I've Had It - Listen Up Tight Tits with Deux Moi

Episode Date: September 21, 2023

The queen of celebrity news, @DeuxMoi, anonymously joins Jennifer and Pumps today for a hilarious and insightful sh*t-talking session. Deux has had with celebs that call the paparazzi on themselves and those that post annoying cryptic quotes on Instagram. Jennifer has had with airport bathroom abuse, Pumps calls out Jennifer over her lack of chivalry and Kiley preaches the benefits of staying dehydrated on purpose. Come see I've Had It live on the Hot Sh*t Tour! More info & tickets available at https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast Thank you to our sponsors: This episode is brought to you by SimpliSafe: Get a special 20% off any SimpliSafe system when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring. Visit SimpliSafe.com/HADIT - There’s no safe like SimpliSafe. JustThrive: Use promo code HADIT for 20% off A 90 day bottle of Just Thrive probiotic & A 90 day bottle of Just Calm at https://justthrivehealth.com/discount/HADIT HoneyLove: Get 20% OFF @honeylove by going to honeylove.com/HadIt #honeylovepod Draft Kings: Download the DraftKings Casino app NOW, sign up with promo code HADIT, and new customers get a deposit match up to ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS in casino credits when you deposit $5 or more! Only on DraftKings Casino with promo code HADIT. OSEA: Right now we have a special discount just for our listeners. Get 10% off your first order sitewide with code HADIT at OSEAMalibu.com Microdose: To learn more about macrodosing THC go to micro dose.com and use code HADIT to get free shipping & 30% off your first order. Subscribe to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/IveHadItPodcast Follow Us: I've Had It Podcast: @Ivehaditpodcast Jennifer Welch: @mizzwelch Angie "Pumps" Sullivan: @pumpspumpspumps Special Guest: @DeuxMoi

This episode is sponsored by SimplySafe. I've had it listeners can get a special 20% off any simply safe system when you sign up for fast protect monitoring. There's no safe, like SimplySafe. So we sped the store, the podcast. One, two, three. Nailed it. Excellent listener. Pumps are still struggling with her sore throat,

so you might hear some rattling and chomping, and that is her throat, Lossage. No, it's so gross. So that she can deliver the star quality stardom that our listeners have become accustomed to and tune in for. That's right. So there's that rattling of that lozange. I know, I'm sorry.

Your, uh, a, a, a lozange rattle or like an 80 year old woman. Yeah. You are older. What have you had it with Miss 80 year old woman? Okay, I'm so glad you asked. I'm good. Because I've had it with something you do. Oh, good. So let me paint this picture for you listener. Okay

You go out with somewhere with Jennifer She does not activate keyless entry She walks around her car. She gets in her car. She gets herself settled She puts her phone up and all the while you're standing waiting for her to unlock the car. Oh yeah. If it's 110 degrees, or minus 50 degrees, you're just waiting for, and sometimes she even forgets. Yeah, that's a dig. Then you have to like knock on the window. So I've had it with you not using keyless entry. Okay, here's the deal. I do use keyless entry. Never with me. I use keyless entry. Okay, here's the deal.

I do use keyless entry. Never with me. Let me finish. Okay. I use keyless entry, but it unlocks the driver door only as I approach. Is it push it twice? No, because it's in my purse. I don't even, it senses.

It's a sensor keyless. I know I have to push a button. But you know what I do when I have guests and passengers. I take that out of my purse Right, and I double click it. Well, I don't think there's any question that you're far more considerate And selfless and just a better driver and just a better hostess in your vehicle, right? Then I am so I mean we can Joe Estrada. You can let the permanent record reflect that pumps is a better hostess, car hostess than Jennifer.

Thank you. More cell plus, more empathetic, more star quality car, not only on the pod, but also in the car. But that is a huge dick over. Yeah. I do do that. I would have had it with me for that as well. Yeah.

Because Josh does the exact same thing to me and I have it when he does it. So I feel your pain and I'm going to tell you this. You're not going to change. I fucked around. I found out I'm going to be better. Oh. I'm going to put in, I'm going to put in, I'm going to make some mental notes when driving pumps.

I am going to full blown, le lezy open the door for you. Get you man. Like at the day. Fasten your seatbelt, close the door. I'm gonna do, I have on my smartphone, I can start my car in advance. Cool it down. Yeah, you won't even believe the about face

that's about to happen. Oh, I'm so ready for it. I'm gonna rectify a fucked up. I'm gonna rectify. Because that's how important you are to happen. Oh, I'm so ready for it. I'm gonna rectify. I fucked up. I'm gonna rectify. Because that's how important you are to me. Thank you. And the comfort of you being in my car and wanting to be with me is that it will be

at top priority for me personally to change this behavior because I love you. Oh, well, I love you too. Thank you. I'll look forward to our next outing. You're welcome, anything else? I can help you with today. That's it. That's it. You've just made all my dreams come true too. Thank you. I'll look forward to our next outing. You're welcome anything else. I can help you with today That's it. That's it. You've just made all my dreams come true already. Thank you for tuning in to I've had it

efficient problem solvers empathetic. You got a problem. I fucking fix that shit. That's right rectify rectify Thank you for bringing that to my attention. I will do better. You're welcome. Listener, this has been a master class on conflict, resolution skills, among friends. Okay. Thank you for coming to our TED Talk. Let me tell you what I've had it with. Okay. There's been a huge oversight on our part. Oh, huge oversight. We've discussed public restrooms. We've discussed airplane and airport culture. Right. Okay. We've beat that dead horse. I mean, that mother feckers had 25 unrials. We beat both instances so hard. Right. But we have been remiss, my friend, in discussing airplane bathroom etiquette. Oh, God. You killed her. I remember she's dead.

No, that's true. So let me unpack this for you. Let me paint the picture because everybody's going to be able to identify with this. When you live in a city like Oklahoma City, which isn't like a New York, Philly or Seattle, you have the smaller, what they call, regional jets that take you into your city. They're not big, you know. 747. No, no, they're little planes. And oftentimes these jets, smaller regional jets only have one potty in the very back of the air place. Yes. So that means that men use it, women use it, the pilots use it, the flight attendant use it. Everybody on that airplane uses that one hole. Right. And so

here's what I don't understand because I try to leave the airplane bathroom in a manner in which I would like to receive it. I agree. Okay. Oftentimes I get on this little tiny airplane bathroom, which is a petri dish of epic proportions. Yes. I mean, it is the breeding grounds of probably the very next 15 pandemics. Yes. reading grounds of probably the very next 15 pandemics.

For being bred right now in those airplane. And that would coven everybody thinks China did it again to you. It was a regional jet airplane bathroom. That after a great time. On its way to Oklahoma city. Yeah. So I walk in, you know, and you know how those airplane

sinks, you wash your hands and then the water stays in it and you have to self-drain. Yes. I'll walk in, much to my surprise. The sink is a goddamn mess. Nobody's drained it. That's happened to me. It's the worst. Nobody's drained it. Splash marks all over the place. Toilet seat, the lid is up. Yep. The seat is up. You can tell there's just a big ruckus going on, toilet paper strung all over the place, the paper towels aren't properly in there. So I have to first, before I can relieve myself, do the other person's work for this. I have to take their job over the finish line

before I can even start my job. You have to because you don't know. I gotta get, I gotta drain the sink. Yeah, wipe it down, wipe the countertop, wipe the lid, wipe the seat, get all the tissues in order, get everything in order, and then I can begin. No, I feel it. And then I do my thing, I wash my hands,

the sink's full, and then I have to do it all over again. And I leave the bathroom, the airplane bathroom, with the seat down. Agree. It's completely down, nobody's gonna walk in and see that hole on my watch. No, nobody's going to see a sink full of water on my watch. Nobody's going to see the hand towels half in, half out on my watch.

It takes all the five seconds. Just go ahead and take your hand and push those in there neatly. Everybody is just horrible on these airplane bathrooms. And I have fucking had it the trash like people had stuff You know it all you have to do is like push it back a little bit and it drops in a hole a half-in-half out A half-in-a-half out. I'm just like it's not that hard. I'd forgotten about that one. Just push it all the way Totally forgot about the half-ass thrower awayers. I can't stand it. Take it over the fucking finish line. And here's the situation listener.

You know when you're waiting in line, who comes out? Yes. And then more than likely, you're gonna pass them. Right. And you're gonna see them. So people know, whereas a public restroom, you have no idea what monster left it in disarray. Right, you can't pick what monster left it in disarray. Right.

You can't pick it out of a crowd. But you're stuck. 20,000 plus feet. With that person. Above the earth, and you know who it is. Yeah. And so I want to talk about remedies. I don't know what the remedy is, other than like the flight attendant taking a peek

at the baby before they'll let you out. I don't want to put that burden on the flight attendant. I want to go a little bit more. I'm wanting to go a little bit more. I'm wanting to go a little bit sassier here. I'm not wanting to snitch. I'm not, you like to go to the flight attendants and snitch. And I want to go for the permanent record. I'm not a snitch.

Pumps is the snitch. I'm kind of thinking something like this. Okay, I go out. I clean the person's mess. I take care of my business. So then I'm thinking, okay, I waited on, let clean the person's mess. I take care of my business. So then I'm thinking, okay, I waited on, let's say her name is Debbie. Now, I waited on Debbie. She leaves it in complete disarray.

And as I'm walking back down the aisle, I could evil eye Debbie and go Debbie, just out of curiosity. Is your home bathroom that messy? Because I went in after you. And it was a God damn shit show. It was a pigstie of epic proportions. And I'm certain that COVID-2023 is breeding in there. What do you have to say for yourself? Or you can just like open the door up and go, hey fat ass that just left the bathroom. Come clean up your shit. There we go. I mean, that's what happens. This what happens when you fly a lot.

You know, see, the thing is listener, I would never confront Debbie, but I love a fantasy ashto. I love a fantasy ashto. I love to chew people out my mind. A fantasy ashto where you just ripped somebody up and down in your mind? It's so satisfying. And I thought, you know, this is a place where we can fantasy ashtoe together.

Yes. I know. I'm a huge believer in fantasy ashtoe. Fantasy ashtoe are so satisfying. Kylie, do you fantasy ashtoe? Of course. Oh yeah. Like out loud in the car, out loud in the shower.

Right, you know. Do you ever do it to us? No, never. I'm blind. Our 28 year old mom would never do that to us. I don't know. Welcome to I've had it where fantasy ash shoes are welcome, supported, nurtured, hugged,

and petted on. I'm Jennifer. I'm Angie. She's the star. First off, I want to say, I have never in my whole life been in an airplane bathroom. What? I've avoided it. I stay dehydrated on purpose. I can go four hours, five hours. I'm not like never step foot in airplane bathroom. That's impressive. Thank you. I want to explore. I like this. Thank you. I want to explore, I like this, staying dehydrated on purpose when traveling.

Yeah. And all the time for me. All that. All that. I like it. This is a huge reaction, I think, to the big water bottle community people that we bash about all the time, you and me. I'm the opposite.

Yeah, you're definitely the opposite. Yeah. I love it. Dehyd'm the opposite. Yeah, you're definitely opposite. Yeah. I love it. Dehydration by design. Yeah. Fuck you hydrated people. She's getting dehydrated on purpose. The opposite of thirst trapping. Yeah. The opposite of thirsty. Yeah. Listen up, listener. We're going to teach you a lot of life skills here. That's a good one. A lot. Clean that fucking airplane bathroom. Yeah. And by God to avoid it all together dehydrate yourself entirely. We are talking Sahara Desert dehydration, put it in the permanent record, we support it. We're gonna have to put a health disclaimer after this. Yeah, no shit. Oh, you don't, you know, people. That is so dangerous. I'm so

worried about Kylie's kidneys and it's just gonna be the comments It's just like quit taking necessarily people. All right. Do you want to hear something on social? Yes, yeah So we posted a video ragging on America Instagram mom culture. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we got a comment from dirty D She said sorry you're 173 years old and you've forgotten what being a new mother is like and the internet didn't exist in the year 18 AD. You know what's so good about these comments? Is you immediately know that she posted a video saying thank you little mckayley lu jasmine yes cherry pot all spelled fucked up for picking me to be your mother

for choosing me you 1000% know like is she just identified herself dirty d we know that you are trying to skirt raw dogging she's a raw dog skirter know that you are trying to skirt raw dogging. She's a raw dog skirter. It's a raw dog skirter. And I want to make a list of those people who are the raw dog skirters because we know you raw-dogged dirty D. I've had clients that in paternity cases where they're like, I'm not the dad. Like, we did not have sex. I'm like, okay, well, the test will tell us. And then turns out he is the dad. It's like, well, you were raw doggy. You were a doggy because that just can't happen. Dirty D, you know what? Dirty D was probably doing some reverse cowgirl pegging shit

because she got especially triggered by that video. So we know that it was I mean a porn level performance that she conceived Mackenzie Lou. We know it immediately dirty. We know what you did And we support it. Go for it. Sorry that you don't thank you for that Kylie. Okay, so our guest today. Okay So this is something that you know that show gossip girl. Okay, so our guest today. Okay. So this is something that you know that show gossip girl. Yeah. So like the thing of it is like somebody is sending all this gossip out, right? There's a real life gossip girl on the internet. Really? Yes. What is she gossip about? Celebrity shit. Okay. And like so people send her photographs of like, maybe here's Tom Brady and Kim Kardashian.

Okay. And they're at some party where they send it and then she releases it, okay. And she has like two million followers. Wow. So we're gonna get to the bottom of all this. I have a lot of questions. Yeah, I've never heard of such a thing. Her name is

Do Moa. Do Moa. Do Moa. I have two big accent to say it again, pumps. Do Moa. Do Moa. Good job. Okay, without further ado. I can help myself. I was so teed up. We just cracked our shoes up. Oh my god, no wonder you guys like this podcast. We're fucking hilarious. Oh my god, let's get juah wah.

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Visit justthrivehealth.com and use promo code had it. That's just thrive health dot com and be sure to use the promo code had it. Welcome. Do you want to I've had it? How are you? I'm so good. Thank you for having me. I'm a little bit like fan girling right now. I'm not gonna lie. I love this clandestine meeting where you do. I feel like we're kind of naughty. Okay, so here's what we're going to do before we get into our brand of just world-class shit talking. Okay. Pops has been on Instagram less than one calendar year. Okay, so she doesn't know, as we say, in Oklahoma, come here from SICKUM on the internet. Okay. So I want you to explain to her and to our listener all about this

DUMWA account and what it is and what you do and why we are meeting on such clandestine terms. Okay. Well, it's an Instagram account that started during quarantine. The account grew very quickly. I would say by the end of the year, you know, it had probably almost half a million followers, maybe almost a million, just by word of mouth. And people were submitting everything, any type of gossip, any type of encounter, any type of intel they had about celebrities. And I will say like in the beginning, it was a little bit like wild, wild west on my account,

like I was posting everything. Okay, before we get into what you've had it with, I want to, so I can better understand this. Let's say that Kylie our producer messaged do more a note that or a DM that was like I think Jen and Pumps are full blown lesbians. I think Jen is cheating on Josh. I'm 100% sure they're faking and then send a picture of like me and pumps hugging. Do you immediately post or is there any vetting? Well, it's a great one. Okay, this is, I mean, I would not care, but I mean, you know, for our listeners, it would be quite the tea. No, yeah. So, um so in this specific instance that you're giving I would not post because I don't Talk about people's sexuality. So unless you guys both were like hey, we're bisexual or we're lesbians Right, I would not post it but but if you guys had

Spoke about liking women or being with women in the past on your podcast then yeah, maybe I would maybe I would have Extensively about maybe they want me to become come a lesbian extensively pump. Okay, then. Pumps. It had one erotic dream her entire life and it was with a female basketball player. We've talked about this multiple times. I don't want to be labor it, but I just think it's very compelling. Do it. What have you had it with? So I made all my I've had had its celebrity focus. Okay. And since that's what I have to deal with on a daily basis. And the first one, it, I that I've had it with like up to my ears, I can't stand it when celebrities post cryptic quotes on their Instagram stories. And then all the fans start freaking out.

What does this mean? What is this about? Are they breaking up? Like who are they talking about? I can't stand it. No, I agree. It's like you want attention, so you throw it out there,

but you want to be a secret so everybody will ask. And this is epidemic from celebrity all the way down to your fucked up neighbor Becky. You know, who does this grandstanding secretors. Grandstanding secretors. They are the great. So when you have celebrities that are doing this and they're posting something cryptic, like that they're going to have a stage five meltdown, which we're all chomping at the

bit, getting our needles ready to inject it right into the veins. And then it ends up being a netherburger most of the time. Or you just never find out what it's about. Like my favorite ones are when they post about betrayal. Right? I'm like a quote about like someone betraying them and everyone starts messaging me like, dude, what is this about?

Dude, that's what people call me. Since I'm anonymous, they call me dude for DeWa. What is this about? What are they talking about? And I'm like, I don't fucking, can I curse? Yes. Oh yes. So I don't fucking know. I have no fucking idea what What are they talking about? And I'm like, I don't fucking can I curse? Yes. Oh, yes. I don't fucking know. I have no fucking idea what they're fucking talking about. It happens all the time. I can't stand it. Either just say what you want to say or don't post it

because you know what you're doing. A great thing. Especially with this celebrity. They absolutely know everyone's going to freak out. I'll tell you what I've had it with on that particular subject, is when people, like, we're getting into wars, then they do a little grandstanding, and then they're like, but we want privacy. Oh my God, yes, that's my next one. Oh, that's my next one.

Yes, Lebs that post all about their relationship, through out the relationship, and then when they break up, they're like, can you please respect our privacy? Right, like, you blew that a long time ago. My favorite is when it's like a reality, like we were on a reality show several years ago. And so when you sign up to do that, you're signing up to put it out there.

It's not like you're an actor that has this skill that you're honing. And then you go back into your hole and live this private life and go to environmental marches and all this stuff in your spare time and third world countries. I mean, when you sign out to be on a reality show, you're fucking out there. And it's just unbelievable when the wedding was on TV, the engagement was on TV, the gender reveal was on TV, all this shit's on TV.

And then there's this huge scandalous break up and it's like, please respect our privacy. I'm like, yeah, are you fucking serious? Nothing about you is private. Right. Exactly. Like, we're, we're, we're body in here. We're all chips in on this thing. Take it over the finish line.

Yeah, we all think we're part of the relationship. Exactly. Exactly. No, 100% especially with fans who have like no boundaries like when it comes to celebrities. Right. So speaking of you guys being on a reality show, can I ask you a question? Yes. What do you think of, and I don't know if you've spoken on this, um, Bethany Frankl's crusade to corral all the X reality stars to speak up on shooting conditions.

Yeah, I don't...here's the thing about us. Like we were on a reality show, and we were on Bravo. Bravo was very good to us. Evolution, who shoots the Vanderpump rules show, shoots Beverly Hills, Housewives, OC, Housewives. That was the same production company that shot our show. They were so nice to us. You know what is going on?

They have all these like labor laws where they have to take breaks and you can't film too long, even in Oklahoma where like nobody respects any sort of anything like that. Right. You know, just some hippie liberal shit. You're taking a lunch break.

So we had a really good experience, but we don't, I don't really follow reality TV. I don't watch reality TV. Like I need to watch fucked up religious culture to make me feel normal and like a really good person. So I don't watch much of it. I've seen some of that, but my thing from what you just said, my thing on that is if you don't want to be exploited,

don't sign up to be on a reality TV show. It's, it's's it's simple. It's not that big of a jump to see that reality stars get exploited and they're trying to get those gacha moments. I mean, but another thing is we didn't drink. We didn't get like drunk and say stupid shit. So that's I think probably why it's I mean when somebody's drunk and throwing a fit, that's, I think, probably why it's, I mean, when somebody's drunk and throwing a fit, that's perfect for reality television. Totally. So we didn't have, like, conflicts with them about stuff like that.

We knew when we signed the contracts, like, do not drink while the cameras are at. Right. We always stop. Give us some scoop on that. What is her question? What's the deal? Yeah. I mean, I don't know.

There's a headline comes out about it every day. She just decided to, to like form a union of reality stars and I think it was inspired by the stride. Writer stroke, right? By the writer's strike, but I think it's good. What you guys said about evolution because you know like they they produce all of those shows that you named. And I'm sure those are hot buttons for a Lebanese case, all the reality, all the housewife reality shows.

Right. The breakup between the message of all thing and that whole thing. But I mean, I look at that and think that behavior could have been avoided entirely. Right. Don't fuck your best friends. Boy, for sure. Right. Yeah, I mean, here's the thing, like, like one thing that we recently talked about on our Patreon, we have like a documentary club, is that the Dougers, the shiny, happy people, the Dougers documentary, which Pumps and I like

injected into our veins, couldn't get enough of it, because they're so fucked up. And so the TLC filmed that. And they basically paid Jim Bob, the fucked up dad had all these kids. And some of the kids were over 18. And they didn't like advise them, you need to get, this is your money.

They didn't give the check in the kid's name. And so that is a level where I would be totally like, that network completely exploited these kids that were raised in a cult abused religious nuts. So full nine but like white privileged people that have made a lot of many off of reality TV like I don't know. I mean sometimes I'm just like there's a bite the hand that feeds you type thing and also it's the easiest thing on the planet. Don't drink on TV. Don't be on TV. I mean, sometimes I'm just like, there's a bite the hand that feeds you type thing. And also it's the easiest thing on the planet. Don't drink on TV.

Don't be on TV. I mean, there's a million other things you can do. So it's hard for me to have empathy for that. Can I ask another question? I don't know if you want to answer it, but did the production company ever encourage drinking? Never. I think that's important to hear from you guys because I'm sure that that's going to be one of the

sticking points. Well, I mean, I, I did watch the old New York Housewives religiously and I can tell you the best content was when they were all right. And I don't listen, I don't think production needed to encourage those ladies. Right. Right. And I don't listen. I don't think production needed to encourage those ladies. Right. For me, but I'm saying like with with other shows, maybe the bachelor or the bachelor ad. I don't watch that show. But, uh, I'm sure on that. So, down. I think that there is a level in the industry of getting really young people early adult head where they probably get completely snockered. They're fucking, you know, whoever the bachelor is or whatever, you know, whoever the bachelor is or whatever,

you know, which that's a whole weird thing anyway, where you're dating like 20 people at the same time. But again, do I go back to you are putting yourself into that, right? It's it is this is not a marginalized group of people. This is a voluntary action that you're doing to receive money. And there, so I mean, in the instance of the Duggers, I feel like the kids, those girls, I feel like they were exploited by the network.

Maybe some of these, you know, 2021, 22 year old girls that just want to be on TV because I was such a moron in my early 20s. Oh my gosh. The worst thing that could have happened to me would have been on a show like that. For sure. I mean, the fucking train wreck.

Yeah. No, it would have been bad. OK, so let's talk about the paparazzi. We live in Oklahoma City. And as you can imagine, we're decking paparazzi left tomorrow. I was like, I don't even know if they have that. That's a joke. We don't have it at all.

And so obviously in LA and in New York, when you see like somebody walking down the street that has been a tip or the paparazzi has accidentally found them. I think it depends who it is. I've had paparazzi on my podcast. So I've talked extensively about this with them. on my podcast, so I've talked extensively about this with them. They swear that I would say 90% of the images we see are natural.

So they have the celebrities have not called the paparazzi. That being said, yes, I think if you see certain celebrities walking down a random street and not an A-list celebrity like we'll say like maybe B or C-list celebrity that yes the paparazzi could have definitely called them or if coming out of a restaurant coming out of a popular restaurant they the paparazzi most likely have been tipped off depending on who this celebrity is. But I do think it happens a lot less than people think people don't want to believe it. They want to believe that celebrities have these paparazzi on speed dial. Right. And are tipping them off

on every move they make. But I will say the thing that I said I've had it with are the people who complain about the paparazzi. And then they're the ones who call. Pop-Rotsies. I think also does happen. Yeah, I think that, I don't want to name names, but I think that that does happen a lot. So they do that as cover. Like they've called the paparazzi like, hey, I'm leaving carbon in New York at 9 p.m. And the paparazzi is like, okay.

And then like three days later, like the paparazzi's invading my privacy. Yes, or yeah, or you know, they'll call them when they need them, like maybe they're promoting a movie and they want, you know, their image and, you know, their likeness to be out there. So maybe they'll call them then. But if they're around a time, they don't want them around. Then it's like, oh, like I feel like I don't, I can't say this for sure. But I feel like I let's name one person. I feel like JLo could potentially be on that list in JLo's very long career. She has been known to call the paparazzi on herself.

I'm sure. I'm going to have to think. Okay. Let me let me propose this combining a lot of your had is do you think celebrities use the paparazzi to send cryptic messages? IE, I'm leaving Carbonne and I don't have on my wedding ring and I happen to have my hand up over my eye to block the flash bulbs. Yes, absolutely. And this goes back to them, you know, posting the cryptic messages.

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Okay. So we're going to list some things if you've had it with it and if you like it, then you'll tell us you'll hit it. Oh my God. Welcome to had it or hit it. I would hit it. I would have had it. I hit it every day sometimes twice a day.

Okay. Had it or hit it, ranch dressing. Oh, I fucking had it with ranch dressing. And everyone with the big tubs of ranch dressing, like showing their meals and dipping everything under the fucking sun and a tub of ranch, it makes me gag. Like I literally gag. When did this happen with ranch dressing? Like that I want to know.

We're from the South and I have to say we're both offenders. Bad. I mean, like, and I can buy into your argument. I wish I could be that cynical about it. Do I envy that cynicism regarding ranch because you're right. It's disgusting. It's vomit worthy. But I do it.

I did my pizza in it and I can't get enough of it. Yeah, I did too. Well, let me ask you, when did you start dipping your pizza in my stress? As a child. No, see, I remember exactly when I started putting rage dressing on everything is when we were in college.

And I lived in a sorority house and the food wasn't great. So I've been doing it for 30 years, ranch on everything. So you two might be the pioneers. Fucking crazy that I see all over my TikTok. You know, the people on Instagram that hate us love to come for a beat old, fucking ladies are 172 years old.

So that is like so on brand with our haters to call us pioneers. I love that. Now, now when they call us old, we'll just say we're pioneers. We're fucking pioneers. Bitch, pack down. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Listen up, tight ass. Listen up, tight tits. We're pioneers. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

Had it or hit it, spam calls. Had it. I don't even answer. I rarely answer my phone when it rings with someone I know. So I'm not about to pick up a number or spam that I don't know. But you know, there's a great app. It's called Mr. Number and it'll tell you spam or potential spam and then you just block it.

See, they can do a spam or an identified, but then they just keep calling or they leave messages. I block them, I block them. I just say no, no no, this isn't happening. Yeah. I block them or I just don't answer. Okay. Had it or hit it, shit talking. I mean, hit it. I can't, I can't say I shit talk all day long. I mean, I do it for a living totally. I talk on celebrities literally all day long if you really want to like, you know, the sanctimonious people that act like they don't shit talk or shit talk us for shit talking. I've had it with like your response to shit talking

can't be shit talking and then you're like some pure anti shit talker. Right, you're above it. If you shit talk the shit talkers, you're a shit talker. Right. I love that. That's what I'm going to say to all the trolls that comment on my posts. Or you know what else I've had it with, people that comment on a post like, who cares?

Who cares? Like, clearly you do. You care enough to fucking comment. So it's like, why are you wasting your time? Who cares? Or do you realize like all you do is talk about other people? Like you're following my count. You're like, you listen to me talking about other people.

Like you know what I mean? Let's just go to the default setting of why do you have a phone? You have heard so bad heard about all this shit, eliminate your phone. Right. Don't get on the internet. Exactly. Okay. Had it or hit it, eliminate your phone. Right. Don't get on the internet. Exactly. Okay.

Had it or hit it, astrological signs? I'm gonna say I'm in the middle. I do, I'll hit it, but I've also had it with people taking it too far. I agree. We're like, you know, their daily activities will like revolve around whatever moon or sun or thing is happening in their charts. So I'm in the middle.

Can I be in the middle? I'm in the middle. I'm in the middle, but the one thing I've had it with up to my fucking eyeballs are all of the morons that think their life is falling apart during Mercury and Retrograde. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. science, wherein early, you know, people that studied all of this, the study the skies, where everything was earth-based. The universe, the earth was the center of the universe. And basically, because mercury is so close to the sun, it looks like it goes backwards, but it doesn't. It's an optical illusion. Nothing fucking changes. And there are 95,000 bitches on Instagram.

I'm like, God, I forgot to feed my dog because mercury000 bitches on Instagram. I'm like, God, I tell I forgot to feed my dog because Mercury's in retrograde and you're like, you forgot to feed your dog because you're a basket case. The planet Mercury has nothing to do with this. Egregious bad pet ownership on your part. I've had it. I want it noted forever. I mean every time if you ever see the Mercury and Retrograde screenshot and send it to me because I'm gonna keep a list. Are you saying, are you saying the retrograde is fake news? That's what you basically just said kind of it doesn't happen. It's it's an optical illusion. It looks like and so are the

astrological signs all of that was studied before modern science. So they're all based on everything from what they see, how these things move in conjunction with earth. Now we know the sun is the center of our solar system, and then there's this big giant universe. So all of it is very dated junk science. Mercury goes around the sun, and it looks like, because it goes really fast, much, it doesn't take as long for it to go around. It's an optical and it looks like because it goes really fast,

it doesn't take as long for it to go around. It's an optical illusion that looks like it goes backwards, but it doesn't. It's a jet stream of bullshit. I do love my horse scout, every now and then, though. Yeah. Have you ever acted like you had a meltdown because of Mercury and retrograde? Tell the truth. Absolutely fucking not. Oh shit. No, absolutely not.

I want to know why you know so much about like the science of Mercury. She's a voracious reader. She reads every single book. She should have been a research scientist because she reads all the shit. And she's really smart. I'm kind of nerdy.

I don't really, you know, we talk about, but such shallow and vapid things, but like I love Neil deGrasse Tyson. He's one of my favorite follows. If you looked at my TikTok algorithm, it's like anti-Trump shit, atheist shit, science shit, French bulldog, tennis and pickleball.

Like I don't even get into the whole celebrity algorithm because I'm so busy with all this other shit. And I think it's juicy. Like back in the day when we grew up, when I would go onto an airplane before there was like Facebook and Instagram and all of this stuff, I mean, my favorite thing to do was to buy a people magazine and S weekly in an end touch.

And I would go through every single one of them on the airplane. But now those are so obsolete because I kind of get, you know, alerts all day, what's going on in a Britney Spears, you see it, it's just kind of ambient noise now. Celebrity celebrity gossip is just kind of like ambient noise. Well, you can main stream it too. Yeah, to do website and get all the way back. Exactly. I can go take it off that. Thank you, pumps. Thank you, pumps. Okay, hold on.

I do have one question for you. Are hearing making getting a divorce? Or is that bullshit? Bullshit. Okay. That's what I thought. I have a very reliable source who says all of that chatter about them getting a divorce moving was not true.

Okay. It just pops up on my feet all the time. See, I didn't heard that. Okay. Here's your last, had it or hit it on my feet all the time. See, I hadn't heard that. Okay, here's your last, how did her hit it? How did her hit it? Bone broth. Oh gosh.

Okay, I like bone broth. It really is a very useful thing if you are feeling under the weather. So I'll hit it. I'll hit bone broth. Hit it. Okay I'll hit it. I'll hit bone broth. Hit it. Okay. I like it. I'm neutral. I don't know. You know, this is not a hill. I'm going to die on. Or am I going to be like, oh my god, it cannot wait if I can get some bone broth and check that shit into my veins. I love it so much. I'm neutral.

I'm bone broth, but I've just heard a lot about it lately. I hear about it all the time. I'm like bone broth is really made of comeback, it's like Brussels sprouts five years ago. Yeah, I mean, yeah, and then kale. Totally made of comeback. Yeah, it's amazing how foods make these major comebacks. You know, because I've known about bone broth forever, but it's totally having a Renaissance period right now. And so I was wondering what your thoughts were on it.

Yeah, I like it. Honestly, like, if you're not feeling well, it really, it really does make you feel better. I think it's up after this. You need some. Yeah, you do want. Thank you so much for telling us what you've had it with. And I think that celebrity gossip is kind of fun to dabble in. Everybody who says they down is a liar. Everybody traffic sin into bit. It's you can't not. Yeah, you can't help but do it. Thank Thank you ladies. Thank you for having me. It's been so much fun. I'm a huge fan. Oh, well, we cannot wait to be on your podcast. It was so fun to have you.

Bye. I love that she seems so normal. Totally. I was figuring like hipster. No, she's like, like totally like, I could have talked to her all... All day. Yes, leaptor, sense of humor. Loved it. Smart. And I just think the thing about celebrity gossip is everybody kind of dabbles in it to some extent like if you're into football Then you kind of end up googling what's going on with the football players, right? It's just People are interested in other people. They are yeah, especially if you're a celebrity. I she's cool I like it. I like I followed her on Instagram because I thought I want to be more hippin' in the

know. Yeah, I need to do that. I'm gonna know shit. You're gonna know shit. I'm gonna know shit. Not about Mercury and retrograde. No, I don't want to know anything about that, but also, I am gonna be the whistleblower to DuPois.

Should you come out of the closet, I will be the source. Excellent. I will be the source, and I'll tell her that she can cite me. I'm like, you can personally attach me to it. We can do a collab, Peps. Exactly. Listener, thank you so much for tuning in. Check out our hot shit tour at a city near you.

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