I've Had It - An Opinionated Homosexual with Cody Rigsby

Episode Date: August 22, 2023

Jennifer and Pumps are joined by Cody Rigsby, Peloton Superstar and author of XOXO, Cody: An Opinionated Homosexual's Guide to Self-Love, Relationships, and Tactful Pettiness. The three discuss wardrobe fraud, if kitten heels can be considered sexy and the intricacies of marrying for money. Pumps has had it with 'Boundary Abuse' and Jennifer calls out parking spot squatters. Come see I've Had It live on the Hot Sh*t Tour! More info & tickets available at https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast Subscribe to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/IveHadItPodcast Thank you to our sponsors: This episode is brought to you by SimpliSafe: Get a special 20% off any SimpliSafe system when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring. This huge offer is for a limited time only. So visit SimpliSafe.com/HADIT - There’s no safe like SimpliSafe. SKIMS: SKIMS Fits Everybody and more best-selling essentials are available now at SKIMS.com + get free shipping on orders over seventy five dollars! After you place your order, be sure to let them know we sent you! Select "I've Had It" in the survey and be sure to select our show in the dropdown menu that follows. JustThrive: use promo code HADIT for 20% your first 90 day bottle of Just Thrive probiotic or Just Calm at JustThriveHealth.com OSEA: Right now we have a special discount just for our listeners. Get 10% off your first order site-wide with code HADIT at OSEAMalibu.com. You’ll get free samples with every order, and free shipping on orders over $60. Kitsch: Right now, Kitsch is offering you 30% off your entire order at MyKitsch.com/HADIT Apartments.com: With more than one million available units for rent, and tools like instant alerts and 3D virtual tours, you’re sure to find the place that’s right for you. Visit Apartment.com, the place to find a place. Hint Water: New customers can get Hint for just $1 a bottle with free shipping, when they order 3 cases. That's 36 bottles for $36 and free shipping. Just use the code [HADIT] at hintwater.com Follow Us: I've Had It Podcast: @Ivehaditpodcast Jennifer Welch: @mizzwelch Angie "Pumps" Sullivan: @pumpspumpspumps Special Guest: Cody Rigsby @codyrigsby

This episode is brought to you by SimplySafe. So we're supposed to start the podcast. One, two, three. I just knew going in that was going to be good. I did hear some more criticism on my clapping. No. The, um, doubt the type. It's packing tape.

I had a little boob issue this morning, so I had to have Madison tape me up in addition to my bra. So she has packing tape. So if you hear this, that's my packing tape. She has packing tape on the dragon's, guys. I didn't have any boob tape.

This is, this is what a real star does, though. I mean, you modify. You modify. You modify. I mean, I have two band-aids over the nipples because you could see them. So I double band-aided. Then it still was like, they were at my knees. I mean, the dragons were sagging. So I had to come up with some packing tape here at J Welch D. How industrious. So industrious. That's very, my guy. We'll just wait until I try to get all this shit off.

Oh, yeah. I might not be good. That's right. Well, pumps, what have you had it with? Oh, my gosh. I just can't even wait to tell you what my hat it is. Okay. Okay.

So I have a dear friend that came over for dinner last night and she was telling me that she has a summer intern. Okay. Who's Gen Z, which I know we love Gen Z, but this is kind of a nervacy. So she told me that she wanted her to go run this errand, and it would probably take her like five or ten minutes over what she's supposed to work. Okay. And the girl looked at her to her face and said, I can't do that.

It's a self-care boundary. And she's like, self-care boundary at work. Like, I couldn't believe it. I was just, I go, what did you say? And she goes, I couldn't say anything. I was so stunned. This is the same intern that thought maybe she had an assistant as an intern. 22. Wait, thought she had an assistant. Yeah, the 22. Wait, thought she had an assistant? Yeah, the intern thought she was going to have an assistant this summer. The intern thought she would have an intern. Correct. And had a self-care boundary.

What was the task to go look for some chairs to put in the front office place or something? I mean, it wasn't like go, you know, lift 500 pound boxes and stay until midnight. It wasn't like, go park outside of IHOP and see if my husband walks out with his mistress, which that could be a self-care boundary. Like, agree, I would agree with that,

like, your boundary. I am not jumping in your toxic shit. Oh, and the babysitter, when I said, I need to take your car for some recon. Right. That would have been a boundary. The babysitter then could have said, listen, I don't wanna be a part of this sinking battleship. But if you're an intern, right,

and you're trying to build your resume, and your host tells you you might have to work five to 10 minutes extra. And you pull out a boundary, this goes to boundary abuse. She also told me that the three jinsies in her office, in her place of work, cry, like at least once or twice a week. Between the three of them, somebody's crying every day at work. You know, that really, that kind of makes me sad because I think this generation grew up with cell phones, right?

And that was a bigger companion for them than interpersonal relationships. Sometimes like they text each other. They snap chat each other. And then you get thrown into the real world. And you have to have interpersonal relationships skills. And you don't know how.

And they don't have them and it's not their fault. Well, I also think, and we know I'm guilty of this, but I also think it's that everything has been made so easy for you, your entire life and everybody shoves rainbows and lollipops up your ass all day. So when you go to a real place of work and they're like, this is the shit that needs to be done, I don't give a shit if you're here to, you know, six hours past your end of day work, right?

You've got to get it done. There's no coping mechanism. They don't know how to face anything, but I'm the best, I'm the prettiest, I'm the smartest, mommy's so proud of me, all that shit. So I mean, I think it is a very big disadvantage for these kids. Well, I think they also grew up in, you know,

like the Instagram world and Snapchat world and a world of filters. And so it would make sense to me, because this is the first generation that grew up with a phone as their companion, their entire life or some sort of device. It would make sense to me that we're seeing tons of anxiety from this because when we were younger, we had to talk on the phone or we had to go walk to our friends house if they weren't answering

their phone and ring the doorbell. And it makes sense to me that anxiety, depression and a lot of And it makes sense to me that anxiety, depression, and a lot of issues that you have when you're a young adult, social media, and the filter world would exacerbate. And so I don't think this is just happening in a vacuum at your friends place of employment. Oh, of course not. I think this generation in general, you're seeing higher anxiety rates, higher rates of depression. you're seeing higher anxiety rates, higher rates of depression. And I did it too. Like it was easier sometimes when we went out to eat, just when my kids were really young, so they wouldn't be a nuisance in the restaurant

to put a device in front of them. Absolutely. And I don't know that that was the best choice that I made. I think it would have been better if they weren't old enough to go out to eat, then say, okay, we're going to eat at home, but we're going to put all of our devices away and talk. And so I see what everybody's saying, but I have two Gen Z kids,

and I do see that there is a level of anxiety, not just with my children, but with their friends as well, that I don't know that we had. And I don't know that everybody knows how to navigate that. Most of all them. 100%. I don't know that everybody knows how to navigate that. Most of all them. 100%. I completely agree with that. It is, it is gen access that raised Gen Z.

It's our fault because we didn't know what the fuck to do with these phones. We use them as babysitters. 100%. We used all of these electronic devices to substitute for us not having to get on the floor and do puzzles and stuff with them. Right. And I'm guilty of that. I'm just saying I think it's a collective problem. How to parent in

the post-modern smartphone world because my kids are now 17 and 20. And I do, there are times I wish I could go back and be like, everybody give me your phones and let's sit down and like we do when we go on vacation for Thanksgiving, we take everybody's phone away and we sit down and talk. But I mean, within 10 to 15 minutes, somebody's begging for a phone to take a selfie. That's the problem. Right. But that's okay. So I appreciate all that. But the whole point is somebody at 22 told their boss, they couldn't do something because of their self-care plan. That's bullshit. I mean, that's total, that's total people. That's total bullshit. That person is not gonna make it into the field.

No, no. And that's piggybacking on like boundaries are healthy and real, but you not being able to work an extra five to 10 minutes, doing a non-toxic, non-fucked up task, like going to look for chairs, is bullshit, and that's just, that's total bullshit. But I wanted to defend kids that have anxiety because I've read a lot about it

and I think it's happening to a huge generation and I think the problem of it is their main companion, their entire life has not been another human being. It's been a device. I don't think anybody can argue the phones have not created more anxiety. Yeah, youngsters, yeah, I mean, there's just no God youngsters. That sounds 150 year old person youngsters. Yeah, okay, all right, here we go. I'm gonna tell you what I've had it with. Okay, it's

too strong. Okay, it has to do with parking. Love a good parking habit. Two egregious parking habits. Number one is the person that steals your parking spot. Right. You're locked and loaded. Right. You're waiting. You have your blinker on. That's key. You've been there four to five minutes. Right. The person backs out, and then you kind of have to wait for them to back in front of your car. And while you do that, somebody comes from the other way and just turns right in. Right. That's total bullshit.

That's bullshit. That's parking, thevery. Yes. Had it with that. But here is probably the crème de la crème of parking issues. And it is the parking where you are at a mall or a busy shopping center and parking at the very back is just not an option because there are no spots. Right. And the cars are going you're going up and down every

aisle. And then finally you find some shoppers with bags in their hands and you're stalking them as they walk to their car. Yes. And they know you're stalking them. And they get in their car, they put their bags in and then they get in their car and then they sit on their phone for 10 minutes. There's nothing I hate more than that. Get in your car, back up, move on. That's fucking ridiculous.

Nobody needs to take eight to 10 minutes to get situated in their car. It's just not that hard. I agree. I cannot stand people that do that. That's the worst. It is the absolute worst, especially around holiday season,

you're shopping. And the last thing you really want to do is go to a mall. The last. Much less than 30 to 45 minutes. But when this happens to me, I am super cognizant that I need to get out of the parking space immediately so that this person can get in. Right. It's an efficiency issue, but I find more times than not.

It's like it's a power trip for the person that has the space. You think they're holding to, see I just think it's the lack of self-awareness more than a like a choice to say fuck you. I just think it's the lack of self-awareness more than a choice to say fuck you. But there's eye contact that's made like, hey, are you leaving? And they're like, yeah. And then they get in their car, and it's five, seven minutes go by.

Yeah, I know, but I still think it's the lack of self-awareness. I don't know. It's awful. That's what it is. I think it's like a power trip or something. I mean, I don't know. Maybe once they get in their car, I wish there could be a sign that comes up

that starts to count down. Like you have 45 seconds, 44 somewhere. See, this is one of those issues where we need some sort of referee. Right, a parking lot. A social referee. A parking lot referee. Yes, with a whistle to be like, you know,

get it out. Get in their arm, like get out of here. Let's go, let's go. That's what I think. No, I agree with that. Welcome to I've had it. I'm Jennifer. I'm Angie. She is, we like to call her Pumps. Kylie, what is going on on social media? I've got a really great review for you. Okay. Okay. Five stars. Okay.

Pumps is so hot. She makes me think things. But when our dear Jennifer Welch begins to laugh or giggle, my heart begins to beat. Oh. She is so sensual when she laughs. I begin to pray that in another life, I will be Josh Welch. Oh, cool. Oh, God.

Be careful what you wish for. You just might get it. The grass might not be greener. I'm not be greener. And I'm not saying that about your marriage. I'm just saying being in his head would be a lot of work. Thanks ladies, keeping my penis young. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha really, really nice, really nice. Really nice. And it's like, I don't think I laugh as much as you. So I'm glad that that's noticed.

And a sexy laffer, I don't think I've ever been told that in my entire life. Essential. Essential laffer. I think that's even better. Like, too. That's hot. Yeah, that's hot.

Totally. Yeah, I mean, that's the first, but I'll take it. I mean, of course we'll take it. I'll argue my hair. Richard, welcome back. It feels good to be back. Richard, listener, as you know, you probably have been having from Richard the last few episodes.

He's been in Hawaii. Richard, how was your trip? It was amazing. It was amazing. But there's one I've had that happened out there. What's here? I was just like, I'm so dumb and these type of people. So like, my wife, I tenderize everything.

And how are our tenderaries? It's mainly just like activities if you don't know what to do out here. Right. And we went with a couple of people and I've had it with the group that is just like clinging on to your pockets, not financially, but just clinging on ones

to do every single thing that you do. Yes. And then they get mad on the days that you're like tired, because we did a lot of hiking, and there was some days I was like, oh, I'm just going to chill today. Well, we're not doing nothing. Dude, go do something. You're like playing your own outing.

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We just felt like y'all were y'all people. We are y'all people. We are y'all people. Yeah. And we'll see some time. You know, you two remind me so much of my godmother's growing up. Linda and Brenda. Linda and Brenda're from Tennessee.

Y'all look just like, like it just reminds me so much. Brenda always had frozen white grapes in her white wine. I feel like maybe y'all would align with me on that. Maybe not. I'm not sure. So I'm just disappointing because we don't drink. Yeah. So many people out there stuff that we don't.

I used to, I mean, we had a great run. We had a great run, but you know, I support that. You can still put some frozen, um, some don't. I used to, I mean, we had a great run. We had a great run, but, you know, yeah. I support that. You can still put some frozen, some frozen grapes into some Martinelli sparkling grape juice. That sounds tasty. Yeah. I do love a frozen grape.

I do love a frozen grape too. Okay, so I was telling our list number four, we brought you on. You are a Peloton superstar. Tell me about this. So like Peloton is the bike that somebody has in their home and then the screen comes on and you have an instructor. And so when you teach your classes,

you're teaching online classes, online exercise classes. Yeah, so you know, I've been, I just celebrated nine years of Peloton, so it's been a while, which is, it is the quote unquote Netflix of fitness, whatever you want to work out, come on down and we'll get you together. And so yeah, I've been a part of this community and thing for nine years and it's completely like changed my life around and because I started off as a backup dancer here in New

York City and found really like my purpose and my thing as a fitness instructor. Well, I have to say, I'm not objectifying you, but when you did stand up and you were like moving your camera around, I could tell that you're rocking. Okay. I mean, I was like, wow, he does do Peloton. You have my consent to object.

And we have that on tape. Right. Yes. We do. Yeah. We go. But you know, all of this has been fun and positive. And we need to make a 180 degree turn right now, because we need to get on brand and we need to shit talk.

So tell us what you've had it with. Oh, wow. We're already, we're already jumping into it. Yeah. Yeah. Can I do two or am I only limited to one? You can do many as you want. Oh, okay, well, my first one I've had it with people who wear the wrong undergarments with fitness apparel. Okay, like I don't need to see your penny lines. Like who would you rest you your mother? Like what is

going on? Like if you're gonna wear tights, either wear no underwear or a thong that is going to work for you. That's what I think. I do bar every day and there are ladies in there with their underwear on with their tights. And I'm just like, why are you wearing underwear? Like this is the time not to wear underwear.

Thank you. Like what is going on? And I was at the gym the other day and I saw a girl wearing like an off white biker short and I could see her black thong through it. I was like, momma, are we not in alignment that the material is going to be opaque and I'm going to see your underwear?

I'd rather see your camel toe than see this under there. What's going on? And listen, this is not a sexist conversation. I'm also going to call out the the faggots that are listening if there are any. Your jock strap is showing through your tight sweet heart. So like fix the underwear too, like put on a thong as well or not at all, but that's a lot shown in the front for some. Now I agree. I mean, I think that you need to prepare your workout attire, especially if you're going to a class or out in public, and you need to prepare it to look at I cannot stand seeing these panty lines with people

that are wearing leggings. It drives me crazy. The worst. And while we're on this, I think there's something, and we've talked about this before, but I think you're the perfect person to drag this dead horse out and beat it again. And this is exercise clothes fraud. This is ATHLEASURE fraud.

These are people that dress for the day as though they're going to the gym and they never go. Ever interesting. Yeah, it's epidemic. They want to be a part of the lifestyle of the clothing, but they don't want to live the lifestyle is what you're saying. That's right. It's fraud. It is, it is a little fraudulent. Wow. I, you know, I living here in New York, I don't think we get as much of that. Like there's not the Louise. There's not the ladies in the athletes. You're going to the paneer bread and then the target and then heading on back home. Really? No, I, I, I feel like most New Yorkers are either stopping at the gym or we're wearing something cool. I love

both. I like a good like streetwear mixed into the athletic wear. So it looks cool and it's comfortable. Like I'm so fortunate that I work in fitness. So I that's kind of where I land. Like I've got my like workout clothes, but I'll throw a shirt over it and make it look like, you know, hip as the girls would say. But yeah, like if you're going to put it on, like work, work it out or find something else comfortable to wear. But late wait, would we rather have the fraudulent, at leisure people or do you, or do you want them running around, look in like pajamas to be comfortable? Because like that's also just sloppy in a mess. I'm going with the faux worker outers over the peach. I would prefer that because

at least it's in their mind at some point they may have thought I have a good idea I'm going to exercise today. Thank you. And maybe they never take it over the finish line but there was a preparation and a good thought and then a procrastination. But the pajama people that wear pajamas all day, I just, that's a bridge too far for me. Thank you. I agree. I agree. I also people that wear pajamas look like they're going to fight you at any moment.

It just reminds me the rowdy girl in middle school that was really what really ready to knock in buck if you said the wrong thing. You know, I told you know what I think about the exercise fraud close. Like what if I, what if y'all saw me, Poms and I were in Brooklyn and I had on medical scrubs, okay? And we met up and you said a fraud in that. And you said, hey, so are you working in the hospital now? No.

No, just I'm just I am just comfortable. And if anybody needs a swab of any sort, I'm ready to go. If anybody needs a swab, I've got my gloves ready to go, you know? It's interesting though. I do notice like, at activities, people that I know are not practicing medicine

or dentistry in some way, show up in their scrubs and I'm like, oh my God, they're trying to make everybody think they're a doctor. What? This really happens? Yes! Scrub fraud?

Yes, scrub fraud. I just now thought when you said that, I was like, oh my God, the scrub abuse is parading around like your a doctor. You see this? Yes. I was just using it as an example as to how ridiculous the faux exercises are.

But you're saying there is scrub, attire, fraud, people wearing scrubs that do not work in any form of healthcare industry. Maybe they work in some form, but I know they're not a doctor or a dentist or anything like this. No. Physical therapist.

No. Because I have friends that are physical therapists and they wear scrubs. Right, but I'm friends that are physical therapists and they wear straps. Right, but I'm just saying like they're not working in a hospital or any kind of medical. That's fraud. Yeah, it's this is wardrobe fraud. You notice that more people say

that is they are a doctor on the plane. Because it's what you say. You're going to the wrong person and everyone's looking at you and I'm like, sorry, I just actually, I just put on these scrubs because I wanted people to think I was a doctor. I noticed it more with divorced people too. Like you get a divorce shirt out there cruising around

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New customers can get hint for just a dollar, a bottle with free shipping when they order three cases. That's 36 bottles for $36 and free shipping. Just be sure to use the code, had it a checkout. Okay, Cody, we're going to play a game with you called had it or hit it. Oh my god. Welcome to had it or hit it. I would hit it. I would have had it. I hit it every day sometimes twice a day. Okay. Had it or hit it on the job training with sexual partners. So what I'm talking about is you get a sexual partner and they don't know how to do sex well. Oh, um, on the job training with sexual partners, you know what? I actually, I think I wrote a little bit about it in my book.

You did with amazing, which I laughed out loud a thousand times. It's hilarious. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. And I think my answer to what has something like this, I'm gonna say hit it because, you know, maybe the investment is worth a good sexual partner and you're gonna get a lot of practices slash orgasms.

And if they fail, you can just like kick them to the curb as quick as you need to. I like it. I like that attitude. You're like, hey, you don't know how to eat pussy. Here's mine. Go. And you're like, okay, you know, they might get it. And and listen, how amazing would it be for you to create a person that knows how to

kind of lingus very well. And then you send them on to the next partner and you're like, you see them out together. You're like, yeah, that's all me. That's me. That's me. That's me. Okay.

Walk it through. You're really happy. You're welcome. Yeah. You're welcome. Okay, had it or hit it, bride zillas. Had it. Like what is wrong with these people?

Like I don't understand, like I think I also say this in the book also like is a is a is a wedding day, like something you want to check off and is all about you or is that actually about like professing your love, having a connection, being with people, like it's okay if shit goes wrong on your wedding day, like, just chill the fuck out.

Okay, so when I was reading this, I told Jennifer, I was like, I read the passage chair where somebody asks, and then what your response was, because it was fabulous. And I said, I think I'm the checker off the boxer person. Like, I wasn't a bridezilla, I was just like, okay, I've got to get married. This is what I have to do. I mean, I was walking down the aisle going this could go either way

So you can imagine how it did go not well But I mean I was more excited about like how many bridesmaids are gonna have what color their dresses like Didn't give a shit about the marriage which should have been a red flag I'm assuming that one didn't work out. It did not, as a matter of fact, it crashed and burned right in in spectacular, spectacular, levable fashion. I was there with her when the whole thing happened. And I remember at some point when the whole thing started falling apart,

I asked her, I said, so like when you all were engaged, did you not see any of this? She goes, oh no, I did. I had just already committed to, you know, being engaged. So I had, I mean, I had to move forward. I invited 500 people to the wedding. Also, it was bad. It was bad. After this podcast listener, you might want to stay on

for a pump seminar on how to get married. Yeah. How to pick a husband with pants. There we go. No, I agree with you on the bridezilla. I think that sometimes people taking things too seriously is so detrimental. Like taking, you know, that you're a bride in that it's everything supposed to be perfect. I think anytime you approach something with everything's supposed to be perfect. I think anytime you approach something with everything is supposed to be perfect, something is gonna go wrong.

And then you're gonna be profoundly disappointed. So it's better to approach things with, this is probably gonna be okay, hopefully really good, but some things will go wrong. Yeah, absolutely. The more we let listen, the thing I've learned in life and have worked on money through therapy, is the more that we try to control something, the more chaotic it gets and gets farther away from what we actually are trying to make it.

Absolutely. Exactly. With that. Okay. Had it or hit it, stupid questions. Well, I'm on the fence on this one because sometimes I have to ask stupid questions. Right. Read, do a dramatic read from this book. I'm on the fence on this one because sometimes I have to ask stupid questions. Right. Right. Read a dramatic read from his book. Okay, here.

So I saw this and it was so good that I have to bring it up to you. We've been reading your book. So do a dramatic reading from his book. I mean, this was the best answer I've ever seen in my life. So here, the question to you was, my man still hasn't left his wife. What should I do? You're answer, girl, read that question back to yourself. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Girl, read the question back, like. I was busting out laughing. I mean, that is funny. I mean, you do go on to explain better, but I mean, I'm just like enough said, mic drop. Like, baby, what are you doing? What are you doing trying to, like, I don't, I've listened and I've also talked about in the book.

I did Data Married Man and made that mistake, but like, how are we sitting here being like, this man is already in a relationship and I'm gonna wait on them to get out of it, then to date me. And then I have the audacity to think to myself, oh, this man ain't gonna wait on them to get out of it then to date me and then I have the audacity to think to myself, oh this man ain't gonna cheat on me. What the fuck is going on up here? Okay, I have so many questions about this affair that you had. Okay. Okay. Was the man married to a man or a woman? A man. Okay. Okay. So he was married to a man in the New York mistress. Yeah, it's a little complicated in the gay world because they were open.

So that's how it started. Yeah, okay. It was long, it was long distance. It was like a decade ago. Also, like they were open long distance. And so we were just hooking up, but then feelings evolved through that. You know, and that's what always happens with these kind of situations. You know, pumps recently had an affair with a married man. I didn't know he was married. He was

resolutions. She didn't know he was married. He was lying to her about it. And then he pops up on Facebook with a ring on. And so she confronts him about it. And he says to her, I wear, I've been divorced for 10 years, like I told you, I just wear the ring at work so that it doesn't upset my coworkers. No, don't you dare. Don't you dare. Needless to say that what ended right then. Yeah, thank God.

And thanks for being long. It was long to a chance, think makes it easier to cheat. Of course. Yeah. Of course. Which I'm better at dating long distance though, because it's like a once a month or it's plenty. Oh, I'm not good at that. I'm not good.

I'm not doing that. I'm not good at that. Too much effort like every night to go out and look at you. Oh, I'm, I'm needy. I want like, I want my person next to me all the day. I'm time. Oh, I think that's kind of sweet. That is sweet. I've been I've been I go through phases. I've been with my husband for 22 years. So sometimes I want to spend a lot of time with him and I enjoy it so much. And then sometimes he bugs

the ever living shit out of me and drives me crazy and I can't get far enough away from him. And it vacillates back and forth. I mean, we've only been together for five years and we took a six months hiatus. So like, you know, we're, talk to me and I guess another five or 10 and then maybe I can like a little bit more. Exactly. Okay. We'll see if one of us is in jail.

We'll see. Okay. All right. Had it or hit it, marrying for money. Had, wait, hit it, hit it. I also said this in my book. Yeah, we know, we know. Then you curated these questions quite well

for me to plug my book, Actuac Sokoni, an opinionated homosexuals guy to self-love relationships and tackle pettingness outside their wealth. So I'm gonna say hit it, but just like fucking own it. Like if you're gonna be like busted and rich, just own it. Don't try to give me like, oh, I love my man so much, or I love my wife so much.

Like if you're with them, use the fucking money, do the deed that you need to do, and keep it pumping, baby. Don't lie to us. Tell me it's some beautiful romance like, honey, you're waiting for us to drop dead. And you didn't sign a prenup and you're ready to be a multimillionaire.

Thank you. Yeah. And you know what, people that marry for money, I mean, they have to earn it. I mean, there's a lot of work that has to go into that. You marry for money, you earn every penny. I was in Italy recently, and this woman walks

and kind of sits down close to me where I was sitting. And she's probably like late 20s, like totally influenced out. I mean, the total, I mean, she looked like an Instagram photo. And she sits down and she's kind of, you know, given everybody the stink eye, sizing everybody up around her. And I'm totally locked in on her

because I'm kind of fascinated by the whole thing. And then, and everybody's kind of staring at her because she's such a knockout. And then this guy walks in and he's probably about five, six, six, no disrespect to short people, but he's probably about five, six, six, she's about probably five, nine, five, ten. He comes over, leans down, gives her a kiss, and then her face afterwards was this eye roll. And I mean, just this, this exhale, and you could tell she was utterly disgusted. Oh, you know, what it wasn't. It was a New York. Yeah. Brought my gut back from Italy. And I looked at pumps, and I said, she has to go fuck him tonight. And she doesn't want to.

He just, he is taking her up to that room and she's got to fuck him and she does not want to. And he left out that he was at least 30 years older. Oh, yeah. But you could just see it all over her face. I mean, she just knew that the deed and the task ahead of her. She was not going to be gone. And she did not want to do it. And I watched the whole thing go down.

No, that's, I mean, that's that's somewhat of a strong woman. I just couldn't do it. I've had fun giving instances where I've had like, I've gotten into sexual situations. And then I'm like, Oh, how do I want to be here anymore? And like finishing it, you're like, give me out of here. So to do that on a regular basis just to have a birken bag, I mean, listen, that's work. It's work. It is hard work. It is hard. That is hard work. Okay, Kati, maybe you can tell us. So these men that are 40, 30, 40 years older than their knockout spouses that have a lot of money. Does it ever click in their brain like she's marrying me not because I'm so great and she's crazy about me because I'm rich or is that just like baked into the equation they don't give shit? I kind of want to kind of go deep into it.

I just feel that most, and I'll even say some gay men, but straight men are actually just like super misogynistic and don't want to deal with women. They don't want to deal with women. They just want to have sex with women. So they don't actually see them as a person. They just see them as something to fuck. So I don't think they really, I don't think they really care. They're just happy. They're getting laid and have something pretty that they can show around, you know? I also think for a lot of straight men, like their ego, their wallet, their appearance, they cannot distinguish between any of them. So would they look in the mirror

and they see Brad Pitt looking back at them? Like it's delusions of Granger, you know, because their wallet is so successful. So I mean, they really think, oh yeah, she loves to fuck me. I think they think that. I really do. I think that guy who came down, I mean, they really think, oh, yeah, she loves to fact me. I think they think that I really do. I think that that guy who came down, I mean, he thought he was the cat that ate the canary. I mean, he was strutting and he was marching her up to do

her work. I think it also goes into like a power trip thing where I'm like, if I'm if I'm like having sex with someone or even just like flirting with someone, and it's not being reciprocated, I'm not, I'm turned off. Like I want them, I want them to be excited also, not like me forcing the situation. I don't, I don't, I don't, that doesn't compute to me. Right. I agreed. Okay, had it or hit it. Kitten Hills.

Had it. What are we doing with one inch heel? What are we doing? Is where a flat? Can we wear a flat? Can we wear a wedge? What is that doing? What is that doing? What is that doing? Do you feel sexy in a kitten? Like a boss ass bitch pumping these streets in a one inch kitten heel? I'm going to defend kitten heels for a second. I know. I know Cody. So as you get older, I'm much younger than pumps for the permanent record.

My feet from years of being a woman is hard in wearing these heels. I used to go to gay bars with all my gay friends in the early 90s, mid 90s and I danced in full blunts to let us close the bar down. My scissors out cutting rugs left every fucking minute of it Cody. Okay. My feet hurt when I put on heels now. And recently, recently, I was at Prada, and I found a cute, sexy, sassy, little kitten heel. Warm the work the other day. I felt hot, they were stylish. And so I'm just saying, don't be a hater on the kitten heel

for women, I mean, I'm not that old, but especially for women that are mean, I'm not that old, but especially for, you know, women that are pumps is age. Okay. I, but couldn't you find a cute flat or or a cute wedge or a picture? I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna text you a picture. Okay. Look, he's had it. I'm hitting him. Okay. Well, I'm in it record a picture. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna text you a picture. A cute, I look. All right, he's had it. I'm hitting him. Okay.

Well, I'm in it record. That goes in the comment record. We agree to disagree. Agreed to disagree. Had it or hit it, hose. Oh, hose? Hit it. I'm, I am a hoe and well, forever be a hoe.

So the whole lifestyle just doesn't quit. And we need to stop. We need to embrace our sexuality, we need to embrace sexual liberation. We need to stop shaming people for wanting what they want, sleeping with who they want, for however any sexual partners they had. Like this life is too short. Go out there and get some dick, okay? get some dick, okay? I completely agree with you. The puritanism that is baked into the sexual shaming in this country. I'm over it. I've had it long live the hose. Long live the hose. Yeah, I've had it long live this with consensual adults do whatever

you want, okay? I've paid. Live your life, whatever you're into. Agree. Had it or hit it, drag queens. Hit it, baby. I am nothing without drag queens. I'm obsessed. Absessed. I just saw a clip from your show where you're like, your ratings go up when you have drag queens on your show. It is a Pablo Escobar cocaine bomb of that.

That's right. That was a good one. Agree. We had on Delta work in Tricks and Mattel. And I'm telling you, the numbers are astronomical. So I propose to the anti drag queen movement. Why do you hate economic growth? Thank you. I thought you all were pro economy.

You think about the economy? Come on. I thought you were pro economy. These drag queens, these bitches make it rain. And they are wildly fine. They have the kind of humor that I love, that kind of cynical smart humor. And I love that shit. Love drag queens, hit them all day.

Okay, your final had it or hit it, placing third in a contest. Oh, wow, we need me bitch. Bring me. Oh, excuse me. Okay, as a second runner up, I'm dancing the stars. I say hit it. Okay. That's right. And for your knowledge, no one made extra money, everyone made the same. So placing third was fine by me. Oh, that's good to know, that's awesome.

I mean, that's really cool though. I mean, that's working your fucking ass off, man. Yes. It was a lot of work. Dancing with the stars was a lot of work. I didn't even think I'd get to the finale. And once I got there, I was just like, can this be over? I want to be done.

Go. Let me chancho one more time and I want to go home. Cody, we absolutely love you. And we enjoyed your book. We received two advanced copies. Listener, it is exo exo, Cody. If you love him on this podcast, this book is just full of little shit like we throw on

on our podcast. Pumps and I have been in stitches for the last two days reading. It's a laugh out wrap. It's a wrap out wrap. It is so good. And I love that you do something so positive. I'm a heat before you came on where we're talking about anxiety. And I think one of the best ways to treat anxiety is through exercise.

At least for me personally, like when I feel anxious, if I haven't exercised, that anxiety is exacerbated. So I'm so happy that you do something that touches so many people's lives that makes them healthier and happier, unless cranky like pumps in me. So it's just been an absolute pleasure having you on. Oh, thank you. Thank you for that beautiful review of the book. And thank you so much for having me. I love sitting down with anybody I can shoot the shit and kiki with so thank you so much. Great to have you. Thank you. Bye Cody. Bye Cody. We'll buy booze. It's easy to see why people love him. Totally and you know what? I think it'd be really fun to be an exercise instructor. Right, because you're doing what you love to do, you're pumping people up, you can see change in people's lives.

Like, I'd be a pretty cool job. That and I would just love to be shouting out, like, right before the beat drops, five, six, seven, eight, go! And like, scream and then, you know, waiting for the beat to go back up again and go, and five, six, seven, eight. I do that all the time when the kids are in the car with me. And I'm always listening to kind of like upbeat techno music.

And right before the beat drops, I throw out the 5, 6, 7, 8. Give a nail count down. I look over at them and they're just completely numb to it. Horrified. No, they're not a horrified. They're completely numb to it. They don't even think anything of it. They don't think I'm entertaining.

They don't think I'm cool. They don't think I'm cool. It's just like, that's just what mom does. She dances in the car and shots five, six, seven, eight does jazz hands. Yeah, he would be my favorite instructor to totally. He's too fine. Well, listen, or please go to the link in our social bio and figure out if the hot shit tour is going to be a city near you you, here's how it's gonna go down. So we are releasing shows for every month

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