I've Had It - Gay's Anatomy

Episode Date: August 18, 2026

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So are we supposed to start the podcast? All right, ready, one, two, three, Patriots, Gaitreots, they treat it, black triots, brown triots, pumps is on vacation. And Josh Welch is here to tell all of MAGA every single last one of you to do what. Fuck all. You nailed it. That's so good. I'm doing better pumps.

I'm trying really hard pumps. All right. What have you had it with? I think I'm going to continue my. theme of European grievances for one more day. Okay. And I've got two. And both of these are going to sound familiar to you.

The first is in Italy, they like to serve, restaurants like to serve your drinks with ice. And I drink Coke. I'm just a straight up Coca-Cola drinker. And so with every meal, I order a Coke. And they like to bring you a glass with ice. ice, and then they like to pour the Coke into the glass. And in Italy, it's real humid, and the ice melts the Coke and dilutes it. So I've had it with the restaurant not asking, would you like us to pour the Coke into the glass of ice? And so what I do is I preemptively tell the waiter,

hey, I just want a Coke in a bottle. I don't need a glass. I don't need ice. Well, what that does is it then affects the flow of the orders for everybody else. Dylan drinks a Coke occasionally. Sidney's girlfriend drinks a Coke occasionally. And then the waiter assumes that they don't want a glass with ice and a lemon, and they do. And so then it's become this disruptive thing that we all talk about in which I get hazed at every meal because I'm the one that starts this thing. So that's number one. That's the first grievance is that the restaurant should not pour my Coke automatically into the ice in the glass with a lemon because it dilutes it.

Number two is when you use the restroom, and I hate to stay on this pooping topic, but when you use the restroom in Europe, some of the stalls for toilet paper, they give you these little squares. And I don't think I could even blow my nose with one of the squares. I really don't much less wipe my ass. And so what happens is I have to pull down 15 to 20 squares in order just to have enough paper to wipe. And I'm not trying to get too graphic about this. We've been through this the last episode with all my stuff. But it becomes tiresome having to do that.

The squares are like this. wide like that and they're paper thin and there's just no meaningful wipe that you're going to get with just one or even two or three. So then you have to get five or six or seven and then you have to do that multiple times. And depending on the situation, it takes 15, 20 minutes. And so when I casually exit the restaurant to go use the restroom and people think, well, why is Josh gone for 20, 25 minutes? That's why? Because I'm battling these squares in the bathroom. So those are to continue the theme of European somewhat poop-related grievances. Those are my two grievances for the show, for the episode. Thank you for sharing. I've had it with Josh in Europe bucking the system.

Here's an example. We all sit down to order a drink, and sometimes I like an orange San Pellegrino, or as they say it in Italy, Aranciata. And I like my, and I like my. mine with ice and an orange slice in it. And they bring it and they set the glass down and the San Pellegrino down. Where I disagree with Josh is I have the option to pour mine. And so one of our last meals in Italy, they brought the food, the drinks over and they put, they put Josh's Coke bottle down first. And then they put the glass down.

And Josh immediately started reacting. He went, and I went, don't say it. fucking word because I'm just like just leave the glass right there just leave it and just drink out of the bottle but he gets on these things with ordering that are is so psychotic like I remember one time when we were we'd probably only been together like a year and we go to this Mexican restaurant and this should have been it this should have been it for me right here he sits down and the waiter comes over and Josh is like I'll have a Coke and Chips and salsa, no onions in the salsa.

And the guy just like looks at him. Like just like, and I was like, please disregard that. Just bring the salsa. Because that moment has, if I would have listened to my inner instinct right there, something similar to that has happened almost every meal we've ever had. There's no world in which Josh can just sit down at a restaurant and not think, how can I fuck with people that are servicing this? I like how you say that the removal of onions from the salsa should have been in it,

but not the second, third, or fourth, or even fifth rehab. It was the salsa in the onions, by God. That's what I should have known. But I think that was before. I think that would have, if I just would have listened there, then I could have saved myself all of the ensuing family weeks past that. All right, Kylie. Hi.

Hi. I have a banger of a review for you, Jen. And Josh, you may know about this. So in a past episode, Jen, you've told a story about a guy who does like handstands and all this bullshit grandstanding at the gym. Oh, yeah, yeah. Someone's chimed in with some information. It says, the handstand clapper is my ex, five stars.

First and foremost, Kylie is a national treasure. That one's important. Secondly, after months of backdoor channels of reconnaissance, I'm finally 99% positive that the handstand clapper at Jennifer's gym is my ex-boyfriend. And yes, he has his insufferable in person as he is doing handstands in the middle of a gym floor. He's also an ultra-Zionist, if that helps. I want to thank these three girls for being the cup of energy I need these days when the news is constantly so bad. Just hearing you call them as you see him makes me literally chortled down the streets of New York. So keep at it, girls.

the handstand guy. I need a little bit of background. Okay. So I go in to train one day with Emily and where I'm doing all the exercise that she's having me do. And there's a guy an upstairs part of our gym. And he is a large guy, not fat, large, but like I would say, like six four-ish, you know, pretty big, boned guy, like a significant, not a slight person. and he's going up in like full full blown handstands by himself and then he's like clapping his legs together and he's doing all of this it was a performance because I just couldn't ever think

that anything he was doing was exercise or that that was the appropriate venue to do it like he wasn't at the gymnastics arena he was at the gym with all the weight machines around and so I spoke about it on the podcast about his performance at the gym. Theatrics, yeah. It seems like it's inappropriate to be doing all of that and working out. And so then there's this person claims that this guy is his ex. Is that right?

Yep. Her ex. I think it's a his. David. David. Oh, okay. This is juicy right here. It is juicy.

A gaitriot, a gaitriot delivering. I love it. this. The gay trait heard the story and the gay trade is like, I'm 99% positive. This is my ex and fuck him. Do you know how amazing that is if you have an ex that you don't like and you're listening to your favorite podcast and you're trashed and your ex? Wow, that's so good. That's so satisfying. I want you to point this out next time we work out. I want to see this person. I haven't seen him since. It was like a Saturday or a Sunday and it was like Josh, he got into these handstands and then just to make sure everybody kind of saw it, but just to make sure everybody saw it, he started clapping his

feet and his legs together. So it was making like this loud noise. There's just, you know, there's just a whole episode that you can do on gym etiquette, gym behavior, gym grievances. There's just a, the gym, it's kind of like a restaurant. You know, there's just, it's, it's, its own minefield of shit that goes on. I've got all sorts of complaints and grievances. I can tee up for us next time. Okay. All right. One more review. Five, stars unfiltered, unbothered, unapologetically. AGLO writes, the I've Had It Podcast is the only show that can talk about heavy political chaos and still make me laugh, like I'm sitting in the back row of a messy family reunion.

Their flavor is unmatched. They break down complicated issues with jokes, side eyes, and the kind of honesty you only get from people who are truly over it. If political stress had a comedy club, this podcast would be headlining. That's so nice. I think that's kudos to you, to Pumps, and to Kylie and the whole team, Ryan. You guys do an amazing job of just, one of the things I see that people feel good when they listen to the show or watch the show. They feel good and they step away with some laughter and joy. And you're talking about these just horrific topics, day in and day out with Trump and the corruption and the meanness.

And still you're able to smile about it. and put smiles on other people's faces. And I think that's just a testament to your whole team. And that's the sweetest thing I'll probably say all day to day. Oh, that's sweet, Josh. All right, Kylie, let's do voice memos. Okay, at first we've got Ethan. Love you guys.

It's Ethan. I've been on the podcast before, like memo-wise. I have had it with email terrorism as well, Jennifer. I am so beyond irritated. Stop sending me. I got your product a year ago now. I was on a subscription for only a couple months. And now I have gotten an email every day from spoiled child saying, please rate our product. Oh, try this for free. Try this. Babe, I unsubscribed for a reason. I'm about to spoil your ass in about two minutes. I'm about to round kick your motherfucking face. Please stop sending me emails. At this point, I don't even want an email.

I give up. I'm going to delete every email account that I have. And I'm, you know, I'm just going to go off the radar because fuck this. I can't stand it. Every day. Every day. It is trench warfare for me inside the email box. But let me tell you, Ethan, what happened to me yesterday.

I was on the interstate. internet and I had a downtime in between filming and I was like targeted, advertised these cute like drawstream jeans. And I was like, those are pretty cute. I think I'm going to buy them. So I do an ad to cart, Apple Pay's situation, you know, in my spare time. And I felt really good about the purchase. Much to my surprise later that night, I received a text message from the company.

And it's like, hey, if you would like to come into the business. the store, blah, blah, blah. Nowhere during this purchase did I give my phone number. But this, the privacy, I want my privacy back as a consumer. I want to be able to anonymously purchase shit. I don't want you to call me, text me. I don't want to do a survey. I don't want to be friends. I don't want to be a member of your club. I don't want 10% off. I don't want any of it. I want anonymous purchasing back. It drives me fucking crazy. Yeah, and I have to start telling stores, and I run into this twice a day. The place that I love to get workout smoothies, they want my cell number because then I get the discount, the place where we get the cupcakes.

They're always harassing me for my number. It's too much. And then another thing that these stores do is when you do sign up for something, you can unsubscribe. But you're only unsubscribing. to one thing. They have like 10 things, like solicitation and emails or updates or breaking news, whatever. There's like 10 things. And so you have to be very careful that you unsubscribe from all. You can't just because otherwise you're going to have to unsubscribe to each one of their categories of emails that they send out daily. And then, of course, you and I's favorite is when

you get the email from them that you've unsubscribed from them. You know, they do that just as kind of a kiss of... We're sorry to see you go. Yeah, exactly. We noticed you unsubscribed and we're sorry to see you go. And I'm like, you just confirmed I made the right decision because I really, really hated you enough to unsubscribe. And now I hate you even more because you do not respect boundaries. Corporate America is with all of this.

I think there's going to be a backlash. And I think it starts here on I've had a podcast. And I think we need to start promoting anonymous purchases. Like back in the day, you just went into a store. You plop down what you needed on the counter. You purchased. And then that was the end of it. There was no phone number.

I was, Josh, when we were in London, I went and I bought this shirt. And this lady said, I need your email to ring you up. And I said, I don't want to give my email. She said, well, I'm going to have to have your email. I said, I just want to purchase this anonymously. I would like to purchase this anonymously. And she looked at me, I'm sure she's thinking, these fucking Americans. I'm sure she just thought.

But that's what I'm going to start doing. And I want every viewer to do it to. If we all do it together, we need to force these corporations to have an anonymous purchase option because I want to be able to purchase anonymously. I don't want these fucking freaks, these tech oligarchs, these corporate CEOs that don't pay their workers enough. I don't want them knowing my buying history. Those are my bad choices. Those are my impulsive retail therapy things. And I want to live with those.

It's like you don't want your drug dealer. keeping track of all the shit you did. I don't want these people who I know you don't. I don't want these people who I think are actually worse than drug dealers, these corporate CEOs that exploit their labor. I don't want them having my purchase history. And then when they tell you that, well, if you give us that, you can receive a discount.

It's blackmail. I always say I would pay more not to have to give it. So charge me more because I'm not giving you my. information. It's kind of like... It stops with the welches. Yeah. This stops with the welches and now the eye hipsters.

Eye hipsters, triets, we all have to bring back anonymous purchasing. To give cell phone. I also think it's an act of resistance because all of these tech oligarchs, they're the ones who want all of our shit. They're the ones who want, you know, they're all to don't tread on me one moment. Now they want everybody's shit. And I think my purchase history, all of my horrible, horrible, horrible people. purchases that I make.

Awful. You need to remain private. Yeah. I agree. 100%. All right. At some point, we've all struggled with our weight. I mean, it is just so difficult to always eat well and always exercise.

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Okay, Kylie, who's next? Okay, up next we've got Kelly. All right, Kelly G here from Canada, Toronto, A. And I love your show. I am Gay A-F. and I guess lesbian. But watching your podcast show, and there's an episode with Katie Miller

who is talking about Grace Anatomy and how it just keeps getting gayer and gayer and gayer. And then she talks about how it's corrupted America. Well, I think she probably was watching it and in the throes of being excited and turned on by all of this and then realized, oh my God, I am supposed to be a Christian. I need to repent. I know I'm going to put this on my podcast and just say how much I hate it because it's

probably internalized homophobia. Anyway, I adore you guys. Keep at it, but I have had it with all these fucking losers in the mega universe. I love Kelly G, the Canadian lessee, Lesriot. I love it. I agree with you. I mean, here's the thing that's so hilarious about Katie Miller. Here's the thing that's so hilarious about Republicans in general write this very, very fucking second. They have everything. Everything. You got the House, you got the Senate, you got the Supreme Court, you got the presidency. You've got all of the news channels. You have all of the corporations. You have all of the oligarchs. You control fucking everything and you're still miserable. In case you're still miserable. Lady Miller is so miserable. If we dive into the psychology that she has a baby and she posts it like breeding is the best thing in the world. I can't tell you how much joy I feel.

Four days later, that tweet is followed up by, I've been binge watching Grey's Anatomy. First, they rolled out a gay character. Then it was a black gay character. Then it was a lesbian. Then it was a Chinese lesbian. Then they were in a wheelchair. And she just unraveling over all this shit. Katie, I think you're just not happy.

And I think despite your husband working for a president that controls everything, I don't think you and Stephen Miller are ever going to be happy. Number one, I think Stephen Miller is just inherently ugly inside and out. Both of you know it. Everybody on Gray's Anatomy is a lot hotter than Stephen Miller. And nobody on Gray's anatomy would ever fuck Stephen Miller. But Katie Miller, you do. And all of us out here in the world see that for what that is.

You do it on purpose. You married him on purpose. You breed with him on purpose. You fuck him on purpose. And I just, I don't know how you're going to fix it, Katie, but we all like the Gray's Anatomy. We like queer people. We like black people, immigrants, et cetera. But I just think, I think it's just pathetic how these Republicans are just so miserable all the time.

There seems to be a rather simple solution to this problem. And I don't know. if this has been discussed or not, but she obviously could change the channel and not watching it, right? Isn't that the possibility? Like when I see all of this Trump conservative bullshit, even if it's a sporting event where they're speaking about Trump or something, I don't brand about it on my social media page. I don't go to Instagram and say, God damn, I had to listen to this or that because of all this mega bullshit and all these blind Christian idiots. I fucking hate them.

They're all pieces of shit. I don't do that. Guess what I do? I change the channel. It's like, hey, I'm not going to listen to another white Christian dumb fuck. Lie to me about something. I'm going to choose to change the channel. But you know, Josh, it's a really good point.

And I agree with you. But that's the difference between liberals and conservatives. We genuinely will not sit and watch something we don't enjoy because we don't enjoy. because we believe in something bigger. We believe in helping promote universal human rights and helping making the world more just and great. Katie Miller and Stephen Miller are so emotionally stunted, so emotionally and psychologically damaged

that that's all they have is hating people. That's it. The option of changing the channel. I mean, she's like, are you kidding me? I think she said, Kylie, wasn't that she watched like six seasons or something? Yeah, like 20 episodes of season. I'm talking like 50, 60, 70 hours of television that this woman watched. But I agree with you.

But that's not something conservatives have the ability to click off, especially when it comes to hating marginalized people. Like if she can have 70 hours of reasons to hate lesbian, she's going to. But I also think Kelly G here, why does she care so much? But I also think, you know, Katie Miller is probably, I bet that even if she is straight, she has to fuck Stephen Miller. And I'm sure when she sees these hot lesbians on Grey's Anatomy, she's like, hmm, that really looks a lot better. That's a lot better option. People in the MAGA circle too, they have to have someone to hate on. Otherwise, their platform is flat.

It has nothing. So they have to have this this boogie man of sorts. And you see that all the time. Because without that, they have nothing to say, right? I mean, they have no policy. None. They're trying to dumb down people. So they have to hate on someone to get their coalition of people to get together to agree on something because they can't do it on policy.

And that's one of the basic reasons why they do that. All right, Kylie, who's next? If I may, just on the subject, I just feel like it's important. Yeah. I, as a lesbian, I have to watch a lot of straight sex, straight romance on TV because that's the mainstream. Right. I've never once watched a show with a straight relationship and had a little bit of straight panic. It just doesn't happen.

It hasn't turned me straight yet. I watch it all day every day. So for her to be so triggered when these people are triggered, it says something because straight stuff doesn't trigger me. It's a really good point. Like if you said, hey, you guys, I just watched what it was, the viral summer show, love story, the J of KJune, which is all straight shit, right? And I'm just telling you, at first they started straight kissing, then they started straight this, then they started straight fighting, then they straight got back together. And then they had makeup, straight makeup sex, and I've had it. You know, it's a really good point, Kylie.

Yeah. Well, and Kylie, you're around Jennifer and I too, and you don't have any sort of straight. Sometimes that does give me some truth. Yeah, it's hard not. That's fair. That's a different level. I mean, when you're as hot as Josh and me in such beacons of healthy relationships, I can see how people can panic.

Yeah, it does. All right. Up next, we've got lots of miles. Hi. I don't even know how to tell you what I've had it with without getting so fucking homicidal that my neighbors wonder if they need to call the police. but here's what I've had with. I have had it with moms who have children, mainly daughters,

and their daughters are, I don't know, four, five, six. And the moms call them their fucking best friends. Your five-year-old daughter is not your best friend. And if she is, I need you to get a fucking hobby or some real life friends. Okay. Is this lots of smiles? Yeah. Lots of.

I follow her. Is she the cute Burnett? Yeah. Yeah. We follow each other on his group. I love this gal. And she's always magabashing too, right? I love her.

Okay. Shout out to you, but this is a great one. And it's also absolutely hilarious and somewhat pathetic and sad. But I've seen this online where it's like being my best friend doing this. And I'm like, no, that's your child. Completely inappropriate. And people that post things like that, number, number, one, there's so much grandstanding associated with that. You wonder, is it authentic? Because you're

just trying to create content with your child. And number two, I'm always skeptical that they're not just attention seeking, like using their kids as props, you know, in social media. And the kids probably not thinking you're my best friend. It's like, you're the only person I know in this world. I have to tag along with you. I don't have a choice. Like, nobody else has taken me anywhere. So it's not this mutual friendship. You can't really blame the kid. He's just kind of being propped up. And, you know, the people, and you and I've talked about this before, the people that have these true, meaningful relationships with their kids or with their spouses are the people that never fucking talk about it on social media, but they talk about it to each other. They don't

need to tell other people about it. We don't need to tell people about how well or how bad we're doing. it's always a tell for me. But shout out to her. I love her. I love her. I'll give you her instant name to follow. She's a great follow. But now I agree.

I completely agree with you that there's just a lot of jockeying online. It's become the new way of keeping up with the Joneses and putting your child, centering your child in that and centering your relationship in that. To me, I just immediately think when I see these power moms that make. these rails. I'm like, how much time did it take for you to make that to show us that you're this incredible mom when you're not just living your life as a mom? You know, like doing the shit with your kid. And there's probably 18 different F-bombs that are dropped in the course of trying to orchestrate this video production. Totally.

Probably screaming at the kid. Look at the camera and smile. You know. Braley. Same shit. Yeah, of course. Kaylee. Look at the camera and smile. We're going to do it again. Take two, five, six, seven, eight, hip pop, jazz hand. You know, she's just, you know, it's just complete psycho. But you're smiling. I will admit, though, sometimes, I'm going to admit to something.

So I went down just a complete bender online. There's these two, well, there's obviously two. There's these twins that are influencers. And I think they live in New York. And they're super cute, blind. knocked out figures and their job is that they are like the influencer girlies that are like, hi guys, today I'm wearing, you know, that whole thing. Right.

One of them got married. And so it was super content-rich weekend. I think their name's like Acquired Taste or something like this. And I have sometimes, as much as I've got it with this, I've had it with this online, I have to tell you guys, sometimes I will spend a couple of hours. It's embarrassing when I look at the clock after I finish this complete deep dive. And I'm like looking at the, oh, they're cute. Where's the wedding?

Oh, this person's tagged in it. I end up about 40 layers deep in something I have no idea. I've never met. I'm never going to meet ever again where I know like, oh, that's the sister-in-law and that's the sister-in-law's cute this. And I'm going like layers deep in it. And it's humiliating when you come out of it. I mean, it's, I come out of it. And I'm like, what did I?

I just do. Why did I give a shit about any of this? But I think that that's the thing with social media. I'm glad that I am not that age. I just think about a lot of people that must, you know, can't afford to get married or I don't know, they feel inferior, insecure. I can see how a lot of that, how a lot of stuff is posted in this perfect way could just exacerbate insecurity and depression. I got depressed that I spent that much time caring about it, not that I felt like, God, I want what they have. I'm like, God, that was embarrassing. I spent two hours looking at this people's wedding that I don't know. But I think if you're younger and you don't have a lot of confidence yet, you haven't, I can see how it's just exacerbates a lot of insecurities.

My first thought to that is that I need to get up to New York and occupy a little bit more of your time. If you're doing these random bedtime checks of other people's social media, it sounds like you're need to be a little busier. All right, Daddy. All right, we'll leave it at that. We'll leave that there. This episode is brought to you by the Freedom from Religion Foundation. Okay, I've had it.

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First up, you go to your kid's little thing, whatever it is, dance recital. You're watching it on your phone. Watch them in real life. It's the best resolution you're ever going to find. And don't post those videos online. If you need to send them to Grandma and Grandpa, that's great. Don't post them online. No one's fucking watching.

No one gives a shit. The people like it and be like, oh, how precious. And they watched about two seconds of it. And that's it. And then fireworks, same thing. My uncle Steve is 70-some years old. Every 4th of July. He's recording the fucking fireworks.

Despite Steve, nobody's watching your fucking fireworks videos. Anybody that cares was already at the display and watching. They don't need to see it again. Shut that shit down. Tommy, that is fucking five-star grievance right there. filming fireworks shows. And let me say this, because we've heard that grievance a lot about, you know, parents filming shit that nobody wants to watch.

But every time I hear it, it rings so true because I was in some ways the number one offender of this with my son and his basketball. Like, I would go to his practices, and I would film him shooting three-pointers. And then I would post those on Instagram. And he would make like six, seven, eight in a row. he was maybe fifth grade, sixth grade. And of course, if you missed the ninth one, I would stop the clip then and just play the first eight.

And I'm thinking, man, this is going to be a really good video. And it's just like people are thinking, I don't give a fuck about your son shooting three pointers. I mean, yes, he's a good shooter. He's a good little player, but I don't fucking care. And all this tells me that when you're caught up in it, when you're the parent and your child is that age, you're not objective. You don't have both sides of the story here.

All you have is one side of the story, which is your child that you love very much. The other side of the story is no one gives a fuck what he or she's doing. But the side that you see is that you love your child and you want to show the world what they're doing. And so I'm an offender and I admit it and I love the grievance. It's 100% true. Yeah, I love the grievance. It's 100% true. And I really, really, really think that collectively we need to.

put an end to filming fireworks shows. The videos never look good, ever. And I'm going to have a controversial take here. Fireworks are overrated. The New Year's E Firework presentation, everybody stands around all night just to watch a fireworks show. And then Fourth of July, we're all waiting around just to watch the fireworks show. None of them are really that much better than the others.

We've all seen them forever. It's a, you know, it goes in the sky. It's the pop. the canine community of the world hates them hates dogs hate this shit I think fireworks are overrated I think filming them is a slippery slope into a lot of probably

other filming proclivities that would not be beneficial to humanity and I'll just leave it at that the only exception I would say is that around the 4th of July this year there were some bloopers where the fireworks go off and like the whole house catches on fire or it attack someone

and they go up and smoke or they're injured. Those are hilarious. So I did watch two or three of those. Yeah, those are good. It's hilarious. Those are good. So that would be the only exception. But if it's just some run of the mill family sparks and all that bullshit, just leave it for another day. All right, Kylie, last one. Okay, last one is going to be Stephen. Hi, Jen. Hi, pumps. Hi, beautiful, Kylie. I just wanted to say that what I have fucking had it with is the fact that I spent years to get out. out of Indiana because let's face facts. It is a red state and hell, especially for a homosexual fat kid.

But anyway, I spent all this time researching and I finally found out I wanted to move to Castle Rock, Colorado. And you know what I failed to fucking realize? My representative for District 4 is Lauren Bober, aka Beetlejuice, Miss, I am saving the world from drag queens while giving men hand jobs in a theater. So now I think I'm going to have to either run to be the representative myself, which, best case scenario, I make her cry on stage during a debate, bringing up all the terrible shit that she does. And best or worst case scenario, I win.

And then I have to represent these damn people. God damn. So now I'm thinking I might have to go back to Indiana just to escape this bullshit. Anyway, I love you all. I love the podcast. Keep it up. Keep pissing off all those little snowflakes. Love you.

Bye. Stephen, we'd love you back. And I think you should run. I think that you should run. I saw a recent news story that Lauren Bobert's son has just been accused or charged. I don't know which of exploiting a minor, sexually exploiting a minor. And so when you have people like Lauren Bobert that do all this Christian signaling and racist political agenda, and then she herself goes, performs hand jobs while vaping chronically in a Beetlejuice movie theater. It's not that big of a stretch, sadly, for her child and for her. Her mother's a sexual exhibitionist, and that's a family value that Lauren has, despite despite talking about all of these Puritan family values to Fox News. We know in real life, she is a sexual grandstander, Lauren Bobert, and because she didn't teach her child proper sexual boundaries. Now he has a lot of problems. And this is just the same shit,

just like with Christy Nome and Big Titty Brian and Lindsey Graham. And now we know all of the sex workers that are coming out after his death that Lindsay liked to wear red panties and have higher trans sex workers while he wore his red panties. And so we know that behind all of this purity bullshit are people that feel a lot of shame. surrounding sex instead of embracing their kinks and then it manifests in just these horrible ways. So I say you run against her, loud and proud, Stephen, and take out Lauren. It would be so patriotic and we'll have you on the podcast to launch your campaign. Go, Stephen.

She's just another example like we talk about. Isn't she one of the big Christian family values persons? It's just despicable. I mean, I've said all the words I can say about people like that. It's just I've got no tolerance, zero tolerance for people like that. And any time you get a chance to call someone out like that, you do it. You use it. I suppose.

I agree. I agree. All right. I want to thank everybody, especially Josh, for filling in for pumps while she's on vacation. Pre-order my book. Go to, it's linked right below in the show notes. Or you can go to, I've had it, podcast.com and I am going on a little mini book tour in October and to leave a voice memo,

Kylie, tell them how to do it. Go to our Instagram DMs. I've had it podcast. Keep it under like, keep it under two minutes. And I'll pick the best ones. Yeah. So that's how you can participate in these shared grievances. And I think our main takeaway today is boycott fireworks and support anonymous purchasing. those with my two main takeaways. And Josh and I are going to have hot steamy sex the next time he comes to New York. Let's go. Let's go. All right. Bye, everyone.