I've Had It - Bringing Down the House with Rep. Jasmine Crockett

Episode Date: May 14, 2024

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So are we supposed to start the podcast? Ready? One, two, three. Welcome, welcome. Pumps, how are you doing today? I'm great. I had a good clap that time, so I feel good about it. I feel like this is going to be an exciting episode.

I'm really happy about it. Well, that's fantastic. Well, what have you had it with? What I've had it with is when people give you a detailed description about what their dream was the night before. It's, it's inseparable. Number one, no one cares. Number two, that wasn't real. And number three, just shut the fuck up. I don't want to hear about your dream. Nobody, I take that back. If it's like a massive sex dream, I want to know. I want to know all the juicy parts.

But if it's just, oh my gosh, we went to this game and the other team won and I saw my high school boyfriend, no one cares. I'm going to say that I completely agree with you with one exception. There was one time that I had a friend call me and she told me about this dream she had where she had a lesbian menage a trois with these twin basketball players. Needless to say, I was ear glued to the phone as you can imagine. I made a carve out for sex dreams. Happy ending sex dreams. You always get, I want to hear always about those.

Happy ending? Yes. On your lesbian sex dream? I've told you that a million times. I just wanted to reiterate for the listener. Yes, it was a happy ending. We haven't talked about it in quite some time. But I agree with you, the description of the dreams and then, because dreams are kind of nonsensical and then when people go into detail. And they try to make

sense out of them. But I'm pretty sure I've probably done this before, not frequently. I have done it before, but I know you did about the lesbian dream. And that is totally repeatable, which is why I'm repeating it right now on my microphone. Yes. Thank you. I think it's probably one of the best dreams I've ever heard about. Yeah. But the I know that I've done it and in the throes of doing it I'm like why am I telling somebody this.

Right. It's like you catch you get self aware halfway through the story. Yeah. I'm like this was captivating in my mind at the time because it was the only thing I had going on was that dream. Right. Every every other part of me was pretty much checked out. Right. And then you start repeating it, then you think this is not good. Nobody cares. It wasn't real. Right.

Let's move on. Let's move on. All right. Let me tell you what I've had it with. OK. Theme parties. I wonder why you have about it with that. I just, so Josh and I went to this fundraiser the other night for our child's school to raise money for the teachers.

I believe in the cause. Absolutely. I believe in everything about it. Not really big on organized group fun, but I took one for the team, for the kids, and for the teachers because I'm a great mom. That's right. But the plot starts thickening when they tell me that it is a theme attire party and it's like Havana nights. What is that? You know like dressing like salsa dancers which we're in Oklahoma City. Not a lot of salsa dancing. I don't know one person that can salsa dance. I wish I did. I wish I had that flavor in my life. And it's great exercise. It's a great point, Pumps. But, you know, and then it's everybody's then,

instead of just getting a normal outfit, going out like a normal person, it already puts this spin of fuckery on the night. Right. Because you've got grown adults that are dressing in costumes for the theme party and it's not October 31st. You know and it just it devolves into then you have photographic evidence of how stupid everybody looked because it was a stupid idea and it would have been far better if everybody just got to wear their big girl and big boy clothes. Right. You know like why can't, what happened to just getting dressed in a nice outfit and going out? Why do we have to theme everything up?

Right, probably because in this particular situation, my guess is we had a bunch of power moms involved and they thought it'd be cute to do a theme. And then they tried to one up each other on what the better theme was. So pretty soon everybody's supposed to wear salsa dancing clothes. I bet in the committee meeting. Oh, there were 50. Could you imagine the brainstorming sessions and the ideas being bounced around the circle

from theme to theme? Can you imagine how many committing meetings it took to land on salsa dancing? I bet there was so much circling back. So much circle jerking. I bet there was a lot of reply-alls that were unnecessary. I bet there was a lot of scrambling of the jets. Right. Workshopping, committee meetings, subcommittee meetings, because then once you commit to the theme, then all the decor, right, you got to talk about the decor, goes along with the theme. Then you got to ask, what are you wearing to the salsa party? Okay, here's, here's one thing I want to ask you. How many you got this big committee, we finally landed

after scrambling the jets, full circle, pulling shot out of the parking lot, workshopping. Absolutely. Nobody can just say that's a terrible idea. How many group side group texts from the main group text went back to Jennifer's idea was terrible? Can you believe she threw that out there? You know, there were tons. So many. And probably while the meeting is going on. Oh, 100%. And do you know why I know that? Because I do that. Of course we do. I'm in meetings or on Zooms and I will start texting another person that is going through the same torture that I'm going through as a respite from the torture. And so there's no question that that kind of stuff

was going on, but in a different vein than a respite from the torture. It's to stay in that. Right. To dramatize it more. Yes, exactly. Yeah, I'm guilty of side texting during Zoom and saying, she needs to shut the fuck up. What the fuck is wrong with him? Yes. I get to when I'm in a situation like if I was on this committee, which I never would be, but if I was where after four or five ideas were bounced around about what the theme would be and it doesn't fucking matter at all, I would

immediately after four or five ideas just go, let's just vote so we can move on. Right. But I just, the theme ideas, you know, like sometimes it's fun. There's like an 80s theme and it sounds fun, but really it's a lot more trouble than it's worth. Can't you just wear normal clothes and play 80s music? That's so much easier

because then you have to buy all this 80s shit. You have to like go around to vintage stores or buy a bunch of crap that you'll never wear again. But we're assholes. We are assholes. And maybe some people just live for the theme. And it brings them joy. And these are just happy people that like to go theme shopping and be involved in theme committee meetings

and do it with a smile on their face. I just can't relate to that. Right. I just don't relate to it. but I appreciate there are people that do that. And there's some people that kill the theme idea. There are some people that crush it. Crush it. We will never be one of those people. Welcome to I've Had It. The theme of the podcast is petty grievances. I'm Jennifer.

I'm Ian Chi. She is our meemaw. She is a podcasting sensation. And I would like to welcome all the iHipsters and Patriots alike. Welcome Patriots. Kylie, how do you feel about theme parties? I hate them because you have to work really hard to find your outfit and you're never ever gonna wear any of that ugly shit ever again. Exactly. You're just throwing money down the toilet. And it's stressful. It's very stressful.

It adds this layer of stress to where you can't enjoy the event. And then you start resenting that you agreed to go to the event. The second you start costume shopping, you think this is stupid. Themes are stupid. this party's stupid, I hate people, I'm going to reserve my right to decide if I hate humanity yet. It drives me to a point of utter disdain. Now all of this said and done, I had a wonderful time at the event. Great! I went to the event, I had a wonderful time. It was, there are a lot of people there. There was a lot of, you know, glad handing and all of that stuff. Lots of stuff. They started

the auction and auctions at an event like this are the biggest swinging dick contest you can ever swinging dick contest you can ever imagine. For sure. It is Dick Swing City. They were auctioning off puppies, trips, and all sorts of stuff. And it is the biggest swinging dick exercise I've ever seen in my life. But I quite enjoyed watching the swinging dicks as an observer. I have to say, I do enjoy people that like want to outbid each other. It was kind of fun. It was kind of fun to watch. What I don't enjoy are the silent auctions because in a silent auction you don't get any of the adrenaline rush.

Like is she going to bid? Is he going to bid? Well, you know that person is wanting to outbid that person. You know what I mean? Like there's no drama in a silent bid, or silent auction. It's just, you're the last person that signs your name, you're the highest bid. There's zero drama. It's the teeny weeny portion of auctioning. We like the big swinging dick style of auctioneering. We like live big dick energy auctions. Well, I know you do, sis,

except for that one lesbian dream. Save the one happy ending. Yep. Kylie, what do you have in store for us today? I've got some one-star reviews. Okay. On Apple. This one is from Rocker NVA and it's titled Looney Liptards. One star. One star. And they write, you can literally feel your IQ dropping by the minute. What a joke. And then another one star review from Layla Fred, and it's titled, Why? And they write, why is the rating for this podcast in the high fours, it's terrible. Terrible. And now I've got a five-star review I'll end it on. From Hogs Rat, this podcast, produced by Kristen Stewart from her Charlie's Angels days, hosted by Jane Fonda

and your wealthy friend's mom who sips wine before noon, is an enlightened faith exploration podcast. Steeped in truth and garnished with a light political commentary. I hope you will sip at the tea as I have as we are guided by these beauties through journey sent from my iPhone 3GS. That's fantastic. You know what I love? You just browbeat our listeners to no end about the reviews. Yes. And we made it. We hit the goal.

We made a goal. We hit the goal. So thank you. OK, thank you, Kylie. Those were fantastic. We haven't had any one-star reviews in a while. Right. I think it happened after we interviewed Veep.

And we started getting all the death threats and the hate comments. And then they, of course, go over to the ratings. I love the lady who's like, why? She's so in her bubble. She thought she was going to come over and it was going to be like one star because in her world, everybody's MAGA. 100%. Everybody. And so she was just shocked as shit. She actually believes Donald Trump's

getting indicted for her. So here's something hilarious. So when you posted the picture on your Instagram of us with the vice president, of course, you know, people just go bananas. Right. Our listeners are so fantastic. They immediately start going, way to go, patriots. Love this patriots. And they use the patriot word all over. And this dumbfounded, disoriented Trump poster goes in there and goes, I don't get it. Why are all of you guys talking like you're the Patriots? This makes zero sense. People that support Kamala and Joe are not Patriots. Our side are the Patriots. It was completely lost on her. If you didn't storm the Capitol and try to execute

a coup, you're not a Patriot. Where have you been? Here's what we're going to start doing, and I've had it. We're going to take back the word Patriot. We are going to take it back, Patriots. You're still the I hipsters, but until after the election, we're going to go full speed every episode. Hello, patriots. I want all the patriots activated. We want to disorient and confuse these people like nobody's business. I want them coming to our reviews and going to our Instagram posts. And I just want to see eagles, American flag emojis, bald eagle emojis,

all the American emojis that you could possibly do. And I want to see patriots and proud patriots and Americana. I want it to be a vomit of USA everywhere. And you know what? I know that the I hipsters will do it. You know why? Because they're goddamn patriots. Even the ones who aren't citizens.

Even our European friends and allies. And I'm going to tell you something that I believe to be a fact. What? Not one of our listeners was in DC taking a shit in the Capitol on January 6th, not one. I bet you you're 100% correct. I bet all five of our kids' lives on it. I'll bet our dog's lives on it, which was, we know.

That's a big bet. That's even a bigger bet than the kids. The kids have moved on. Kids are done. We need these dogs. These dogs. They're emotional sport animals. All right, Patriots, considering that we are reclaiming

the word. Absolutely. We have a true patriot as a guest on the podcast today. Pumps and I became obsessed with Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett when her takedown on the House floor started going viral on social media. Pumps and I would send them back and forth to each other when we're like, I'm in love with this woman. I love her. We've got to get her on the pod.

Clearly she's busy all the time. Right. She was able to fit it in just to give you guys a little sampling. If you haven't seen Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett, we're going to play a little clip of some of her takedowns for you right now. I can't seem to find the crime.

And honestly, no one has testified of what crime they believe the president of the United States has committed. But when we started talking about things that look like evidence, they want to act like they blind. They don't know what this is. These are our national secrets. Looks like in the s*** of me. Oh my God.

I love her. I mean, she is just like, I hear her name as I'm walking by and they'll say, like, I could be running to one of my kids like bleeding out and they say, Jasmine Krawke said this and it's like a full break reverse. I have to go watch. She's just, she's so smart. She is fearless.

And what I love, and I was honestly surprised about, she is from Texas. Yes. And she, I think she was born in St. Louis, but she is a congresswoman out of the Dallas area because she went to law school in Texas. And she's incredibly smart. Here's something that I really like about those clips that I see is you always have this white, older colleague of hers trying to speak disparagingly to her. Because in their mind and in their world view,

she is less than they are, number one, because she's female, and number two, and mostly to them, because she's black. And she stands up and claps back with so much intelligence and confidence, and basically just says, I've had it, you're not going to speak to me this way. She calls them out for running from the January 6 attackers because all of these people that go out now, her colleagues that act like, oh, it was just a dust-up. They were just going on a tour. She says, I saw you guys running. I saw it. She calls them out and I love her for it. So without further ado, let's get Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett

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When I think about politics and a very intelligent, composed butt chewing, now you come to mind because the way you hold your own, you're fearless. I am. I am. I have no reason to fear people that hold the exact same position that I hold. We are all on the same level. And that's the way that I approach it. Just like they were elected by people from their districts to represent their interests. And I question whether or not they really represent their interests half the time. But I was elected

to represent my district. And I don't get a pass just because I'm a freshman. They trusted me when I said that I was ready to go on day one. And I'm really excited because my district seemingly has been very responsive to who I am and how I govern, which I think is one of the things that sometimes people lose sight of. We see it happening right now with Lauren Boebert, where she decided that she would kind of conduct herself in a way that may have gotten her some name recognition nationally. But the people that sent her to Congress are not really vibing with her way of governance. And I can say that my district seemingly is very pleased

with my truth telling and my pushback. And so I'm so overly honored and humbled that I have an opportunity to serve them every single day in the halls of Congress. Well, I can tell you that people outside of your district are also impressed and proud and happy with the way that you are serving. Because some of us are stuck in districts where it goes another way. And there are, you know, you're from a red state and you know that in a lot of these red states where we are falling prey to the aftermath of Donald Trump getting three Supreme Court picks and emboldening a whole new generation of politicians that run state governments.

And you know, in these states, there are a lot of people that don't want to see their rights taken away, particularly women. And there's a lot of people in these states, in these red states, that are open-minded or forward thinkers and want to stand up for racial equality and social justice. So I lean to look at Congress people like you and other people to think, well she's not my district but she's fighting the fight that I agree with. Absolutely. One thing that I've thought so much recently is, you know, a decade ago, it was, you know, gay marriage was legalized.

We had a black president. Like I thought, you know, racism is going to be on the decline. Homophobia is going to be on the decline. And of course, in my mind, it's Trump, it's Maggot, like unleashing, like it's okay to be homophobic. It's okay to be a racist. We're also in a red state. How do you see the LGBTQIA plus community suffering in these red states, like for example,

Texas? Oh, it's, it's, it's devastating. I represent, or historically, I represented a little trans girl by the name of Libby, who started testifying at the Texas House, I think when she was six or seven years old, as it relates to bills that they were trying to pass. And we're talking about people that are trying to pass bills that have no understanding, no interest in understanding

who the people are that they serve and they are going after. And trying to explain to a child why elected officials are going after her or her having these very difficult conversations with her parents about whether or not they should leave the state of Texas, it is absolutely ridiculous.

But I can tell you that if people start to recognize that our freedoms in general are on the line, I continue to say that we have to make sure that our coalitions are strong and tight. It's not a matter of if you agree or understand the LGBTQIA community, whether you agree or understand reproductive access, whether you agree or understand the importance of diversity, equity, and inclusion. If you haven't paid attention to the Supreme Court, the Supreme Court one by one

is going after all of us and there are more of us than there are of them. And if we unite and flex our power, then there's so much that we can change. But if we sit back, we will continue to lose our freedoms in the land of the free. And that's just not acceptable, at least not to me. And that's continually what I'm trying to impress upon people is that you can have people that really understand the pain that you're feeling every single day and walk into the halls of Congress and make sure that they are going to express and

and share that concern with their colleagues across the other side of the aisle. You know what irritates me, Congresswoman, is I'll be at home and if I ever happen to watch live TV and I actually have to see the commercials There are all these commercials about erectile dysfunction and it gets it sits in my crawl because women are literally fighting for their rights and these guys are Skirting the system if we're all about the you know their argument is and I'm for separation of church and state

But the right-wing's argument is God's will. If they're all about God's will, God must will that if that thing isn't getting erect, then I think it just needs to stay down. That's right. I needed you before my hearing. I needed this material. I mean, I need to hire you. Obviously, the little blue pill people need to hire you too, because your voice was like really working. You know, it's just wild when I watch it. I just think this is just wild that people aren't irritated about this. But Congresswoman, we've got to get into some of our brand of petty grievances.

I love big problems. And I'm glad that you are there with big solutions in Washington DC, but it's time to get into our breed of petty grievances. And so Congresswoman, tell us what you've had it with lately. It's going to be like Uber Eats and all of those, the food delivery services. I'm gonna tell you why. In DC, the food delivery services. I'm going to tell you why.

In DC, I don't drive. So I'm driven everywhere. And so I have to use food delivery services. And something tells me that I'm going to end up coming up with a bill to try to fix this, because it seems like the fees keep going up. And I'm like, what is the money for? And then you tell me I got a a tip too, which I'm okay. But I'm like, well, what's this fee?

What's that fee? So I need some transparency in where all my money is going because these fees are absolutely ridiculous. No, I agree. And it's like, if the driver and the people preparing the food are making more money with this fee, then that's okay. But if it's Uber that's making more money,

I'm out on that. Because they make plenty of money. No, it's maddening. And on top of all of the fees that they tack onto this thing, I ordered a cup of coffee the other morning. And I think the cup of coffee was like 4.99 or 5.99. By the time I had it delivered, because we were about to record,

it ended up being $13. And of course, I always tip because I know that these people probably don't even make minimum wage. But you're right, we're paying a service fee and then the tip. But here's one of my biggest gripes outside of the fees. Let's set that aside. They never get the order right. You spend all this time on the app and you put your details and my husband, Congresswoman, is a complete psychopath when it comes to ordering food. I've never seen anything like it. It's not in his nature. He cannot just look at a menu and say, I'll have the chicken. I'll have the chicken, but remove this, add this. It's just, it's a nightmare. He is a

damn nightmare to eat with. So I'm in this app, he's barking all these orders at me, I'm removing, I'm adding, I'm doing all this stuff. And then it arrives and we've paid all the inflated fees. And then he has a stage five meltdown as we're sitting at the kitchen island because they put onions on it. And he goes, forget it, I'm just going to drive there. And so then after we paid all these fees, then he takes it and he goes to the restaurant in a Hail Mary attempt to try to get it right. It is so frustrating. I'm with him about the onions though.

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I would hit it. Had it. I hit it every day, sometimes twice a day. All right, had it or hit it, Fox News. Oh, had it. I don't even know how they still exist. I mean, clearly that legal case that they had with Dominion was not effective enough.

They needed to be hit with a higher, dag-on judgment. My goodness. And they are still, and they haven't learned their lesson. Just like Trump. So they honestly need to be sued again. So we'll see what they decide to do around this election in Dominion. Got to drag them back to court again. But I mean, they're still out there telling all the lies that they can find.

So I'm just like, something went wrong. But yes, added. What amazes me about Fox News, it's like it's on a different planet. It's like, what is happening? Like we're not even talking. I mean, it's drugs or fentanyl. Fentanyl. The border.

Crime. Crime. And then, you know, anytime they can point out anything about race. Absolutely. And anytime they can race bait their overly white audience, I think it plays very very well with that base. Now but I'm with you, I'm like how is this even a thing? How are people still watching this? It's bananas. I do not like Fox. Okay last last one. Had it or hit it?

1864 laws. Definitely had it. And I had it before I was ever born. So to be clear, especially as a black woman in America, I had it before I was ever born. Definitely, definitely, definitely shame on Arizona. But I personally believe that the citizens of Arizona will show that they've had it as well. And the Supreme Court may learn their lesson.

The next time they think about reviving a zombie law that's on the books from 1864, because, you know, in 1864, it was lawful to have slaves. So what is to prevent this Supreme Court to not only take away women's reproductive access, but to then go after black folk as well? If people don't understand that our fates are intertwined and tied together and come together and fight together, then we unfortunately are potentially on a road

to lose even more of our rights and freedoms in this country. Absolutely. We went on like a deep Google dive, like make America great again. Okay, so when was it so great? And like unapologetically, it's black people didn't have rights, brown people didn't have

rights, women didn't have rights, white Christians had rights. That was it. That's what's going to be great about it. And I'm just like, I don't get it. I think the situation is that Trump lies so much and he says so much crazy shit day in and day out that people are desensitized to it. And it's not newsworthy anymore. I mean, he put out his stance on abortion the other day, and he repeated a gigantic

lie that babies are executed after they're born in this country, which is 100% false. Why the American Medical Association and physicians all around the country have not united and screamed with a very loud megaphone, this is a lie, this is dangerous, it should be front, you know, it's insane how crazy this man is. And more importantly, his sycophants and his enablers. Pabst, her hobby, full-time hobby. Full-time. She's an attorney, is watching all of the Trump trial stuff.

And when we were on tour in Atlanta, it was right the week before he was, he had to turn himself in to Fulton County. We check into the hotel and she said, we've got to go on a walk right now. We've got to walk to the Fulton County courthouse. And I'm like, why? She goes, I just got to get my eyes on it. I was like, I Fonny Willis walked out right now. I might fall over dead. I would be so happy. I mean, she's an American hero. Absolutely.

Because I'll be in Atlanta with her here coming up soon. And as I'm preparing my keynote, the one thing that I keep saying is that I'm going to say everything, Fonny can't. Like, I understand she's the prosecutor on this. But my entire speech is going to seem like it came from Fonny Willis. It's all the things she would say if she could say them. I'll tell you what, I'm just one aside and this is totally off topic, I know, but it made me so mad that they put her on trial for what was going on in her personal life.

They would never have done that to a white man. Never. And I just was like, we're talking about a guy that has sexual abuse, been held liable, banging a porn star, having all these affairs, but we want to talk about she's having a relationship with her co-counsel? Who gives a shit? I mean, I was just, I was incensed.

Yeah, yeah. It's that part for me as well, because it's like, I mean, I get that somebody may have tried to have the audacity, but not you. Not you, not you of all people. What number wife are we on? You couldn't even recognize your ex-wife or the fact that it wasn't your ex-wife in a deposition

because you'd have had that many wives, not to mention your current wife used to love to do her prayer share air porn and poses. And we know, I mean, you have a proliferation, like this is what you do, and you were trying to come after her? This wasn't like somebody from the opposite side. We're talking about people on the same side.

They on the same side. Yeah, that's what I kept telling her. If I wanted to bang my co-counsel until my head fell off. Nobody cares. I mean, nobody cares. Nobody cares. It doesn't change that good little audio tape that we heard of you saying find me the votes.

That ain't changing the fact that you was on the phone talking about finding me the votes. Yeah, right. Absolutely. And you know what's so irritating? I think we interviewed the vice president recently and Fox did a nine minute prime time, you know, take down. It was hilarious. So I went to the comment section of the YouTube video on the Fox and it's all these comments that the vice president slept her way to the top. She slept her way. She slept her way. And I'm like, why are you trying to demean a person who has never been involved in any sexual scandal whatsoever? Meanwhile, your guy is out there with all sorts of sexual scandals, screwing porn stars,

Playboy bunnies, cheating on his wife when she's pregnant, married three times, three baby mamas, all this stuff, and somehow this woman, it's so infuriating. The double standard and the cognitive dissonance that these people live in, it drives me bananas. So when I see you on that Senate floor and let me tell you, I see it and I hear it in these white men's voice, the way they speak to you, and it hurts my heart a little bit. And then I see you roar back, so confident and so intelligent. And it is just amazing to watch. And I'm just like, you're like my Congresswoman by proxy. I mean, we just love you here.

I love the way you stand up. I love the way you represent the country and specifically your district. It's just amazing. I appreciate you so very much for that. And you're absolutely right about the vice president. It is, you know, on one side and one hand, it was like this great moment of pride to have the first woman

and the first woman of color to ascend to this level. But she will never be good enough for racist, ignorant people. That's just the bottom line. It doesn't matter what she does, what she doesn't do. There are certain people that have their own issues, right? It is interesting that people who, and I'm not trying to talk about people that don't have a formal education, but I'm just saying, like, you can't come for her when you literally cannot touch her as far as her qualifications. And the fact is, if you could talk about her qualifications, you would, but you can't.

That's right. And that's why you go after all of this other stuff. And I'm just sitting there like, usually if you click on their profiles, it's somebody who's got five followers. And probably somebody that ain't got a pot to piss in has never made as much money as she could make or that she has made. And the reality is that she worked, she did work her way to the top, that is for sure. Because in order for her to get to the level that she is ascended to, which is a level that no woman and no person of color has ever ascended to, let me tell you, it wasn't because of handouts.

So all the people that wanna claim nonsense like DEI got her there, no. She had to work 20 times as hard as the other ones that came before her to even get into the spot. And that's why you see the level of scrutiny that you see on the vice president that you've never seen on her predecessors,

which all happen to be white men. You never saw this level of scrutiny when it came to Pence. The only time they had a problem with Pence is when he didn't wanna do a very ministerial thing, which is to certify the election. That is the only time they had a problem. But if you ask them,

what did Pence do during his tenure? The only thing they can tell you about is, well, he started by the election because they didn't have all these requirements on her. So listen, I stand with the vice president. I don't care what anybody says. And the haters are the only ones that are talking up. But I need those that love her to continue to pour into her

because this is not easy work. And if all you see all the time is hate, it can really get to you. But when I tell you that she is resilient and that she is brilliant, I mean that. And that's not just because she's my vice president. It's because I've had those moments where the vice president has had to pour into me. So you talk about me roaring back.

That's not where I was on day one. And I can tell you that there was a conversation that I had at the VP's house when I was literally just supposed to be taking a photo and she looked at my face and said, what is wrong? And she basically stopped the photo line to talk to me and to find out what was going on with me. And I told her and the words that she gave me are words that literally sent me on the current trajectory that I'm on. I got chills over that. Thank you for sharing that.

Thank you for sharing that. And obviously, as women, we are incredibly proud of her. It was one of the highest, if not the highest honor of our lives to interview her. To fall downhill from here. We know that we're probably going to faceplant at any moment. It was the peak of our podcasting career, but she is an incredible vice president. And you are so right that women have to work so much harder.

And I love watching you. I love it when you wore back. I love it when you get riled up. I wanna just start going, oh, yeah. I love every bit of it. I want more women in Congress. I love the way you stand up to your colleagues and represent everyone. And I love how you just advocated for our vice president. This election that is upcoming is incredibly important for everybody in this country. And there is one side when they win where everybody benefits. And there is another side if they win where few benefit.

And so we're doing everything we can to keep the base energized. And I can't thank you enough for joining us. We love you. Right. We'll have you back any anytime. And we'd love to connect with you whenever you're back home in Dallas. We go there frequently. We think you're amazing. Thank you for all you do. I appreciate y'all. Go get them for Fonny Willis.

I love it. Yeah, go get them. Get them. I will. I don't doubt it. Bye. Thank you. Bye. I love, love Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett. I think she is a prime example of what women can do in Congress. And she's as sharp as a tack. Smart. Very smart. I love her fearlessness. I do too.

I mean, she is making more change for good than 90% of those assholes that have been in there for 20 years. You know what I like? She just calls it like it is. Lauren Boebert's a nut. These people are nuts. They're agitators. They don't care about policy. I can find no common ground with them. They're lunatics. You can't even go to the table and work with them. Congresswoman Crockett is so reasonable that she says, well, there is a traditional, in the sense, conservative Republican, I can sit down and we can negotiate and get to the table and compromise on things. And that's what everybody wants to hear. Bipartisan used to be like a word you were proud of. They've made it where you don't want to be bipartisan.

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