now, though. And now she's... She's getting some street smarts. That's kind of what Jean was, too.

Like, she was still trying to learn it. She just didn't. And at least the shit that we've seen so far, like, she never got to the point where it seems like Scarlet Witch is going. Or maybe not, because we still have a whole multiverse movie that has to happen where a multiverse is created or tapped into. And who's going to do that? Like, I think it's going to be her.

And it maybe it comes again from something like uncontrollable, like they like you said, or Brian said, they teed it up with Agnes being like, you don't know what you've unleashed you don't know this like yeah she's studying up but like okay she's not gonna be like an expert at magic afterwards so it could be that yeah which i like i like the like troubled hero superhero like you don't like she is constantly trying to help but maybe is going to be doing more damage and therefore you know is she a hero or is she a villain like to her she's trying to be a hero like i think that's sick because it's not as like clean cut yeah it's not black and white like superman where he's just like yeah save the day save a little kid from a car or whatever well that's that's that's less interesting especially nowadays because there's very few things that are black and white now every there's gray area to everything so it's much more realistic

and relatable and you have enough time on tv shows and movies to actually flesh all that out so yeah it's really cool did so much for her character and if she's going to be in doctor strange next to like she's definitely going to be one of like the main four or five of like the avengers for the next like era she'll be the one of like either captain america uh hulk thor iron man kind of types so really cool to see freaking the one thing i wanted to talk about was since when can robots cry? Vision starts crying at the end. Rachel and the Bachelor can't shed a single tear.

This dude's made out of metal. He's got water coming out of his eyes. He's a vibranium sistozoid and he can still cry. Some bull crap. That's where I call, that's where you get minus points. Take notes,

watch some WandaVision. Exactly. Step your film up, dude. The one thing, I didn't check on, because I need to go back and look again, but we're talking about how Marvel never messes up a line, or they always make something out of it. What happened to Monica's line

about there being some scientist friend that's going to be like... Was that the one that just got her the car that didn't actually go into the hex? I don't think so, because again, they don't mess things up. They're going to call back to hex. I don't think so. Cause again, they don't mess things up. Like they're going to call back to it. Like,

I don't know if she, I I'm going to rewatch that episode where she, like her friend came in. Cause I don't know if she explicitly like called out, like, this is the person, not that she's going to look in the camera and be like, Hey guys,

this is what I was talking about. See her? This is her. But because I mean, there's still going to be a fantastic four movie and like things get delayed because of everything so i feel like the timeline would have synced up a little bit better and maybe they're gonna mention it in other shows like i mean they could mention something in falcon and winter soldier where they reference that same science group scientist who whatever yeah

whatever that group is and they could just constantly like reference it briefly in different things and then all of a sudden it's like bam and then monica's just like oh yeah that's my uh my friend you guys remember like uh two movies and a couple episodes of tv shows ago like i mentioned that one line and then nothing with wall this one she's about to she's gonna get more screen time and stuff so i'm oh yeah i'm assuming it's well especially with like the uh the pre the post credits yeah yeah what do you guys think the if we're gonna take the original avengers and now we're gonna talk about okay post end game who are the new people taking over so i think the obvious obvious one, one-to-one,

is Spider-Man, Iron Man. That's, like, obvious, I think. And then I do agree with Brian, with Wanda, Scarlet Witch, being a huge character. I don't know if she definitely has, like, a direct relation. Maybe, I mean, you could... Obviously not as, like, power level direct relation maybe i mean you could obviously not as like power level is different but maybe you could say like black widow like has a dark past but like is a main character not like power level i'm just saying like it's the main four she black widow is

kind of a side character but thor is still in it so thor or spider-man scarlet witch hulk is still around i mean would you say would you say falcon and and uh no no no they're they're not up to par they're not up to par man they got a show yeah but they'll get their they'll get their little bits you know they might stay side characters we'll find out if they like try to do anything crazy in this tv series it's coming up in like two weeks but i think they don't like unless falcon actually gets like some super serum or mutation or something he's still like a human so he's gonna be like the hawk he's a bird man he's an idiot too he's always fucking everything up studying bird law oh ant man and still around yeah but he's not like one of the main like four is kind of yeah

no i agree i agree i agree i just conversation purposes i like it i like that thought but yeah i'm excited and i don't think it is gonna i don't think it's gonna be a core like five again like it's gonna be more of a hodgepodge of everything for sure but they're setting up spider-man and scarlet wish to be really big did you guys see this title for the new spider-man is spider-man no way home yeah so everyone's like okay obviously multiverse he's gonna get set to some other thing and then never be able to come back rooks you've heard the rumors of all the other spider-men being cast yeah right okay yeah i know We talked about this. I talked hours about it with Corey a bunch because we're hyped about it, but I

didn't remember talking to you. If I don't see emo Tobey Maguire, I'm going to lose it. And I said I want to see crying Tobey Maguire. I want to see him just his face, the entire frame, him crying and looking like he's going to poop his pants.

Yes, I have his little bicycle helmet on while he's delivering pizzas to prime the best it just man covet sucks because all of this would have lined up so well because i feel like we keep forgetting like the last spider-man had the end jonah jameson scene where it's like everyone knows who spider-man is and he directly lines up in a different universe so you're at least saying okay like he exists in the other spider-man too so that's a huge like thing and then you go from that directly to wanda vision which should have come out a while ago and then you go from that directly to WandaVision, which should have come out a while ago. And then you go from that into like Doctor Strange. Like, I'm curious to see if everything still syncs up really well, because they obviously had to jumble things around. So now TV shows are coming out later and movies are coming out much later.

So is it going to be delayed and we're going to get the same order or is it going to be like. I would I would think it's just gonna be pushed back but like things are gonna still piece together like that yeah things will definitely piece together really well it's marvel like they haven't figured it out because not every storyline goes one to one to one to one like they have like four or five different things happen at the same time well then also now like with this they've had more time to think about it and everything too yeah i honestly think the pandemic's great for the mcu and everything because like they needed time to slow down in between all this and this is the perfect excuse for them otherwise people will be like why is

there not a morpho movie out right now but like everyone gives them some credit like hey no one's doing anything right now yeah but i would also i agree But also, they're not going to lose viewers or anything if they waited an extra year for things. Because people are going to chop off their own arm like Winter Soldier just to go see these movies. Dude, if they delay this anything another month, I'm out, dude. What are you talking about? I'm done. He's too busy. He's got things to do.

It's been 15 seconds. Call it. Rooks, are you going to watch Falcon Winter Soldier? It's in two weeks. Oh, for sure. Dude,

it's content, baby. I love, it's like, it was the same thing going into Mandalorian. I was just excited for more content and more stuff to watch

and then Mandalorian just flipped my world upside down. I was glued to that shit. Yeah, I'm just excited for more content and more stuff to watch. And then Mandalorian just flipped my world upside down. I was glued to that shit. Yeah, I'm just – I'm excited. Bucky and Falcon, they've always been like there. And I want to dive deeper into it. It's the same thing as with all these other characters. I just – the more backstory we get on everybody everybody the more awesome this whole shebang becomes you know i'm just like picturing re-watching these again

with like whoever's never seen them and being like after winter soldier and falcon falcon and winter soldier like say something big happens and all of a sudden now we're like obsessed with those characters we go back in our re-watching like binge watching with like family whoever's never seen these and you're gonna be like oh man this this hero is so good and it's like they're gonna be so confused for like 10 movies because they're gonna be like they didn't do shit like yeah he's in a bird costume flying around the other one's got a mechanical arm like what do you want these well then is is it, was it, is it in, um, in Civil War? Is it Falcon or Vision that shoots, um, roads out of the sky? Oh, it's Vision.

Okay. So I was like, I thought, I thought it was Falcon. I was like, Falcon just fucks up everything. Like he literally just, he shows up, gets like, he kills like three bad guys with lasers off his wings and then gets tossed to the side by somebody else. And then we don't see him again for the rest of the fight. I think Falcon has like guns and like some missiles and like, that's it. I don't think he has like lasers.

He's got wings, dude. Well, Falcon was the Rhodes to Captain America. So like Captain, so Iron Man had machine, a war machine and then Captain America had Falcon. Man had War Machine, and then Captain America had Falcon. It was like, okay, we all have best friends. Great. Cool. Too goofy. But yeah, that series is going to be good.

We looked up the timeline for everything. It's like a TV series, and then a movie, and then another movie, and then a TV series, and it all just like back to back to back the entire year. It's going to be great. That one's going to be, I feel like feel like more soldier mission that type of a deal i think i think it's i think it's gonna be very especially after this kind of more mind fuckery series we got i think this is gonna be much more action shoot yeah backflips spitting kicks i mean throw someone through a wall plenty of exposition

bullcrap too because like they need their backstory like you said but yeah i feel like wandavision had no action until the last episode like this one's definitely gonna be like every episode there'll be a little bit of something i do like the idea of getting falcons back and winter soldier background but we have nothing with falcons background he was like yeah like i was part of a i used to fly machinery in the army or in the you know air force or whatever and it was like that's all you got yeah it's like you want to uh fight gods and aliens yeah yeah and then like what a soldier we got his background a little bit. So like, I don't know. I'd be excited to see that. More Falcon than Winter Soldier.

If it's like him. Yeah. If it's like Anthony Mackie sitting on the couch watching TV, getting a phone call from the Air Force, then I don't know if I want to see that. I am dying if that happens. And that's the only backstory they give him. Just one episode of the series and like signs up for the military and then he just like gets fitted in the machine and just

that's it you look like a guy who likes birds do we have the soup for you they get winston from new girl with his bird shirts they recast falcon to be winston from new girl i would love that i'll be all the multiverse i need yes it'd be so good oh my gosh first off random tangent here um i i missed one big note from the women tell all i know this is i know this is not bachelor time i know i. I'm sorry, listeners. I apologize. My biggest pet peeve of the women tell all, and this always happens, the one bitch who went home super early but has something to say about everything that happened. Yeah. Mari, if you are listening, please shut up and enjoy your 10,000 Instagram followers you got from the show.

Thank you. All right. Anyway, sorry about that. Sorry. Back to our regularly scheduled programming. Somewhat regularly. So earlier we talked about Burn passing out a little bit. Outdoor Ed. I want to give a little more context.

You can tell Outdoor Ed. Outdoor Ed I actually didn't see because I was on the second week. And then you passed out and then we're my week okay let me talk like as somebody who was not there did they have like a notice of like after if you were there second week saying if you pass out or you see somebody pass out here's what you do because that would be fantastic little signs up there with like cartoon figures but my face posted on all of them no it's just it's just somebody took a photo of you lying on the ground unconscious don't be this idiot so we talked about outdoor ed every year for sixth grade red rooks

at our middle school yeah yeah we had nature's classroom up in east greenwich, New York. Nature lover? That's what they call me. So we had something similar to that. And it was like a dope field trip for like sixth grade. You go out for like it's the best two, three days like out in the woods and you sleep in cabins and just like hang out. No, it's not geeks. It's just like

awesome. You get to hang out with chicks which as a sixth grader you're hyped for like you're forced to talk to the female species which is crazy you should play like capture the flag and then like learn a little bit about like trees or something and like it's just dope we we learned a michael jackson thriller line dance which i killed oh my gosh as somebody who's known you guys for years this is really funny because i didn't realize that multiple stories that you guys have told were on the same week. I've heard the Michael Jackson thriller story way too much. Crushed it.

And I did not know that that was the same week that Burn is passing out. There's one other story, too, that we talked about about – we're not going to talk about it here. But there's other stories from that weekend that you've heard, too there's a lot that happens it's two weekends because it kind of happened the first weekend in the second one but so it's an awesome field trip everyone's hyped to go i'm with stack on the first one right rooks and then yeah you were with stack and then yeah i was so mad because my two boys were on the first one and I'm on the second one. And I was hyped. It was cool.

We were ready to go. That morning, I vividly remember breakfast. I had Toaster Strudels. But for some reason, I didn't eat all of them because I'm an idiot. Toaster Strudels are delicious. That's breakfast of champions. Hey, Pillsbury, if you're listening, sponsor. Absolutely. You send us one box of Toaster strudels like a month

we'll put in like an hour-long ad but so i had like half of a toaster strudel you have to wake up so early for this field trip that it's like 5 a.m i have half a toaster strudel it's like a four-hour like bus ride up there it's hot i have no food okay this bright and heat does i would just i would just like to say this burn it is not four hours away i can i can literally look up right now i know where it is i can look i was in sixth grade okay but like it's still it's a field trip so you have to get up super early we go sit in the cafeteria forever then you're on the bus and you're sitting around and so i'm like dying hungry on the bus i like it starts to hit me but you're sitting down you're fine it's happening whatever i this had

never happened to me before i was whatever i'm hungry okay but then we're outside standing around for like waiting for the other bus to come and so we're like kind of in the woods just like standing around doing nothing and i just keep telling stack like dude i'm just really hungry and that happens and we're waiting like half an hour for the other bus and the next thing i know i just wake up on the ground and i'm just like oh no i don't know what happened i'm like what what did what happened and like all the like chaperones are around me like gathered around like freaked out and i'm just like sitting there just like dazed they're probably you know the chaperones

are probably freaked out because they're like I thought the trouble was going to come on at least until we got on the bus like nobody's gone anywhere you're just still waiting no no no we this was we got on the bus went all the way there then I passed out and then you pass out

so I already took the whole trip there. Rooks, how far away is it? Did you look it up? I couldn't find... I forgot the exact name of the place. I'm pretty sure it's about an hour and a half to two hours away. Okay. I'm pretty sure. But hour

half, two hours on a bus, they go slow. Two hours in sixth grade time is four hours. Come on on that's fair that's fair give me that especially we all you um little youngins out there we ain't had no phones ain't no i don't i had a flip phone but i could literally only call my parents that was the only thing my phone was the game that you would the tap the fingers and you had like one on each sticks sticks right yeah sticks like that you know poke poke holes in the back of the seats on the bus with your pencil come on man always but so we

get there we're there when it before it happens i pass out all the people are freaking out around me they're like what's up what's up are you okay i was like i'm just hungry and that's all i say to people because that's all that's wrong i was just really freaking hungry but so they call an ambulance because like like i passed out they don't know But so they call an ambulance because like I passed out. They don't know what's wrong. So an ambulance comes and picks me up. He's dying. All the people around me are like freaking out.

I talked to them later. Like, we thought you got shot because you just put your arm on someone and it just fell over. And I was like, dude, I don't even remember falling or putting my arm on anybody. Are they using a silencer? Oh, I thought you got shot, but I didn't hear any gunshots, by the way. No. Yeah, dude. No.

Oh, my God. It's Jason Bourne. Like, no, dude. The moral of the story is eat the second half of your toaster. Like, that's – Brian wakes up. Does anyone have the second half of the toaster? I mean, pretty much. So, like, I sit in the the freaking ambulance and we go to the

hospital my mom has to show up obviously they're like she's freaking out like dude i'm just hungry it's like i just get in the car go home and like the people in the hospital like ask me a million questions i'm like dude i'm just hungry that's all i say i have looked up i have the like sheet of paper from the hospital in my like things. And it says what's wrong. Why? I don't – because I have random – all the paperwork that my mom gave me. I need this for safekeeping. I have my vaccines and all that and paperwork. And that was part of it that my mom just gave me.

Because it's the only time I've been to the hospital. But so on it, it's just hypoglycemia, which means just low blood sugar. I literally was just a little fat kid. I was just hungry. I'm so dead. You have a doctor's note from the hospital saying this kid needs more food. Somebody get him some milk. This man literally said, I need this.

I'm going to keep this. I'm going to hold on to it. Just in case. You never know. I didn't hold on to it. My parents did. It was in their stuff. But you said you have it.

Put that in your wallet. The next time you go out to eat, just be like, I'm hungry. I have a doctor's note. Literally, there's a huge line in front of you. Excuse me. I have a doctor's note. Excuse me. Excuse me.

I had hypoglycemia in 2006. Okay. You can back off. Where's the hypoglycemia line at okay you can back off where's the hypoglycemia line at where do I stand I'm picturing the like in the ambulance somebody's sitting there with a bowl of oatmeal kids stick your foot in this

let's go you need some more sugar absorb some sugar through my skin but so I got to go on the second field trip with Rooks and it was great and it worked out it was late and i remember having a ginormous breakfast that morning my mom made me so much food it was like don't pass out again please it's like all right it was hey hey worked out for me man worked out moral of the story if you're in middle school and you're going on a class trip, pass out if you're not with your friends. Two toaster strudels.

Not one, two. No, no, no, no. I'm going the opposite way. I'm saying if you're not with your friends on the weekend. Negative two toaster strudels? Yeah. Throw up two toaster strudels and you'll be with your friends next week. I mean, I have friends on both.

You're going to love the way you look. I guarantee it. Lose a few pounds. Get to hang out with your friends. Yeah, Burton showed up week two shredded. This man showed up down to his core just shredded. Everyone's like, you look so good. Pass the fuck out first week. What's up?

Haven't had a toast drill since. Can you tell? Now we're going to move to this. This is one of my favorite burn stories. Me, burn, buddy Mendy. What's good? We're going to Hooters to watch a UFC fight.

How old were we? Was this early high school? Yeah, this was like ninth grade, I think. Yeah, it was early high school. Bunch of kids showing up to Hooters. It was probably 10 o'clock at night. It's all these drunk adults. You know Hooters, just being weirdos, being creepy, creepy dudes.

But we're in line in the front and we have to wait to go in. Burns stated, oh, I'm so hungry. I was like, shut the fuck. I was like, I can see the list. We're like three people down. I was like, shut the fuck up. We're going to go eat in like 10 minutes. Like, it's going to be fine with you.

Hey, I didn't see any doctors. No, I had had no idea i didn't have the paperwork at this time my parents burns like freaking out he's like dude no i like brooks like i'm hungry i i need food and i was like shut the fuck up we're almost there and i look up and I just hear this clank. There's a door behind us. Burn's laying with the door just resting on his head, like open. Like Burn fell through the door and it's just in the doorway and the door's just resting against the side of his head. And I was like, oh shit. And we like help Burn up and Burn just eyes wide open.

What happened? burn up and burn just eyes wide open what happened and but so it's for like it's for like a big ufc fight and stuff so it's like packed house they have like a bouncer guy in the front and he thinks that we're like drunk teenagers like he comes up he thinks burn just like drunkenly fell over which is hilarious and viewers burn doesn't drink um but he comes over and he's like yo like what what the fuck was it like he's like all like freaked out like skeptical of us now and we're like no he's fine like he just had like low blood sugar and still just sitting there just like like eyes wide open at that yeah burn didn't know where the fuck he was like i remember standing in line and we were in line for a while and it's hot in there if i'm hot and i'm hungry and i'm

standing i'm gonna pass out that's what i figured out and so i remember like being inside and then i remember being outside just on the curb and i was getting handed a sprite by the bouncer and then mandy went to the cvs across street and and bought me some Starburst. Yeah, by the CVS next door, Mendy grabbed Burn some candy. Yeah, the bouncer comes out with some Sprite. He's like, yo, here you guys go. Little did you guys know, Brian actually wanted to come back to Hoodoo's next week and watch a different fight with his other friends.

I got friends both weekends it was different the story i told you about that when that happened i was dating christina at the time and i was texting her about it and i told her like hey i passed out she thought i was just talking about like being a dick talking about girls being hot. Like, yeah, they're hot. I passed out. She didn't know I actually passed out for, like, three years. I told that story so many times. And, like, we were in, like, college. She's like,

wait, you actually, like, fell? I was like, yeah, I passed out. She's like, oh, I thought you were just, like, talking about the girls. I was like, come on. Three years later, three years after this happened, Bird and his girl are just sitting there watching TV. Come on. Three years later. Three years after this happened, Bird and his girl are just sitting there watching TV.

I still can't believe you fucking said you were passing out over those girls at Hooters. Why are we even talking about this? I'm just saying. No, I told you. That's the perfect time for a doctor's note. Could have proved it. Oh my God, that I told you. That's the perfect time for a doctor's note. You could have proved it. Oh my God. That's so funny.

It's great. But so I haven't passed out since. I am 27 years old. It hasn't happened since I've been like 15. Brian is 27 years old. That's me clapping. I have conquered my hypo. You're sober from not passing out.

From no sugar. As you know, I eat peanut butter constantly. That's probably what's keeping me alive. I will continue that trend. Yo, I eat peanut butter constantly. That's probably what's keeping me alive. I will continue that trend. Yo, speaking of peanut butter, yo, your boy huge milestone in a human's life. Lost your food virginity.

A few weekends ago, your boy had his first peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I am 27 years old. But did you eat it correctly? Did you put the peanut butter on the outside and the jelly on the outside? So in the middle, there's nothing, just bread. So I didn't make it.

That sounds pretty messy. That sounds pretty messy, but I didn't make it. You didn't have your PB&J grubs on? I went golfing, and this guy we were playing with, super just out of nowhere, was like, oh, you guys, if you guys need PB&J, I made some for all of us. Rooks was like, what the fuck's up with you? PB&J, I've never even heard of that. I'll tell you this right now, that guy's passed out previously.

He has snacks at the ready. But yeah, no, I was like, oh, I was like, one, so I was like, well, fuck, I guess I'm going to have to eat this because I never had this before. I was gonna I was gonna get I was gonna get food after the ninth hole. We walk in to the clubhouse and like, oh, yeah, we're not serving food today. It's like you just like decide that like you're just like, oh, today's not a day for food. They actually just said usually people just bring their own sandwiches.

Exactly. But yeah, so I, you know i i took one for the team i ate my first pb and j and i was like it's good it tastes fine i it makes me so mad that it didn't like blow your mind like a guy who's never had peanut butter and jelly and you're like yeah it's food like i mean well and so if you so what kind of jelly huge i don't i didn't make it red or purple how do you not know i think red okay strawberry um but but yeah no i so i've eaten so many peanut butter just plenty so for the viewers i eat straight peanut butter sandwiches like white bread it's literally just bread peanut butter like so when i used to when i used to go to high school when i would go to high school i would have a diverse palate i would have four peanut butter sandwiches i have one in second period two at lunch i have one in second period two at lunch and then one

after school before practice what's more mind-blowing to me is not that at 27 years old you have your first peanut butter and jelly sandwich, but growing up, you had four peanut butter sandwiches a day and you never said, maybe I want to put jelly on this. That's the more absurd thing. I've had one of your high school ones too.

It's straight creamy peanut butter with like thin white bread. It's just eating school ones too it's straight creamy peanut butter with like thin white bread it's just eating peanut butter and it's so much peanut butter it is so bad so as as i described yes burn it is it is peanut butter in between two slices of bread emphasis on thick on the inside thin bread on the outside i do also have i will say not even having crunchy because at least it adds a different texture icky crunchy is fucking gross you guys are fucking disgusting no anyways the straight creamy peanut butter on bread yeah anyways um but yeah it was you know it was a good experience but yeah i used to have that many and i was like i don't need jelly i think it

tastes fine but then so adding jelly to it i like, this tastes like what I've been eating four times a day. Like what I used to eat four times a day, but just with like a little like sweetness. Like that's, that's my take, you know? That's my Yelp review on it. But let me ask you, have you had one since? Ooh.

No. I'm like, I'm in my, in my head, I think it would kind of be hilarious for me to not eat one again and then just be like yeah i tried it once but it's not really my thing and just like never have a peanut butter and jelly again i find it's kind of funny random side comments of that so when we were and this is not going to pertain to rooks because he just heard of what jelly was two days ago but But when we were in Tetra, a special interest org at Penn State,

one of the icebreaker questions we would ask people is what jelly do you prefer? And we like leave it open-ended like on a peanut butter and jelly sandwich or something. Randomly polling people, I think, I didn't crunch the numbers or anything, but I think the percentages would have been males picked grape like 90% of the time and females picked strawberry like 90% of the time

it was weird I'm a great and I think I yeah right great it all adds up I think I think this is a great opportunity for a little poll it's a great icebreaker to the community on Twitter. Denise and Chris from New Jersey, let us know. I mean, we're sampling the people that we need to. We're really spreading it out. We're spreading it around the country to only central Jersey.

It's weird. When I joined Tetra, they just asked me what the difference between jam and jelly was. That was my question. Oh, is that actually the icebreaker? Do you guys know that joke no i'm not gonna say it look at viewers look it up i i don't want to say it on air i think i don't want it to get like i

don't want it to be a sound bite that's going to be played over and over again so i'm not going to say it though you have to say that but oh another another another new bit i would like to install so one of my one thing i enjoy watching and i love people doing is tier lists so for the viewers there's going to be like different rows so there's an s row a b c d all the way down to f so different like tiers so s is the best down to F. So different tiers. So S is the best, down to F, which is the worst. I'm going to do the first tier list tonight.

And there's only going to be two items. And it's going to be crunchy peanut butter and creamy peanut butter. And I will start. I will go first. S tier, creamy peanut butter. F tier, crunchy peanut butter. And that's the episode. Thanks for having us. F tier, crunchy peanut butter. You can't.

And that's the episode. Thanks for having us. It was great seeing you guys. Bye. No, we're not letting you get away with that. I thought you were about to let it happen. No, hell no. We're defending crunchy peanut butter for the rest of my life.

You have boring white bread sandwiches with creamy peanut butter on the inside. It's like eating some mush. You got to have at least a little bit of texture. People hate the crust on bread. Are you a baby? Do you only have gums? You're just trying to really make sure you don't ruin your mouth? I am what I am. F-tier crunchy.

I don't think it would be responsible for our listeners to trust a guy's stance on peanut butter when they haven't even had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich until they were 27. Okay, I'm fine with that. But do you know how many peanut butter sandwiches I've had

where I've just been able to dive into the flavor because there's no distractions? I'm sinking into it. Are you mashing up your peas too and eating those because you can't handle it in your digestive system. Do you think I eat vegetables? The teacher has to make a plane noise and give him his peanut butter sandwich every class. No, Rooks at his day job is sitting at his desk every day and going – his neighbors to the left and right of him, his cubicle neighbors, they see Rooks, he talks.

They have conversations. But every day at lunch around noon, all they hear is, Mmm, peanut butter. That's all they hear. These are false claims just for the viewers. These are false claims. You're ridiculous. I'm fine with S tier, F tier.

If S stands for sucks and F stands for fantastic, then crunchy, F, creamy. That's not how this works. It's S all the way down to F. Did you not listen to my rundown? Oh, I listened and I changed it. Alright, Corey, you're up. It's situational

for me. Sometimes, you know, you like a little texture change. So creamy doesn't have to be f for you we can there's a lot of middle ground i'll do it yeah you guys are skipping over a lot of the options we have here uh i haven't bought crunchy in a while it's been a while not you know not 27 years while as the hit band Stain once said. Exactly. But I'll put I'll put Creamy at a at a A. Crunchy at a

C. Blasphemy. How dare you. Come on. A. I respect. As long as you know the hierarchy right? Because C stands for Crunchy. As long as you know the hierarchy, right? Because these strands are crunchy. As long as you know. But alright, we'll be doing a ton more tier lists in the future. Rooks has died

to do a bunch. There's going to be a wide range of them. I got some out there ideas in this brain and we're going to make tier lists for very interesting things. There's going to be a lot more arguments going brain and we are going to make tier lists for very interesting things. So be ready. A lot more arguments going on.

It's going to be great. If you have any ideas or tier lists you want to do or any dumb comments or you just want to yell at us every episode in the description, there's a link to send a voice message. We've gotten a couple. Thanks, Chris and Denise from New Jersey. Send us something. Send us something stupid. I'll put it in the episode no matter what you say. We'd prefer our listeners not to be from New Jersey.

No, I'm just kidding. Me kind of. If you're from Sweden. Chris. Go Devils. But hey, thanks for joining us on this week's episode of It's Wednesday, my dudes.

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Nobody. You heard it here. Eat your toaster strudels.