I've Had It - Back to Burning Man

Episode Date: December 20, 2022

Jennifer and Pumps drag out the dead horse to beat the Burning Man out of it. Some familiar faces return to give a recap of Black Rock City 2022. Meanwhile, Pumps gets swindled by Instagram ads.   Subscribe to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/IveHadItPodcast  Follow Us: I've Had It Podcast: @Ivehaditpodcast Jennifer Welch: @mizzwelch Angie "Pumps" Sullivan: @pumpspumpspump

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now in season. for a limited time. Ba da ba ba ba. I have had it with the continued idiocy, people that see the sign on the front door of my office and continue to walk in to suite two, looking for other suites. I'm really anxious to greet one of the people at the door and say, step outside here, I wanna ask you a question. Did you read the sign and tell me what was the thought process and deciding to read it and despite reading it to March right on in,

I need to know, help me understand what I can put on this door to have prevented you to walk in. How about we don't give directions, we don't give advice. Okay. Come in at your appointment. And if you don't have one of those two, we will call the police. What if you put, come through the store and I will blow your head off. I mean, it is Oklahoma.

It could happen. Yeah. I mean, Havi could be packing heat behind that desk and just take, pick people off. Oh, I mean, that's, I don't want to go that hard. That hard. I appreciate. I like the intensity. Right. Because sometimes I fill home the side, but I don't know when you that hard. I appreciate. I like the intensity. Because sometimes I fill home the side.

But I don't know when you say that out loud. I think I realize how insane I am. But nonetheless, I'm going to work on it. What have you had it with this week? Okay, what I've had it with. You know, I'm a new Instagram person. What I've had it with is all these advertisements that are on your feed. So like, I bought into it right off the bat.

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Emily was like, you're a rookie. I can't believe you did that. So I'm get excited about these bras because what I hate about leisure bras is the pads come out. And when you wash them, you have to put the pads back and it's just a hassle.

So this bra, I mean, it just look like this will be heaven on earth. This is what you've been waiting for your whole life. So I order it and I'm spoiled because we live in a town where Amazon lives. So we get stuff same day sometimes. This fecker, it was like four weeks on this bra before it came. Before it came.

Like Instagram, it's a big bracket. 55 countries the way for this bra before it came before it came like Instagram. It's a big bracket. 55 countries away for this bra. Okay, so I'm excited about the bra even though it took me a year to get it. Okay, I'm still fired up about it. Well, so I wash it. That feckered not only did the pads come out, one pad went into the other side of the bra. So now both pads are in

one side of the bra and I couldn't get it out and I had to throw it away. After one wash, how was it the fit prior to the wash? You know, it wasn't bad. It wasn't bad. I probably should have gotten an extra large instead of just a large but I didn't put that on the Instagram advertisement. I just put that on your boobs are bigger than you wanna admit to yourself. Right. So that wasn't so bad, but I just, Emily made fun of me.

Now you're making fun of me. Like, you cannot buy shit off Instagram. You cannot, I fell for it a few times. I bought some pajamas that look so cute on the model. I was like, these are gonna be great. They come in there awful. Sand paper. Faking.

Not soft at all. Sand paper, the fabric was wretched, complete total scam racket. Yeah, it was total scam. And I think I pay like $12 for a leisure bra, like a Walmart or Target or Amazon or something. Right. And it was this was like $35, which I was happy to pay.

Right. If I thought I didn't have to put the pads back in after the washing machine. Right. But one pad migrated. Right. It was horrible. It was worse than any of that.

It was a migrating. Migrating. So you had like double protection on one second dragon and the other one was just free-balling bare nipple and bare nipple, like your ass on a toilet. Welcome to I've had it podcast. I'm Jennifer. I'm Angie. Jen and Nelia with us Richard is here and it is time. Listener.

It is time to drag out a Dead horse and beat the shit out of it. And listen, I want you to understand that for 20 years, pumps and I never tire of talking about certain things. And we call it a dead horse session. And right now, we are about to have our very first dead horse session on I've had it podcast. Yes. And the dead horse that we're dragging out today. That horse's name is burning man. Now, since we recorded our burning man episode,

Nilean Jen went to Burning Man as you and I know. What the audience doesn't know is this fantastic, and I know. But the audience doesn't know is this fantastic. I mean, amazing podcast would have started about maybe six to eight weeks earlier. Right. Then it did. But these two producers, when you get back, apparently, it's like 120 day cleaning process to get the dust not only out of every orifice of your body, your bags, your clothes, all the shit they schlepped to burning like they're you awful as shit. I remember when we called them, we gave them like four or five days after burning me because we're like, they're outside. There's no plumbing. They're probably tired, you know, right? So we get them on FaceTime and we both hang up and we were like,

they look like they have been dragged behind a car. They looked awful. A year. I mean, honest to God, we thought you were dying. We immediately talked. I mean, we're just like terrible. They look horrible. We had to follow up phone calls. Yeah. Obviously, can you believe how bad they look? But I'm telling you, you could have gone down the road behind an 18-wheeler for three days and looked better. You could have been the poster child for PTSD. Yes, it was bad. It was bad. It could have been Google, Siri, show me what PTSD looks like and you too on the FaceTime screen could have popped up.

And then I think we talked to him a few days after that and it was like, God, they're still got that burning man. And they still had that shit packed up and they're like going box to box cleaning shit. I would have to assume that you found sand in places that were never meant to have sand in them. We still have sand. We've been in a lot of places.

See? Ladies, how was burning man? How was it on a scale of zero to 10? How was your burning man experience? I'm gonna give it a nine. Okay, because the weather was terrible. I mean it was really hot and we had dust storms. It wasn't like enough gannest dinners. It was basically. But I will say the rest of it was amazing. It's some of the the most creative people I've ever seen. The nights are the best. You just ride your bikes around and like look at all the different art

installations and the art cars and like you would be so hot and then you would see this big like car art car come by and they would be making like fresh juice to pass out to people for free or like one time it was a margarita. I don't know if y'all have ever been to Mexico, but you can be on the beach and then the waiters can buy and they just pass out stuff, right? So there's no dust storm. So like we stayed up one night to watch this DJ that we both love and it was the sunrise set and we were getting hungry and this guy passed by

and he had fresh pancakes and he was just passing you know around and we're like this is a godsend. Play it provides. Okay so you won't sit on a toilet seat. You have her but you'll eat a pancake from a total stranger with a desk bowl. Yes. I need to know did you shit or piss in the bucket? Neither of us pooped in the bucket. Neither of us pooped in the bucket. We did pee in it in the middle of the night. One morning I wake up to a horrible, horrible smell. I was dehydrated. I had to jump out of the tent because it was disgusting. If this isn't alarming enough, I think we have to bring our good friend Bob the builder back. We have another friend of theirs that was in their camp and his name is Amid. And so I actually got to FaceTime with Amid while they were on their way back from Burning Man. And I heard probably one of the more alarming stories that I've

ever heard in my entire life worse than the pee. I've kept it under lock and key because I want to sit back and watch your reaction live as he tells you what he told me. So without further ado, let's get, I'm kind of scared. Let's get their playmates, the Burning Man playmates and let's go T-bob it up. Pumps. Pumps are excited to see Pumps.

I mean, I can't wait. He's precious. He is precious. Isn't he? But I don't say you're trying to Bob? I mean I can't wait. He's precious. Isn't he? But I don't say you're trying to hit on him. It doesn't matter who cares. Hi Bob the builder. Bob. Hey. How are you? Oh my gosh. Oh, mead. I'm I'm. Hi. Hi. It's so good to see you guys. Okay. so I have to say Bob it after we did that episode with you, we just full blown change your name to Bob, Bob the builder. So if we start calling you Bob, it's just you are Bob in our world. That's fine.

And I apologize, but that's just who you are. We've got to get right to the nut cut in here. Okay. I know that since we did our Burning man episode, you guys have gone. I've heard some rather alarming stories, but, um, you may remember that I've faced time with you when you were in the Jeep with Jen and Nilly on your way back. And you told me a story that was incredibly eyebrow raising to say the least. And I'm going to sit here with my eyes, fixated on pumps, and I want you to tell her about the tattoo parlour at the Burning Man.

All right. So, this was me getting a temporary tattoo at Burning Man. It's at a gay camp called Celestial Bodies, which is our favorite place to hang out at Burning Man. They have the best cocktails. But on Tuesdays, they give temporary tattoos. So there's a very sexy man with a big beard that's seated, and you stand in front of him and you tell him where you want your tattoo.

And I picked my butt. It's really fun. But he first starts with prepping the area by exfoliating it with his beard. So he rubs his beard all over your butt. And then he puts the temporary tattoo on, but while he's applying the pressure so that you don't tip over, he cubs you, you're done. And he holds on to you while the temporary tattoo is going on. And then afterwards to seal the tattoo, he takes the puff of his vape pen and then blows it very gently all over your butt area just to kind of seal it all in. I think that that might be assault. What's the deal with

the with his he grabs your junk? So that you don't tip over because you still apply pressure to your, to the tattoo. Right. And you might tip over unless he was cupping your junk the whole time simultaneously. Did you bend over a chair? You could, it's not as fun. Bob, did you get any sort of tattoos or ass cracked beard expoliation when you were at the Burning Man? I did not this year, no, but I have been previous years. Have you given any exfoliation with the beard at Burning Man?

I know, but I do do a lot of beard rubs with other good bearded guys. We like to get together and just mess a little. What's a beard rub? That's right, just you guys said, it's like, you know, like an Eskimo kiss where you're like yeah is that what we're just gonna like rubbing your beard together every good bearded man loves another good bearded man it doesn't matter your sexual preference we just love it like oh me it's got a beautiful beard I always touch his beard every time I see him yeah he does have a good look at me do you do thank you I like the specs those are nice licking

specs kind of has a brush watch would really like him. That haircuts nice. Right. It has. You have some natural curl, right? Yeah. Lots of it. Yeah. Her husband. Questions. Okay. Oh, ask. Go fire away. Wait. Your husband would like a curly head of guide. Yes. He appreciates. He's incredibly vain. He wouldn't like you sexually. He would appreciate your aesthetic and your sense of style. And he'd think you were attractive. He would say, I don't meet a good looking guy. I like to specks. I like to say hair. I like to beard. I mean, he is comfortable enough in his sexuality to tell you that he that he likes your look. You should bring him to burning man. I would rather paint the interior walls of my

entire office building with a Q tip. Base coat, first coat, top coat, then a sealer, then go to Burning Man. But listen, I'm all swing for the fences. If y'all like it, I want to know every nutty detail. I want to get to the deep, dark bottom and jack this shit into my veins. What other crazy shit did you do? Okay, I had a question that I didn't ask last time, Bob. But so in the orgy tent, do you consent? Like, do you fill out like before you go in or you like, hey, I'm all the way, I'm going all the way,

I'm doing three ways, but play all of it. Or is it like consent is just a little bit. Like, like the other orgy members. Like it's like a little bit of time. It's not like what middle school or did with those colored bands on the wrist, you know, okay. It's in the moment someone asked you say yes or no. There's an orgy dome and then there is a... Oh, shut the fuck up. An orgy dome. Dome, it's called the orgy dome.

That wildly popular. Well, of course. I could imagine. Yeah. I actually went into the orgy dome. I had a curiosity. Every detail. Gowon.

So, are you just looking at the pictures in playboy too. So playboy. Play girl. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. So I was with two female friends and you have to be either a couple or a morsel to get into the original stop. What's the more stop? Is a morsel like a thrupal? A more some is more than a couple. So yeah, a thrupal or maybe you're in a polyamorous relationship with four people, but you have to be more than a single person. Right. Specifically, I think that they're trying to make sure that single guys don't wander in there and just like to lurk. I think the only rule in there is Consent so you can't like to you know, obviously

And then the other thing and the thing that we got kicked out of there for was they don't really like Lerkers and don't really like observe we were just a little stunned and just sitting on the couch and I was with two friends Who's the oversight in this who who kicked you out? Who's the who's the dumb sheriff? The orgy dome is an actual burning man camp and here's the kicker my accountants Belongs to that camp that's that That's so good. Did you know he was part of that camp or did you see him? I didn't know then okay So Bob tell us about what you built. Oh, this year we, uh, so I helped build like the kitchen.

We built like a sink that had somewhat of a sense, uh, at a shower that also had somewhat of a success growing veins. And then the rest of it was like building camp structures and stuff with the rest of the team. And we all piss in for that stuff. Bob, did you enjoy the dust storm? I loved it. I was like one of my favorite moments was like 24 hours of pure wind and dust

because it was great. The entire camp came together to secure stuff, hold things, and then my rice son was running around with like a gigantic handle of fireball making everybody take shots. So you're just getting drunk laughing with all your friends is the best time possible. We did see a picture of you Bob. In the hands. Well, you were when I said, yeah, face down eating dirt.

You look destroyed. Right. I mean, you looked absolutely annihilated. For my birthday this year, which is like a month after the burn, my wife had that framed and is now hanging in our kitchen. I love it. I love it. I love it.

Are you exhausted when you got back? It's still taking another two months for me to start feeling really normal at work again. I just got a little load of cold and quit. That's what I wanted to happen to right there because, genuinely, we FaceTime them and it is like fucking zombie apocalypse. They were the poster child of PTSD. It was so alarming that after the FaceTime pumps immediately called me and she said,

God, can you believe how terrible they live? We're just finding out about that. I'm the first thing to think like it. No, I mean, it's like they ate, it's like you've seen those age progressions, like the method. Exactly. It's exactly what it was, like, 10 years of math in one week.

Let me ask you this. Are you going next year, Bob? You go first. No. I think we can. Plotless, because my wife is now pregnant. Oh, we're doing good, my friends. Congratulations.

Thank you. Come on, Bobbitt. Bring, bring, bring. No, I just, I think it's going to be my greatest success is being it done. I already know it. I'm ready to buy those.

It shows classic white new balances and crappy t-shirts. I'm so ready. You're going to crash. I've got jokes on that. We have, I've had it podcast, I'm gonna show you guys a lot of shows, classic white new balances and crappy t-shirts. I'm so ready. You're gonna cry. I've got jokes long down. We have, I've had it podcast, One Z, that we're gonna send your baby.

Yes, it says yes. Oh, not invited to the pool party. Yeah. For me, like, I don't end up looking like a zombie four days out there. I'm actually the freshest and the happiest. You're gonna get me all year long and you get like a month and a half of it where I'm just like a zombie four days out there. I'm actually the freshest and the happiest that you're gonna get me all year long. And you get like a month and a half of it

where I'm just like glowing and excited about life again. And then when we're fully stuck to do that again, you just see, well, that's when I turn into a depressed zombie. For me, it's like, that's where I open up and I have a fight to allow myself to be who I fully am. And like I have zero fears about who I am and controlling myself because I have to fears about who I am and controlling myself

because I have to act in a certain way in society. I can just be myself and everyone I'm there with, Jen, Nilly, Ome, all of our camp, they make sure that I am that person when I leave. They're there, they're my community. This year was huge for me. I actually didn't even see a lot of the city or a lot of the art because I was always at camp with all of my friends. That's all I cared about was being back with my community and it made me feel whole again

and it made me feel excited to just get back into life and to do things. I hadn't had it in three years and I needed it. I needed every year. I don't even remember that. That's really sweet. I mean, that's kind of touching, Bob. It really is. Oh, me?

What do you love? Well, he likes kind of touching Bob. It really is. Oh, me? What do you love? Well, he likes the orgy too much. So as I've been eight years now, I always say it restores my faith and humanity. I see people at their best. I think that you guys, specifically, I think Jennifer would really enjoy Burning Man. My point being that when you interact with someone,

you're probably not going to be your most unguarded sort of self. Every year it takes me 48 hours for my shoulders to come down a burning mat. So I thought that it was only going to be the first year when it happened, but it happens every year. And I think it's because you have to have some sort of a shield on in the outside world because it's just not safe. People just have all kinds of extent, you know, intentions and you don't want to be a naive person just sort of whistling your way through, you know, dodgy parts of the world. But at Burning Man it really feels so kind and so safe. Right. And everyone's lovely.

I always say it's the best place to have an emergency because people will help you, but also, like, literally go completely out of their way to get you whatever you need. Not that you should rely on them, but, you know, if you needed them, they would be there. It's the best kind of person that goes there.

It is a lot of work, trephing, cleaning up afterwards. You come back completely depleted. I don't know. This here was really, really hard for a whole host of reasons. If I was betting right now, I would say probably go back. But I don't know. You know, you are going to go next year. You know too. next year. Congratulations. Congratulations. Congratulations, baby. Sonna had to check out the competition. I'm very impressed with your husband and all his industriousness. I mean it's shocking how

somebody can do that. At what age will you take the child to Burning Man? I think six or seven, six or seven would be a good age. I wouldn't take him any earlier. You see little babies out there sometimes. Yeah. And it's just terrible. They're little lungs. Yes.

It's a giant playground. So it is an amazing, amazing place for a kid. I don't even want to take a baby to target. So I damn sure wouldn't want to take a baby or a camp for eight days. Let's do a lightning round. Did you guys cuddle puddle this year? Yes or no, Sana, you go first. No, I did not cuddle puddle.

I'm not a big fan of cuddle puddles. I agree. I'm support it, Bob. Yes. Had it, I've had it with Bob. I mean, I heard your last episode about Bob. It was like, were you talking about pink heart, the biggest cuddle puddle on the player? I actually climbed into that room.

And it climbed. I stood with where what's going on with the game. So Bob, it looked at the room and was like nope and turned around I was like yes And I took my shoes off and went in and and you have to so that it's just like a mess of Pillows and teddy bears and people and you can't just walk in you have to crawl in and you can't you have to be And you can't just walk in, you have to crawl in. And you can't, you have to be mindful of your elbows and your knees because it's like people underneath you.

So it's interesting to just climb your way through and it smells like a thousand farts in there. That's what I was getting at. I was like, how bad does it smell? Oh my god. It doesn't smell great. There's real grit at Burning Man. And I would say the smell in the Pink Heart Cuddle Puddle Room

is one of them. Yeah. Not about B.O. It's not. No B.O. No B.O. I mean, I smell more B.O. at the local gay bar in Silverlake than I had in the

Hunter's. I'm not sure. True. Yeah. Is true. Did you get go to a puddle? No, I did not good for you nilly. Okay. Good. All right. Okay. Did you shit in a bucket? You guys went down a really dark rabbit hole on the whole shit in the bucket I can't imagine anyone sitting in their tent in a bucket. Yeah, no

Well, you know, we just found out a couple of weeks ago in a bucket. Yeah, no. Well, you know, we just found out a couple of weeks ago, pumps, when she's at a public toilet, most women hover, you know, you squat and hover and kind of get a good little, she barebacks it. Public toilets, she just goes right in and sits down on a bareback. So, you said I would never bareback a toilet seat ever. I would never bear back a toilet seat ever ever. Never. Never. Never. I would never bear back a public toilet seat, ever. But I had to get over the burning man Porta Potty's the first time I went because I had

a legitimate fear. But the same ploy of dust that sort of settles B.O. kind of calms down the situation in the Porta Potty. So it isn't as horrible as you would imagine. So I will bear back a public toilet, but I will not go in a Porta Patti. So it isn't as horrible as you would imagine. So I will bear back a pavilion toilet, but I will not go in a Porta Patti. I will stand next to it and shit on the ground before I... I will.

I cannot think. These are grooves. Yeah, they're disgusting. They're horrible. They horrible. I have peed behind like football games back in the day that have Porta Patti set up and people would be in line on just go right behind it.

Beat it. The Bob that's having a baby. No, I'm thrilled. They're going to be great parents. Think of all the shit he's going to think about his tree house. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, my gosh.

It will be like next level tree house. Yeah, Bob here is going to build a tree house for him. I love that. Well, congratulations again. That's amazing All right, anything else die see that went down. I don't know what the good shit anything else go down and burning man that we need to air out Jennifer, I feel like we need to I need to tell you Some some some things that might entice you to maybe one day consider going to Burning Man. Like imagine imagine your it's morning and you're writing your bike and your electric bike so you don't have to work really hard.

I like that exercise. Oh great. Plot to us. But imagine there's a sign that says breakfast mart. And you just stop and you go in and all the sudden it's the crap like the most like a craft cocktail, shaken, served in like a chilled glass. And all of the sudden you're having the perfect martini where five, like two minutes ago you didn't even know you were going to have the perfect type of cocktail Let me tell you the flow on that story. I don't drink alcohol because my husbands

are recovering drug addict and alcoholic that's been to rehab five times. And so after the fifth rehab stand, I thought, well, fuck it, I'll just quit drinking too. So I'm already out on the Burning Man Martini bar that crash and burn. What else you got? Okay, so you're writing your bike.

Writing my bike. Okay, let's go back to the bike. Get it, get it, get it. Get it. Great cardio. All of a sudden you smell hot chocolate chip cookies. Okay, I love how the chip cookies come in. I mean, I mean.

And you realize that there's a tray, like there's a person with a tray of hot cookies and all you have to do to get one is to get paddled on your behind. What? With like a leather. Oh yeah. Like F&M? Yeah. Yeah. For a cookie. No. It's going to have to be a lot more than a cookie. So you have to get spanked to get the cookie. Have you guys not ever stayed in a f***ing five-star hotel? You literally, I just pick up the phone and say, could you please bring some chocolate chip cookies to room 402 and they say it's my pleasure. And then a dominatri. And then they bring them. You don't have to get spanked. You don't have to write a bike. It just happens. But you can get a dominatri. You can get a dominatri. You can get a dominatri. You can get a dominatri. You can get a dominatri. You can get a dominatri. You can get a dominatri. You can get a dominatri. You can get a dominatri. You can get a dominatri. You can get a dominatri. You can get a dominatri. You can get a dominatri. You can get a dominatri. You can get a dominatri. You can get a dominatri. You can get a dominatri. You can get a dominatri. You can get a dominatri. You can get a dominatri. You can get a dominatri. You can get a dominatri. You can get a dominatri. You can get a dominatri. You can get a dominatri. You can get a dominatri. You can get a dominatri. You can get a dominatri. You can get a dominatri. You can get a dominatri. You can get a dominatri. You can get a dominatri. You can get a dominatri. You can get a dominatri. You can get a dominatri. You can get a dominatri. You can get a dominatri. You can get a dominatri. You can get a dominatri. You can get a dominatri. You can get a dominatri. You can get a dominat. You can get a dominatri. You good good. I have to. Y'all are getting spanked to get food.

Yeah. This is what's another thing that's going on at Burning Manage. You have to get a weapon. This whole podcast is based on you guys, you know, loving playful interactions with other human beings and each other. That's all Burning Man is. It's like, it's one eight days of just ridiculous,

playful interactions. And sometimes like it's just really dumb. Like you get spanked and you get a chocolate chip cookie. How long do I take you to get out? Yeah, that's a great question. Six hours. Oh my God. I mean, that's just torture.

Wasn't that bad. I mean, you're gonna deliver a baby in less time than it took you to get out of burning me. That's a great point. Is that a promise? Yeah. Yeah. I don't want to even do something that feels good for six hours.

Great. Right. Six hours is too long. We had fun. We had fun. We had fun. We had fun. I can't decide if this whole burning man thing is like shared psychosis,

or if I am just a horrible candidate for it. I think we're horrible candidates, because I kind of teared up when Bob was talking about why he liked it, like the community aspect of it. I didn't really feel that much. I think that's what I'm just gonna be honest. I think it's sweet that that's your reality, but it didn't move the meter.

No, it doesn't make me want to go. I found that the most are the ones that needed the most like that would get them That's probably a hundred percent sure question that I am stage five fucked up cynical right negative It could probably open me up and I could be a kinder gentler person The problem is I would have to have a lot of interactions with human beings and I don't really like human beings. But maybe he would have chosen humanity. But like if there was a dog burning man where we could go hang out with dogs, I mean, you don't have to interact with people if you don't want to.

You could be like, I don't want to and just do you. But I feel like you would open up like a beautiful little. There's just still so many fundamental things that burning man is lacking for me to be a good candidate. And I just think about all the things that are doing like a rehab for a while and working on little Jennifer and writing letters to little Jennifer and my non-dominant hand and getting in touch with my inner child. I'm open to all that shit. I've cut a little teddy bear. I do all this shit in Malibu where normal people go to get in touch with their feelings I don't want to go to the desert being a dust storm with goggles. I think you guys would be so funny

You guys would be so fun out there because there's so much to laugh at I think you would just have a ball You would scream from laughter every day But then I get sand in my mouth from laughter every day. But then I get sand in my mouth. I try to find ice cream with laughter. It's a minefield. It's a minefield. It's like it's everything issues.

A good and a bad. Yeah, no, my Middle Eastern body has no issue with the dust. I rarely even need to cover my nose and mouth. Unless there's like a severe dust storm, but you know, after you're on the floor. It's so weird. I'm sitting at my eyes are like swollen after just being so excited. It's so weird. I'm so excited. It's so weird. I'm so excited. It's so weird. I'm so excited.

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It's so weird. It's so weird. It's so weird. It's so weird. It's so weird. It's so weird. It's We hope to. Oh, me, it's going to go to what we did. Jen, Jen, Jen took to it. Like I have never seen like Jen took to it. Like you wouldn't believe. You know, it's about having a sense, like her sense of adventure, I think is so big that she just was like this.

I've come home, you know, to the place where I can just have that in Kennedy. Like like Jen just having fun Well, do you think is this move the needle for you at all? Pams, do you think you would go to Burning Man? No Hard pass like group activities. I don't want to do any of those things I love the Amoffie Coast. Love it. Absolutely. Do you think you can pamper yourself in luxury while at Burning Man? Like just set yourself up really nicely? Here's the deal. I when I want to be pampered, I don't want to do that for myself. What I consider being

pampered is having services provided for me by others. Do you know what I mean? Well, you could get a spanking in a grilled cheese. I just I just would hate for you not to even try it once, you know. I know. I know. I know. I know. Just once. Just once try. I would have a lot of hostage demands. I mean like it would be like I would have a huge demand list. Who's the recipient of this list? Well, y'all are the ones campaigning for me. It sounds like you all are going going to be loving me. I don't want to go. Y'all are the ones that want me to go. So I mean, I'll just provide the list. It's going to be you three, you five motherfuckers. You figure it out. Figure it out. The needle has not moved. It is my absolute worst possible case scenario.

It's funny. Like if you want to, you're very unguantana. We just launched our merch page and guess what one of the shirts is that we're selling? Boycott burning man. I don't mean to be condescending. Are we condescending? I don't really. I mean, we have a podcast called I've had it.

I think way past being condescending. Okay. That's probably true. Are there others out there like us that are? Well, there's 340 million people in the world and only 70,000 people. They don't like burning manators. Yeah, we have other.

I have been that person. Like I think it's normal at one point during the week to be like, what am I doing here? Yes. I mean, really, he's campaigning. He's on the level of relations tour. No, I'm not. But I want to thank you all so much.

Thank you. Listen, I know we're cynical, and I know we're burning wind haters, but we do love people, and we do love Jen and Neely, and that you all have so much fun together on this trip, and you make all of these memories. I truly appreciate that, and I do think it's absolutely amazing. I would love to travel with you guys. Simply burning man is just not an option for me personally.

And I think if I can't paint, you would have incredible, you would think to yourself why the fuck did we campaign to bring this woman with us? I think that would probably happen. You didn't end up hating her, it's fine. Yeah, 100% of this way. Yeah, it is better. And you would really end up hating her.

Right, she has a hard and tricky one. She would be a million times worse than I would be. Can hang a hanger off my nipples if I want to. So that would be my trick for grilled cheeses and chocolate cookies. Like I would cut that line and be like move back, motherfuckers watch this. And I'd be the queen of the whole thing. She used to be able to balance it with a wood hanger on it. Yeah. And now gravity. Yeah. Now she can still do just the basic wire hanger at this point. So, you know, really got about five more years of that. That's it. The nipples are really impressive. Yeah,

they are, they're impressive. Thank you. They are. I mean, it's like a really gated pencil eraser that you can actually support something. And now the death of the podcast. The last thing we ever say was about my nipples. We're so desperate. We're dragging out your ponetrick. My pony trick. My party trick. All that's to say, thanks for being on today. Thank you for being a guest. Definitely. It was so fun. And thank you for being open and vulnerable and sharing in what was probably a hostile environment for you. I really appreciate that. And it's not lost on me that you walk

into this hostility and the cynicism and you just still own your truth. I love it. I love that you guys are friends with our friends. And I hope that we can go to a five-star hotel together Sometimes soon, but not with your baby. Not till he's about 10 Okay, so I know it's too late for her. She's gonna have to go through it I mean no way back now. No way no way back. I'm on my cut, babe. OK, bye.

Bye, guys. Thank you. Good to see you. Thanks so much. Thank you so much, bye. That was bad. Why was that so bad? I mean, you're the one that her people want to come to the pool party.

It's only one seat. I want to say to you guys, I absolutely love your friends. They're great. They're awesome. They're amazing. I'm so glad that you all have these wonderful experiences with them. I want to say to everybody, follow us like us, pups, tell everybody how to find our merch. I've had it.com. That was wrong. That was completely. complete. I had it podcast.com Yes Everybody Okay, okay, WWW dot I've had it podcast.com By everyone see you next Tuesday

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