I've Had It - I Didn't Raise Y'all Like That

Episode Date: July 20, 2023

Jennifer and Pumps are back with a very special episode. Pumps continues to prove why she is a horrible pet owner (Scout if you're reading this, we hope you're okay) and Jennifer brings on her new favorite TikToker, Brittani Mfn Monique. Brittani and Jennifer bond over their intense love for their "biological children" and try their best to inspire Pumps to be a better dog mom. The Hot Sh*t Tour is heading to Atlanta, Philly and D.C in August! more info & tickets available at https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast Thank you to our sponsors: JustThrive: Use promo code HADIT for 20% your first 90 day bottle of Just Thrive probiotic or Just Calm at JustThriveHealth.com SimpliSafe: Listeners get a special 20% off any SimpliSafe system when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring. This huge offer is for a limited time. So visit SimpliSafe.com/HADIT. Babbel: Here's a special limited time offer for our listeners to get you started RIGHT NOW - get 55% off your Babbel subscription - but only for our listeners - at Babbel.com/IVEHADIT Lume: New customers get $5 off a Lume Starter Pack with code HADIT at LumeDeodorant.com. That equates to over 40% off your Starter Pack. Article: Article is offering our listeners $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more. To claim, visit ARTICLE.COM/HADIT and the discount will be automatically applied at checkout. Hint: New customers can get Hint for just $1 a bottle with free shipping, when they order 3 cases. That's 36 bottles for $36 and free shipping. Just go to hintwater.com and use code HADIT Subscribe to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/IveHadItPodcast Follow Us: I've Had It Podcast: @Ivehaditpodcast Jennifer Welch: @mizzwelch Angie "Pumps" Sullivan: @pumpspumpspumps Special Guest: Brittani mfn Monique: @bigdaddy_nem @finedogmuvaa

So we supposed to start the podcast. One, two, three. I mean, I just knew going at it was going to be a great one. Kylie, were you sound pressed? I mean, that was really good. Richard, what about that clap on? Great job, honey. Thanks, Richard.

I noticed somebody on YouTube or Instagram where somebody said, does pumps not realize no matter what she thinks of the clap and always sounds the same? Really? Yes. Do you think that's true? Richard, you're the sound engineer. No, I think we have our good days in our trash pump Clap days. I agree. I agree. I agree. We need a discerning listener to be able to tell the difference between because you really work hard for those I really do and when you nail it out of the gates I mean the whole episode is better. It is a fantastic day in the podcasting world It is and you do that here we go just an inspiration for little young and budding podcasters everywhere Because people sit there kids around and have watched this podcast for sure.

Absolutely. No doubt about it. It's high quality family content. It's absolutely right. Okay, so listen, there's something that we really haven't shared with you or maybe we've dipped our toes in it. Yeah. And I just want to pull out the permanent record, which by the way, we have a leather binder

now. And it's embossed. It says the permanent record. And the first entry, I'm still waiting on our secretary from YouTube's, supposed to get me a full list of all of them. But the very first entry was made by me and it says, Pumps is not a good pet owner. Right, I remember the permanent record. It's in the permanent record. And so I the permanent record. I see.

And so I just wanted to refer to a little refresher to the permanent record. And in that vein, that you're not a good pet owner, there's corroborating evidence out there. And as recently as two and a half years ago, you had two dogs. Correct. And now you have one dog that I love,

and I'm so glad the other dog's gone. And would you please just tell the listener what happened to your second dog because the dog is alive, correct? Okay, so here's the deal. I got this dog, this palm Iranian. Name, scout. Pressure, darling, cute, sweet dog.

He never could 100% be potty trained. And he was an escape artist. And it was just he kept blaze, even though blaze is a Siberian husky and weighs 90 pounds, my little scout, Pomoranian, just ruled him with an iron fist. The poor guy was just like a battered spouse. So he just kept everybody in the house in an F4. A little

terrorist. He was a little terrorist. So he escapes when we can't and doesn't come back. And I'm like, praise Jesus. You celebrated. I celebrate. I was so happy. It took the kids four days to notice the dog was gone. Okay. So then I get a call from the vet one morning and it says somebody's found your dog because I knew it had been microchipped. So I was like, okay, if somebody wants to take him and figure out who the owner is,

they can microchip whatever. You didn't like have a stapler and have flyers made and put it on telephone poles. No, I was glad. Okay, okay. Celebrating his being gone. Oh, I remember. So this person the vet calls, and I'm like, fuck, I'm gonna have to pay the boarding fee for however long the

stock's been there. Well, they're like, no, he's still with the people. I said, well, here's my number. Have him call me. I wait the whole day. So I called the vet at like five. And I'm like, the people have never called me about picking up the stalk. So they never call. Okay. So we never hook up. So then you and I go on this Instagram live. And I say like praise God, this dog is gone. I hope it never comes back.

Whoever has it can keep it. Blah blah blah blah. The very same day. The very same day. The very same day. That dog starts walking at my street into my front yard. Luke happens to be out front. He walks in holding the dog and it was like I had a stroke. I was like, what is happening? Why is this dog back? So I was just like, fuck me. Well, I'd already decided this was a Friday. And I already decided I'm just going to send it to my girlfriend that runs a shelter in Edmund. They don't kill him. They re-adopt him whatever because I can't take it anymore. I can't. Okay. The dog runs away over the weekend.

I never hear another thing from the dog. That's like two and a half years ago. Thrilled pieces, although my children say that I had the dog put to sleep, which I did not, and I now have proof of that. My oldest every now and then would say, I think that I hear scalp barking in the neighborhood. And I was like, whoever he is, I hope they love him. So two days ago, I get a screenshot from the neighborhood next door up, whatever the deal is on your neighborhood. Since my neighbor, since my picture, I'm just, is this scout? And the caption was, this dog has gotten out. Please get your dog, whatever.

So I don't like that dog. This dog is much happier with his new family. He'd been groomed. It was obvious. So somebody loves him. And I think that's great. But I don't want to say this on this episode and then have them return the dog. I don't want the dog. I agree that the dog is better not with you. I agree. And so whoever has scout. Yes, keep him. Thank you. Our permanent record reflects that pumps is a bad pet owner.

Now your neighbor has recognized that you're a bad pet owner. No, I'm a great pet owner. Let me tell you why. There's, I agree. There's a, you're fucking incredible. Okay. Just right out of the gates. But we like to nitpick here on this podcast.

Right. And I particularly like to nitpick you. Right. Here's the deal. When the dog went missing, he could have been starving, injured, you know, attacked, had a stroke, multiple things could have happened. Right. Your response with zero empathy, empathy towards his well-being was sociopathic, which led me to put that as the first post in the permanent record. Now listen, I agree with you that Scout is better with these neighbors

that clearly it wasn't like it. They found it. It was a rescue mission of source. You know, and I support the rescue mission because I saw your sociopathie, and I've seen it now for about two and a half years regarding his well-being. And I'm glad that he's re-homed. I'm too. I just hope they accept that it's a gift for me and don't feel like they need to return out of like guilt or anything. Yeah, I think I've had it with that dog.

I know. I know. I had a pomegranate in my French bulldog attack team like guilt or anything. Yeah, I think. I've had it with that dog. I know, I know. I had a pomeranian and my French bulldog attacked him like three or four times and I had to rehome him. I didn't just let him out the front door and just say, eat what you kill, you little fluffy creature. I didn't see, he kept escaping. You had no idea what the links I went to

to keep him in that yard and he just wouldn't do it. Clearly he's escaping in his new home. Yeah, yeah, but I mean, when I saw that, my heart dropped, I was just like, oh God, everybody knows this dog is mine. I'm gonna have to get that fucking dog back. That was the worst. Well, I have a really small, I've had it today.

Okay, let's hear it. And it's just something that I've been irritated with. And it's just a nothing burger. But it still bugs the shit out of me. So everybody knows that when you message somebody on a social media app that that's referred to as the DMs. Right, DM me, even I know that. There's a rap song about it. It goes down as the DMs. Right, DM me, even I know that. There's a rap song about it.

It goes down in the DMs. I mean, this is like permanent record shit that it's the DMs. Well, you get these people that will post something and then they put PM me, if interested, for a private message. And I just, I don't like that. Can we all just go with DM and stick with DMs like slid into the DMs? Right. And they're trotting out the PM and I just am always like, why are you doing that? Are you trying to be cute?

Everybody else does DM. Okay, or a PM and a DM the same thing. Yes. Okay. So I know how to DM, but I was like, I don't know how to private. Well, I mean, I don't know. I just got on all this stuff. Everybody wanted to send pumps a DM and then right after that send her a pee of really confused her. Yeah. No, that's rude. Why? Why do they call? I don't know. It's just a minor grievance. It's not that big of a deal. I don't know why I care. Can't get all the correct thing. No, no.

It's somebody trying to be cute on the internet, changing what everybody's accepted in society, in pop culture, as sliding in the DMs, they're saying, PM me. How old are these people in general, would you guess? Um, that say P.M. I mean, I would say probably closer to my age. My mind goes older than you. Old. Yeah. Yeah. Older than you. Old. Right. Which is because she's not old. I'm old. Like, palm sage. Yeah. Kylie is just a real bitch today. Uh- old. Blake Pumseh. Kylie is just a real bitch today.

Well, listen, listen up everybody. Welcome to I've had it podcast a safe space for people that are bad pet owners. For seniors, for just, I mean, just petty bitches like myself. And then cute young people like Kylie and Richard. Yeah, you're starting to rub off, I feel like. On you. Yeah, just feel myself being really petty out in the world. So I suppose to have the opposite effect, Kylie. Yeah, yeah, Richard, how are you?

I'm doing great. It's crazy whether we're having Oklahoma. Richard, you know the rules. We're not, we don't talk about weather. You just read weather,? I'm doing great. It's crazy whether we're having Oklahoma. Richard, you know the rules. We're not, we don't talk about weather. You just read weather, so I'm sorry. Richard, what are you doing making a weather, small talk? We just, like a few episodes ago, railed on that shit. I got to always go a grissy grind.

That's right. Richard, Richard's a trailblazer. Uh, Kylie, what's going on on social media? I just read you one good comment. Yeah, I want it. Stephanie commented on TikTok and said, I really do hate these old hags. That hate is so intense because she took time out of her day to use her thumbs to type that out and hit send. I mean, that's like, that is like a lot of hate

because I don't hate. I mean, you have to really hate something to put that kind of energy in it. You know what I always say? The opposite of love is not hate, it's ambivalence. She is not ambivalent. You are a philosopher. No, no, no, what do you call it? A guru.

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And then I found this person on Instagram and D as a dog, not Pemps missing dog, but D as a dog, D. M. her and asked her if she would be interested in being a guest on our podcast to which she immediately responded that it would be her pleasure. Yay! So, we are going to have her on. She is a mother of five children. She chronicles her life on her viral TikTok account. Okay. She's a teacher. Wow. And she has a set of twins and they just had

a one-year-old birthday. Oh my gosh. And so we're going to talk to her about all of these things. We're gonna talk to her about all of these things. Without further ado, let's welcome my new obsession, Brittany, mother fucking, Monique, to I've had it. Brittany, how are you? Hi, I'm good, Harry. Thank you, I'm having me. I'm so glad to meet you. I have no idea anything about you

other than went Jennifer just talking. I just told Pumps that you are a mother of five children. Yes, mother of five. two of which are twins, whom you just celebrated their one year birthday. Yes. And so will you tell Pumps and me about your five kids? And I believe that you have a bisexual child and a homosexual child.

So if you will tell us about all five of your children, she has no idea, she's never seen any of your videos. And then after that, I'm gonna play the viral video that made me absolutely fall in love with you. Love it first sight. So Bernie, tell us about your five kids. I have five kids. My oldest son named me Speed Daddy.

Big daddy. Yes, Ms. Daisy and Adam are also twins, but we don't really consider them twins because they're 20 minutes apart and they were a litter of a living. Both of them were born in my bedroom. Oh my God. Yeah, I was right.

My purpose. Not on purpose. She had a wilping area, but she escaped and gave birth in our bedroom. Gotcha. So that was crazy. Then we have the two twins feeling liel who just had their one-year-old birthday.

So feel Leo and big daddy or English Bulldogs and out of night and these days the are ex-ail boys. So I'm going to play for you for Pumps this uh TikTok video that my son sent to me last weekend which I immediately damned you after I saw it because I had to have you in my life. I have to have you as my friend. I have two French bulldogs, and they are my children. So I'm going to play this video for pumps. What's wrong?

You keep running up to me. Took show me. What's wrong? Show me. Feel it, God, how about the emergency? Feel it. Can you please give her a back-up favor, Bob? I'm trying.

You see, I'm trying. Can you please give her back-up, her favorite ball? I'm trying, I'm trying, you see I'm trying. Can you please give her back, her favorite ball, Phil Cartel? That is really her favorite ball. What the fuck? Hey, hey, cut your shit out. What the hell, what's up? Gotta be, everybody, gotta be right now.

Oh my God, they're doing it. Gotta be, good night, everybody, gotta be. You gotta lost y'all doing it. Gotta be! Good night, everybody go to bed. You gotta lost your damn name. Gotta be! Yeah, man. Ooh, I didn't raise your old ID. Let me try and see the date. Go.

Oh. How did you get them to do all that? I don't control them. They are little people. They do what they want to do. Yeah, but you told them to go to bed and they did. I can't even get my kids to do that. I don't control them. They are little people. They do what they want to do. Yeah, but you told them to go to bed and they did. I can't even get my kids to do that. Oh, they know. I don't play the radio. They have been talking to them since they were babies as to their humans. So they literally understand everything that I say. What about y'all done lost your damn minds? I didn't rage all like that.

You all done lost your damn minds. I didn't rage all like that. But you can see I'm trying to get the ball. I love this shit so much because I have my, my dogs are my children and they're my biological children. And I've heard you tell your dogs, you know, I pushed you out and I have that same mentality and approach with my biological children. And so when you are with your dogs, are you talking to them all day long? Because they're very interested and captivated by everything you have to say.

All day, we talk all day. They know all of my secrets, they know all my business, I know all their business. Close a very open relationship. Tell us about the sexuality of, I saw a TikTok video where you have a Sexual dog and then you refer to one is like a gay dog, but like Ellen the generous gay meaning not playing both teams. Yes So Miss Daisy is my bi-sixual slash homo-sixual child but her mother who birthed her was also a bi-sixual woman she mother who birthed her was also a bisexual woman. She had an affair with my dog, Zoli, and she also got pregnant by the neighbor, Jockey. So, you can hear it from the camera. A little slut. Yeah, she really hit. She took it there all the time. But these days, it came

to me one day after her boyfriend moved. Could we start it off in our apartment? So, I have to her boyfriend moved out of the apartment and I guess she had an entangled me with the woman at the dog park that I knew nothing about. And she came to me and she was just like, mom, I think I like everybody. And I was like, this fine, mom was been there a done day, that's fine.

It's like you. Right, it was cried months during the time. And I mean, we know what's so interesting about that pumps has a Siberian husky and I have a Very attractive French bulldog named tubby and we used to go out to her house frequently and Her big dog blaze looks like a wolf was constantly mounting Sniffing tubbies private areas and I told her I was like you have a gay dog and she would get defensive and say, he's not gay and I'm like, there's no shame in having a gay wolf. I mean, there's no problem with having a gay wolf. Like, I accept it. Tubby's accepting it. I mean, I don't think he wants to go there, but he's kind of just saying, okay, you know, you can do it.

Then we had a dog psychic come out and say that he was gay. Yeah, it was confirmed via dog psychic. Yes. And he pees like a girl. He does pee like a girl. So it seems crazy he used to pee like a boy. So that was also an indication that I knew she was gay. Exactly. Okay, so big daddy. Big daddy seems to be your most stubborn child. He is definitely my most stubborn child. He is the child that even made us who we are today because he's just in a world of his own. Like you can talk to him, like I'm talking to you and he will walk on because he doesn't care. Right, he's care. Well, and all of the others seem to mind you

and they go to their places they're supposed to go and Big Daddy's flopped out on the human sofa and you go in there and you do your countdown one two three and he doesn't give a fuck Brittany. No, he is a liar. I'm not moving. I'm going to fluff up right here on this sofa. Yeah, he feels like because he gives a chick now because he's sponsored by a cult defense, which is a dog skincare line.

He feels like, because he makes money, he doesn't have to listen. He feels like he pays just as much bills as I do. He does. I feel like he do a horse of everybody. He does, and he does. And at one point, he was the only boy. So I think that does play a part in it.

He was like the only boy and the biggest boy. So he will always get more attention than the girls because people always afraid of them, but they're so big. Like the camera does them know just that they're really, really big like horses. So he's so used to having want to want to attention and being in the spotlight that when it comes time to mind his mother, what he calls me Britney, he doesn't even call him out. Very disfew. When it comes time to do what I say, he just doesn't care. All right, tell Pumps about the time that you got a surprise for your dogs. You were so excited to give this surprise to your dogs and tell her what

happened. Tell her what the surprise was and get the camera rolling and paint this picture for Pumps and for our listener. So because Big Daddy is addicted to the couch, like he loves the couch. So we got the idea from some of his aunts and uncles in the cum is like, you need to get Big Daddy he's on the couch. So I went to Berlinton and Marshalls and TJ Megs to look around for a couch and I did

and I ended up finding him a couch. I get home, bring the couch into my office, he's on the of my office. And I gather everyone up and I'm trying to tell them, you know, I got a surprise for you guys. Everybody's excited. They want to see what surprise is. Cause they love packages.

They know what a surprise is. They know what packages are. So I'm leaving everyone to the back and they see the couch and everybody's going crazy on the couch and Big Hat ends up on the couch by itself and he pisses on it. Pissed on the couch and everybody's going crazy on the couch and Big Daddy ends up on the couch by a silk and he pisses on it. Pissed on the couch, doesn't care. Yeah, pisses everywhere on the couch. And she literally hurt my whole wound.

She chews his ass out. This is Big Daddy. You haven't even had this for five goddamn minutes. She was about to cry because they were so excited. They're all hopping around on the sofa. She's like, you guys guys surprised for you guys. And then big daddy squats and pisses. And I mean, she is matter than a hornet. He really did his big one that day. Okay. So we've been remiss. I had to just kind of bring my list, our listener and pops up to speed on what a fabulous fantastic fine dog mama that you are But I've been remiss and not asking you Brittany. What have you had it with?

Okay, let's go first thing the first thing about headed with is the comments about if you have more than one picture house Has to absolutely smell like a zoo. House absolutely does not have to smell like a zoo. I people get crazy in my comments. They can't be all type of nasty, trashy, like you live in the you somebody told me last night, I live in a kennel. So that's why I try to push the importance of keeping your house clean, showing people products that

can use. A lot of people really don't know. It is your pumps house. It's so goddamn cold. Ascent can't even live in the air. She's got that wolf, the gay wolf, the homosexual wolf I was telling about that's constantly trying to hunt my dog. Borderline raping, but that's a different, that's a different podcast

episode. He's baby mommas. I mean, he has 17 keys through baby mommas. So big daddy has 17 kids. He has 17 kids. I have 17 grandchildren. Do you see him? No, his baby mommas are very bitter because they're not if you did status.

So they keep the kids away from us. They don't reach out. They don't reach out. They didn't reach out for five days, so I had to go and get my son and he said, strap him for five days. He does not know his baby mama's will. That is disrespectful. So disrespectful.

They want that champion seed, but then they don't, then they just forget about Big Daddy. No wonder, I mean, no wonder he's so tormented in those videos I see where he's kind of laid on the sofa. They're a little bit, maybe there's a little bit of depression, you know, because all of these, all of this abandonment from the baby mommas and all of the 17 kids of his. Yeah.

He, I mean, he told us the story before he got on seat talking to the store about how he dreams of being his kids lives. But that's just not the life he wants to live. It's just taking a different path. Okay, one thing you told me about when we emailed is that you've had it with the stigma that black people don't like animals. So let's talk about that. Yes, I get, oh my gosh, I get so many comments like thanking me for opening this door for people to really

show love for peace because it's the stigma that black people don't like animals, we don't like animals. On our furniture, we don't let animals in the house, we keep dogs out of the house on chains and that's just not true at all. The black people that I know, the black people that I'm surrounded with, the black people who follow me, the black men and women, older and younger, it's a new generation. I didn't might have been a thing of the past, but now a lot of African Americans ask myself, we really treat our babies like children because that's what they are to us and people don't see that things are changing. Like it's not what it used to be where, like, my for example, my great grandma,

she had a lot of dogs, but they lived in the back. She would throw grease outside to them that whatever she was eating, she would throw the pot outside to them, and that's just not what it is today. Like these animals, we really have a relationship with them. I think they're really our children. Yeah, I mean, and that's the way my dogs are to me.

I grew up with dogs as well like you. And I mean, the dogs are like, I mean, I tell my kids all the time, they'll say, I have two sons, human sons. And they'll say, mom, I feel like you love the dogs more than me. And I'm like, it's not that I love them more than you. It's that their lifespan is shorter.

So I have to overtly show a lot more affection to them. Yours is spanned out over my entire lifetime. These dogs, I've got 10 years that I've got to throw into them. And so if you sense favoritism, if you scale it out over the course of your entire life, it evens out. And here's the deal. Even. My biological French bulldogs are consistent. They're always happy to see me. They always want to please me.

They are always interested in what I'm doing. They don't back talk me. They really like everything that I do. They monitor. If I'm going to the refrigerator to get a bottle of water, their eyes are moving along with my body. My signs, Dylan and Roman, they don't even know probably that I even have a fucking podcast, Brittany.

Right. But you know who knows? Cha-cha on tabby now. They fucking know. Yeah, they know. They know about it. They love their mama. We were just talking about before you got on here.

So I have this book here, Brittany, it's called The Permanent Record right here, and it's embossed this leather binder, and it says the permanent record, and we like to keep things written down. Our very first entry in this book says, Pumps is not a good pet owner. I have one bad pet owner experience.

That was it. Here's the cliff note version. She had a pomeranian. She hated it. It ran away. It ran away. She celebrated that it ran away. Didn't put up flyers.

Didn't try to find the dog. Basically, somebody else in the neighborhood has the dog. She could give two shits about the dog's well-being, celebrates that it's been rescued, and I'm not saying this makes her a bad person. I'm saying it is such an issue that it's number one at the top of the dog, because a big daddy went missing. What would you do, Brittany?

It would be that first big daddy's not going to go missing, because he doesn't run. He doesn't run. He doesn't run. So he's never gonna go meet C. But if Vita was to ever go meet C, I don't think he'd be that hard for me to find him. All I need to do is stand out there and say, Bubby,

and the right thing. But in the case that he did go missing, I don't, the big dad, their dad, their step-dad, cause the big daddy and them half. The big daddy and them half haven't had him back here in three seconds. You couldn't get away with it because our followers, our supporters do not play about

their nieces and nephews. So, that would never have. Would you celebrate if Big Daddy was gone and he didn't come home? No, I would be on live on all our platforms, begging and pleading, please bring me my son. That's right. He has to eat. That's right. See, do you see what I'm saying? You should be ashamed. I know I should be, but I'm so not. See, do you see what I'm up here

against? Britney, like she's everybody's favorite. People, she's the star of our show. And there's, you know, everybody's got some flaws and she just has this sociopathie around this dog. And I said, what if this dog had a stroke? What if he was run over? What if he was injured? She didn't care. I mean, I mean, it's like serial killer dexter shit.

That's not true because one time this was bad. I was driving home and there was like a corpse on the road and it kind of looked like it's for her and I was like motherfucker. I'm gonna have to go home, scoop this dog up out of the middle of the street before my kids come home from school. So I go back to my house, I do the loop around, double check, it was a wreck and so on that because it kind of look like, you know, the first time. So let me get this straight.

You'd go scoop the carcass off the road to keep my kids from knowing that scout was like plastered in the middle of the street. Yes. Do you understand the psychology of what you're talking about here? Like he's missing. He could be, you know, like somebody could be selling off his organs. You never know what's going on the black pet market. They would call me if he were dead from the animal shelter.

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New customers can get hemp for just a dollar, a bottle with free shipping when they order three cases. That's 36 bottles for $36 and free shipping. Just use the code hat at checkout. I'm just saying, Brittany, it's a different world that she lives in than you and me. But you know, I have that battle all the time. People come at me all the time. You treat them so much like humans. You do it so much.

But then these dogs only get like you say a short life. Right. And as long as I have bread in my body, they will celebrate Christmas. They will celebrate Halloween. And they will celebrate every birthday. They will eat good and sleep good every day. Well, here's what I say to people that tell me, like pumps, when she says, you treat your dogs better than you do humans, I say, you're God damn right, I do. Corridor, I mean, I double down on it. I'm like, you're fucking right that I treat them

better than I treat humans because they are my little precious I'm like, you're fucking right that I treat them better than I treat humans because they are my little precious angels. Okay, we're gonna play a game with you called Hadit or Hit It. Okay, so if you've had it with something, tell us Hadit, and if you would love this thing, you'd tell us you'd hit it. All right? Oh my God, welcome to Hadit or Hit It. I would hit it, Hadit, Hadit.

I hit it every day sometimes twice a day. Okay. Had it or hit it cats. Hit it. I was a cat person before I was a dog person. You like a cat? I love cats. I've got a cat right now. I don't like my cat. I'm good to her. Unlike pumps, I'm good to this cat. I take care of this cat. This cat is had asthma. It had a cat in hailer. I nursed it through the asthma. She's had diabetes.

We've done all the shots. She's 15. And sometimes, you know, that love that I give a creature for a fine-eyed amount of time. That is tick tick tick. It's just time for that cat. I mean, when she goes to piss, Brittany, she sticks her front paws, paws in the litter box and then squats.

And I have to have these goddamn puppy pads out. And then she just, if I can pisses on that because she won't piss in the box anymore, I don't know if she's seen aisle. I'm good to her. I'm good to her. I'm good to her. I tell her I love her. She's fed.

If she ran away, unlike other people, I would try to find her. I would advocate for her safety and well-being. But I'm kind of overcats. I hate cats. Look at how you talk about the cat compared to Toby. The cat, the cat, the cat. Toby, the baby. Toby, And then I have a house. I also have a daughter Brittany and her name is Chacha that when I first got

Toby was furious. Like he looked at me like, what have you fucking done? But he reluctantly, he has reluctantly fallen in love with her. And sometimes we have to have conversations about mounting his sister who's also a minor. So we're working through some of those things because I see this afternoon delight situation, which is really weird, because they go missionary, not doggy,

and I'm always like, tabby. Chacha is your sister and she's a minor, both illegal and unacceptable. Okay, had it or hit it, small talk. I'm a talker, so I can talk about anything. So I hit it. We can talk about anything. I don't really care. See, we're about talkers and we're anti-small talk. Really? Yeah. So let me ask you this, Brittany. Let's say that you, you know,

you go into Starbucks, okay? And there's this goofy look in maybe 60-year- old white dude. Okay, I'm talking, he's got like the pleated khakis on and probably you like a golf shirt that's a dry fit but he's wearing it like it's a dress shirt but it's actually a dry fit. And he comes up to you and he sees your t-shirt on with the dogs and he goes,

you got a bunch of dogs or something? What's going on with your shirt? That happens to me all the time. That just happens to me at the gas station this morning. It wasn't a white man, it was a Latino man. He was like, your shirt, your breather. And I was like, no, I'm a mother. My children are outside in the car right now.

I'm not going to be a kid. Okay, had it or hit it, dog birthday parties. He need, wait, this minute, I just met a dog birthday party yesterday and yet he's not like, one yet a star was party. Me and be together with the air. That's cute as star was.

I mean, before we die, we have to get our dogs together. I mean, it just has to happen because I will go. And I want to bring pumps just to torture her. You should be in there. It's actually you can be on the serving team. So you can serve. Right. I'm a great saver. Yes.

Exactly. Okay. Had it or hit it, doorbell so I had it. So you send Miss Daisy outside to go potty or just to go outside and take care of her business and does she bring in the front doorbell? On the back door so we have a back door I don't let them out in front because we live like on a road so like one day still was in the middle of the street and he stopped track feed. He was just a whole thing. He was just crazy. He had never happened to me before. But like I said, people, these twins of mine are demanding because, as much as they do,

my other children have never done ever. But she has a doorbell on the back so I let everyone out at the same time. Every day, they on a very strict schedule. They go outside and five minutes later, what she's done, she's ringing that doorbell. Let me back in and regardless of her siblings, regardless of her needs and if you, she ready to come to the house. So she goes outside, peas,

and then she just starts psychotically ringing the doorbell. Did you teach her to ring the doorbell? Or she just figured it out? And I just put the doorbell outside, I show her where it the doorbell? Or she just figured it out? And I just put the doorbell aside. I show her where it is. Because she's the sheriff of the house. So she has to know, you know, everything's to keep everything

sheriff. She's the sheriff to keep everything ordered. I let her know this is doorbell in case of an emergency. Right. If I take too long, ring the doorbell. Now, she just rings and just goes. What she wants to. All right, and then just tell us before we let you go about you have a

life partner and he is the is he the step you will not let him be the biological father of your five kids. I have I have different baby days. So I'm a key. So big daddy's father is Drew Skie. And Drew Skie, when you see this, we've been, way no you to email us back. Get back with us. I've been reaching out to his manager,

reaching out to his team. He's just been avoiding his son. He can't avoid my son because number one, it looks just like fishing in that nose area. Drew Skie and big daddy, same nose. Mrs. Daisy, father is Charleston White. And I know Charleston is a busy man, putting people in jail, going on these podcasts,

exposing people that type thing. But he needs to expose himself to his child because she's going in the wrong direction, going in the wrong direction. And Autumn Knight, her dad is a little baby. I don't know what the issue is with him right now. He seems to be going through some type of life crisis, but he does need to realize he has a daughter. And she goes in that living room and she turns on those music videos and she goes on his Instagram and she just scrolls and I have to take the phone away. You know, it's okay. Mother gosh. So when you say a little baby, you're talking about the rapper. Yes, that's the biological father. Yes.

Yes. That's the biological father. Okay, and who's the biological father of the twins? So they have different days. I know it's kind of crazy, but I would just mean it one time. Kind of crazy. But Lilian's day is coated black.

I don't know. T acts and looks just like him. Just, I mean, it's like he's been hurt. That's her father and he just denies my child. And um, feels that, feels that is kind of, I don't even want to talk about feels that because he always threatens to put me behind bars and expose me and you know, I just Know that right. Yeah, it's a toxic situation. Right Listener, you have got to go do not walk run immediately to this woman's TikTok page and tell our listener

We'll also link it down in her notes, but tell our listener how they can follow you on TikTok on Instagram or whatever other social media app you're on. So on TikTok, Facebook and Instagram you can find us at Big Daddy, so it's Big Daddy and you. Big Daddy and all of it. on all platforms and I'm telling you guys, this is high quality content. This woman does not fuck around. She fucking balances, loving her dogs unconditionally, but she also gives them tough love when needed because these dogs are well behaved. They mind, they listen, big day go to church.

They do. They are church-going dogs. They mind they listen big day go to church. They do They are church going dogs every Sunday. She sings gospel to them Brittany I absolutely adore you. This has been so much fun. Thank you so much for joining us Thank you for having me. I appreciate it. And this is who better buy a dog. Yeah. I'm a lost cause with that dog. But I do like my other dog that I still have.

She loves the homosexual world. I love the homosexual wolf. I just didn't like that little dog. But I can't wait to go down the Brittany rabbit hole. Thank you. I appreciate it because this is steep one. I cannot come back. All right, bye, Brittany.

Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Oh my gosh, I can get my kids to behave that well. She didn't raise out of bed. She didn't raise them like that. No, she did not. You have got to go.

No, I need to now. It's so hysterical. These dogs and she does on Sunday, they're all like laying around and she sings gospel music to them. And their stepfather will be like, like, everybody's taking an app and she, and then she's like, she's always just talking, and they're always just like intently focused on her. She's an incredible mother. Yeah. And she'll be, she'll be disciplining one of her dogs and she'll be like, I can't believe you act

and like that after I pushed you out. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,. Lever, absolutely lover. Listener, I hope that you loved her too. She is my new obsession. So fine. Brittany, Mothafuckin, Monique, go find her at Big Daddy Nimm on all socials. But speaking of all socials, make sure you're already following. I've had a podcast. Come to the hot shit tour, come in near you, and go to Apple and give us five stars and writing review because we really want to collect a lot of those, don't we, pumps? Yes we do, and we would love your DMs on our Instagram direct message of what

you've had it with. Thanks, listener. We'll see you next Tuesday. See you next Tuesday. you