I've Had It - Different Strokes with Bianca Del Rio

Episode Date: October 17, 2023

Jennifer and Pumps have finally met their match - Bianca Del Rio joins the pod today and shows the girls what a PHD in hating really looks like. Bianca believes we need to stop using paper straws because how else will the turtles do blow? She's also had it with idiots at the airport, Elton John's wig and drag queens who don't wear earrings. Jennifer has had it with true religion jean wearing youth pastors and Pumps has had it with influencers in the wild. Come see I've Had It live on the Hot Sh*t Tour! More info & tickets available at https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast and subscribe to I've Had It wherever you get your podcasts. Thank you to our sponsors: OSEA: Right now we have a special discount just for our listeners. Get 10% off your first order sitewide with code HADIT at OSEAMalibu.com Babbel: Get 55% off your Babbel subscription - but only for our listeners - at Babbel.com/IVEHADIT. Honey Love: Treat yourself to the best bras on the market and save 20% Off at honeylove.com/[hadit]. After you purchase they ask you where you heard about them. PLEASE support our show and tell them we sent you. It’s time to ditch the underwire for good thanks to Honeylove. Shopify: Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at shopify.com/hadit and take your business to the next level today. Apartments.com: Apartments.com is making Earth more habitable than it’s ever been, no matter where you’re from. Apartments.com. The place to find a place. Subscribe to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/IveHadItPodcast Follow Us: I've Had It Podcast: @Ivehaditpodcast Jennifer Welch: @mizzwelch Angie "Pumps" Sullivan: @pumpspumpspumps Special Guest: Bianca Del Rio @TheBiancaDelRio 

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So Pumps and I have always been compatible, except for a few areas. I like to shop, she doesn't like to shop. I'm always cold, and she's always been this hot box of depleted hormones, bitching, nonstop about how hot she is. But as I've mentioned a few times, she got that pellet put in her ass. And ever since that pellet has gone in her ass, we are now temperature compatible. For the first time in

our whole lives, when I'm cold, you're cold. Yeah. When I'm hot, you're hot. Yeah. It's crazy. It's just it's unbelievable. It's such a huge like it just shows there's always room for improvement. You can always meet your friendship goals. For us to have the same body temperature. It just requires one friend to get a pellet crammed in their ass. It's not in your ass, it's like in your butt cheek. They're like, it's so much more fun to say you got a pellet crammed in your ass.

Like a suppository? Oh, I know it's in your butt cheek. Listener, for what it is is because pumps is so much older than me. She's been there minipause and she has hormone deficiencies. And so she, they put the pellet in the ash cheek, which lets the hormones flow from her ass to her body. Right. And it's cool to off. It really has. So pumps, what have you had it with? I'll tell you what I've had it with. And this has been on my mind forever. And I keep forgetting about it. I had it with influencers in the wild. And by that, I mean people posing in public places and taking up everybody's time

while they're posing and looking at their pictures. The only thing it influences me to do is become homicidal. I mean, I want to murder them. For example, we were at the US Open, and these two girls that were dressed identically, thigh-high boots, short-cream shorts, blazers not with the arms through, but sitting on their shoulders. Right.

They are doing the duck poses. I mean, every picture imaginable, here's what they did though. They sat, like they were doing poses on the rail to go up and down. So it blocked everybody trying to go to the bathroom, everybody trying to go back to the bathroom. This happens like 15 minutes down at the bottom. So I get up, go to the bathroom, get a drink, come back, and there is a line literally to the completely into the section, and people are lined up to the tunnel, because nobody

wants to get in the picture, because we're just trained, you know, if somebody's taking a picture, that's fine. These second idiots are taking 35,000 pictures, and then they'll run together on the stairs, they'll look at the picture, then they'll talk about it, and then they'll run together on the stairs. They'll look at the picture, then they'll talk about it. And then they'll run back and do the pictures over. And I just fucking had it. And so I just walked right by it. And I said, this is ridiculous that you're taking up this entire walkway. And they both looked at me like, God, she's such a bitch.

And I just thought you're fucking an idiot. They were identical twins basically. They had one head brown here, one head blonde here, same outfits, same looks, same pictures. I mean, I was just like, this makes me want to strangle you with my bare hands. I just thought it was so rude and the lack of self awareness.

And I don't know, maybe they're not influencers, maybe they're just highly narcissistic people that want to take a ton of pictures of themselves. I'd never seen them before. I mean, they were super pretty. There's no doubt about that. Not worthy of 45 minutes worth of pictures while 20,000 people wait so they can get the perfect shot of themselves dressed almost identically. I just thought it was ridiculous. I mean, one could argue that if you're going to the US open, you're probably going to watch tennis. Not these girls. There's the level of entitlement that comes with these influencers

to where they, it's like my need, my immediate need right now that I need fulfilled is to get as many images as possible. And I don't give a fuck who's around. Right. So when we were on vacation this summer, we were at that, you know, that white lotus too. Yeah, yeah, we stated that hotel in Sicily. So there were so many people that, you know, a table next to us for dinner. And it's rather distracting. There was a mother daughter. And it was the mom just took all these photos

of the girl with her wine and then her pasta came and then we had an image with the, you know, the fork in the pasta with it lifted up, going into her mouth, the twirl. My son, Roman and I just like we ended up, I ended up not talking to my family at all because I was so morbidly fascinated with the ambition that they had to not enjoy anything that they were doing yet photograph and produce evidence as though it were an enjoyable lunch.

But I can tell you I saw a first hand behind the scenes. Nobody enjoyed that lunch. No, they didn't have fun. These girls could give two shits who was playing tennis. They were so dying for everyone to be like, oh my gosh, look at the blazer twins in the, at the US Open. First of all, nobody gives a fuck. Take one picture, sit down. I bet you, because I tried to do in my head when I was kind of waiting to go to the bathroom,

that every time they snap, let's say they did, six snaps a second, and they're 60 seconds. That's 120 pictures of pretty much the same pose. And this went on for 30 minutes. Like, who needs that many fucking pictures of pretty much the same pose. And this went on for 30 minutes. Like who needs that many fucking pictures of themselves? I mean, that's weird. Had it. Had it. Welcome to I've had it. I'm Jennifer. I'm Angie. Kylie. I've got a really good hate comment. Oh, good. On Instagram for you guys. Okay. And it's by Pauli Anna Farms. Okay. And she writes, I had no idea that these two very thirsty

age tags were complete liberals, making fun of the merchandise at Walmart. No one even knows who you two are, and I'm completely unfollowing you to nobody skanks. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You knew exactly who we were. Furthermore, the merchandise deserved ridicule because bad ideas deserve ridicule. And number two, it's pretty good take down. I mean, I like it. I thought the last little skank was just,

that's very cool. I thought it was good. I think it was just an average take down until the skank. I have to say, I like the skank. That's where it hooked me. Yeah, I like the skank a lot. Other than that, it's just name calling, which is normal. Right.

Nothing super nuanced about that. What did know that we were liberal? Yeah. She obviously doesn't listen to the podcast. Not one time. How they throw that out like it's a dirty word. It's like thank you for noticing that you were liberal. All right, let's see if you think this one's better.

Okay. It's by Niffy D. It's a review on Apple. Okay. Four stars. Okay. The two hosts are great together, unmatched chemistry. Great storytellers and senses of humor. I would argue that politically this podcast is more centrist slash liberal than left.

So if you're right of that, you'll probably get butt hurt. But if you're left of that, you'll probably cringe. It's a bit mean girls in Perry, Minipaz. Great listen if you have thicker skin. But the internalized misogyny is sometimes coming from inside the house. The feel good comedy can often come across as mean. I like it. I have a problem with them calling us centrist. You're going to say that the misogynist comes from what's inside the house.

The centrist? That's your centrist. I'm not a fucking centrist. No, I'm not a centrist. Either bet she must be way left-laning, which I'm all for it. As centrist, all of the comments and all the criticism that we've received, that one just kind of sits with me a little bit. A fucking centrist, wet like a John McCain centrist? Fuck off. I thought it was a great review. All in all, I thought it was well written.

I liked it. I'm kind of bad-heard about being called a centrist. So you know what that means. I've got to go on a fucking liberal progressive tie rate. We got to get Bernie Sanders on this podcast right now. I'm on it. Okay, so next up we have, hopefully this person is not a centrist, Kylie.

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Okay, Bianca Del Rio, welcome to I've had it. How are you? I'm well. Thank you for having me. I'm quite excited to be here because you know what, I live a life of I've fucking had it. You know what I mean? Every day something bothers me. So when they said, do you want to come talk to these two bitches about shit that you hate? And I go, sign me the fuck up. This is my kind of gig. You know, there's nothing more bonding than hating the same shit. It really ain't that the fucking truth. We unite and hate. People are always trying to find kindness and ways to fix things. Now, I like to be miserable, then discuss it with others,

form a group and go, yes, we are correct and we should run the world. That's how I be. Totally agree. Yeah. Well, Bianca, what have you had it with? What's the right out of the gates? What's the first thing that's begging you these days? Well, the biggest thing, and this has been that, you know, a topic, because I'm out here in California, which swarms still in my pajamas, it's been a rough night. But out here, this whole Starbucks thing with the fucking plastic straws is one of these things

that really bothers me. You know, it's that thing of like, oh, let's not give you a plastic straw, let's give you a paper straw. Have you drank from a paper straw? It's first minute, it's enjoyable. The second, you're like sucking it through a tampon, and then you're just like, what am I doing with this?

And frankly, they're like, let's save the turtles. What if the turtles want to do blow? What if turtles want to do coke? Let them have a fucking straw. They live till 150 years old. Let them do all, look, lies are still alive. Do all the cocaine you want. That's what bothers me.

It really irritates me. Because we're saving the environment. In a plastic cup, the straw is gonna make a difference. It's bullshit. I could not agree more. There is nothing that irritates me more than going to a restaurant and they bring me a paper straw. I'm just like, well, fuck it.

You've ruined my entire evening with this stupid thing. It goes like soft in your mouth. And it, like you said, it's like sucking it through a tampon. You can't get the liquid out. No, it's horrible. It's a horrible idea. I can't get the liquid out. No, it's horrible. It's a horrible idea. I could tell that you're that kind of gal that doesn't like anything soft in your mouth. No, I really like hard things in my mouth, Bianca.

Nobody likes a limp dick. Nobody likes a limp dick. Except when you're about to get dragged. It's very helpful. Trust me. Trust me. If you got to put it, oh God, it's the worst thing. You have to strap it up your back and then put it

under your wig. As you can see, I was a little hard this morning, but yeah, it is what it is. You know what irritates me about the whole environmental movement? Is that all of us, of course, fill the temperature of the Earth getting warmer and we want to do something.

But why is it put on us the end consumer instead of these giant corporations that can actually make an impact? Why are you all fucking breathing down my neck with the paper straw? Go after the fucking multi-billion dollar corporations. I've had it with that. Oh great. I think it's a guilt complex. They want to make everybody feel guilty and then you have to do your part. And then the worst thing, it's not so much the regulations, but it's the assholes that judge you for doing what you're doing. And you're like Mary, Mary, Mary, police, like, don't go get it, go get an electric car. Well, we can't get an electric car now because look at that asshole running Twitter. Well, we can't get one because then we have to justify that. Exactly. So it's challenging to's just challenging to me. It's all the monitors we have in the world now that are like,

oh, you do that. Oh, that's not good for the environment. Please, I'm a gay man. I've been known to suck a dick. I've done worse in my life. It's just, you know what I mean? Like calm down. Now, I hate the pressure that they put on us.

And here's one thing that I cannot stand. And it's the micro managingmanaging of other people. I agree. It is just, it's more than I can take what kind of toilet paper you use, what your carbon footprint is. I'm like, get the fuck away from me. Go after the big guns.

Jennifer Welch and Pumps and Bianca are not gonna be able to fix this fucking problem because I can assure you if we could, it would already be fixed. Right. Agreed, but they don't want to fix it. They just want to torment us for the rest of our fucking lives on what we shouldn't be doing for future generations. Well, you know what?

I don't have kids. I don't care. I'm a drag queen. I'm not even allowed to be around children. And let's just talk about that for a minute. I don't like fucking children on the worst. I often say, I'm not a fan of children. I'm not even allowed to be around children. And let's just talk about that for a minute. I don't like fucking children on the worst. I often say, I'm not a fan of children. I'm not a Catholic priest.

Leave me alone. Go into the church. Go to the clean that house before you try to clean ours. No, it is 1,000% the truth. And here's all of that is. All of that is a ruse because all of these kids are getting shot in school. Nobody wants to talk about that because guns

as everybody knows are also penile extenders for the small, dicked men that run the country. So they don't want to deal with that size problem that they have. So what can we do here? Oh, let's go browbeat drag queens. And I mean, that is just such bullshit to me But it is such a small group of people

But then they start beating a drum and then they go to Bible study and then they get all these other people And let me tell you what I've had it with the most. This is what really chaps my fucking hide Are the women that probably look like pumps in me and when they're in certain social circles? Oh, no, I have a gay friend or my hairdresser's gay, but then when they go to vote, they vote an entirely different way. And I think the gays should ban the straits that do this from all services, all entertainment that the gays do,

they need to ban these duplicitous, straight people because I've had it with them. Well, let's just be real for a minute. First and foremost, you know it's getting dirty now because you see they're saying, Oh, drag queens like children. Yeah, that's problematic. Then they're like, we want to ban drag branches. Now the gays are really upset because you know what, taking away unlimited mimosas from a faggot. It's problematic, honey. You're fucking with liquor now.

No, no, no, no, no, no. But I also think what's crazy to me, as you said, they always say I have that one gay friend. Have you seen most of those women? They don't. You're exactly right. No, they don't. And it's tricky.

But if you take away any gay entertainment, how are you going to make a movie? How are you going to do a Broadway show? There's always a lesbian and a gay, hangin' lights, hangin' curtains. I mean, good fucking luck with that, you know? No, totally agree. Speaking of drag queens, how do you feel about a drag queen that doesn't wear earrings? Okay, let me, okay, you know, let me take a sip of this and I'm letting you know,

this is water, not vodka, although I wish it was vodka because this is a very hot topic with me, ladies. First of all, if you're going to go to the level of drag and you're going to put on makeup, you're going to put on lashes, you're going to put on lipstick and you don't bother to put something on your ears. Let's be real here. Most drag queens are men. Okay. I'm not because, of course, they say drag is for everyone, but in the end, those grand queens are meant and you need something to distract from your face. No one is that fucking pretty where you go, oh, I don't need the earring. No,

no, no, no, no, you're not Charlie's there on. Put a earring on to distract from the man lunas of it all. I think that that's important. Like when you see a woman out, don't you feel like where's your earrings? Where's the full look? Where's

the complete set going on, right? Is it the same with women or is it just with drag queens that I'm bothered with? Do you guys get it? Well, I totally get it because it's like it's a look. It's a it's like a dream. You know, you're looking at the whole picture. But since we started doing this podcast and I wear these ears all the time, I don't wear earrings. And so I've noticed, yeah, we're all with it. So I've never- You can wear a stud. You can wear a stud. Let me ask you this.

Back in the day, probably in the late 90s, early 2000s, I would get a drag show all the time. This is before I had kids. And I was at every drag show. And these drag queens that I hung out with, we always wrote like fashion citations would be like, sound the sirens. Where? Where? And then pull an imaginary pen always wrote like fashion citations would be like sound the sirens. Where and then pull an imaginary pin out and write fashion citations. So do you write fashion

citations to fellow queens that don't have on their earrings or do you just like silently look and judge? Oh, honey, there's nothing silent about me. Now, what I do is I like to do this thing called trolling. So I will wake up, let's say, on any given Saturday when I have a minute and I don't really have a schedule. Maybe I have to go to Costco, maybe I have to go to Starbucks, you know, those few little errands I have to run. So I think let me start my day by trolling and I will go known as Twitter or Instagram and I just take a stroll and I start to see people and then I will just put a couple of words. Like they will write this long die tribe about their lives and say things are so difficult. I'm dealing with sobri I'm balancing this boyfriend my dog just thought blah blah blah blah blah and everybody's going prayers for you sending strength and I put okay.

If I see somebody looking horrible I go, that's a look. It's all caps and it's just a couple of caps and I get about 15 people. I hit it hard. Then I turn off my phone and then I let the day as I go to Costco and run the Starbucks and take my dog out and do what I've got to do. And then come home at about 10 p.m. And I'm ready to go to bed. I open that phone and read the responses and giggle because it's amazing. When you don't interfere in the fuckery everyone else is fighting the battles for you and then

right after Matt because they go yeah, beyond this right where is your fucking earring? Yes, we're sticking your fucking rants about your goddamn life and your boyfriend. Okay, it's the perfect response and that's what brings me joy. So that's my citations I give. But I also have this other one on the side hustle. I'm giving you this little information. I live in Palm Springs and I moved here during the pandemic

and what was fascinating is I became a little crazy as we all were trapped at home. So the only thing I could do was circle the neighborhood in my golf cart. Now you're asking, why do you have a golf cart if you don't play golf? Well, I have a golf cart garage. So I needed to have a fucking golf cart. So it almost killed me, but that's a whole nother story.

Anyway, I had the golf cart and I would get drunk and get in the golf cart another drag queen friend of mine. And we would just drive around the neighborhood and critique the landscape. Write a post it note and stick it on the mailbox and just say, hey, fix it. Front door, ugly color, bushes too much. Pull that on the floor or pull back on the, yeah, it's important to mention this thing. So we would do this, you can imagine some old bitch in Palm Springs

going to make her mailbox go and what the fuck is. bitch in pumps. I'm gonna make her a mailbox. Go and what the fuck is. But you know, those are the citations I would give. But this is what makes me feel better. People say go to therapy. I go fuck that. This is my therapy.

This brings me joy. That brings me. I love that. So much joy. Number one, you're probably the smartest person on the worldwide web. Yeah, to troll. Turn smartest person on the worldwide web. Yeah, to troll. Turn off. Go implement, you know, stupid shit that you want to do. Come back, turn it on and then just watch the insanity that you never really participated in except

for the first bomb that you dropped. It's like what you're writing. It's vague. It's not even like, you just go, okay, that's my favorite. People love to spill out their lives and you just go, okay, or that's a look. And it just, I don't know, it's triggering to people and it brings me fucking joy. I get so much joy out of how serious people get on the World Wide Web. Yeah. I mean, it's like a post that we put, or one of these clips from our podcast. And then people watch the clip, they think that we're dead fucking serious about shit.

And they write, I'm talking 12 inches, a really good sized monster dick post. Wait a minute, that's 12 inches to you. We'll have a couple of things. Say no, I'm just kidding. All right. I remember once I was at a party and there was this blogger, which is another useless fucking job, like influencer, but that a party and she has written some shit

about me that was not favorable. And they were like, hey, Bianca, hey. And I said, why are you talking to me? You fucking hate me. It's clear you posted every day. And they said, oh, honey, don't take it personal. I have to write something every day. So it is what it is.

And I thought about it. I was like, wait a minute, this makes sense. So a lot of the shit that people are saying and a lot of people that people are putting out there, they don't necessarily believe it. They just have to feel a void of like saying it and doing it because they have to make a deadline. You know what I mean?

It doesn't mean there's nothing to it. So then you just summarize our podcast. We have a nice shit. We just throw it out there. Oh, I'm like, you throw it out there, but you also want to get people that agree with you in most of the time. I mean, so far I've agreed with everything you've said.

Although there was a clip of you complaining about wearing bangs after 60. And that is something, it's hard. Yeah, yeah. So the thing is, I'm wearing bangs today, bitch. How old do you think I am? How old? No, you look amazing.

35? 30, oh, stop it, bitch. No, I say the wig is maybe 35 years old, but the trick is I think bangs are fine. You don't have to be 60 to wear bangs, but then it comes to a point after 60 where the bangs start to each your face. Look at Goldie Han. What's going on there? I grew. So you think it makes you look older if you do all that in as you get older. Well, I think it's, I think bangs on a woman

or is they saying the UK fringe is all good. I get very nervous around men with bangs over 40 because then it looks like a wig. You know what I mean? Look at Elton John. Look at Elton John. Does that look healthy or pretty? No.

I think that's a two pay though, isn't it? Well, it's a full on wig without it down. With his little spiky bangs over 40, it does it work. It's like a little wig on a potato. It's not a flattering look. No, I completely agree with you. Okay. Let's segue over to the feckery that's going on at airports. Let's start at the gate and then let's end at the luggage carousel. The gate, well, the gate is the pinnacle of the madness because it starts, of course, through security when you first get there. You know, and the people that are in line that don't understand that you can tag your luggage before you get up, you don't have to speak to a representative, you can literally tag your bag and there's a bag drop off. So they don't know what line to begin with.

Okay, and it starts with entitlement. They see something where I may not be diamond, but I once took a flight and my numbers don't match up and there's always a story that goes along with it. Now, this is the average person. So they will stand in the wrong line for so long and now they're pissed, okay? And then they have to be demoted to another area. Then they get through that. Then we get through security.

Where you're always behind that slow motherfucker that leaves a piece of paper, a nickel, a belt buckle, always are your pockets empty. Yeah, of course, of course. All of a sudden they've got a cock ring, they got a fucking leg, all of a sudden they carry on a gun right before me. I'm just trying to get to the lounge if I can get in to enjoy a few snacks that everybody has touched. That's all I'm trying to do. But, problematic going through the security, all of a sudden they've got a knee replacement,

hip replacement, it's quite mad. Then, you get through the machine, you get through the fuckery and you're like, okay, this is good. Now I'm going to go to the lounge and relax. Well, then you find out the lounge has reached capacity. You hear that delta? Delta's got some fucking issues now. So now you have to stand in line to get into the lounge, to share food and space with lots of people. Now, of course, in a sense of entitlement, you maybe got 15 minutes to have a glass of wine, a piece of cheese, then it's to the gate. Now, this is where the madness, this is the height of all the fuckery because you're this close,

this close to getting on the plane. And the problem with everybody is they don't know where to stand because the airport has not made this convenient. Literally, it's a little stick with a little string that's separating everybody right in front of the gate. No one knows where to stand. Everybody's got luggage, usually too much luggage, because it's too cheap to fucking check the luggage. So it's like six bags that they have and they stand where, right, in the middle of everything. Now, you don't know what lane to go in because the signs are misleading

and everybody's clumped up right there. Then they start with, oh, do we have anybody that needs assistance? Now, this is the brilliant part. You see people go on a plane in a wheelchair, but once they start with, oh, do we have anybody that needs assistance? Now this is the brilliant part. You see people go on a plane in a wheelchair, but once they land at their destination, all of a sudden it's a miracle they can fucking walk. But it's part of the madness. So you're there. You're waiting to get in all of a sudden it's anybody who needs a little special time, anybody with children, anybody who has a disability, got it, got it, got it. Then it's service man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we get it.

Now this is where it starts, where they go zone one business class or first class, and then they're clump right in the fucking middle. And what happens is you end up standing in that line to get on the plane, and this motherfucker in front of you is not moving, but you don't realize that because you're looking for your ticket,

looking for your passport, you've got all your paraphernalia with you, and they are standing there and you're like, excuse me, are you gonna go, oh no, no. And they step aside. Then why are you standing in front of the fucking line? Why? Have you experienced this?

Oh, totally. Yes. Yes. There's always somebody, because I'll assume like maybe I'm boarding group one. So I'm going ahead and I'm getting in what maybe I'm 10, 12 people back. So then they call it after they do the military, you know, people with small children, people that with disabilities, you go through the list of all the people that get pre-borted. And then finally it's like group one. So then I'm like kind of waiting around and I look at the seven people standing in front of me and I'm like,

sorry, are you group one? Because they're not boarding. And they're like, oh, no, I'm group four. And I'm like, what mother fucker? What the fuck are you doing here? Wait, wait, sit in your seat until your group is called because otherwise we're all in a big clump, just like you said. And what is the rush? We're all going to the same fucking place. That's what I always think.

And why don't they do what they do in the UK or might be Australia? I can't remember where I was, but they board the plane from the back. And it just makes the most fucking sense. Are you in the UK or might be Australia, I can't remember where I was, but they bored the plane from the back. And it just makes the most fucking sense. Are you in the back? This takes makes the cheap people very fucking happy because they get on the plane first to sit in their seat, weigh in the back, and then you just feel accordingly. That actually makes the most sense because I've been in business class getting dirty looks. I mean, I get lots of dirty looks as they pass me to go to their little coach seat and some drag queen. But it's actually a gay hate crime.

That's what it is. It's like, I thought it she afford this seat. Yeah. But it does, it really just bothers me that this is an airport etiquette. It just makes all the sense in the world, you know? And then if you can't lift the bag to get it into the overhead compartment, you shouldn't be traveling with a bitch. You

shouldn't be traveling with it because everybody has issues trying to get the bag in there as though they've never experienced that before, you know? Like they don't realize how small those little compartments are. Well, they have the box in the front of the airport. All you have to do is be like, okay, my bag's too small. I'll tell you what happened to me the last time I went through security, it made me so fucking mad. This guy, he had a backpack and then he had like a man purse, but it was big. It was like kind of a small devil. And then he had a computer bag. And I was pissed. I was like, Motherfucker, you've got three bags. You've got a backpack, a devil, and a man or like a computer bag.

I've got my purse. That's it. So I think men get away with murder on these slides. Because they didn't have a backpack. Wait, where are we traveling to? Where are we traveling to? I think I was going to New York City. Oh my God, that was me.

That was me. That was me. That was me. That was me. Imagine you say, how many bathos are you? And then we met today. I tell you what drives me crazy. Once you get through your senior stuff

on the conveyor belt to get X-rayed. And then you've got somebody that's hogging right at the exit as the stuff gets out. And they're putting their shoes on there. And everything's piling up instead of taking their bin, carrying it down to the end, getting their shit and putting it on so that it can keep going through. Security would not be that big of a deal without the fucking morons. The morons ruined it for all of us.

Yeah. Completely. And the other thing that gets me is pick up your tray and put it back in the little tree. Yes. Yes. Oh. Clean that up yourself. Yeah. Exactly. Now, I must say though that internationally it is tricky because sometimes when you go to the airport, they're like, shoes can stay on depending on the machine. Sometimes you can leave everything in the bag. Sometimes you can take everything. Sometimes you have to take everything out.

Sometimes you have to take the shoes off. It really depends on where you are. So I often ask the person who is standing there miserable hating their lives, I say, are we good? Can everything stay in the back or can it not? Yeah. And they're like, okay, no, take everything out or whatever. So I do ask the protocol, depending on where I am, I know at New York

and LAX, you have to take everything out, which is a lot of work. Yeah. I hate the people that like put their shoes on at the end of the conveyor belt. And they put their belt on at the end of the conveyor belt. I'm like, bitch, just move. There's like seats everywhere for you to do this, but instead everyone's waiting on your fat ass. I said, keep moving.

That's why they need the belt. Tiny waist, big ass. Yeah, I get it. So let's then graduate. We've gotten off the plane. And for the people that checked the bag, you make your way down to the luggage carousel. And let's talk about the fuckery that's going on at the goddamn carousels.

Oh, it is the slowest that this is where this is, it's like animal planet, you know, it's like back week. We've come this far. Now we've gotten to our destination now. Hopefully our final destination. If our baggage plane usually it is, you're going to be there for a hot minute. Everybody's waiting for the bags. Now in some airports, they have a little line that they put around the baggage little trolley and they'll say, do you not pass this line? Well, everybody gets clusterfucki right up on top of it. And then my favorite is they try to look at the little slats on the actual machine to see what direction the luggage is going to go. Have you noticed that it's like, all right, I think it's going to be this one or I think it's going to go this way. So they all pile up then the luggage starts and it goes in the opposite direction and

they run like flies on ship to get to that one spot. And you're in the back. I'm waiting now. I'm, and you're going to be shocked by this, but I travel with a few bags because drag is a bit much. Okay. Right. And I'm waiting for my bags, but I'm not going to close to fuck stand on the front. I'm waiting back. And now there's no space. It's like the iron wall to get my bags in the front because these fucking people are waiting for their tiny little bag, which upsets me tremendously. Because I think just step back. Step back. You see it? Then go grab it.

Then step back out of line. It's a simple fucking procedure. And the other thing that sets me up too is when I go to the airport, I might have four bags. You know, two bags for drag. My boy bag, as we call it. And then we might have merchandise or some other shit. And people look at me like I'm insane

because I'm traveling with luggage. That's a lot of luggage. Ooh, that's a, I'm at the fucking airport. Like if I was going through a hospital with all of these two cases, then you could go, hmm, something's up. That's a lot of luggage. But I'm at the, where else do you bring luggage but two fucking airports? You're welcome.

Ooh, that was, you're going far. Ooh, are you moving? Mine, you're fucking careful. You're welcome. Woo! No, it must be going far. Woo, are you moving? Mind your fucking business. I agree. The people that narrate what you're doing. These voluntary narrators put a sock in it. I've had it with that. It's like, remember when like jean distress jeans were in?

It was like every single time I wore a pair of somebody to go, huh, looks like you got some holes in your jeans. Yeah. No shit. You don't fuck. go, huh, looks like you got some holes in your jeans. Yeah. Like no shit. You don't have fun. Yeah. Yeah. That's it.

And I think that if this is why I'm considering a private jet, a lot easier, you know, and then I can go to different airports and leave posted notes and give my reviews. But I just, I just find it bothersome. And there's something about the energy at the airport. You know, no one seems calm and collective. Everybody just brings all this angst and problematic behavior into this tiny little area. You know, even the staff hates you. You know, I sympathize with the people that work because I can only imagine the fuckery that they deal with. You know, everybody that works at desk, I sympathize.

Security, not so much. But everybody there at the desk, I do sympathize because I can only imagine the shit they hear on a daily basis. I mean, the few things I hear just standing behind them is insanity. Yeah. You know, it's always a story about their ticket and where they need to go and what they need to do and what can they get for it. You know, it's like when a plane's canceled and they're fighting. What are you going to do? Are you going to

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restrictions may apply. Let's talk about couples when they first get together That post all the time together on the internet Long stories and then they comment to each other on the post And then all of a sudden it vanishes. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I have a friend who was a serial It vanishes. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, I have a friend who was a serial Daider, okay, I was about to say rapist, but that's not what I'm I do know one of them too grow whole nother show But a serial data that will like goes on a date with a guy after the first three days

Let's say there's a post is a cute post no caption, no caption, just of two people. And then people are going, who's that cutie? Because I don't know if you know this, the Instagram world is people on the go. The Facebook world is people with too much fucking time on their hands. Yes. You know what I mean? Yes. So this bitch will post something about this guy. And then people go, oh, he's cute. Who's that? Oh, good looking happy couple. Then the bitch will post had an amazing time. All these stage photos of like them walking ahead, holding hands. Who's the bitch holding the photo? That's holding the camera. That's what I want to say. Who's making the picture from a phone?

Is it set up? Is it a person that you trusted with your phone? That's another dumb bitch. But in the end, someone is taking photos in the sun, in the moonlight, in the this, in the that picture of their hands. And then it's like big announcement coming on Thursday. Why are you warning me on Monday? Just tell me on Thursday. Just tell me Thursday. It would be exciting news. But now you've pissed me off because on Monday, you're bothering with me. I've got something to announce on Thursday, what that you're an asshole. We know that. announcement on Thursday. And then, radio silence. You see nothing else about this couple.

And then she's posted pictures of flowers or her yard or her or her mailbox. And you're like, wait a minute, what happened to this man Rick? What happened? You can't ask because he's now long gone. Now you've taken me on this journey with your relationship and sadly I've invested a little too much fucking time. You've had with this problem. I wanna know what the fuck he did.

You told me when he bought your chocolates, you told me when he took you to Las Vegas. What did he do to piss you off for you to delete every photo of Rick? Tell me what the fuck is really going on. That's great. Because you know what, let's be real. When someone breaks up with you or someone does you wrong, let's say, you know, you wear out your friends talking about the problem.

You know, your friends are like, oh, God, here she comes again. Well, I talk to the people where there's an audience. Let it be. You motherfucker did this and for all of us to go, comes again, well, I talk to the people where there's an audience. Let it be. She's a motherfucker. Did this and for all of us to go, yes, bitch. Yes. Is that adorable? I can't believe he did that.

Like, you would have the best cheerleading group if you could wrap it up, but that's what makes me think she's the one that does them dirty because then she just eliminates them and then they're no longer around. That's, that's, that's what I'm reading into. But I'm also crazy. I watch Col case files and forensic files. I figured all that shit out. I also think it's hilarious when people completely erase a partner from their social media.

Like erase all evidence. Like they break up with somebody. This is so interesting because I have an interior design business and I have these Gen Z or millennials that work for me. The very first thing they think to do, when they break up or have conflict with somebody, is I've got to get to my Instagram and delete all of this evidence and unfollow the person.

When I've had marital problems with my husband, Josh, the last thing I'm thinking about is my social media profile. But it is the very first thing that some people think about and that shit is scrubbed But it is the very first thing that some people think about. And that shit is scrubbed. It is squeaky. Right. That cracks me up. It's a different way of thinking.

I know. I mean, you're sitting there going, why are they thinking about social media? When you're sitting there going, how can I kill this motherfucker? You know what I mean? Exactly right. So it's fascinating that people don't realize

how to kill somebody properly. What am I talking about? OK. I'm just saying there's a way to kill somebody proper. What am I talking about? There's a way to kill somebody and I think I figured it out, but I'll tell you both privately. Because in my brain, it's just, it's so simple. You just cover your house and tarps and then you invite the person over and they go, oh my God, what's going on? You go renovations.

Then you kill them. Then you wrap them up in the tarps and usually stick them in an Ikea bag one of those big blue Ikea bag You can carry that bag anywhere. No one's gonna ask what's in it. It's all shit furniture And those bags can hold up to 20 pounds of weight so you can just dismember the body Yeah, it works Call me Okay, Bianca now we're gonna play a game with you called had it or hit it. Oh God, okay.

Oh my God. Welcome to had it or hit it. I would hit it. I had it. I hit it every day sometimes twice a day. Okay, had it or hit it. Congresswoman Lauren Bobear. Oh, that's fucking tool. I was had it.

Had it. Well, who goes to Beetlejuice and jerks somebody? I mean, what the fuck? Like, Democrat. And then we found out that the guy is a Democrat who owns a bar where there's drag shows. Right. And this hunt is complaining about,

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, what, what, you stop electing stupid people? Stop electing stupid fucking people to start with. I mean, she what you stop electing stupid people stop elect stupid fucking people to start with. I mean, she is a fucking idiot and I don't understand vaping in the theater. First of all, calling Beetlejuice, you know, artistic. First of all, that's what I'm going to see now. Like who jerking somebody off in the theater? Everybody knows you do that in the park and that next to a dumpster.

Have some class you can't really. She's the one who her quote was, children need to go to church, not to drag shows. Right. And then here she is in a movie theater where we know people, Americans get shot in movie theaters. And she's given somebody a hand job. And yet she thinks she is this big moral leader on what's best for children. And here's the thing about her. I've had it with her. But all the shit she's doing right now, all this hypocrisy, I just want to keep making notes.

So when I run into all these Bible study Christians that are like, oh, I don't have a problem with gaze. I want to be like, you think you're so pro kid and you think that you're okay with gays, but then you go and vote one way and you're voting for morons just like this. And by the way, I want to know who and what your husbands beaten off to all the time for you to internalize all this stuff. So I want your husband's Google search history. Now, that's, that's serious. But the tricky thing about this too or the funny thing about it is just the fact that she's, you know, complaining that she's Christian and that everybody

should live this way. Isn't she like a grandmother at like 30 something years old? 36 year old son, you know, is having sex with someone else out of wedlock and now they're pregnant like girl, get out of here. Clean your own fucking house before you try to tell us how to live. Agreed. And sending children to the church. Girl, I don't know if you know this,

but I have a lawsuit against the Catholic Church because when I was an altiboy, nobody fucked me. And I'm furious about it. Horrible. Even the priests were like, no, she talks too much. The last place, not my thing, it's really sad. The last place I would send my sons to would be some sort of Jesus camp or some youth ministry church thing. Plus, I'm really suspect if anybody who's like this cool hip youth pastor of the mega church

that, you know, wears true religion jeans and wants to hang out with all the teens. I think that's a fucking red flag city. Wait, not the true religion, Jean. Oh, you got it. Yes, I agree. Organized religion is crazy, which is why I'm not a fan of Taylor Swift. I mean, that is an organized religion. Those people that worship that girl, I agree. Organized religion is crazy, which is why I'm not a fan of Taylor Swift. I mean, that is an organized religion. Those people that worship that girl, I'm just like, whatever, it's a whole new church, it's a whole new thing. If it works for you great, but don't try to sell me

and try to lure me into it, cause it ain't for me. It ain't for me. Yeah, I'm like, yeah. Okay, I mean, I'm just, I'm neutral on Taylor Swift. Like it's, she's just not somebody. I'm gonna lose my mind over going to see. And I don't really like group activities.

And her concert is like, they're at the center of group activities. And I don't want to be with that many people that are going that crazy in one place at one time. I found out that she's got a movie of her tour coming out and I think I'll go see it. I kind of like Taylor Swift. My issue is this.

It's not that I have a problem with the girl. I don't have a problem with her being her and being successful. I think she's talented. I just hate her because everybody likes her. That's my problem. That's my problem. I just hate her and that's the mind

that I have to keep to go online. So when someone says, tell her, Swift is the best and I go, okay, because you know, it's just gonna boil. If you mention something about Beyonce, they all come for you and I love to trigger them. I go, okay, and then it just sets gonna boil. If you mentioned something about Beyonce, they all come for you. And I love to trigger them. I go, okay, and then it just sets them off. So keep that in mind.

I have to hate them because everybody else loves them. Because they can't be wrong. And when we find out something is wrong with Taylor Swift or Beyonce, then I can go, told you. Oh, you know, we're always shopping for new resentments and petty grievances. So this has been really enlightening for us that we can just everybody likes them. Well, we've had it with them.

And I think this is what we've had. We've had it with them. Yes, exactly. There's people like, like, like Lauren, like you just mentioned, we don't have to hate it because we know she's a fucking idiot. We know that's a boundified idiot. But the other people, they have to come into question because sometimes they become untouchable and you're like, mm-hmm, she's mediocre, she's okay.

And it's set them off. Okay, Bianca, had it or hit it, tucking? Woof! Well, okay, this is an in-between one for me because tucking can be an issue in general and I've done track now for like 28 years so it gets old but it's made me money so it's that weird thing. You're like, oh yeah, so I'm kind of neutral on this. I hate it on a daily basis but I love the money that it brings me. That makes perfect sense. You know, it's like being a hooker. It's like being a hooker.

You know, it's part of the job. You know what I mean? That's right. You collect some money, you go to the clinic. It's just a cycle. It's just a new. Because we have to chew. Okay.

Had it or had it closeted lawmakers. I've had it. I've had it. Because it's the hypocrisy that gets me. You know, and it's the insanity or this life that they try to pain or what about the the lawmaker now that was just bright with bars of gold and they say guilty. How do you claim to be not guilty? With hundreds of thousands of dollars in jacket pockets and his excuse was, oh,

it's because I'm from Cuba. And I'm worried that it might turn over into Cuba, a communist country. So I need the cash in case I need to flee. What kind of psychology and fuckery is this? Just own up to it. So my issue with lawmakers in general, I fucking hate all of them. And I recently had a moment where Mitch McConnell, the troll of all trolls, there was a fabulous meme, oh, this is another thing that gets people mad when you have a meme and you post it,

like a meme that you've seen and you just posted with no explanation, rotted and hateful. And there was a picture of him at that one press conference where he froze. And there was a picture of him at the other press conference where he froze again. And the caption said different strokes. Now, I laugh. I laugh for a good 20 minutes, and I thought, I got to post it. So I posted it. And then everybody that, how dare, no matter what his politics are, he's a human being. And then fuck him.

First and foremost, he's got the best healthcare there is in the fucking world on my dime to begin with. So let's just say this. No matter how sad his situation is, fuck him. He has blocked so much fuckery that can help us so much that we could move ahead in this world. He's totally made it his mission to block it and cancel it. And none of it can happen. And on my tax dollar, he can see the best specialist there is. So what do I fucking care about him, no matter what he does, his life is better off the mine anyway. So I can post a meme about him because different strokes got me, girl. That's good. He's a big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big I'm with you, fuck Mitch McConnell. What he did in his Supreme Court and how much power he wielded, he is the walking embodiment of everything that is wrong with old white men in America.

Okay. And he has hurt with his policies. So many people that he claims to care about. And he does his Christianity's bullshit, his care for other people is bullshit. All he has done has lined the pockets of people like the Koch brothers. And I think what he has done to the Supreme Court,

it is a horribly rotten institution now. And it all starts and ends with Mitch McConnell. Fuck him. And he is the one that's choosing to put himself out there. He can retire at any time. If I was having many strokes while giving, I've had it podcast, and everybody was making fun of me online, I would have a choice at that point

to either continue giving many strokes or to resign. So this is a choice because you know what, America's all about freedom. And he has the freedom to have many strokes on TV. And I mean, if you're going to be 975 in in public office, that's just the risk you take. But it's a bunch of McConnell. Fuck him. I agree. And let's just on top of that, he looks like his breath stinks. Let's just say chronic halitosis. Halitosis, bitch. Halitosis. Like you just say, what you have for lunch? I already smell it.

We know. We know he's a rotted him big. Yeah, yeah, totally inside out. Not a fan. Okay, had it or hit it music festivals. Had it because I live out here in Palm Springs, so they have Coachella. And one week is Coachella.

And the next week, what's that other one called, Jamie, that they have the West Stage Coach? Okay, so it's two different breeds of people. I don't understand it. It's like Burning Man. When people are like, let's go out here into the wilderness and lip, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I will go out into the middle of nowhere when there is an exclusive beautiful hotel where there's a bathroom that I could use where I know my way around, where I can bring my own liquor. I have no desire to associate with the masses because Miranda Lambert is there. I just don't get it. I don't understand it. I'm not that interested in anybody enough to go and experience that madness. I draw the line at Porta Potty. Like if there's, I can't, if there's a portapoddie at this music

festival, I'm out, especially if it's hot and there's a bunch of people that'll smell, I don't understand why I would be fine. I just don't get it. I just don't like human beings enough to do that. Honey, that's the podcast. I don't like people. I don't like people. I'm not interested in being around them. And you know, the things that people do that it really upsets me that really sets me out is the breathing thing. It's the breathing constantly in and out. I can't deal with that. I can't. Yeah, breathing people can be very annoying. People are breathing too much. They are breathing way too much. In my face all around me, it's problematic. Okay. Had it or hit it, spirit animals. Okay. This is tricky because many people call me this spirit animal because I'm a miserable hateful person I'm a happy person because I'm hateful if that makes any sense because I

What I feel and I talk about it and I I just get it out of my system So I've been called a spirit animal, but I don't have any spirit animals in my life. So I don't live in that world of spirit animals and horoscope and all that because they'd like to use that to justify things. Like if you do something horrible, they go, oh, that's so Libra of you. The fuck? No, like you're just an asshole. Yeah. Nothing to do with when you were born. Yeah. So where someone says, oh, well, you know, you're my spirit animal. Get off your ass and do something. Go out and try it. You know, you're my spirit animal because you wear lashes. Put yourself in drag ass hole.

You know, like I don't understand that fascination with saying, Oh, I wish I had the nerve to do it. Just do it. You know, okay, last one, Bianca, had it or hit it fake holidays. I've had it. I've had it. First of all, because of social media, I don't know if all these holidays existed before, but because of social media, they're like, oh, it's gay months. All right, well, I knew of like a pride month. You know, I knew that there was an event that would happen and people are proud,

and they would have a parade and what have you. Then it's like gay history month. What the fuck is that? What the- I am gay history. I don't need to be reminded that I'm old. I'm not interested in that aspect of it. Ooh, Tupperware Week. What the fuck?

Like, what is this bullshit? Are you trying to sell something? Are you trying to adjust it? I don't understand the point of all the madness and how everybody's like, ooh, you need to get in on it because it's what it is. I mean, aren't there other holidays that straight people celebrate that I don't know about? Yeah. I think I would be remiss here if I didn't mention that July 7th was Bianca Del Rio in New Orleans. That is it. Well, there was a mayor at the time that I had a relation. That's a whole other story.

Anyway, yeah. It was. There you go. And they gave me this day. And I thought, what the fuck is this mean? Like, what does this, you know, that's not, that's a legitimate holiday behind the way. I'm just letting you know.

And I'm kind of like, what do you do on, you know, Bianca Del Rio day? And they said as the people, as the community, we just wear a white eyeliner and curse people out. I go, that's it. That's it. You could be celebrating me. Yeah, I got a day.

I prefer cash, but they gave me a day and a plaque. So, you know, it is what it is. The perfect way to honor you. Beyond the, you have given so much fun. So many new things to hate and to troll. And I, for that, this has been one of the most transformational episodes this podcast has ever had. I've learned how to be a better troll online.

Yeah. I've learned how to then, you know, launch a grenade, walk away, go handle my shit, come back. I've learned so many new things and so many new things that I can be upset about and hate on that I don't know, I mean, I owe a debt to you, my friend that is deep. You make me cry.

I mean, it is deep. You're about to say, are you about to say that I'm your spirit animal? Are you about to say it? Hashtag almost. Oh, you've gone say it? hashtag almost. You've gone to and bitch. Listen. Now, I am glad that we can sit together and discuss the things we hate because it's important. You know, people say, stay positive and keep your secrets to

you know, let's just blast everybody and discuss what we hate because it's important. You it's amazing. how many people agree with us, but they're just too afraid to say it. So I think your podcast is a service to the world and to the community so that they have a place to go and have their grievances and talk about it. You know, I think it's important in our victory to find out how the bitch died.

I'm just working on Facebook to find out how you got rid of that boyfriend. I think it's important to know the options when your husband's an asshole at the airport. All of these things are very helpful to the common people. And let's not forget that you also told us how to commit a perfect murder. Right. So funny. There's more to it. The public surface that has taken place in this last hour, I think this will go down, you know, a thousand years from now and civilization, people will pull

this out this episode here and talk about all the groundbreaking things that in one hour we have solved. That's right. It's true. You've got to have a tarp for the murder, but don't buy the tarps on your credit card. It's tricky. Don't go to Waller because there's cameras. It's listen, it's so many things.

I mean, we've discussed murder, we've discussed issues at the airport, we've discussed what's wrong with this country and elderly people in office, which by the way, I'm not saying anything is wrong with someone being elderly, as long as they're functional. You know what I mean? If you were in the diaper, you shouldn't be in office. I'm just saying. That's problematic. And let's be real. If you want to work as an elderly person, go to Walmart. We need new greeters. We need new greeters at Walmart. Why don't you do us a favor and go there? You'd be servicing the country there, Mitch McConnell. That's right. I agree. I agree. I don't think that many strokes would even be that big of a deal there. Well, Bianca, I mean, I cannot thank you enough. I can sit here for hours.

For hours. You are amazing. Absolutely hands down one of my favorite people we've had on this podcast. I've laughed so hard. You're wildly entertaining. Very smart and a world class hater and I love you. My deep black heart loves your deep black hearts. So fucking. Just bring me joy. I fucking love you, Bianca. I fucking love you. You've got impeccable taste And I have to say I will come back anytime you will have me anytime anytime anytime. Thank you so much Bianca Well, thank you for having me. Thank you for having me and I haven't said that since I had sex with my uncle I hope to see you soon and as I always say if you were a child and your uncle didn't fuck you, you're ugly. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you, ladies. Bye, bye. I'm going to give her the thank you. I can't. I love her so much. I just want to crawl inside of her and be with her every minute. I love how unapologetic she is about hating on shit.

Yeah. And how she says it just brings her joy to just get all that shit off her chest. And she just has this asshole fuck you, humor that makes my heart smile. I feel warmth. I need to get all of her crass jokes that warms my heart.

And it makes me feel love and hope for our species. No, I absolutely, my cheeks literally hurt right now from laughing. I couldn't quit laughing. I could not in just the delivery. She's fantastic. Bianca Del Rio, I fucking love you. Yeah.

When you were the biggest fucking bitch I have ever met in my life and I feel warm and passion and strength and desire and inspiration and aspiration for you. Yes your bitchiness is fucking life changing. It's world class. It is world class. She is the biggest fucking bitch. And I mean that gold standard gold standard. We can't look at that high. It is gold standard bitch. And you know what this just shows?

We have a lot more work to do. We've got a lot of work. We just were like, you're like, you school. Yeah. Of being petty and hateful. She is a PhD. She's a PhD. So listener, please follow us as we get through preschool, lower school, middle school, high school, undergrad, graduate

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