It’s Wednesday My Dudes - Ep. 97: Ruxx Wants More Cream

Episode Date: March 8, 2023

March Snackness is here as the boyos plus the podcast intern Dylan have a scholarly debate over which candy, chip, cookie, or otherwise shall rule supreme. Rate us 5 stars on Spotify! and leave a review and rate on Apple Podcasts! Links here to follow on social media! and find other places to listen!

And here we go. Dylan, you have a question. You have the floor. Oh, yeah. I don't remember the wording of the question, but I texted it to you. So what is it? Let me find my text with you. Good start.

This man's prepared. Very prepared. He's going to fit in. Oh, perfect. Oh, Dylan, the podcast intern really screwing up his first day at the job hey man i'm gonna first it was the image file size and all the the pixels but hold on hold on hold on almost there almost there almost there um good pod question okay here it is if you could do something dangerous just once with no risk of

injury what would you do get pushed into the road buy a pizza gunfight oh oh i like that that's actually oh like a duel yeah oh a duel with the western music a duel at six paces because what if i'm just like amazing at duels? I'm just the duel king. And then I could do it when real life consequences. You just said one time though, right? But if I hit him right between the eyes though. Then he could do it forever.

But then you're only dueling one guy. Exactly. I just have to find the same height guy every single time to duel. Because I shoot him right between the eyes. I feel like there's a lot of height variance in duels. You have to measure that out. That's what the paces are for.

You don't pace up and down. You pace across the ground. You don't know that. Ever been in a duel? You're doing it differently than I am. How many times have you dueled? Not enough, arguably. Who are you dueling in this scenario?

If you get one. That's a good question. I'll give you an option. No, specifically the lady. The employee. Yeah, the employee. There it is um that or aaron rogers or on the next plane i'm on the first person to stand up and rush to the front of the plane i'm picking that person out they get to if they get full harm though right they're not

protected no no they're going down they're going down. Yeah. And those people deserve to go down. Who would you want to kill? So Zach's choice is just, I would commit murder. Beautiful. No, I mean, so do I feel the pain of the bullet and I just don't die? Or is it like, am I like goop? Great. It goes right through.

Let's say you feel the pain, but like, you're all right. That's good because I'm into that. So it's like he has a headache, the effect of a bullet in the brain, but he doesn't die? Yeah. But then it'll pass. You wake up the next morning,

you're good to go. For your next duel. But in this duel, you would die. You feel dead. Honestly, that's assuming I get shot at that's how's that different from any other day for this question i would honestly i would just jump out i would jump out of a plane with no parachute like i would want just like the full feeling of fly but i but i know i'm not gonna die so i thought about that exact situation that's still terrified too i'll get a little you want to fuck you have someone pointing a gun at you fucking like oh actually i got a better one

can i change my answer like if there's no risk of dying it would just be more of an experience it wouldn't be like oh shit this is terrifying like this is so cool like i get to have this fucking experience you gotta you gotta like jump out somewhere really cool, though. Yeah. Would you be over water? I'm not going to fucking Nebraska or something. Yeah, I'm going to fucking somewhere awesome. Over land, for sure. Couldn't think of one awesome place.

Just not Nebraska. I said not Nebraska. So, fuck. Okay. Fucking... I don't know, man. Goddamn. Florida, dude. There you go. You're welcome. Still an arguably flatter piece of land. Don't fucking shoot someone, idiot.

No, I'm gonna change my answer. I'm gonna get a running start down a bowling alley and crash into the pins. That is so... You can do that now. You can do anything without dying. We'll make the pin the wrong way. This guy put me in my fucking place. This guy's like, I'm gonna do something that's mildly

slightly dangerous and will give me three bruises on my shins. Like, what the fuck is wrong with you? I'm actually surprised you haven't done that yet. Yeah. But then he also comes back on the ball like carriage return, like through it. So that's a little more beautiful too. That'd be tough. That'd be tough.

I don't know if you're making it through that. I you are that's the scenario what was the actual phrasing the question like an experience is that what you said hold on i gotta go find a text okay i got it just leave the text up man if you could do something dangerous just once with no risk of injury, what would you do? Oklahoma drill against Weapon X. But we've decided that you feel... What? Brian Dawkins, my guy.

Again, this isn't going to kill you. Like, why? Yeah, you basically got to do something that's likely going to kill you cause it's your one opportunity to do it without dying you don't think it could kill me? no I genuinely think if you protect yourself are you in full pads?

he can be in full pads and I am not makes it a little tougher I don't know cause apparently the stipulation was i'm not gonna die so i'm like well what stipulations could i put on it make me more are you doing them until you get hurt or are you doing it once uh does that qualify i feel like the question was like experience one time so i feel like it can't be more yeah one practice. One full. All right. I play in a game where he lines up against me and I get the ball every play.

I like that more. That's better. That's fun. And he has pads and I don't. Jesus Christ. Actually, you know what I would do? I mean, you pick jumping out of a plane and hitting the ground. Like, what are we talking about?

Like, why is yours good and mine's not? You have to get out of death free card. It's like, you might as well use it. Why are we just like, yeah, I want to experience severe pain. It's like, it's not going to kill you. I had a realistic answer to this, which was go to space because you could get injured. But I had to make it more nonsensical. I had to make it more nonsensical. I had to make it more nonsensical, so I would

ride the rocket ship into space. Now we're talking. What about experience heartbreak? What about light yourself on fire? That'd be pretty fucking nuts. That would be nuts. what would jump out of a

cory should save this so what would eventually when cooper dies he can use this and then not feel that pain that's deep what can you play the music jesus oh well i have an answer uh one rooks's direction of jumping off a tall thing the right answer but you jump off of a building because when you land you don't die and then you stand up and walk away freak everybody out kind of funny rob a bank you're talking about using guns but like make it a whole thing you can still go to jail though if you get caught no no no you said nothing bad happens to you i'm no i said you don't get robin no he said you don't get injured all right so if you don't get hurt though dylan put your surround yourself

in like a spiky ball i wish i had the button to play the music welcome to our podcast where there's set rules and then burn just changes the rules constantly i'm an avid viewer to like i'm well aware i feel better in the morning are you a sloppy joe or a sloppy jade that's for you to decide oh 2023 cory uh all third answer uh storm area 51 come on that one that one i can get behind thank you so in so in that scenario right music but in that scenario if you're pushing area 51 solo right they're just gonna get you like when you get knocked like you're not gonna be able to keep walking in there right like that's your one near-death thing is you getting shot once once, right? I got a mortar on him.

It's the experience of raiding Area 51. Getting shot at Area 51. It's like you hop a fence and it's right fucking there. That shit's in, like, a wide-open field. I'd like to experience the appetizers. I'm cracked.

Oh, God. It is Wednesday, my dear. I'm gonna fuck Oh, God. It is Wednesday, my dear. I'm gonna fuck you, Brian. Yo-ho. Yo, how do you get milk out of a crack? Give me milk now, mommy. Fat matches. Solve world hunger.

It's an animal. Can I get this vagina animal style? Bonnie is a wonderland. Be the way. I'm sweater. Ow! That came as an orgasm? Wah, wah, wah-hoo! That's like an orgasm? Wah wah Wahoo

That's like an orgy my guy What's up sluts The Olympics Are a fraud Your word is Reichstrabat Ew You're gross

Anywhere close to my butthole He is just eating right through Your bottom self Trying to lowkey Seducrate you Hey boo boo I shall not Yeah

I shall not Talking around Just shitting himself All the time Trying to have sex With a lover Gun to the penis What you need, brother.

White Jesus. Kirby's down there just blowing. Kneecaps are not organs. Fuck you, Ratatouille. It is Wednesday, my dudes. Welcome back to another episode of It's Wednesday, My Dudes. Episode 97. Resident podcast intern

dylan rosting's back welcome yo uh we got rooks and zach what's up cory did you say anything i didn't hear i did a high-pitched sound there's dogs barking everywhere let's hope the recording caught it I did a high-pitched sound. It was so high-pitched we couldn't hear anything. There's dogs parking everywhere. Let's hope the recording caught it. We'll have to do Film Room next week as well as this week. We have film to go over. And then we got the March Snackness bracket to do this week.

But first, be quick with your weeks because this bracket's going to take a minute. So, Dillon, you can go last, so you got a minute to figure out what you want to say. I'll go first, Brian. Thank you, Zach. My emoji is the ping pong ball and paddle mostly because they didn't have a pickleball. Turns out, guys, as athletic as you all think I am, I stink at pickleball. Big stinkies.

Couldn't be worse. Turns out I'm just bad with any type of sport involves two objects where you have to use one object to hit another one terrible i think it's a height thing i think my hand's so far away from my eyeballs that the hand-eye coordination isn't as good um baseball bad softball bad ping pong bad pickleball bad um so i'm gonna stick those sports with only one ball and one object such as football basketball um and other sports of the like brian you weren't listening i said two objects want to hit the other one that's okay though good try um golf ball baseball is a bat that hits a ball that's two objects yeah it's two objects no he the weight will continue

there's gonna be next week don't worry about it yeah yeah we got tape we got it um but yeah so uh not good at pickleball i found this out of my buddy's bachelor party in austin um but yeah i don't think i'll be getting any better at pickleball i'm gonna kind of put that sport to the side and just uh focus while i still have my knees uh to do actual sports um so yeah that was my weekend was that fast fast enough, Brian? Very fast. I love it. Also, not shocked you're not going to pick a ball. Because I don't think any of us would be. I don't know.

It seems like a sport you have to have arthritis to be good at. What? Okay, then I'm good. Oh, yeah, so Dylan's going to crush us all. Yeah. Brooks, Corey, you have the same weekend. So, speak at the exact same time and say the exact same words at each other and go cory you ready one just like we practiced one two three peanuts yo how fire we came up with another phrase for come ppa only how fire is that it's pretty

fucking fire is that it's so good um but yeah c word and then i like um that's a good one i like cock water too i think that's jesus cock milk that's cock frosting cock frosting i can get behind cock milk is like that could be confused for piss you know what i'm saying like yeah it's true saint white if you drink water it's clear like water milk's not clear i'm talking about water he said cock water oh i went to dc for dude's weekend that's a recap i have the american flag as my emoji what about you rooks my emoji is the low battery because i felt like shit on sunday and i was dying um that's because the boys partied friday night and then the entire fucking day saturday jeff and sheila came out no chase branches were visited

this weekend unfortunately but um we got fucking after it and yeah party party your two bottle service yeah clear clear's cousin got bottle service like it's her and like nine of my friends who are all blacked out and then cory and claire and i don't know what i don't know where my thought process was i don't know this girl i immediately took the bottle and started like pulling out of it i was like like nobody none of the none of like my dudes care about that like no one's gonna give a shit they're also gonna drink it but like i thought about the next day i was like that was kind of fucked up like that was a minus one on the on the board for your boy uh claire's cousin if you ever hear this i apologize but yeah it was it was a bad guy move um but yeah it was a good time great weekend fucking exhausted brian how was your weekend

uh good uh my emoji there's has to be like a microphone in there right i went to a lot of concerts uh one of them the person next to me hit me in the face of their hair about every five seconds the second one the opener asked the crowd do they like shrek and then just played the next song and there's no follow-up did not play a song from shrek and then just played the next song and there was no follow-up did not play a song from shrek was very disappointed sad also very confused uh third concert i pulled a muscle in my neck so that hurt like halfway through i had to like what concert were you at that you pulled a muscle hot mulligan yeah Live symphony version of Shrek. Went to Shrek on ice. Dude, I go to that shit.

That's hard. The audience on is on ice though. And then the Shrek people are in the seats. That's why I pulled the muscle. But yeah, so my neck still hurts. It's been like four days. So recovering. But yeah, it was a good week.

I was busy. Also tired. Also, I hate that john jones won his fight in like 30 seconds but you know no one else cares dylan how's your week my week was good four months whenever you want me to start from the beginning yes please yeah please i'll just fast forward actually just to save you guys uh so i'll just do this weekend Alyssa and I went House hunting Oh damn it I forgot my emoji I had prepared that

I'm really off Intern vibes What the fuck's wrong with you man I don't know rooks a lot My emojis are the bow and arrow And house Because we were house hunting And then

Saturday and Sunday I basically did nothing but watch a ton of college basketball and play 2K. It was a great weekend. You got in the tournament? The tournament? I really want to go with Houston

because they're ending up because they're playing in Houston. I just feel like the storyline's going that way. But I also feel terrible picking the number one seed. You got to do it though. They always, you know. I'm going with my gut. Aaron Foster said the NFL is rigged. So every sport is rigged.

It is. It is. I saw the script. Houston playing in Houston. It's happening. So if you want to win all your brackets, pick Houston. Sounds good. I need to make one.

Because I always, for some reason, do decently well if I just pick without looking at anything. It's because the people who know absolutely nothing always do well. Such bullshit. Fuck you, Brad. Speaking of brackets, before we get to our bracket, we'll see the film from last week we gotta prepare we gotta prepare for the tournament we got film study all right yeah yeah so i forget it was either rooks or zach called out

cory for saying refrigerator weird so it was me maybe it's nice i got the like the sentence he says and then i have just him saying refrigerator we'll have to have a consensus but here we go uh good on you jeff and then my mom of course like deconstructed like my refrigerator my refrigerator, my refrigerator, my refrigerator, my refrigerator, my refrigerator. That's the AI. You missed like a syllable. It wasn't as bad. Just in real time, I was like, wait, what the fuck did he say? I think I skipped over refrigerator, but.

Hey, that's film study at work right there. Guys, we're getting better practice makes perfect i just want to be the best i can be there it is like no one ever was are you ready for march's yearly oh yeah snuck in brian can you remind the folks who won last year's bracket uh probably what do we have the cups and the dons did what I think the dons oh okay okay I think you meant last year's snack it and I was no i don't know i don't have an answer for that absolutely last year was not snack themed was uh college basketball mascot themed the dawns absolutely won by a landslide

in real life did not make it out of the first round uh that was a big disappointment for us our bracket did okay for a minute and then it really quickly fell apart the first round it wasn't bad at all and then it just all was a shit Yeah but The snack it for this year We have the cookies region the chips region the candy region and the miscellaneous region and Since there's five of us and we're not gonna do five different brackets because that will take four hours

We're gonna have to do consensus, but there's five of us, so that should give us a tiebreaker. Oh, this is going to be brutal. There's going to be arguments, I bet. I mean, you know, that's kind of the point. But also, I think they're going to be relatively easy at the beginning because some of these matchups are just stupid. All right. So, Chip's region. One versus 16.

Nacho cheese Doritos versus Fritos. Come on. Say the conversation. Just move the number one and Come on. Say the conversation. Just put. Yep. Yep. Move the number one. Let's go to the second.

Number one's moving on. Anyone opposed? Nay. All right, cool. Eight first nine. Lacey salt and vinegar versus Funyuns. I know Rooks loves some huge Funyun guy. I'm going to I'm going to put my vote in for Funyun.

But if you guys battle back, hey, I'm not going to I'm not going to I'm not going to die on this hill. I'm with Rooks. I'm going to put my vote in for Funyun, but if you guys battle back, hey, I'm not going to die on this hill. I'm with Rooks. I'm going Funyun. Also, there's a similar team in this region to the Lays, Seasalt and Vinegar, who I think are a little bit better

than Lays. So, yeah, I'm going with funyuns uh pause one minute i have funyuns i don't remember the last time i had them i'm grabbing one to eat it to see if i like the fun taste test because i like i would go see something right now but i got it so hold on zach what's your pick how does he not have it i think man like so unprofessional. Funyuns are just such a food that just makes you smell. Anywhere you are, you're just going to be

reeking of Funyuns. It's the onion ring without the good middle. It's not fun. Speaking of which, these two have kind of had sex and had a baby. They make Funyun Lays now, which I imagine just tastes like Funyuns. I'm going to go see Salt and Vinegar Chipped L asmr one two three go yeah that was not satisfying i didn't hear a thing yeah

your mic is so not sensitive hold on what's that can i chew louder nothing you chew louder than that um they're fine i'll go with them because like i'm not a salt and vinegar vinegar type of guy so like i'm happy there's three votes for it already because i hate both of these onions moving on all right we got a five seed versus 12c we got pringles original versus andy's hot fries it's a tough one in my opinion i have no idea what andy's hot fries are yeah i've never in my opinion i have no idea what andy's hot fries are yeah i've never had yeah i don't know fry you've never had hot bag blue bag with the little flames on it oh my god dude hot fries are absolute fucking heaters go get them from your

kitchen come on guys you'll have every single one at home hot fries are bangers um they're sick my my roommate would be pretty upset if i didn't give Hot Fries some love because he's a Hot Fries enthusiast. But again, this is not a hill I'm going to die on. If you guys want to do Pringles, I love Pringles. Let's fuck. Is anyone just crazy about original Pringles? Because I have higher Pringle flavors and I feel like, I don't know, Andy's Hot Fries. I'm not passionate about it but i could make

the argument i think all pringles kind of stink for comparing them all their chips but so in that instance i'm not feeling i'm not feeling this is gonna foreshadowing it's gonna take forever i am on board that pringles originals just in general don't deserve to move very far. I don't think I've had Andy's hot fries, but they sound great. So I'm on board. I'm on board to move them. Hell yeah.

You're welcome, Andy. All right. For verse 13, we got Lay's barbecue versus pizza Pringles, which I'm on board for pizza. Yeah. Fish. But pizza Pringles, which I'm on board for pizza goldfish. But pizza Pringles, I don't know. Pizza Pringles are solid.

I do like pizza. They are solid. Our dorm room can attest. My thing is Lay's is fat. I know. I've had my fair share of Lay's BBQ on the golf course. And like, there's just always like, it'll be one chip is like perfectly seasoned, one side like one chip is

like perfectly seasoned and then the next one is just a lace chip and if you're eating just plain lace chips like you're a psycho and i hate you like i'm going pizza pringles i like i like i'll back pizza pringles i would back them too i wanted to do pizza pringles that's so bad i'm lazy barbecue like what is the last time you had pizza pringles and you brought them to a family function you lays barbecue pringles are always there you know what that's a really good point they don't always hit they don't always hit like i just said sometimes like they're not like the seasoning throughout the bag is not properly dispersed like it's not you're're thinking of J's. J's, I would agree. Lay's is always perfectly seasoned.

Dude, what else? I'm getting a burger off the grill. I am putting a handful, along with my fruit salad, of barbecue Lay's potato chips. Pizza Pringles

can get straight on top. And Pizza Pringles, too, it's not even pizza-flavored. It's a dusting of... What I'm imagining is just dried ketchup that they have left over in the factory somehow,

and they just sprinkled it on each Pringle. It's not even a pizza flavor. You're making very good arguments here. But if y'all want to send delays. It's kind of swaying me. I'm not going to lie. Yeah, right?

Fantastic job. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. So is everyone changing their answer? I'm not. I would. I really. Go ahead. You're the guy.

I really. Thank you. I would. I really. Go ahead. You're the guy. I really. I really. Thank you. I really like don't see that big of a difference in taste. But the way that Zach's describing about describing it, like, you know, it's usefulness, you know, at a barbecue or something. I see that's because it's generic. If they brought pizza Pringles instead, you would be so excited. That's awesome. Everyone brings barbecue chips.

If there was barbecue chips next to pizza Pringles at a fucking barbecue, I'm grabbing pizza Pringles. And the other one literally has barbecue on its fucking bag, and I'm still grabbing pizza Pringles. Do you guys, question, do you guys have other barbecue chips that you would put higher than Lay's barbecue chips? Or barbecue things? Like a very niche brand probably that wouldn't make this bracket. But like if we're talking about... Oh, sorry, is that good? No, no, no.

I'm saying like if it's for things that would make this bracket, probably no. But there are some like niche chips that might be more regional that I'd probably pick. I feel like when you go to a bagel shop. Yeah. Yeah. Like a Miss Vicky's or whatever. I'd pick those barbecue chips over a... They didn't make the play in round, my guy.

Correct. Yeah. I would agree with, yes, that would be better. I don't know if anyone's had it. Sun chips as a barbecue chip? And it's fucking fantastic. No, I love them. They're perfectly seasoned.

Those were on here. They'd be going deep. Sunchips are underrated. Oh, God. Quick poll. What's everybody's favorite? They're on here somewhere. We got a lot to do. What's everybody's favorite?

Quick poll. I'm going Pizza Prings pizza prings barbecue i'm doing lay's barbecue dylan how burn what'd you say i said pizza oh crap it's on me yeah yeah it's on you oh shit all right i'm going with my original gut pizza pringles sorry that's fine that's fine i mean this doesn't matter this This is getting eliminated. Yeah, it's gone later on. We have three underdogs moving on already. Alright, we gotta go quick. Fritos

Barbecue Twists, Sweet Chili Doritos. Fritos Barbecue, I would die on this hill. I'm dying on the other hill. Purple Bag Doritos? Purple Bag Doritos. No, I'm going Fritos. I'm going Fritos with Corey. Zach did that this on me.

Zach did that shit on purpose. Zach literally was waiting. No, dude, the twist factor is unbelievable. The fact that more people don't know about those or buy those as their baseline for me, this is the number one barbecue chip item. Agreed. I think that the bag's too small, though. They need to

make a bigger bag. Correct. Shout out Doritos. I'm going Fritos BBQ Twist. Oh, my heart. There's other Doritos out there, man. Those are my favorite Doritos. Sweet Chili's bang, though. Alright. Cool Ranch Doritos

number three or number 14 Harvest Cheddar Sun Chips. Come on. Make the right decision. Oh, shit. I said Sun Chips are underrated, but come on. This isn't a conversation. You're the only one who's trying

to defend Sun Chips, so I just needed to make sure. Dylan has said seven times now that Sun Chips are underrated. I'm also a big fan of Sun Chips. Sun Chips are underrated. Which is the only one who loves Sun Chips. underrated. I'm also a big fan of Sun Chips. Sun Chips are underrated. 3-2 Sun Chips. Brooks is the only one who loves Sun Chips here. What is this false narrative?

Number 7, Cheetos. Number 10, Cape Cod, Sea Salt and Vinegar. See? There was another vinegar team involved here. I'm going Cheetos, but like... I gotta go Toes. I'm gonna go Cape Cod. I think there's a better Che a better there's a better Cheeto

variation that's maybe not on this bracket but I think there's a better I was gonna say it's yeah does does Cheetos include all the Cheetos or just

standard Cheetos I'll say all Cheetos all of them all of them if it's all if it's all of them then they gotta move on yeah

because Cheetos isn't anywhere else in this bracket so it's just they them, then they got to move on. Yeah. Because Cheetos isn't anywhere else in this bracket. So it's just... They also have specified Doritos and specific Doritos and Sun Chips. So I feel like if they were going to specify Cheetos, they would have. We would have to pick one of Cheeto type.

Just go crunchy for the original crunchy. It has to be the original crunchy. Can't be Flamin' Hot. Can't be Poots. If that's the case, I'm going Cape Cod. I'm going Cape Cod. Send it them oh wait i had to get in i had to wait what are you doing i'm i'm doing yeah i had to jump in so i didn't have to make the decision no burn has to make a decision yeah brian does oh cheetos salt and vinegar hell yeah a lot this got those messy fingers yeah salt and vinegar would go in the pregnant lady tier if we were

tiering appetizers. Exactly. Yeah. By far. But Cape Cod chips over Lay's. 100%. 100%. 100%.

Everything over Lay's. Lay's is dog shit. Yeah. Easy. The committee did a terrible job with this bracket. But number two, Ruffles cheddar sour cream or number 15 Bugles. No, yeah. I mean, bloodbath again.

What are we talking about here? Bugles only have the fun factor. That's the best thing they have going for it. That's the thing Zach would love for some reason. Dude, I don't mind a little bit of bag of Bugles, though. But if you have chapped lips, the salt is, for some reason. I don't mind a little bit of bag of bugles, but if you have chapped lips, the salt is, for whatever reason, on a bugle, seeps into your lips way faster than

any other chip. What a specific fucking memory. A chapped-lipped enemy is a bugle. We're going to do a eating chips experience draft next. Alright, we're in the candy region, so good job, everybody. Number one seed,

Reese Cup. What are we talking about? But a number 16 seed is Jolly Rancher. I feel like that's way too low for Jolly Rancher. I do love Jolly Rancher. If we could have read... That against fucking Reese's Cups, like, holy shit, man. If we could have read the board

yesterday and I could have seen that that was Reese's Cups, I would have tried to convince everyone here to not vote it on just to make your brain explode, Brian. Because I knew you would have an aneurysm. I'm the one controlling the board right now, so I would just move it on by myself. I get my one veto. For the viewers, Burn sent us this screenshot of the bracket yesterday, and it was literally like everything was smudged with like mystery ink and we had to like uncover it and shit. Yeah, burn. What was wrong with you? Yeah, in my defense

podcast intern Dylan Rothstein over here sent us the so thank you for the idea but like, you know next time. Hey, I came through with the image quality like two seconds before we started. So we're good. That's fair. Yeah. I appreciate it. All right, eight seed Butterfinger versus nine seed three Musketeers.

Oh. Fellas. The Three Musketeers is so good. It is such an underrated chocolate bar. Thank you. Three Musketeers forever. Always. Move it along. Wow.

Good job, guys. Damn, Vern gets swept. Quiplash. Whoops. wow you guys get swept quick flash three musketeers is just like a chocolate foam in like a chocolate foam yeah all great words you said it through uh oh it's through it's fine next round i don't like butterfingers but i hate three mus Musketeers. If you ever get a bag of the mystery mini candies, I never eat those. Throw those to your little sibling. Throw them down my throat, big guy. Gross.

All right, five seed peanut M&Ms, 12 seed 100 grand. Don't know if I've ever had 100 grand. What the fuck is 100 grand? Is that just money? It's an old person candy. Just move the M&Ms on. This is a hundred grand that's just like it's an old person candy just just just move the m&ms on you have this is a hot take i hate peanut m&ms i think they stink i don't think peanut m&m i don't think they're great either but like they're not gonna make it out of next round i'm gonna tell you that right now yeah we're gonna three months yeah they are not all the way the hundred grand has rich caramel milk chocolate crispy crunchies

and that's it is that i was gonna read the next line but it's not terrible all right so there's a hundred grand uh worth of rich caramel milk chocolate crispy crunchies carmelo rico chocolate con leche coptillos de Arroz, Crujientes? Jesus Christ. I like Carmelo Rico. Carmelo Rico is a great name. Carmelo Rico is a sick fucking name. I'm not going to lie.

That's like Don Caliente level. I'm going to have to change my fantasy football team name. That's awesome. Make that your 2K player name. All right. P9 M&M's is through, even though Zach, for some reason, hates them. No one's had 100 grand in about a hundred thousand years uh number four snickers versus number 13 hershey's man flip a coin i feel like honestly the hershey's no the hershey's factor

you gotta think s'mores you gotta remember s'mores oh it's that's not what we're talking about. It's just Hershey's. I eat Hershey's chocolate by itself. Your boy's chunky second grade body was fueled by one thing on here in a different region and Hershey's chocolate. I love Hershey's chocolate. I know it's super plain and boring, but

I'm going Hershey's. I'm going Snickers because of your exact reasoning that Hershey's is plain and boring. Yeah. Hershey's is fine and wrap it around something else. It's great. So wrap it around peanuts and caramel and nougat. You're saying wrap it around your penis? Play it back.

Precisely. Play it back next week. Jot it down. I can play it back. where you go and i think your tiebreaker here yeah because core you're hershey's yeah i'm gonna go hershey's all right so two hershey's two snickers i'm kind of indifferent about this one but if you're giving me the choice i think snickers has some of the nougat in it that the three musketeers nougat so i'm gonna go with that it does yeah big big nougat guy that's fine thank you i'm with you don't worry i already moved it on before we finish talking

this was honestly of more of a vote for three musketeers than it was for snickers i just wanted to talk about hey i'll take it all right number six starburst versus number 11 and mr good bar which i know we're it's gonna be starburst'm sure. Because I'm the only one who probably loves Mr. Good Bar. So, okay, what's the next one? Mr. Good Bar, though, is, stop that. It's just a Hershey's chocolate, but they put peanuts in it. I was like, oh, so it's also just good and just a little bit of extra in there. I'm not going to lie.

No one ever eats a bar, realistically. I didn't know what it was, like, growing up, Halloween-wise. There were always hella Mr. Good Bars bag never i know it was great because no one knew what it was for some reason it was just like have it once and you'll figure it out burn was trading all of his starbursts for mr good bars real quick poll what color starburst cory go favorite pink Dylan pink Brooks pink Zach red there's a reason why they made it all pinks

orange orange is the worst one dude we gotta keep going that'll be next week's podcast number three Twix versus 14 Crunch Twix versus 14, Crunch. Twix.

Moving on. Twix. Twix. But man, Crunch is so good, but Twix. Crunch is good, but if you were going to hold up a Twix and a Crunch in front of me. Yeah. Yeah, no shot. Crunch at 14 is really upsetting, though. I don't know who made these ratings, but it's disturbing.

Yes, the committee. Yeah, and fuck the committee. That's all I can say. Condoleezza Rice out there. If it was Bunch O' Crunch, way higher. Completely agree with that. Bunch O' Crunch the movies, that's a game changer. Number seven, Reese's

Pieces, number ten, Skittles. Skittles. Skittles. I'm going Skittles. If you're going to give me a shittier version Skittles. I'm going Skittles. If you're going to give me a shittier version of Reese's. Yeah, Reese's Pieces is like the JV team. You know.

It's just peanut butter. There's not enough chocolate. It's just, yeah. Fun fact, there is no chocolate in Reese's Pieces. It's a candy coating. It's not a chocolate coating. Yeah, so I was right. What did you do research for this? All right, number two, Kit Kat.

I'm intrigued by this next one. Number two, Kit Kat. Number 15, Milky Way. Guys, what's Milky Way's theme song, though? Anyone know it? You don't because it's Kit Kat. Milk, milk, Milky Way. Kit Kat.

I'm going Kit Kat. Milky Way is a worse version of a Three Musketeers. I'm going to vote for Milky Way just to the Three Musketeer factor, but I'm not going to be mad if Kit Kat moves on. That's for the Three Musketeers. Dylan, Kit Kat? Yeah, I'm going Kit Kat. Hell yeah, thank you.

All right, boys, we finished Candy Region. We're on to Miscellaneous. Nope, we're not going to do that first. Save we're doing cookies don't all right don't even talk about the first one there's one answer to the first question the two yeah one verse 16 here you don't even need to say it number one number one double stuff oreos verse number 16 gingerbread i love gingerbread i think i'm the only one it's not better than double stuff double stuff is the other thing that fueled is the perfect body number eight caramel delights number nine kiebler fudge stripes caramel delights like go the grandma candy right the ones with the cookie right i think yeah it's a girl are they right oh i was thinking it was the caramel with the like cream in the middle

you're right i'm off base but it's the cookie we're in the cookies region You're right. I'm off base. We're in the cookies region. I'm still stuck on candy. Sorry, boys. It's like the... It's a Samoa, which in that case, very much... Yes, it is a Samoa. Very much the Keebler elves, because Samoa stink. Oh, no. I thought you were going the other way. I'm going Keebler, too, to be honest.

I'm going Keebler. I'm so sorry, bro. Samoas are so good. Coconut stinks is a food item. Dude, Keebler Fun Stripes is just cardboard with a little bit of chocolate on top. But it's not cardboard, though. It's cookie.

Right? It's not a sun chip. You love plain cookies. Stop trying to defend it. You're the only person in the world. Alright, number 5, Thin Mints. Number twelve, Milanos. Milanos are underrated, but give me those Thin Mints. Yeah, Thin Mints, but Milanos are great. Maybe.

Milanos are not underrated. I don't care. I don't like either of these. Thin Mints. Exactly. They also suck. Alright, number four, Chips Ahoy versus number thirteen, Peanut Butter Patties. Aren't Peanut Butter Patties? What's a peanut butter patty it's not like it's not it's like the

Reese's kind of right no I'm pretty sure there's two peanut butter ones for girl style cookies there's the one where it's a plain cookie with peanut butter in the middle and then there's the one that's is that what they're called yeah what are these peanut butter patties are the chocolate

peanut butter patties are dope it's. No, peanut butter patties are dope. It's these. Yeah. If you can see it. Yeah, they're tag-alongs. Yeah, tag-alongs. Yeah, tag-alongs. If the bracket said the red bag of Chips Ahoy, this would be a conversation. I was going to ask.

This is absolutely referring to the classic blue bag. Oh, yeah. Those cookies fucking stink. They stink. They're garbage. They're so bad. 13C moved on. We got a lot of underdogs going this day. It's going to be good. They stink. They're garbage. They're so bad. 13 seed moved on. We got a lot of underdogs going this day.

It's going to be good. All right. Number six, sugar cookies, just in general, versus number 11, Nutter Butters. I'm going sugar cookie. Yeah, I'll go sugar cookie. I'm assuming it's chewy. Sugar cookie. Yeah.

I was going to go Nutter Butter, Brian, which is shocking. Thank you. Now, if they said the slice and bake sugar cookies, get specific with it, I like those a lot. I think that's what we have to say it is. I just don't. Otherwise, it's so chaner. I don't think I've had a sugar cookie in my life that's ever missed.

I don't think I have. They always slap. They always give me a stomachache. They're always delicious, just i always feel miserable afterwards so i'll still go nutter butter just because my vote doesn't matter and in solidarity for you brian all right we're going number three regular oreos number 14 nilla wafers don't care that there's less cream moving on yeah thank you great great in a banana pudding great in a banana pudding though but this is not a banana pudding selection this is their

Oreos Moussant alright Rooks number 7 sticker doodle vs number 10 chewy chips ahoy there we go am I the only am I the only snickerdoodle I'm a snickerdoodle boy

I love snickerdoodles the first time I had that red pack of fucking chips ahoy my life was changed forever i'm going chips ahoy i think it's three to two chips always moving on it's fine all right number two el fudge sandwich cookies why is that a two seed i don't know versus number 15 frosted animal crackers frosted with the animal fuck is it what is that what is the two seed what is an el fudge sandwich cookie why is it so many words it's this it's the keebler elf thing it's like with the chocolate in the middle no fuck that oh fucking send the most bland fucking cookie in the world through.

Animal crackers in my... They're frosted. They're frosted animal crackers. Are they the fully frosted ones that are covered in the pink and white frosting with the little polka dot sprinkles? Or are they the ones that they just kind of took a paintbrush and slathered it on? I assume it's the first one. No, it's got to be the fully covered. I'm still going animal cracker, no matter what form it is. Yeah.

All right. Cookie bracket bracket first round's done onto miscellaneous zach take a deep breath zach take a deep breath i know i know it's i know i know it's coming i don't think it's gonna be bad all right number one seed movie theater popcorn number 16 seed welch's fruit Fruit Snacks. I didn't read down below. Down goes Goliath Fruit Snacks, for sure. Yeah, Fruit Snacks. I'm on board. I'm honestly on board, too. So I do love movie theater popcorn, but Welch's is not my favorite fruit snack, but it's good enough to beat movie theater popcorn, in my opinion. The committee is so fucked in the head to put that at 16, though.

Yeah, what the fuck yeah i mean if you look ahead beef jerky's at five i mean come on welch's fruit snack has to be higher than beef jerky if yeah uh yeah well yeah but if not that much higher but like closer not literally the last one if i could get a bucket the same size as movie theater popcorn of fruit snacks oh for sure i mean i've done that you just called costco brother you just had to unpackage it well kind of a lot of work all right number five eight seed yeah it's a little blurry i'm sorry guys rice crispy treats versus number nine snyder's pretzel pieces. Five versus eight, very much eight versus nine.

Shout out Jeff, Snyder's pretzels. He lives and breathes by it, but Rice Krispies. Rice Krispies, right? Rice Krispies. Before we answer, before we completely move on, is it plain Snyder's or is it like the mustard one? The mustard ones. They have to specify. It don't make a difference. For that reason, no, it does make a difference. have to specify. It don't make a difference.

For that reason, no, it does make a difference. In my opinion. If it's honey mustard, I'm moving on the pretzel bites. But it's because it's not. I'm going to move on rice krispies. Great pre-workout snack. Gets some instant carbs in you. Helps it burn right away.

Rice krispies? Oh, yeah. Rice krispies treats. Yep. It's a big thing. I don't know where you're getting your information from, but all right. Beef jerky, number five.

More like beef jerk me. Versus 12. Shut up, everybody. Versus 12 Ritz cracker. Should we call in Denise to get her to yell for number 12? I mean, I'm saying Ritz just because I feel like I hardly, unless it's a long car ride, beef jerky slaps. It's plain Ritz, though.

This isn't, you can put anything on it. It's just the cracker. I don't, I generally don't think I've ever eaten beef jerky outside of a car. Like, I don't. Golf course. You're not allowed to. It's a great golf course food. I'm trying to, I'm really racking my brain.

I don't think I have. I'm going beef jerky. I'm going beef jerky. I like it. I'm going Ritz. Brooks. Oh, my brain. I'm going beef jerky. I'm going beef jerky. I like it. I'm going Ritz. Oh, shit. So that's me. Ritz.

Oh, I haven't voted yet. What'd you do, Bryn? Beef jerky. Oh, so it's, okay, yeah, that's my choice. I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go Ritz. It's just more, it's more universal to me. Even though I said the beef jerk me joke,

it's got to be Ritz. Alright, number four, Cheez-Its. Number 13, Wheat Thins. Please, nobody. What are we talking about here? Cheez-Its, Cheez-Nips, both are trash. No, Cheez-Nips are like yeah but cheese it's

no they both stink no they got that it's factor they could stink but wheat thins are cardboard okay talking about a person who wanted sun chips to move on they're less cardboard than sun chips i again so false i was not the person who wanted Sun Chips. Could not be more wrong. All right. Number six, Smart Food. I'm assuming that's the popcorn. Yeah. Yeah.

Versus 11, Teddy Grahams. Teddy Grahams. If it was Skinny Pop, I would say Skinny Pop, but I don't like Smart Food. I like Skinny Pop better. I'm cool either way on this one. You're going to have to vote. Wait, smart food? Smart food.

Smart food's always the white cheddar popcorn. Yeah. Yeah, that's so good. I'm going smart food, actually. Now that we're talking about it, I'm going smart food. I'm going smart food. I didn't think about that as the white cheddar. This is a stack for Teddy Grahams.

Have you guys ever looked at the Teddy Grahams? Have we talked about Teddy Grahams recently? We talked about Teddy Grahams. But have you guys ever looked at the Teddy Grahams? We talked about it. Have we talked about Teddy Grahams recently? We talked about Teddy Grahams literally last week. Okay, okay. I was going to say, yeah. I was going to say. The shapes of them is what you're going to say.

Yeah, that's what I was going to bring up. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Number three, Goldfish. Number 14, Combos. Goldfish. Which sucks.

Goldfish. Goldfish, right? Both of these have a great pizza flavor. They do. And if it was pizza flavor. They really do. It's true. Yeah. Would be different. Flavor It's true We have three goldfish already though Yep

Four goldfish What the fuck is a devil dog It's the It's like a chocolate Twinkie Swiss cake roll type Thing So what Rook said Number 10 devil dog versus number seven twinkie twinkie

i think the twinkie is just a classic you know yeah it is devil dog is like off-brand you buy that like the piggly wiggly you're like sad with your twinkies always just got a nice wetness to it just nice and damp when you open it up move on number two checks mix the versus number 15 rolled gold pretzels doesn't checks mix have pretzel in it like can they're getting canceled it's like a dumb both need to get flavors on them to make them even like a worthy matchup but i'm guessing with checks mix just for the rye crisp factor both those teams got covid they can't play round one twinkies gets an automatic to the next round yeah yeah Twinkies gets an automatic buy next round. Yeah.

Yeah. Twinkies to the sweet 16. Fuck it. We make our own rules. Send Twinkies through. Yeah. Okay. Check the committee

moving back again. We're just not even having around there. Perfect. Just an N.A. Nobody wanted to see that game. They knew the stadium when they played.

There you go. All right. We're 15 minutes in and we've done round one. All right. Speed round. Go. Number one, nacho cheese Doritos. Number nine, Funyuns.

Nacho cheese Doritos. Nacho cheese Doritos. Come on. All right. Easy. Doritos. Number one. Through.

Number 12, Andy's Hot Fries. Number 13, Pizza Pringles. Pizza Pringles. Pizza Pringles. I'm going to go Hot Fries just in the Number 12. Andy's Hot Fries. Number 13. Pizza Pringles. Pizza Pringles. I'm going Hot Fries just on the... I'm still going Hot Fries. I'm going Hot Fries. I'm going Pringles. I'm tiebreaker. Pringles all the way. Alright. Number six. Fritos Barbecue Twist versus number

three. Cool Ranch Doritos. Cool Ranch. Give me the twist. Give me the twist. I'm going twist. I'm tiebreaker. Cool Ranch. Fritos suck. Atta boy. Alright. Number seven. Cheetos. Number Ranch. Fritos suck. Number seven, Cheetos. Number two, Ruffles, Cheddar, and Sour Cream. Ruffles. Cheddar and Sour Cream. I'm going to do a little

shocker for you. Those are making the final four. Prediction. Corey, Dylan, what did you say? Ruffles. Okay. We just sweep? Is that our first sweep? Oh, no. Nachos was. Sorry. Keep going. Now, we've had multiple one seeds that have just buried

16. Yeah. I haven't been tracking the votes. It's mostly 4-1 against us, 4 against Brian, I feel like has been the most likely outcome. There's been like three of those. Well, and every time they happen, when Corey says it, he's like, Corey, you have the worst food taste food taste three other people that picked with cory we're checking a lot of taste next week

we're just gonna react to the entire episode all right number one reesey cups number nine three musketeers uh i knew what zach's answer was. Dude, it's 100%. I'm going Reese's. Reese's. Good game. I gotta go Reese's. Yeah, that game went to OT, but... Zach, you also drafted three other candies because of three Musketeers, so maybe they'll make it.

All right, number five, Peanut M&M's. Number four, Snickers. Snickers. Snickers. Sweep for Snickers. Wow. Oh, messed it up. Alright, number six, Starburst versus number three, Twix.

Good matchup. I like Starburst. It's a different category. It's very different categories, which makes it a good matchup. I'm going Twix. You got East versus West in there. I'm going Twix. Three Twix, two Starburst. Twix, yeah.

Apparently I voted at some point. I thought you were all in on that orange disgusting Starburst. The orange one is the best. It's orange flavor. Orange flavor is always good. Save it for next week. Thank you. Number 10, Skittles. Number 2, Kit Kat.

Skittles. Kit Kat. Give me Skittles. I kit kat skittles kick it give me skittles i'm going kit kat burn cory what were you kick out yeah kit kat's good it's simple but it's good i just don't you guys just don't appreciate gummy candy which is a sad just sad hey we got just wait till the miscellaneous. We had a number 16 fruit snack upset at number one. Settle down. They might make the final four too. Just going to say that now. Double Stuff Oreo vs. Keebler Fudge Stripes.

Double Stuff Oreo. Number 5. Thin Mints vs. Peanut Butter Patties. I'm on the tag along. Thin Mints. Let's go. Coreyin Mints. Oh. Thin Mints. Go, Cory. Thin Mints. Let's go.

Cory loves the Girl Scouts. I hate you guys so much, Peanut Butter. We all knew it. All right. Number six, Sugar Cookie versus number three, Regular Oreo. Sugar Cookie. Oreos. One of one. So, Rook's just a little extra stuffing and it changes

your life yeah that's not just related to cookies my boy Brian go ahead is it tied to two right now it's two one in favor of sugar

we already have double stuff so I would go sugar yeah and we can just move it through okay you know we can we can save that matchup for later in the season i would have voted for three teams from like tennessee to go through all right chewy chips ahoy versus frosted animal crackers chewy chips ahoy oh that's three right away. Yeah, I'm with you, Burn. All Chips Ahoy aren't good. Agreed. None of them are. Chewy's so good. It's also another damp

cookie, which is good. Stop with the damp. Zach loves moisture. It's not. It is. They're more moist than the ones before it, which is just dust. Doesn't mean it's actually a moist or chewy

cake. This is the one case where you can say moist and it works and you're choosing to say damp. Damp. Damp is not a good way to describe dessert. Some desserts are damp. A little dampon moldy

all right welch's fruit snack 16 seed versus number eight seed rice cinder cinderella time maybe welch's fruit snack move on wow just wow just all right 12 fritz four cheez-its cheez-its cheez-its cheezts. It's got a little extra flavor. I don't like Cheez-Its. Whatever the opposite of Cheez-Its. I just realized Welch's is the... Whatever's not Cheez-Its. Welch's is the Dons of this year's draft.

Yeah, big time. Yeah. I wouldn't even say that, though. They may be the Cinderella, but they're not a weird Cinderella. Talk to the committee, my guy. Hey, the Dons walk so Welch's could run. Okay. All right.

Number six, Smartfood versus number three, Goldfish. Great cheesy matchup. Goldfish. Goldfish. Wow. Smartfood doesn't come in like a cool carton, like old school milk carton. I'm not going to lie. Being able to drink goldfish is hard

yeah right yeah you can drink popcorn from back that's no but it doesn't it doesn't reseal like a carton dude that should be my guy that's massive points for zach right there it should be like an instagram bio i drink i drink my goldfish i think most people do i think that should be like a hinge prompt of like do not date me if you don't drink your goldfish yeah there's a better way to phrase that you know what i mean though right we'll work we'll work on it thanks guys all right what are what round are we on we were 64 then 32 round of 16 sweet 16 sweet all right boys oh yeah i forgot Twinkies went through automatically. Yeah, I was like, why did you skip that? Chips region.

Number one, nacho cheese Doritos. 13 pizza Pringles. Is this where it ends? No, Doritos. Nacho cheese. Doritos. So yes. Yes, it ends for pizza Pringles. Rooks was confused.

It's okay. He's trying. Yeah. Oh yeah, sorry. I don't know what I said. I thought I said nacho cheese is good yeah but brian said yeah moving on i was trying to see if the cinderella story ends not that the the one run oh it all unfolds in the tight in the tapes next week yeah yikes all right number three cool ranch doritos number two ruffles cheddar and sour cream

Doritos ruffles cheddar and sour cream I'm not a huge cool ranch person so I really like the fucking ruffles I'm not gonna lie those ruffles slap yeah those ruffles are amazing I would have gone Doritos for what it's worth but

I'm not unhappy with the pick it's just it's nach but I'm not unhappy with the pick it's just it's nacho cheese versus cheddar and sour cream it's a cheese off let's just do that one now get to the final four okay thoughts?

cheddar sour cream baby all day I'm going nacho cheese here I'm going Doritos I think that's where that run ends. Oh no. So my Doritos of choice is the purple bag. So I don't like

the nacho cheese ones. So I'm going to go Ruffles. They got the texture. Actually I'm not that mad about that. I'm not that mad about that. Those are really fucking good. They're delicious. Has anyone ever dipped them in sour cream?

In cheddar? Just to double up? Yeah, too much tuna. Alright, number one, Reese's Cup versus number four, Snickers. Candy region. Let's push them through. Sweep.

I need to get the quiplash noise next time for this. Alright. Number three, Twix. Number two, Kit Kat. Twix. Probably on Twix. Twix. It has to be Twix. It's the same candy just with some caramel on it so you gotta move it through. Alright. We're gonna keep going on this one. Number one, Reese's Cup

versus number three, Twix. Reese's Cup. Reese's to the final four. I love Twix, though. It doesn't matter. I love Twix, but you can say your piece. This is another one I'm cool with either. I'm happy either way.

Okay. Reese's Cup is final four. All right. Number one, Double Stuff versus number five, Thin Mints. Double Stuff. Double Stuff. Double Stuff. Gotta go Double Stuffed.

Thin Mints suck. All right. Number six, Sugar Cookie versus number 10, Chewy Chips Ahoy. Sugar Cookie. We're assuming it's a Chewy Sugar Cookie, right? Yes. We're saying the take and bake, the little squares. Okay, yeah, then Sugar Cookie.

Yeah, Sugar Cookie. Sugar Cookie. Okay. Yes. Rooks is the little squares. Okay, yeah, then sugar cookies. Yeah, sugar cookies. Sugar cookie. Okay. Yes. Rooks is the only one. Chips Ahoy sucks. I thought you were going to defend the Chips Ahoy a lot harder than you did. That's an elite cookie, my guy.

I love Chips Ahoy, but I love sugar cookies. They're so good. The pot belly sugar cookies. Whew. But not as much as I love Double Stuff Oreos. Send those fuckers through. But they're not soft. Nope.

Dip them in milk. Yeah, what the fuck? Double stuffed Oreo is the perfect cookie. It doesn't get better. It's not the perfect Oreo. The perfect Oreo is the Halloween Oreo. That's the perfect Oreo. That has one and a half stuffed, which is the perfect ratio.

But I'd rather have more stuffed than less stuffed. I know we're running on time, but I need your take on the most stuffed Oreos. Oh, terrible. Like the big, huge... What are we doing now? What are we doing? I didn't ask for super-sized Oreos, man.

Well, Rooks, you did say earlier, you can check tape, that you did like more cream. I will admit, that's's true there is such thing as too much stuff and you know what i'm saying all right we uh on to the miscellaneous final four of that one yeah all right welch's fruit snacks number 16 versus number four cheez- it's don't know if there's much fruit snacks so good yeah move it on

16 making it far it's disturbing there's 16 it's trying so hard was I supposed to move on smart food over goldfish I feel like I did that no goldfish all right all right number three goldfish versus number seven, Twinkies.

Well, I know. I know Twinkies is well-rested, but I'm still going Goldfish. Yeah, I'm going Goldfish. Also, very damp. I'm going all the way through. This is where the dampness dries up. You got to go with Goldfish. Okay.

I mean, fish can swim in damp, so they're going to thrive. In damp? In the damp. Yes. In the damp. Yes thrive in the damp in the damp yes in the damp yes in the damp all right uh welch's fruit snacks versus number three goldfish welch's the 16 this is an all-time like if you got both these in your lunch when you were in third grade you were buddy you were the cock oh my god this game's going to triple overtime. Yeah, I'm going for Welch's. This too, for Welch's. I think.

Yeah, no, I said Welch's. Corey said it too. Then Welch's moving on. I was going to end the run. No, you weren't. I did not. Burn. We got Final Four action now, right? Yeah, we also have to guess the score of the final game. I did not burn. All right. We got final four action now, right? Yeah.

We also have to guess the score of the final game. Like a good bracket. Okay. All right. Number two, ruffles, cheddar and sour cream coming out of the chips region versus Reese cups coming out of the candy region.

This is fucking, I'm not going to lie. This is kind of depends on what you're in the mood for. Like right now, as we're doing this. Give me the sour cream, the ruffles. There's not a single better flavor. There's better candy to meet than there is Reese's.

There's not a single better chip flavor than the sour cream and cheddar. Hey, you're going to take away all the work that this team put into making the tournament, fighting through their conference, fighting through their region. They got to this point, and you're just going to discount all of that? After the refs point shaved against them and had them beat three Musketeers, I'm absolutely going to have them lose. Zach has a vendetta.

I'm going Reese's. I'm going Cheddar. Let's go. Two for Cheddar. Rooks, what did you vote for? I haven't voted yet. This is really fucking me up. Rooks, they're both in front of you which one you grabbing there's no melt factor there's no melt factor i was just about to say it's a hot day it's 90 degrees you only have the reese's in front of you with the cheddar what's everyone's vote right now pumpkin it's two for chips one for

reese's cup oh easy i'm putting it on you reese's okay uh i mean that i'm fine with it i'm pushing cheddar and sour cream let's go wow i was not expecting that with the swing vote easter i respect let's go that's huge look i respect it i eat more chips than i do cups. Just numbers wise. They're out there. They're hustling. That's cardio. All right,

dude, my mouth is salivating. I can taste the rock. I'm so hungry. I'm so fucking hungry right now. Coming out of the cookies region. Number one seed ran the table. Double stuff Oreos versus 16 seed of miscellaneous region.

You know, it would be a great story. But just like Carolina and St. Pete's last year, it's got to end somewhere. I'm going double stuffs. Not so fast. Not so fast. I can't be

the fruit snack guy and not go. So fruit snacks don't need anything extra to make them better. Oreos. You need milk to like, you don't need it to have them, but to have them reach their peak form, you need milk. So for that reason,

I will be going with Welch's. We're at two and two. Corey, a final vote. If you said it or not, I don't know if you said it, you said it at the same time as everyone else. Oreos. Move them on.

That's my guy right there. And clock strikes midnight. It was a great run, though. It was a great run. Everyone's going to talk about that forever. It's going to reach fucking Goliath at the end. We'll review the tape. We'll uh we'll appeal the loss we got the championship matchup now right we do number one double stuff oreos versus number two ruffles

cheddar and sour cream dylan what do you think the score of this game is going to take the Oreos in a victory of 25 Oreos to 17 chips. Because, you know, there's some air in the bag. That's true. 25, 17 Oreos. But you're going like personal size bag of chips, but like a family size bag of Oreos is kind of uneven Bag or inquiry I would assume that every player in the Oreos game is getting a double-double let that factor into your score mmm I'm

You know what? I'm I'm gonna get mine out of the way now because I'm going double stuff Oreos. Oh, no. I'm going double stuffed Oreos 100 to 0, bitch. Wrong. Like you said, air in the bag. Oh, you mean like air Jordan? Air Michael Jordan?

The best player in the NBA? We have no scoring here. When I say zero, I don't know what zero is referring to, okay? I'm just saying, fuck them. They have double,

there's two flavors in the chip, so they would arguably also get a double double every chip we get a double double because it's both sour cream and cheddar flavor two two flavors i said my piece dude the oreo cookie is chocolate and the cream is like vanilla ish so two flavors i'm not i'm not disputing your double double take but i'm saying also the the chips would also get a double double i'm saying those you would cancel i think you were talking about the flavors of oreo there yeah i didn't know how to describe the cream flavor of the oreo

i still say the fact that the you don't need anything i could open up a bag of sour cream and cheddar chips and just go face first into those babies. I have to be down bad to not have milk with my Oreo. That means I'm raw dog and Oreos and the crunch. It's not a damp cookie. It is dry. You don't need milk. It enhances. You don't need milk

if it's double stuff. If it's double stuff, you don't need milk. You need milk. You need milk. I'm going to... All right. It's 2-1. Corey?

2-1 in favor of Oreos. Oreos are double stuffed. On the court, it's going to slow them down a bit. There's a lot of air in the back of the chips. They're going to be dunking the ball left and right. That said, Corey, you can vote first. Thank you. Because I didn't want to go last. That's a lot of buildup for... Corey, you can vote first. Thank you. Because I didn't want to go last.

That's a lot of build up for. Well, you know his answer. So it's really on you, Corey. You know, he could be setting us up. He could be just trying to whatever. Yeah, he's probably trying to like fuck us up mentally, which always works. I feel like at its nature, this is a it's a sweet tooth versus savory yeah and at its nature if you know me i'm going sweet every time

every single time i go sweet the oreo is gonna be two to nothing it's gonna be one nothing no dude oh he should have yeah you gotta play one shining moment man yeah come on podcast intern dylan did not send me that song he should have the intro so next march when we do another bracket. One shining moment. They just played this at the end when they win. They played the intro to every single game for the last month. Just intro over and over and over and over. I might have one shining moment. If you guys want to like.

We did it. We sang it for 20 seconds. We did it, boys. I want to say, I do love double. It may sound like I didn't love double stuffed Oreos. I do love it. You were just fighting for your team, boys. I do love double. It may sound like I didn't love double-stuffed Oreos. I do love it. You were just fighting for your team, man. I would agree that I'm more of a sweet over salty guy,

hence my love for fruit snacks. That means that's the one chip that can supersede everything, in my opinion. It's a good chip. It's a really, really, really good chip. It's a great sandwich chip. They deserve their run to the championship. You put it on a sandwich, it's a great sandwich chip.

We weren't knocking that. No, I know. It wasn't personal. The Three Musketeers one was personal. Zach's the first person to make three picks based off of a different pick that he made. I'm just sad we didn't have the Ds of this year make it to the final we uh we sold out we let the number one seed make it to the end they made a run man podcast intern dylan you might be fired but until then

zach what's the song of the week cut the mozzarella Zach, what's the song of the my bar mitzvah.