I've Had It - Dominatrix for Democracy

Episode Date: June 25, 2026

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So are we supposed to start the podcast? Ready, one, two, three. Patriots, gay, treats, they treatets, black treats, brown triots. We love you. All of MAGA can do wet pumps. Pumps, what have you had it with? What I've had it with is bathing suit shopping. It has just been a minefield for me.

The Sag and Dragons create a huge issue when bathing suit shopping. because you get a cute top and it's super cute. But then when your boobs are your belly button, it's not as cute. And so then I'm noticing like the super high cuts on the one piece. And like my, it just, it's disastrous for me bathing suit shopping. It just is. The stomach, we can't, I can't even talk about the stomach. But I was going through, I mean, I even went to the fucking mall.

That's how desperate. And I was in there. And I was just like, no, none of these are going to work. So I'm just really on the struggle bus with the bathing suit shopping. So I've just had it. I really feel like there's not like you have saggy boobs. If your stomach is fluffy, we need to design for those women. Somebody do that.

I've always seen you when we go to Mexico and these like tankinis and they always look so cute on you. That's the thing. It's like tankini's have just disappeared from the universe. And even though now. That was your jam, and they look so good on you. It's my whole jam, and I cannot find any. And I'm just really reluctant to buy a one piece and pull the thing over. I mean, I know I just learned about it, and maybe it's super normal for people,

but I just feel like I'm going to get a saggy crotch. So I'm just, I'm struggling. Why don't you elaborate for the listener on what the pull the thing over means? Okay, so I always have shied away from a one piece because I thought you had to completely undress yourself every time you had to pee. My girlfriend, Liz, says, no, you just pull it over like the crotch over and pee. I'd never heard this before. And I did.

I mean, I've done it once or twice, but it just feels weird. So, but my options are completely get naked in a public restroom or pull my crotch over and risk the entire beave showing up from this side profile and me not knowing it. So I'm just, I'm struggling. So I've had it with bathing suits. I think what's more alarming is the disappearance of the. tankini from that. That was your jam. You look so cute in them.

I want a tankini. I don't want to show my stomach because it looks like just a big goo brain. It looks like a brain that was just plopped on my stomach. Just like wrinkly and creepy and ugh. But the tankini, the lack of tanquini has just really been a problem for me. Nobody rocks a tankini like you do. They look so good on you. And I feel like tanquinis have a little more support for the girls.

Because a regular bathing suit, like, obviously I can't wear a swimsuit because of the brain on my stomach. But I feel like you get more support when you have a tankini. And you can't find a one, not one. I mean, I found a couple that they're lackluster at best. So I don't know. It's a struggle. The struggle is real. All right.

I've had it. I'm sorry about that because that's really frustrating. And the tankini was like it was your go-to for years, for years. They always look great on you. I've had it with people over policing in this moment. And here's an example. Pumps and I were on a podcast a couple days ago. And it was, I think it's called Dry Air,

with Steve Schmidt and his partner, not gay partner, podcast partner. I'm digging it right here. I'm digging in it. But anyway, his podcast partner. And we were calling J.D. Vance a pussy. And they were like, we need to take that word back. Like, you know, we think that's what they need to be called.

But then there's like, you know, Dolores online from, you know, Toledo, Ohio, who's mad about it. And I just think that like, and I've gotten those comments, like, ladies, don't call a maga man a pussy. A pussy gives birth. And it is a strong, great. organ and we need to embrace it and blah, blah, blah. In a perfect world. Yeah. Where we have fucking nothing to get upset about.

I'm all for it. Let's have the conversation correct me. Let's talk about should we call a man a pussy? Should we not call a man a pussy? Is it PC? Is it not PC? I welcome it. I welcome that problem.

I welcome that policing. At this stage in the fascist takeover, when the fascists are, Pussies. We must call them what they are. And here's the thing. They need to be humiliated and shamed. And like Stephen Miller is a pussy and he needs to be called a pussy. And nothing hits that hard as saying Stephen Miller is a pussy.

If you can give me another word, another phrase that would define what a wuss bag that guy is. See, wist bag doesn't do it. It just doesn't even come close. So I've had it with that. And I welcome the time where everything's so great with the government. Everybody's got health care. Minimum wage has been raised and billionaires are paying their fair share in taxes. It's equality for everybody all across the board. Let's hammer at it. Let's get a hall monitor on the internet calling my ass out left and right. I'll welcome it. I'll sit down. I'll go to tribunals over it. I'll try to make my case. I would even serve a stint in like, you know, online jail, time out or whatever for violating this. But now is not the time to do that. Now is not the time

to correct everybody online when they're on your side. It's just a waste of time. I completely agree. And I think another word that I see a lot of comments about they get mad that we say Titty Baby. It's just like, what else are they? Cunt. These who gets mad about Titty baby? People in the comments. I see a couple comments. Like I just wish I wouldn't say Titty. And I'm just like, shut the fuck up. Like we have bigger fish to fry. Right. Seriously, you're going to be mad about that. I also think the word Kuntz underused and everybody acts like it's just so, it's just such a bad word. Well, you know, like, perhaps there's a cultural thing.

Like in the UK and Australia, kind of is like the way we use asshole or bitch. Right. But here, I think it's like the Puritan culture that we have about using certain words. And I agree, there are words that are horrible.

But pussy and titty, I mean, come on, you just can't take everything away from everybody. No. You can't take democracy. And as a woman,

I think we get to call somebody a pussy. I completely agree. I think that, I think, it's very well used. And I think Titty Baby, I mean, that's just that, I'll fight to the death to keep Titty Baby. Yeah, we've always said Titty Baby. Always, always.

Titty. That's just a Titty baby. You're just crying around and whining around and you're a victim. You're just a Titty Baby. I mean, we must have called my ex-husband a Titty Baby up in the millions of times. Oh, yeah, he is. Still. I mean, to this day, we're still dealing with an active titty.

baby. But I just think like people on the left, if you pretty much agree with everybody on everything, pump the brakes on going in and correcting people for calling somebody like Stephen Miller or J.D. Vance a pussy. Marco Rubio, pussy. Ted Cruz. What is he pumps? Fucking pussy. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. So I've had it with that. I want people to lighten up about that shit. You know, it's stupid. All right, welcome to I've had it, America's FIFA Prize-winning podcast. I just thought I want to make up awards for us. Do you know that with our award, we get to lift the championship trophy at FIFA?

Like, Trump has made a deal with FIFA that he'll be the first one to lift up the trophy at the end of the soccer games. Please tell me that's not true. I read it. No, I don't know. But would it surprise you? He took the last one. I would surprise me if he could lift a trophy. Yes, physically.

The physical requirements of that would surprise me. But does it surprise me that he'll be trying to grandstand at some sporting event getting booed? No. I mean, that's, yeah, I think he probably read correctly. Yeah. So I am Princess Diana of podcasting. That's from way back. I mean, you have to go all the way back in the podcast for that catalog reference.

All right. Kylie. Hi, I've got a couple Spotify comments for you today. This one is from Abby and she says, you guys get me so hyped up to change things in this country. Thank you. See there, Abby is not a pussy. Abby's not a pussy.

No, nor she can. Not a pussy. All right. Char says, I'm a 23-year-old lesbian living in North Carolina and my parents no longer have a relationship with me after I came out. You guys feel like my honorary moms. and I listen to you guys every week. You guys never failed to make me feel better.

That's so nice. That's one of my favorite. When people say that about us, that's what makes me the happiest about the whole podcast. It's feeling that we're reaching people. I'm so sorry for the rejection from your parents. That's so saddening. It's just absolutely so devastating that people reject their child

for being who they gave birth to. It's just, it is such a such a massive problem it really really makes me so incredibly sad for you shah okay and the last one i've got is from riley and she says i am begging and pleading for the story behind pumps shitting in a cup the end of this episode had me in tears five stars oh god do i have to retell it i'm afraid so okay so i have a very in fact my girlfriend's from college just sent me me an Instagram video of a woman like driving, clenching her ass cheek saying, oh my God, oh my God. I'm going to shit my pants because everyone knows that sometimes I just get the urge and I'm like,

I don't know what's going to happen. I've got to go right now. So it was the summer. My oldest son, Sam, was not yet able to drive. I think he was a freshman in high school and he was going to some practice during the summertime. So I loaded up him driving. driving him to school. And I was on what we call Hefner Parkway, which is like a five-lane highway.

So, I mean, it really is a real highway. There's no place to pull over on it. And I get the urge. And I'm like, it's happening. It is happening right now. I cannot stop it. And so I'm like pulling over to the side of the road. And I'm like, I am either going to have to get on the side of the road and take a dump.

Or I always carry styrofoam cups. drinks. I did. I don't anymore, but I did. And or I can dump this water out and shit in this cap in the sanctity of my car work or my high school, a freshman in high school son is in the backseat. So faced with two very, very, very bad decisions. I probably in retrospect, took the worst one. I chose poorly, even in the bad situation. And so I poured out my, my water through my driver's side window and I hiked at my ass in my driver's seat and took a steaming shit in a white styrofoam cup and I was telling my son in the back look away don't look don't look turn around look away look away and I suspect that I will spend many hours in therapy reliving

that as he grows older because that has got to be traumatic on so many different levels So that's the story. I'm not proud of it, but it is true. I think that you're oldest. Because your bowel incontinence is so widely known and understood in people that know you. The very first time you and I ever had a moment together, you pulled over to a tire store and ran in. and you're like, I have diarrhea, I have diarrhea, we barely knew each other.

And you pulled over and you ran into this store like big tire, big old tires or something. And just ripped it out and then came back and like, oh my God, I feel so much better. And I was like, wow, that's really something. And so that's, I remember times when you would run over to my house uninvited, unannounced. Yeah. And my poor housekeeper, Berta, who's been with me forever, you would just go and drop your pants and right in front of her if she were in my bathroom. I would just open the door and go in.

Yeah, it's not pleasant. It's not pleasant. It's not something I'm proud of, but it does happen. Speaking of things that aren't pleasant, I want to, well, first of all, I want to say this. I want to say that this is, I've had a podcast. For those of you that want political hits to know what's going on, pause this podcast, go to wherever you get your podcast or to YouTube and subscribe to IHIP News is the name of it. IHIP news.

On YouTube, it all comes on one channel. But anyway, this is the one where we talk about pumps shitting in a cup and more disturbing news. Big Titty Brian is back in the news. What? I did not know. Yeah, pop this up. The New York Post is reporting that Christy Nome's cross-dressing heavy.

Brian allegedly continued messaging dominatrix after bombshell report. He says, I've been a really bad boy. So the dominatrix is bringing receipts to these claims. Pop this up. Former Homeland Security Secretary, Christy Nome's cross-dressing husband, Brian, or as we refer to him here on I've had it and I hip news, Big Titty Brian, allegedly sent a pathetic, sexually charged text message to a sex worker more than a month after his bizarre bimbofication fetish was exposed in a bombshell report. Shy Sotomayor, a dominatrix who allegedly had a secret, years-long online trist with Big Titty Brian, claimed the ex-DHS secretary's husband reached out to her as recently as last month during an appearance on the podcast, uncloseted with Spencer McNaughton.

And he, Big Titty Brian, writes, I've been a really bad boy on May 17th. And then now she's sharing how Christy Noam may have caught him in the act. Let's pop this up. Sotomayor further alleged that during a phone conversation she had with Big Titty Brian in January, she heard Christy Noam confront her husband about whom he was speaking to. It was a normal conversation and all I hear is, how are you talking to? Sotomayor recalled suggesting that Christy had walked in on big titty Brian

and I was just like, that's a woman. Wow. So when was the big reveal? Was it like in March? Like all this came out in March and he still went out for things. But here's the thing. Of course he, like he likes a dominatrix. So the fact that he got in trouble for all of this is probably rather arousing for him.

So he is probably just dying to text me. Like I've been a really bad boy. You know, I want you to punish me because I'm still a trans bimbo slut. Remember him? Those are his words, not mine. Which here's the thing. Like Big Titty Brian, I want Big Titty Brian to be able to put on his big tittyes and have the dominatrix. brow beating him and do all the stuff that he wants to do. I just think it's rather interesting

that MAGA has not really addressed this. No. I want MAGA to address it. I want MAGA to address the big titty Brian debacle. I wanted to address. I want to hear Jesse Waters and Tucker and others go in painstaking detail about this for entertainment. Different waters might get it might get excited just to hear about it. Yeah, I want Christy Nome, A, to move out of government housing. That's one. But B, I want to know the status of her relationship with Corey Lewandowski. What's going on with Big Titty? I mean, there's some things I want to know. And I think as long as she's living on the government tit, we as citizens, should get to find out. I'd like to have her on and I've had it. Oh, my gosh, would that be fabulous. Yeah, I'd like to go over several things

with her. Starting with cricket, the dog she killed, the goat, Corey Lewandowski, all the Jesus shit that she, you know, sister and acts like she's this big Christian. And then I want to get to Big Titty, Brian. And like, you know, sharing on top. Right. Like I just, I just, I don't care that he likes to put on big titties and wear women's clothes. I don't, I want, if that's what he wants to do, it's a free country, you know, I'm not going to shame you for that. I'm not going to kink shame Big Titty Brian. But what I want to know is how she fits that into her, her Christianity. Like, I want to know when she said, the families in prayer after Big Titty Brian was busted out of the closet, I want to know what are those prayers specifically? What specifically do you ask God for in that situation?

Fabulous question. And inquiry minds want to know that. I want the detailed breakdown of the prayer specifically, do you pray that big titty Brian no longer likes big titties anymore? Do you pray that God give you the strength not to bang Corey Lewandowski anymore? Like what specifically are the prayers is what I'm more interested in? With all of the Maga Christians, I specifically want to know what their prayers are. Oh, that is just, I can't think of anything else except what good questions would be what is in that prayer? What I just, Jennifer,

that might be my favorite thing you've said in a long, long time. I need to know, what is it? What do, when they're all gathered and it's all thoughts and prayers,

like what's everybody praying about? Like, let's get a list. Like Lindsay Graham, what does he pray about? You know? I think what... Ted Cruz.

What's Ted praying about? I want to know. That's a great question. Because he just... Word for word sitch. Yeah. Don't you think it's just with Ted? It's just this generic.

Jesus, just thank you for blessing me and bless an American. Jesus, please protect Heidi and the girls. And Jesus, thank you. God bless Texas. Jesus. And God bless Donald Trump. It's just this bullshit, you know, with absolutely zero ownership. And what a pussy he is.

Yeah. Like I would appreciate Ted Cruz. But it was like, Jesus, could you help me not be such a pussy anymore? Did you help me stand up for Heidi? Right. God, you made me. Why did you make me a pussy? Explain it to me.

Like, I can get into that. I'd be like, give me an amen. Give me a rattlesnake. You know? Are you guys burning up this summer? I am so hot all the time. I am so grateful that I have restocked and replenished my summer wardrobe as I do every summer with the best, most effortless, affordable basics from Quince.

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Okay. So of course, she has these fucking MAGA women are such narcissists. She makes Ann Hathaway's pregnancy about her and her grandmother. Like it's just textbook narcissism, right? Ann Hathaway's pregnancy isn't about you, Jess. So Ann Hathaway is 43 years old. Donald Trump was 59 years old when Barron was born. Caroline Levitt's baby daddy is 60.

Elon Musk, 53, when he had his most recent child in his litter. Usia Vance is pregnant at 40. She's pregnant at 40 right now. So per this MAGA influencer, women shouldn't be breeding at 40. And JD recently spoke about the complications that Usha is having. Play the clip. Now she just turned 40. And so like it gets a little bit harder, right?

The older that you get, the harder it is on the body. So here's the thing about these MAGA people. they believe in nothing. They believe in nothing. Of course they're freaking out about Ann Hathaway having a baby because Anne Hathaway isn't a maginut. So anytime they can criticize a woman that is independent that has a job that is showing that she can have a baby at 43 and doesn't have to fuck J.D. Vance or Stephen Miller to do it or go into a pit, put their egg in a petri dish with Elon Musk to do it. They have to browbeat that. it's so horrific the internalized misogyny that these MAGA women have,

the slut shaming that they engage in with other women, the protection of the patriarchy and all of these structures grossest me out. But Twitter has been roasting this gal, this MAGA lady that's upset about her grandma, not getting to see her as an adult. What's so fucking weird. All right, here's the first one. somebody says, oh, that's such a lucky break for your oh mom. Okay.

And then somebody else comments, why people are low-key, dramatic as hell about their grandparents. It's so true. And then somebody else responds, wow, you guys definitely don't give women a break. Gets pregnant as a teen equals slut. Hore. Gets pregnant older equals she's wrong. Doesn't want to get pregnant equals slut. uses birth control equals whore, doesn't use it equals irresponsible.

Get an abortion, you're a murderer. Puts up for adoption equals irresponsible. And that's just the damn truth. The through line through all of this is is MAGA's critiques of women and most of them coming from the women in the movement, which is why when people say women supporting women, I don't support these mega women at all. Not one thing about anything that they promote. They promote for the dismantling of all progress that women have made. And I don't support them at all. And I know a lot of these women, and I can tell those of you that live on the coast,

if you met them, you wouldn't support them either. It's not hard not to support them. And here's the thing. Isn't this the party that's going crazy over on Fox News about the low birth rate and how everybody needs to be having babies? and why aren't that the teenage, like 15 to 19, it's down to 7%. Katie Miller's hysterical over teens, not having pregnant. I mean, not having babies.

Like, you just can't make these people happy. And I guess it just goes back to what you always say. They just have no really core beliefs or conviction about anything. Well, just chime back in again. And she does have a core belief. And here it is. So she says women should stay home and the men should provide. If we deport tens of millions of illegals and get women out of the workforce, the economy will balance out to a single provider system again.

And here's the difference. Like as a progressive woman, if Jess, if Katie Miller, if Ushivance, if Big Titty Brian, any of these, you can do whatever you want to do. It's not my business. If you want to be a stay-at-home mom, swing for the fences. You want to go to a million Bible studies and, you know, try to pray because your husband, wants to be a trans-bimbo slut and try to reconcile that, swing for the fences. I don't give a shit about it. Don't project your misery onto everybody else. And that's the compulsion with evangelical Christians. There is a compulsion that they think what other people do is their business. They're always up in

everybody's shit, trying to convert people, judging people. You should do this. You should do that. You should say this. You should say that. Shut. fuck up, go to your Bible study, go do missionary with your husband before he gets to his grinder app and leave everybody else out of it. Like, if this, if somebody wants to be a trad wife, I don't really care. What I care about is everybody in the Magamove, they want everybody to be the same person. They want everybody to believe the same things, have the same thoughts, have the same political beliefs, religious beliefs, the same personality, the same life. like it's just a vanilla bore that I can't wrap my head around that people will fight for that

like I love disagreement I love diversity I love everybody having different takes on stuff like their their fight for everybody to be the same person I've lived around these women you literally cannot distinguish from one woman to the next they're all the exact same person it is stepford mania boredom out the wazoo and then guess what happened happens. Pumson, I can tell you, these women, we found out a bunch of these Bible women, they're going to like midlife lesbianism switch, which I support, not my business. Or remember that one gal that was running around going to like, she started going to massage parlors and having some guy get her off, which again, I support. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so this is a true story.

Happy ending massages became a thing in this group. There was a place. Bible Bell. You could get a happy ending massage. And it was like several women were going that I knew. I mean, and they, they were talking about it openly. It wasn't like I heard it through the grapevine. I heard it from their mouths. So it's just, here's the thing. And I don't know why I always think about this. Like they want everybody to have their religion. But they are, you absolutely cannot suggest that they should be in your religion or should not have a religion. It has to be what they think and they believe. And I just, I mean, I've talked it about a million times,

but that is how I was raised to believe that everyone would be better off. And I would be doing somebody a favor if I brought them into the church. Never was it given a thought that somebody's independent, what their beliefs was important as your beliefs for them. So your beliefs to you are important, but my beliefs are more important for you. That's the fundamental thing. And it's just repeated indoctrination over and over that you should be able to tell other people how to live their lives.

Well, and they're doing it. They're doing it now from the highest pillars of executive rule, the Supreme Court, the executive branch, Congress. They're doing this. And this is one of those things that if you went to, therapist and you said, I have this friend and she keeps bugging me, wanted me to believe the way she believes and I've drawn a boundary with her multiple times and she doesn't respect my boundary. Therapist was like, quit hanging out with her. You know, like don't hang out with this individual anymore because they're not respecting

your boundaries. There's an arrogance to it that they think they know the answers to all existentialism, which is so breathtakingly, arrogant, narcissistic, and stupid. But, but this, these women that are fighting so hard for women to all be, stay at home moms, like, I'm not fighting for all women to have jobs. I advise young people that ask me like, God, I really like you or, you know, how did you do it? I'm like, always have your own money. That's been an answer for me. That's what works for me. The women that I have known that have gone all chips in on their husbands don't, there are, there's exception.

everything, but typically they're not really free. Right. I would absolutely agree with that because I've been that person. You do not have control over your own life if you do not have control over many. Yeah. All right. So that's, I just, I do want to say to Anne Hathaway, good for you. I said, no, we're at her.

And it's nobody's business when she has a baby. It's incredible that they're more upset about a 43-year-old woman having a baby than they are about a rape victim that's 15 years old in the Bible Belt having a baby. It's raped by her uncle or dad or a stepdad. These women, these Maga Christians are not upset about that, but they're upset about Anne Hathaway. It's crazy. All right. Let's hear a caller. Okay, up next we've got at equal parts on Instagram. Okay, I've had it with fitness instructors pretty much writ large. with very few exceptions because I'm a big gym goer, of course non-Maga, of course not very broie

about it, but I love going to the gym, huge part of my routine. I love going to classes. But finding an instructor that is a moderate energy level and encouraging but not someone who seems to be on cocaine is impossible. And I've traveled near and far to studios around my city and elsewhere. And there is an epidemic of instructors who have just lost their fucking minds. And along those lines, instructors that want to talk your ear off and small talk and know your name and know you personally. And I don't want any of that shit. I want to show up. Tell me. me the reps, tell me the routine, we'll do it. I'll say thank you. And you don't need to know me. You don't need to know me and you don't need to be on cocaine for this class. Thank you.

Oh my God. Here's the deal. I was just in a class yesterday and somebody came up and introduced themselves to me. So I said my name. And I was just like, why are we taking roll call? We're never going to, why do we have to know each other's names in this class? So I completely, completely get that. my gosh. And I'm just, I love going to classes, but I'm so bad at classes that the slower the instructor goes, the better it is for me, because I cannot tell my left from right side. I can't count and I have no musicality. So you can tell I'm super popular at these classes. Was the person that introduced himself the instructor or a classmate? No, a classmate. And this is the second time in this class. Somebody's introduced themselves. Maybe they're a listener. Maybe they

listen to you. No. No. Not in Oklahoma. No, I've had people in my classes to introduce themselves. This was not that. This was just, I'm going to be friendly and welcoming to the class. It's like, we're all here. I don't know. I agree with her. Yeah, I don't do a whole lot of classes because I don't like group activities.

I'm trying to spend less time with people, not more time. So I do, I like one-on-one training. but I did go to a couple of classes in New York recently. And there was this like gay British instructor. And he was so great and he was incredible. And I went with these two gay friends of mine. And I was like, I really like that instructor. He's great.

And they're like, he's MAGA. I was like, what? Yes. And so I was like, I need to know. So it's like some sort of like gay muscle man bear for MAGA type. British niche thing. Is that not crazy? I would have never guessed that you would have said that.

I haven't gone back to his class since then. No, I wouldn't either. I just can't. Yeah. I can't because I just think that for a lot of people, being a MAGA is a luxury that they don't realize. You know, like a lot of white women. Yeah.

Yeah, you can be MAGA. You can vote for less of a, you know, tax that you want. You don't have to worry about gay rights or interracial marriage because you live in this beautiful blue state. Well, then how could that apply to a British gay man in New York? Well, he's in New York. Zorn Mamdani is going to spend millions of dollars making New York City a sanctuary city for the LGBTQ plus community. He put like a person in charge of LGBTQ stuff for the city. And so you have a luxury to not feel under threat.

But then you transfer that to an Oklahoma, a Texas, a Mississippi, an Alabama, Florida, a Tennessee. God, Tennessee. And then you don't have that luxury to have that type of curiosity into like what it's like to just be MAGO. And so, yeah, I don't go to a whole lot of classes because for years I've opposed group activities. which is why I've never been on a cruise which is why I'll never go on a cruise if you ever find out I don't like group activities I just I don't like it I like walking the streets of New York

with thousands millions of people love it because everybody's doing their own thing not the same thing at the same time but like a group of people that have to do everything together at the same time but I was thinking about you know here comes the hypocrite in me there's like a hip hop

aerobic class this weekend I was thinking by hitting that up You be good at that. You're good with music. You're a good dancer. I think you'd be good at classes. I like classes, but I'm not good at classes. And one thing just made me think of this.

I saw a clip from Fox News. They're like, people are coming to the U.S. for the World Cup because they love it. They're loving it. And I think it was Jessica Turloff was like, they're in Boston. They're in New York. They're in L.A. They're in all the big blue cities. They are not in fucking Guyman, Oklahoma.

just fucking loving it. So yeah, I think I agree. It's a luxury to live in a blue city. It really is. It is. It's a, it's a necessary thing having, having these big blue cities inspirational and both aspirational. But people here don't realize when they flirt with MAGA what they're doing. Yeah.

Okay, one last one is from Drew. Hey, Kylie. Hey, Seth. hey Ryan, hey Jen, and hey pumps. And whoever else I'm missing, I don't know. This is a Gaytriot from the lovely red state of Iowa. Anyway, I know there's probably been already a lot of talk on the podcast of people being, they're having it with all the 250th fucking anniversary, birthday, whatever the fuck, bullshit.

flags and all that, but I just want to do one better. I recently started doing a little thing, and anytime I see any America flags or anything megacoded as far as signs, flags, whatever, I started to say, like if I see the person that owns said flag, I say, oh, cool pride flag. And it is so delicious. I love it so much. I think everybody should do this. Trump, 2008.

I love your pride flag. Can you imagine? They're so confused. They're just so confused. Yeah, I think that flags are stupid. I think everybody getting worked up or flags is stupid. The Supreme Court justice's wife had all this flags. And it's just flags are overreact.

rated. People get flags. I love the pride flag. I love the American flag. I'm just not a big flag person. You know, but for some people, it's like, this flag, I fought for this flag, and it means my freedom. My grenade of the eagle, hold the flag. It's my patriot. I'm just like, shut the fuck up. It's just a fucking piece of fabric. I just don't get riled up that much about shit like that. Yeah, I don't either. And I'll be, you know, I've said it once. I'll say it again. I just, I have such complicated feelings about the flag, about Fourth of July, about the 250th birthday. I just have super complicated feelings about it. I kind of want to burn an American flag. Well, you know, I know he can't arrest you. No, it's free speech. So when I was in an executive order to arrest. Oh, did. When I was in high school, I was on the debate team. which will surprise no one.

We did Lincoln Douglas debate. We debated one year over flag burning, and you have to take both the affirmative position when you debate one person. The very next debate, you take the negative position. And so you have to debate both sides of it. But the Supreme Court had ruled at some point that it was protected.

Yes. And so I've never been an arsonist or a pyro or anything like that. I've never been that big into flags. But at this stage, the whole MAGA thing, kind of want to burn a flag, see what happens. Do you know, I'll tell you exactly what would happen, Jennifer, if you burned a flag. It would be the lead story on Fox News for days on end. Jesse Waters and Greg Gettfeld.

Oh, my God. I would do it if they would have me on in person to talk about it in person, but they're too big a no, Puppies! There you go. They're two big of pussies to do it. Like I had Hassan Piker on recently, and his favorite show is the five. watches it every day with his stream. And they cover him like every single day. They cover Hassan. And he's dying to go on. And they're too big of pussies to ask him to come on.

They would never, no, never, they would never have you either. Because you're too smart, too well spoken. Would you go on there? Would I go on there? Yeah. No. No, I wouldn't. I would want you to go on there because you're better at all that. You're better. I mean, you're better at that. Would you go with me and like sit backstage? Oh my God, I would go with you so hard. I would go so hard with you. I would be all over it. I would be taking pictures.

Yes, I would do all of it. Here's the deal. What if we burn the flag? Okay. And you go with me and I comment and then Jesse would ask you. So we understand your parents are big five fans. What do you say about you and your co-hosts, you know, anti-American and patriotic behavior? What if you looked at him?

You said, no comment. Just over and over, no comment with your vape. Or how about, Jesse, you're a fucking pussy. My girl, she's got more balls. Here's the thing about all of that. Like, I think about, I've never been in a physical fight. Like, I've never punched somebody and I've never been punched. But I think about, like, when I saw that,

James Dolan act like such a little twat on the stage with Soron, I thought I physically want to beat him up. Like, I feel like I could scrap it up and I feel like I could, I feel like I work out a lot more than he does. I'm in better shape. I feel like I'm more passionate about hating him than he is me. And I feel like I could kick his ass. But here's the problem with that. James Dolan, Jesse Waters, Craig Gutfeld. I think they'd like it.

That's the problem. I think these people are massacists to their core, that they are submissives. I think that they would enjoy it. I think that they would get an erection. And then who wins? Who wins? If you're fist fighting Jesse Waters and Jesse Waters gets an erection, who wins? Who wins that fight?

I, Jesse. Jesse. Yeah. I think Jesse wins it. You can't give them that. Then you're being codependent with their kink. their whole that gets to the core issue of all their shit so that's therein lies the whole problem these guys need to have their asses whooped just an old style just get their fucking asses

beat to where it humbles them but they're all so submissive i think they'd like it it would be bank material at the wazoo for decades what you know it you and i've talked about this i've wanted yes be rewind in the dress room every day to a big i wanted to beat up your ex-husband and we thought he might like it too much. He would like it. And that's just no fun for me. I'll tell you what he wouldn't like is if you threw that cap, his Gatorade cap all the time that he's holding.

If you threw that over there. That's what we decided on that ultimately I would just throw a drink on him. But here's the deal, listener. Pumps and I talk about all this shit all the time, as friends do and their fantasies. We're never going to act on it. So Fox News, I don't want to physically beat somebody up. Fox News, I don't physically want to burn a flag.

It's all talk. We've had an ongoing list for decades about all these letters we were going to write. To date, we've written zero. Zero. All right. All right. Pro order my book. I did write this book.

It's called Not Today Fascist, which I would like to dedicate to all the pussies in the world. If you're a pussy and you get upset because somebody calls somebody a pussy, read this book right here. It might help you. And it's linked right below in the show notes. And go subscribe to our news. podcast, IHIP News, and we will see you guys soon.