I've Had It - Freeballin’

Episode Date: December 27, 2022

Pumps and Jennifer recap the year with a laundry list of things they've had it with. Producer Nilly phones-in a friend who is a super-griper of the utmost kind.  Subscribe to our Patreon: https://www....patreon.com/IveHadItPodcast Follow Us: I've Had It Podcast: @Ivehaditpodcast Jennifer Welch: @mizzwelch Angie "Pumps" Sullivan: @pumpspumpspumps

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Starting point is 00:00:35 We're ready for me to clap a sin. We are ready for you to clap a sin. Clap a sin. One, two, three. It's the end of the year, clap, so it's got to be a really good banger. Okay, let me think. One, two, three. I like it.
Starting point is 00:00:50 I like it. I like it. Thank you. Today, we're going to do something completely different. Do you remember in the 80s when we were growing up and you would go to the skating rink? Yes. And you'd have couple skate and you'd have backward skate. And then you would have a free skate. Love to free skate. Today's episode is going to be a free
Starting point is 00:01:12 skate. We are going to free ball it, free skate it on all the shit that we've't happened to have covered yet in this infancy stage of our fantastic podcast about positive friendships and feedback and making people feel better about themselves. I've had it. And so what we're gonna do is we're gonna go around the room producers included. We're going to list some things that we've had it with because this is our end of the year wrap up. Hopefully we'll be able to do this annually. I'm going to start first, we're going to go around the room. Okay. Here's something I've absolutely had it with. Okay. The phrase, there is no such thing as a stupid question. That just sends you into orbit. Orbit.
Starting point is 00:02:07 Stupid questions are ubiquitous. They are fucking everywhere. I'm gonna pull the room. Have you had it with stupid questions? Caviot. I've had it with people that ask stupid questions, yes. But what really infuriates me is when you're in a group setting like at a seminar
Starting point is 00:02:29 and people ask them questions when we're trying to leave. It's like, even if it's the smartest, best question that everybody wants to know the answer to, we're done, shut the fuck up. So stupid questions, yes, but I'm more fired up about the person at a meeting that continues to ask questions When everybody else is ready to be neighboring the meeting the labor and the way you bring them. Yes. Nilly I'm torn. Oh god damn it. You're a millennial. So you were raised with unicorns and rainbows pieced up your ass all the fucking time
Starting point is 00:03:00 Exactly. You were told your whole life. There's no such things as stupid question, weren't you? Yeah, but I mean that entices people to ask the question when they actually need to ask the question. But there are stupid questions. There are stupid questions. Let me tell you an example one. Okay, let's just had a girl at work for me once and she said, yeah, this month is my birthday month.
Starting point is 00:03:23 Oh, okay. First of all, people who celebrate their birthday month had it Stop it. It's fucking one day everybody has one day. There's no month about it quit me in such a fucking narcissist and after 21 nobody You just don't die. Yeah, and so anyway she says on a Friday she says since Sunday is actually my official birthday, and on Monday, I'm gonna be super hungover, so can I come in late?
Starting point is 00:03:54 Because this is a person who's probably been told her whole life, doesn't hurt to ask. There's no such thing as a stupid question. I think it was a stupid question. I will always think it's a stupid question. You don't announce to your boss that you're going to be hung over on Monday morning and you would like to come in late so that your boss can accommodate your hangover. I agree. I agree with that. But there a saying, a closed mouth never gets fed. So if you don't ask the question, you'll never know the answer, right? Okay.
Starting point is 00:04:32 Here's this is my problem. There's also a saying though, there are no stupid questions, only stupid people who ask them. That's what I'm talking about. That's the case. There we have it. This is a myriad right now. Yes.
Starting point is 00:04:44 A good old gin expert to come in and just deflate the millennial. I love it. Richard, what do you think about stupid questions? I thought I'm with punks. Like I think I prefer people to ask a stupid question instead of giving me like a stupid result, especially now I'm transitioning back to the corporate world when you're in training and it's like we're done. It's been like eight hours like let's go home any question you have right now Does not apply we're in training just save it till tomorrow write it down text yourself
Starting point is 00:05:14 Just say yeah, just please please just shut up. I want to go home the trainer wants to go home exactly right Your turn pumps. I've had it with people that leave voicemails that are long. I mean, you can tell me in end or 15 seconds what you need to tell me on a voicemail. Okay. I don't need all the bullshit back story context, whatever. And then what really sends me into orbit is that deal where you record yourself while texting and then it sends what you're saying, what your voice is saying, voice that. really sends me into orbit. Is that deal where you record yourself while texting, and then it sends what you're saying,
Starting point is 00:05:47 what your voice is saying, voice text. It is the biggest beat down on the planet. I have a friend that religiously does it. I refuse to listen to him. I will not. And then she'll call me and be like, did I not, I'm like, you sent me a voice text. I'm not listening to that.
Starting point is 00:06:05 Like I can't take it. And that's too much information. Too much information. And then somebody who sends a voice memo as a text and says, type in out the text, or placing the phone call. Correct. I can say that I can add to this genre of grievances.
Starting point is 00:06:24 And I can say that I've absolutely fucking had it with a person who I have programmed into my phone, their name, this program. So when the text comes, I know exactly who it's from. Then they send me the message and then they put their initials at the end of the tour name. It is an extreme level of fucking narcissism. Who does that?
Starting point is 00:06:48 Oh, I've got people that do it not take, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sign their text messages. And then like, okay, first of all, the only person who does that shit is like Barack Obama. When he would tweet personally, he would sign his tweet B.O. Barack Obama. Well, then you just have fucking Larry and Joe and Curly over here that are self-appointed celebrities in their hometown that have started signing
Starting point is 00:07:20 text messages. And I'm like, listen up dumb shit. We know who you are because your numbers program. Right. And You don't need to take the extra time to sign it. And it really chaps my hide. Nilly, what do you think about this subject? I don't like voicemails, period. I think voicemails should be extinct. Like we don't need them. Agree.
Starting point is 00:07:36 In terms of voice text, I don't do it, but I know a lot of people that do. They don't have time to text, so it's just easier to speak and multitask as they move about their day. Then do Surrey, that have Surrey do it. It's Surrey.
Starting point is 00:07:49 Surrey. Generally. Voice mills, I don't really mind because I don't like talking on the phone. So if it gets me out of a phone call, I'm happy with a voice mill. Signing initials, I don't know what that really bothers me. I'm going to start doing it and then I'll circle back with you and see if it can. Right, I'm gonna start signing. J.W. is dead. I'm gonna do a dash J.W. after every single time.
Starting point is 00:08:14 Hey Jen, how's your day today? Dash J.W. You want to go grab a coffee? Dash J.W. Nilly grievance. What have you had it with? People who chew gum in public, loud chewing and popping.
Starting point is 00:08:32 Oh no. I think I can be an offender. I think, because I chew nicotine gum like crazy in my loud. But I don't like, I haven't noticed you. I have friends that I like, I want to kill. So you haven't thought that anger towards me. No, I haven't felt that anger. Because I'm deeply addicted to nicotine gum. I know you are, but it's not like I want to kill. So you haven't thought that anger towards me. No, I haven't felt that anger. Because I'm deeply addicted to nicotine.
Starting point is 00:08:47 I know you are, but it's not, I don't know. Okay, if I ever am, you have to tell me, I fucking go to town on the bubbles, the little bubbles, the big bubbles, all the bubbles. The bubbles are worse, Ty. I'll tell you this much, I don't chew virgin gum. So it doesn't interest me at all.
Starting point is 00:09:03 I love the chew gum. That's called virgin gum. I don't chew virgin gum. I have to chew gum that has a stimulant in it. It's stimulant is nicotine. Otherwise, I don't want it. But I do sometimes kind of, I can pop it. I know what you're talking about. It is kind of with I don't want bubbles with it, but I can kind of make it pop in the back of my mouth. And it's super satisfying. Yeah, it is. Because also at the same time that I'm popping it, the nicotine is soaking into my body. Into your teeth and your gum.
Starting point is 00:09:28 It's awful. It's fucking awful, but hey, listen, I haven't smoked cigarettes. Discuss me now completely. Pumps and I used to just chain smudge. Chain smudge. Oh, God, it was horrible and awesome. But it's so fun. It was so fun. It was so fun. It's so fun. It's so fun. It's so fun. It's so fun. It's so fun. It's so fun. The best thing about it was like, oh my god, I gotta tell you something.
Starting point is 00:09:47 Yeah. We would like, you know, we would light up in the story would be so good. Pamsa, okay, let's double shot. And that meant smoke another. We're gonna take two on that. We would double shot. I have a lot of Euro trips.
Starting point is 00:10:02 Don't you crave a cigarette out there? I smoke when I'm in Europe. The first couple of times, so I quit smoking in 2015. And the first couple of trips that I took because if you smoke cigarettes in the United States of America, you feel like the biggest white trash, loser, mother fucker on the planet. They're easier on heroin out there.
Starting point is 00:10:21 Europe. In Europe, it's like chic and and cool and they're all doing it Everybody does it. It was kind of hard now. I'm completely past all of that and I'm solely into the gum But and I don't really this when I smell it stuff I'm kind of like like I've zero desire to smoke a cigarette all right gin what snacks? What have you had it with the world cup Let's hear what's going on with the World Cup. Every country in the world calls it football. Except us.
Starting point is 00:10:50 Yeah, except us. So during these games, these Americans get together and they chant, it's called soccer. That's bad. That's bad. Why do we have to be so ethnocentric? Can't you just go to a country where it's called football? Right.
Starting point is 00:11:10 Which technically makes more sense. Which is football. It's football. American football, they don't use their feet. And actually, I think if it touches your feet, it's not football. That's embarrassing. And I've had it with that because it's called soccer. And it's the biggest sport in the world, which everybody calls one thing except for us.
Starting point is 00:11:27 Also, it's the biggest sport in the world except for here. It's not even something that we care about that much. Right. We only care and have that during the World Cup. Exactly. That's it. I've had it with that. I have Elon Musk. I'll say.
Starting point is 00:11:41 I have other factors. Here's what I don't get about Elon Musk. You have this green energy, right? Conservatives aren't big purchasers of plug-in cars, electric cars, right? Mainly like environmentally conscious people that are going to buy a Tesla or buy a solar panel. That's his market, right? So then he goes off the rails and it's like paneling around with Trump and Kanye West
Starting point is 00:12:16 and carrying the sink into Twitter and all this shit. And I don't quite understand the business plan because it seems like he's alienating both sides. Because now there's no liberal of progressive person that's gonna buy a feckin Tesla. He's really in that brand. Conservative's not gonna buy it because for them, that's a pussy car.
Starting point is 00:12:31 That's what a pussy snow, no, that okay, because global warming isn't real to them and that's what a pussy snowflake would drive. So they wouldn't be cut dead. So it's interesting, what is he thinking with all of that? Number one, and and number two if I had that much god damn many as much as I enjoy doing this podcast I'm gonna have I mean I'm probably gonna have an Instagram that is completely private buttoned up I'm not really doing anything with the exception of maybe three to four people
Starting point is 00:13:03 I might add a couple of French bulldogs to the collection, but that's it. I think the whole thing about him that drives me crazy, first of all, he's a D.I.G. dog. And he's Mr. free speech. Okay. Free speech does not include hate speech. Right. And free speech is a guarantee in the constitution by the government. That doesn't mean I have to create a free speech. Just goes all through me. He's also doing free speech unless you make fun of him.
Starting point is 00:13:34 Right, what a team baby. His penis is probably that big. So true. Because they're reminiscent of our former press press. Yes. Both year shaped are very small penises. You can tell 100%. So your theory is they have a weird shape
Starting point is 00:13:50 or small penis. We know he has a weird shape because stormy Daniels, and she would know. She blew the whistle on Trump's penis. What did she say? It was all mushroom. Mushroom. Yeah, mushroom top penis.
Starting point is 00:14:00 So I just think that both those men scream inadequate penis. Penises inadequate. I don't think there those men scream inadequate penis. Penises inadequate. I don't think there's any doubt about that. Richard, what do you think at Elon Musk? I'm not really a fan. Jen said it. He claims he's for free speech
Starting point is 00:14:16 until people make fun of him. Right, that's right. During the rules of this free skate, okay? Because we're free-balling it, we're free-skating. You can phone a friend, you can have a lifeline. So right now I'm gonna offer to the free skaters. Does anybody like to use a lifeline? I have a lifeline.
Starting point is 00:14:34 You do? Is it a couple skate or a lifeline? No, it's a lifeline. Okay, what lifeline would you like to use? I would love to phone up our friend. Phone a friend. Phone a friend, I love it. Okay, tell us who your friend is.
Starting point is 00:14:49 His name is Andrew Feldman. Okay, and why would you like to phone Andrew? I'd like him to show you why I'd like to do it. Okay, let's do it. Nilly's using her lifeline, we're phoning Andrew. I love this free skate episode. Hi Andrew. Hello, hello. Hi Andrew. Hello, hello.
Starting point is 00:15:06 Hi Andrew. How are you? I'm great, I'm Jennifer. This is Angie, but we call her pumps. I think you know Jen and Nilly. And then we have a- Very, very well. And as you can see, I combed my hair and took a shower
Starting point is 00:15:17 for this. Oh, good. We're very impressed. We feel very privileged. Okay, Nilly wanted to phone you. Nilly, why don't you tell us why did we need to phone Andrew? What's going on? Andrew always has a laundry list of things he's had it with.
Starting point is 00:15:32 Andrew, let me tell you what, we've discussed so far. Sure, run it. Let's go. The thing I've had it with is this phrase, there's no such thing as a stupid question. As being a Jew, I'm always tired of everything and complain about it. This is right in my wheelhouse. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:15:51 I see it off the top, what I'm just one of my fed up with, and tired of, Hollywood. I'm over it because, for example, I grew up watching grand movies, the king and I dressing up in a tuxedo with tales when I was three or four. When I turned on DeOscars, for example, where are all the stars? Where are they? They don't exist anymore.
Starting point is 00:16:17 Back in the 90s, Ser Anthony Hopkins, Robin Williams, Robert De Pacino, all these people were always dominated. Where are all the stars? I mean, I watched something like the Oscars to escape from my miserable reality. Right. Not to be reminded of it. Right. Right. What do you think about Elon Musk? I'm just tired of billionaires.
Starting point is 00:16:42 I'm tired of, I mean, look at what they're doing with their money. I mean, even like the good billionaires, you know, why we always say, you know, why can't billionaires, you know, try to like solve World Hunger? Bill Gates did, or she tried to. I mean, in Alon, I mean, yes, I mean, obviously, you know, he's done some things that have been successful, but I think he's probably at the end of the line. Should just shut up and go away. Yeah. I agree. I mean, free, yes.
Starting point is 00:17:10 I mean, free speech. I mean, he's bragging about free speech and just another boob that free speech is only OK when it agrees with you. Don't we have enough of that already? You know, like you said, there's no such thing as a stupid question, you're sort of over that. Of course there is. I mean, we're getting ready for a lot more stupid if they're increasing your characters.
Starting point is 00:17:32 We're normalizing stupid and praising stupidity. Listen, I mean, yeah, expertise, and the love of expertise has flat out going out the window. I mean, Dr. Fauci, we tell me to take a shot. I'm gonna take a shot. Why? Because for whatever reason, this guy, you know, decided for 30 years to all he does is study this.
Starting point is 00:17:49 If I studied something like that for 30 years, I like to think that I would know a thing or two about it. I listened to him, not my friends on Facebook or the internet or whatever, and listen to that guy. I have a solution for that. Here's my solution. All of the people that get their medical advice from Facebook, there should be at the hospital and the parking lot. Facebook tents with the people that post this
Starting point is 00:18:13 stuff. And if you get sick, you have to go to the Facebook doctors and the parking lot and the tent of the hospital and the people who want to go to a medical professional who have studied this, get to go into the hospital. And I just think that's the way we need to play it. I think that's brilliant. That's a great idea. I just think if you're gonna listen to Facebook, you go to Facebook doctors. And I think it could solve a lot of problems.
Starting point is 00:18:35 All the stupid questions would be at those tents. A Facebook tent with Facebook doctors, you know? I mean, it's like, because here's the thing that cracked me up about the shots. People would be like, I'm not getting the shot. I don't know what's in it and that motherfucker sitting there drinking mountain do and it's like You don't fucking know what's in that mountain do that you're drinking do you don't know what's in it? Of course of course You don't know what's in it. I mean, you know people worked like you know 24 hours a day for like six straight months I mean, so you know in a lab to put it together. I mean to save us. Well, I don't care what's in it
Starting point is 00:19:01 for it together. I mean, to save us, well, I don't care what's in it. I don't care what's in it. I put a lot more ridiculous things in my body in the last hour, trepid for this. I have a baby. I mean, it's like, you know, shot of COVID, but please, my girl. That's an deal compared to that. No, absolutely nothing. Okay.
Starting point is 00:19:22 So, Andrew, here's my bad hat. I've had it. Voice mails that are too long, people leaving forever ending voice mails and then voice texting, where they leave you a voice mail on your text stream. What do you think about those two things? So the first one, I actually, I like to, for people's birthdays, I like to leave messages and I'll rhyme their age with something that's sort of, you know, funny or whatever, cute. And so I believe I've, you know, left a message, a birthday messenger to some folks in the room there, but you know,
Starting point is 00:19:56 like that. So I don't, I actually like doing that, but I will say the voice memos, you know, thing in the text messages have to stop. But my brother, I got two brothers, I love both of them, I like one of them more. The one that I like the least, it doesn't all the time, and it just has to stop. I mean, I'm not playing these things. I don't care what you say to sound like. I mean, you're walking and huffing and puffing to the self-right enough. I mean, if it can obviously wait, I can't really agree with the voice to the subway enough. I mean, it can obviously wait.
Starting point is 00:20:25 I can't really agree with the voice of my mouth. It's absolutely horrible. Let me ask the group about this in our Free Skate episode. I saw an article in the news that said the National Park Services have advised people not to lick psychedelic toads. Several things, I mean, you see what? This is how they're gonna have a bunch of crazy motherfuckers
Starting point is 00:20:51 go into the national park to lick the psychedelic toads because without the announcement, the frogs were safer. Right, they had no clue. And I think the national park services through these toads under the fucking bus by making this announcement, why would they inform everybody that toads under the fucking bus by making this announcement. Why would they inform everybody that toads are psychedelic? I had no idea.
Starting point is 00:21:09 I didn't either. I mean, I got to believe park attendance is down, right? I mean, the community revenue streets may be revenue streets. Right. I mean, something. I just couldn't believe that they announced it. Do you all see that in the news? I did, but now I want to try it.
Starting point is 00:21:24 Now that I know. See, that's what I'm saying. I need to go trap some and take him to Burning Man next year. Let me ask you. Let me ask you. I be free. Burning man. This gross.
Starting point is 00:21:34 I mean, please take a shower after this episode because they saw dirt rubbing off of them from the night. It's taking them 60 days to get the whole thing if I can clean up. It's unbelievable. It's a lot like coal mining. You come home and you can't wash it off it's just gross. Not that this has anything to do with toads but the teeth are reminding me of this.
Starting point is 00:21:49 So when a few months ago or maybe a year ago when Starbucks changed to like paper straws because of the turtles I've never met a wild turtle. I could give an f about the freaking turtles. I mean the fact that my my my straw you know, gets soggy, you know, before halfway through ridiculous. I will kill a few, hundreds of thousands of turtles. For a straw. Having plastic straw.
Starting point is 00:22:14 Right, it probably says that's huge. I'm a huge straw person, but I mean, it's like they get like limp and flaccid in the drink. And it's like, did anybody consider in making a straw that it would get wet eventually and I love it Oklahoma. There's enough going on in my bedroom with that. Yeah, no, I can't stand paper straws. They should be banned from the point. Okay, let me throw
Starting point is 00:22:39 this out there. Let's just free ball this. Here's another thing that really chaps my heart. It gets me all worked up. The phrase, everything happens for a reason. I think is bullshit. I think it is the biggest bunch. I think it is a jet stream of bullshit. I don't think there's any truth to it. I think it is so dumb. Andrew, what do you think? Yeah, I would agree.
Starting point is 00:23:05 I would agree. I wanted the healthier people I know in my life recently, passed away from cancer. No, there is no. There is no good reason for that. There is no good reason. Not everything happens for a reason. Does somethings are just unexplainable?
Starting point is 00:23:20 And fucked up. Some things are fucked up, shit happens to nice people. Yeah, and it's sad. And there's no good reason. And tear up to nice people. Yeah. And it's sad. And there's not to have an explanation. Right. Yeah. We don't have to have an explanation for these things. I mean, sometimes I'm totally... Life can be cruel and random and unfair. And I don't think there's...
Starting point is 00:23:38 Good people get fucked over all the time. All the time. And there's no good reason, bad reason, or reason for that. And shitty people get away with stuff all the time. All the time and there's no good reason, bad reason or reason for that. And shitty people get away with stuff all the time, not mentioning any names, but think about DJT. People get away with just a bunch of stuff. Yeah, I mean, listen, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid. I mean, I think there's plenty of people out there today proving that. I mean, if they would have been told once or twice that they were stupid earlier on. Maybe they'd be, you know, I had it with slow drivers in
Starting point is 00:24:08 the left lane. No problem with you driving slow. Just get the F out of my way and I'll move over for a guy driving faster than me. Drive slow. You want in the right or middle, but never in the left. When I pass you, I'm making a more dangerous for everybody. Slow walkers. I mean, I personally always, I'm never walking for leisure. I don't really do leisure activities. I'm walking. I'm on in for leisure. I don't really do leisure activities I'm walking I might have a place to be so please like you know step aside or like you know You know when you feel me coming because you can feel me coming move Let's see we're this is the thing that I've sort of had it with is that we're Jews
Starting point is 00:24:40 I'm not a fan of you know Christmas decorations. That's your thing. I mean, we have a couple of you know, candy canes up in our house. I don't like that. I mean, you know, separation between, you know, search and church. Well, here, let me jump on that really quick because I am not a religious person at all, but I celebrate Christmas, but I'm not of any faith. I mean, I'm not, I'm in the non-category. But I do celebrate Christmas. So one thing I've absolutely had it with is everybody claiming that there's a war on Christmas, and it's just total bullshit.
Starting point is 00:25:11 Christmas won. It really worked. You know, everybody's claiming there was this big war. There's no war on Christmas. Christmas won. It's already stolen Thanksgiving's thunder. Yeah, I mean, so I mean, the war on Christmas does not exist. In fact, it was actually, believe you know a bunch of Jews
Starting point is 00:25:26 I wrote all the famous Christmas songs. I mean Now to go to go to sports, you know for a little bit I watch a whole ton of sports I'm such a horrible athlete, but I love watching sports Okay, and one of the things that is an issue for me is that all this technology, they literally in tennis, at Wimbledon, you were so open, you can tell if a ball is going in or out, I watch the NFL every Sunday, so often, every time the referee comes back and says the call in the field stands not confirmed, there are a thousand cameras, there's so much technology confirmed the call and stand by it. If it's a crap call, just stand by it. It's a thing, but it's just none of this stands up.
Starting point is 00:26:06 I mean, we live in a black and white world and it comes to that. I mean, you got the technology, you use it. Right. I, I, 100% agree. In fact, we've even talked about that in tennis. Like one little tiny bit is on the white line. You can see it.
Starting point is 00:26:21 Why can't you spot a first down appropriately in football? It makes sense. It's terrible. I mean, these got these beautiful refs. I mean, they don't have full-time jobs, they don't study the yearbook year round. I mean, obviously the NFL still make a whole crap ton of money so they don't really care. But yeah, I mean, it just takes away from the game. I agree. Take up too much of your time. And by the way, I'm. I loved it. You are a woman of a certain age.
Starting point is 00:26:47 And I have a thing for so gorgeous. So this has been a nice little big map. Is. So he's got mommy issues. Yeah, no, no, she just passed away from cancer. So yeah, I'm so sorry. That was all right. That was okay.
Starting point is 00:27:00 But that was a good joke. Is I've had it with the city of Philadelphia. I've had it. I hate it. What's going on in Billy? Yeah, what's going on? Okay, so I've just had it with the city of Philadelphia. One, uh, the bell is broken.
Starting point is 00:27:13 It does not work. I don't have to ask me if I've been broken. The liberty bell. The liberty bell. Oh, the liberty is broken. Okay, that's a dumb question right here. I just have one. That's a dumb question.
Starting point is 00:27:23 Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. I mean commitment to the cast. I love it. I love it. So, yeah, the bell is broken.
Starting point is 00:27:32 You know, Rocky, they have a real statue for a fake boxer. It was like a fake. Like real life, you know, exists. It was a made up story. They have a statue right in front of a really good art museum that nobody ever goes to. I'm just going to take a photo with have a statue right in front of a really good art museum that nobody ever goes to Photo with that stupid, you know statue right in front of it of a face. It was all character Something that was fake right and the
Starting point is 00:27:55 Lastly if they expect me to believe that they were the first group of people to put cheese on a state sandwich I'm calling bullshit I'm just calling bullshit. I mean, first of all, I mean, it's the reason why like 74% of, you know, America's obese has sandwiches like that. Secondly, I mean, you know, in terms of sandwiches, I'll take a bagel at locks any day over that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:17 It's just, ugh, it's just overall, it's just I had it with that entire place from top to bottom. This speech has been going on. Like we've heard this. We're selling the roll time. Philadelphia. I'll let you go right up to this. I just have to tell you that. So Rocky Balboa, Sylvester Stallone, he just finished shooting a TV show in Tulsa. In New York? Tulsa, right? Yeah, it's like Tulsa Kings, I think.
Starting point is 00:28:46 Tulsa King, yeah. Everyone that was around him said he is the biggest mother fucking asshole on the planet. He's not friendly, he's demanding, entitled, just like never heard more people gripe about one person ever. I've heard that before too and it's shitty right because then he starts his Hollywood journey by having to sell his dog and then buy it back
Starting point is 00:29:11 for like you know he bought it back for like four times the amount he sold it for yet. He had to sell his dog to for money to like eat or for food to for a few hundred dollars and then bought it back after he became rich from the same person for like forty thousand dollars Like you would think somebody that had that little right you a little more Mindful how long how long did they how long did the other person have the dog? Only a few years, but then he blew up right after Rocky, right also to think about Rocky is like it's like the first You know, it's like the you know, it's one of the only movies that is said entirely in English and I need subtitles for it. Like, I mean, I just can't understand what he's saying,
Starting point is 00:29:52 and plus on the waterfront with Marlon Brando is the exact same story 40 years before, and he just did it better. I mean, because he's Brando. Okay, Andrew, I have to say, you've been an absolute true. Your cynicism and the shit you've had it with is like tap my veins and inject that shit right in it. And then I would back it up with a snort. I would just do that. I mean, that kind of shit just fuels my fire. I love it.
Starting point is 00:30:22 You might have to be like a monthly commentator. I think I have a thank for Jewish men. I love Larry David. I love Andrew. They might have to be like a monthly commentator. I think I have a thank for Jewish men. I love Larry David. I love Andrew. They're just bitch about shit. Are you hating on Andrew? Don't you know that? I mean, that's, you know, quite all right. I mean, it's one that's been framed. But this is actually what they taught us in the Hebrew school was things that you had. There's a Jewish contract in marriage contract called a tuteluck that the man in the woman school was things that you had in the school. There's this Jewish contract, a marriage contract, called a get-to look, that the man and the woman sign. And in that, it says that you are not the man,
Starting point is 00:30:51 it's not allowed to have it, you know, have had it with anything anymore ever, right? Like you give that, you should give that up, I'm kidding, obviously. I'm going to do it. I need to do it too. No, no, no, so to get it out here, it's just so great. That way, I don't have to get it out upstairs Here's the deal maybe one day we will meet up. We'll do a lot of things But it won't be in fucking Philly. I can know it will not be in rest assured that but Andrew Thank you so much for your time. We have so enjoyed it was such a pleasure
Starting point is 00:31:20 Oh, the pleasure was was you know, oh mine mine thank you so much for inviting me and taking the time. This was this was a real treat. I absolutely love this and and I you know here in the shadows of the podcast has been getting and you know listen to my wife has been listening to a whole bunch of stuff. So I mean it's going great and I wish you all the luck. This is absolutely wonderful. Thank you. Thank you. I love you. tell Kaycey. Hello. Hello, Kaycey. Thanks for jumping. All right, bye. All right.
Starting point is 00:31:48 I loved Andrew. Nilly, thank you. Your friend was five stars. Five stars. Off the chart, obsessed with Andrew, that kind of just, oh, he has had it with shit, is just fucking drugs in my veins. I love him so much. He's so fun.
Starting point is 00:32:06 It's so good. So fun. Hi, what a great year. So much fun. What a fun venture that I've had at podcasts has been. I want to thank my co-host pumps, who you know I love more than anything on the planet. My soulmate, my sister wife, the love of my life, Angela Don. Jen Morton,
Starting point is 00:32:27 Nilly, we love you girls so much. This has been so fun. Richard, we love all of your input and all of the wonderful things you do to make us sound great. Except the whole breast milk thing, but we can talk about that. Yeah, that's not I just wonder what there. What's going to come out of Richard's Pandora's Box next time. Yeah, next year. So anyway, I think what we can say now is, what, Pups? See you next Tuesday, a new year, a new Tuesday,
Starting point is 00:32:57 a new grievance, a new count. What? What? Subscribe, like, do all the stuff. Do all the stuff. I'm not a fan of the way I do it.

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