I've Had It - Honey, I Shrunk the Racist

Episode Date: July 16, 2026

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So are we supposed to start the podcast? Ready, one, two, three. Patriots, gay, treats, they treatets, black treats, brown triots. We love you. All of the triple trumpers can do wet pumps. Fuck off. That was such a high pitch that even the microphone kind of muted it out. Your fuck off.

That bad. True. No, it was that good. It was that good. Okay. Pumps, what have you? Oh, my God. I am.

almost a 60-year-old woman. And this happened to me. Invited to a lunch that's 80-themed lunch. And I'm like, an 80s-themed lunch. Do not invite people to a themed lunch. And this other person that was invited, I said, I'm not going because I don't want to wear my Cindy Lopper best to lunch. I'm just, I'm out.

And she's like, you don't think it'll be fun? I go, no, I don't. I don't think it'll be fun. And here's what I figured. I've also been recently invited to a Western theme. Here's what I think it is. I think people that think they look good in hats or wigs want to have all this juiced up costume wear. And it's just like, I'm over it.

Like a Halloween party, sure, but I hate fun. So I don't want to dress up with my Cindy Lopper, blue mascaraa, which I loved it back in the 80s. But I'm out on themed lunches at my age. Don't you think that everybody just wants to do a little drag? There's little drag queen in everyone. This is presumably in Oklahoma. Yes. What kind of group is this? What kind of group is this that's having the 80 themed lunch? What's the purpose? It's just like a get-together. It's a professional, it's a professional thing, like a lawyer thing, where I have to go.

I mean, like, I have to go, but I cannot dress up. Why do you have to go? Because it's somebody that I just, I have to go. I just have to. Is it like they're giving this person an award? No. It's just some gals getting around. It's not even a fucking birthday.

I would be more than I put with a birthday. Let's unpack this a little bit. Somebody is throwing a lunch for no particular reason. Correct. And the lunch is theme. So this would be like at the end of this podcast, I say, hey, Ryan, Seth, Kylie, Pumps, I'm going to get us reservations for a Thursday and it's going to be a 70s themed lunch. Nailed it.

That's exactly what it is. And I just think that's weird. So there's no purpose for the lunch other than to eat and dress like you're in the 80s? Correct. Is this in a public space, a public restaurant? That's the thing. Like, not that being, not that I want to dress up as Cindy Law, and go to somebody's house, but it's even worse.

Like, why are all these old bags running around in their 80s clothes? At a lot, I just, I think the whole thing's weird. Let me ask you this. I'm not dressing at. Is the person that's having the lunch listen to this podcast? I sincerely doubt it. I know they're super liberal, but I would doubt that they're a podcast listener. So my thinking is you might have just gotten your,

out of this, especially if Kylie makes a viral clip of you talking about how stupid this is, then the person might send you a text, like, forget about it. Don't come to my age much. You twat. And then you're like, good, I didn't want to go anyway. I didn't want to go anyway. And I don't want to go anyway, but I would have gone. I am going to go. But I'm not, I'm not doing the whole thing. But these people, the other people are excited about it. They think it's fun. Now, a couple are fully. retired. I'm probably on the younger end of this group now that I'm thinking about it. So other people in the restaurant, so they just got a table. So all of you all presumably are going to

walk in in costume in the middle of summer. Yes. And this is for no reason. There's no birthday. There's no, this person just won a huge case in front of an asshole judge. This is just for no particular reason I'm going to host a lunch and make everybody go buy outfits and dress up is at the middle of the day lunch. So presumably for some people, they might be in this get up all day. Yeah. Because it's a pretty big ask if, you know, like if Kylie pulled some shit like this and I'd be like, well, I'm not going to podcast in that.

Then I might have to change clothes into it. Right. And I don't have to change clothes back out of it. The whole thing's stupid. And we're in a room, we're in the back room of a restaurant, but still, I just, I don't understand the theme. And then I got invited to a deal at a nighttime thing that's Western theme. And I'm just like, the only people that want to dress Western are the people that love cowboy boots and think they look good in hats, neither of which I applied to me. Let's dive into the details of the Western themed dinner.

Yeah, it's a rehearsal dinner. Okay. See, that makes more sense. That makes more sense. I mean, it's fine. I understand that a little bit more than I do just the random. Let's all gals gole up. You know what it is?

It's like, I think somebody got a little liquored up. Let's have a lunch. And they're like, somebody's like, that's a great idea. Get a reservation. Somebody refills all the wine glasses. And it's like, you know what? Wouldn't it be just a scream if we all dressed 1980s? And they're like, yeah, that'd be hilarious.

is. And then nobody talks anybody off the ledge. And then here you are talking on your podcast, our very listener about it. Yeah. You might not have friends anymore. I get, I got the text like after 7.30 in the evening. It's a liquored up situation. I think you're 100% right. Because how many things back in the day you thought were a great idea, you know, after an all night party and then you wake up and we're like, I would have, that's the worst idea I've ever had. Yeah, I'm with you on that. I'm 100% with you and I wouldn't go. Yeah. I wouldn't go. But you're good. You're really good about this. One thing that you deliver on time and time again since I've known you is agreeing to do things that I hate doing.

That you hate and that you bitch about incessantly. Yeah. That's the story. Yes. You know what I, where I think I learned that conditioning, marriage. considering you married somebody you didn't want to. I married somebody I didn't like, who I hated having sex with. So it's just such an easy, easy transition to going to things I hate. That's a Nethenberger by comparison. Okay.

I have had it with, let me see, I made a list here of things. Okay. I've had it with this argument that people use. in political discourse. Okay. That if you're critical of America, then their argument against you is, well, they just hate America.

Right, right. It's just such a stupid pedestrian kindergarten argument. It's just, it's, I just can't think of anything dumber. And it seems like every time I get on the internet, or turn on the news, somebody, some schmohawk Republican politician is saying something like, well, Zora and Mom Dani just hates America.

It's like, no, he actually doesn't. He loves America. He's trying to save America. But this whole quantifying of loving and hating, it's so juvenile. It's such an immature thing. Like, is that really what they're thinking about? And it is what they're thinking about because I've seen these focus groups where they ask these triple Trumpers, why do you love Trump so much?

And this one lady was like, I'll tell you what. Yeah. When he hugged that American flag on stage. He just really loves America. And so it works. This stupid juvenile immature argument works. And I just think it's so dumb. I just think it's such a dumb because it's, of course, we all love our country.

But robust criticism and critique of it is so important. I completely agree. Just like your critique of the 80s theme lunch. Doesn't mean you don't love the gal doing it. I love the gal. I think the whole thing's stupid, but I love it. That's just like, I just, I'm a firm believer that unless if, if you don't care enough to criticize, you know, and it doesn't have to, but like if you don't care enough to have an opinion and want to roundtable the opinion and open your opinion up to criticism, then you really don't care about your opinion that much. If you think that either you agree with me or go fuck yourself, then you really, that's, you really don't care. that much because you would, I mean, I just think I get better when I hear other people's

perspective and they disagree and we talk to the disagree. I mean, I just, for me, that's how I feel. Like if I care enough to criticize something, because normally I'm just like, the opposite of love is not hate. It is ambivalence. You know, I say that all the time when it comes to love. Yeah. I just, my fundamental thing is it's just such an pedestrian argument that, that they use to end all conversation and then negate any fair criticism or any fair points and how effective it is, how easily people are willing to be dumbed down by such a stupid argument. You know, it's like if you're in a fight with your husband and you're like, well, you just hate my guts. Well, no, that doesn't solve anything.

The person really loves you probably because you're married but hates the way you're acting in this moment. And it's called nuance. You know, like that's gone. That's what bothers me about it. It's just how effective such a stupid argument is because it boils down to Donald Trump dry hump in the American flag and that's it for you. Like you don't care about anything else that he does. All the other debauchery. Right. Crimes. You know what's so funny is that you said that. I saw that on a focus group too. Like I've seen people. say, well, you know, Donald Trump loves America. And I just didn't always, like, because we laugh about the humping of American flag. Like, you fucking hump the American flag?

What the fuck? And they're like, that proves how much he loves America. So it's just funny that, to me, that people think that that is a version of patriotism, but they do. Yeah, I think it's a version of propaganda that's been effective. I agree. That they have said liberals hate America. and they stoke this part of rural America and fly over America. They stoke this part where a lot of these people,

their identity is being American. That's like a huge cultural thing for them because they don't participate in that much else culturally. And so it lands, and they're able to stick the landing because they've propagandized so much that the libs hate America. And it's just, to me, it's just kindergarten stuff. All right, welcome. I've had it.

I'm Jennifer. I'm Angie. Okay, listener, I want to share with you guys. I know that a lot of you are just Tuesday, Thursday listeners for I've had us. Thank you for being here. We also have the other podcast, IHIPP News. And this weekend's episode that's going to drop Saturday, I sit down in studio in New York with Hunter Biden for a one-on-one over an hour.

He is incredibly engaging. speaks very candidly about his addiction, talks about the Biden DOJ under Merritt Garland, which was just absolutely fascinating. And surprisingly, he and I share the exact same opinion about that. He also, we talked about gay Republicans, and he had a lot to say about that. So listen, do me a favor. Thanks for listening. We don't want to flood you.

I know a lot of you are like political junkies. That's why we have IHIP news. But on the weekends, we're trying to do longer format one-on-one. interviews. So you can kind of get to know the guest a little more. And he's great. I have to say, no, no, it's pumps, listened in on it. Pumps, tell them what you thought.

He's hilarious, first of all. And he's so candid. He's relatable. Like, I wanted to hang out with him. I might go to a dinner with him where I dressed up as Cindy Lauper. You never know. He would be the, I mean, he was so fun. It's very attractive.

He's fun. He's funny. I really tell you, this is hilarious. So before he arrived, Kylie said, if Pumps were here when he walked in, the first thing she would say is Hunter is so attractive. He is attractive. Yeah. His wife was with him. She's a huge listener, huge fan of the pod. Cute as a button. I mean, incredibly, incredibly attractive. And then just a beautiful family. He had some of his kids with him. And they were just, they were so great. It was so incredible. But of course, pumps. We got to get you like... I said all the engaging personality stuff. I know. Listen, this is comes from a position of love. Yeah.

I really think you should date. I really kind of do... Hunter Biden's running around Oklahoma City. Come on. Well, I don't know. I just... I did see a cute guy at the gym today for the first time who I'm 100% sure is heterosexual. 100%.

Which means he's 100% gay. Anytime Pomp says 100% on something, my history, that 100% dwindles, but maybe he is. But I don't know. I just think, I think you look great. I think you're the happiest I've seen you in forever. And I think you look the best you've looked for the long time. I think you should go and just, I think you should throw yourself out there and date. I think I should get on at nvax.com.

Yeah, I do. Because it would be great content for the pod. Wouldn't that be funny? Kylie. Hi. Hi, Kylie. You look so cute with your black and white. Thank you.

I have to say I've never heard of a dress-up lunch. That's probably my least favorite thing I've ever heard. But I think you said you're going to go, but you're not going to dress up. I actually think that's worse than skipping. Then you just look like an asshole. Well, I'm just going to say I didn't have time. You're just too cool. I have to come straight from work.

I have to go straight back. Sorry. All right. Okay, I've got a review. This one is from Ariana and she says, Jen Pumps and Crew. As a Canadian, who also only has one volume, loud, I come for the laughs, but stay because you consistently remind me that there are still Americans who haven't completely lost the plot. Every episode is equal parts, group therapy, stand-up comedy, and public service announcement. In a world where the news cycle feels like the longest running reality shit show ever produced,

You somehow managed to make me laugh, think, and occasionally yell, thank you, five stars from Canada. That means a lot because I've been so embarrassed by the way the Trump regime has treated Canada. It's so embarrassing. The entitlement and your country just needs to be ours. It's just every stereotype that people that are not from America have about America and Americans all in one fail swoop. but they just prove the worst, the worst personality types of all Americans into that one situation. I don't know about you, listener, but I'm all about effortless, time-effective ways to get ready in the morning. I despise the heavy, caked-on makeup look, but because I'm on camera every day, I have to wear some makeup.

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Screenshots of wild things mom posted an online mom groups that make me scared for the next generation. Let's go to the first one. This mom who expected teachers to wipe her child's butt after they used the bathroom. Question. My son's teacher refuses to help him wipe. Is that normal? So my son is four and he is in pre-k.

today when he got home, he informed me that his teacher will not help him wipe his butt, which really aggravates me. Yes, he is learning to wipe his butt, but he's four. So he obviously doesn't always do the best and can't get it all. Thankfully, he didn't have any streaks in his underwear or left on his butt today. But if he comes home like that at any time, I feel like I'm going to have to have a discussion with the teacher. moms that have kids in pre-K, do your kids' teachers help wipe their butt?

I feel like it's not normal for pre-K teachers to refuse to help four-year-olds wipe their butt. What I'd like to point out here is that this woman sat down at a computer, type that out and hit send. She thought she was right. That is fucking crazy. That was fucking crazy. I mean, I think my kids, I mean, not Emily probably, but the boys probably have skids into, you know, I mean, every now and then, not all the time. But I would never, first of all, I wouldn't want somebody wiping my four-year-old's ass. I mean, that's the thing.

This is the thing with these parents right now. You bring up such a good point, pumps. Everybody's so cruel to teachers. Number one, they don't make it. Like, they teach, they treat them like shit. and it's not a very valued profession. But in this instance, she's mad because the teacher isn't wiping the ass. In another instance, another parent's going to be like, this teacher got a wipe and wipe my child's butt, and I think they're a pedophile.

I mean, that's just kind of like teachers are damned if they do, damned if they're in the Republican Party, MAGA, they have a full blown assault on teachers right now. But you bring up such an excellent point about that. Here's the thing too. Like they should wipe their own ass. If they have skids long enough, don't get their ass cleaner. That's just that. If the teacher's wiping a butt, they put like, what, 30 pre-kindergarteners in a public school class now? All she's doing all day long is wiping asses.

Fuck this woman. No. No, no, no, no. Let's go on to the next one. This mom who wanted her child's name to be a tribute to her marriage. I'm almost seven months pregnant with our first child, a little girl. I've been fighting with my husband because he doesn't like the name I've picked out. I want to name her tenderly, D-I-N-D-E-R-L-E-I-G-H, because we met on Tinder a little over a year ago.

The site helped me find my true love, and I think the name is perfect. My husband thinks it's embarrassing and doesn't want people to know we know we met there. How can I convince him how special this name is to me? Plus, I'm a little hurt that he's embarrassed by the way we came together in this world and then a bunch of emojis to follow. So again, I want to point out for the permanent record that somebody committed homicide, suicide of their dignity. She sat down at a computer, opened this up, typed it out, and didn't hit backspace and go, I'm having a fucking crazy moment. This is unhinged. The last thing I'm going to do is post this on the internet. I'm with her up until that point. I've had crazy

thoughts. I've been unhinged. She hit sent. She hadn't published. She signed it with emojis. That's what the tenderly. I mean, first of all, if you want to name your kid tenderly, go ahead. being heard that your husband's embarrassed you met on Tinder. Like, get over it. Who cares? I think naming your kid tenderly is dumb. I think kids' names are getting increasingly dumb. I agree.

The cute spellings are child abuse. I think if they name this child tenderly, it's layers of abuse. I think it's layers of abuse. You're branding your child with your dating shit. these are the people, this gal that wants to name her daughter tenderly, this is the woman that will have a full-blown conversation with her husband in the comment section so that everybody else can see it. All of this lives together. There were multiple gender rubials parties and I have 100% certain their MAGA. 100%. I do not believe any self-respecting progressive would name their child, T-I-N-D-E-R-L-I-G-H,

tenderly. There's some fucking bad names out there. I mean, there are some bad names out there. I agree with you. Why are we making so many consonants and vowels in something that's unnecessary? But she had a feeling for. The kids' names are getting crazy. They're getting fucking crazy. They're crazy. In fact, I was just, I had heard a name the other day, and I was just like, that used to just be a normal life.

I will tell you this, though. I've had slight buyer's remorse about how boring my kids' names are. They're just boring. Sam, Emily, Lou. But it's much better. They're normal. No, no, no, no. I know. So this makes me happy, but I'm just like, I could have been a little more creative. I could have, but I didn't. That's a miss. But, you know, they're fine. It's not like Angie's a 10 out of 10. When did you start having the virus remorse about maybe you kids? Like a week ago, randomly. Somebody was talking about, Emily had a friend, and her name was Harper. And I just thought that's so cute. That's cute. Yeah, that's a cute name. cute. I just didn't dig deep at all. Emily, okay. And I picked them all. So it's not,

I can't blame anyone but myself. All right, moving along. This mom who unschooled her child and deeply regretted it. Has anyone unschooled a child who organically learned to read, right on their own, like a child who naturally teaches themselves how to stand and walk? And at what age did this happen? Please. My child is 8.5.5.5.com. and I recently went to a homeschool event where a reading tutor expressed her disappointment that I missed the window and now my child will struggle. I was under the impression that my child would naturally learn as her desire grew as with all things in this human life. But would love some anecdotes to support us in this unschooled journey. Thanks. Thank you.

Heart kiss emoji situation. Again, I'm so confused about that. What is all that? Stupidity. These are just idiots that think that teachers have an agenda against their kids and that the deep state has some agenda against their kids that want their kids to learn that dinosaurs and human beings lived on the plane at the same time. I perfectly, I understand exactly why this gal posted this on the internet. I get it. Unschooled? Is that a thing? This is the definition. It's child-led learning. There are no mandatory lesson plans,

textbooks, or stand-I-cesses. The children decide what, when, and how they want to learn. Kids are just notorious decision-makers. I mean, what I need a decision made, I think, let's have a child make that decision. They're so decisive. They never roll what I need it. They make their decision, and they really just stay in it. There's never regret. What an idiot. Okay, the next one. This mom who tried to get their toddler to go to the gym. Hello, beautiful people. My son is only 27 months, but he's pretty advanced for his age physically and intellectually. I really want to get him started with healthy routines such as working out eating, right, etc. Are there any gym classes for kids in his age group that are actual gym classes and not just running around and playing?

We tried the little gym, which was fun, but it wasn't exactly focused, physically fitness. Thank you, exclamation point. No. For a 27-month-old, you don't have fucking step aerobics. They're not going to Pilates. Like, have you ever been around a 27-month-old? That's what they do. They run around in play.

And that is exercise. She wants her kid doing burpees or something. Right. We're going to hold a plank for two minutes. Everybody stop. Let's go. Again, one word, stupid. These people are just, this is fantastic.

I'm enjoying this so, so much. Okay. The next one is this mom, who felt very strongly about not watching her baby with soap. Oh my God. I would also rather let my baby eat dog food off the floor, which he's done a few times, than use soap on him. There is just no need for it unless there is a true need for it. All this. My son is nearly two years, never soap or lotion, lots of doglicks and food, though. And then somebody responds again, I mean, right? I spray breast milk.

on everything. Hair, cuts, the dog face. I healed my dog's eyeball cancer with my breast milk. That never fucking happened, listener, just FYI. This person is a fucking liar and a freak. They wanted to cut it out. I said no. And I sprayed it for weeks.

Totally healed it. I have picks. The old breast milk. for healing dog eye cancer. What do you bet they're not vaxers? You want to put money on that? 100 million percent. These are the people that are like absolutely positively not vaxed at all in the least.

I spray. What are they doing? Do they get like the breast milk? They pump it and they put it in like a water bottle with a sprayer. I think it just went. Could you imagine how sour the shit? You thought that they, wait, you think they're like just sprinkling the breast around the house?

That was my first thought is they're just like grabbing a nipple. Grabbing a nipple and just honking it and there you go. Can you imagine the smell? Oh. The sour rotten milk smell of all this? No. No, no. I can't because you know how like kids get it in their little cracks and like, you know,

just, no, I can't imagine. But here's the deal. My guess is she's not a bit clean. Like, she's not a huge soaper. So she probably, she's not a soaper. But I mean, with herself. Right. I think she's anti-sobe.

All the things to be anti about. And here's the thing. Swap out the cleaning, disinfecting nature of soap with the rotting, mill-doing, curdling nature of milk really shows the stupidity that's running a muck on the internet I mean really

if you met this woman she's like please come for a play date and you get over sprays you with milk yeah you're like oh I have a you know I have a hang nail oh here you go get that cleared right up I mean these I've strep throat

open your mouth I can hear it. Oh, God. People are fucking stupid. I healed my dogs. I can't. Eyeball with eyeball cancer with my breast milk.

That's nuts. Okay. She probably, you know what her Facebook page says? I can tell you right now. Dr. Fauci needs to be in prison. That's what it says. That's her profile photo.

That are the fight. fight, fight, the butler assassination. And then the like, what is it called, Kylie, the banner at the top? The banner at the top, it's probably like, Dr. Fauci is Chinese spy that invented COVID. Invented COVID and spread it to everybody. And unvaxed. But I bet her breast milk could have cured it. She probably never had COVID because of all the breast smokes.

She sprays on everything. Probably. Okay. Here's the next one. This mom who was looking for a school but didn't want to call it that. Stupid question. Is there like homeschool learning centers or groups that do it mostly with homeschooling where I don't have to do much? I work 730 to 4 and then he has sports after. So not sure how this would work in my schedule. I am hybrid two days a week. I don't even know if I'm asking the right question.

This guy's looking for a babysitter. Why don't you, she's, why doesn't she sign him up for school? Yeah, that's 7.30 to 4 already there at school for activities. Perfect. I mean, why did, why are these people so anti-school and anti-sob? Well, because they're indoctrinating children with the woke mind virus. That's true. They are. Okay. And here's the last one. This mom who asked for tips on how to carry her child and a firearm at the same time. I just ordered a tush baby.

Anyone have a tish baby and carries gun? How are y'all doing it? And then the top contributor responds, is this a serious question? I'm going to go ahead and say maybe don't carry both your baby and a firearm on your hip. here's what I have to say. Put the baby on your hip, holster up with a firearm, and then have your, you know,

lactating breasts locked and loaded with one of those bras where you can just open it. And if anybody coughs or has a red nose or any sort of ailment, you know, you can just do this. And if you see somebody robbing a bank that's sick, like say it's a person that's sick, but they're also committing a crime.

You could both cure the illness by spreading with your tit and also kill them. At the same time, more America than all of this. And you know what? I think these people love America. They're true Americans. I think they love it. When I read all of this, I think these people love their country.

These people are not libtards that hate their country. They're not libtards. These people are America's best foot forward. And I also think, I'm so glad these people are breeding. That's what I thought. They need to have like 10 kids apiece for sure. For sure. I mean, why stop here?

Especially with the breast milk killing cancer. I mean, she has a really lucrative business ahead of her. Right. She can take that on the road. Yeah. I recently ordered a new swivel chair. I love a swivel chair. I think they're great in living rooms because somebody can kind of spin around and talk to this group.

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tailoring. All right, here's more from this article. Here's an excerpt. We're in a particularly body conscious moment with 70% of Americans trying to consume muscle building protein in 2025, up from 59% in 2022, according to a survey by the International Food Information Council. Extreme workouts like high rocks have taken off, and testosterone and GLP1 injections are on the rise, promising muscle gains and weight loss. Against that backdrop, more suits that cling to every ounce of hard one flesh have appeared, not only on public figures, but also on some European runways like produs. And so, you know, this is like, I totally see this happening. We've been covering bro-teen and bro-wives and men are really into their bodies. And I mean, whatever. I mean,

it's fine. And I don't have a problem with this because I'm in the 80s. Do you remember men wore like short shorts and tank tops. I mean, now it would be considered kind of like sissy or gay, but it was hot. I liked it. They looked great. Okay. And so some fascists haven't caught onto this trend. They're not understanding a tailored suit. So let's pop up this tweet. Here we have Stephen Miller in a suit with commentary from menswear expert Derek Guy. So Derek Guy says Stephen Miller's suit here shows one of the biggest problems with men's tailoring today. And here is a picture of Stephen Miller in a very, very untailored suit. And he says, in fact, when you look at photos from that event, you'll find that Miller's silhouette

is the limpest and saddest. The shoulder line is completely unpadded. So it follows the shape of his natural shoulders, which is curved like a rainbow. Derek, guy, this is A plus, no notes. That's awesome. And then he goes on to pop up this of Stephen Miller. And he says, and it's a picture of Stephen Miller with his wife, Katie, on the beach, next to a photograph of an ardvark or anteater.

And he says, this is especially true if a man is built like a threatened ant eater. Miller has narrow his relatively narrow shoulders with wide hips, which means there's not much shape through the torso, which is why he's not tailoring. If we look at this outfit right here, a lot of you have heard me kind of go off on our other podcast, IHIPP news, where I talk about the pink arm. And white men have pink arms. And I would just, Kylie, if you could zoom in on the arm, this is exactly what a pink arm is. A lot of people say, what's a pink arm? This is a pink arm. This is an arm with absolutely zero muscle tone, zero.

And you can tell by its coloring, it's pink in nature. This is the worst white men's foot forward right here is this arm. There's the pink arm. And you even see how pink his hand is. It is really. And then you can also, and here's the thing, Stephen Miller, you know, is a dick. And so we're going to completely critique his appearance. He gets on Fox, I believe, and flirts relentlessly with Jesse Waters, the weirdest

gay shit going on between Jesse Waters and Stephen Miller. But look at that little potbelly inner tube right there. Yeah, I didn't realize he had such a dad like puff or whatever. Here's the deal. He is very slight. I mean, I know AOC said he was 410, but I've never seen a full body next to another. He's very slight. That explained so much to me.

And the site doesn't really bother me so much, just that he thinks his shit doesn't stink. And he's a bad dresser. He has chronic pink arm. He's just, I mean, he does look like a threatened anteater. I think that's absolutely perfect. He is an anteater. He's a fucking dick. I hate him so much.

I just wait for him to go to jail. He has made it so that when you Google his height, it tells you he is 5'10. That is a lie. That's a lie. That is a lie. Yep. Are there photographs Stephen Miller with others? Can we do some investigating right now? How about him next to Kushner? Yeah, next to Kushner or Trump, because we know Trump says he's six three, but he's about five, ten. But he does wear lifts. So he might be. Is he shorter? Is he shorter than Trump? He is. Howard Lutnik. Can we get a picture of Howard Lutnik and Stephen Miller? Have they ever been side by side? Okay, I'm going to pull up a couple of these. Okay, here's him next to Jared Kushner. Oh, wow. Peter Navarro and Steve Bannon. He's the shortest of them all. And then here he is next to Trump.

And I think that he might be on a platform in this photo. Behind a podium. And he's still much shorter. Yeah. Would you look up the height of Steve Bannon? Yeah, it says he is six foot. Steve Bannon. So go back to that other photo.

And so I would think Steve Mayne is probably 510. Five 10 is what I was going to say. Okay. So let's do an estimate of Stephen Miller and that photo where they're all in the oval, Kylie. Okay. So boom. I think we are looking at about 5.7. I was going to say 5.7.

God, I'd really, if we could find it somewhere on the internet of him and Howard Lutnik next to each other, that would be the cuda girl for me. It says Jared Cushar, Or six three. I think that's probably right. Yeah. I think he is tall. All right. Let's do one voice memo.

Okay. Up first we've got Nick. So I've got a big I've had it and I rant about this weekly, but my husband who coaches youth sports just kind of doesn't care. So anyways, my I've had it is sports mom, but specifically like the baseball moms, they're making me absolutely banana pants. My algorithm has gotten jacked up, I guess, because I'm a mom and I like sports. and so I got on this like baseball mom algorithm thing where they're basically like, oh yeah, I haven't had a new bra since 2019, but little Johnny's hitting dingers with a $400 bat.

Or I can't afford a $3,000 bag. So I just borrow my child and they turn around it and it's like their son's bat bag or whatever. And like, you know, from a cultural perspective, the overarching theme, I'm so freaking sick and tired. of an expectation being set that women should basically have to sacrifice themselves at the altar of motherhood. Like, I'm not going to bankrupt myself for an eight-year-old to play travel ball. It's absolutely absurd. But secondly, like, statistically speaking, most of these kids are not going to play in pros. They're not even going to play in college.

It is way more likely that in three years they're going to be burnt out on this sport and not even playing. And all Kaylee's going to have to show for all of her efforts is, you know, an empty 401k, a drinking problem from all the mom juice coming out of her, you know, customized baseball mom Stanley Cup and a bunch of videos of her acting like a complete insane person screaming at an umpire over an eight-year-old's baseball game. I've just had it, sick of it. I'm done. That's a good. That's a good. I had not thought about that, you know, sacrificing everything at the altar of mom. That's a great point. I love that. I just, told you that Luke was he was an umpire for little league baseball or t-ball he got mother-facked

so hard and it was five-year-old four-year-old and five-year-old tee ball he would not go back the next year he goes mom i don't want to go back by the parents by the parents they would like fall in like blow fuck you blue up in your eyes fuck off i mean he was just and he was like i had to drive him out there and drop him off at first. So it was the, so he's like 15 and they're on a T-ball. And they are just cussing. And so the next year, I was like, because it was great money, it was like 20 bucks a game. And he was like, I don't, I don't want to go back. I was like, that's sad. That is sad, sad, sad, sad. Yeah. And these, the kid sports thing has turned into a big exploitation. It's a consumer racket.

The corporations have figured out that parents will spend thousands of dollars. And so they form all of these groups, these that you have your school sports. And then they've, you know, have all the merch and all this stuff or that. But then they've formed subsequent organizations and subsequent clubs you have to sign up for. And then subsequent equipment you have to have. And it is insane. And again, like everything in America, the, you know, wealthy are able to access these things. And it's just, it's really, the pressure being put on parents to parent right now.

And keeping up with the Jones, I think exacerbated by the internet and performative parenting going on. And the expectation put on kids, it's too much. It's just too much. And I agree with the caller that 99.9999999,999% of these kids are just going to school to play sports for fun. We don't need to spend thousands of dollars. We don't need to have all of these private coaches. But go and have fun. And so many times I think it's just it's not fun. And the parents are lunatics. I mean, they're absolute lunatics about it.

I just saw, I was reading an article that private equity is now buying travel youth teams and travel youth leagues. You know, so like now we're corporating. Yeah. So that's, when I read that, I was like, wow, wow, wow, wow. No, buying up all the homes. It's why millennials can't buy homes. It's just something's got to happen. The unrestricted capitalism is just really, it's causing so many problems. You have this fleet of people that all they see is just exploiting. They're like these mothers that are on there, these nuts. Everybody is just got some angle about something. It's just like just, just, be a mom. You get up, the majority of the days it's boring. It's a boring thing and you have to learn to accept that and embrace that and send your kids to fucking school. Send them to school. The teachers are not drag queens and you should be so lucky if they are quite far. Yeah, really. Really, it'd be the best thing for you and your kids to be taught by a drag queen because

drag queens are sharpest tax. All right, that's all we have. Please pre-order my book. Not today, fascists, the lies that got us here and the truth that will reunite us. The link is right below and we will see you guys soon.