I've Had It - Armpits, Feet and Butt Play

Episode Date: November 22, 2022

The ladies welcome bare knuckle boxer, drag queen, and artist Diego Garijo. Jennifer is crying over spilled breast milk and Pumps is floored by a revelation from their sound engineer.  Subscribe to o...ur Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/IveHadItPodcast Follow Us: I've Had It Podcast: @Ivehaditpodcast Jennifer Welch: @mizzwelch Angie "Pumps" Sullivan: @pumpspumpspumps Special Guest: Diego Garijo - @Diegogarijo Photography of Diego by @lunaferoxphotography

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Starting point is 00:00:34 How I'm seeing anything interesting happen to you this week? No, but I'm about to gag over my own breath right now. It's so terrible. Would you eat? These are salad. And it's bad. So don't try to French kiss me. You will not be happy.
Starting point is 00:00:47 Well it's interesting you bring up French kissing because we're going to get into this episode fetishes. I cannot wait. Like I'm salivating at the thought. I'm so excited. I'm Jen. I'm Pamps. This is a new episode of I've had it.
Starting point is 00:01:07 And it's starring Pamps with the Bad Breath. Yes. You remember in that Beyonce song Becky with the Good Here? I'm Pamps with the Bad Breath. Yeah, that's right. When we first decided like a year and a half ago to do this podcast, I found this article and I thought, well, I'm going to save that. I'm going to read it to Pamps for the very first time on the podcast. I found this article and I'm going to save that. I'm going to read it to pumps
Starting point is 00:01:25 for the very first time on the podcast because it is right in your wheelhouse. The title of it is, breast milk is not for men. Now I'm just going to read the highlighted areas that I found. Okay. Interest. Global demand for human breast milk has never been greater. Breast milk banks in peer-to-peer sharing have long existed for mothers in need, but now it is increasingly being sold for profit. And not just appearance wishing to feed their babies, there is a dark side to this trade, as there always is when human body parts and products are brokered.
Starting point is 00:02:11 Lactation and pregnancy pornography is an upsettingly fast-growing genre. Aside from hearing the stories of two couples that practice, quote, erotic feeding, while live streaming on porn sites, viewers were also introduced to a young woman that goes A mother of three infants who made 30,000 pounds selling lactating videos online. In an attempt to understand why an adult man would buy such services, I spoke to someone who hides behind the pseudonym, breast milk and joyer. He told me he was introduced to the concept by the online bodybuilding community who drink breast milk for the human growth hormone IGF1 and because it is rich in probiotics. A friend gave me a bag of his wife's frozen milk to try to see if I liked it before making it a staple. He told me it was much sweeter than I expected.
Starting point is 00:03:31 Breast milk enjoyer also tells me that, quote, online right wing bodybuilding community, which I'm a part of, sources almost entirely from wives of men in the sphere or women who are adjacent to it. I very much enjoy it now. It's not a fetish thing. I've just had so much of it over the years that any taboo was broken. Once you go frozen, you must try it, fresh off the tap. Ha, ha, ha. Direct quote.
Starting point is 00:04:00 He says, you have no idea the state of our inboxes. Women will advertise a full service milking experience complete with costumes for thousands of dollars. So a couple of things are happening here, more than a couple. Number one, you got the bodybuilders that want some sort of pure milk. Why don't they just take steroids like a normal body milk? Hey Jennifer.
Starting point is 00:04:27 Can I ask you a question real quick before you, I guess, bash the breast milk. It's not a fetish of mine. But just last week, me and my wife had a conversation for watching our youngest brand new nephew and her sister brought over breast milk packages. And my wife knows, I don't like outsource breast milk, but while she's pregnant,
Starting point is 00:04:53 it's not like a fight for who gets the titty milk, but if they're not watching. Can Pete with your children? It's not a competition. You're a part of the problem, Richard. But it tastes good. I, Richard, this is alarming. I feel like we could have gone all our lives
Starting point is 00:05:13 without knowing that. But I feel like on this show, like you guys needed to know your sound engineer. And I'm about to just deep dive into these fucked up men drink titty milk and Richards and what titty baby again part of the problem. My wife was like you bet not drink none of my sister's breast milk in there. Did you do it? I haven't. You cannot. I haven't. I think like it's I'm not saying I'm think it's normal for your own wife's breast milk, but her sister's
Starting point is 00:05:47 alright. Well, so there's that disturbing. I just... It started out on accident. You know you got to test the baby's milk because you don't want to make it too hot before you give it to the baby? Yeah, typically you just kind of dab it on your arm. I just like, I was like, well let me just...
Starting point is 00:06:03 Whoa. Oh. Oh my God. you have it on your arm. I just, I was like, well, let me just, whoa. Oh. Oh my God. Again, Richard, part of the problem. Oh my God, a part of the problem. I can't even really process that right now. Right. I want to get to the people I don't know that do this.
Starting point is 00:06:16 I'm much more comfortable talking about them than the person who is on the other side of the glycocaine there. Right, right. That's a real life titty baby. Ha, ha, ha. There's the bodybuilders that are doing this for their own, like you said, why are they not if I can take in steroids like a normal bodybuilder?
Starting point is 00:06:34 Get a normal bodybuilder. And number two, then you have these fetishes lactating orgies and shit, like doing it online, like you rent somebody to come over with the breast milk. What does this have to do? Because there has been such an increasing demand. Obviously poor women are selling their milk and they're getting further marginalized like these women in Cambodia. There's literally like these milk farms that they're hooked up to to satisfy there's literally like these milk farms that they're hooked up to to satisfy the Richards of the world so they can drink this goddamn milk. Then there is a
Starting point is 00:07:11 human exploitation side of this too. That's always for these freaks. But anyway, I just, I want to pull the producers. We've got Richard already know what your fucking problem is. Neil, but let me ask Pumps first. Pumps, do you have any fetishes? I was thinking about that. I think my tea, having to have my tea all the time, is that a fetish or just a can of other... She's a can of other factor.
Starting point is 00:07:34 That's about as much as it would get. Your iced tea. My iced tea is your fetish. Because I have to have it all the time. It's weird. You always make fun of me for carrying that gold thing around. I think there's a reason that you're not getting laid. It's like, hey, baby, what's your fetish?
Starting point is 00:07:50 I love that iced tea. What are yours? I think, I don't know if it's a fetish, but I have a just abnormal attraction to these tennis players. Right, who are gorgeous? So that's not like super alpha male. And yeah, it's not like you want to. But I don't have like a while. I'm in the sack. I have this like it turns me on if you suck my toes or something.
Starting point is 00:08:15 Right. I don't know. I don't think like that. We're pretty normal. Yeah. Okay. Nilly except for Richard. Nilly, do you have a fetish? I do like DJs, female DJs female like if there's a DJ You like a DJ spinning it. Yeah, Jan everybody has a crush on a DJ at some point in their lives. Oh, yeah Let's ask Jan. Jan. Do you have any fetishes? Yes, oh question. Can you tell us will you tell us feet? She's obsessed with my her feet. I would think that would be a hard fetish to have because people's feet get sweaty and they stink.
Starting point is 00:08:48 And it's like, my nails are the new ones. I guess mine don't. Yeah, hers actually is more really great. I guess I just need to get better. And that's where I turn a turntable and some headphones and make up a thing. Right. That's what you're missing.
Starting point is 00:09:02 Maybe you can get down on the feet. So I have a funny fetish story. So this gay friend of mine, he used to live in Oklahoma City and now he lives in Detroit. And he was on like Grindr and all this shit, right? So he tells me there's this guy matches with. They do a dick pick exchange. And so I say to my friend, I'm like, so what, what happened?
Starting point is 00:09:21 He goes, so I go over to this guy's house, answers the door, totally exactly what's delivered. The goes, so I go over to this guy's house, answers the door, totally exactly what's delivered. The body, everything, there was no bait and switch. Right. The guy escorts him to this dresser in the bedroom. He opens up the dresser and it's like serial killer style organization folded socks, real psychotic, like totally perfect, like at a retailer. And so he says, pick out your pair of socks and put them on your feet.
Starting point is 00:09:50 The guy instructs him to turn over so that his feet, the arch of the feet are kind of like together. The guy like got so turned on about these socks. And that was his deal. I mean, if that's not like totally like, mommy issues or daddy issues, dirty socks, that was his deal. I mean, if that's not like totally like, that's mommy issues or daddy issues, dirty socks, I mean, just total Freudian bait,
Starting point is 00:10:11 like, analyze forever. But that was the jam. I'm just, I'll say like this. I think he sounds like a lot of good qualities to him. He's neat, he's organized. Here's what's remarkable about the 10 minutes we've been in this episode so far. Okay. We never are the normal people you and me.
Starting point is 00:10:38 Ever. Ever. Ever. Now, and we are, we're not into DJ sex, we're not into titty milk, to socks and feet and toes and all that shit. I mean, but there's no funky, freaky, weird fetish like these producers that are doing this podcast of ours.
Starting point is 00:10:58 Right, right. Yeah, well, I like that you pointed that out because never ever would we be average normal people. Well, I have a treat for you, my dear. Okay, good. We have a guest. Yay. He is a former MMA fighter, okay?
Starting point is 00:11:13 Bear Nuckel fighter. I think like that means you don't have a glove on, right? Turned drag queen. I love that already. From fighter to drag queen, and apparently has major fetishes. His name is Diego got healed. Very well done. Thank you. Thank you very well done. Check out his name. What is it? Mr. Butthole. Oh my god Diego. Mr. Butthole. Why Diego?
Starting point is 00:11:42 It's French. It's actually pronounced Mr. Bouthol. Bouthol, I like it. Diego, I'm Jennifer, this is Pomp, she's fucking crazy shit, you'll love her. Jen and Nilly tell us that you used to be a bare-neckle fighter, a former MMA fighter, and then you turned into a drag queen, which I love, love, love love that transition. How did that come about? I was taking some emotional intelligence courses. I was trying to transition from being
Starting point is 00:12:14 a full-time fighter to being a full-time artist. Right. And it was just something that they were doing the course. They're like, what could you do that's outside of your comfort zone that you've never done before? And I was like, I don't know why. Just like that's the thing that popped into my head. I was like, I don't know what if I did a traction on everybody's like, oh shit, that's crazy. Everybody at that class had met me
Starting point is 00:12:39 like straight from a match where like I had broken my hand. I had like a metal rods coming out of my hand, I had stitches all over my face. So these people, they met me, they're like their first impressions like, oh shit, this guy's like some really tough, fucking gnarly, macho dude. Right.
Starting point is 00:12:57 And so during the class, mostly, not mostly, but a lot of emotional tone, just courses like I think a heavy subject has to do with vulnerability, which is very hard for, especially toxic males in should. I think that's a huge problem with them. And since I was like, oh, what if I do a drag show, everybody's like, oh shit, that's perfect.
Starting point is 00:13:17 That's like, you can't get the mission more than that to be like, can I do something that's vulnerable for me to do. Do you have the name and number of your emotional intelligence teacher or the course information so I can sign pumps up for that? I think it'd be really helpful for you. She told me a couple of days ago, I was the least emotional person on the planet. Oh, geez.
Starting point is 00:13:40 Borderline sociopath. So what's your drag name? Yeah, dying to know that. What's your drag name? Lola Pistola, which is a play on my fighting name, which is Diego Dose Pistola. Yeah, he was, how would be build when I was fighting. So I thought it was real cute. Did you know you could dance and stuff?
Starting point is 00:13:59 And you had to have pretty good moves to be a drag queen, but I guess you have to be pretty good moves for to be a fighter too. Yeah, footwork helps a lot. Like actually, like I know some really high level fighters that are actually really good dancers and it's like it does have a lot to do with rhythm and footwork. It doesn't mean it necessarily carries over, but I think ever since I was a small child, I really enjoyed dancing and probably enjoyed it more like
Starting point is 00:14:26 on the feminine side than other kids. I was raised by a single mom and there was a lot of gay folks around our home when I was growing up. So to me, it was like very acceptable to express my feminine side. I didn't have a dad in the house that was like, because I'm Latin, you know, I come from Mexico, so it's a Latin culture and it's like, I didn't have that in the home where somebody was saying, like, oh, if you do that, you're gonna turn gay, which is very common in a Mexican or Latin American house. How'd you get into fighting?
Starting point is 00:15:00 I think I always liked action movies as a child, and I loved Bruce Lee, and I just loved that whole thing. And then I went to see a documentary at my brother's house and it just opened up my eyes and I was like, at that time I was a little bit lost. I was just barely getting out of a life of crime and I needed something with a lot of passion in my life. And I saw that documentary. And even though it didn't, it picked like a good lifestyle for MMA, I was like, oh, that's what I wanna do. And then I was like, saw it on a Friday,
Starting point is 00:15:32 signed up to Jim on a Monday, the next Monday. And I was like dropping out of college, probably to be trained full time within, you know, less than a year. I like this kind of impulsivity that you have. Like I'm going to be a fighter and you just start. And you're at emotional intelligence class. And it's like, I'm going to be a drag queen.
Starting point is 00:15:51 And you just do it. I mean, see, Pumps, there's hope for you. There is hope for me. Yeah, you can. I don't think I'd be a very good drag queen though, because I'm not coordinated and never get the fat work. And also you're already a woman. Oh, that does suck.
Starting point is 00:16:03 Yeah, yeah, that's a problem. You do have drag king. So I don't know. that does suck. Yeah, that's a problem. You do have dry kings, though. I don't know. Dry kings? Yes. I know, dry kings. Yes.
Starting point is 00:16:11 What we're talking about before you joined us are fetishes. Okay. And pumps, neither one of us has any fetishes. The producers, I'm not going to even get into the kinky shit that these people do. It's unfuck and believable, and I'm not gonna bore our audience with the filth again. But I wanna talk about, I heard that you may have some fetishes. What are they, first and foremost? Well, first of all, I'm super open-minded.
Starting point is 00:16:37 So, and I like to try new things all the time. I think that keeps things fresh. So I go through cycles and then, you know, right now, it's like I'm really into my girlfriend's feet. You know, like I love smelling her feet and kissing her feet. And so you have a rule about like you have to shower immediately proceeding in any kind of foot, footsy games?
Starting point is 00:17:04 No, I disagree. I think, like, sex should be dirty, and you should shower after sex, not before sex, especially the way I do it, for sure. So, like, what if your girlfriend's had her shoes on all day, like without socks? I think that's what's like, hot is, like, if you're attracted to somebody,
Starting point is 00:17:23 you're probably attracted to their fair mones, you know? And I think, like, that's what's hot. It's like, when you get smell your partners, like, hot is like, if you're attracted to somebody, you're probably attracted to their fair mones, you know? And I think like, that's what's hot. It's like, when you could smell your partners, like, I don't want to smell like a bunch of deodorant and perfumed. Pumps here, she got divorced, how long ago? So she went through like a decade-long dry spell, possibly more.
Starting point is 00:17:42 And then recently, went on a date, had sex again, and then now we're back to totally being asexual again. And, Pumps, do you want to have sex with anybody? If I liked them, you do. Yeah, I would. You would. Yeah. I like smelling my partner.
Starting point is 00:18:02 I do. I like, you know, smelling their armpits and stuff. Like I said lately, I've been into the food thing. But, man, it's like, when I think about it, it's like what fetish haven't I had? You know, like I've tried everything with my partner, you know, and explored all kinds of things. And, you know, lately we've been discussing, maybe bringing in a person just to watch us have sex, you know, like not participate, you know, that's something that we have. Yeah, yeah, like, are you both really fit?
Starting point is 00:18:32 Obviously, you're pretty fit. Is she pretty fit? Yeah, I mean, I love my girlfriend's body, you know, she's not as athletic as I am for sure. Like, you know, like working out is like, almost not even a part of my routine, but a part of my job. Let me ask you this. I want to get back to the warrior. Would do you interview the warrior? Do you take applications? Do you, how do you find the warrior for you all to
Starting point is 00:18:54 be the exhibitionist with? Well, it's something that we've just barely been discussing. And so it's not something that we like, just jump, you know know 100% like you always have to be mindful of your partners you know their pace because it's different I want to know how do you find the warrior like if she can sense and she's like yeah I want the warrior is there a specific type of warrior or is it any warrior well for like I said for sure we're just like barely starting to discuss this we're just at the beginning of the discussion so I would imagine that yeah you're just like barely starting to discuss this. We're just at the beginning of the discussion, so I would imagine that yeah,
Starting point is 00:19:25 you're gonna like discuss what they're comfortable with, what kind of person you wanna bring in. I wouldn't like pull a stranger off the street, you know, like that seems like a little bit risky because you're still, I mean, I feel very confident to take care of myself but my partner's still involved in the equation. So at the same time, it's like to me,
Starting point is 00:19:49 that's not something that sounds super attractive to have a person that we see on a regular basis. So I wouldn't like ask somebody, it would have to be a situation where you meet somebody. Maybe the vibe is right, and you probably not going to be seeing this person on a regular basis and say, hey, you know, would you be interested in, you know, watching us have sex? And then you have to discuss limitations because you have to be like, well, look, this is just a show. You're not allowed to touch.
Starting point is 00:20:15 To jump in. Yeah. What about, have you ever had a three son? Yeah, I have had a three son. Okay. So is it girl, girl, boy? You're the boy or is it two boys and a girl? I've had both. I've had both. Would you be a voyeur? Like an in-person voyeur? Like in the rear?
Starting point is 00:20:36 In-person voyeur. No. Would you be a webcam voyeur? And I think you could be sexually frustrated. Did your mother clean out your closet recently and throw away your vibrator? It's been a lot of things are expensive man. I know it's expensive. She bought a goop vibrator and their mom comes over and does this manic organizing ever closet and the vibrator
Starting point is 00:21:02 Gets by my boss. Yeah, I don't, yeah. I'm so thrilled for everyone to hear that. Thank you so much. So what about like, okay, I've always wondered, like people like butt balls? What's the advantage of a butt ball? I wouldn't say like an advantage. It's just do something either like it or it or you don't, you know?
Starting point is 00:21:26 Do you like it? Like a bummer? It's like I do like to do butt stuff on my partner. So I think it's always very fair that like if they want to do something on me, I let them do it, you know? Do you think this sweetest? Where was he when we were procreating? It's like I want to do something with your butt. Right. But you can also mess with my butt.
Starting point is 00:21:48 Okay, that brings me to another question. Turn about butt play. Listen, it's my last question. Okay. Do people, is it like routine for people to lick each other's assholes? Because people are like a later ass. I mean, apparently with the young kids it is now. Like, I, like, you know, I'm still 43, you know, my partner's 33 so she's younger, but
Starting point is 00:22:14 all I hear is like, um, kids are always joking about eating ass and shit and like, I'm like, man, this next generation is like, that's the kiss on the lips of, I mean, everybody's just staying for years. And more Lucy Goosey with their morals. Again, even with a good fresh shower, I think I'd be out. But Diego prefers no shower. So would you lick an ass with no shower, Diego?
Starting point is 00:22:40 I wouldn't, I have. And this is the kind of question that I think I have a little strong immune system. I can't I have. Oh, I think I have a little strong immune system. I can't catch COVID or really, I've, man, I've been trying like I, I, I, I, okay. Five days off. Just, has somebody ever licked your ass and if so, does it feel good? Is there some turn on to it?
Starting point is 00:22:58 Yeah, for sure, it feels good. I think there's the, really? Yeah, yes. And everybody has different, um, a rogina sounds, you know? But for sure, there's like nerve endings there that make things feel good, or people wouldn't be into as play all the time. You know, I've also like done tattoos for a living at different stages in my life. People say like different areas hurt on them, you know?
Starting point is 00:23:22 And it's because some people say, oh, that's funny. You know, my ribs didn't hurt, but my knees hurt a lot. What's the same thing with a rodging as soon as you just have more nerves somewhere than other people, and if somebody has more nerves than their butt hole than other people, then they're probably going to like butt play more than a regular person. You know what I like is now Angie, you have a new word in your arsenal, butt play. Butt play. Yes. Yeah. A little butt arsenal. But play. But play. Yeah. Yes.
Starting point is 00:23:45 Yeah. Little butt play. I like butt stuff too. You like to do butt stuff. You know, when you're talking to somebody, like, you know, like, but you're getting to know somebody on the dating apps or something, you might want to be like, Hey, I'm just curious. Are you into the butt stuff?
Starting point is 00:23:58 You do the butt stuff into the butt stuff. If you had to pick your boy, you're right now. Would it be a male or a female? For me, the biggest turn turnout would be a female. Okay. Let me ask you this. Does the female, does she get to comment? That's a great question.
Starting point is 00:24:14 You know what? I haven't even occurred to me. But if they were, it's a question that need to be asked before you, before you start interviewing warriors and we're here, we're here to help just for the sheer fascination of it. Yeah. Yeah. I like it. You bring it up. I like it. We're just getting old girls from Oklahoma. This is a whole new point for us. Yeah. Yeah. No, that's very interesting. I never actually thought about that, but that's something I could discuss with my partner. What if like, what if y'all
Starting point is 00:24:40 come up to all agreements? And then the voyeur goes off script. It could be like a curburentusiasm episode. I think at some point I want to follow up with you after you do it. Sure. Absolutely. I think that's hilarious. That's another thing I never considered. Like, what if they go super off script? This whole, you've got to be careful about this, this lawyer.
Starting point is 00:25:01 I mean, they could really come in and try to throw a grenade in the whole thing. So Diego, if you were to get pumped some advice who I think she needs to get back out there in the dating world. Well, you know what? You know what? If you were to give her some advice, like, what advice would you give this fabulous woman here to like just get back out there, get into it. But first of all, is like, first of all, I would say, who out there if you want to do it for yourself, you don't have to, if you're happy, like, you know, that's a thing
Starting point is 00:25:34 also that it's like when people are looking to be happy in a relationship, if they're not happy by themselves, they're not going to be happy in a relationship. You have to be happy with yourself first, True. You know, before you start dating people. So sometimes if you're in a place in life where you're happy, buy yourself and everything's going along and then sometimes you meet the right person when you weren't even looking for them, I find that works most of the time rather than you know, people that are out constantly looking for the right person in the wrong place. What about a dating app? What about a dating app? What about a dating app for pumps?
Starting point is 00:26:09 I've never used one. You know, I've always been like real real world. Yeah, you know, have you guys ever heard the joke that Everything's a dating app if you're creepy enough Yeah, so it's like, I mean, I do remember one time I started dating somebody that I had met from Instagram and I don't want to say I went on to regret it because it was a huge learning experience in my life. But I definitely, in the future, going preferred to not meet somebody that's long distance and then try to make it work, because I think that's a whole different bucket of worms. So I think we've got to understand about pumps is if the person lives in a different state,
Starting point is 00:26:58 that is an asset. That's an asset. Not a deficit, because then she would only have to see them once a month, once every two months because that's about how much you could tolerate. Right? Yeah. Right. That'd be about right. I'm a long distance stator. Yeah. I mean, that's the thing about the apps too though. If you like put in what you're looking for and you can find somebody you find an app that has the right algorithm or the right search function that's going to help you find something, somebody that's looking for the same things you're looking for, and then yeah, that's probably a benefit, you know.
Starting point is 00:27:30 And that's where I think the dating maps might come in handy if people have real specific things and what they're looking for, you know. Right. Like, there's, I forgot what they're called, but I think they might be called feeders, but there's people that like have a fetish for feeding overweight people and just like they constantly like to feed them and help them get fatter. What? What?
Starting point is 00:27:51 Start over. I know that fetish exists. Okay. So they're feeders, they feed people to make them fatter. What I'm saying is if you have an app, it's probably easier to find an app with the right search function that's going to help you find that, then if you just walk around to overweight people and be like, Hey, can I see you? And you see what I'm saying? Like, if you're going for something very specific, you might be better off on the app.
Starting point is 00:28:14 Yeah. Yeah. I don't think I'm saying maybe you could put like, I'm into that play. Yeah. It'll I'm into that play in a long distance relationship. Call me pups I could put bet play and strap on come with strap on oh You would strap it on you would be you would bet play on him. Yes, you reverse it
Starting point is 00:28:39 You flip first clip. I wear the strap on flip that shit flip that shit Larry, okay Maybe maybe you want to be a dog like have you ever explored that? No, I have I find that so interesting, but no I haven't yeah It doesn't mean you have to do it as a job or anything But it's like it just by what you said and maybe is like you know Maybe you want to like try to hook up with a submissive man that where you're the one in charge in the bedroom You know, I like it. Okay, so here's her profile. I think you can help us with this. Pumps. Dominant. I'm in the reverse butt play. Flip that script back play and you can have a little whip.
Starting point is 00:29:19 Oh yeah, I could do that. I like it. I could do that. I like it. Yeah, go, that's amazing. I can tell us, I heard from Jen that you are an amazing artist. Will you tell us about your art? Yes, she is correct, I'm an artist. Yeah, I enjoy painting and it's very funny because just recently, I made a sculpture that some people might call assemblage art because you're assembling things together.
Starting point is 00:29:45 It's not actually like sculpting clay, but a lot of people still call it sculpture. And I really enjoyed that very much. And I was speaking to our dealer in New York who would be interested in promoting that. And so in the near future, I think at least for a while, I'm going to be switching from painting to this form of sculpting or assemblage art as some people call it. So some of the pieces are pretty big and it's not really what you like, just pick up, you know, like going through Etsy, it's like, you know, really, not a coffee table item. Yeah, it's like gallery pieces for like serious collectors and stuff like that
Starting point is 00:30:26 So my Instagram is just Diego Garijo the way my name is spelled not Mr. Butthole That's just my like a said Mr. Mr. Prithole That's a family name that we use for the zoom ZZones ZZones the way to reach me or look at my art is Through my Instagram Diego Garijo one word. I'm look you're a beautiful woman Thank you. Oh really are and then the fighting one the contrast. I like that But it's in Spanish. Where's it French? He's Mexican. He already told it. Okay. Okay, okay
Starting point is 00:30:59 That's just my zoom name my He is ethnically Mexican, got it. I was born in Mexico. I'm like, yeah, mostly, well, actually my 23 me says otherwise, but I identify as Mexican. And the Spanish is my first language. And I was born in Mexico, so I see myself as Mexican but. Excellent. Well, Diego, thank you so much. I mean, this is very eye-opening.
Starting point is 00:31:31 Yeah, and interesting and I appreciate how open you are and I especially appreciate how everything is deferred to your girlfriend that like your game for anything but it goes at her pace and whatever she's comfortable. Form in like Diego need to be out there. I agree. Yes. I think so. And I really enjoy sex a lot.
Starting point is 00:31:52 And I'm really grateful to be with a partner that does as well because we rarely a day goes by that we don't have sex. So I think for guys listening out there that if you're having problems with your partner or not guys anybody You know, this having a hard time with their partner. It's like maybe just try listening more what they want You know, and then if you can kind of like make sure you're fulfilling their needs I think they'll be more likely to social your needs. I like it great tip. Thank you so much Thank you, Diego. Bye. Thank you so much. Take care. Take care. Bye.
Starting point is 00:32:26 Thank you for having me on. Once again, it's just Diego Garrihan Instagram and I always have a link in my bio where you can click and see any paintings for sale. Perfect. I just tore my biceps so I would love to sell some. I love it. Bye. Bye, Diego.
Starting point is 00:32:39 Cheers. Cheers. Okay. So, I mean, I think that's really interesting. It's unbelievable. He's just like everything you would want in a partner. Yes, and I just love how open he is that you can just ask. Yes.
Starting point is 00:32:55 A lot of the questions that I know you were asking about, he's sniffin' toes, sniffin' ass as he's doing all of it. And you could just ask him a question, he doesn't act offended and he just answered these questions that we needed answers to. The only thing that I don't think I could do would be sex every day. Every single day. Wow. I mean, the soccer moms in America just about went. Ah, every day. A lot of sex. Every day. Maybe we could include this in your future dating at Profile. That will do it. Right, an Acedor. I want an Acedor but Play.
Starting point is 00:33:33 But Play but it's the reverse but Play. The reverse but Play. You're saying, you're not getting in my ass. I'm getting in your ass, Motherfucker. And then you could brow beat them. Right. What is this podcast evolved into? No, it's bad. We got it in horrible. This is the lowest hanging fruit. Not had it.
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