I've Had It - A**holes on Airplanes with Passenger Shaming

Episode Date: May 21, 2024

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So are we supposed to start the podcast? Ready? One, two, three. It is a great day. I've had it podcast. Pumps, what have you had it with? Okay, what I've had it with, as you know, we've been traveling, which means I have to watch my liberal news versus stream it.

And what I have had it with and what I find so obnoxious are all these erectile dysfunction commercials. We've got Rose, we've got Hems, we've got some plant-based organic, all-natural erectile dysfunction medicine. Then you've got your Viagra and your Cialis. And I fucking had it with men wanting a hard dick all the time and wanting to control women's bodies. So I propose we ban all ED medications. So all these limp dicks can't get laid until they leave women's bodies alone.

That's my platform. I'm sticking to it. Well, and you know, this is the God's Will crowd, right? It's so annoying. If God's Will, if that's what we're gonna live by, and you can't get a hard on, then it's God's Will that you be a soft serve. That's right, you're a soft serve. You can't get a hard on, that's it.

If you're making us go by that, then you go by it. If you're a limp dick soft serve. You can't get a hard on. That's it. If you're making us go by that, then you go by it. If you're a limp dick soft serve, then immediately you're going to have to stay that way until you get out of women's uteruses. And I would like to point out for the listener that yet again, Pumps has started off the episode with the discussion of penises. For those of you that take notes at home in your own personal permanent records that we have in our merch store, you can start marking this down because it's getting really intense over here and I've had it. It is intense. I mean those commercials jumped off the page at me so it must just be I've got

dick on the brain. Soft serve dick. You know it it is really maddening. And it also shows you, I guess America has a limp dick epidemic. Obviously, they do because they're supporting five different products for erectile dysfunction in the span of 24 hours that I watched commercials. Right. I mean, there's a lot of soft serves out there. Yeah, that's pretty bad. All right, let me tell you what I've had it with.

I've had it with expiration dates on salt and water. I could not agree more. What is the purpose of that? They're both old. They're old by design. It's unbelievable. I remember a couple of years ago, I was at a friend's house and she was like, get the salt. And I pull it out of her pantry and she goes, what's the expiration date?

And I looked at her and I was like, you're kidding, right? And she was like, no, what's the expiration date? I go, it's old. It's always been old. It's old. Salt is old and water is old. Stop with the expiration dates. It's performative expiration dates. Neither go old. Well, and I also think it's capitalism. So your water and your salt is one day expired, so you have to go get a whole new bunch.

Which they will never expire. They never expire. Here's something that happened to me this summer. They will never expire. They never expire. Here's something that happened to me this summer. So Luke, I had bought that big pack of chips where it's all kinds of different chips. A variety pack. A variety pack of chips, yes. So I buy this variety pack.

Nobody eats one flavor. I can't remember what it was. So my youngest Luke is bitching about, we don't have any chips. And I'm like, yeah, we've got those chips right there. They're not everybody's favorite, but if you want chips, they're here. And he picked it up and he goes, Mom, I can't eat these.

These are expired. And I was like, fucking chips are expired? They're nothing but preservatives. How could they possibly ever expire? But the little shit wouldn't eat a bag of chips because it was expired. I just thought that was ridiculous. Chips don't expire. All they are is preservatives. So at my house, I have zero problem. The only

thing like milk, dairy, cheese. Of course. Absolutely. I don't want to, I mean the water expiration, it just sends me into orbit. It's fraud. It's total fraud. Water doesn't expire. No. And the people that buy into this and would throw out water because they think it's expired is just breathtaking really. It really is.

You know? I've had it. I've had it. All right, welcome to I've Had It. I'm Jennifer. I'm Angie. She's the star of our show, America's Greatest Legal Mind That Always Has Cock on the Brain.

Kylie, how are you? I'm good. I never have cock on the brain. What are the beauties of being a lesbian? I've got a couple of reviews I'm going to read you. Okay. All right. This one is five stars from Cintia 15 titled Happy Place.

And they write, I don't know who needs to hear this, but I just came off of my social media break to take a drive in my convertible and crank up the volume on this podcast. Heading to the gym to video myself doing burpees so I can post them on Instagram to my 10 followers. If you're on a hashtag journey, looking for your hashtag happy place,

this podcast is it. Love you ladies. That is just a greatest hit. That's what I was gonna say. It's the greatest hits of all the things we've had it with. I love it. Yeah.

Filming herself doing burpees. I'll tell you what I noticed on the internet. Lot of people have a happy place. Like hashtag happy place on like making fun of it. I love it. I feel like we kind of started a mini movement. They started the hashtag unhappy place. I like it. of it. I love it. I feel like we kind of started a mini movement. They started the hashtag unhappy place. Yes, I like it.

Yeah. I do like it. Are you at your hashtag happy place right now or hashtag unhappy place? I'm at my hashtag happy place because I'm with you. Oh, that's so sweet. With not a tinge of sarcasm. Zero sarcasm. Five stars titled I Shouldn't Do This, dot this dot dot dot. And they wrote I really shouldn't leave five stars. I saw Jennifer punch an Amish woman at Target for the last

Stanley Tumblr. Not cool. I love that. You know, I like these listeners because it's number one, it shows that they're listening, engaged, and they reference multiple episodes all in one review. That's the kind of listener we want engaged, brainwashed, indoctrinated into this petty grievance cult of ours. I'll tell you what, I'm going to, I've said it before, I'm going to say it again. Our listeners are smart. They're smart people.

They're clever people. And you know what that means by definition? They're not MAGA. Right. I mean, it's just a through line. Smart, clever, impossible to be MAGA. Speaking of MAGA, I believe that you sent me a tweet that I found rather interesting that I knew our listener would also like to sink their teeth into.

This just, I mean, this is just exhibit A for hypocrisy. This is a state representative from the great state of Tennessee. His name is Scott Desjardins. He was caught on tape asking his mistress to get an abortion. Also in his divorce proceedings, he revealed he and his former wife have had two abortions, which I don't know why that was in the divorce proceedings, but that's a non-issue. Oh, and then he announced that God has forgiven him and voted in Congress to ban abortions for other Americans. This is a fucking hypocrite that I hate.

Someone needs to take his ED medicine away. And here's the thing for everybody to know, I don't give a shit if he's had 50,000 abortions with 50,000 different women. I don't give a shit. It's not my business. But for this lying liar who lies a lot to vote against a woman's right to choose when he himself has been a party to three abortions, I cannot fucking stand him. Oh, totally. I'm looking at the picture of him.

Total gyrator. He's a gyrator. I'm sure it takes 55 ED medicines to get him to climax. I mean, it is just unbelievable. These guys and the women that submit to these men, because they think it's all God's will. It's such performative bullshit. And I'm just going to say I have had it up to my eyeballs with the Republican Party's desire to merge church and state. Could not agree more.

I have had it. I'm not a religious person and that is my right to not be a religious person. I find the majority of these right wing evangelicals to be nothing short of hypocrites that get butthurt about really petty things like premarital sex or what restrooms people are using or drag queens. And then I find them bullying gay people and the LGBTQIA plus community and further

marginalize trans children as though it's their business, yet they don't give a shit about all of these pastors and all of these priests that have decades-long sex scandals wherein the church is complicit in covering it up. And I think it's disgusting. And I think this sect of Americans is the biggest threat to the country right now because this is where all of the MAGA people preside. This is where the doomsday preppers are. These are the rapture preppers.

These are the people that, oh, I don't want these people to get abortions, but I get to get an abortion. Right. I'm different. I'm special. These are the people that make fun of people and demean people who have low income jobs and work minimum wage jobs because they think they're so much cooler and better. And it's disgusting and it's just so incredibly dangerous. Okay, in that same vein, you may remember a video that went viral of this woman on a flight from Dallas to Orlando. Her name is Miss Gomez.

And she stands up and she goes to the edge of the plane like that because she's getting escorted off and she says, you can sit on this plane and you can die with them or not. I'm not going to. And then she points to somebody in the back of the plane and says, that motherfucker is not real. Okay. So it goes viral. Okay. And then in these right wing circles, they all, you know, all the MAGA preppers, they start getting all conspiracy theory. Like what was she talking about? Who is the person that wasn't real? It's deep state. It's lizard people. So she's really like all these conspiracy theories in the far right, like I guess truth, social Donald Trump sect of the United States of America.

This thing still lived on. I saw it like the week it went viral and then I never thought about it again. Well, all of these people are deep diving into all of this in between Bible studies, I assume. Recently, she's reappeared on Twitter and she posts an image of herself in an American flag bikini and she's holding a can of conservative dad's ultra-right beer, which describes itself as a hundred percent woke free American beer. Okay. These people are not smart. So now she is a MAGA influencer.

Of course she is. She's schizophrenic. She's dumb. And she parades around in an American flag bikini. Of course she's MAGA. I'd be shocked if she wasn't MAGA. I don't know who needs to hear this. Probably none of our listeners, but for the hate listeners, calling liberals woke does not hurt our feelings. No, it's a compliment.

It is not even calling us libtards. It does not hurt our feelings. No, it's a compliment. It is not even calling us libtards. It does not hurt our feelings. Nothing you all say hurts our feelings because we don't fall prey to being triggered so easily. And here's what I think. I think the woman with the American flag bikini, I think she's talking about a fictional character she can't see that only she can see in her brain.

So the fact that Maga would exalt her to being some type of influencer surprises me zero. Right. I mean look at who their leader is. Look who bitches about drag queens when he is in bad drag. Yeah. And I hate to even compare his look to a drag queen because it's insulting to drag queens. But he's got a full face of makeup. I've never seen eyebrows more out of control in my life. He runs around with the worst roots I've ever seen.

He needs Botox, fillers, ozempic, all of it. And they all think he is just the most handsome six pack abs I've ever seen in my life. And bad hair. Let me segue to our next guest. Donald Trump flies everywhere on a private plane because he says that he is a billionaire. But a billionaire that is constantly on the internet

begging for money. And I don't know about you, but I don't see other millionaires on the internet begging for money. And I don't know about you, but I don't see other millionaires on the internet begging for money unless they are evangelical preachers. Those are the only other people that I see that are begging for money. And Trump does this.

So obviously, he flies private everywhere. So he was not going to relate to us common folk about the laundry list of grievances that we have when you enter an airport. But I found someone and I think everybody's going to know exactly who this account is. We followed each other for a long time. She's a great listener of the podcast and friend of the podcast. And she runs the viral Instagram page that I think is nothing short of a public service called Passenger Shaming. Kylie connected with the woman who runs this. She is a former police officer, paramedic, and flight attendant, and the creator of Passenger

Shaming on Instagram. And her name is Sean Kathleen, and we can call her SK so let's get Sean Kathleen on I've had it to bitch non-stop about the fuckery going on on airplanes. Spring has sprung and that means spring cleaning. Whether that means stocking up on cleaning supplies or swapping out your winter clothes for new spring clothes, make sure you're using iBotIt and get real cash back with every purchase. Pumps, this is why I love iBotIt. And listener, you might be wondering what is iBotIt? And we're here to tell you that it is a free app that gives you the most cash back every time you shop on hundreds of items

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Fantastic. We just got done traveling for five days. And I cannot tell you how excited I am to talk about all the airport grievances. So you were a flight attendant. And so you had a front row seat to all of the entitlement and bizarre behavior that happens when people enter an airplane. And one thing I have to say I really like about flight attendants is I like the order that they have to keep and that they are in

a position where the customer is not always right. Because I think that's a really enabling process where it makes people think that they can abuse service industry people and flight attendants don't tolerate that. They don't. And I will tell you, you get a lot of passengers that do come on and just assume that you're a service person, right? It's like people I used to joke and people would say like, what do you do for a living? I'm like, pour soda. Like, I mean, I pour coke. It's cool. But obviously I will tell you in my training, we didn't even learn any of service. Right. It's safety. Of course. Safety is always first and then

passenger comfort, 100%. But the people still treat you like shit. They don't, it doesn't matter. There are a lot of shitty people out there. Okay. So SK we always email with our guests prior to having them on and they send us a couple of things that they've had it with. Yours is a full page. The pent up frustration that you had in this email to send to us. So let's

just go right from item number one. What have you had it with? Well, I don't have the list in front of me, but I will tell you one thing that I've absolutely had it with. And you touched on this, Jen, the sense of entitlement of passengers. I've absolutely had it with that. And that goes from the boarding process, you know, the guy or you know, who stops in the middle of the aisle while 100 people are behind them, you know, and they're like getting out all their shit. You know, that that guy to treating the airplane like it's your living room. Right. Let's stop like with putting feet everywhere and body parts on shit that we don't own. That's I can't with it's honestly, it's just the all it just encompasses everything.

It's the sense of entitlement. It's like, Hey, I paid a few hundred dollars for tickets so I can treat you like shit. I could treat the crew like shit. I could treat my fellow passengers like shit and the airplane. That's eighty five million dollars like shit. I could treat my fellow passengers like shit and the airplane that's $85 million like shit. So I've absolutely fucking had it with that. So what made you start passenger shaming and when did you start it? So I started back in 2007. So I think is that like 17 years or something. I don't know. It's been forever. I started out as a blog called Rants of the Sassy Stew, which me as a sassy stewardess, you know, ranting about passengers. I had had other jobs in the service industry, even believe it or not, as a police officer at age 21. This was

when it was cool. It was cool. It was okay to do it. And a paramedic, but I had never been, let me just say this, the passengers are worse than being a cop. It's so fucking bad. I had this one lady. This is one of the things that started it. I had a lady, this is two and a half hours into a flight. Okay. And you know, she rings the call button. I go over and I'm like, Oh yeah, can I help you? And she's like, are we moving? She literally said, are we moving? Like, I didn't even know what to say. Of course, now I'm like, no, we're just hovering.

We're waiting for the earth to rotate so that when we get to the spot, we'll just land. It's cool. So I'm not even joking. So I started journaling, like literally during the flight. So I'd run to the back, you know, galley and just start writing down some stuff. And my colleagues would say they would start reading it. And it was like, had a comedic tone. I mean, not for me, just from the shit that was happening. And, and then the photographs started rolling in. And I said, you know what, let me just do like a little sister site or an offshoot. And then I called it passenger shaming. And then the photographs started rolling in and I said, you know what, let me just do like a little sister site or an offshoot. And then I called it passenger shaming and then there you go. The rest is history. And what is what have been your most viral videos on passenger shaming Instagram?

The one that finally broke me now keep in mind former paramedic. Okay. So like I've seen everything as a guy who is sitting in the seat, not sure you just see like him from the waist down and you just see his leg and it's the most gnarly wound ever and it's seeping. Oh, it's that one.

Yeah, that one that hit a lot of people. I think I even captured it like the one that finally broke me, you know, like 10 years later finally happened. Yeah, that one was pretty bad. Honestly, like a lot of them are just the things that people see on a daily basis that they can't handle, you know, that we all deal with,

like the guy who stands up and, you know, or a girl that stands up as soon as we land, and people that bum rush the aisle, and just like- That's her right here. That's her. She's a bum rusher. I am. She's a bum rusher.

I want to stand up so badly, because I feel like my circulation is not good. And I feel like, am I getting blood clots from sitting here for so long? I need to get up. And I just I've got to stand up like sitting for so long. I'm not a very sedentary person and I don't do that very well. And I stand up and when Pumps and I travel for our tour, oftentimes I like the window and I put her on the aisle. And then she is the slowest riser on the planet and I'm literally like, get up.

SK that's a lie. I am just not going to get up. Bum rush the people in front of me. I realize that you exit by row. I don't bum rush. You get your step. I'm an early riser. But you rise up and start moving towards your step and it's like.

I am not a bum rusher. Are you going to take out the eight rows in front of us? No, I don't. You kinda do. You kinda do. You kinda do. That is a lie, a total lie. She is a lying liar.

No, she's a lying liar. Okay, let me tell you this, SK. This just happened to me this last flight trip. Okay, so there's this guy. He's in a wheelchair. I don't know why he's in a wheelchair, but he has on flip flops. Let me just talk about his feet. They are so fucking gross. wheelchair. I don't know why he's in a wheelchair, but he has on flip-flops. Let

me just talk about his feet. They are so fucking gross. Like the fungus, it's all over his feet. And he flips his flip-flops off. Now thank God I wasn't on a flight with him. And he's going through security and I'm just like, I think we should have socks be mandatory through TSA and on a flight. What's going on with people with bare feet on airplanes? It's disgusting. So disgusting. And I think that needs to be a mandate socks. You have to fucking wear socks. And I'm not a fan of removing the shoes. However, because this becomes a whole thing, right? Because people are like, Oh, I can't take my shoes off. Like, well, okay, you can under certain circumstances, you could

be in, you know, first class and a lot of business class, you know, they give you they give you slippers or socks, right? So with the intention of removing your shoes. So if you have clean socks, you don't smell, you don't take your foot and put it up like next to my head or you kn little space and do that. it. But nobody wants to b bare feet and that goes f

sorry. And by the way that God forbid you have to get will prevent egress like r got your flip flops flying all over the place. No, that's an absolute not. Let's talk about the way some passengers treat flight attendants. And I have seen some passengers, particularly during the mask time where everybody had a mask up. And I saw passengers treat these flight attendants as though they personally made this rule about the masks. And I saw

some flight attendants fight back, I mean, so brilliantly, but it's really disgusting how flight attendants are treated by a lot of the passengers. Agreed. Agreed. You're a human being like you should know how to treat people like the way that that pass them to some of the passengers treat flight attendants. I would never say to anybody ever. I had a guy tell me one time, well, this is no joke. Obviously, I'm still traumatized by it.

I was on the cart, you know, and there was another flight attendant in front of me and we were doing our beverage service. And he was pissed off that he couldn't get up, you know, cause we were in front of him. And I said, you know, just give me a second. And then he started yelling. And then he, for some reason decided to say that,

well, you can't move it. You obviously don't go to the gym. You know, Oh my God. And I was like, Oh my God. The other flight attendant cried for me. I was so pissed off. I was like, wow. Like the, the, the level of disrespect is, is pretty bad out there. And so I mean, God, it doesn't take a lot, even if you don't want to be kind, just don't say anything. Just get on the plane, sit down and shut up. No, I agree.

Okay, here's what was my favorite part of COVID travel is when people would go bananas and those flight attendants would duct tape them to their seats. I was like, you fucking go. Good for you. If you're going to act like shit, we're going to treat you like shit. Do you remember those? I do. I remember seeing a couple of those. And there's just in general, I think there's just some people you'd like to duct tape. Especially like the rogue child. We're not talking about babies. Babies are excused.

Everybody's miserable, including the baby when a baby starts crying. Right. But the child that is probably five years old and up that is unruly on an airplane running around and the parent thinks it's a cute, a cute show for all the other passengers. It's not cute. They would ask, they would come over to us to ask if we would babysit them. Shut up. No. I'm working a job right now.

And then now, would you want me to have like 150 pissed off people that aren't getting their meals and their shit, like whatever, because I'm over here babysitting your eight-year-old because you started your vacation as soon as you got on the plane? Absolutely. Whoa. Whoa.

I mean, I will say, when I see that I'm sitting down, and if there's a baby, a couple of rows around me, I'm like, Oh, shit. Yeah, I did. Because I know that I'm gonna get it, you know, I'm gonna get the screams. But I do feel bad for the parents, because nobody likes a crying baby, especially the parent. And the parent has to take the baby home. Right. We get off. Oh my God. Homes.com knows that when it comes to home shopping, it's never just about the house or condo. It's about the home. And what makes a home is more than just the house or property. It's the location and neighborhood. If you have kids, it's also schools, nearby parks, and transportation options.

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Had it. I hit it every day, sometimes twice a day. Had it or hit it flight attendant comedy routines during the safety procedure. Okay, hot take. Had it? What the fuck is that? I've had it. Okay, hot take. Had it? What the fuck is that? I've had it. You're not funny.

It's embarrassing. Listen, can you imagine if you're the other flight attendant on that, like I've had to work with people like that before. It makes me, oh my God, I'm just back there cringing. It's so awful. Had it. That's funny you say that because I've been on those flights when the flight attendant

thinks that he is the funniest person since Dave Chappelle. And I can just see their coworker just like melting. Like they're just they want to make it stop, but they don't know how. And I always think, you know, I wonder if you just have to say, you're just not that funny. The problem is the passengers on the plane, the dorky passengers feed the stray cat and they start laughing. And then the flight attendant feels emboldened and they continue the comedy routine. They change it up. They elaborate on it flight after flight. And so this happens a lot on Southwest Airlines,

which is probably one of my least favorite airlines to fly on. But I do say they do take off and land, pretty much when they say they're going to. But these flight attendants are out of control with the comedy routine. And even if they said something that I personally thought was funny, I will use every muscle in my face to show nothing other than disdain for

the entire thing because I will not enable it in any way, shape or form because I'm just trying to get from point A to point B. I'm not at a comedy club. I don't like the fusion of these things. It's like Mexican Chinese food. They're not meant to be together. Right? The safety these things. It's like Mexican Chinese food. They're not meant to be together. Right. The safety routine performance. It's not a comedy show. I'm not in the mood to laugh. I'm trying to be as invisible as possible. I'm like you. I literally am just like this. I don't use every muscle in my face. I just kind of literally just like do the hands and my face on my hands because I can't. And it's exactly what you said, because you know what? Then somebody videotapes

that, then it goes online and then it's a TikTok. And then everybody's like, oh my God, the funniest flight attendant ever. And then guess what? Everybody sends it to me. And I don't want that shit. Stop sending. Stop. I don't care about the funny flight attendant. I'm a big comedian person. Like, I mean, I love meeting comedy fan. Right. And I love to go to comedy shows, but I don't want to see it on the plane. I want to just stand up. My fantasy is when they start the comedy routine to just stand up and say, put a fucking sock in it, knock it off. Shut up. If you were funny, you'd beat a comedy club instead of on a plane. All right. Had it or hit it. Mile high club. Oh, I'll say hit it because

that goes with it. Right. You have to say hit it. Did you ever during your time as a flight attendant observe any slap and tickles going on in an airplane? Yes, I did. Really? One. Okay. So there was one time, there was this one time on a plane and they were, it was a couple

in the back and it was a fairly empty flight and we were descending. So you know, have to go through and do like this safety, you know, just make sure everybody's good and in their seats and everything. And, and I started to walk back and I saw this lady's head go down and I just turned around and I was like, I'm sure they're fine. And then I just left and then I went back and I sat in my jump seat and we landed. I was like, that's good. I know what's happening. They had a blanket. There was nobody else back there. I was like, whatever. I saw recently on your page you posted there was a couple and they were lying down together and they were totally pretzeled up or their legs were pretzeled. And it was I saw that on your

page. And it was just like, total PDA, total lack of self awareness. And it looked like they'd been that way for a long time and continued to but it was pretty much full blown dry humping. It's disgusting. It's gross. Like around people. Now that's the only time that's happened to me like in the cabin. But if somebody, you know, it's not busy and there's, I see one or two people go into the laboratory. I, I really didn't care. I was like, I have to deal with, you know, 150 other yahoos like right now, like we'll just let them have their, let's be honest, it's probably going to be three minutes. Also, I mean, can you go in there alone? Right? How disgusting are laboratories and how tiny are they? I don't

know how people are doing it. I'm dying to be a member of the mile high club. All right. Had it or hit it dogs on airplanes. mile high club. All right. Had it or hit it dogs on airplanes? If it's not a service animal had it. Absolutely not. No, I can't. If it's let's put it this way. If it's a most airlines are moving away from that right like the emotional support animal and I'm doing air quotes and I'm not saying that because it's not a thing it is But the people who got the fake,

you know, documents, they fucked it up for everybody. And so a lot of airlines are removing that possibility for people who really do need them. She did that. That's the case. She does that too. She did that. She takes those dogs and she puts service animal jackets on them. And you can't ask. All right, moving along, moving along. How did her hit it? People that recline their seats on airplanes. Okay. Um, hit it because you know what?

If they recline, you have the option to do so. I know that's like not a thing, but I do have a caveat to it. If you're going to recline, please do so by looking behind you, making sure it's not somebody who's six foot seven or has the trade table down with their food or they're doing a thing. So there's a process behind it, right?

So I've been in the position where I was going as a flight attendant, they reposition us for different, you know, flights and work, you know, to work different flights. And I'm sitting there in my white blouse and my blazer and I have one of those green tea matcha green tea lattes, you know, it's like the color of this. And some lady, older lady just like hit the button and just went bam. And it just exploded all over. Yeah. So let's not do that.

That's what she does. I, I lean back and she doesn't ever looked. I mean, that's a great point. I never do it in one big bam. You're an older lady that does it. One big bam movement. It's exactly. You know what?

I bet you who did that was pumps. Yeah. You know what? Ma, how dare you? I know, but I would you who did that was pumps. Yeah. You know what? How dare you? I know, but I would have spilled it on myself. We were walking out to do a show the other day, and I spilled it straight down the front of me on a white outfit. That's just how I roll.

Okay. Last one, SK. Yes. People that, and there's going to be several nuances to this, but people who put their hair over the backs of their seat, which would mean that they are violating the space of the person sitting behind them, and people that are arm hogs. And so how did her hit it with that stuff? And let's talk about all the personal space that you get as a seat ticket seat holder.

Debra Ruhfus Absolutely. Had it fucking had it. Listen, there's no reason for you to have your hair like listen, we get you get like you're all cute. You got a nice beautiful hair. We love that for you. But I don't want it over my in flight entertainment. I don't want your ears dripping down into my food or my drink or whatever the case is. That's an absolute not. That goes back to my whole spatial awareness. Where people just don't know what they're like. I find it hard to believe that you've never been on a plane before, but I'm sure there

are some people, but would you do that at your doctor's office? Put your foot up on a, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. On a wall. Now the other thing that you mentioned, the armrests. Okay. We can settle this right now from the passenger shaming lady. If you're in the middle seat, you get both.

That is, if you're in the middle seat, you get both. And cause you know, aisle person has the aisle, window has the window, middle seat. I think that's, that is like, you know, I always talk about that role. That's a passenger shaming role is an absolute. You get both of them in the center. We'll help you message that out. Listen up, listener. If you're in the middle row, you get both armrests, window gets the right, and or it depends on what side you're on, I guess. And then the aisle gets the aisle side, and then that is it. Let me ask you this, what's the deal with up and back? Like if you share an arm rest,

is one supposed to go up and one back? That's kind of how I always try to work it, but I didn't know there's some kind of rule. I don't think there's really a rule, maybe depending on the size of the person, if it's a big guy or you know what I mean? Or if you're like a little person, I don't know that there's some kind of rule. I don't think there's really a rule, maybe depending on the size of the person, you have, it's a big guy or you know what I mean? Or if you're like a little per, I don't know, like, but I do the same thing.

You kind of usually just kind of figure it out. But then of course, then you end up with the personal passenger shaming who's like losing their shit because I mean, there was a guy who literally just did this to get his arm right. It's actually, God, that one was so funny. Cause I was like, you're doing everything

that we all want to do. But as a, just a regular person who travels now, I do it. I don't care. I don't care. I have zero fucks left at this point. I advanced stage zero fucks left. And I will just, and you know what,

because that's the thing, I don't work for an airline. So I can say whatever I want. And I also know like what not to do right you know so I can still you know continue to fly for the rest of my life. You're not on a no fly list. Yeah one final little grievance I just like to air since Memaw was talking about me wanting to stand up early right as we land. Meemaw is the person that sits next to you that has her brightness on her phone all the way up, as high as it'll possibly go. And we recently were on tour and Meemaw was in the middle seat, Kylie on one side, myself

on the other. And she had that brightness up all the way and about I think it's 45, 50 minutes into the flight, I couldn't fucking take it anymore. I just went, swiped down and turned the brightness all the way and about I think it's 45, 50 minutes into the flight. I couldn't fucking take it anymore. I just went, swiped down and turned the brightness all the way down. No, but I appreciated it because I don't realize it. My eyes are so bad. Like until she did it, I didn't realize how bright it was.

My kids turn my brightness down all the time. So I appreciated it though. I didn't think it was rude. I was glad you did because I was like, oh my God, she's so right. You know, I just don't think about it. I just want to know for the permanent record, I'm still, I still want to get my blood circulating when the plane lands, but I do not, there's no bum rushing. It is a standing Sons bum rush. Meemaw's narrative earlier made it sound like I was a fucking bull in Pamplona,

stampeding up to the front. That is, these are lies. These are lies that are going to be first. She wants to be the first one out of her seat. First one down the aisle. First one. First, first, first, first, first. I get that a lot. And I appreciate you putting that on the permanent record because that does need to be added. It's if you absolutely need to get up and there's certain aircrafts, I know this is like super geeky, like on an air bus, you can probably, you know, stand up in your seat area, but like that, that, you know, 16,

18 inch aisle doesn't won't hold, you know, 200 people. So, um, you know, if you need to get up and stretch, I've had a couple of spinal surgeries and you know, so people will be like, I need to get up and move and da da da. And I'm like, I've had a couple surgeries on my spine. I have hardware in there. I live, I'm still alive. You know what I mean? And I don't get up like the minute that, that we- I'm going to continue to do so despite the bullying from you and me, Ma. I'm going to continue to get up. But this, this whole, all of these allegations about the bum rush are

lies. Okay, I'm going to give you an example. We were on a flight. We're getting in early. So why these people had their panties in a wad, I will not, I do not know. But the flight attendant said, and I kind of loved that she was passive aggressive about it. She was like, I know we're arriving early, but some people are worried about their connecting flight. So other passengers, please let those people go first. So I'm sitting there waiting for the fucking worried about time people that even though we got there early that want to get off the plane

and she's like pushing me, pushing me. And I'm like, I was trying to let them go because they got their panties in a wad. All of that is true, but none of that equates to bum rushing. She would have bum rushed if I would let her stay. I'm on the outside, I'm saving her from the bum rush. It's the bum rush allegation, the standing up

and me pushing me ma along. It is a service to everybody in the airport that I'm pushing me ma along. We appreciate that, honestly. Thank you. You can be too slow, you know what I mean? I'm not too slow. I'm just right. Okay, right. Right. You like it. Just right. I get it. You

guys have a good perfect dynamic. It's like two old bitter lesbians. We love our lesbian name. Me and my mom and we're down for it. And I love that. But yeah, I would say for sure, if you could add that to the permanent record, I appreciate that. We will. We'll update it.

All of us, I think it's all of us. Yes, SK, we love your page. I'm so happy that we got to meet via Zoom and to have you on the pod. We always message each other on Instagram and I feel like we're all kindred spirits. We always message each other on Instagram and I feel like we're all kindred spirits. And I know that our listeners loved this episode because you just can get right down and dirty with all the petty grievances and we cannot thank

you enough listener. Follow SK at passenger shaming and prepare to be razzle dazzled by the breathtaking fuckery and incompetence that takes place on airplanes. If you're down with fuckery and assholes on airplanes, we are the place to go. SK thank you so so much. I loved it. Good to meet you. Bye. I love her Instagram page because it's a way to tattle-tell. Absolutely. And here's the deal. I think that we don't shame people enough, the right people. We shame marginalized groups. We shame poor people. We need to shame assholes. Yeah, that's right.

We need like public shaming of fucking dicks. And she does it. And that's what... There we go with dicks again. There we go SK. That's what SK does She is publicly shaming these entitled horrible terrible people that get on these airplanes of Which I am NOT one because these allegations about me being a bum rusher like some goddamn bull in Spain You are are false. It's a it's a it totally false. And I reject it wholeheartedly. I would like to thank everybody for tuning in to our podcast today. It's true that I stand up. The bumrushing- Kylie, do I bumrush?

You don't bumrush. I will say she- I stand, but I do not cut my seat. You're not next to her. She pushes me. The bumrushing allegation is that I jump ahead of the people in front of you We were on that try to know you said that I would be nine rows ahead you were why the time Let you rewind the tape they wouldn't let me try to get out do that you try to do that Meemaw I get up so that I can get right out to avoid blood clots Pardon me for being concerned about my health up so that I can stand up. But you get right out.

To avoid blood clots. Pardon me for being concerned about my health and blood clots. I don't think you're worried about blood clots. I think you've got the answer to your hand and you always want to be first. It keeps me up at night worried about these goddamn blood clots. Listen. Listen up. I just want to say that defensiveness tells the story.

Kylie just confirmed I'm not a bum rusher. You're a fucking beggar. You're an early person in the planelands. You're an annoying person in the planelands. God damn it. Listen, just full stop. Tell them when they'll see us. We will see you next Tuesday or Thursday or both. This conversation will be continued on our bonus episode on Patreon right now.

We're in. We are going to finally get to the deep dark bottom of Pubs pathological like. I think someone death protest too much. We will see you next Tuesday or Thursday or both.