I've Had It - Deadlines Are Dead to Me with The Pioneer Woman

Episode Date: June 6, 2023

Jennifer and Pumps are joined in-studio by a very special guest today.... The Pioneer Woman, Ree Drummond, sits down with the girls to air out her long list of 'had its' and she did not disappoint. From couples who claim their spouse is their best friend to your kids making you look like an a**hole in front of the school guidance counselor. Pumps happily hands out her social security number to a scammer and Jennifer is putting a stop to the ridiculous amount of unnecessary and unearned graduation ceremonies. Thank you to our sponsors: Lume: Control body odor, ANYWHERE with @lumedeodorant and $5 off of your Starter Pack (that's over 40% off) with promo code HADIT at lumedeodorant.com/hadit #lumepod  BetterHelp: Visit better help.com/hadit for 10% off your first month, today! Athletic Greens:  Go to athleticgreens.com/HADIT for a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 free travel packs with your first purchase. Hint Water: Visit hintwater.com to get $1 a bottle with free shipping, when you order 3 cases. That's 36 bottles for $36 plus free shipping. Just use code HADIT at checkout. Subscribe to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/IveHadItPodcast  Follow Us: I've Had It Podcast: @Ivehaditpodcast Jennifer Welch: @mizzwelch Angie "Pumps" Sullivan: @pumpspumpspumps Special Guest: Ree Drummond: @thepioneerwoman ?

So we're supposed to start the podcast. One, two, three. I think I can do better. One, two, three. Better. Way better. It was really, really good. Really, really good.

Hi, Jenny. I'm a pubs with proper shoes yet again. Real shoes. You're not wearing men's flip flops, which is- They're women's flip flops. No, women and men, the one I buy are for women. Well, they're a flip don't. That's what I would call them.

Or a flip flop, pen intended. Pun intended, because they are awful. I mean, absolutely awful of had it with them. They're so comfy, though. What have you had it with, Pumps? Oh my God, I've had it with them. They're so comfy though. What have you had it with, Pumps? Oh my God, I've had it with scams, and even more particularly, I've had it with stupid people that fall for scams,

of which I am now one as of 5 a.m. this morning. So I wake up and there's this random number that says I've been locked out of my Amazon prime account. Pumped the breaks. I just want to establish it as a random number. No, it's like letters. Right. Okay. Go on. I just want to paint the picture. Yeah. Listener. Yes. Okay. So it's like random letters and I open it and it says you've been locked out of your Amazon account. And I was like, oh no. And it says, if you don't activate, reactivate it in 24 hours, I don't know, something will happen, whatever. So I immediately, it's like five o'clock in the morning,

the text came in at like 3 a.m. So I immediately go in, I do all my information, my bank account information, of course, my debit card information, naturally, my fucking social Security number naturally do all of it. Yeah, and then I kind of think I Hope that wasn't like a scam, but then I just don't worry about it. Right till I get here, right and I say kiles Kiles this is what happened.

Do you think I got skied? And she's like, Amazon would not need your social security at all. I was like, fuck me. God bless America. Kyle's had to break, she had to solve the problem for me. It made my morning, though. I mean, to give her your date of birth. All of it. It's, and all of mean, to give me your date of birth, all of it.

It's all of it. It's a leaveable. But it did direct me immediately to my Amazon account. They're hackers, they're scammers. I know. This is unbelievable. I know. But listen, this is the same person that made up a rule out of thin air

that when one turns 60, one must get bangs. So this is on brand. I'm just I'm shocked. I mean, I'm always so shocked. Sometimes when I'm around you, that you're just making it. Just making it through life. You fall down all the time. Now we're giving out social security numbers, data birth, data births, bank account information, and I believe for the permanent record, we could go back about three or four episodes. And I'm talking about me fighting with somebody at Chase Bank

because they asked me for my bank account number, at City Bank, and they asked for my Chase bank account number. And I'm in Paris, and I picked a fight with this person, and I thought I wasn't supposed to give it out. And you're like, yeah, right, you're not supposed to give it out. And here you are texting it right to a 3 a.m. text hacker text red flag number one. You received it at 3 a.m. Right number two. It's a bunch of letters. I know all this now because Kylie explained it to me. But for the permanent record,

I realized that was the biggest dumb shit move in the history of the world. So I have to run up to my bank, redo all that shit, and the girl was trying to make me feel better at the bank. She goes, I woke up to that exact same text, and I said, but I bet you didn't give them all your information to you. She goes, no.

And I said, but I bet you didn't give them all your information. Did you guess? No. Yeah, it's pretty, it's a pretty Ricky move. Might as well just go and give them your blood type and your STD records just for good measure. Thank God, my STD records are 100% clean. That is good to know. Listen, but Kylie, can you put that in the permanent record?

No STDs for pumps, which is a miracle considering her track record with giving out information. Okay. Let me tell you what I've had it with. Okay. Non-graduation. Graduations. It's the worst. It is so stupid.

It makes me homicidal. So Richard trutts in here today. And he says, yeah, I went to my son's graduation, and I'm doing the math on it. And I'm like, Richard has little kids. Little kids. Little kids. Little kids.

Little kids. Little kids. Little kids. Little kids. Little kids. Little kids. Little kids. Little kids. Little kids. Little kids. Little kids. Little kids. It's so stupid and necessary. I can't even talk about it.

Then Kylie reveals that she had a kindergarten graduation wherein she cried during the ceremony. It was so emotional. And then Richard reveals that he recently went to a first grade graduation. I remember for my kids, I went to their middle school graduations, adorable ceremonies, right?

I might have even shed a tear and we all know I cry once annually. So then you get to the high school graduation, which I would say is the real one. But here's my problem. When we went from preschool to kindergarten, we just moved along. Never had a graduation. Kindergarten to lower school, we just moved along. Never had a graduation. Kindergarten to lower school, we just moved along. Right. When I switched from lower school to middle school,

I just trotted right along. Right. And here we are. And I know we sound like, well, back in my day, I walked up hill in the snow. Since we are 90. Barefoot, blah, blah. But here's the problem.

I think we're over-celebrating normal things. Like, you should graduate from preschool. There should not be a part of your low rate of graduation in preschool. That we have to celebrate it. The same with elementary school. I would even say the same for high school. I mean, we've just received, as I'm sure you have a lot of graduation

in our friends. Josh and I have just adopted this, send us the kids of Enmo. Oh, that's a great idea. That's, let's just cut to the chase. Let's just cut to the chase. If you go to a party. Let's cut to the chase.

Right, let's get to the nut cut in here. Kid wants money. Right. We'll do it in a quick, easy transactional Venmo. You can go to the graduation, you can take your tassel from one side of your hat to the other. But here's one thing I'm never gonna send money to.

It's a preschool graduation, lower school graduation, middle school graduation, I have had it. One, 100% had it. These kids are gonna be monsters when they show up for their first day of work. They're gonna expect an office party for them at the end of the day. Where's the cake?

Where's my mom for talk or for? Where are all everybody saying how great I did? It's gotten out of control, but the preschool, kindergarten, lower school, middle school, that all just needs to be fucking burnt to the ground. That's right. Just burn that shit to the ground.

This isn't getting enough coverage in the press either. No, no. I mean, it's horrible. And we gotta get everybody we've got to get rid of these things. I think if we just all stand up in solidarity, no, we're not coming to your gender reveal, no, we're not coming to your stupid fucking

kindergarten graduation. If we all just kind of revolt, there's a problem. Go down, social media. No, we would have a huge opponent, a powerful, powerful force called the power mom. Oh yeah, the power mom. I think we could take it together. We could probably take them down,

but I mean, these women are serious about their helicopter-like activities. And they have an enthusiasm about motherhood, about the minutia, the non-important parts of motherhood. Right. The minutia. The more into the quality time with my child, whether it's sitting down and watching TV, walking the dogs, me doing activities circling around the school means nothing to my child.

It means more to the other moms. Right, I'd be flexing for them. But these bitches, that would be our opponent. And I'm equal to the task and I reckon you are too. Yeah, now I can take on a power moment this age. All right. All right, well, welcome to I've had it, podcaster, we just waged war against power mothers

of America, which is a large sect. I'm Jennifer. I'm Angie. She is the princess Diana of Oklahoma, and of podcasting, and the star of our show, and we are all so lucky to have this bright shining little angel in our lives. Kylie, what's going on on social media? I've got some good comments for you today. Oh, good.

I'm going to start with Kaelin. She said, my two favorites, Jen, the you today. I'm good. I'm going to start with Kaylyn. Okay. She said, my two favorites, Jen, the athletic goddess. Oh, that's nice. And pumps the attorney goddess. Oh. I'll take athlete over a turning any day. No, shit, I would do.

She said, can we all take a second to thank God for these ladies? Oh. Jennifer and pumps for president 2024. That's so nice. We're not worthy of this kindness. No, we really are just declared war. Yeah, next week, that won't be nor is that we'll let you take it back. But seriously, and that's so nice and so nice. And obviously, thank you for recognizing my athleticism. God in the permanent record on the worldwide web.

I mean, talk about feeding it straight cat. Love the worldwide web. I mean talk about feeding it straight cat love you love I mean like really really love you okay Kylie who's next okay someone with the name K said pumps as a Floridian I consider you the princess of Florida for sure princess of all 50 states, even with your crime against humanity, which is sweet tea gate. Sweet tea gate. And Jen, of course, is the sexiest person in the world. Oh, that she liked that. Great. I mean, fantastic comments. So many things to dissect. Number one, the crime against humanity. I couldn't have said it better myself. Totally agree. Number two, all

that stuff about me being sexy is spot on. If you need to have any follow-up comments, just let us know. Send them directly, damn them directly to Kylie. I love that I have a Floridian supporter. I know. It's great. They're kind of coming out of the woodwork like the don't get your panties in a wad floor to people, I think. Yeah. Yeah. I do have to note that she had a typo that I took the liberty to correct but she did say and Jen of course is the sexist person. I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt. That's right. Okay my last one. Okay. A star has five points. Jennifer, Kylie, pumps, Richard, and Pickleball. Oh, the fifth star going to Pickleball, the fifth point.

Today's trio, dare I say trifecta. A comment from social media. It is banger after banger after humzinger. Kylie, you nailed it. If this podcast ever gets more than 10 listenerszinger, Kylie you nailed it. If this podcast ever gets more than 10 listeners, we'll give you a raise. Is that ever happened? X permanent record.

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No, I love their wipes. You can just wipe off after workout and throw your clothes on. You don't have to worry about smelling. No, that's the real deal. No, this summer, it's like so hot sweating in out of the car. Yes. Pickleball practice, exercise class. I've been using their cream, like putting it on my feet, on my pits, inner thighs. I smell fresh as a daisy. No, it's the real deal. You got to get some. It is so good. Listener, if you want to smell as fresh as pumps and me, new customers can get $5 off a Loomy starter pack with code had it at loomydeodorant.com. That equates to over 40% off your starter pack. When you visit loomydeodorant.com and use the

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Very exciting. I've had it podcast, particularly for our darling little state, because we have an end studio guest, and she is an Oklahoma. Yep. She is the pioneer woman. Yep. She is re-dramined who got in her truck, put on her boots, and drove all the way to the big city to sit down with Jen and Pumps. Let's get re-drummed in here. Okay, re-drummed, how are you? Oh my gosh, Pumps, thank you for having me on your show. Thank you.

Hi Jen. Hi, re. Hi, re. Hi, re. Yeah, supporting role. Yeah. Yeah. It is, it is her show.

There's no doubt. I mean, I heard. America's voted. She is not just the star of the show, but like a princess Diana. I mean, that was hilarious. I could not be the furthest thing from a princess. I disagree. I disagree. I think that I'm so happy to be here. I'm big fans. I'm proud to claim you as fellow Oki. That's right. You know, when I knew you were coming today, I felt this, you know, humans are so tribal. And I felt this immediate like reason my tribe. We're Oki's, like I will defend her to the death. And I just felt this camaraderie. We all sound alike. We all do. You sound like, because I, my sister listens to you, my different generations, one of my daughters listens to you now.

It's great because you sound like us. Exactly. Exactly. And there's comfort in that. Yes. Okay. So, Rhea, everybody knows that you cook, that you do recipes, that you blog, but there's something in your bio that I want to tap into today.

Oh, Lord. Okay. And it's the weirdo part. I feel like there's an edgy side to read that's dying to break out. Well, I guess I'm strange. I don't know. I think something happens when the cameras start rolling on my Food Network show. And it's not necessarily that I behave, but I just, I think I just want to get through it because it'll be over faster, because I'm not natural on camera, or I wasn't when I first

started. But when I meet people in real life, they comment that I have a more irreverent side than they're used to. I used to burp the alphabet. I sort of, okay. I hurt my esophagus along the way, because I was showing off your trick too many contests. But yeah, no, just weirdo in the sense that, you know,

I'm not right in the head. You're in welcome camp. Right, you're right where you should be. I know, I know. I hear that shit crazy the two of us. I am a believer. I am a believer. Marie, what have you had it with?

I, okay. How many do I get? As many as you want. Really? You're the pioneer woman. That's right. I mean, you're not quite the princess Diana. I was gonna say, how do you feel about sitting in the room with both the pioneer woman and

princess Diana? It's like a loser. Well, we're sitting in here. But like an athlete because you're in the design building. we're sitting in here. But like an athlete because you're standing in your building. We're sitting in your building. That's a thing. We're sitting in the building you own, Jennifer.

I have had it, had it, and it just happened to me. So it's fresh. With my children calling me because they need to talk through something, or they need something, having a conversation with me, only for me to find out, at the end of the conversation that we've been on speaker phone the whole time.

That's the worst. It is a violation. Yes, it is. It is. It is a huge violation. We call this type of thing a dickover. That's a dickover for sure. Your kids totally dick to you over on that, right?

They did, they did, and they keep doing it. I don't understand. So here's the most recent one was one of my beautiful children whom I love called me one day and said he was having problems with enrollee in summer classes because of a hold and a thing and at the end. And I wasn't in the mood. I just, I've raised them.

They're out of the house. They should be able to find out where to get the answers that they need. A great. I wasn't having, I was busy, I was working on my things. And I wasn't going to pretend like I was going to be helpful. So I, you know, I was like, I don't know what to tell you. Just do it yourself. Yeah, I mean, well, how do I find that out? Well, you ask questions and I, you know, so then,

just real talk. He kept coming, yeah, ask questions. Well, who do I ask? Well, you need to find out, you know, I just wasn't, I wasn't having it. And I asked him something back and there was this voice that goes, oh hi Mrs. Drummond, this is the guidance counselor. Shut up. In front of the guidance counselor. I've been short and just, you know, not, I've just been snippy and cranky and, you know, the guy, my girls do it. They, you know, my other son did it.

He was at his girlfriend's house. Her parents were present. Yeah, oh, he didn't tell me until I had her. They thought my other son did it. He was at his girlfriend's house. Her parents were present. He didn't tell me until I had her. Thank God you didn't say anything. Well, I did. I mean, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I parents question him as a choice for a voice. Right. Right. And then I was like, well, that's your fault. You should have done it. Right.

You're on speaker phone. For sure. Josh, does this kind of stuff? So you have the problem with your children doing this to you. I have the problem with Josh doing this to me. He'll have somebody in the car and he'll call me and he'll start in on something. And then I find out later somebody was on the phone or he does the reverse of this the other day and you've been in my office now, it's all open.

He comes into the office, he had just left the doctor. He's like, yeah, I went to the doctor, they ran all the blood work. She's saying that my testosterone could be a little low and I have all these like four 30-year-olds that work for me, all millennials, right? And so I don't know if I'm gonna do the pellet and I go, can we talk about this at home later?

And then I hear all this snickering, but it's just like this. It's just a breathtaking lack of boundaries. But to your point, sometimes you just want to kind of grind your kids gears a little bit. And it's for you and the child only. Because, you know, we have to feign, we are wonderful mothers publicly all the time. But when you're having a private phone conversation conversation and you have an opportunity to kind of chew and ask, there's something satisfying about that as a mom. Like are you kidding me?

You can't figure this out. I'm trying to raise you to be autonomous. And here you are calling your mom. Then you find out the guidance count. Yeah, that's where you're going to be. That is really an egregious violation. It's minding it's probably like the pioneer woman. She's the perfect woman.

She cooks. She does all this stuff. And you're just like, I was like, figure it out. I dipped shit. No, one time I was, I told my youngest to blow the grass off of the sidewalk or the, what do you call it in the front yard? Drive way. Drive way in the little path.

It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. 100% doesn't matter. So he said, I go, he wanted to go somewhere and said after you do that, you can't, he's like, oh, I completely did it. I was like, great. So I got, not only had he not done it,

he hadn't even tried to like move it. I don't think he ever touched the blower. So anyway, I call him out there and I just start chewing his ass out. I think I called him a liar, you know, the whole line. And I've seen my peripheral vision too. My neighbors are going on a walk. And I just, of course, I'm losing my shit on a child. I never lose my shit on. And the neighbors are here. So I'm like, great, DHS will be here any minute. No, it's the worst. Everybody has to have a meltdown on their kit. Well, I'm starting to wonder if they do it as sort of insulate,

as to train me to stop chewing their butts. Right. Because I am a tough mom. I mean, I'm just not, I'm not going to believe them. I'm not, you know, I'm not going to take it. So I think they're tired of hearing from me. So they're trying to train me to be on my best behavior anytime they call. Which one could say is a little manipulative?

Not kids. Not teenagers. No, not bad. Never. Never. Okay. How do you feel about an email marked as urgent? Oh my gosh, that is, I have had it.

Now this is more in the work realm. So, and I see, I feel, the reason I'm so excited to be here is I feel that I am the child born of you too. Like I just, I relate in so many ways to both of you. And pumps, I, I don't know if this is true about you, but I do believe that deadlines are simply suggestions. And I suspect that you do not conduct your life in such a manner.

That's correct. They're just kind of guidelines. Right. Right. I have a lot of emails that have urgent in the subject line Right. You know on any given day. But I have found that it's really not urgent. Right. I really it's really urgent About their schedule and when they want something from me, but so my thing is I don't want to know Your deadline for getting this.'t want to know your deadline for getting this.

I want to know the deadline after which the entire world will fall apart if I don't get it to you. So that's how I operate on it in a given day. The hottest, hottest fire. That's the one that gets out. So you're a procrastinator. Well, you think. Oh, I'm a terrible procrastinator.

So I am the exact opposite. If somebody puts urgent, I'm like, you don't even have to write urgent because an email comes into my inbox and I'm like, how quickly can I return it? Right. A text comes to my phone, how quickly can I put this fire out?

Oh gosh, it's just an immediate... She's good. Kylie kind of lets her stuff kind of sit a little bit, not work stuff, But like her personal stuff She'll be like yeah such and such texted me and said I'll talk to her three days later I'm like you text that friend back. No, my Kylie you have got to change this behavior. So she's more Cut from your cloth, but no I if I see an urgent I'm like I'm equal to the task and I'll have it back to you so fast

You're not even gonna know what to do with yourself. You want to demand urgency of me, you've got it. Well, see, it has the opposite effect on me because I tell myself that it actually is not urgency. Right. So I am actually going to approach this as if it's the opposite of urgency. I put it at the bottom of your to-do list. Right.

So it's a very psychotic cycle in my inbox. The rebellion of it. I like the rebellion. I do like the rebellion. This is the edge. Well, I blame everything on two things. One of two things, being a redhead and or being a middle child. There's a lot of data on the middle child thing.

You can totally lean into that. Yeah, yeah. The email inbox world is said is the bane of my existence. Yeah, I hate email. I hate text that came to your phone. I mean, I just hate all of it. You have to answer all the time. Well, like I had interesting because you did answer

that text you got this morning where you handed out your I remember date I was saying because it was it was from Amazon you return that at 5 a.m. I just I mean I don't know pumps I know that was so bad my husband got one of those and Screenshot it and send it to me so I could help him with it At least he didn't fall for it, but he sort of did fall for it. Right, but did you immediately say that's a scam?

Yeah, obviously. See, I mean, you should, I'm up at five. You should be texting me. No, I know, I just, I just, I just, I don't know. I know, I just was like, oh my God, I've got to get my Amazon account working. That was the only thing I could think of.

Like, I probably ordered something from Amazon every day. By the way, Pumps, this has, this this is another I'm just jumping to a different topic, but I do want to tell you that I also am I am two years sober from Dr. Pimplepopper. I made myself nauseated. No, it's so bad. I had like an autoimmune response. I was watching them so much and I almost kind of needed them. And so I overdosed. And it made me sick. Made you sick? It made me sick for 12 hours. Yeah.

Were you binging through the night as well, not getting sleep? Not, I wasn't losing sleep over it, but I was replacing, you know, productive activities with it. Rehate to tell you this, but I've been on TikTok. So they were talking about what's on my for your page. Blackheads in the ear. Yes. Yes. Rehate to tell you this, but I've been on TikTok. So they were talking about what's on my for you page. Blackheads in the ear.

Oh. I had, I did it for like 45 minutes. I was like, I can't do it. I can't do it. I got to get it off. Because I was just like, oh my gosh. And like, one of my kids came in and was talking to me. I was like, just a minute, just a minute.

I mean, like, I'm obsessed. I get sent to it. Are you still? Are you, I find it. No, I stopped doing it. Because I was like, cannot, I'm like, one day it was like six hours. I went down the rabbit hole.

At the zits, the blackheads, all that. So I was like, no more. You know what, my journey was, it started with this YouTube video. And I'm almost afraid to tell you the title, but it was, I will tell you. It's called Gary's Sist. Was it the back that kind of had mashed potatoes coming out? Yes, yes, yes.

That's one that I heard. That was my gateway drive. That was my two. That was that exact video. I had an ingrown hair in my vaginal area. Pups came over, put the headlamp on. I have a whole toolkit. No gloves.

She went in and extracted the ingrown hair in my vagina and was excited and fuziastic about the entire process, bizarrely excited. You know, I read about that on the daily mail. It's a whole lot. They're pictures. Daily Mail. It's a whole other picture. Yeah, no, that is friendship. That's a friendship. It never occurred to me not to go in. But you know, you know the phenomenon where it's not as easy to change other people's

babies diapers. That's right. I'm not sure I could pop another teenager's pimples. Yeah, I know. I want to watch the glow. Watch it all. Not at all. But I, I want to watch the glow watch it all. pimples, but I don't want to do it. Roman, my youngest son had tubes,

pitnas ears. And my sister was married to an ear nose and throat doctor at the time. So her ex has been now, but she was like, Hey, Craig, will you please, when everything you pull out of Roman's ears, will you please preserve it and send it home with Roman? So Roman is two.

We come home from the hospital, pumps is waiting on my front porch. This is back when we smoke cigarettes She smoke it. She is do you have it? Do you have the stuff? I like a junkie. Yeah, she opens up the container No glove Bearbacks her hand and grabs the ball of ear wax goes completely through all the texture of it. She's like, oh, that was fantastic. And then she goes and scrubs her hands. And it, and I mean, it sounds so crazy.

And it is. But if you know pumps, it's just like, I know that if I have a major zid or an ingrown hair, I have to preserve that for her to be able to extract it. No, it's bad. Yeah. That's bad. AKA crackheads. I love you.

OK, let's segue over to marriage and how people online identify and talk about their marriage and talk about their husband. You know, I like to, before I'm snarky, I like to shine the spotlight on myself a little bit. And I, you know, I actually, I've been blogging for years. I started blogging in 2006. And I always did have a very positive way

of talking about lab. But it was more like I was, I was kind of posting pictures of his butt wearing, not naked, wearing wranglers. Because he's a cowboy, you know, traps and wranglers. Yeah. Take pictures and post him. So I've always kind of spoken glowingly about that. I just never got into the habit of kind of

busting his chops. But lately, and part of this is just being old and bitter and just, you know, I mean the twilight of my life and so, but this, the phrase that gets me and I love every one of you who have ever used this phrase, but I tell my daughters you are not to use this phrase about your husband. 10 years ago, I married my best friend.

4.5 years ago, I married my best friend with a wedding photo. And I just never understood the concept of, and I lads my guy. You know, we hang, we do things together, but considering him my best friend is tricky. Yeah, no, who are you gonna talk to him about? I mean, girls is where you'd like, get all your venting out and stuff.

Like he would listen. Especially about, yeah. Especially about, yeah. If I wanna talk about my husband, you'd have to really piss me off. Yeah, do you say, let, do you talk about him in the third person or do you say you? Lad was a real dick today.

You think so lad? Which I love the name lad. I did too. It's a great, nice boy name. But also, I have two daughters that are Gen Z and they're, you know, 25 and 23 and so I'm on to them and I, you know, I will not allow them to have gender reveal parties. Thank you. I'm not allowed their children to have graduation parties.

But here's the thing I was thinking is about graduation parties for kindergarteners and first graders. The generation now that is having children is not aware that that was not happening. Right. That when we were, right. They don't, they think it's normal. That they absolutely think it's normal. Yeah. The over celebrity.

I just think if you celebrate everything, that's something really big happens. Right. Do you feel it? Are we breathing sociopathie? I mean, if everything is a huge event and that that's your normal, is cupcakes, rainbows, being air pumped up your ass all the time, when something really good happens, do you feel it?

Do you know? I just, I think there's just a lot of over-celebrating going, but I have to share something with the two of you, a very alarming discovery that I found on the internet. Y'all are both gonna die. I'm ready. It is a video that I found and it's a couple and she's pregnant. She has her belly. They're like jenziers and they have

three balloons on each side of them. And they're like it's our name reveal. Shut up. Each balloon has a name like Lily, Trixi, you know Altmikin, and they go through and she's got this poor guy, this poor whipped white boy trying to dance and look cute. It's awful. And then she's, they start popping balloons and they're going, and I'm just thinking I wonder how many takes she made this in her do. I wonder how, how proud we go. And they finally land on the name. And I'm like, and name reveal party. Right. This is out of control. Who are these monsters? These are the people that had preschool graduations. Right. This is, exactly. They don't, they don't know that there's another way.

We need to show them the other way. Right. We need to, my responsibility is to go through my daughters to change the world. You know, I agree. One daughter at a time. We'd love to be on that committee. Yes. I'll, you can be Aunt Pumps and Aunt. Yes. Yes. Or Aunt Jessica.

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I'm an interior designer and it's funny because people will be like, oh my God, you have such a cool job. I think that would be so fun. And at some point, I've been doing this for like 26, 27 years. At some point, everything becomes a job. Even something you're passionate about the beginning. So I'll have clients that are indecisive.

And I know when I've given somebody 17 different fabric choices, I know that they're the problem at that point. Because most people, two to three samples work. And sometimes I just want to be like, I don't care, paint your walls for you, shea. Cover your sofa and dinner, I'm swing for the fences. And sometimes I feel like I've had it. Do you ever feel like that with cooking and with recipes,

even though you are the pioneer woman, have you sometimes just had it with that stuff? Oh, yes, but ultimately I've had it, I've just had it with myself. You know, I've had it with delicious, I've had it with nice and golden brown. And yeah, and honestly, yes, it's a job for you. Are you tired of doing life with a pioneer woman? I'm tired of doing life with doing anything. I just I I am a homebody and I filming, I love the show, I'm grateful for the show, I especially loved it when the kids were growing up because it was

sort of this scrapbook for many years. That is nice. Yeah, and I enjoy it, but like I said, I try to get through it because it's over, and I think I must have a little bit of camera built, you know, just left over camera anxiety being on camera. Because I'm just like, put it in here, start cook it. It's good. It's nice and golden brown. It's nice and golden brown and it's delicious. Move on. Get out of my house. But I love writing cookbooks. I love things where I am the keeper of my own schedule. I think it's when I have to report somewhere at a certain time.

Right. The headlines. And other people are there for me. I feel a lot of everybody's waiting for you. I have to show up, I guess. We now we're going to play our game, had it or hit it. When we roll it in my sleeves.

Yeah, OK. So you tell us if you've had it with this, or if you would hit it, if you like it. Okay, oh my god. Welcome to Had it or Hit It. I would hit it. Had it. I hit it every day, sometimes twice a day.

Had it or hit it, boxed craft macaroni and cheese. Hit it. Totally worth it. I love it. Like tonight, I'm gonna stop and get some. Yeah, I agree. It's one of the only things I can make. Sometimes I do, I leave a little of the macaroni out,

so the cheese is very chance. It's the extra cheese that's concentrated. You should consider a career in cooking. That's a good idea. You should. That's a good idea. What if I pitched that to the Food Network? That's a theme.

We did a make. Some craft macaroni and cheese. You know what? This is the Pioneer Woman Shotgun method, right here. Remember how Josh likes to shot guns? Yes. Shotgunning with the Pioneer Woman. Okay.

You had it or hit it recipes? I've had it with recipes. I just, I don't want to reach up and get a cookbook off the shelf and you know I can't see I have to find my reading glasses so I've had it with recipes but I'm happy to take what I'm cooking and make a recipe out of it for others. I like it. So you can just eyeball stuff at this point yeah. That's pretty much. She's not. She's a She's a pro. She's a pro. She's a baking no. I'm actually a terrible baker.

Really? Yeah. I'm just, I don't know the patients. It's very precise. It's scientific. Right. The measurements. You can have a really bad outcome if you wing it on certain ways.

That's what happens to me most of the time in the kitchen is a bad outcome all around. Okay. Next. How did her hit it tattoos? I'm sort of in the middle. I have no tattoos, but that's because I'm a fair skinned redhead. And a middle child. Also, by the time I sort of thought I might like a tattoo, my body was shifting and changing. I figured I would probably get a phrase or a word and it would turn into like little one

I'm worried about too. And so, but I admire ink, really good ink. Josh has about 30 tattoos or something. Josh comes show just. And don't ask you. One of the kids the other night said, Dad, what are all your tattoos mean? He goes, I honestly have no idea.

It's like Chinese characters, all sorts of like sand, skritt, all this shit that sounded good. And here's what's interesting about Josh. He got all of these tattoos over the age of 30. Okay, had it or hit it, and you're gonna have to explain to our listeners what these are after I say it. Lamb fries.

Had it with fries. I know they're balls, right? Right. So, listener, this is an Oklahoma treat. And they're, where are they cow balls or lamb balls? We call them calf fries. Oh, if it's cow balls. If it's, yeah, or Rocky Mountain oysters.

Right. Rock that. Yeah. Which is the biggest euphemism of all time. All time. Yes, they're both there. But I do not like them. I love them.

Do you have cocktail sauce? Yeah, I'm not like that. Do you like that? Do you like that? Ha ha ha ha ha. Finley's like. I saw that on Daily Mail, too. Yeah, but so you like a little thin,

and that's secret is more breading. Yeah, lots of breading, they're fried. Cocktail sauce, yeah, I do like a lamb fry. A cow ball. I've had it. I've had it. I've had it too. I'm with you. I'm a fried testicles. Okay. Okay. Our last one, Val renewal ceremony. Oh, had it. Yeah. But that's because I am a connoisseur of reality TV. And every single couple that has renewed their vows on reality TV is now divorced. Of course. It's the same in real life.

I mean, it's like five years away from your recommitments, ceremony, you're done. Well, and it takes all kinds, but you were talking earlier about the name reveal popping believe in the husband that was sitting there. You know, it helps to be married to a man. A manly man who has a tractor. Never could get him to sit for, if even if I wanted to. The idea that Ladd Drummond would agree

to a vow renewal in any form, that he just would not understand the practical. We're married. Yeah, what would be the purpose? We have four kids. It's just so practical, it wouldn't even, he wouldn't do. I practical. We were married. Yeah, what would be the purpose? We have poor kids. It's just so practical. It wouldn't even, he wouldn't do. Love that he's super logical.

I think it's red flag-ish. I think somebody's probably always fucked around. Somebody's fucked around and somebody found out. Right, and that's why we're renewing our vows. I have this theory of yours. And there's probably something to that. But also, I do believe that. See, I don't, do you like having parties?

I do think sometimes it's an excuse for a party, not so much. No, I don't like that. But also, I do believe that. See, I don't, do you like having parties? I do think sometimes it's an excuse for a party, not so much. I don't like to. I used to like them. I used to, as I've gotten older, I throw parties. It might be that they want to throw a party to. Where they're in the middle of it. I think if you want to throw a party, you can throw a party. If you want to throw a party, you can throw a party. I think this is a grab to mask something. Yeah, I think so too. To mask me. Because this is a very dramatic thing to do, because you've already been married. And then you're going to get remarried, but you never divorced.

Do you and your husband sit on the same side of the booth at a restaurant? No, no. No, no. No, but he did have a girlfriend in high school who sat in the middle seat of his pickup next to him. He did confess this to someone. That's a great Oklahoma show. That is a great show.

It is so, yeah. But I will say, so if we were in a band, I have a name. Okay, what is it? The bitter hags. Love it. I love it. The bitter hags. Love it. We are. I love it. I five. Hags. We everything bugs us and we don't want to go anywhere. The bitter. Stay at home. The bitter.

Hags totally. Totally. I love it. Well, we this has been a so fun retreat. I mean, I feel instant connection. Yes. I love how you've had it with everything. Even recipes. I mean, that is so good. Palms, what are you able to say? Such a show. Yes, such a treat. I'm so glad you came at me. It's like we were really excited. Of course Josh was out here dying He was so star-sharket was ridiculous. So thanks for taking the time. Thank you girls As I said, I don't like to go anywhere, but I was so excited to come here Well, we'll have to get a pass connect next time. Yes, we do need to get a pass.

I wouldn't mind eating at that restaurant. Well, I'll make you craft macaroni and cheese. I have a special recipe for it. Right. That's right. Excellent. Well, listen or please go give us a review, subscribe, do all the shit you're supposed to do, and we will see you next Tuesday or Thursday. Thank you. I'm John Glover. Emmy Award-winning researcher, John Glover, and I'm Marisa Pinson. Critically unacclaimed TV writer, Marisa Pinson. Aww.

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