I've Had It - Is Ozempic Gluten-Free? with Keltie Knight

Episode Date: July 25, 2023

Jennifer and Pumps are joined by Keltie Knight, host of Superfan and the LadyGang podcast. The three discuss what kind of things we might find on different celebrity For You Pages. Keltie has had it with babies (unless they happen to embody the soul of an 84-year-old.) Pumps tries to figure out the psychology behind women that fall in love with convicted murderers in prison and Jennifer does a dramatic reading of a very enduring love letter. The Hot Sh*t Tour is heading to Atlanta, Philly and D.C in August! more info & tickets available at https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast Thank you to our sponsors: This episode is brought to you by SimpliSafe: Listeners get a special 20% off any SimpliSafe system when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring. This huge offer is for a limited time. So visit SimpliSafe.com/HADIT. JustThrive: Use promo code HADIT for 20% your first 90 day bottle of JustThrive probiotic or JustCalm at JustThriveHealth.com Jenni Kayne: Find your forever pieces @jennikayne and get 15% off with promo code HADIT at jennikayne.com #jennikaynepartner Subscribe to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/IveHadItPodcast  Follow Us: I've Had It Podcast: @Ivehaditpodcast Jennifer Welch: @mizzwelch Angie "Pumps" Sullivan: @pumpspumpspumps Special Guest: Keltie Knight: @keltie Check out Superfan @superfancbs premiering on CBS August 9th.

This episode is brought to you by SimplySafe. So we're supposed to start the podcast. One, two, three. Oh! Fantastic. I'm worried about the mic being that close to your boobs. I think I'm okay. Okay.

Or I can... Oh, you want me to pull it out. Okay. Yeah, I mean, you're loud enough that I think that could be a couple inches away from the drag ends. I think I didn't even need a microphone. I'm so loud. Poms, what have you had it with? Okay, I read this story in the New York Post

and what I have had it with is women writing love letters to murderers and not just any murderer. The murder of his wife. So in the Newark Post it said that Alex Murdoch is getting Udels and Gobs of love letters from women. One even said, I'm obsessed with you. And here's the deal. Number one, he killed his fucking wife. So you're signing up to be murdered. He killed his fucking kid, which is the most horrific thing any person could ever do. And he's not cute.

I mean, not even dimension. I forgot. He's going to be in jail until he's dead. Scott Peterson. Now he was cute or is cute, whatever. Killed his pregnant wife. So we've got the murderer of wives and children. And I've heard Scott Peterson cannot keep up

with the bushels of love letters. What's the psychology of that? Like that you wanna marry somebody that's in prison. I don't get it. Maybe that you like men that are unavailable. I guess. I mean, you know, we have bad pickers. 100% like I'm so guilty of so many terrible choices

involving a man, but I just want to go on record, the permanent record that I will never send a love letter to a jail in May. You in particular have a bad picker. And so this is, you know, just when you think you're the worst at something. You've got these people that trot out. Right. I've seen on like date lines in 2020s, these women that actually marry men that are convicted murderers. Right.

And devote all of their time to, you know, helping try to exonerate these men that they've fallen in love with once they're in prison. It's fucking weird as shit. I just don't get it. I mean, I know that you can live in denial and think, oh my gosh, she's innocent, but it's like everybody on the planet either watched a documentary about Alex Murdole

or they watched part of the trial or they read some kind of news coverage of it. Do you remember in the staircase where like one of the people that was working falls in love with him? Yes! Oh my gosh. And then he gets out and dumps her. Well, and then not only is there like pretty strong circumstantial evidence that he pushed the wife down the staircase. And if he didn't, then his other wife previously also died for the same nefarious type activities. So you got two dead ex-wives. But the curveball to end all curveballs is he beats off to gay porn all the time. Okay, so she knows this. Right. She knows about the

gay porn. And then there was the gay masseuse, I believe. So she's abundantly aware of all of this. This is this French woman. And she falls in love with him and they're supposed to move to Paris, yak yak, blah blah. Of course he dumps her. I mean, it was just like awful. And I, it's just, it's, I am fascinated by why that would be healing because I have picked I mean a humsinger a husband that has required a lot of right

rehab stance right I mean I really rough diamond that I have had to shine the shit out of I mean and you've. And I can't imagine how you shine the shit out of a murderer. Now, I don't get it. And I can't believe that any woman would be interested in somebody that a killed their ex-wife, but killed their child. Like, they killed their own children. Sometimes people's dysfunction is so breathtaking. We can either sit and be horrified by it, or we can say, thank God we are fucking crushing life. That's what I'm gonna say. I went up on the scale of bad pickers.

Like I'm no longer the infinity bottom scale. I'm up a few notches because of these women marrying and then love with guys in prison. Speaking of love letters. Okay. And Lou of telling you in the listener what I've had it with, okay. Kylie brought a DM to my attention,

which I interpret as a love letter, and after I read it, we'll debate amongst ourselves, whether we think this is a love letter. So anti Christopher 666, get it? Yeah, anti credit. Take me a minute, but yeah, anti Christopher 666 says, I've had it with Jenny's psychotic negativity. My girlfriend and I are truck drivers. She listens to your podcast obsessively. And this lady is absolutely ruining my life. Ginny needs to stop brainwashing my girlfriend. Listen, I'm 36 years old and can find it highly entertaining sometimes.

But my girlfriend is like 25 years old and Gabby is highly entertained by this evil negative influence of Ginny. Everything she says, Gabby starts defending. Like the pay-it-forward thing at Starbucks, we don't even go to Starbucks. We drive a semi-truck, but I find myself arguing with Gabby for an hour over pay-it-forward at Starbucks,

and it's because Ginny says it so, so she sides with her and argues with me. I've had it with Jenny. I hate and love your show. It's funny sometimes and insightful on how women think. But I have to share the radio with Gabby. And when she drives, she gets to listen to anything she wants. So I asked you to include a positive perspective as well.

So Christopher, I just want to say, first of all, thank you so much for the love letter. Love it. Because I am psychotic. I mean, guilty as charged. And this podcast is called, I've had it. So it has a negative premise to it, spoiler alert, anti-Christopher 666. But I love that y'all are getting entertained

and fighting over things that you don't even do because Christopher Gabby could be on drugs. You could have much bigger problems. Right. So fighting over imaginary problems. Like stealth Starbucks trips that never take place Right. So fighting over imaginary problems. Like stealth starbucks trips that never take place is a gift. Christopher, right. It is a gift. And it's a time passer. If you're a long haul truck driver,

you got many hours in there with your spouse and the makeup sex after the fight. That's right. Christopher, I mean Christopher, let's look at the positive. We're looking at the positive. We're looking at the positive. Let's look at the positives here. You're fighting with your wife about stuff that doesn't happen. Right. A, you're probably getting great makeup sex in the semi.

Winter, winter, chicken dinner. You are learning a lot about middle aged women, right? Yes. And you're learning how to identify psychotic negative behavior. And I'm really proud of you for calling me out, Christopher. Right. I love it.

I love it. I think it is a love letter. I think it is a total love letter. Yes. Christopher and Gabby, this episode is dedicated to the two of you. Yes. And I can't thank you enough. I'm flattered beyond anything that you

took this much time. Look at how long this letter is. See you too. See how long this letter is. This is love. Right. This is love from anti Christopher 666. And I'd also point out that as much as he's negative about the show, he kinda likes it a little bit. He says, I hate and love your show. Right. That is, that's passion, right? Okay. That is total passion, because hate is really powerful.

And love is really powerful. But anti-Christopher 666 has both for us. So that is like double the passion, double the fun. He could jet off a building and fly with all that. Fuck yes, anti-Christopher, we love you. Thank you for the love letter. I'll try to be more positive, but maybe that's a different podcast because this one is I've had it. There's no mystery going in.

Speaking of I've had it, I would like to welcome everybody to this wonderful podcast of ours called I've had it. It is a podcast where you can come twice a week and dump all of your frustrations so that you can go back out into the world and feign serenity, contentment, and be nice to people. I'm Jennifer. I'm Angie. We call her Pops. I think she's still the star of the show,

but we're getting some team Kylie stuff, which I'm totally into. Totally love team Kylie. And I thought too that we're team Jennifer. I'm just saying, I mean, so I might be where's your love letter? I don't have one. So it may be that I am the supporting person.

Do you know what wasn't mentioned in this manifesto from anti-Christopher? Me. You. And the opposite of love is not hate. It's ambivalent. It is ambivalent. And he is ambivalent about me.

I don't know if it was an oversight or he just went directly to, you know, headhands, big guns over here. Kylie, can you tell us what's going on? So listen, or as you know, that Kylie runs all the social media because pumps and I are way too incompetent to do that. Right. And so she's blown a bunch of this shit up, right? to incompetent to do that. Right. And so she's blown a bunch of this shit up, right? So she goes over to TikTok, drops a grenade, goes over to Instagram, drops a grenade.

And everybody gets all riled up. So Kylie, give us a report from the trenches of social media. What's going on in the comment sections and on our accounts on social media? I've actually got a really fun one today. Okay. Alec Baldwin's oldest daughter, Ireland Baldwin.

Okay. Took the time to stitch our TikTok about home births on her own TikTok. Okay. And it's not positive. Okay. Is it she pregnant? Did I read that right?

Yes. Okay. So she's probably a home birther for sure. Okay. Is it she pregnant? Did I read that right? Yes. Okay. So she's probably a hamburger for sure. To summarize your podcast, our podcast has pretty much driven her to think there should be no more podcasts. Oh, like cancel every podcast on the planet. Yeah.

But I will say we have a couple people defending us. Okay. That's nice. One user, it's a shitty lunch. Ro, LOL, I love I user, it's a shitty lunch. Roe, I love I've had it podcast and just binge all their episodes. I think they'll get a kick out of your stitch. She gets us. She totally gets us.

But one person named mayor wrote, I like the clips from I've had it, but I couldn't get through a single episode. A for effort that couldn't get through it. Well, I would say Ireland bald one, because I saw a little bit of this, and it was like, does everybody have to have a podcast? Does everybody have to have a podcast now? And I would just say Ireland is everybody have to have a TikTok. Right. I mean, we can go all fucking day with this, you know,

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And you know, that's it. That's all I can say. That sounds like self-discipline to me if you're only stress eating Cheerios at 11. I like ice cream at 11. If I had it in my house, I probably would have gone for that last night, but unfortunately, that's all gone. So I was like left with some granola in like you know, a sour patch kid in my restaurant. So, so Kelsey, you know, we like to drag out dead horses

and beat him over here at iPad at podcast. Great. There's a lot of feckery going on out in the general public and we're here to call it out analyze it and then leave it here so that when we go back out we're somewhat decent people. So in that vein can you tell us what you've had it with? Oh my gosh. There's so many things right now but I would say like my number one is I'm feeling like I have had it with the algorithm, the algorithm, whatever you are, whoever created you. It's just like, especially when you're a creator and like you've spent your whole life

garnering this little tiny fan base of people who have said, I'm going to follow you because I like what you're saying and I want to hear from you. And then you put your video or your podcast or your TV show up and people, the algorithm whoever the fuck that is. Sorry. It's like, no, no, no, just because they said they want to follow you and see your content, we're going to decide if a whole bunch of other strangers on the internet left a comment or liked it in the first 30 seconds before we show it to the people who decided they

liked you in the first place. I'm so sick of it because I'm also sick of internet people taking no offense to us and we're on the internet right now. But like, it used to be like, I'm a television host and it used to be like, when you need your car fixed, you go to the mechanic, when you need to learn algebra, you go to a math professor, when you need a television show, hosted, you get a host.

But now, it's like, now, no, no, no, you don't get a host anymore. You get someone who can't host is going to host but has 9,000 million followers on Instagram. So your brand partners are happy. And I'm sick of it. Yes. Yes, the algorithm. I mean, it's really, it's really a window into your soul a little bit,

like as far as your for you page, right? But then how like you get favored to get like, so we, when we started the podcast, Kylie was making all these reels and we were kind of blowing up on Instagram. And then it just like went to a stop. Right. And I cast a lot.

And so there was this woman that was kind of stalking us all over like, please quit, Kylie's saying, tell Jennifer to quit saying, God damn, dead it, all of this just makes me want to say it more. Right. So I'm pretty sure that she like reported us. So we think Kylie and I have a working theory that we got like shadow band because we like got to 50,000 followers and then it like stunted.

And Kylie knows how to look at the data. And she was like, no, they're not sharing us anymore. Well now it's recovered and we're like over 100,000 followers or whatnot. But it really is like they kind of cherry pick. And then you could have some skunk at the Garden Party who's pissed off because you say fuck on the internet. And then they have to go tattletail to Mark Zuckerberg. And then you get put in time out.

And it's like, are you fucking kidding me? What about freedom and capitalism? Like why are y'all doing this to us? No, and I feel like they route you in. Like TikTok did that to me. TikTok was like, you want to join TikTok? No, and I feel like they route you in. Like TikTok did that to me. TikTok was like, you wanna join TikTok? No bitch, I don't wanna join TikTok. I have four jobs, okay, and a mortgage.

And I'm trying to have sex with my husband at some point. Yeah. I don't have time to master another social media platform so that I can be important to the world of Hollywood. Like, no, I don't wanna join TikTok, but I joined. And then all of a sudden, then Dorfins came because TikTok was like, we love you. We love you.

We only get a crazy rate, 10,000 new followers every week. Oh, keep putting out this content, you're amazing. And then it was like, no, we're done. We hooked you, we hooked you in. Right. Made you feel like TikTok, you could be a TikToker. Right. And then we're putting a Kabash on it

and we're stopping. And now you have no people seeing your videos, no new followers. And now you're stuck here trying to matter in another space you don't matter in and not having sex with your husband. But that's what they do. It's like they give us, you know,

a little bit of cocaine. And we're like, yes, this is great. This is awesome. And then they take it away. But yeah in this vein of algorithms I think it would be fun to talk about celebrities for you pages. And so I did a little homework here and so we can all pontificate on these and all elaborate on these but I just love you so much.

I just love you so much. I just love you. I feel like you are, sorry, just I just I tell you how much I love you. Thank you. Go on. Two steps away from the Saturday night live skit. But he balls. Do you remember sweaty balls when they sit around and they're like, oh, we're selling sweaters and the balls are sweaty.

But when you just use the word pontificate, it really brought me joy in a special region. Oh, that's great. I think so. Let's imagine Melania Trump's for you page. Okay, I'm going to tell you guys what I think pops up on her for you page and then you can find. Okay. Okay. First, I think that there are probably ads for discrete vibrators for a hundred percent. I bet there is some hate watching of the Michelle Obama podcast highlights. Yeah. You remember when she plagiarized the show? Yes.

Okay. Maybe there is a Google search for the best out of state boarding schools, right? Except then she wouldn't even have the kid as a buffer. And here's my favorite. How to kill your husband slowly without a trace. See, that's what I was gonna guess was top of her for you, Paige. How do I get rid of this motherfucker? I mean, like, the quickest possible way on the planet. But I don't want to get caught.

Right. And I want to get the money. Right. So I got to be a little bit discreet about it. She's really walking a tightrope there. Yes, she is. I feel like she loves shitty reality TV and like, harmonia is laying awake at night, just like immersed in Scandival. Yeah, it's a it's a release for me. So I'm like, she's watching Selling Sunset and Scandival and then New York housewives being like, I need a escape from my life.

No, no shit about that. The bachelor's where she needs to be. That woman needs to have an affair. She needs to pit it on her Instagram page. So everybody nets that she had an affair because I think I'd like her more then. Melania having an affair because I think I'd like her more than. Melania having an affair, I could visit that for like a year on end. Just when Trump screwed Stormy Daniels,

and she revealed the details of his penis, I mean, Pumps and I talk about it still to this date. Right. Like, what about him having a mushroom con? What does it say about me that I'm more interested in Melania's like blow out like how does it stay so puffy all day long? Right.

Yeah. Is it extensions? Is it back combing? Is she using a hair powder? Like I need a Melania get ready with me TikToks. Me being a Tik Tok. Like get ready with me to go to Marlago. And then the whole blow.

That's a great one. Okay. Gwyneth Paltrose. For you, Paige. I love Gwyneth so much. I love her. I love her so much. Okay, go ahead.

Bone broth recipes. 100% love it. Brad Pitt videos. Hot. Yeah, hot. You know he's probably pretty good in the sack too. I would he looks like he's got big dick energy. But what's their face? Gwyneth was just on caller daddy and she said that Brad was like love of your life amazing, but Ben Affleck was technically excellent. Oh, I don't even know she dated Ben Affleck. Yes, she dated Ben Affleck.

After Brad I guess? Or before? I don't even remember that era. I remember because I'm always not of her. Yeah, anyway, so just let you know technically you'd want Ben. Wow. Technically. Perhaps a search on her for you page, how to become a successful cult leader,

love it, with the goop stuff. And then finally, is ozemic gluten free? It's so good. It's so good. I mean, I don't want to be that person that's like bone broth changed my life, but bone broth did change my life. Please don't hate me and don't be like I'm over bone broth, but it really did change my life. But Here's what I think is she's looking on it. She's looking on a for you page. And it's like the row. It's like all of the brands because she at that court case looked so fabulous and crushed this right. She launched this whole thing of like the quiet luxury. right? She launched this whole thing of like the quiet luxury. Like it is not cool, but actually rich people are not wearing like Gucci sneakers and Louis Vuitton track suits and stuff like whoever is wearing the really gotten a target? Or is it the row? Like we don't know. And actually, I think when if it's doing us a huge favor because she's saying like this, like, understated, quiet luxury of like, you don't see my labels,

well, good. Now I can go to the gap. I can get the rip off of that sweatshirt and I can pretend that it's whatever fancy brand Guenna's is wearing that's made out of baby Angel Wing hair. And I'm saying it like shitty plastic bottles, but whatever. And I can pretend that I'm rich.

Like, you don't have to have the flashingness, which I love. I just want to tell you, Kelty and the listener that as we're discussing this, I myself am wearing Gucci. That's the first thing I thought of when we should do that. Because I would say that I'm a newvo-reach. You know, kind of a trashy, kind of person. I do love a label. I love that when you're going to, you know, she can rock whatever she wants to, but I'm really shallow and pretentious when it comes to labels and I really, really like them. Like me too. I'm like, I need to walk in with my dear handbag so you know, I mean business. Because my face and

this hair like it's not giving, um, generational wealth, like the vibe, you know what I mean? And you have to have the right vibe, you have to have the vibe that you don't care, like you mostly only fly private, like I don't have that vibe, I'm still filled and oozing desperation. Right. So I need you to know that I'm desperate, but I also was good with my money

and can buy myself the headband. Right, right. We're only partially thirst trap, got our shit together, ambitious little whippersnappers with a side of thirst trap. Just a little side. It's not the entrant. So my kids and my husband's worse than I am about labels. He's the worst.

My kids, when we do Christmas or birthdays, they're always like, please do not buy us any hype beast stuff. And I'm like, well, first of all, what's hype beast? I figure out that's like label stuff. And then I'll tell Josh, my husband, our kids are much better people than we are. Like they do not want anything to do with this overpriced, vapid, designer shit that defines you and I,

and we go shopping together and have this crazy, orgasmic bonding experience at the Gucci store. And our kids want nothing from there. So if I've done one good thing in life, it is taking my horrible shallow pretentiousness and not projecting that onto my children. I can't believe I did that. Well, it was funny because she called me around Christmas time and guess, I just got Dylan's Christmas list. He once used clothing. No, it's crazy. Yeah, there's a there's a young woman who who works for me.

And she's one of the no trash people. Like we went on tour with my podcast, my podcast lady gang, we went on tour this fall. And we're on a tour bus. And like it's just McDonald's and like garbage and shit everywhere. And she's one of those people that does her whole year in one mason jar, like, doesn't use plastic, like a no trash thing. She's never bought anything new in her life. Everything in her house comes from Facebook Marketplace.

Everything, all of her clothes are used. And from Goodwill, like, everything she, she's one of those people. And I look at her and I was like, what is it like to not like go on the real real at three in the morning and buy a shoe that you don't need? Like, what do you, I not like go on the real real at three in the morning by a shoe that you don't need? Like what do you?

I mean, I know I'm paying you garbage fees right now, but like, what are you doing with this terrible salary that I'm paying you? Like where does it go? What do you, you don't buy anything? Like it's crazy, but the youths, they really have it. They have that figured out. And I think it's really cool. I think it's so cool. I think it's so cool.

I mean, not it. I'm not, I'm way too shallow and pretentious. But my children, they totally thrift. They love all of that. And I just think it's super cool. And that generation is just so much more socially aware. Like Kylie our producer, her girlfriend, Anna owns a store in Oklahoma City called the library.

And you buy a clothing membership. So you go in and you can like check out your clothes that you need for the week, and then you return them, and they launder them. So each week you go and you rent a different piece of clothing, and then you return it. It's the smartest thing on the planet. Right. That's so smart that like the rag, the normies, as I would call them, are, that library is great. And honestly, Kylie producer, you need to get out, you need to make that into a franchise with your girl and get, you know, get going, because that's a,

that's a business. Yeah, no, they're sharp. And they're just as pretty as they can be. I mean, the prettiest lezzies you've ever seen. I mean, these kind of stars. And also, like, this generation didn't fuck with their, they didn't fuck with their face. Right. Exactly. Pumps, I feel like we're just beacons, not only of mental health, but of physical health.

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I envision searches, how does a short bald man keep a hot sexy Latina woman satisfied in the bed? Have you guys seen his girlfriend? She is gorgeous. I'm sure he's taller and cuter and better in bed when he stands on his wallet I think there's probably hundreds of billions of reasons to believe one million percent Uh-huh that he's pretty good in the bed. Yeah Next we envision him probably searching, what is Bill Gates' net worth? Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Competition.

And then finally, how to destroy shopping malls? Yeah. Done. Yeah, it's, we're real close. Okay, let's go down. So I'm gonna tell you what, this is what Kylie wrote that she thinks mine would be. So my first one would be a compilation of Rafa Nadal's greatest moments.

You know who Rafa is, don't you? Yes, yes, yes. The next would be French Bulldog TikTok, for sure. And then Google searches, does Gucci make pickleball outfits? And then finally, just the New York Times daily wordle, which I'm completely addicted to. I'm in multiple group texts. Right. I mean, before 6 a.m., I'm already kicking ass on wordle every morning.

So pops, we envision her going to Buzzfeed and taking a quiz, am I gay? Next is Gabrielle Union divorce rumors. I love Gabrielle Union. I love Gabrielle Union. I mean, I love Du Boin Wade, but I think Gabrielle Union is like so perfect in every way. She's so gorgeous, it's ridiculous, and she's super smart. So I really like her in on the hook here. Kelty, I believe pumps is a closet lesbian right and this is something we're exploring

So that's why Gabrielle Union is like her number one crash you right so so Third on your list would be women softball highlights That might be first. Yeah, she loves to she loves women softball and Then lastly an online lifeguard certification course. Fuck off. She's making so much fun to me because I was a lifeguard and a swimming lessons teacher when I was in high school.

No, I guess it was college. And she's like, you would be the worst because you're a terrible swimmer. Bop, bop, bop, bop, and I'm like, fuck off. I had no idea because we have traveled together extensively, and we've been in a floaty. We're swimming pools together, and she is like, not a good swimmer at all. If I was in the middle of a pool, the last person I would think would dive in

and pull me up and perform CPR, is this woman next to me? That's because I'd be trying to hold you down hoping that you would die. You're so mean. Okay. I like it. I like it. Wow. Friendship, you know, that's right. Kelsey, tell us what's on your for you page.

Okay. First of all, baby monkeys love, love. I have a lot of inspirational quotes because I'm bougie like that and I'm a basic bitch Oh, I have a lot of like stars old face versus stars new face. So I guess that's good on that content Obviously, I would like that. All right Kelti. It's time to play our game had it or hit it I'm gonna listen things off you tell us if you've had it with it or if you would hit it Oh my god Welcome to had it or hit it. I would hit it

I hit it every day sometimes twice a day. All right, Harry Styles Hit it totally. Yeah, I think he's darling. I think he's so cute. Kissed me twice. We shut up With tap yeah, no, no, no, no, no. Okay, just a pack. Okay. A little pack on the cheek. Is he taller short? Tall.

A really? Oh gosh, I was hoping he was tall. He's not tall tall like my husband, 6'6", which is like, can't find clothes that fit you. He's probably like six foot or 5'11", like he's tall. In heels, he's taller than me when I've been here. I read that you were an NBA cheerleader. And so with your husband being 6'6 was he an NBA player? No. He's a lanky music manager. Gotcha. Okay. Okay. Lanky Hollywood guy. Okay.

Had it or hit it. You know the standing walkways and airports that escalators, people that stand on them. Had it. Yeah, I've had it. It's terrible. If you're choosing the fast lane, choose the fucking fast lane. Agreed. No, have fasting. Don't choose the fast line and then stand in the middle when I can't even,

it clear. This is actually one of my, one of my things I was going to tell you that I've, like I've had it with is like the ability of Americans to not understand how airports work and how lines work. Yeah. Like in Canada, it's, we're part of the Commonwealth. It's like the Queens, Rest in Peace, like world. And we know how to like, it's your boarding group. Go to the front of the line. It's, you're on the moving walkway. Please, it's the ladies that are like, please, if you're standing, go to the right side. And people are like, blah, blah, blah, blah. I'm like, oh my God, you had one job moving walkways. So annoying. Agree. I completely agree. It drives me fucking crazy. Airports send me

into orbit. So my, my husband and I love to go to London. And we like to take the tube everywhere. And you get on these escalators and the British are so orderly. Everybody knows what's terrible. Everybody stands on the right side, if you want to stand. I'm a walker, I like to walk. If I'm on an escalator, I'm like, I might as well just move it. There's no reason to just stand there and be lazy.

You might as well just keep your heart rate up. But in America, you can't, you can't. Somebody has blocking the entire escalator with their suitcase, with their fucking stainless cap on their phone, playing, fucking some casino game and dinging away, and it drives me bananas. In London, you can just throw right past them. So when I get on those moving walkways, I've gotten very assertive and very aggressive, which is hard for you to believe, Kelsey.

To the right, please. I do. I say passing, I'm passing you to your right, to your right. I'm on your left. I'm on your left. I'm just like, I'm sure. To the right please, I do. I say passing, I'm passing you to your right, to your right, I'm on your left, I'm on your left. I'm just like, I'm not tolerating this. If you want to stand on this machine, that is like peak laziness. I mean, it's absolutely peak laziness. There's no reason, because you're going to get on a plane

more than likely fly for two to three to four hours. Go ahead and just like burn those calories. Why everybody is so adverse to walking now. It just really is bizarre to me because from an evolutionary standpoint, we had to walk a lot. And now all of a sudden, everything is like, how can we walk less?

And I'm like, where did this come from that we're as a society trying to walk less? Drives me crazy? And I don't mind if you're walking less if you stand to the right. You can crawl. That's right. That is your deal. You want to be a lazy slob? That's fine. You know, you had a lot going on this day. You were in an uncomfortable shoe. Perhaps you have a shin splint. That's fine with me. Stay out of my way because I'm powering through because I've arrived late.

And I need to get to my gate. Yeah. And I need this small amount of cardio. I'm trying to make my steps. And I'm also going to get in line of coffee bean. And I need a full coffee before I get on this plane. And I did not. There's no order ahead at coffee bean. I agree. Okay.

Had it or hit it. Twitter. I hit it. I love it. Everyone, please go follow me at capi-i on Twitter. I have a new show coming out. You're going to Twitter vote. It's going to trend on Twitter. And have a new show coming out. You're gonna Twitter vote. It's gonna trend on Twitter,

and that's gonna save Twitter's the only social media platform that actually reports to the Nielsen television rating. So if you love your show, if you love jury duty or bird your tin or whatever you're watching and you want it to not get canceled, then you should definitely be tweeting about it. I like it. I didn't know all that.

While you're at it, tweet about, I've had it podcast. At least. all that while you're at it, tweet about I've had it podcast. Next, had it or hit it, get ready with me. I hit it because it's the easiest content to make and it does the best. And people really seem to love it, but you got to be telling good stories. You can't just be like doing the eyeliner. Like I like it as a thing of like, it's like get ready with me is what the blog was 10 years ago where you would like write a blog like my favorite, you know, household items are our trip to Arizona. I like it get ready with me. I mean, I would like to go live in a hut and throw my phone in the ocean and never come back to Hollywood at this moment. Right. Right. But I like it get ready with

me. And I want to say I would get ready with both of you. That's so nice. I've had it with Get Ready with me. I know. I just I know. No, but I appreciate I like your position on it. I think it's good. Okay. Um, gender reveal parties. Well, I hate babies. So nobody invites me to their gender reveal party. I don't hate babies. We do. I am a childless wonder.

And I I feel strongly that I reserve the right to decide if I enjoy your child. And I will decide, I will decide if I like them when they're five. And because that is when you have trained them and they have their personality is what it's gonna be. And I like, for me, listen, there's a couple exceptions

but the blobs, like I'm not into the blobs. I don't understand them. I'm not like excited when you like kind of smile. Like I kind of smile when I'm pooping too. Like I don't know that this is like a sign of us having a moment. I like little children that have the soul of an 84 year old. Right. And if you don't have that kind of child, I'm not interested in being a part of that. I feel you on that in Island. I'm gonna get canceled so hard saying that. It was a worst about babies.

We've asked babies all the time. I mean, episode one of our podcast is called Toddlers or Assholes. So I mean, you're welcome here. This is safe territory. But I think kids should be liked on a case to case basis. Anybody who says, oh, I love kids. It's kind of a red flag for me.

I mean, because there's a lot of asshole kids running around, acting like assholes whose parents think that behavior is adorable, and they were all supposed to think it's cute. Nobody really is doing anything about these kids. I mean, they're just getting all this power, they're little tyrants, and I've had it, Kelsey. Let me me tell you so I have a great story about kids. Oh yeah. That that kid that gets to do whatever they want. I had an intern once when I this was back when I was working at entertainment tonight. I met E now, but I had an intern and they were like, here's your intern. And I was like,

great. And I had to do an interview with flow writerider, the singer, I know, barely a singer, but a singer. And I was like, hey, whatever your name is in turn, I'm going to New York, I'm an interview flow writer. I need you to like put together a package of like, all of his records, how many hits he has, the career awards, like everything about him, so I can just figure out like where I'm going to go in this interview, like research, you know.

So I send them on their way. And six hours later, this girl comes back to my office and she goes, and I said, okay, what do we got? What do we got? Show me. She goes, it was just really hard because when you put flow writer into Google, it just comes up with a lot of stuff about Florida. No, no, shut up. And I was like, earth is not for you. Someone gave you trophies when they

shouldn't have. You were an 18 year old person about to graduate from high school or college or whatever. And like, someone has done you dirty. They told you you were great when you were not great. This is the most subpar brain shit I've ever seen in my life. And so that's what happens when you make people think that your child is cute and smart when it's just not. You're tapping into something. Yeah. I think it's not getting enough coverage. And I think you just fucking hit the nail on the coffin. getting enough coverage. And I think you just fucking hit the nail on the coffin. And that is people are doing their children dirty by telling them how great they are. Because then they go out into the real world and it comes crashing down on them and they find out they're mediocre

at best. More than likely below average. So then they go back home and their parents are like, oh my God, you're so great, little Billy, you're amazing, you're awesome. Then they go get a job and their boss is like, Billy, you fucking suck. Everything about you sucks, you're hair sucks, you're outfit sucks, the way you speak sucks, you send shitty emails, you're fired.

And then you find out all these people in their 20s are still living at home. And I probably would too, if my parents thought I was so spectacular all the time. My parents always gave me a pretty strong dose of reality. Yeah, my everything. I mean, my parents did not love me. No time for me. And I've never won anything and no one told me I was great.

And that's why I'm highly successful. I'm not successful on the internet. Like get ready with me. Style successful. Right. But like, you know, like a girl that has like a 401k, I call it sexy mature. Like I've got a 401k. I've got my shit together. I got a good skincare routine. I got four jobs. Right. I got a couple of wards. Like I'm in a nice shoe closet. I think I'm good. I think you're winner, Kelty. I mean, I would take your hustle and your depth over the get ready with me star any day because there's depth and I'm not interested in having friends that haven't been through some shit.

Right? Because I like friends that have depth and I think in order to have depth and in order to be a better person, you've kind of been through some shit and you're able to talk about it. Some people have gone through shit and they just sweep it under the rug and haven't grown

at all, and those are usually shitty friends. Last but not least, at home TikTok dancers. So I know you were a professional dancer, so you see like the husband and wife that have learned a dance and they're doing it together and they put it on TikTok. Had it or hit it?

You guys, I feel like you hate me so much. Okay. I also, I'm gonna, I know you're gonna had it with it. I, I'm gonna hit it. I don't like, well, here's the thing. Yes, I love dance. So I was really excited when tiktok was really a dancing platform. And I'm very cringey about that now because during the pandemic,

I did every dance there was, like alone in my living room on TikTok. And I'm like, wow, that's really embarrassing. Now when I look at it, but here's the thing. TikTok dances are very powerful. They are the get ready with me of television and elders. And so I just actually, I know I'm going to ask you guys to do this. I'm putting you on the spot. There's a TikTok Instagram dance for my show Superfan,

where you just have to put on a t-shirt of something you love, like it could be Diet Coke, it could be Gucci, it could be like Garth Brooks, whatever. And it's very easy and you do it and then you post it. And then hopefully the song, the theme song to the show, we'll go up the TikTok charts. And then hopefully that'll help the television show get another season. I'm an evil genius. I'm doing like, I'm

a little bit in the 90s. Do you remember when he had a song called Men in Black? Of course, it comes in the men in black. What the fuck is that song about? But it was for his movie. Right. It was like a whole 360. And so I'm trying to do the same thing. I'm promoting on all channels. So I'm really into the TikTok dances until this show either gets canceled or picked up for a season two. Which at that point, I will decide if I'm still going to do TikTok dances. Okay, spoiler alert for everybody. Love them. I love them. I I did too. This cold black heart of mine, when I see a husband and wife or like, you know, a couple of millennials or a couple of

jenzeers, just in their normal clothes in their house doing a little dance. I love it. I think it's darling. It warms my heart. I absolutely love it. Even assholes. Even assholes like me have moments of kindness. Kelti. Wow. I know. Kelti, I cannot thank you. And you are so fun. So much fun. Bye guys. Thank you. Thank you so much. I mean, I think it's kind of fun to envision what Melania's for you pages. Yeah. I mean, I when you you took mine though, when you said how to kill your husband, yeah, and not get caught. I mean, that I would have to think would be the top over and over and over.

You know, apparently when they lived in the White House, they didn't even share a bedroom. I've heard they don't add metal luck either. Yeah. But look at him. I mean, would you want to? No, I don't care how cutie is on his wallet. He's a dog. No.

And his mouth, I could even take the looks problem before I could take the mouth. I mean, if you duct taped his lips together, it's, ugh, it'd be just terrible. I feel sorry for. Listener, please send us a voice memo to Instagram at I've had it podcast. Tell us what you've had it with. Until we see you next Thursday.

Thanks, Pops. So much for always being so much fun and a bright ray of sunshine. We will see you next Tuesday. And right now I'm gonna deal with this content. I was gonna just say the same thing about you. I'm Delta work legendary Emmy award winning drag queen from RuPaul's Drag Race and the host of very Delta the world's premier luxury public access podcast and YouTube talk show where I look gorgeous, speak extemporaneously and invite fascinating guests to sit on the couch and get very delta. New episodes of very delta come out every Monday and you can find them by searching very delta wherever you get your podcasts or watch it on the Mom Podcast YouTube channel.