I've Had It - Donald's Demon Queens

Episode Date: May 6, 2025

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America's top DEI podcast. The HBIC had Beaver in charge. Patriots, gay triots, they triots. Black triots. Fuck off! There you go. There she finally did it. All right, Pumps, what have you had it with? Okay, what I've had it with is that people cannot take accountability for their behavior

or words that they say and just simply say, I was wrong. I'm sorry. I made a mistake and I just see this everywhere. Obviously it's highlighted by Donald Trump. I'm sure in politics it's always been there, but I get so sick of the doubling down on lies instead of just saying, I made a mistake. I have more respect for people when they say, you know what, I messed up and I apologize. I should have done that differently if I had it to do over again, I would. But I feel like accountability

is just in the shithole of the universe. I completely agree with you. I mean, I just, it seems like particularly right now with the MAGA movement, they are so accountability averse. And then you have all of these enablers that enable them. And what seems to go hand in hand is the lack of accountability coupled with being persecution complex where these people sit around and act like, oh my gosh, I don't have to say sorry because they're picking on me. Like, you know, Elon Musk is apparently going to drop out of politics because the left wing

is too mean to him. And I'm just like, maybe apologize for doing Nazi salutes. Right. Maybe start there. Maybe apologize for acting like you knew how to save money when you really didn't know anything about it and you just caused a lot of havoc and people are fired from their jobs. And then now, you know, American democracy is crumbling.

Maybe start with apologizing there, but it doesn't. They go hand in hand. The people who can't apologize often sit around in the fetal position and whine because they're titty babies. What I can't wrap my head around is why Donald Trump and Elon Musk, who are billionaires, have power, sit around and play victim all the time, and does that ever get tiring? Do they ever get tired of the poor me? I mean, at some point, don't you just get sick of saying poor me and look in the mirror

and say, you know, maybe I created some of my problems. I don't think that they have that sort of emotional intelligence to be that introspective. But what amazes me is that their followers don't get sick of hearing. That's the component where if you hear somebody whining and complaining and poor me and then you realize, okay, this dude's the common denominator in all this drama, so maybe he needs to shut the fuck up and quit breaking laws. It's the personality cult that doesn't grow tired of it that shocks me the most. Yeah, and that makes me think there must be a lot of Americans that think they're constantly

picked on and they don't do anything wrong. I mean, that just has to be because why would you not be sick of your leaders saying, poor me all the time? Well, what's happened is there's a lot of social justice movements that have really started to institute accountability for a group of people who have never truly been held accountable wherein the laws and rules and norms were always made for them to be somewhat blurry. And I'm speaking about privileged white men. And so for the first time, you know, they can't slap their secretary on the ass and tell her she looks hot today and they can't say the R word and

they can't you know call men FAGS's and you know they were being held accountable for racist hiring practices etc and so yeah they're not used to that so the victimhood they genuinely feel it is real. Yeah, that's such a great point that people, you know, the social justice is catching up, but that's a great point. Yeah. OK, let me tell you what I've had it with. And it's a situation that happened. You're going to die.

OK, so listener, the NBA playoffs are right now. And we live in Oklahoma City. And the Oklahoma City Thunder is like, it's a big deal in a city the size of ours. And they're really good. Like they're a really, really, really good basketball team. They're young, they're fun to watch, et cetera. So my husband and I go to one of the playoff games and in Oklahoma City, like being a fan is very important. Like we really love this team and they put t-shirts on every chair for everybody to wear so that everybody in the arena has like this thunder pride. And

while you're sitting there waiting for the game to start, the in-house in-arena cameras go around and they zoom in on people that don't have their t-shirts on and it says put your t-shirts on and there's like a DJ saying hey put your t-shirts on and they're like oh okay and they put their t-shirts on so they bully everybody like publicly shame them as they should into putting their t-shirts on right. I know about this, been going to Thunder Games for a very long time. I arrive, I put my t-shirt on, just handle it immediately. And so there's this woman sitting in front of me and she has on a gray t-shirt that says thunder on it and she's with her daughter that's probably 12. And they're doing this bullying all

over forcing people to put on their thunder shirts. And most people are great sports about it, immediately put it on, everybody cheers. It's just kind of like this pre game fun. So this bitch turns around and she's staring at me and she's the seat directly in front of me and she just keeps staring at me and the cameras are going around and she's on her phone and she's like tapping and she has all this long kind of pointy nails. She's like tap, tap, tap, tap, tap. And then she's picking up the phone

but she refuses to face outward towards the court. And meanwhile the arena's filling up. It's not on TV yet. The players aren't even out. And then finally she looks at me and she goes, I'm not putting the shirt on. I am just not putting the shirt on. I mean, they can put the camera on me all they want to

but I'm not gonna put the shirt on. I mean, if we start losing or something, sure, by then I'll put it on. And I literally like look over my shoulder like, bitch, I don't know who you think you're talking to. And I don't know if you think that I'm going to collude and you being a gold star cunt right now, but you're barking up the wrong fucking tree. Sit down, put your fucking shirt on or leave. And then, you know, her daughter's sitting there, I can tell that her daughter's kind of embarrassed and I'm just kind of just sitting at her like, I mean, I'm not feeding it. I will not enable it because she thinks she's the exception. Right. You know, and

everybody that goes to these games and we've been, my family and I, we love NBA games, and we've been to games at LA, we've been to games in Cleveland, Houston, other cities, like in LA, they're too cool to all put the shirts on. But not us. We value that team. We know what a big deal it is to have an NBA team.

But this little bitch thought that she could just wear a gray shirt and be the skunk at the garden party. And it just really pissed me off. And I just kept looking at my husband going, I hate her. And then of course, Josh goes, you 100% know she's a maggot. And I go, 100%. I mean, I wanted it when she was doing the stare down with me, like I was going to collude

with her and say, oh, it's okay, darling. Don't put the shirt on. Don't worry about it. I should have said, why don't you just wear your MAGA hat? Right. Why don't you have your make America great hat on? Why don't you have Trump with a great body on your t-shirt? Here's what bothers me about that. What makes you think you're better than everybody else in the stadium? Why are you special? Why come to the game? Why come to the game? And it's not like I had the same thing happen to me one time. And this woman, I was going through, I mean, she did have on like all Gucci, all designer, like super fancy outfit. But I'm like, why would you wear that when you know during playoff games, they give you a t-shirt?

Like don't wear that. This woman sounds like she wasn't even like super dolled. It was a gray t-shirt. She had a gray t-shirt on. She had on these super tight blue jeans and she was just, I mean her panties were in a wad and she somehow thought that I was going to be like, you know, oh it's okay, don't worry about it. And I just wasn't going to. I'm like, don't come to the game then. Sit at home and wear your t-shirt there because everybody in this arena is going to wear their Thunder t-shirt provided by the arena as a part of our ticket to show that little team in this little city of ours that we love and support them. That's what I'm doing. I'm not going to be the asshole in the Paycom arena trying to...

And then I'm like out of all the seats, I of course have to sit right behind this fucking bitch. Didn't you have something weird happen to you last time you sat by somebody that was weird? Yeah, it's just, you know, I- Oh, the loud talker. I get to a place where I realize, and I don't know if the podcast has exacerbated this because we talk about our grievances so much,

my tolerance level is decreasing, but I'm getting to the place where I realize I just don't like people, but I like the overall idea of humanity. Right, I like little small groups of people that I know, and then I like alone time. I like isolation. I read this article the other day,

and I thought, okay, this is good for me. And it was like, the more emotionally intelligent you are, the smaller your group is. And so I thought, okay, this is good for me. And it was like, the more emotionally intelligent you are, the smaller your group is. And so I thought, oh my God, maybe I'm actually finally becoming emotionally intelligent because I have a very close group of tight knit, non-MAGA pre-approved friends. And if they're outside of that,

I just, I don't wish to spend time with people that are MAGA. No, I just, I just don't want to do it. I'm not going to enable them and make them feel like we just have political difference when in my mind, it's a moral difference. Right. It's a moral difference at this point. Welcome to I've had it. I'm Jennifer. I'm Angie, HBIC. Again, that's the head beaver in charge for those of you that are new. Kylie. Hi. Before I read your reviews today a fan sent me something that I have to show you and if everyone remembers on a previous episode you described your

issue with your door and your sign that says stop do not enter. So a fan made you a new sign to put up. Okay. It says stop at the top. And then it's got a box and it says, are you here for slash do you check any of the following boxes? And then it lists Botox appointment, spa appointment, legal appointment,

medical appointment, wear knotted headbands, use Stanley cups, triple Trumper, Titty Baby, Power Mom or Dad, Evangelical triple trumper, titty baby, power mom or dad, evangelical Bible thumper, own a Tesla, love gender reveals, or sit on the same side of the booth. If so, turn around. Yeah, that's fantastic. And I can also add to this, refuse to wear the required playoff t-shirt when tens of thousands of people in the arena are doing so. And you think you're the most special twat in all of Oklahoma City that you don't have to wear.

And I hope to God she listens to this podcast. Well, you know she doesn't because she's mad. I won't wear a t-shirt. Yeah. All right, Kylie, what's next? Okay. We've got some reviews and I'm'm gonna start with a one-star review. Oh, good. Titled, Used to be Good. And they write, I can't even listen anymore. The hosts have become so unbearable and overly political. And the thing is, many of their politics I agree with, but they just don't know what they're talking about.

Jennifer and Angie aren't intellectual heavyweights by any means. That was the charm of the show. It was shallow. And that's what made it enjoyable. Now they're trying to go deep, but they don't know how to swim. I mean, you know, I mean, if they agree with this politically and they think, I mean, I guess that's fair. Right.

I mean, I mean, to each their own. I would probably agree. We're not intellectual heavyweights. I think there's probably- Maybe a little shallow. I think there's some truth that for sure I'm shallow. There's no question about that. I can't, and he said we were charming at one point. So, I mean-

At some point we were good. At some point we were charming. That's a one star I can get behind. I can't too. That's fine with me. All right. All right, five stars titled Love. And Bella writes, as a Gen Z listener who's

not a gay triad or a they triad, I want to coin a new term for the just girlies who are here to be patriots. And I want to be a slay triad. Love it. Cacaw. That sounds like that's definitely a Gen Z because my daughter says that. Oh, did I tell you when I was at Parents Weekend at OU, which is college, I had so many young girls like in college that were listener. I was just like this is so exciting. Okay what's next, Kylie? Okay I've got one more review for you. Five stars titled The Algorithm Gods Have Delivered Me. Pecanboy writes, things are so stressful in Trump's America but being able to listen to these two elderly lesbians bash on the whiny titty

babies running our country is a wonderful reprieve for a couple hours each week. Love you both already from a California gator. Thank you for that term. You know, I wish I could take credit for that term, but it was somebody who was, we used to say, listen up, patriots. And then a gay listener said, why don't you also use the word gay shirt? And I can't remember who does it, who it was. I think it was somebody that was in our Patreon, but I wish we could take credit for that. But it's so important that we include the gay triads, because my God, I had a conversation

with a friend of mine yesterday, a pickleball friend of mine. And she and her wife and a bunch of their other lesbian friends are really suffering right now. It's really, really difficult to be gay in America right now in the fear that this current administration and many, many members of the American population are able to just look at them and gaslight them and minimize their feelings.

And that's just never a political party I wanna be a part of. I always want to stand with the Gay Triads. I mean, and I will with conviction until the day I die. I just, that's just something that is, is I will not compromise on at all. It's just, it's a really scary time in America. It really is. You know, Kylie's girlfriend, Ana, was into it the other day on her Instagram stories, you know, just, and you just see it, you see this extra layer that people that are black, people that are immigrants, people that are gay, there's a personal pointed attack towards them from this administration and their personality cult. It's really terrifying. Well, not only has Trump emboldened it, he leads the charge in being hateful and cruel to people,

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state? According to right-wing evangelical preacher Andrew Iskher, yes. But do you know what's not gay? Being physically searched by a male TSA agent. Honestly, we're confused too. And here's what I have to say, is it always seems like Maggot, they are the people in the evangelical right wing branch

of that political party. They are so consumed with gay, trans. I remember we had a senator in Oklahoma, Tom Colburn. Do you remember him? I think he died. But he said when he was running for Senate, he said that southeastern Oklahoma had a huge problem with lesbians. He was overrun by lesbians.

I wanted to be like, there is a real fine line between cowgirls and lesbians. And I also think there's a real fine line between cowboys and gay men. Think about cowboys. They wear the, I think it was Jared Fried who pointed this out, these skin tight wranglers and these belts that cinch the waist and they get out there and twirl around on the dance floor and there is kind of a fine line. So I think that part of the fundamental problem here is that a lot of people that are in that movement are probably turned on or have been turned on at times in their life by somebody

of the same gender. And they freak out about it. And then now we're talking about these airport scanners. It's nuts. Well, the first thing I thought of was, obviously, he got a hard on or sensations of a hard on when he was getting patted down. And now that's why it has to be gay, turning you gay. Because he can't have just gotten a hard on because a guy patted him down

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I'd be more inclined to go to the funeral if I thought that. Totally. Yeah, I'm like, good for you. Do it. I mean, you're celebrating. If that's how they want to get people in the seats. I'm all for it. Of course, China, the US will probably start doing this to banning strippers next. I mean, well, that's not true because Republicans. But you notice that like the, the Republicans, they want to talk about like everybody's sex life, but they rarely bring up porn.

about everybody's sex life, but they rarely bring up porn. Do you ever hear them bringing up, like, oh, we've got to do something about porn. I mean, and this is just my personal take and I'll have to research this, but you see the young white boys having a lot of problems right now with loneliness. All of that is at the same time that porn became so accessible on the internet and they also happen to be incredibly misogynist. And I

just think the young boys are sitting around watching a bunch of porn, but Republican and Democratic politicians don't want to do anything about it because they too like their porn. Right. I mean, people like porn. It's just how it is. Here's another thing. Are you big like her porn? Well, I mean, I haven't really watched a bunch, but I'm all for everybody else watching it if they want. All right. Kylie, what do we have in store for our listeners today on America's Top DEI Podcast? We've got some DEI voice memos. Excellent. Up first, we've got Emma. Hi Poms. Hi Jen.

Hi Kylie. I wanted to share a correlation that I have found to Trumpism. Now we've talked about the Stanley Cups. We've talked about top-notch headbands, but I firmly believe that when young, straight, specifically white couples get married and their first dog together is a purebred golden retriever. They're Trump supporters. Now, no hate to Goldens. They're great dogs. They're super cute. But when I see that, when I see that specific situation, I think, something's up. I want to know if you guys have experienced this before. Have you seen it? Do you agree? Do you disagree?

So I kind of, I, I agree. I went all the way down with it until the golden retriever and I just picture golden retrievers as not being MAGA for some reason. I picture MAGA dogs. I don't know. I picture dog. I don't even know if I picture dogs being MAGA as much as I picture the dogs that have MAGA owners as being hostages. Right. And maybe like a German, not German Shepherd, what's the Doberman Pinscher? That to me strikes me as a MAGA dog. I grew up with Doberman Pinschers. Oh, and they're sweet.

They're so sweet. Dogs are generally sweet if their owners are sweet. That strikes me as a mad dog. I grew up with Doberman Pinschers. Oh, and they're sweet. They're so sweet. Dogs are generally sweet if their owners are sweet. That's why I think they're hostages. Yeah. Now, I thought she was going to go down the line of, white couples get married and their Instagram

is updated two seconds later. I was all in on that. But I don't know about the Golden. Yeah, I don't know about the Golden. I feel like, I don't know about the Golden. Yeah, I don't know about the Golden. I feel like, I don't know, I just, I feel like Golden Retrievers make intense eye contact. And I feel like, I don't know, I don't know that I get her logic what she was going down,

but I disagree and maybe I'm wrong, but. Well, we're gonna have to put it on the watch list. Okay, up next we've got Austin Hi, Jessica Beaver pumps Angelina dawn, whatever the fuck your name is Katrina the other girl Just wanted to let you know I've had a little more shit and here's what it is. It's not work kind of I've just had it with These really long fucking job titles like what the fuck? Why is your job total 46 words long? Like how are you the senior chief junior, vice president of global strategy and manager

of human resources and data analytics? Three. What the fuck does that even mean? And don't get me started with the signatures on your email. You have the signature that's like your name, your position, your company, and your phone number. That's fine. I like that. That's actually really helpful. But then you have people who also sign their name above that they just like write yours truly, Rebecca or whatever the fuck your name is. And then right below it also says that their name is Rebecca, their job title, all that stuff. Their

email address says that their name is Rebecca. How many times do we need to confirm that your name is fucking Rebecca? And please know I'm just using a random name. I don't know if it's Rebecca or that I've emailed with recently. I'm just making shit up. But what the fuck is with these long job titles? I've had it with that. I think that's a really good point. I think that there's this corporate culture that we've talked about, where it's, let's workshop this. Let's scramble the jets.

Let's put it in the parking lot. All of that just corporate bullshit speak and unnecessary meetings, unnecessary emails, unnecessary titles. It's just the corporate culture is, is kind of weird. Yeah. Don't you kind of feel like younger people, like we've talked about a lot. Like when we first started working, it was like, do your job, you get your attitude. Like there was no rah rah, Jennifer, you're the best ever. It was very strict. And now I feel like

this whole, all these titles may be a way of like rewarding people, like throwing them a bone, like your special participation trophy type thing. But I have people have handed me a card or an email or and I'm looking at I'm like, I don't even know what the fuck this is. Like he was so right. It's like the chief senior strategist to GL3. It's like, what the fuck? Yeah. Yeah, no, I agree. I think it's corporate culture is really weird. It's really, really, really weird.

And I'm so glad that I'm not in it. Because it's just, I mean, it would just be a lot. Can you imagine being an HR director? No, but I would like to have access to HR files. Right, the secrets, the dirt. Yeah, just to pull an all-nighter with some highlighters, hyperclips, post-it notes. Not to spread any rumors or anything, just to know what's going on inside. Conduct an investigation.

Yeah. Just a little inside knowledge. Yeah. Okay. Next? Okay, up next we've got for YouTube watchers, a video submission. Okay. Next. Okay. Up next, we've got for YouTube watchers, a video submission. Okay. Jennifer and pumps. We have a submission. We have had it with fecking Jeeps and their

ducks that they put on their dash. I don't know if you've seen it. We're tired of it. We're sick of the people who are doing it. Show this picture if you can. These people, like, what the fuck are you doing? I have some. Like, how do you drive with all these ducks? And what do they mean? What do they mean?

They're in every Jeep, and honestly, they're insufferable, the people that are driving it. It used to be kind of hip to have these. Yeah, Jeeps. To be, yeah, to drive a regular. And they're the same type of people to get a Jeep tattoo. Like, like a Jeep tattoo. I'm like, this is fun.

And it is like the cult of the Jeep is something else. Anyway, that's all I have to say to you guys. That's my submission, included or not. I was included and they're just about as cute as they could be. I couldn't see the ducks. Did you see them? Yeah, I saw the ducks and I've seen the ducks out in the wild. And they are 100% right. I don't know what spawned this. I don't know why it's happening in every state.

I don't understand what it is. It's riffraff knickknacks. It's what it is in the car. And here's the thing, like, you know, I'm an interior designer. I understand designing things, accessorizing things. I understand it. The dashboard of the car is not something that needs to be accessorized.

We don't need a bunch of tchotchke ducks, riff-raff and knick-knack. And then they had a point that when you're turning a corner We don't need a bunch of tchotchke ducks, riffraff and knickknack. They had a point that when you're turning a corner or hitting the brakes, what's going on with the ducks? Are they secured? Are they velcroed down? Are they belted in?

Does anybody care about their safety? These ducks are just flying all over the place. It's stupid. I think he's right that these are the same people that get Jeep tattooed. They probably have balls on their trucks too on the back. No. Okay, let me tell you what I saw yesterday. I was leaving, I was going to pick up the dogs from dog daycare.

There was a convertible pulling out and they had their pug like up on the hood or the trunk, the roof of the trunk and they're driving away and their pug is standing on their trunk. I was a nervous wreck. I don't know if they thought it was cute. They were young, like I would say high school-ish. But yeah, they had this dog. They were pulling out and drove because I watched because I thought, oh, they're going to pull over. Was it an accident? No, they were laughing about it. So the dog is standing on the roof of the trunk and they're driving. And I mean, I'm assuming the dog was on a leash.

I don't know, but it scared the shit out of me. And I thought, what the fuck? I went in and tattled though. I was like, who has a hundred percent you have to tattle on that. I mean, that's just you don't get to put your pug on the trunk and drive down the street. That's fucked up. Yeah, I kept thinking because it was like everybody was kind of trying to come in and go. So I thought they were going to pull out of the driveway and then pull over. No, they just went right on. I could not believe my eyes. Did they get the pug? Did they turn onto

the main street with the pug on the trunk? No, they turned on that side street and I watched them all the way till I couldn't see them anymore and they did not pull over and put the pug in the back seat. I wonder where the pug is. I don't know. We'll have to check today to see if the pug made it back. To me that's like straight to jail. It's an animal abuse. The police need to pull that person over and they need to be arrested. That is unacceptable. You do not do that to your dog. It's not cute. It's not fun. It's not funny. And that shit pisses me off because those people shouldn't own pets. Yeah. And there were two of them. Only one was on the trunk.

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grandkids call you because that matters so much, grow up. Okay, he's 100% right. And I just want to say that this needs to be said. Democrats and not even just Democrats, people that are anti MAGA and pro democracy, we all need to start saying all the time on social media, in conversations, on podcasts, wherever. The reason you can't have nice things is not because of people using their pronouns, rainbow flags, or trans people. The reason that you can't have nice things in this country is because the people who are upset about the pronouns and feed that to you like red meat don't pay their taxes. I'm not talking about the rich white guys.

They don't pay their taxes and they want a system that is rigged for them. Because that can sometimes be difficult to absorb all of that, they throw out rainbow flags, they throw out pronouns, they throw out immigrants. At the end of the day, if you live in a free country, why do you give a shit what flag somebody flies? If you live in a free country and somebody is a they, them, he, her, why do you care? Why do you care? You either live in a free country or you don't live in a free country and you're either going to be the thought police and tell people they can't go by what pronouns you think they should go by. And you still get to think it's stupid. You don't have to like it, but you don't get to be a dick about it. But none of that is the reason

that you can't have nice things. The reason, middle America, that you can't have nice things is because Jeff Bezos doesn't pay taxes, Elon Musk doesn't pay taxes. The systems are rigged to where it's easier for their companies to avoid regulations and all sorts of investigations. And we could go on and on, but it gets rather boring. But that's why. And until the Democrats start flipping the script and saying, why are you so triggered by a rainbow flag? Right. Why does a drag queen upset you so much? Just don't go to a drag show. But instead they seed ground.

Democrats are constantly seeding ground and saying, oh, the progressive wing of the party has to quit talking about pronouns and rainbow flags. I'm like, do we really? It's a free country. Why do you give a shit? Why are you seeding to the dipshit Nazis? Well, and they're just coming for everybody. I mean, they're going for trans, they're going for blacks, browns, immigrants. I mean, they're demonizing people

and otherizing people in a dangerous way. And we all have to stick together because we're unless you're a white male billionaire, you are in the class that is going to be they're going to come after next. Yeah, and it's just a scapegoat. It's a tactic to get everybody their eye off the ball of what's really happening. It's gaslighting and it's a tactic. And I mean, it's just more Democrats or reformed Republicans need to start calling out what it is. Trans people, rainbow flags, pronouns, none of that is preventing you

from having health care. Right? None of it is. Capitalism and valuing profits in the health care industry and valuing the rights of insurance companies over human beings and citizens, that's why you can't have health care. Yeah, that's your problem. OK, speaking of flags, up next we've got Liv. Okay, so I'm driving back from the dispensary and I have fucking had it. Had it. These people, right have two flagpoles outside their house. Can you guess what flags are on those fucking poles? I'm pretty sure you guessed right? Yeah, it's fucking Trump, but not just one. No, there's four

Trump flags and one American flag What a fucking dick sucker. Are you kidding me? Like what the fuck is wrong with people? That's insane to me That's like mentally not okay. I don't I don't get it. I fucking, I've had it. I live in the Midwest, so it's not shocking, but like, holy fuck, I've never seen that much Trump in a fucking yard before. Fuck. You know, I was thinking about this just the other day. I don't ever remember, and maybe it's because I wasn't paying attention, that people flew political figures flags all the time. They didn't.

And here's what happened. Here's my memory of the timeline of this. So 9-11 happens and journalists go over to the Middle East and they're filming Al Qaeda. And Al Qaeda had these trucks in the desert with Al Qaeda flags in the back of them. And they wore like masks and they just kind of like four wheeled around the desert with their guns doing jihadi shit, right? And I remember seeing it like, wow, so they don't have a country. And so they put their flag on their truck. That's what my mind deduced, right?

So then it went on and then went into ISIS. Then ISIS had the trucks with the flags. So that's all I knew about that. Then Trump comes around and then we've got the American Taliban that starts up with the trucks with the Trump flags. And these are the same people that are like, those Islamist countries hate us for our freedom. They don't like us because we're free, we love freedom and the constitution.

And turn to find out, come to find out, they don't like either. They just like Trump. And so they drive around just like these jihadist terrorists did in the desert and they do it around America as though somebody rainbow flags and I don't know pronouns and drag queens are somehow affecting their personal life and it's absolutely not.

It's absolutely not true. Yeah, I completely I think you're right about that when you I was thinking about it. I do remember those trucks going around and now we have the Trump flea market with all kinds of flags. It's nuts. But I think that the common thread, the link there is that obviously Al Qaeda, obviously ISIS, are religious extremists. It's a cult. You could go down the thought track that people here would have the same kind of instincts about being in a cult. Get your truck, get your flag, cram it down everybody's throat.

Now the thing about the rainbow flag is people put that up in businesses or gay pride events, but you don't see like trucks with gay pride flags driving around like to the extent that you do MAGA stuff. It's insane. If you get out to rural Oklahoma where I had to go to some of Roman's basketball games, oh my god. I was just like, holy shit, this is how he won. He really reigns in these small towns and they really feel like trans people and drag queens are going to come invade them and they're that triggered by it because I guess they're not that tough after all.

Right. Yeah, no, do you know what I mean? Think about these men that drive these big trucks and put these big flags on them and wear their big belt buckles. They are triggered by drag queens. Well you know what I'm going to say? It's the teeny weeny police. Of course.

Because you're overcompensating on a massive scale, these men are. And when I look at what's going on in the political environment, not to get too political like the one reviewer said, but all of these men, the through line is, they have completely capitulated to one man. They have not stood up for themselves, they've not stood up for their wives or their values

because they've thrown themselves over for an orange face oompa loompa. But he is their idealized form of masculinity. Which I don't get. I get it because he has been able to, he has that money, he tells people the rules don't apply to me, I can do whatever the fuck I want, when I want, he does everything with impunity and that is their dream to be able to do that. So to me it psychologically makes sense because it's like these people are broken and morally flawed from the jump.

So if you're a morally flawed person and you're in a society where there are guard rails and accountability, you would have a problem with that. And then here comes your hero. Bailed out bankruptcies, you know, three baby mamas, you know, fucking porn stars, you know. He gets away with everything. Lies with impunity, all this stuff. They're like, Yes, yes. This is it. This is masculinity. Wasn't that sad and a bully no less. Okay, speaking of masculinity. Next, we've got Luke.

Y'all is Luke from Texas. And let me tell you what I fucking had it with. I fucking had it with men, just in general general trying to be overly macho. As a gay person it just pisses me the fuck off. But now I just decided I'm just going to start fucking with them. So I was talking to this one guy, one of my friends, and he was like, we're talking about our favorite fruit foods. And he just goes, Oh, I love sushi. And I was like, Oh, that's pretty gay, you know. And he's like, I love sushi. And I was like, Oh, that's pretty gay, you know. And he's like, Wait, really? And I was like, Yeah, chopsticks are so cunty. So that's just I've doing and it's the best way to cope with my opinion because now he was like, Oh,

thank you so much. I'm just not going to be eating sushi anymore. But how fucking stupid do you have to be to just not eat your favorite food because one person told you it looked gay. But that's what I've had it with. You all have a great day. I think that one person has probably been turned on watching porn by a hard cock at some point. And there's just some insecurity there instead of like, doesn't mean you know, you're gay or straight or whatever, but that situation in and of itself turned it on. But the conservative movement is so rigid and so centered on a very black and white worldview and nothing can be, you know, seen outside of that. And living here in this state as an atheist, I mean my whole

childhood and early adult life, it's this pressure that you have to be a Christian. You just absolutely, positively have to be a Christian. And of course, I'm not one based on the behavior of the people who were soliciting me nonstop and the people who still continue to do so. But it's just, it's the whole gay thing and their obsession with the gay thing here in a dream world, this is what I wish could happen. This is a fantasy.

I wish that all of the gays, all of them, the LGBTQ pluses, all of them and all of the industries that they work in could ban, had the money and the time without being personally impacted by it to ban all MAGA customers, to cancel the fuck out of them and saying, yeah, yeah, we are cancel culture. Fuck you. Because I think you can see the Mar-a-Lago fashion. You see it's void of gay leadership. Absolutely. You see in what's going on, all the Mar-a-Lago face and all the stuff that's going on.

I'm like, you can totally tell that this whole place is void of gay leadership in a creative space. Yeah, they need gays down there to help them. I'll tell you what, it's just really telling to me that this guy on the back of his head is worried about his sexuality. Cause why would like, if you said Angie only lesbians eat sushi, I'd be like, okay, whatever. You know what I mean? Don't you think it's weird that he got triggered by that?

I think that it's what I just said previously, that at some point he has been aroused. Okay. Okay. Sorry. I missed that. My bad. By something bisexual or something just straight out gay. There's an insecurity in there because if somebody, I play pickleball all the time with a bunch of lesbians, it doesn't make me think, oh my God, I'm not going to be straight anymore. I'm not going to want to fuck Josh anymore. You know, I don't have that insecurity about it. I don't even think

about it. Never. All I think about is I do think genetically lesbians could be better athletes because they always kick my ass. That's a personal theory. I'm not a scientist. I'm not a geneticist. But I think I've got some anecdotal evidence here that lesbians are better athletes than me and my straight friends. Yeah.

I'll tell you who else is like that. Jesse Waters. He talks about gay nonstop, what gay men do. I think there's somebody sitting in the closet over at his house. I think at the epicenter of a lot of the MAGA movement is, especially with the men, is a ton of probably a lot of porn watching and they get sometimes turned on more by the male than they do the female. And then after they get their rocks off, it's like, oh shit, that was pretty gay. And then they go into denial and then

they see somebody, you know, that has a rainbow flag or they hear about, you know, gay men having shame-free, you know, completely consensual transactional sex, and they're so insanely jealous because the Moses Mikes, the Josh Hollys, the JD Vances, it's just this closet case. And here's something else I want to say. I think there's a special place in hell, and I'm an atheist, so I don't even believe in hell, but metaphorically, for the Scott Bessence, who is the Secretary of the Treasury, who's an out of the closet gay man, and then Peter Till, out of the closet gay man, both of these men are married, and that they are like the

biggest demon queens on the planet to support Trump and Trumpism, who on his truth social did the pink triangle and with a line through it, which is what Adolf Hitler put on gay people when he sent them to concentration camps and they don't speak up. And that just lack of conviction I've decided moving forward in my adult life in the MAGA era, lack of conviction in people is the least admirable attribute that I see in people. And it's very off-putting to me. When people say one thing over here, and then they say another thing over there, and they feel nothing about that disconnect.

It doesn't morally trigger them. And that's what I think a lot of MAGA people do. MAGA women in my life, which I don't have in my life anymore, but they'll go to a gay hairdresser and then while they're sitting there, somehow try to lecture the hairdresser about transgender rights. But then they go back to their MAGA households and are like, I'm not homophobic. This gay guy cuts my hair. Yeah. And that's rampant. It's everywhere. All right, guys. That's all we have for today. Thank you for tuning in. Pumps, tell them.

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