It’s Wednesday My Dudes - Ep. 99: Dooooonnggggg (Taco Bell Draft)

Episode Date: March 22, 2023

The boyos reminisce in yo quiero taco bells nostalgic glory as we talk grills for dogs, white chocolates racist past, and we draft our taco bell favorites.Rate us 5 stars on Spotify! and leave a review and rate on Apple Podcasts!Links here to follow on social media! and find other places to listen!

And here we go. All right, question. Is white chocolate racist? It's not chocolate. Right? What did you just say? Is white chocolate racist? Zach said it's not chocolate.

It's technically not chocolate. What is it? There's no actually, it was like cacao beans in there. It's somehow just like melted milk and sugar that they cook up and put in bar form. Man, never knew that. I learned something today. I don't know if I shared this one. Reese's Pieces, no chocolate in that either.

The outer coating is candy. It's candy coating. I think I've shared that before though. That's usually one of my go-to fun facts incredibly fun so the inside's just pieces right brian so you agree it's racist fuck rook's thoughts get in here i have no thoughts on if white chocolate is racist i have literally zero thoughts if it was actually chocolate i feel like it wouldn't be racist but it is not chocolate yeah so i'm game but why call it white cancel it it's canceled i think call it creamy chocolate isn't it white like the color physically yeah but like dark chocolate's just dark chocolate

it's not called black chocolate that's racist that would that might be racist see also i think if you pull people on the street the only people who like white chocolate are white people so that's a that might be a bold statement but i don't i i would stand by that i feel like it's like a an old white lady food no one no one orders that's the caramel that's the caramel one that's the and white chocolate nah they only have the caramel one whatever it's called i think we need an on the street segment for this we need to make zach run out into chicago talk to 10 white people and 10 black people ask them if they're white white chocolate and then get a get a straw i don't think anybody really likes white chocolate

it's just like i think yeah i think that's probably more accurate i think you could probably get more people to agree that they don't like white chocolate than that they like money you know like the old saying is you can't get 100 people to agree that they want more money i bet you get 100 people to agree that they don't like white chocolate do you just say that old saying and just say something nobody's ever said before yeah you just say it confidently you can just put that old saying and just say something nobody's ever said before yeah you just say it confidently you can just put that old saying in front of anything yeah like the old saying white chocolate's racist everyone's heard it what is the old saying that you're saying zach uh i don't know what's a saying but it's more of a hypothetical that we're a fractured country

and we can't agree on anything and so the hypothetical is like if you would go and ask a bunch of people to say is the sky blue they do you'd get at least a couple people would say no so but i think you get 100 agreement that white chocolate is is just not is not great it's not good yeah that's what unifies the country? Yeah. White chocolate. I think that, yeah. I mean, if the next presidential candidate's nickname was White Chocolate, I feel like he would poll pretty well. I don't think Jason Williams is running for president. Do you know who Jason Williams is? Basketball.

Yeah. There we go. He is a basketball. I'm going to guess he's on the Clippers. No. He was a Kings boy. You ever play for the Phoenix Suns?

Man, I don't know the entire fucking history of Jason Williams. I'll tell you what it seems. And was he racist? I'll tell you what seems. Jesus. And was he racist? I'm going to assume no. I don't know. Maybe the answer is white chocolate is

not racist. Should we call him up? He played for the Kings, Grizzlies, Heat, and Magic. I went 0 for 3. Anyways, and magic i went over three anyways um what are your guys thoughts on grills for dogs not like cooking girls like like the teeth girls i was about to say what the fuck yeah no i say to us there's a there's some context to that conversation before

um that i guess is left out so when you just say grills for dogs it's goes on a really bad road we're going down a less bad road it's slightly unethical but just only slightly um i think it'll catch on like i've i i had a conversation with my friends this past weekend about grills but for dogs i haven't talked about for myself i would prefer to have a grill over a nice rolex like if you said zach you can either have a diamond studded out grill or a rolex give me that grill because you know why a grill makes you memorable you you go for gasps with the grill rolex is just a everyday run-of-the-mill watch. What's the occasion where you wear a grill? If you're going out...

All the time. Dentist. NFL players wear them during games, man. Some are permanent, though. That's what I'm thinking of. You're saying permanent grills for dogs. Yeah, they're not going to keep it in if it's not permanent. Would a bite hurt less if a dog bit you if it had grills or more if the diamond stuck in your arm it would hurt less you could pay for the surgery you might need

maybe that's how we sell it your dog can bite anybody they want because they just leave diamonds behind and then they won't sue you but yeah you might end up saving more dogs that way because they won't have to put dogs down when they bite some person. Someone call up PETA and be like, we have a brilliant idea on how to save dogs. Really pro-dog when you think about it. This is definitely not how that would pan out in this latest. Dude, if you get one famous person to do it on their dog which like they would it would catch on so quick but so you're depending on the fact that putting them putting the girls in the dog's mouth they are going to bite a stranger and lodge a diamond

into their body so then they'll be like oh fuck it i appreciate the diamond i don't care about the fact that i'm bleeding out on the ground right now i mean that's a side benefit i think it just initially it looks cool okay i didn't know if that was like part of like the marketing campaign it was like oh that's like when this happens that's like collector's edition also it's on the back of the box like fun tip people won't see you but like front page is just like your dog's gonna look sick yeah that's definitely a hundred thousand dollars how do you permanently install grills is it like do you just like glue it it's gotta be glue right special glue right or is it like um veneers where they like they file your teeth down and then like glue it onto like the stub so like the whole tooth is fake i'm not a fan either way either way that goes down

i don't think i want him cooper though he could have him cooper would look sick with a grill that's what i'm saying he would look sick i i think it would i think it would look cool yes like you know i love my my grills uh rob the jewelry store tell them make me one um but i don't think i would have them make me one for my dog because i just like you said it's a i feel like there's a big ethical issue there of forcing your dog to go through like some kind of surgery to have diamonds on their teeth but like what if you gave them the option yeah so what you do is it's like when you when you like have your animal pick like your it's like the two the two no cards yeah you have the two no cards in your hand you have like teeth just plain teeth but then you

have teeth with grills and you just put them down on the floor and then you see which one he picks. Or she. I mean, they chose it. They want it, you know? That's fair. Do you guys like regular grills? Like a Weber grill? What's your favorite grill brand? I don't even know. George Foreman.

Yeah, classic. George Foreman. What are the brands of grills? Green Egg. Weber. Green Egg. George Foreman. Yeah, classic. I'm a George Foreman. What are the brands of grills? Green Egg. Weber. Can you list me some outside of Weber? Traeger.

But that's not a Weber. That's a smoker. You know like a little Coleman, a little Tailgate Coleman? To get the fellows going, a little Fur to Tailgate? Get the dogs cooked up in the parking lot? I got that portable Coleman. Yeah, see? Back to grills. Based on goldteethbattenrouge.com.

Wait, hold on. What do you mean back to grills? We were talking about grills. You said you can't say back to grills when we were clearly talking about grills. That just makes no sense, Brian. You sound crazy. Back to grills with a Z at the end.

Goldteethbattenrouge.com says that if you get the gold ones it's like a crown on your teeth if you know what that type so it's like a cap over the top of it yeah but i think the diamond ones they're like they're drilled and then it's like glued into it have you been thinking about getting grills is that like how did you is this just like a shower thought about dogs having grills or um me and mike always try to think about how to make the most money in life and this came up this is up there this has got yeah it was yeah i we dude if you got snoop dog to get a dog with a grill you don't think it would

catch on and that crowd i think they got a lot of money it would last for a good four months and then it would go away really fast so it's very very pump and dump we gotta get our money and get out use some fake names when we sell it so that people don't know who we are and then you know just like live off that money for the rest of our lives like donate half of it to pita just like to spiritually break even fuck i don't i feel like you aren't investing in my company today i don't know how i feel about it this page is brian i'm not investing in any of your companies you can you can apply that as a forward-based thing as well all right what about this uh three words hot ice cream soup milk no no no no but the the point is it keeps its like consistency so it's the exact same like but it's hot not not spicy you're talking about mashed potatoes but ice cream so it still tastes sweet but it's hot yes yeah because you can't you can't have ice cream in

the winter it's always cold you can't have a cone because it's gonna freeze your hand you get a bowl it's gonna freeze your hand and you just you don't get the the feeling for it all you want it's like hot chocolate and soup in the winter but like ice cream is great hate this idea but putting mashed potatoes in a fucking cake cone i'm in for that like that sounds fucking what was like a what was like a parmesan cheese cone like it was it wasn't sweet but you somehow made it like a parmesan garlic cone with potatoes in it oh what if it's just like grilled cheese like you know you can burn cheese into like a shape and then you roll that. Yeah, Taco Bell did that with the burrito.

The outside was delicious. Also, I don't think we ever talked about me eating, because I was gone last week, me eating $100 worth of Taco Bell over the weekend or whatever I ate. It was like $70. You said $50. Yeah, it was probably $50, $60, somewhere around there.

I did the math, because after you sent that to us, I looked on the Taco Bell app and put as much food as I could into the thing for 50 bucks. You could get four cinnamon twists, five things of nachos, 12 tacos, and six burritos. I was like, dude, how did you eat that much in a day?

Did you put it all down yourself? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Dude, that is just so you can you read your orders to us or anything do you have a receipt i have that well i downloaded the taco i downloaded the taco bell app um danger points for it i have to pay for this is it as bad as have you ever had the mcdonald's app no but i'm too nervous is the mcdonald's app is literally like you are buying mcdonald's go in and get three free Big Macs. It's so fucking aggressive.

And then you buy them and it's like, oh, you just earned 100 points. Get an apple pie as well. It's like, dude, what the fuck, man? It's just an endless loop of buying three Big Macs. You just bought three. Go get three more. Dude, it's great. If you're ever stuck in an airport, download every app for every food that's around you.

On the McDonald's one, there's a limit of you can only use one thing every hour. So you get a free Big Mac, go sit at your thing for an hour until your plane's there. Go get another free Big Mac, go sit at your airport thing again, and then go get another one again. The best. If you're putting down two Big Macs before

getting on a fucking airplane, you're under your goddamn mind, Burn. So what's the receipt? What's the show? One nacho cheese Doritos Locos tacos. One bacon club chalupa combo, which includes a large Pepsi, a Supreme soft taco, another Supreme soft taco, and a bacon club chalupa. One Crunchwrap Supreme, and one chicken quesadilla.

That was half $50. No, that was half. That was only $25. The day before, I had the double, the grilled cheese double steak burrito. What? Is this like delivery plus tax and everything?

No, no, I picked it up. I picked it up. Chicago prices though, brother. I paid $2.30 it up. I picked it up. Chicago prices, though, brother. I paid $2.30 for tax. I don't know how much you think Taco Bell... I know your cheap ass is only ordering the cinnamon and toast crunch and the cheesy roll-ups, but there's some better stuff on the menu that you can get for $5. Crunchwrap's $5.

Combo's like $12. Yeah, Combo's $11. The quesadillas are like $6 or $7. Yeah, quesadillas $6. They're big, though. They're beefy. There's chicken quesadillas. I love the quesadillas. Chicken quesadillas six they're big though they're beefy there's chicken quesadilla i love i love the quesadilla they're so good zero that was the fall that was the order and that was a little mean brian i'm sorry i love you um at the at the bottom of the bag

that was one of those orders where at the bottom of the bag i forgot i ordered the quesadilla and i thought it was the bottom of the you know the little sack case and then let me tell you what a surprise you get when you when you find out that the quesadilla is just sitting in there i just feel like as a child there are three times the size so it's great and they just keep getting smaller and smaller as yeah i got taller and but luckily you keep getting more money and more money so it kind of evens out a little bit i don't get that much more money well i well from from zero well yeah yeah it jumped real fast and then it stopped you know like i wish the jump from zero to what i made like my first job kept happening that'd be sick then i could buy a grill for my

dog that's the outro music it is Wednesday my dude I'm gonna fuck you Brian yo how do you get milk out of a crack give me milk now mommy fat matches solve world hunger

tonight I get this vagina animal style Bonnie is a wonderland be the way I'm sweater ow that came as an orgasm what what woohoo that's like an orgy my guy what's up sluts He has a wonderland. Be the way. I'm sweater. Ow!

That came as an orgasm? Wah, wah, wahoo! That's like an orgy, my guy. What's up, sluts? The Olympics are a fraud. Your word is Reichstrabatism. Ew, you're gross. Anywhere close to my butthole, he is just eating right through. Your bottom's off?

Trying to low-key penetrate you. Hey, boo-boo. I shall not. Yeah, I shall not. He's walking around just shitting himself all the time. He's trying to have sex with a woman. Gun to the penis is what you need, brother. White Jesus.

Kirby's down there just blowing. Kneecaps are not organs. Fuck you, Ratatouille. It is Wednesday, my dudes. Welcome back to another episode of This Was My Dudes. Episode 99? 99? welcome back to another episode of this one's on my dudes episode 99 99 uh i'm leaving that flub in for sure i mean we're leaving the little 20 for 20 milliseconds of outro music um i have no plan for a topic but it's probably should be a lot more taco bell so the taco bell episode

let's just pull up a taco Bell menu and just analyze every item. Were we going to draft eventually? We're going to do a Taco Bell draft at some point. We could draft Taco Bell. I know that shit off the top of my head. Oh, all right. Sure. Zero prep.

Make your weekends fast. Let me get the app ready. I wonder if they have regional offerings. I wonder if you guys have regional stuff that I don't have. That would be exciting. Anyway, go ahead, Brian. Dude, McDonald's has weird stuff in other countries. I feel like Taco Bell needs to do that, but I haven't heard of anything like that.

The one thing I agree, when I visited London and I was pumped to try the McDonald's there, they have the double sausage egg McMuffin. Arguably more american than any breakfast item we have and i'm like why don't we have the double sausage mcmuffin here i would i would kill that murder you just order like a sausage biscuit and then like smush in the middle of it can't you yeah i guess you guess you could. Fair point. Sounds like a dog. Well, problem solved, Zach.

Perfect. Alright, let's play the outro music again. All four of us here, we have Corey. I'm here. Rooks. What's up, bitch? Zach. And I'm Brian. We're doing Talkabow Draft, so do your weekends quick, because we're probably going to need time to yell at each other. So, Corey?

Two half days. Lost all my money watching basketball. We went to the games in Albany. Bill Murray was in Albany watching the games. Apparently, the man loves whatever team was on in the afternoon showing. I wasn't there for that one. We went to the night one. I think his nephew or something is on the team or some shit i think i saw that explains a lot that

explains a lot and then uh antonio brown was there uh we were just sitting watching the game now wish though i do wish um had grills on it i heard um but no they we were like sitting watching the game like i just heard the guys behind us, and they were like, something about like, oh, I just ran into Antonio Brown up on the concourse. I was like, what? They were like, yeah. And then I forgot, I guess he bought partnership. He partly owns the Albany Conquest, which is a lacrosse team.

He's just doing weird things, and I don't understand it. Fuck. But he was there. Best seats in the house behind Miami cheerleaders. Jeff pointed it out. He was the first one to notice, so that was hilarious. Saturday, bets didn't go well at all. They continued to suck. We kept losing overs and unders by.5.

It was sad. Ate a lot of key lime pie because I was with big hole guy Dan and he was in the keys the week before talking about key lime pie. So we bought key lime pie and had a slice every time we were sad, which means we had a lot of slices. Did you buy key lime pie at the basketball game? No, just like, okay. We sat on the couch for 90 90 of the weekend watching and betting on games we only went to the games friday night uh good drove back from albany and was exhausted after seven hours driving and went straight to a killer's concert in uh up on pitts campus which was

uh horrible brian so you missed nothing thank you i thought it was on like not Pitts campus but uh that other college no it was at Pitts campus it was where the uh the oh it changed like three times yeah probably okay I don't know this we bought concert tickets we bought these concert tickets in like 2019 so like yeah it was a long time coming um my emoji is the like uh no smoking sign with the money because no money and then there's no lime emoji so lemon pie and then um i forget why i had the last oh killer no mr brightside it's a sun it's a sun for mr brightside there we go. We're done. Rooks, how was your weekend? Good. I just want to say, lemon pie, thumbs down. Grills for your penis, thumbs up. Add it to the list, man.

But no, I didn't do too much Friday. Just cooled it. Because Saturday, my emoji is the El Salvadorian flag. My favorite El Salvadorian came into town. Shout out Nitez coming all the way up here from Florida but yeah we had a little boys squad brunch on Saturday

got after it this place bottomless mimosas more places need to do this when you do bottomless sometimes it comes pre-mixed they brought out just the bottled champagne in mixers so much better just us being able to mix at the table so much better like just so like us being able to mix at the table so much fucking like i don't know why everybody doesn't do this we

literally we drank like i think through our table drink like nine bottles of champagne the four mixers they brought out in the beginning nobody touched or like we touched but like those didn't get finished but the rest of the nine bottles yeah that's that's why they don't do that because they want you to champagne champagneagne is so fucking cheap, dude. Yeah. It's so cheap. You know what's cheaper than champagne? Juice.

I don't know. I don't know about that. I'm this economy, brother. Yeah, I don't know if that's true. Anyway, got after a squat brunch, came back, pre-gamed a little. Then we went out to Flash for our friend's boyfriend was DJing.

Dude murdered it, had a grand old time there, danced around. Then came back and watched Penn State lose. And that was pretty upsetting. But hey, the boys tried their best. You know, they gave it their all. But yeah, that was my weekend. It was one whole day of crazy and then everything else was pretty mellow. There's a $6.98 bottle of champagne

on Walmart.com. Juice is cheaper than $7. Not by much. Not by much. Alright, Zach, how was your week? Mine was good. Got the best haircut of my life on Friday. Shout out my girl Melanie at

King's Barber on the north side of chicago unreal haircut um full full doxing right now yeah she did a good job uh i said a good job uh she did though she did nick a mole on my neck when she was straight shaving in the back of my neck so it caused me to bleed a little bit um but anyway how was a good haircut though though? Oh, because, dude, it looks so fresh to death. I felt great. I felt eight pounds lighter. I got heavy boy hair, so anytime I get a haircut, it's like when you take a big poop and you lose

five pounds. It's basically the same thing. But anyway, so went out Saturday for the games. Agree with Corey. I could not bet to save my life. However, you will all be proud of me had zero red bull vacas this weekend so i've decided to maybe turn a corner and liar protect i swear i swear i was with someone what was the drink of choice then i switched between we had mimosas

in the morning switch between beer and vodka waters so um i was uh i'm trying to i was trying to after the heart palpitations i've had previously, I've decided to curb back on the caffeine mix with the alcohol. Um, yeah, Sunday I was, it was kind of nice out sorta. So, uh, what I did was I walked to target and this is my emoji and I bought some candles and let me tell you nothing better than going to Target and huffing some candles and then buying some, they're expensive, but I had a little coupon. A little coupon was for 20% off, and that's why I got two of them.

So excited to light those bad boys up. One's like ocean and moss, and the other one is like eucalyptus and lavender, I think. So fun to come. Okay, they'll cover up the big boy poop what poop sized haircut yeah fun to what like fun fun to come like fun will be happening once when i light the candles like fun more fun to come about the candles updates to follow i think you bought all those candles just to like set the ambience for when you're playing

the new harry potter game yeah i beat it it was it was good it was good i'll finish the side quest though we'll see there it is cool how's my week thanks guys uh you know so saw ant-man it was fine uh roamed around san diego there's parks and beaches and food and etc uh but what i really learned was that free will does not exist so i was in the taco bell drive-thru fitting for this week. It was like super long line. So I had like 20 minutes to figure out what I wanted. Usually it's just like get me Crunchwrap Supreme, head out

the door. It's easy. You can eat it while driving. It's like five bucks, whatever. But I was like, the Chalupa looks great. And I was sitting there for 20 minutes listening to a podcast just been like going back and forth. Decide on the Chalupa, ordered it it get to the window grab my bag drive away reach in grab the food they gave me a quesadilla anyways life makes no sense you don't decide anything anyways it was it threw me for such a loop i was like i was so excited and i actually like spent

mental energy deciding between things and then they just gave me a quesad loop i was like i was so excited and i actually like spent mental energy deciding between things and then they just gave me a quesadilla i was like oh you're in a simulation guys yeah i know so my emoji was like the yin yang symbol it's like i don't know what an emoji for free will is but that's pretty close also this dude was the guy handing my food was freaking me out i drove up to the window and he like opens the door and he puts his head out and just stares straight over my car and like looks at like the lot across the road for like a good like 30 seconds and then he closes the door without looking at me and that goes back to doing something and then he does it again he like opens the window doesn't look at me looks over me and i like i turn and look too and there's

nothing going on it's just like a parking lot with like a dollar general and then i look back and he like hands puts his hand out for the card and it's like okay he doesn't say a word then he hands my food again and then he just like looks over my car again like what is over there this dude's freaking me out and got my order wrong do you think uh hypothetically you were on uh john canyones what would you do and they were trying to like fuck with you and fuck your order up and see if you would react and he was gonna pay attention to you and shit no i think i was on hot seat on mtv and every 15 minutes i stayed there i got another five dollars uh but since i drove away that's what it was it's close no it's like something hot you talking about yo shout out

boiling point what a boiling points what a great show great show i hated that show it was just a lot of cringe and awkward like karen's like fake yelling at people you know all right um uh draft order zach yeah i have to plug this because i feel like so i want everyone to look the the order you can show us it's not gonna matter we know it's rigged there's eight teams but i it won't let me go down to four so i'm clicking what i don't know it's gonna go last we all know all right generating it's generating who are the other four people no it just it just is how it works what read it off oh rooks is first

first team three then team one zach cory i i like oh i don't want first at all man i don't want first at all what's the uh what's what's the structure are we doing you have to do a beverage or we just just five items? It doesn't matter. I think five items, five things, but one has to be an experience. Okay. I like that. I like that. Yeah.

Okay. So it's Rooks, Corey, Zach, Brian, or Rooks, Zach, Corey, Brian? Rooks, me, Corey, Brian. Okay. Yeah. Got it. Starts off. Oh, shit. Got it. Stars off.

I didn't want first overall pick because I didn't know if this would fall and I figured it would because it's not a food item. I'm going with Baja Blast 100% as number one overall. There's something about that chemical drink that just

is perfect. It could be a mixer. It's great any time of the year. It's great with any food item. And it's just perfection. It's perfection in a plastic cup. And that's all I got. Good in slushy form?

It's just solid. Slushy form in the summer, yes. But liquid form always. Yes. Which one are you drafting liquid okay off the board uh you can get tacos anywhere you can only get baja blast there so it's great are you always rocking with a large what's what's the size um i don't like i don't like uh this is so fucking stupid i picked it first i don't really... This is so fucking stupid. I picked it first. I don't really drink soda, except for Baja Blast. And then so, it depends...

If it's... Sometimes Taco Bell is a pre-drinking thing. If it's a pre-drinking thing, I'll get a large and save half the Baja Blast for my Chase or my Mixer. But no, if I'm just ordering food, we stick to a medium.

Gotcha. Respect. I get bubble guts. Do they have... I was going to say, I know Baja Blast is a staple. Don't they also kind of test other random... Aren't there other Mountain Dews that aren't... Maybe they're sold in stores, but they aren't as frequent, or is it just Baja?

Does it die Mountain Dew, regular Mountain Dew, and Baja Blast? Or is there other variations, too? I feel like sometimes they've rotated some in there but i mean nothing stacks up i'm not gonna i'm not gonna try any of the other flavors they try to throw in but i think they do i think that's right nothing ever sticks and like if you're in the drive-thru it's not like you ever know what random sodas they have so that's a you have to go in to actually get it all right my turn uh it's the crunch wrap sir it's it's the crunch yeah it is it is a engineering marvel you know like sometimes with the crunch wrap supreme i'll go on videos and watch compilations of the crunch wrap supreme getting made i'll stand behind like i'll put my head over the counter as they're making it back there.

It's just a perfect fold. It's all the texture in it. You bite in. It's a perfect vessel for the sauce, too. I feel like with some Taco Bell items, the sauce can kind of explode everywhere. You can load a Crunchwrap up with sauce, and it just nestles in there beautifully.

Again, it's a great name, Crunchwrap. It's trademarked. Shout out to whoever invented that name. Hopefully they got it raised at the Taco Bell board meeting. But I think it's one of the items too. Taco Bell loves fucking changing all their shit every time, which I appreciate the ingenuity. But if you can last on a Taco Bell menu for years and years on end, you know you have a good food item.

And that's why the Crunchwrap Supreme is king in my first overall pick. Is there a non-Supreme Crunchwrap? That's actually a really good question. I don't know. I was wondering the same thing. I would say probably not, right? I think they're all Supreme. I think that's the idea of it.

It is Supreme. When we talk about what makes a Taco Supreme right it's just like them putting like sour cream lettuce pico and all the shit like you can't get a fucking crunch wrap without that right it's a little generous calling it pico and it's definitely just tomatoes but i appreciate you gassing up taco bell we're drafting taco bell man what do you think i'm a fucking hater no kind of rep the brand here uh based on a quick google search there is not a regular crunch wrap it is just the crunch wrap supreme so good for it it's also definitely the one like object that everybody tries to recreate at home

like i don't know how many times i've seen like random videos of like how to make a crunch wrap supreme at home like once once a day at least I see the video and also again I just one last quick shout out because I know we probably have to move on because this is this is this is what I imagine we're gonna take eight hours drafting tacos but the the layer you know sometimes with a taco you get the the splooch at the end and the toppings fall off the The way it's constructed, you get lettuce, tomato, sour cream, crunchy taco, beef and cheese, and other – it's the same consistent bites all the way down. And it's just a beautiful thing.

Just a beautiful thing. It's an engineering marvel, really. The consistency is such a great point. Because even like Chipotle, depending on how you bite like a burrito, you either get like all of one side or they gotta like rotate it 90 degrees to get a bite that has everything crunch wrap every time every time nice all right cory yes um beat that i'm going with i think it's a close second but we could fight about it if i'm wrong cheesy gordy to crunch it's to me i like probably wrong i would love a fact check but the first time that i ever

had like a taco with like the hard shell and soft shell with the cheese melted in the middle i'm pretty sure it was cheesy gordita crunch i'd probably i i feel like that was i'm just gonna say they invented it because like don't fact check me um it's my staple i i get it every single time no matter what um i don't know what sauce they have on it but they have like some sort of like special sauce on it i think like that isn't on any other taco that they serve maybe um i don't know it's a go-to it's good it bangs it slaps it's all the things it's a it's a just a quick fact check on the Taco Bell app. Yes, please. It is a spicy ranch sauce. See?

And who doesn't like that? Also, Taco Bell did not create the cheesy gordita crunch. In 1990, a man named Domingo Martinez created the gordita crunch. It was originally made with two small pieces of flatbread, but has since evolved to include a third thicker middle piece of flatbread in the middle. Also, the soft taco around it is weirdly softer than another, like a regular soft taco. It's thicker. Yeah, right?

It's like halfway between a chalupa. Yeah, it's more between a chalupa. It's pillow. Yeah. It's so good. It's really good. I'm really hungry. Why is there not a kind of antithesis to Corey's original question? Why is there no cheesy Supreme cheesy Gordita crunch? Is it just the ranch is too much that I can't handle?

I get why there's probably because you want sour cream and spicy ranch, but could we throw some tomatoes on that bad boy or no, you think that's too much. I feel like who am I to question the work of art that Taco Bell has made? You know what I mean? Like we can go back and forth all the, all we want, but at the end of the day, like has made. You know what I mean? We can go back and forth all we want, but at the end of the day, I'm not going to question.

They're artists, really. There's no special requests on this food. You get what you get, and it's going to be perfect. I kind of hate that I'm on the turn now because I wanted all this. Oh, no. Take the mexican pizza coward i hate the mexican pizza it's not that bad man it sucks no that thing is it's garbage

it's the same as everything else it's just constructed a little differently it's constructed in the worst possible way it's all like on top of a crunchy taco shell inside of one ryan's experience is not ordering the mexican pizza maybe uh no i actually have a good experience that all right i'm gonna do my experience first um always ordering tacos without lettuce on it is my experience first one off the board because for the first like 25 years of my life never got lettuce taco bell because that stuff is nasty if there's one thing that's not good talking about if you get a soft taco and there's a lettuce on top it tastes like they went to like an astroturf field no it's good moat it just real quick toss it on top sat it

underneath like a 300 pound man for a good like hour or two in the florida heat just really soak that stuff it's gross um so your order the only thing you can do special requests no lettuce stand by that till the day i die cool but i can't believe that's your first round fuck yeah no one's gonna pick that that's your first round. Fuck yeah. No one's going to pick that. That's true. Yeah. Hey, dude, it's worth the first round because I feel like after those first three things, that's one of the most common things that everyone always hears.

No one ever gets a soft taco like by itself. It's like, you know, extra lettuce just doesn't happen. I just never get a soft taco. Like skip over that. There's so many other things i get it i get it because it comes with the other things it's in the combos always yeah like i'm not gonna go out of my way and get it because they're just gonna pack it in there for me you know my next picks just spite cory then i'm going to taco 12 pack because how dare you instead of one i'm getting

12 that's pretty good the amount of times in high school we're like you know what you guys want to go to taco 12 pack and we just like order four of them and they'll be like you share serious like yeah no no one for each of us you sound like that in high school yeah yeah i sound like this it's batman no and of course you get 12 tacos uh no lettuce on all of them though and then you just like take that put it into the cart and walk around walmart and just eat tacos that's a that's a jacksonville friday night sounds like an albany night to me pretty close to a downers grove night as well it is not a rockville night i said rox is the only one who lived in like an actual city apparently had friends and you know did drugs i got sad quick

all right well uh of course okay you can't draft lettuce because that's off the board just remember boohoo um so anything that has lettuce in it you can't pick that's how this works false perfect i'm at this is great then so it's i'm going uh the chicken quesadilla it's that it's so good no great again like the sauce on it the sauce it's all combined so if you watch film it's horrible but it ran a fast 40 and now everyone thinks it's the first one this is a line i do this is like what you start your order with it's like this man's in the trenches yeah he's yeah it's it's just cheesy it's chickeny flour tortilla you put at the bottom of the bag to make sure it doesn't break we can pile stuff on top of it

i'm gonna say shout out to the bag that it comes in because it's unique i it like i don't know i just you know it's got a little window yeah i. I get excited. Yeah. It's like, it's peeking at you. It's like, I love looking. I love looking in the little window. You should have made that your experience. Well, Hey, it's still on the board. If you guys want to do it, but it's such a good pick, man. Such a good pick.

I'm shocked. I got a second round. Mainly because Brian wasted his, but Zach, you're up. Dude. So I'm just looking at my picks. So they have descriptions of each one of these items on, on the Taco Bell app. And literally the last sentence is, uh, or the last couple of sentences is, you know, what you're going to get, you know, what you're going to get. It's never a guessing game.

It's reliable and is a go-to whatever you're in doubt. So, I mean, even Taco Bell knows. They fucking get it. Yeah. They have, yeah, they have their draft uh it says in here it's the color equivalent to a comfortable plain black shirt that is equally sleek as it is chic or a good mid-range jump shot you know not showy but consistent every single time the one player you want to have the ball during the championship game with three seconds

left on the clock and i'm gonna get you not it's on the taco bell calm the fuck down taco bell stop gassing your shit up that much all right we love you but jesus christ relax zach's gonna draft the experience of reading their manual i'm like the experience is using the app um um i'm gonna go with with mine i'm just gonna go with the your standard uh supreme chalupa or chalupa supreme whatever you want to do yeah bitch i love love the fry bread on the outside. It adds a nice little texture. So good. I mean, that's really all that differentiates it from a regular taco,

but it's so different and unique. They can upcharge you with the asshole for it, and guess what? I'm paying that every single time. There's not much to say. It's just delicious. I'm going to look up what they say about it, though, so someone please fill time and talk about the Chalupa i feel like we do need to just read their their own description for

every one of these because they apparently got some poor like english major as an intern and we're like what can we have them do it's like these are so ridiculous speech for all right i mean we're gonna do this now we're just gonna do this now yeah okay yeah all right the chalupa supreme sure weaves some beautiful witchcraft. Take a traditional flatbread, something already awesome in its own right, and fry it. Suddenly, you have a shell that mysteriously marries chewy and crispy, pure sorcery. Add

seasoned beef, a three-cheese blend, lettuce, tomatoes, and reduced-fat sour cream, and you get a Dante-esque culinary anomaly. The only greater fried magic trick known to man is turning arbitrary dough splashes into funnel cake now that is nothing short of a miracle hold on they said dante is this a callback to dante who invented the cheesy gordita crunch it might be dante what the fuck his name was not dante i don't

know what you said but it's i thought it was didn't even know the fucking name. His name's Domingo. Oh, it started with a D, man. It was close. Jesus Christ. Are we going Dante's Inferno reference on this? Maybe. Ten circles of hell or five, whatever number of circles of hell? Five circles of heaven.

Why did you? All right, so Dante. I've got a lot of Supreme on my menu. Crunchwrap, Supreme, Chalupa, Supreme. I'm going to have to vary it up in subsequent picks. How has Supreme, the clothing brand, not sponsored Taco Bell or the other way around? I mean, it's the same colors, right? It's red and...

Because to make it Supreme, it's sour cream and tomatoes. And then it's red and white. So white and red. Jesus Christ. Dude, could you imagine? Taco Bell has all the holidays. I usually hate the Supreme stuff, but if Supreme and Taco Bell did a crossover,

I would be on that shit so fast. Honestly, they're missing out. All right, Rooks, you currently only have liquids on your draft board. We need to get some sustenance for my boy. Don't worry. Yeah. quids on your draft board so we need to get some sustenance for my boy don't worry yeah um i'm gonna draft my go-to college move outside of the quesadillas every time we go to stay college

taco bell late night late night i'm getting and they call it a chipotle chicken melt now it used to be the chipotle chicken loaded griller yeah and it was one dollar i would go in there and get fucking five of those bitches and i would lay down and fucking the girl's place of the legacy and everyone would be yelling and screaming and i would just be eating fucking chipotle chicken loaded grillers they were fantastic and this melt that i'm looking at looks puny compared to the griller the griller had like more shit in it, and they did the quesadilla type shit where they put it in the presser, so it has a little bit of crisp to it as well.

Absolute fantastic. If they brought those things back, I would get Taco Bell twice a week. Those things were just unbelievable. Didn't those come out our freshman year? There's like three of them. I think so, yeah. It was that.

It was that. There was like a beef. I think it was like a beef and Dorito one, and then there was a cheesy potato one. The Chipotle chicken loaded grillers. Oh my fucking God. Absolutely goaded. I'm a potato griller guy myself.

But you know. Shout out the dollar menu. The potato one is fantastic as well. Very good. Hey guys we still got picks to go. Let's get ahead of yourself my next pick i'm gonna do an experience um oh eating taco bell shit faced that's the experience i mean yeah few few like there's very few foods that hit as hard as taco bell does when you're fucking like cross

like and you don't think about any repercussions like you don't think about any repercussions. Like, you don't think about any, like, oh, this is going to make me feel great. It's all about the here and now. And man, in the here and now, your boy's happy. And anytime I'm eating some fucking Taco Bell, late night, had a few drinks in me, happy boy, can't complain. 10 out of 10. Love it.

Fire. Should we read the Chipotle Lo loaded griller text off their website do you have it on what's it under are you looking in the app i think it's cravings is it cravings yeah i think yeah it's gonna be like the uh the cheap category i don't have it in my chipotle ranch grilled chicken burrito no i don't think my maybe my maybe my taco bell doesn't offer it oh maybe i'll have to read it i'll put on my best uh asmr voice this is not the same it just says grilled chicken fiesta strips avocado ranch sauce it just says ingredients where the hell did you get this like poem for all of these it's in the app they're on they're on they're on other ones i was looking at making these up as you go and you just i swear i saw it hold on give me give me a sec all right well we can move on while i wait

for that description okay no specialty this is like four paragraphs god damn it go ahead and read it big dog oh many people would call the close the mic cravings value menu a menu that makes perfect sense considering as a list of food names and the word menu literally in the name but we see it more as a winner circle more like a wall of fame now that being said it takes a special something to even be considered for position among the ranks of these delicious hits if you make it onto the cravings like menu menu like the chipotle chicken melt has you must be a one dollar wonder that's ignited the imagination of Taco Bell lovers everywhere. And let us tell you, the Chipotle chicken melt has done just that.

It starts with grilled chicken, which is an absolute game-changer right off the bat. The fuck? You can't be calling grilled chicken a game-changer, you fuckers. Then comes the hidden gem, Chipotle sauce. Fans of the cravings value menu are certainly no stranger to this creamy delectable addition that's two of the three components of chipotle chicken melt but what about the melt glad you asked we topped the chicken we topped the grilled chicken chipotle sauce with a real shredded cheese melt it and wrap it in a

warm flour tortilla i have like 75 of that text on mine but it left out like a couple random sentences i'm i don't know i'm on their website i don't know man all i got out of that was they top the burrito and cool all right cory no i think so i got a lot of i got a we have the crunch wrap supreme right so that's provides a little bit of crunch, but mostly soft, I'd say. Chalupa, also very soft. I need some crunch in my life. So we're going to go with what the OG, what changed my life as a little kid watching this commercial. Give me the Doritos Locos Tacos and make it fucking supreme again. Who gives a fuck?

The ingenuity of Taco Bell to say, how can we flavor our vessel? And the people there looked at Doritos and said, hey guys, sup? You up? Let's partner. And I'm glad they got rid of the Cool Ranch one. That one sucked. Yeah, that was ass.

I will say though, for as much ingenuity as Taco Bell has, there are so many good dorito flavors why have we not done a spicy nacho why have we not done a salsa verde why have we not done the taco flavored the taco flavored doritos that they already have like let's just double down doritos what are we waiting for do you not like making money do we not like licensing agreements like what are we doing here they're holding out for supreme man i guess um oh jesus this this i don't know if we want to read this this is a very long for the love of god we cannot keep

oh no guys did you know in december 3rd 2013 the mastermind behind the doritos locos tacos died at age 41 probably too many tacos jesus yeah that's not a good sign i'm not surprised he had a great somebody tried to kill him because they couldn't handle how many delicious inventions he's had what this dude literally wrote a letter to frito-lay to pitch his idea and they rejected him so he like started a facebook page to get it made and it happened man wow inspirational what a go-getter this one i'm gonna do with grills for dogs all right who's up i'm up unless zach wants to read the uh no dissertation okay for the love of god the thesis on doritos locos tacos um i think my experience is going to be around on the turn so i'm gonna go with the cinnamon twists

because i like a little you know i want to differentiate a little bit you know so i've got the best dessert off there so works has got his his drink which i appreciate he got i'm gonna go with the dessert it's airy like it it tastes like air and like you're just eating like cinnamon sugar and that's all honestly like that's all you want you just only want the cinnamon sugar it's like a churro except without the dough it's just it's just crunchy it's light it's great it's delicious like i didn't know what to think the first time i had it i was like what is like i twist. I was like, I was expecting a churro because it's a fucking taco place. And then you're like, no, this is not a churro.

It's light. It's airy. You know, out of all the things that could fill you up and destroy your stomach at Taco Bell, I appreciate that the dessert they made you feel healthy. You feel like you could go on a 10 mile run after the dessert. Comparatively to the other options is what i'm gonna say but it's delicious it's great i feel like it's a staple like i feel bad it's dropped this far but also not sometimes because like look at their menu you know but i i gotta pick them

they're great um they didn't have much of a description it just says like light and airy and something it says yeah cinnamon twist innocent, delicious cinnamon sugar snack. So, there you go. I gotta say, the cinnamon balls are better. I'm not gonna draft them, but shout out cinnamon balls. Also, they made Corey almost puke in jogging class. No, no, no, no, no, no. You didn't have those? Yeah, you did.

No, no, no, no, no. I might have had a bite. We had the breakfast burrito. I remember having, like, no, no, no. I might have had a bite. We had the breakfast burrito. I remember having like trying that, but... Didn't they like not have breakfast food when we went? No, they had it. Because we went one time and they didn't have it. And we got like regular or something.

And then we went that time and they did have it. Because that's the only time I've ever had the breakfast. And I will never forget it. Kind of scarred you for life. All right. I got two back to back. So I'm going to go with an easy pick from like 2010. They used to have half pound burritos.

Shout out the half pound cheesy bacon potato burrito. I ordered two of those every Sunday after church for about a year straight. Great bulking method. If you ever want to put on a weight for football just put a pound of taco into your stomach which is mostly cheesy bacon and potatoes with various other bits oh because they have like the the potato griller thing but it's like that but like four of them and then you chuck a hell of a lot of bacon inside too they don't make it anymore and it's so sad like the thing man you know we're reviving things from the grid taco bell just likes to get rid of stuff that people like and that's why when you

have a mainstay menu item there you got to cherish it yeah that's fair i'm a nostalgic boy though you know so if i i'll write us a write-up for this one and i'll post it it'll be all poetic and shakespearean um but also fourth pick already have an experience so i'm just going more food which is sort of not food but i need it i need a a liquid i'm going the mild sauce because like you know that does the heavy lifting on a lot of things and like screw the hot sauce i'm a little pansy little white boy and i can't do anything the amount of mild sauce packets i have my car right now you'd be kind of sad but surprised but like it's kind of helpful because like you know always have some hot sauce with you at all times they give you like a thousand in your bag every single

time it's great great customer service it's just a little little on top you know that's the best good pick not my favorite sauce i'm more of a fire sauce guy but mild is good i probably go fire diablo medium i feel like medium is kind of a fake ass sauce just like does medium exist i think it does doesn't it i think it does yeah i think so i don't know i feel like people either go mild or they go diablo like i feel like those are the two kinds of people in the world oh no it's hot it's all. It's mild, hot, fire Diablo. Diablo's good. Diablo's good.

I like the little sayings on him, too. They make me laugh. There you go. All right, Corey, you're back. I am torn. I feel like I just want to... I'm going to go off of... it's a nice little segue on my experience i'm gonna draft uh the hot sauce packets but the experience of of reading them the flirty messages

on the hot sauce packets love them but i was also going to combine that with pulling them out of my drawer because i do the same thing i just have like a drawer i literally i don't have a large kitchen but i do have a drawer dedicated to taco bell hot sauce packets like it's that's all they're there for that's it yeah and i appreciate the flirty messages back in the day when you were in high school and stuff you know slip them to a girl there you go they're trying to help you out. They're your wingman. Dude, I think bring that back. Do that now. And I think it would work way more than it would have in high school. So actually, I didn't tell you the true story of how I proposed to Claire.

Diablo sauce. Thank you. That's why she cried. The fact that they give those sauce packets out for free. Like, you got to take a step back. You can take as many as you want. They don't care. And with the price of inflation, all that stuff,

the day the world burns to the ground is when Taco Bell is like, no, we have to put the packets behind glass now. And you have to pay like $10 for a dollar or something like that. And they start counting them. You have to get someone to come unlock the case for you. Yeah, dude. Yeah. They have security tags on every single one of them. They have to do a little scanner to get you have to get someone to come unlock the case for you yeah dude yeah they have security tags on every single one of them they have to do a little scanner to get the plastic they have like a ratio of like amount of food ordered to sauce packets you're allowed

so or like by pound it's like a frozen yogurt place yeah uh i mean mcdonald's does that now too though for like ketchup and stuff at some places right or is that just like barbecue sauce they'll only give you one for like 10 chicken nuggets that's just the nugget sauce i feel like they just don't have sweet and sour like laying around they have ketchup so with the pumps i think but still a shame country's going to crap all right uh zach yeah it's my turn and i was gonna do the this is tough because i was gonna do the whole joke with the sauce packets but brian beat me to it so now i'm kind of scrambling for a pick here cory beat you to it i drafted the packet and then cory beat drafted the sayings on the packet and i'm just kind of scrolling through the menu right here and it's

like i kind of want if we're allowed to go off menu or like go off to prior things yeah yeah you can do retired items like in the rafters like they're yeah they got injured or whatever they have like the number that they were at the one point the price yeah yeah yeah and i'm looking it up to make sure okay i'm normally not a burrito guy at taco bell however the beefy fritos burrito fucking banger like i just i just realized like you put chips in anything and i'm for it whether it's taco doritos or fritos um i think they still have like the beefy melt down there which is like they call them like fiesta strips which aren't really even fritos like i think they got rid of the fritos partnership which like don't insult me taco bell i know these bullshit fiesta strips

aren't getting the job done so i need the beefy fritos like burrito back in my life because that's the one burrito i like from taco bell i think the other burritos are a little too like mush factor is a little too high. The other ones have like beans in it and it's just straight mush and it's not good. No. Yeah. The,

uh, that beefy one's also like a dollar 75 some places. That's in my budget. All about it. God. All right, folksx you got two left for your entire draft i don't think you have oh you have eating talk about drunk all right so two items you still only have one

like physical i'm getting i'm getting a fit i'm getting the nachos with the with the the chips and cheese can i choose underrated can i break the rules and do two experiences yep yeah absolutely no honorable mentions at the end oh no that's no actually no yeah cory's right cory's right we got it we got to have some integrity to these drafts no no break the rules don't fuck you um um no i'm gonna do so my first one and this is coming off zach immediately saying that the burritos have a lot of mush factor which in fact in fairness this one does but i really like the it's like the cheesy five layer burrito or the beefy five layer burrito that one's solid it has

like two tortillas cheese in between the tortillas beef all that. It's a banger. You said you only said three layers. What are the two layers my guy? Is it tortilla cheese? Beef? Yeah, other things. Let's see. We have I'm assuming beans is one of them. Sour cream, I think. Here we go. I'll read the description.

There's a layer of sour cream. No, don't read the fucking thing. Sorry, lettuce. RSVP is closed. No, I get it. Your friend Seasoned Beef is DJing tonight. But unless you're on the list, you can't get in. Oh, you're a personal friend of the promoter's beans and cheese? Well, how about you give them a call and let them know you're out here in line and maybe I can let you in.

Oh, you don't have their number? I see. So now your dad owns the club, huh? Well, the owner of Reduced Fat Sour Cream is coming down now, so I'm sure he'll take you, his straight to the vip lounge where you belong huh sir oh you don't know this guy that's what i thought hey nacho cheese sauce get this lettuce character out of my sight i don't want him anywhere near the door to this burrito that wasn't a description that was like fan fiction i still i still have no idea what's in the burrito. I know there's no lettuce. Sour cream, beef, beans, and what was the fifth one?

I don't know. Cheese, yeah. Three of the layers are mush. Two of them are literal sauces and one's beans, which ends up being. I already acknowledged the mush factor, okay? I already acknowledged it. All right. But we're going to take it with its flaws.

I still enjoy it very much. I'm going the beefy five-layer. For the record, it was on my big board, so I like the pick. We should have done, before we go into this, we should have done the calorie counter because that beefy five-layer is 490. Holy shit.

That's not bad. I'm pretty sure it's big. It's two tortillas as well which doesn't help anything but so on the turn I'm gonna end this with an experience and that's getting any of the fucking cravings boxes the cravings boxes are just like

there's few things that just like all sit in that little box and work together so well it's like it's a little team man like i'm getting a i'm getting a team of team players right here you know um a bunch of role players and hey like sometimes they're like some i've had one that was like uh the crunch wrap and i had like a cheesy gordita and then a soft taco i was like yo don't ever change this shit only do this one and then like a month later a month later they came out with nacho fries and it was like nacho fries and two soft tacos and cinnamon twists i was like i will not be eating that fucking cravings box but i mean that does sound good though sometimes when sometimes though they're

just perfect like sometimes it's just the perfect combination of four items you get a drink as well fantastic the perfect combination of sexy and cute actually though five layer burrito oh man all right i got my experience left to round up my draft um sir this might have changed a little bit with more of i don't know if your taco bells have kiosks now like most fast food restaurants do but so this kind of is maybe not as prevalent now with the kiosks. But my experience is when you're ordering with the actual person, and you think you're done with your order, and they say, will that be anything? And you can say, throw in another soft taco. And then you check in and you check out. Just the addition of always, let me get another taco in there. Let me get a cheesy roll up. It's the like last minute throw in.

Brian, I don't know how you put it in the graph. You can put that and throw in a taco. A plus one. Yeah. I'm going to put a plus one next to that. Yeah. Just like, cause you're just ordering. You're kind of, you're kind of blacking out when you're up there and then you kind of

forgot what you ordered and you talk to yourself and you're like, did I order enough? And you're like, you know what? Throw in another soft taco for me. Why don't you? So it's like saying keep the change, but're losing correct it's the reverse keep my money all right cory you uh i feel like you have the most varied choices yeah and keep it up again i'm gonna go i'm gonna go another segue because it was on my big board and cheesy roll-up like it's just like when you're feeling a quesadilla but

you don't want to spend the eight dollars as we previously mentioned where it is a little expensive you could throw three of them in it's half the price and you're just like i got my cheese i got my roll-up that's all you have you looked at it like the picture of it on the site uh it is the saddest looking menu i know i've ever seen it it is so fucking sad looking just like doesn't fill up the screen at all it's just like barely it's so zoomed out zoomed like someone literally took a someone took a fucking tortilla held it under the little cheese dispenser squished it once and then said yeah fuck it and just rolled it up like and granted hey cheesy roll-up adds up but like it's just really sad looking on the website that's

why i didn't choose it no it is it is but like i don't know it was it's kind of like an experience i had in the past. You know, I don't get it so much anymore. But, you know, when you're cutting cutting costs a little bit, you throw them in. It's good. I appreciate any dollar menu item, but that one's low on my list. Get out of here. All right.

I had to save this one for last because I knew no lettuce is going to get picked early. So, but I knew this one wasn't. The Fiesta potatoes are incredible. And no one talks about it. And it's just potatoes with sour cream and nacho cheese. Incredible. Don't do anything else. Maybe throw some bacon on it. I should talk to Taco Bell.

They should add some bacon. But it's so good. Anything they can just add nacho cheese to at Taco Bell, high on my list. And I didn't learn about these until like i don't know like two or three years ago and apparently every i have never heard of this so they're good they're very good and like i always get all the potato items anyways and then you're just gonna say throw some extra potatoes on the side hell yeah that's my plus one taco at the end of my order you know what brian i'm gonna add that to my order tonight because obviously i'm gonna order taco bell thank you oh i i am too i got it

yesterday hence my lack of free will anymore but like i'm gonna do it again today too so i have fiesta potatoes mild sauce half pound cheesy baked potato burrito the taco 12 pack and saying you don't want to order lettuce corey has the cheesy roll up the sayings on the sauce packets cinnamon twists chicken quesadilla and the cheesy gordita crunch zach has adding that extra soft taco at the end of your order the beefy fritos burrito the doritos locos tacos the chalupa supreme the crunch wrap supreme and then rooks has the baja blastast, Liquid, not Frozen. Chipotle Loaded Griller, Eat and Talk About Drunk, Beefy Five

Lair Bruto, and the Cravings Boxes. I feel like Zach might have won that one, but you know, I like my team. My team is character. I'm going to be parched. Rooks is the only one who has something to wash it down. Because you do need the pop. You do need the Mountain Dew to wash it down with.

The way the draft worked out, though, Zach was in the perfect slot to just keep picking these Supreme items. And then Burn gives him a freebie by saying, Oh, I don't want lettuce. That's my first pick. Come on, man. There was an easy segue in the conversation to it. I just had to do it.

You know, Hon mentions, anybody? Mine are experiences. I'll do the experiences because like- Honorable experiences. Read off the menu and like those are all honorable mentions, I feel like. So I'm going to go the famous Taco Bell locations. So the Las Vegas one that sells alcohol. And then there's like, there's like, there's one that's like on the coast and i want to say it's somewhere

in san like san diego it might be like or something yeah it's it's like the bougie it's one of them it's like the bougiest fucking like building ever fast food building ever and it's just like famous like i i don't know clearly i'm getting ads about it but like i feel like other people know about it maybe not i don't know plan the vacation yeah exactly honeymoon don't have me frodo um and then uh i got the taco bell box that you get with the combo meal is a perfect road trip. Like it makes it easy to eat on a road trip while you're driving. So the experience of like eating Taco Bell while you're driving using the big box.

I did have Taco Bell breakfast before sprints in college. Brian has an experience. And then my last one is uh watching uh the playoffs for baseball 40 of me is watching because i'm waiting for somebody to steal base so i get a free taco the next day every year uh like i mentioned before those cinnamon balls honorable mention because you can order two of them and it's like 75 cents and it's great you pop them in your mouth like you do with balls and you know just bite down the white the white juice stuff comes out and it's delicious and uh you know taco bell did it right i like when desserts are tiny because i

always want one but i don't want to like buy like a full cake from taco bell or something and they're uh better than the cinnamon twists hey if they did have key lime pie though i would order it probably pretty good also the slushies incredible and breakfast if you ever could actually wake up early enough for it it's solid i think i might get it this friday like before work i might just start my day off with a sausage crunch wrap do it because i haven't had it yet you said this friday huh it's weird like you're making a date for it it was weird that you said this friday like i thought you were gonna say like tomorrow or like that's two days away that you're like i'm this day it's on it's marked on the calendar i'm gonna go get it yeah the mistake for the breakfast crunch wrap though is they don't

have nacho cheese on it oh can you customize it let me hold on hold. Hold on. Let's see. I mean, you can get things without lettuce. I think having their nacho cheese at like 8.30 in the morning is just an aggressive way to start the day. And then you get the sauce packet that just like demeans you sexually. That's a hard way to start the morning. Like sick ass as you pick up the Diablo sauce at nine in the morning hey nice nice tits i feel like there has to be like an adult swim cartoon where it's just like anthropomorphic taco bell sauce packets just like running around new york city those that's the las vegas taco bell they just like are so crude uh it's so good anyone else got any uh

honorable mentions i had one honorable mention um and this is a really stupid one but like back when we were in college they came out with this fucking thing called the triple steak stack oh it's just literally it was literally just a cheese steak on a flatbread like it, it's just literally steak and cheese on a flatbread. It wasn't even, like, a tortilla or anything. And I remember I ate it, and it was one of the best things I'd ever eaten, like, in my life in the moment. 30 minutes later, I was laying down on Schwenk's floor. Like, oh, my God, my insides are tearing each other apart like i was like i was like i was like genuinely debating going to urgent care i was like this is

not normal and then i never touched it again but you guys in the moment it's unbelievable do you ever get steak on any of the options uh not after that because it's because it's i've i've gotten it once and i had the same experience. So thank you for not drafting steak-related items because that's the only time people... I feel like it's not polarizing liking Taco Bell. We're all grown-ups now. Most people like it, but some people are like, it's trash, it's whatever.

And I feel like they have to just be ordering the steak, which is also, why are you ordering steak at Taco Bell like come on what do we like it's a mistake yeah it's us all right the only thing i had uh everything's been mentioned the only thing i had quickly was just like shout out to the to the to the big dong the bell dong when you oh yeah the commercial plays these are the big old dong and like it's just so so lost when you just start. He's the big old dong. He's just so lost when you just start. Shout out to the big dong. He's like, what?

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