I've Had It - IQs Were Harmed in the Making of MAGA

Episode Date: July 15, 2025

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and Trump's America. We are the rebellion bigger than the resistance. We say fuck them. Fuck them all. That's right. Okay. My co-host, Pumps, what have you had it with? Okay. What I've had it with, and this includes you.

Okay. I've had it with non-sweaters. And by that I mean not like you wear the sweater, like people that don't sweat. Yeah. And let me give you an example. So we were in New York last week. I have on like an athletic skirt and a tank top. Jennifer has on jeans, tennis shoes, short sleeve shirt, but jeans. Right. We walk through New York, it's 100 degrees. I'm sweating. I look like I just got out of the shower. I mean, it's dripping down my face. We sit down to eat and I'm sliding on the chair because I'm so sweaty.

And I look over at you, you don't even have fucking glow. There's no glow. Dry as a baby. It's, and I'm just looking at you like, I fucking hate people that don't melt and wilt in the heat like I do. Because I mean, my hair was, that's why I got cut my hair. Because I was like, I can't live with this for the, I'm hot, sweating, not even,

not even like a dewy look. I was so fucking mad, I could hardly enjoy my lunch. I was so mad. Several things about this. Of course, the narcissist in me loves that your grievance is actually a compliment to me. So I want to point that out from the jump. Secondly, I do think the age disparity contributes to that. And lastly, just to triple down on my victory lap, it's the athleticism. You are an athlete.

Walking around New York doesn't even get my heart rate up, therefore I don't even sweat because I am an athlete on the court. First of all, it was 100 degrees. I mean, it wasn't an athlete thing, it was- My body is a fine-tuned machine of youth. But you come back from tennis. Fuck. Instead of the fountain of youth,

it's the fine-tuned body machine of youth. I mean, it's that almost 51-year-old youthfulness. Just know this, know this, listener, and my dear bestest friend pumps, no matter what my age is, it's always minus yours. Right. Negative. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, but here's the thing.

Thank you for your comments. I didn't mean this to be a compliment. I'm kind of mad how this all turned around. I know. I know. Right as you were tearing it up, I was like, she's just walking right into this. And you know, this is what friends do. We, you know, poke at each other. But I do like that your grievance turned out to be somewhat of a compliment to me.

I like that a lot. I want to tell you what I've had it with. I've had it with Caitlyn Jenner. Yeah. Oh, God. And you know, I just, I want to dive into the psychology behind this. Okay. Caitlyn Jenner was Bruce Jenner.

Bruce Jenner felt like they were trapped in their body and feel safe enough and comfortable enough to transition to who they really are and has the wealth and the privilege to do it without a lot of critique and hatred that a lot of people would get. And then once Caitlyn Jenner's out and about and around, she's MAGA? Yeah, she's at Mar-a-Lago. Here's my thing, like, I just, I don't understand this notion that even women, and this goes to all the white women that voted for Trump, I don't understand when you see that they're coming after your group of people, why you would join them. Because eventually the knives will be turned directly at you.

So if you're Caitlyn Jenner, if you're Clarence Thomas, if you're, what's that, Caroline KKK Levitt, at some point, it all comes back to you. And it's just an interesting phenomenon in American politics that people consistently and proudly and loudly vote against their own best interests. It's fascinating to me, like how Caitlyn Jenner can see all the transphobia. And then she herself is like a transphobic trans person. Right, and loud and proud about it. Like has zero self-awareness that she's hurting

a group that she is a part of, which, you know, obviously I've said time and time again, my disappointment with white women over the reproductive freedom issues. But this is weird that you brought this up because I was driving home from work yesterday and I was thinking you've got Stephen Miller, who is no question a Nazi. I mean, he is the most racist motherfucker on the planet. He's Jewish and he has a brown wife. I don't understand how all that works in his head. You've got

Candace Owens. She is a black woman that is siding with a group of white supremacists. It's crazy. I was just thinking like how does all that track? Scott Besson, the Secretary of Treasury. That queen thinks that somehow he's gonna be immune once the Christian nationalist take full control because Trump is just quote unquote their imperfect vessel. But I mean he's first on the chopping block and it's amazing how I guess it's an arrogance that people think they're the exception. Like all of these other people are terrible trans people, but I'm the exception. I'm the one trans person that is special and different. And for Scott Besson,

I guess he just thinks all these other queens and lesbians, they're just, you know, out of control gays. I'm the exception. I guess Clarence Thomas thinks all these other black people that all these white people call horrible racist tropes like lazy and all the other racist both overt and covert shit that white people say about black people. I guess he thinks he's the exception. But my favorite has been the Latinos for Trump. And they had these big rallies in Florida. And it's like, you know, all the salsa dancing,

it's like Latinos for Trump and for MAGA and they're screaming the microphone and they have a great culture, Latino culture. You know, it's like the salsa dancing and all this. So they put on these, you know, with the bongos, they put on these great rallies. Guess what's happening to the people that put on these rallies? Their spouses are now in ICE custody. And they're literally going, well, I didn't think he was coming after us. And I'm like, I don't know what campaign you watched, but he didn't seem to

decipher about who he was going to deport. I got the message that it said mass deportation now. And I got the message that they weren't going to be particularly choosy over which brown people they kicked out. And I played, paid very close attention to the election cycle because of this here podcast. So it's just fascinating to me that they buy into this and somehow think they're the exception and then don't fight for their own people or themselves. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, So it's just fascinating to me that they buy into this and somehow think they're the exception and then don't fight for their own people or themselves. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I spend a lot of time ruminating about that. Like, how does that work? And I do think it's a phenomenon that applies in every category. And I guess it's exceptionalism. Do you think

it's a symptom of American exceptionalism that we're kind of raised and indoctrinated in that America is the best country in the world? America is so exceptional. I certainly will say after having a public school education during the Cold War in the 80s, graduate from high school in 92, had to stand up and say the Pledge of Allegiance every day. I never thought anything weird of it until I got older. And I believed all through my adolescence that America was the greatest country in the

world. I never questioned it. I was fully indoctrinated to believe that, that we were exceptional, that we were the best, that we were different. So is this a symptom of that type of mindset indoctrinating children that then you think because you are American, you are exceptional, you are so fantastic. It's all about individual rights. Is it a symptom of that or do you think we just raise a country of narcissists?

No, I think it has to be. I think it has to be a symptom of that. And I think you lap on the super evangelical fundamentalist Christian, I'm number one, Jesus chose me, I'm the favorite. So you've got those two things working in tandem. But there's no evidence to suggest that, you know, Caitlyn Jenner is exceptionally religious. And I wonder then, does it go to wealth? When you have such massive wealth, do the consequences that other people have to live with, are you above those in your mind? Because look at Donald Trump. I mean, he was born into massive wealth. He has faced no accountability his entire fucking life,

and he has been a walking crime spree. Here's something that Donald Trump, Caitlyn Jenner, the Latinos for Trump, Clarence Thomas all have in common, self-loathing and desperately seeking approval from the cool kids. So Clarence Thomas hates the fact that he's black and he seeks out to be less black by getting the approval of the white ruling class who only need him in their life to assuage their racist impulses. We're not racist. We were supporters of Clarence Thomas. I think that probably Caitlyn Jenner, a part of her hates that she's trans and therefore attacks the community and I think it's probably a deep psychological thing.

Trump, this motherfucker doesn't care about policy. No. He doesn't want to sit around and talk about tariffs. He wants to be able to tweet, I made all these great deals. And then he wants to tweet about his perfume that he's selling. And then he wants to tweet, the other day he was tweeting AT&T for customer service.

I mean, this is't not some intellectual, but at the end of the day, all of these people have an inferiority complex. And within their inferiority complex, they seek to destroy something they see in themselves that they don't want to address. And I think that's the one thing that Donald Trump has in common with all these other grifters.

Yeah, that's probably right. And just profound insecurity. Just assholes. Just assholes. Devoid of empathy could also be added to that list. It could be. It really could be. I just, I don't know, I just was thinking about, Caitlyn Jenner popped up somewhere and I just thought, does anybody even take her seriously? Do you not realize like the entire MAGA movement? Like anytime we post something and the MAGA gets on our thing, it's like you don't even know what a woman is. That's like their go-to line, right? Everything like there's just this mass population of trans people out here just trying to fuck with

MAGA. Right. That's what they think. And so I don't know. I just thought that was just such a bizarre because everybody kind of embraced Caitlin when she transitioned. I remember she was on the cover of some magazine. I did. And it was just kind of like, you know, how brave, that's cool. And then she just takes this far right evil turn, you know. And I think the same thing can be kind of said for Elon Musk. He is an immigrant that actively campaigned against immigrants. There's this self-hatred and the self-loathing that exists in it. Yeah, but I think Elon Musk also, it's hard to lump him in a certain category because of his ketamine issues.

Who knows who he is sober? It's impossible to know. I know, I think we have to judge it for what he is right now and the damage that he's done to the country. And he was part of a very authoritarian style campaign similar to the Nazi Germany's where you identify who you're gonna hate,

who are we gonna blame all of our problems on? And that was immigrants and gay people. And he is so anti-trans that he has a trans daughter that he pays zero attention to. So ketamine, no ketamine, addict, no addict, treated, not treated. The buck stops with him and he's accountable for his hatred.

He's accountable for his authoritarian play to demonize and demoralize trans people and immigrants. And I've been around addiction, you yourself are a recovering addict. This goes beyond. I've never seen somebody that's an addict that turns into this type of evil, nefarious type thing. Usually they hurt themselves, but this is something bigger than that. I can't give him the addiction excuse.

I'll tell you another one I have a question about. You're Ushavance. Oh my God, that's a good one. You marry someone that's writing letters for Law Review about the problems with immigration, racism, standing up for the little guy, and then you have two or three kids with him. And then all of a sudden he's on Fox News saying, I love my wife, but she's not white. She can't help it. She can't help it that she's not white. What about the mind fuck for her? Which I mean, obviously she's in now, but I mean,

your husband basically is siding with white supremacists. At the Republican National Convention, everyone went bananas in MAGA because she was not white. And that she was a vegetarian. Oh, right. Do you remember at the REC, she said something on stage because she's Hindu and they don't eat meat. And so she said something about being a vegetarian. And you know, and like, you can you remember Ted Cruz going, Kamala Harris can go to hell because I'm gonna eat my cheeseburger You know, like that's the big alpha male like okay Ted go eat your cheeseburger big we can tell you're eating cheeseburgers

Ted you're not hiding it from us. And so I don't know that's a really that's a really weird thing But I think that goes into she's probably a battered wife to some extent I think that what he does outwardly is emotional abuse towards her. I think his statements about her race and his statements about immigrants are abusive to her. And that's just what he does in public. So I can only imagine what he does in private. We all know what my theory is on JD Vance.

My theory is that JD Vance is dying to dress like a woman. And I don't think there's anything wrong with that. I want him to be able to do that and I'll fight for his right to be able to do that. But there's something amiss there. But I do think that she is a victim of spousal abuse. And I think JD Vance is an abuser because to outwardly speak the way he speaks about minorities when your wife is a minority and your own offspring, your own children are minorities to speak in the disparaging way that he does and to support a racist regime that he does is outright abuse. He is an abuser and quite frankly, I think the entire MAGA movement,

they're all abusers. Yeah, I feel like the whole country is the victim of abuse of spout. I mean, Donald Trump, he abuses everybody in his path, and now it's the American people on a large scale. The MAGA movement is just a very abusive, toxic movement that's very nosy, very petty, can't mind their own business.

Bullies. Yeah. Yeah, I completely agree. All right. Welcome to I've Had It. I'm Jennifer. I'm Angie. She's the star of our show and the H, B, I, C, B is for Beaver and Bitch.

I'm either one. That's right. That's good. Kylie? Yes. Kiki the Magic Lesbian. Yes. First and foremost, how are the lesbians? They're good.

You know, I want our listenership to know that we prioritize lesbianism at I've Had It podcast because I believe that lesbians should be in charge of the majority of the federal government. I 100% agree. I've never, I have never met an incompetent lesbian and I see incompetent white men up and down the line all day, every day. I think that like if we want out of this mess, put the lesbians in charge. Did you see something was going around social media that says put the, put the gays and

the women in charge. You guys have had your run or something. And I was like, nailed it. And I think it's even, I think we even go further. Lesbians. The lesbians. There's a reason we're the first letter in LGBTQIA. You're right. We're leading the pack. Most competent first. Yeah, that makes sense.

And A is last, that's asexual for H. Hey, at least I'm in the group. I'm in the group. If it's ranked on competency and order, LGBTQIA. Well, I mean, speaking only for myself, that's probably fair. That's probably, I would not put myself above a lesbian for sure. Okay. But does that mean if I came out and became a lesbian, I would be more competent?

You jump straight to the competent train. Yeah, I think it's another advantage. Okay, I got an email from a listener. This is from Chris and they write, Hey folks, just wanted to say your show is one of my absolute favorite podcasts. I'm an indigenous trans guy living in NYC and you're the reason I'm that person cracking up on the train and getting side eyes from strangers. I usually reserve this compliment strictly for Irish folks, but y'all have officially earned it. You are the highest quality of Caucasians. Premium

grade. No notes. Thanks for the laughs, the chaos and the joy, Chris." That can be nicer. That's fantastic. That makes me feel really good. It really does. Does it make you feel competent? Not as competent as lesbian. I'm still as competent as Kylie, but competent enough to garner that type of praise.

Yeah. Well, I don't know if I'm worth it. From an indigenous trans person. I think you're very worthy, Pumps. Thank you. Pumps and I need to share with everybody that we have written a book. It's called Life is a Lazy Susan of Shit Sandwiches. And believe it or not, Pumps and I have not always been so rock solid. And we talk about all of our trials,

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As a gay triate in New York City, I find your perspective so refreshing. I read your book and my God that deepened my respect and love even more. Keep on the good fight, ladies. I love that. And this is a great time to remind our listener and viewer to go to our Lincoln bio or to your local bookstore or online and buy our book called Life is a Lazy Susan of Shit Sandwiches. We want you to take it on vacation with you or on, you know, in transport somewhere. Take a selfie of yourself with our book, tag

yourself and we'll share it on our social media. In this book, Pumps deep dives into her lifelong career as a sex worker and how she found her way to being America's top DEI podcaster. It's titillating. It is so titillating. Kylie? Yes. But back to the lesbians. Did your lesbian friends moved out of Oklahoma?

We moved them out Sunday night. Oh, that was sad. These are our favorite lesbians outside of Kylie, Kiki the Magic Lesbian, and of course her partner on it. And these lesbians are the ones that they're such great sports. They gave us endless content accidentally. So they had, they got engaged and they had baby showers for each bride. No, wedding showers. Not baby. Did I say baby?

Yeah. Oh, they had showers, wedding showers for each bride. They each proposed to one another. Yes. The double proposal was my favorite. It was double your pleasure. Yeah. So we really ragged on them and they were such great sports.

Don't you think, Kylie? I do. And I think we even did it in person again at a show they attended. We did. In Dallas. We did. We were like, oh, because I think you just told us about it. And we were like, what?

They repurposed again? Yeah. But you know what? Where did they move? To LA. That's right. OK. Ladies, you know who you are.

I hope you're listening to this on your drive out to LA. We love you, and thank you for being such good sports. And we're so happy that you are getting to a state where LGBTQ plus rights are valued and protected and you will have a governor and politicians that see you as an integral, helpful contributing member of the society and not shame you or belittle you like Governor Kevin Stitt of Oklahoma does. And I just want to say one thing about Governor Kevin Stitt, who I like to call Governor Dipshit. Kylie and I emceed the Pride Parade in Oklahoma City.

And I would just like to live in a place where the governor showed up to Pride Parade, because a lot of his citizens that pay his taxes, that pay his salary are gay. And I just think it's just total dipshit, chickenshit that he didn't show his ass up. And I think he is a chickenshit coward. I think he is a hypocritical Christian.

And I think he has driven this state into the ground. All he cares about is business. And then he talks about Jesus to cover the fact that all he cares about is getting the rich richer to Christian cover for the religious state. He never fights for working class people. Never. He never fights for human rights.

He is a disgrace. And he is despicable. And I cannot wait for his term to be over. Good riddance, Governor, dipshit. You are not liked in this state. And just of note, after the Oklahoma City Thunder won the championship for the NBA, of course, he just couldn't get to a pickup truck fast enough to stand up in the back of it to make himself a part of the parade.

Mind you, he's the one who speaks out against DEI. I want to remind you that the NBA is majority black athletes. And so this is a guy who clearly likes and embraces racist policies. Well, he couldn't get his ass on that pickup truck fast enough. And as he rode through the streets of Oklahoma City, he got booed mercilessly, and I'm here for it. You're a hypocrite. You don't stand up for anybody or anything

except for rich people that think you're a dipshit. True. That's all I had to say about him. All right, I think we only have time for one news story. Oh God, this is wild. Y'all are going to die. Okay. Pumps and Kiki. A 22-year-old man caught illegally posing as a dentist after learning online.

He made $185,000 before getting caught and performing multiple root canals without qualifications. This is so terrifying. This is so terrifying. Root canals? What the fuck? How did he get the medicine and the tools? Can you get all that shit on the internet? I have no idea.

And I hate, I have a phobia about the dentist. I had a really bad childhood dentist. And so I, it's hard on me. What happened with the childhood dentist? He was just meaner than a ratt bad childhood dentist. And so I, it's hard on me. What happened with the childhood dentist? He was just meaner than a rattlesnake. And one time he was filling a cavity and I kept saying, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts. Like it wasn't them all the way and he didn't give a fuck.

And he just kept going in. Drilled through? Drilled through. And it was horrible. And so now it's like, I would go to the gynecologist three times a day before I'd ever go to the dentist. I mean, I just hate it. I mean, it's a real mind fuck for me. Oh, I hate the little pumps was traumatized.

Little pumps. So yeah, I have so many questions about that. Like I get like the people that do Botox, people that don't have a... A root canal is a pretty advanced thing because you have to X-ray and then go down into the root of the tooth. And you have to have all those injections and the tools.

Like I don't... Is there a YouTube video that teaches such a thing? I mean, you know, that's crazy. But you know what? You've heard of these stories before, like on 60 minutes or 48 hours, like somebody claims they're a doctor and they're not like we watch, we even I watched some documentary about some guy that was like implanting fake organs in people's bodies.

Do you remember that? Yes, I remember he was in New York City. I remember that. And then he moved to another country. He was putting like fake, all kinds of shit. Fake windpipes. That's what it was. It was like Dr. Love or something.

He was saying that he was, yes, and he killed people. Yeah, a lot of people died and it was an excruciating pain. Yeah, it was a horrible tragic death. Horrible death, yeah. All right, anyway. Anyway. I do remember one time I was at a doctor that I'd never been to. And I did just happen to get on the OSCN, like which is the Oklahoma Supreme Court Network. So it lists all the cases and I just Googles his name for shits and giggles.

I'd never done that before. Seven lawsuits, which I'm like one completely get to. I even get seven. I just packed my shit up and left. Yeah, that's a good thing. Google your doctor. Read the reviews, especially your dentist. OK, so I think today we should hear from our listener,

because I always love jumping into their grievances with them, because I'm always in the market for new things to be pissed off about. And Trump's America, just I'm just, what else can I be pissed at today? Let's line them up. Bring it on. All right, so Kylie, who's up up first up first? We've got Curtis

Lefika hello pumps. Hello key the magic lesbatron This is me um And I have had it with and I know that we have just Drug out the dead horse and beat it with a cane as much as we can about air travel However, what we don't talk about enough is the way people act in airports. Now, I work at the airport. As a matter of fact, I work at the Atlanta airport, the biggest airport in the world.

My office is smack dab in the center of it. I hate my life. And there is this saying that we use in aviation. Everyone's always like, oh, they check their brains when they check their bags. No, listen, bitches, these people are beyond help. Okay. I don't know what it is with people when they get into airports. But why are you stopping in the middle of the concourse to look around? What do you what the fuck are you looking at? I mean, this is an absolute epidemic. It needs to be studied. And quite honestly, I think we need to just burn it all down and start over. Okay, thanks. Bye.

He's spot on. And this is something that you it happens to you a lot. You're walking, you're going, you know, you're switching terminals, you've got to get to your gate and then somebody just stops. Yeah. Right in the middle and then just kind of starts looking around. And I caught myself doing this one time and one time only. And thank God the person that passed me was really hateful to me and I deserved every ounce of it. You can't just stop in the middle of an airport walkway like this. I almost ran over you. And I mean, he was 100% right. I grabbed my suitcase, went over to the side. I deserved it. I deserved to be publicly humiliated. I deserved to be publicly shamed. I deserved every bit of it. And since then, I've made a commitment to myself and

to others in the airport to be like, I want to be, if there is an award to be given out in airports, I want to be the best traveler award. And I'll give you an example. Recently I was at LaGuardia, which were always there, and there was this girl in front of me and there was, guess what? Five crusty old white guys in front of her waiting on their bags to come through the machine, the x-ray machine, and these five little crusty McCrustersons with their little muffin tops, and they do the,

you know, hike up their pants and kind of give you a googly eye once over. You know the type. I know the type. They think they're hot. Nobody ever told them they weren't. Right. And they think they're good lays,

and nobody ever said, listen, buddy, you're a gyrator. Nobody's ever had to come to Jesus with these guys because they're white. And so this gal and I were like waiting, waiting for them to get all their stuff and they all leave their little bins out. And I did it. And she looked at me and she goes, right? So she went real dramatically and got them all stacked on top of one another and then put

them down. And I was like, you go girl, I support that. And then she had two bins for her. And I just as a pay it forward to show her I was a good Samaritan and on her team for publicly shaming the crusty McCresterson muffin muffin tops. I said, I've got your bins and I grabbed her bins and I put them over and I just felt like women again delivering. It's always the women I feel like. But here's the thing in an airport, I have done that one time too, where I stopped and was looking at a text

and when somebody holds you accountable, you remember. And you don't do it again, you modify your behavior. And here's the thing what I think it is with airports. I think that we have this expectation that everyone will conform to the rules for the betterment of everybody else, and they just simply will not. I mean, I get so fucking tired of people acting like it is a news flash. It's the first time it's ever happened that you can't have water go through the x-ray machine at security. Like, dude, this has been happening for as long as I can remember. Take your fucking water bottle out and throw it away. Empty your Stanley or whatever the fuck you have. Like, this is not personal. This is everybody has to do this. So it should not be a surprise to you.

It should not be a surprise they need your driver's license because every single flight for every year I have been alive required this type of identification. So all these people that act like it's the first time they're traveling, even though you know it's not, I'm just like, fucking pay attention. Maga. I do. I look at these people. I think it's a direct link. It's a direct link.

Stanley cups, top-notch headbands, maga. Lack of accountability. Lack of awareness in an airport. Let me ask you this. So on that same trip where that girl and I bonded at the bin put away part of the security checkpoint After I made my way up near the gate, I had to go do a pre-flight TT, right? So I go into the stall and shout out to LaGuardia for making your stalls big enough that you can bring your suitcase in and comfortably have enough leg space

So I go in to the stall I open the door and then I look at the toilet and there's a huge giant turd. Oh see I just got chills because I've walked in that bathroom. A solid log and no toilet paper surrounding it. Okay so my first question to you, yes or no, do you go in to that stall, flush it and use it or no you avoid the stall altogether. I avoid the stall altogether. I boycott. I avoid the stall altogether. So I went out of that stall and then went to a stall that didn't have a heaping pile of shit in the bowl.

And then as I was peeing in my new stall, my shit-free stall, I started thinking, why was there no toilet paper paper with that turd? Are we talking about somebody went in here and dropped a fucking bomb and didn't wipe their ass and didn't flush the toilet and tucked and rolled to their gate and sat on an airplane with other human beings? And that's what I was thinking about while I was peeing. I had so many questions surrounding that turd sitting there in solitude. What do you think? What do you think happened there? Because somebody's asked it and get wiped because there was no toilet paper in their pumps.

Probably one of those crusty white guys. And it's not like the turd came back out because at airports it is a fl is a flusher with with I mean just it's a commercial grade flusher yes the turds not sucking back coming back out no that minute you said there was no toilet paper in a turd I immediately thought somebody is rolling around with shit on their ass that they could have wiped but chose not to and then sitting on an airplane with recycled air why are we not like here's what I have to say about this. And this happens a lot.

If you poop in public, okay, we're human beings. Everybody has to shit, child book. What's the book? Everybody poops. What is it? I can't remember. Everybody craps, whatever. Anyway, so you have to go take a shit in public.

You have to remain with that shit. Absolutely. In the stall with the door locked until it is all the way down. Another point, if you've got skitters in the toilet, you've got to stay and keep flushing and you've got to leave that toilet shit free. Absolutely. And the last thing I want to think about, and I thought about this the remainder of my flight home, is whose shitty ass is on what this, the remainder of my flight home is whose shitty

ass is on what flight? Are they on my flight? Do we have rogue feces and ash cheeks on this airplane right here right now? Is that what we have going on in Trump's America? We got feces, ash cheeks on this flight right now? Yeah. And I just, it's, I can't deal with this. No, that is like the grossest of the gross. And I mean, the minute you said that, I'm thinking, did they not wipe their ass? Like, and why are you not standing guard until that shit is down? Like it is down, down, down.

And I will say in my lifetime, and it's probably been in the last probably two years, I don't think it was an airport, but I had to poop in public. It was an emergency like you poop in public all the time. I don't as much as I used to, but growth, it's growth. But I mean, so I'm standing there and I'm guarding that thing. Well, there was a spot that I, it, it wasn't going down. Like it was a skitter that was sticking and I did like two, three flushes. Do you know what I did in a public fucking restroom? You got toilet paper and you used it. Yes I did.

I was like, I'm not walking out of this and leaving a skit. Like not on my watch. I may have offended the entire bathroom, for which I apologize, but I will not leave this thing. And like if I have perfume in my purse, I'm spraying the perfume. I'm doing everything to try not to affect other people. When you shit in public, do you start flushing as the shit comes out?

100%. Is it just a consistent sound of flushing? Because if I ever have to do it, if I'm in a dire situation, which is about once every five years, it is just a constant stream of flushing. The courtesy flush after courtesy flush. And the courtesy flush is for multiple reasons. For sound barrier. Absolutely.

For scent protection. And skitter protection. It should just be a jet stream of flushing throughout the entire thing. So how somebody at LaGuardia International Airport, walked in and dropped a solid log and did not wipe their ass and didn't wait for that log to be put in the sewage. It's just beyond me. I almost think they didn't even flush at all. I think it was premeditated. Calculate.

Yeah, I do. I think this is a sick puppy. I think there is a sick puppy on the loose, some sick twisted shitter that gets some excitement from just dropping a log, not wiping, flying on an airplane with feces in their ass cheeks and not flushing. And now they're being spoken about on America's top DEI podcast. You know what else I think? I think that person, that lady, was probably in the Moms for Liberty. 100% sure. Because we haven't talked, we haven't heard from them lately, but that sounds exactly like a Moms for Liberty.

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asking me for directions. Put it in your fucking phone and let your phone tell you where to get to where you're going. If I tell you, hey, we're having a birthday get together at this place, don't respond with, where is that? I literally gave you the address, not fucking Lewis and Clark here. I'm not going to tell you to go north or south. And on top of that, I've also had it with somebody trying to give me directions like that. Like I don't need directions. Just give me a landmark. Like do I turn left at McDonald's or not? Don't tell me, oh, go north on interstate 70. No, I don't want any of that. I just, just don't fucking ask me how to get somewhere. Like you have all the tools

to make that happen. That should never be your response. Just say, okay, or what's the address. But you know what? Don't even ask me for that either because fucking look it up. This is one of the best things about cell phones because if you grew up in the eighties or in the fifties like Pumps did, the getting directions was this art form. And it was like a compliment where we didn't have any sort of, we had maps, but if you're going somewhere locally in town, you would say if you got to a place from point A to B and somebody gave you directions,

you're literally on a landline and you would write down, okay, go down Pennsylvania Avenue, turn right at the second stop sign, turn left. And if when you arrived at the place, you would tell the person person you gave great directions. Yeah. And if they gave bad directions, then it was a criticism. God, you give terrible directions. Now, that's a gift that we don't have to talk about that anymore. I 100% agree. And it is so infuriating when someone says, how do I get there? It's like fucking look it up. Like she said, like you have all the

tools. Here's the thing, though. There's a double-edged sword to this. Our boys, well, our youngest, my son cannot get to Jennifer Welch's house from my house, and he has been there his entire life. This is not new. But unless he puts your address in the map thing, he doesn't know how to get there. So it's like they're so dependent on the map, like the young drivers, that they're like,

if their phone were to go out, they're fucked. Like Luke Olsen could not get to Roman Welch's house if his life depended on it without putting it in the MapQuest. And he has been there for 15 years in your new house. Yeah, no it's, it's, I mean smartphones definitely make people dumb, but smartphones, as somebody who's trying to talk to people less and communicate with people less, the fact that I don't have to hear a crusty old, crusty McCresterson muffin top. Well, what you got to do is I'll tell you this, here's what you do. You go north

and the men were the worst. It just, it went on and on and on the directions and I have not missed that one bit. And I will take, I will sacrifice an IQ point on our children to not have to hear those directions from Chris McChrystersons. Yeah, especially if you had to stop like at a gas station. Yeah, we can give up an IQ point for Luke and Roman on that. Yeah, yeah. They're smart enough. All right, Kylie, next. Okay, we've got Ryan. Hello, blessica. Hello, pumps. Hello, Kiki, the magic lesbian. Hello, Seth, the DEI hire. All the way in Orlando, a section of Florida that does not identify with being in Florida. I fucking had it with bumper stickers that say my cat is a Republican. My dog is a Democrat. First of all, your pets can't fucking vote. And even if they could,

they wouldn't be voting for a goddamn Republican. Right. Stop it. Stop it. It's enough. Have a wonderful day. Thank you so much for being you. You know, I think this is a really good point because I think if animals could vote, they would clearly never vote for Republicans by virtue of the fact that the Republican Party just appointed the Secretary of Homeland Security, one Kristi Noem, who when she's not playing dress up, which she does all the time, which is fucking wild, like the super high cabinet position in the United States of America, and this woman rolls out, you know,

we're talking three, four dozen different costumes this woman has, and before being in this position, she played up dress up as like a dentist. I think she's got some sort of dress up porn fetish. I promise you, when it gets- But I digress. Yeah. But she shot a dog,

her dog Cricket, a dog named Cricket that was her pet. She shot the dog and prior to her one presidential candidate that was beaten by one Barack Hussein Obama. And this GOP candidate's name was Mitt Romney, whom I affectionately referred to as Mittens. He tied his dog to the roof of his car and went on a road trip. So Republicans have a history of not understanding how you're supposed to treat animals, which comes as no surprise to me because they treat women like shit, they treat black people like shit, they treat immigrants like shit, and they treat gay people like shit. So dogs and cats and all that would just be right in there.

So no dog or cat in their right fucking mind would ever vote for a Republican. Unless they were like the Caitlyn Jenner of dogs, just like a dog that hates being a dog. Right. A dog that hates being a dog. Maybe, maybe it's a weenie dog and it wants to be a golden retriever. Yeah, it could be. Teeny weenie issues. A teeny weenie issue. You're right. There's a lot of teeny weenie dog and it wants to be a great day. Yeah, it could be teeny weenie issues. A teeny weenie issue. There's a lot of teeny weenie issues out there, especially in Magna.

But here's the thing too. And I know I've said this, if you've heard it once a thousand times, not only did Kristi Noem shoot her dog, her parents, I mean her children's dog, their pet. She put it in a book and told people and other people that read the book, nobody ever thought like, I don't think you put that you, I don't think you tell everybody that you murdered your family pet. So nobody around her thought it was a good idea either. But it advanced her career. Donald Trump was like, you fucking shot your dog? Come over. Be a cabinet secretary. Be in charge of FEMA. When people lose their houses and their pets, you're the perfect person to help. Yeah, it's crazy.

It's fucking nuts. It's fucking crazy. The Republican Party is a death cult. It is. It is a death cult. It is just an absolute death cult. They want women to die. They don't want people to have health care. They want to, somebody just recently died in ICE custody and that piece of shit Tom Homan was like, yeah, people die in custody. Who gives a shit that Joni Ernst, she's a senator. People die. I mean, they're just, they're an absolute white, crusty death cult with Clarence Thomas and Caitlyn Jenner as their little tokens. Right. All right. Last one, Kylie. Okay, the last one is from flow. I love that name. I fucking had it with snoring.

I feel like snoring is the most socially acceptable antiisocial behavior that there is because people just say that they can't help it. What do you mean you can't help it? What do you mean you can't just breathe silently while you sleep? Like what the fuck is up with that? Close your mouth, get some mouth tape if you really must. And I know it's hashtag not all men,

but it is a predominantly male issue. Just riles me up even further. The other day I was on a flight and a man a couple seats down from me was just snoring cacophonously for the whole flight and I was thinking, here I am doing the exact same as you. Oxygen goes in, carbon dioxide goes out. Silently. There is no need for this rumbling, grumbling, grating, fucking

irritating sound to be coming out of you. What is going on? If I was in a shared space, either public transport or a shared room, and it was like publicly determined that it was sleep time, would it be acceptable for me to play I've Had It podcast out loud? No, it would not, because that would disturb the fellow sleepers. So why on earth are we putting up with snoring? A similarly disruptive, noisy, nocturnal activity. I've had it. How much do we love flow? I love flow. But I use it when you're doing snore. No, I've had it. How much do we love flow? I love flow. But so when you're doing snore?

No, I don't know. I mean, you might get into a cadence of just like a little bit of heavy breathing, but nowhere near a snore. You don't snore either when we would share rooms on our. The only thing you do in the middle of night is you reach over for your vape. She vapes in her sleep. I vape in my sleep. Okay, here's the thing about the snoring.

I blame people on planes that are snoring like that. When you're made aware that that's happening, you have to make yourself stay up. You can't go to sleep. If you're going to just sit there or put the, what are those little nose breathe right deals? They put those on? The tape on your nose?

And here's the thing, I will admit this, this happened maybe four flights ago. I fell asleep in my seat and I woke up and my mouth was hanging open like I was catching every fly on planet Earth. Did you have drool down your face? Drool the whole night. I was horrified.

I was so embarrassed that I was sitting there going, I didn't, I mean I was like, I'm not going back to sleep. Like this is embarrassing. Oh, you forced yourself to stay awake after that? Yes, because I was just like, I am now one of those people that sits around. Were you sitting next to a person? Were you in the seat by yourself? No, I was in the seat by myself, but that's not the point. The flight attendant side. You forced yourself to stay awake after that? That's like, other people shouldn't see your mouth hanging open at drool coming out. So the snoring is just a whole new level. So you put yourself in a awake state of timeout.

I like set myself up, no more reclining. I was like, okay, we're doing this. Read my book. Because I was just like, it's fucking gross. Like it's just too much. I don't really mind it. Like if people fall asleep on planes. No, I know, but if your mouth's hanging up and drool's coming out those gross. I just don't look at people on planes.

And I probably wouldn't have noticed either, but if somebody would have had their mouth hanging open, like I would notice that. And the snoring, I'll tell you what I would have done. I would have walked right over and go, sir, you're snoring. No one else can sleep. I would have. I would have walked right over and go, sir, you're snoring. No one else can sleep. I would have.

I'm just kidding. I don't doubt it, Karen. Karen would just be all in his business. I don't doubt it. I don't doubt it for one second. I mean, I just know that you would definitely do that. I've seen you do similar type interruptions. Oh, you'll love this.

So I was at my son's and we were on the phone with the management company and he's on speaker. And so he's asking a question. She's answering it. Well, then I just pop pipe in because it's on speaker. And like I ask a question. I got the deaf look. And when that phone hung up, I got read to filth. Do not butt in when I am talking to the management company.

I'm 25 years old. I do not need your help answering this question. He was kind of joking that Siri says a heart attack and I was like, you're 100% right. You're 100% right. You're 100% right. He's like, I know you can't help yourself because you're such a fucking Karen. Back up. And I was like, okay, you're right. You're right. I did it. Good for Sam. Yeah. I mean, he just like read me to filth. Good for Sam. All right. I think that's all we have for today on this very special episode of I've

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