I've Had It - A Highly Strange Episode with Payne Lindsey

Episode Date: April 25, 2023

Jennifer and Pumps are joined in studio with prolific podcaster and host of High Strange, Payne Lindsey. The three discuss all things extra-terresterial and answer the hard hitting questions like "Are UFOs real?" and "Would you hook up with an alien if they were hot?" Spoiler alert: The answer to both is YES.  Thank you to our sponsors: I've Had It is brought to you by BetterHelp, visit Betterhelp.com/hadit today to get 10% off your first month. Subscribe to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/IveHadItPodcast Follow Us: I've Had It Podcast: @Ivehaditpodcast Jennifer Welch: @mizzwelch Angie "Pumps" Sullivan: @pumpspumpspumps Special Guest: Payne Lindsey: @paynelindseyCheck out: High Strange 

So we supposed to start the podcast. One, two, three. That's all right. That was all right. Okay, one more time. One, two, three. That was better. So you know, originally we had you clap and told you that like we had to do it to sync

up voice and video. We really don't have to. We never have had had to. No, it was a prank from the jump, but I like it. I like it. Now I feel like we can't start the show without it. No, it's a kickoff that we need to continue. Yes, I do have to just kick this whole thing off real quick.

Okay. So I was looking at my direct messages this morning. And I got one from our friend, Bogey. And he says, you are hotter than Jen. So I just before we start. Okay, thank you. I just wanted to let you know. Thank you for that exercise and humility.

That's right. That's always a great way to kick off, see you next Tuesday. Right. With just a total, Conte next Tuesday, a total county comment a total content. Conte next Tuesday. A total county comment. Time comment, that's absolutely right.

Okay, so what have you had it with, Pumps? Oh my God, what I've had it with is children's activities that do not start until 8 p.m., which I'm in bed pajamas the whole time by 8.30, hopefully asleep by 9.15. Right. Don't get home pajamas the whole mind by 830, right? Hopefully asleep by 915. Right. Don't get home to like 10, 1030. Then your kids hungry, you know, all of those things, but we have this twice a

week during basketball and soccer season 8 PM. I just feel like there's a better plan that we could come up with. So then that I see the kid activity start time, and I'm gonna raise you everything. Concerts start too late. Dinners start too late. Yeah, but I don't go to those. Let me have it.

For God's sake, can you have it? Can you have it? It's not about you. I thought everything was about me. Can you not let me have it recently? Jamie Lee Curtis went viral on Instagram because she said, why doesn't Coldplay have a matinee? Like that is the truth.

See, we would have so many more things to do with that. I would be so much more social if this shit started at like four or five p.m. Right. And then by eight o'clock, you're headed home to your jommies. Jommies? PJs, whatever. Okay. Okay. I just I think that everything needs to start earlier. I think a lot of feckery goes on at night.

For sure. And I know this because when I was younger, I was engaged in the fuckery later than I. My dad used to say, there's nothing good girls need to be a part of past 11 p.m. So that was my curfew author high school. Is that kind of sexist? Well, I don't know. He thought I was a good girl. That's the takeaway. But I remember when I got to college thinking about that and thinking to myself, he's absolutely right. Because you don't really start gearing up for mischief right until about midnight. Yeah, now I think everything needs to start earlier and I've had the matinee is like I think NBA basketball games like if the Thunder Games would start at 5 p.m. or 6 p.m. I would be at every Thunder game right but sometimes they trot these out for like West Coast times. Right. And so you're not arriving there.

The game tip off is until eight. And it's a total dickover because then you don't go to bed until like 11, 11, 30, I require eight hours of sleep on the nose to even function. And neither one of us can sleep very much past five o'clock. No, we both early risers. Early early risers. That started, I might remind

you, so that we could get up before the kids, talk on the phone, have a cup of coffee and smoke cigarettes. It did. So they would get up like it's seven. So we had to get up earlier so we could just have that little bit of time. Motherhood tip from I've had it. If you are a smoker, wake up before the kids and smoke your cigarettes before they wake up. We don't smoke anymore, so nobody go fucking bananas. But how great was that coffee and cigarette first thing in the morning?

Oh, and just we would just solve all the world's problems. It was the best shit. Yes. It was the best shit. So let me tell you what I've had it with. We've been building to this. Oh, okay. Okay, it all started. This is like the best shit. So let me tell you what I've had it with. Like we've been building to this. Oh, okay. Okay, it all started, this is like the gateway drug.

Okay. Couples sitting on the same side of the booth. Right. That's where it starts, okay? And then it moves on to couples that have to do everything together, right? And then it escalates to the couples which we covered a couple of episodes that communicate with each other online. Yes.

And the crystal meth of this toxic activity are couples that have joint social media accounts. I have never even seen one of those. Sadly, I have. So they only post with each other. So it would be like pumps and blow Joe Sullivan. And that is their Facebook account or that is their Instagram account. Or like, yeah, or like pumps fam. It's like the whole family account. I like the thing. Do they have individual accounts? No. It's all on their together. I married couple. So here's some theories. That's weird. Here's some weird working theories that I have on this. OK.

Number one, which is probably the strongest one, these people are stage five fucked up. 100%. Number two, somebody got busted having a little affair in the DMs. So the compromise was, if we're going to be on social media, we're going to share the

account moving forward so that I can keep an eye on your DMs. So that was the compromise. Right. Yeah, because we have known in our day lots of couples that have a little naughtiness going on on the DMs that have to completely get off social media. Right. And then the person claims, the person that had the, well, it was just an emotional affair. Right. And then the person claims the person that had the it was just an emotional affair. Right. Shut up.

You're an asshole. Move on. So you think, okay, so theory two is that there's been some nefarious contact. Somebody fucked around. Somebody fucked around. So they have to only be on Instagram or any social media together together. Right. So it graduates. That's the crystal myth. You know so it graduates, that's the crystal meth. You know, it starts with the same side of the booth. The gateway drug, okay, now it's all drug. That's the gateway drug.

All drug. So what I'm trying to identify for people is this is the road to crystal meth in relationships. If you're sitting on the same side of the booth right now, right, before you know it, you're going to be fucking toothless, asking Facebook a question with your spouse that Google could answer. Right. Right. What my question is, what do so do you comment to the couple or just one person? I think that's a whole another thing for the viewer or whatever the person that's interacting. How do you know who you're talking? Right. That's what I'm saying. You know, who is who's putting up?

Hey, does anybody know any great hotels in Santa Fe, New Mexico? Who are you responding to? Right. Can you not have a relationship with one individual from this relationship by themselves or is everything have to be together? And this is crystal meth shit. I have another twist. Okay. Maybe the couple account is looking for A-swingers or B-a-third to join them in a little sexual escape. That could be it. I love that. Yeah. I mean, not that I love it. I mean, let me clarify for the listener. I love the juice of that. The last thing I want to do is bring another person into my marriage because Josh Welch is more than I can fucking hand it. It's too the listener. I love the juice of that. The last thing I want to do is bring another person into my marriage because Josh Welch is more than I can fucking hand right? It's too much

already. But that is very interesting. Right. So like as a divorce attorney, you've experienced a lot of your clients have swinging issues. I mean, there's just a lot of, you know, feckery going on. Right. All throughout the world. Right. I think the two working theories that we have are you either got caught fucking around 100% or you want to fuck around more. Right. One of the two, because if you're excused for this, if you're reasoning for this is, I just love my man so much and we share everything. I can't have anything to do with them. Right. I never want to ever see that person again in my hall. Like, no, thank you. Speaking of people that we definitely want to see, we have a treat. I mean, a big time treat for our

listeners today. Yes. So a few weeks ago, the host of high strange big time podcaster,ne Lindsay reached out to us, Kylie booked him on the show. Right. And so excited. We thought that he was coming via Zoom. Right. So we get this email yesterday and Kylie's like, he's actually flown to Oklahoma City and he's going to do an in-studio interview. So I start freaking out a little bit. Yes, you were freaking out. Because I binged high-strange last weekend. Right. And freaking out a little bit as you were freaking out because I

binged high-strange last weekend. Right. And it is a million times better podcast than this heaping pile of shit. I mean it is so sleek, it is so good, it is so methodical, it is so thought provoking. And I'm like, well, shit, we're having a real smart mother fucker on this thing. Kind of nervacy. I hope I don't fan girl out on Zoom. Right. And then Kylie gets the female that he's flown to Oklahoma City. And it's an end studio, right?

Interview. And so I mean, pumps is dolled up for you people that watch on YouTube. I mean, she put on a dress. I haven't put on heels. No, you have on the goddamn crock flip-flops. These are not crocs. These are not crocs. Well, they're just as bad. But I know, but I did wear real shoes,

but I just am more comfortable in these. Then it doesn't count. It does count. He's coming in here and you have on these Goddamn flip-flops. Well, that's true. Right. Okay. Oh, well. All right. So, let's get pain in here in the studio because we have so much

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Surprise. I'm so excited, you're here. What's in the area? Just, just, just stop by from Atlanta. Yeah. It's the best thing ever because I like just, you were in my ear for like 12 hours last weekend. I'm sorry.

No, it was incredible. I was just telling the listener that your podcast is a million times better than ours. I mean, it is so good. Well, thank you. But before we dive into your podcast, which I want to later, I want to stay on theme of our podcast, which is, I mean,

Cremdle a Crem shit talk in here, right? Okay. So we need to know what you've had it with. You know, one of them, I've had it with the middle-aged white men on airplanes who leave the window open. And it's sound like it's, it may sound stupid, but it's so fucking bright that I can't see like my eyes are sensitive, but there'll be a guy with an iPad out in just the reflection of clouds on it. And then when he finally closes it and it gets dark, they'll turn the light on

above them. I'm like, what the hell's going on? And I like the aisle, but sometimes it's worth snagging that window just to close the fucking window. You know what I mean? A preemptive strike. Yeah. That one drives me crazy. Yeah, that's the one. Actually, today, the guy had the window the whole time. Like it's the first time they've been on an airplane. They're like, oh, look how small the buildings look from up here. Right.

Outside of having a two-year-old, I don't think you need to point that out. I mean, we all get it. You're a pie. It was fun the first time, right? Right. No, flying has become pretty inseparable. It's bad. It time, right? Right. No, flying has become pretty inseparable. It's bad. It is really a miserable experience and it is a minefield of shit to have it with.

Oh, yeah. Like, I think that one thing that nobody really talks about is the pre-boarding abuse. Yes. Like, here's the deal. If you're in the military, okay. But if one person's in the military and your family are the duggers, does everybody get to pre-board? I don't think so.

Right, there's no oversight in this. Not if I was in charge. Right, right. You'll see a family of like 12, trotting into pre-board, and I'm like, is there any oversight? Who's monitoring this? They're all trotting on.

There's only one person that was in the military. I mean, the funny part is, boarding early isn't even that cool. Right. You sit there on the tarmac for a whole lot longer. Yes. You get one little spot for your bag, but that's it. There's no perks.

No, really, it's correct because, you know, well, Jockey, we'll be like, okay, we're boarding group one. Let's go and we get in line. And then you see somebody trying to cut you off, right? And then I can get kind of internally, I'm like, okay, we're boarding group one, let's go. And we get in line. And then you see somebody trying to cut you off. Right. And then I can get kind of internally, I'm like, what did it? And I'm like, pumped it breaks. Yeah, they can't leave without you. All going to the same place.

Everybody's getting on the plane. But there's something about it that can just about travel that gets everybody jogging for the best position. We're so bad at putting our bags up top on the airplane. Right. Like if this wasn't Olympic sport, we would've come in last place in the entire world. I have no idea why it takes so long.

Yeah, it takes forever. Yes, it does. It takes 45 minutes. Right, or the person that keeps pushing a bag that clearly is not going to fit. They're like, right, I'm just like bitch, you gotta check that shit. Why didn't you check that shit? Right, what about TSA?

Man, obviously flying sucks, that's been established. But I have had it with the TSA. I really have. And it's funny, it's like I've flown a lot, right? The last five years, I mean, there was times where I was flying like two or three times a week, the whole year, and I would eventually get to this kind of head space where if I was flying a lot,

like two or three times a week, I could turn into this sort of, you know, robot zombie that had no emotions and just take what was coming to me. And it was a lot easier, like my anxiety level was low. But if I don't fly for like two weeks, I'm back to like, this is ridiculous. Like I just can't help it. According to TSA, seems like everything can be a bomb.

Like a chapstick or your wallet. You know, recently, I came through, I think it was New York, and my buddy, I was like, oh, should I lift my pocket knife in my bag? I'm like, oh, she'll be like, I'll say they probably won't even see it. They didn't see it, so he got through with the jam knife.

And as we're walking now, there's like a five-year-old kid who's tearing up and they're dusting his hands for bomb dust. You're like, what the hell is going on? It's like, has there ever been a five-year-old? Right. They had bomb dust on their hands? Right.

Even a terrorist. Like, is it, if it's never happened at all, then we should probably stop. Right. I agree. Well, I think the shoes off, remember the guy tried to blow something up with the heel of his shoe? We're past that now. One guy, one time ruined it for everybody.

He ruined it for everybody. I'm like, I don't want to see everyone's nasty, smelly feet. And I don't want to walk around in my socks and get them all dirty. You just, ugh, I think that's a bad idea. The worse is getting stuck behind little kids. That is the worse. And I'm not really a big lover of children

and pumps hates kids. Right, so, it's a lie. Yeah, but they are the worst. I mean, the absolute worst. I almost think the airline should explore having like family flights. Right. For kids 12 and under and families can all be on that flight.

And the rest of us can be separated. You're welcome American Airlines. I think it should actually separate. When you walk in the airport, those who've never been to a fucking airport before. But it seems like every time you go, it's someone's first time doing this. I mean, I guess it's probably true. But I mean, if you have a bunch of reps and let's put these guys, the season to people over here. Yeah, definitely. Put the airport virgins on their own wing. That seems

fair. They're internal terminal. Yeah, they're an airport virgin. There you fair. They're unturnable terminal. Yeah. Yeah. I heard it. It's heard in the air. You get let's talk about your podcast high strain. Okay. So that shit is cool. I'm so glad you benched it. I'm impressed. Totally benched it in one day. I got a manicure, a pedicure went home, would not speak to my children rarely pet my dogs, which is unheard of in my world. Completely ignored my husband for the entire time. and rarely pet my dogs, which is unheard of in my world, completely ignored my husband for the entire time. It was so good, and it was so methodical and well thought out

and you just like start flexing right from the jump. You're like quoting Carl Sagan, and then you make this really strong case about how we need to be curious as individuals. And then you drop that fucking rap song at the end. It was good. It was so good. But what made you want to explore this? I mean, I've done true crime podcasts since I've ever started making podcasts, pretty much my whole career. I love the suspense and the mystery of it all.

But you know, to me, this has been like a topic I've loved since I was a kid. Just wouldn't it be cool if they were real or we were not alone. So it's kind of just a fun idea. Then as I kind of really got into it, I realized, oh man, this is, man, I knew there was like some stuff going on, but I didn't know there was probably a lot of stuff going on. And so it kind of became a little bit more serious to me in terms of how do I deliver this message to people

who may not be that UFO guy, right? Right. Who might need to, yeah, I don't know, accept the idea that something else is possible or, you know, open your mind just a little bit. So that's what I thought was so good about it because when I think about UFOs, I didn't realize, but my brain was kind of programmed to think, oh, people that think that are kooky, right? Yeah, of course.

And you cover that in episode one, that that was actually, and I don't know what year, maybe the 70s or 80s, that the government actually started intentionally saying, let's label the people that have cited these things as crazy. Yeah, Project Blue Book actually did this. They put effort into trying to make these claims of UFOs and the people who are making the claims that they were a little crazy. Right. And that it was nothing to pay attention to.

Right. So now currently in the last few years, it was revealed that former Senator Harry Reid had a kind of a secret investigative senatorial project where they were investigating legitimate claims from United States military personnel that are saying there is some shit up here that we cannot explain that are moving at speeds and maneuvering in a way that is impossible for the scientific you know abilities

of our current species. That's really when the conversation changed. That was 2017, at New York Times article came out and unveiled that, you know, the military was studying UFOs, like actual UFOs and had been for quite some time. I think that kind of really, I guess, changed the stigma a little bit and I kind of started a new conversation about it where it wasn't as taboo anymore if these

Navy pilots who don't really have a good reason to make this up or are seeing these things right you kind of you know You tend to want to listen right. I want to share with you some headlines about UFOs well first of all Kylie brought to my attention that there is a new trend in the UK that a lot of bosses and companies have seen UK employees calling in sick claiming that they were abducted by aliens. This actually worked. This is working. It's a trend. They've seen a huge spike in the number of their employees calling in ET, found out. Oh no.

So they spend their whole fake sick day crafting this bizarre story. Right. So they need to retell to their boss. Yeah. That's impressive. It is. Okay.

Here's one. And tell me what you think about this. One woman claimed she was abducted by aliens, taken to a spaceship, and had sexual relations with the aliens. The alien was then apparently jealous of her relationship with her boyfriend on Earth, and the spard a bizarre love triangle. I mean, that'd be kind of funny if it was. Let me ask you this. If you were abducted by aliens and there's like this green alien kind of reptilian, kind

of like what we think about from Hollywood movies, but she's got big boobs, great ass. Are you hitting it? Yeah, I'm fucking afraid. I mean, what I'm gonna say, like, you know, she was kind of hot, but I didn't really want to have sex with you. You have to find a like, then I you know she was kind of hot No, I'm coming by but yeah, and we had sex right no, I think you had to have sex with alien are you fucking her pumps? Oh, I would fuck him. Well, I thought we were exploring your lesbian arc. No, I know But I don't think I'd be there yet. I'd probably be too scared of an alien the male alien you would yeah You know you did it no lesbian alien intercourse I don't think I'd be there yet. I'd probably be too scared of an alien. The male alien you would? Yeah, you'd have to know.

You did it. No lesbian alien intercourse. No, no, yes. There'd be a little of that, hey, it's my first time. You're trying to know what you're doing here. This has worked the same. OK, here's another one. OK, the Alien Fashion Show.

Another alleged abduction story involved a woman who claimed that she was taken aboard a spaceship and forced to participate in an alien fashion show. Apparently, the aliens had a keen interest in human fashion and had created a bizarre collection of clothing and accessories for the woman to model. Call and bullshit on that one. I'm a call and bullshit.

I do too. I think that's total bullshit. No. Okay, this one I'm totally into, and I hope this happens to me. It's. Show. No. Okay, this one I'm totally into and I hope this happens to me. It's the alien game show. In this alleged abduction story, a man claimed that he was taken aboard a spaceship and forced to participate in a bizarre game show hosted by aliens. The game involved answering trivia questions about Earth and competing against other human

abductees for prizes. I hope that's true. that's some Hunger Games shit. That's weird, yeah, like that. And I like, I always thought it would be fun. I grew up in the 80s and so we watched soap-roppers and game shows. And I loved the prices right. Did you watch it?

Yes. Bob Barker. Yes. I mean, loved it. And so I hope that this is true because I would totally want to be on the Alien Games. Would you crash up there? I would fucking crash. See, I would be so worried that because I would totally want to be on the alien game. Would you crash up there? I would fucking crash. Yeah. See, I would be so worried the geography questions would kill me.

I would crush the geography. Okay, and then you guys let me know how you feel about this one. The butt probing incident. I call it. Which one? You mean last night? One alleged alien abduction story involved a man who claimed that he was abducted and subjected to butt probing procedure by the aliens. The man would say that aliens supposedly

used a large Q-tip to conduct the procedure. A large Q-tip. I'll say I mean, record show or aliens love some bubbles. There are a ton of them. They might not have a bubble. They're like, okay, I still have quite here. What, why this is here? So as you explored this, did you find a lot of the butt probing claims?

I mean, I, not on purpose. But there's a lot of ass play in these claims. There is, they love that shit. There's a lot of ass play in these claims. There is, they love that shit. There's a lot of those claims. I purposely kind of left out the wonky sound of ones. Right. And sure, maybe some of those butthole claims are true. But I'm not gonna say here and say butthole

on my strange podcast trying to get you to believe in aliens. Right. But there's something, there's a through line. That's a common thing. When do the Buhl alien thing start? You know, who's the first one who claimed that an alien play with their butt? I don't know, but that could be like the second part of the high string. Right there. It's even that's a mystery aliens and but play. Yeah. Why? By pain Lindsay, what's going on with aliens and all the ass play but first we need to explore what this is really about here on earth and

Like at research and development Totally yeah, it kind of sounded like a dominatrix when you were reading off the claim That maybe he didn't get taken by aliens that he just ran into a dominatrix and was doing that whole thing Well, there was another story that guy Lee and I found where this guy, he's an artist and he paints portraits of he claims that he lost his virginity at the age of 18 to an alien woman. He has had sex with her off and on for decades now. This man's like 70 something. He has fathered multiple mixed breeds. And now you're getting into the bullshit. You know, like that's weird. But that's what I think when you, what pain covers in his podcast is there's this crazy part of it.

Right. That is fucking nuts. But then there are these Navy pilots. And so he tries to, you know, sift through that. There was a lady that I did interview and I didn't put it in the podcast obviously because it sounded a little out there. But she claimed to have a relationship with about 20 different aliens and they all had names and she had little drawings of what they all looked like. And they're all weird like alien sounding names. And then one of them, one of the names was Steve Straight up the the toothpick Steve as his name. Just thought it was cool

Cool earth name, I guess I don't know She would she claimed that they would come to her like in her bed at night and come visit her and take her up there and I don't know. There is a lot of alien sex stories. And there's like Kylie and I dug into it yesterday and there's a lot of like alleged alien rape stories. It gets dark. It gets, did you cover, I mean, did you run into any of that? I mean, I've seen some of that stuff on Reddit.

But I didn't call them up though and have them tell it to me directly. Okay, now we want to play a game with you called Had it or Hit it. You can tell us if you've had it with something or if you would absolutely hit it. Oh my god, welcome to Had it or Hit it. I would hit it. I would have had it. I hit it every day sometimes twice a day. Okay, first thing, Stanley Cups.

Stanley Cups, like hockey? No. That's a great question. Did you see when you came in to our studio earlier, Pumps was had two thermoses and she was refilling one. It's this uber large oversized beverage that she carries around with her everywhere. Oh, like no. Had it with that everywhere. Oh, like that. No. Had it with that. I had it with that one. Yeah. I'm not a water cup guy.

Oh, God, please don't say that kind of hurt. I know I probably should be. I'm one of those three plastic bottles a day kind of guys, which is horrible. Do that. Right. Don't come for me internet. Yeah. So pumps, we have this, you know, I have this ongoing thing. I've had it with oversized beverages. She has to carry this around with her everywhere. It is iced tea with stevia in it, which I conducted a huge investigation into stevia, which causes

dehydration, which further exacerbates this tea addiction. And I've had it up to my eyeballs. And we received a comment on YouTube recently and the person's name is just K and it says, I wrote a whole essay under another video defending pumps and her big drink thinking she was lugging water around. Whole time it's been iced tea. Pumps needs to be stopped. You know what this is a classic case of what he fucked around with you defended you right wrote in essay on some YouTube post and then he found out that you're over there sucking on that iced tea was with stevia in it. Does one fill less you the whole day? Oh no, she goes before we fill. How many ounces are we talking?

40 ounces. 40 ounces. Probably five times a day. How many times do you pee a day a lot? Okay, not as much as you would think that okay all the time I would every 10 minutes if I drank 40 ounces of anything in the first two hours of the day So it's 40 ounces times five so she's drinking 200 ounces of iced tea this one woman That's that's impressive honestly. I'm the Olympic winner of tea drinking. Yeah. Okay. Had it or hit it. Nipple piercings hit it. I mean, I mean, I don't know. Okay. Would you? No. It would hurt. I feel right. I have no, I mean, it's not one of my kinks. You know, right. I don't care if you do. It can be kind of cool, I guess, sometimes, but are you done with those?

I'm neutral like you. I think some people kind of have a whole look. They've got tats, they've got a piercing, and it's their whole vibe. And I'm like, their nipple piercing doesn't affect me. It also, why do I give a shit? I like to care about much pettier things, you know, than that. The TSA. Yeahier things, you know, than that.

The TSA. Yeah, we're much smaller people than that. We're way smaller than that. Now I don't think I would do a nipple piercing or a belly button because here's what I don't understand. The people with the nose piercings. How does that work? I think it's sticking needle through your nose.

I don't know. Yeah, I mean, like, how do you pick your nose after that? I mean, I'm a big nose picker. I'm one of my favorites. Yes. Did you eat them as a kid? No, I didn't eat them. Do you want to eat them?

Do you want to eat them? I think I did. I did that. I totally did that. My mom came in and there was just bodies. Just put your body all over the dead wall. And I was like, oh, shit, that is pretty gross. That is gross.

I'm sorry. Sorry, mom. I'd be more inclined to get a nipple piercing than a nose piercing. I agree. What about a clip piercing? I get that. I'm just saying no on that.

Yeah, no, that's too. I'm definitely not doing anything piercing wise down there. Yeah, no. Okay, had it or hit it, a yak mouth seated next to you on an airplane. What he had had it. Yeah, the worst. Don't talk to me at all at all. I agree. And I think when the that's polite, that's polite. I think when the stewardess or I'm sorry, flight attendant is saying like, you know, don't get up if the seatbelt signs on, it should also say, and if the person next to you has an earbeds, that means

they don't want to talk. It should just be part of the standard protocol. It's a bad sign if you're on the tarmac still, and they're like, we're you heading... Exactly. Huh? Oh, it's work. What do you do? Oh, yeah. Fuck. I make podcasts. Which one? It's mostly true crime stuff. Oh, cool. My daughter loves true crime.

Stop. No, it's the worst. Recently, I had a project in Florida and I flying by myself, have my earbuds in and I know the guy comes and he sits down next to me and I immediately knew. Yak Mouth vibes. I knew this motherfucker was a yak mouth. So I really like put my hair behind my ears so that he will know.

So he starts yakking and I'm very obviously like you, paint, I take the earpods out. I'm like, oh, I'm sorry, I'm listening to a podcast. What is it? He's like, so do you live in Florida? And I'm like, nope, and I just put the earpods back in. And then there's another one like, what are you doing going to Florida?

Oh, for work, what do you do? I'm an interior designer. Then my feckin' ear pods die. And he sees me. I should have, I made a fatal error. I take him out. And then he immediately tells me that he is remodeling his late house in Ohio. Oh, no. I end up for the remainder of the flight, giving free interior design advice on the worst selections. He's like, should I pick this tile or this one? And I wanted to say, fucking neither. I wouldn't put that tile in my fucking dog's house. It's a dog shit. But I sat there and I had to do it, but it was a huge lesson for me. Leave the pods in. Absolutely. Even if they're dead. Oh, yeah. If I'm going to

public place on rocking pods, if they're dead or not, yeah, totally, totally dead. I bet you guys get it worse too. Like, pretty ladies, I'm sure that the amount of annoying ass guys who are like, Hey, thankfully, they don't do that shit with me usually. Well, Pumps was just telling us before you got in here how hot she was. What did I say? Oh my God, Kylie, we're like the type,

because we had a DM from a mutual friend that said, I was hot. I heard that. So you were hotter. I was hotter. So I want to make sure she heard that. Pull Brad. So you can only imagine.

Pull boost, you know? Yeah, I bet the men are just, I mean, for all thing at at the mouth ever you know, I said you're so good at that problem. Okay, had it or hit it one star reviews of high strange on Apple had it. Okay, let me just find one. No, I have them. Do you? Okay, good. Oh, yes. Okay, so I want to do a dramatic reading. Okay. An April 3rd, Jadr80 gives you a one star and the subject of this one is boring. A bunch of reenactments with voice actors and regurgitating old info that anyone with interest in the subject if UFOs would have already heard a hundred times before, I found

it quite dull and tedious. Here's why I hate this review. Probably the most. It's fucking not true. Right. There are no reenactments in this pocket. And like, that sounds believable. It's like, oh, yeah, it's one of those.

No, it actually isn't one of those. Who is this guy? I know. Okay, here's one on April 1st and this is mop top muzz. And the subject of this one is deficient in critical thinking skills and it's a one-star review. What in the Walmart Jerry Springer is going on here? It's possible to loose L-O-O-S-E, to loose IQ points when listening. I don't think he has many to lose before he'll be dead. Well, he's talking about loose.

What was his name? Mop top muzz. Pussy. Pussy. Pussy. Pussy. Pussy. Pussy.

Pussy. Pussy. Pussy. Pussy. Pussy. Pussy. Pussy. Pussy. Pussy. Pussy. because if you're going to deliver a burn, like if he really, if he's, you know, spell lose properly, especially if you're talking about intellect. Yeah. And you misspell it.

He's talking about losing IQ points. And it's Motherfucker spells it loose. It's perfect. Right. It's microcosm of his life. Those actually make my day better. We do love ours. I love just eating it.

I'm like, hmm. We love ours. Yeah. No, it's good. Okay. Here is another one. March 28th, Jedi of Truth, and his the subject of his one star review is Impossible. Think I'll pass on this one. Just more regurgitation. A blue marble nonsense and the coming alien deception. Earth is a broad plane under the dome. Go out and test it for yourself. You won't find any curvature or spin. Hashtag just Jesus. Is this a Christian flat earth or? Right. I mean, I'm confused. I think so. I mean, that's a niche thing.

Right. There's not a lot of them, right? And, but it's under a dome, which is rounded. I don't know. That guy, I don't know. He's too smart for us. He figured it out. He's for sure.

He's the Jedi of truth. That's right, Jedi of truth. We have to say he probably knows more than us. Yeah, for sure. Okay, and here's my favorite. One star by Sadie Baby 92, horrible podcast. Pain tricked us. He gave us one free episode of Radio Rental

about aliens and it makes you think the entire podcast will be like that. But then when you buy it and listen, it's all like one boring documentary of stuff we could have found out from a Google search. Funny parts were when pain would say, I don't know what this means, but it was a fun little experiment. Glad you had fun on our dime, LOL. Also, he didn't know a lot of things. Maybe do research before starting a podcast. Thanks for the Google searches all in one podcast.

First of all, that was a very lengthy, that was like a manifesto. Totally. I mean, is that person saying, you're having fun on your job? I didn't pay you to have fun, pain. I hate that with people. Well, I did.

So, and yes, you did. And the guy definitely did not pay. For sure. First shirt. For sure now. For sure. For sure now. That guy's still an episode one.

Totally. Guaranteed. This person has probably but hurt that you were so smart to tee it up that you could pay to binge, which, you know what, I was happy to pay to binge because it was worth it. Right. I want to get through it faster. There's so many gripes about that too, which is funny. Just the option, the option, to pay to get something more than you're already getting for free, pisses people off.

See, I always want to do that. I always want the more. The premium, right? It's people just kind of like that, just as a standard. Right. But they're mad that it's even being offered. They were never gonna buy it. But they're like, you just really price gouge

and over here I'm like, oh my God. It's already free. It's start to free. I don't make podcasts for free for you forever. Like, where is this come from? I was, we pay people over here. It's free if you're a normal person, unlike me, that can wait each week for a slow drip. I don't have that kind of discipline.

Right. I either. I need that shit injected directly into my veins. And you tee it up really brilliantly because you tease episode two, you like the last 15 minutes, it kind of gets you in there. So I'm like totally in. I'm cool a drinking. I'm like, I don't know if we're all going to die here, but I'm in. Here's my money. Take all my many pain, Lindsay. I'm in. But I can see how there's always these

people that are just just but hurt. But you know what? These same people never get but hurt over. Like corporations not paying their employees enough. Yeah, they don't. Right. But the, the, independent podcaster, you know, who did, I mean, it's a total breadth. How long did it take you to make that? High-strange.

A year and a half. Yeah, I mean, you can tell. I mean, it's a very masterful. No one had fun one time. That's the, yeah. Well, you shouldn't have had fun. Yeah. You should not have.

I have to just say, I know we're talking about high strides because that's your new one. But I absolutely, I'm on episode 11 of your up and vanished with Tara. How do you say the last name? Grinstead. Grinstead. And it's absolutely fascinating. Well, thank you. And you solved the crime that was over 10 years cold case when you started.

Well, what's funny is, you know, if you just type in pain-lensy on Reddit, you'll see a bunch of funny little titles about how much I suck. And they're all like, pain always claimed to have solved this crime. He didn't solve anything. It's like, one, I never said I did.

Like Rolling Stone did an article one time and I didn't solve anything. It's like, one, I never said I did. Like Rolling Stone did an article one time and I didn't pick the headline. It sounded kind of like that. And which was kind of cool, but I didn't pick it. So what people ask you, did I solve the case? Not technically, but if I didn't make the podcast, it wouldn't be solved. Right, and you didn't arrest anybody.

I think that's true. But that wasn't gonna do like, citizens arrest somebody, that's not what anyone does Right. And you didn't arrest anybody. Yeah. Other than that, citizens arrest somebody. That's not what anyone does anyway. No, I'm so excited. I can't wait to finish. Oh, it gets crazy. Like the last half, it's, it's almost like a whole new podcast. Really?

And it's way more intense. Yeah. Totally. Okay. So what is your next project now that high strange is out? And I'm telling you, listener, listen to it. It is so much better than this heap listen to it. It is so much better than this heaping pilot garbage. It is so good. But what is your next podcast venture? So I have several. There's one that I'm really excited about, but I really cannot say it on the

area yet because someone will totally take the idea. Take the idea. Wow. And you'll see exactly why. I'll tell you guys. Okay. But I'm doing up in Vanishing Season 4. Just a few other ideas I'm kicking around. I think that high-strange has done pretty well so far. We're halfway through the season. I would love to expand on that and make another season or at least a little mini-series of something or I don't even know.

Turn the feed into something else if people are game and want to listen to it. I have an idea on that. I think you need to do a high-strange international to where you can parallel like these claims that these pilots have seen here, these American pilots have seen, these other countries have seen.

You dabble in that a little bit, you mentioned that other countries have, but I think a high-strange international season, and I will be the first to take that IV, and for you to inject it, I would even probably pay like 1099. Cool, we're up. That's what you got.

No, that's actually kind of what I was thinking, like literally. I want to hear what the rest of the world is experiencing. What are the similarities in all of these cases? From a pilot's viewpoint, from a governmental whistleblower viewpoint, and then just the crazy stories, like the people who are fucking the aliens on the game show. And probes, I mean, like...

Right, like, is the ass play as common with the European aliens? Right, or do Americans just have better ass? What's cool about that? We don't know the answer to that yet. And that's, those are the hard-hitting questions you need to uncover in high-strange season two. High-strange season two, probes.

I mean, I think that I will definitely want to stay in touch with you because that was so, I cannot wait for you to finish it. It was so good. I'm honestly, I'm very flattered, thank you. I'm actually just so glad that you guys liked it and people liked it at all. Because to me, it felt like it was going to be kind of a big swing and I made it pretty bold and you know kind of feels kind of cocky every now and then like

One of those like I'm still here moments as a Without actually saying that and Yeah, I'm just glad people grasp the concept of okay. I'll listen to a podcast about UFOs and aliens, even though I usually don't. Right. And usually kind of adverse to that, because I really made it for people who aren't into that, because I never watch those UFO shows, because I think they're crazy usually. Right. I don't want to look into pyramids and start, you know, doing math to theorize something that sounds ridiculous. So I wanted to make the anti-UFO, UFO podcast.

And I think seems like you liked that part of it. So I probably would not have listened to it had you not booked to come on our show, but I wanted to be a really good host. Right. So I'm going to download and listen to it. So I want to share with our listener that that isn. So I'm going to download and listen to it. So I want to share with our listener that that isn't something I would have gravitated to listen to. The murder that you saw, I'll be hitting that shit.

Oh, it's so good. Tonight, I'm going to start that up. So good. But I did the most recent one because about two weeks ago, we were like surging in the Apple charts. And we made it to like number three or four in the country. And there was this one fucking blue avatar that we couldn't get past just flexing right there. This fucker called high strange that trots out Metro Boomin and the god damn UFOs on

the coup the fuck is this guy I want to take him out. Yep. And then Kylie's like, Hey, he damned us. I think he wants to do our pod. And I'm like, Oh, maybe I need to, you know, change my process. Maybe I need to not be such a fucking bitch and listen to his podcast. Right. So I listened to it and that it is so good. Your masterful storyteller. Thank you so much.

Very well thought out. I cannot recommend his podcast enough. And I'm glad that you came in town today because I did just peruse the Apple charts and I've had it has passed high strain. You are beating the hell out of here right now. So just a little victory lap.

Hey, this is the possibility. But once we're all eight or out, we're going to go probably running laps running. Once that butt probe podcast, I dropped that probe cap. Go big. Well, pain, Lindsey, I mean, this has been a real treat. Uh, podcast that probe cat. Go big. Well, pain, Lindsey, I mean, this has been a real treat. That's a treat. But thanks for coming.

Thank you guys so much. Fun. I'm glad I came in person. It's way more fun. It is more fun. Um, yeah, this is awesome. Thanks for having me. I also want to say, when I hit you guys up, I never know when someone sees them or hits back, you never know.

Right. It was like the next day, like, yeah, let's do it. I'm like, cool, let's do it. Now I'm here. And here you are. It's the best. It's the best thing ever. I want to get your cell phone number.

I promise not to be a psycho. That's okay. But I'll need to be like, what's going on with season two of high-strange pumps. You might want to be weary of giving her because she will start texting you nonstop about probably the murder. I know.

I mean, I really did think I had a peek out. You did it with me. You did it with me. Right? Yes, right until I pulled up and I was like, oh, God, it wasn't him. Yeah. Well, Payne Lindsay, thank you so much.

Thanks for coming. Right to have you. Thank you for listening to I've had it. Please follow us on all the shit, like all the shit, for bonus content of pumps hanging a wire hanger off of her nipple. After we receive one million Patreon followers,

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