I've Had It - Little Dick David

Episode Date: March 30, 2023

On this week's extra special episode, Jennifer and Pumps tell Florida to leave the Statue of David and his micro-penis alone. They also listen to some "I've Had It" submissions from our followers and ...discuss a very titillating dream from our hottest host. This episode is so good, you will *literally* die. Subscribe to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/IveHadItPodcast Follow Us: I've Had It Podcast: @Ivehaditpodcast Jennifer Welch: @mizzwelch Angie "Pumps" Sullivan: @pumpspumpspumps

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Starting point is 00:00:00 So we're supposed to start the podcast. Welcome to I've Had It. Thank you, Jenny. Tell the listener about our exciting news. Listener, we are now available on Patreon where you can subscribe to hear all sorts of bonus content, blooper reels, dramatic readings of hate comments. And you can follow along in Pumps' journey. And if we get one million, one million subscribers, Pumps will take off her clothes and balance a wire hanger on her nipple. I didn't say a take off all my clothes. I would take my top off. I
Starting point is 00:00:49 wouldn't have my vision out. Let me clarify, listen. Okay. She will go topless and balance a wire hanger on the second dragon's are the second dragons to we gotta her we gotta get no right now we could do it. But I'm just saying like a year for now, I may not be able to do my hangar trick time is of that right get on there follow us on patreon Welcome to this special Edition of I've had it. I want to start off with a Positive comment that we received on YouTube. Okay, That I would like to share with you and the listener and Kylie Ann Richard.
Starting point is 00:01:28 Excellent. Lay it on me. Okay, sin posted. I literally binge your podcast and now I'm binging your YouTube. I love Jen's honesty, hottest hell, and I love her laugh genuine. Pumps, I love your honesty. Hotter than gin, by the way. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Starting point is 00:01:48 Sorry, gin. And you are so loyal and honest. You guys make my week. That's so nice. That is so nice. So without further ado, I'd like to introduce myself. I am gin in the star of our show.
Starting point is 00:02:04 Hotter than hot., hotter than me. Pumps. All I'm going to say is you can just refer to me from here on out as the hot one, the hotter one. What about the hot star? The hot star. H.S. The hot star of our show pumps. That is funny. I will have to say, I know we love reading the mean comments, but the reviews have been so kind and gracious. I mean, really nice.
Starting point is 00:02:36 I love our little tribe we've got going. I wanted to read something positive and I always love because our friendship is such that I love when somebody like Really is overly effusive towards you say that you're the star of the show or that you're hotter I get the biggest kick out of it because I feel that way about you Oh, so I share with them in their praise of you, but I don't want to get too entirely positive We don't want to get too sappy around here.
Starting point is 00:03:06 That's not what people come for. That's not what this brand is. That's right. But we do love each other, and pumps is a star, and a hot one at that. And hotter than gin, just so everybody knows. Before we get any further, I want to share a story that I read in the news this morning,
Starting point is 00:03:19 because you know every morning, I'm a voracious reader of the news. Yes. And there is a school principal in Tallahassee, Florida, that was forced to resign after parents started complaining because in an art history class, she showed them and taught them about Michelangelo's David. Oh, because it's David's naked.
Starting point is 00:03:45 Right, right, but it's David. Oh, cause it's David's naked. Right, right, but it's David. So these parents think that it is pornographic. Oh, for fuck's sake. And I mean, really Florida just needs to be annexed off the planet. I have seen David in person. I have too. In Florence. And it is so impressive and so incredible.
Starting point is 00:04:08 I absolutely like when I remember when I went to see it and they made this dome that kind of goes over him at the museum that he's in and I was like, wow. Yeah. I mean, David is very impressive. And it really chaps my hide how prude Americans are about nudity. It's so fucking stupid. It's so stupid, it's so close-minded. Nobody looks at David and says sexual, although I do have to say just as a little backbone
Starting point is 00:04:36 of what you just said. So when we went to see when I was backpacking here with my girlfriend, we went to CM, and we were both like amazing great. He kind of had a small penis for how big the rest of him was. Didn't you think? Total small penis. So that makes me think Michael Angelou had a small penis. No, I researched this. Oh, you did. Yes. Back 2500 years ago, an ancient Greek or an ancient Roman, small penises were more sought after. Then the large penises, yes, because a sound Greek or Roman, they valued intellect.
Starting point is 00:05:13 And they felt like a large penis detracted from that. So kind of like, if your penis is smaller, your brain's bigger, and you're smaller than this? Kind of. Yes. And so that's, it's not just David that has a small penis. A lot of ancient Greek and ancient Roman statues have smaller penises, but we're digressing here. Right. Because listen, I mean, we're in the age, the modern age, where size does matter.
Starting point is 00:05:41 And I do think David could have a larger penis. I did too. I think it just proportionately. I thought God, great ass. Great ass. Great ass. Great ass. Here we are sexualizing. So we're kind of falling into the net job for it. No, I wasn't.
Starting point is 00:05:53 No, I was, I'm not sexualized. I wasn't sexualizing him. I thought God, what a beautiful, right specimen. I didn't want to jump his bones, but I was a little bit discouraged by the size of his penis. Right. And I just think that whole thing. But I want to talk about that these parents think that their children seeing a piece of art like that that somehow that's pornographic. I think that is so crazy and so fucking nuts.
Starting point is 00:06:26 It's crazy nuts that they think that there's something pornographic about that and they would not want them to learn about one of the greatest sculptors that has ever lived or walked the earth. So it makes me wonder what these parents are thinking. A, is so pornographic about David. And B, are you aware that there is a thing called the world-wide web?
Starting point is 00:06:48 That's what I'm just gonna say. This poor woman had a resign for teaching about Michelangelo's David. I mean, like an amazing piece of art despite his teeny weenie. His teeny weenie. You know, teeny we weeny on David. Could it go a little bit good?
Starting point is 00:07:06 I have had it with that, with the censorship of art. It's just, it really, it's so depressing to think, okay, it's 20, 23. And you've got some Yahoo's that are wound up like cheap clocks over Michael Angelo's David. Right, it makes no sense. It's like that's where you're putting your time. You're gonna fight Michael Angelo's David. Right, it makes no sense. It's like that's where you're putting your time. You're gonna fight Michael Angelo's David.
Starting point is 00:07:29 That's what you wanna spend your free time on. Meanwhile, parents of Tallahassee, I guarantee you, your kids are beaten off to ask fucking on you too. 100%. Probably the husband too. That's probably why she's so mad about it. Totally.
Starting point is 00:07:43 He's probably out with all the girls too. Totally art kind of thing. You know, it's just it's bananas. It it really I thought, good God, they must look over. The Italians must read this and think, they're so stupid. What a bunch of idiots that cannot appreciate art. See, my thing with art is, I know you have to like it, and now you have to go to the museums when you're in Europe all that But like if you said would your other go to a soft women softball game or The Louvre it's not even a close call for me see I mean so I'm I'm part of the problem and then I appreciate art for what it Like what it gives people that like art or smarter blah blah blah you have to have it. It's culture But in terms of like if I'm gonna spend my day somewhere I mean I probably
Starting point is 00:08:30 could do the leave in 45 minutes, hit the highlights, I'm out. I think most lesbians would probably choose to go to the women's softball game. What don't you Kylie? I think you're more lesbian than I am. I do. I think you're more lesbian than I am. I do. I think you're more of a lesbian than Kylie, who's in a relationship with a woman. I know.
Starting point is 00:08:49 I'm not very cultured. That's just not my thing. I can't believe we're friends. I know, but it's amazing. Because we really have like our, the things that we like to do in our spare time are so different. Right.
Starting point is 00:09:02 Like, you love to shop. I hate to shop. I would rather do anything on the planet. I'd rather go to the Louvre than shopping. I think art is so compelling and so fantastic. It needs to be protected. There's nothing wrong with nudity. Nothing.
Starting point is 00:09:18 Especially in art. And I bet you those kids are pissies. 100%. Nobody likes a pissie. And I just feel sorry for the kids, really, because I'm for Kylie. I know, I know. I know.
Starting point is 00:09:29 I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know.
Starting point is 00:09:37 I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I art. I agree. And even though I'm not a connoisseur of art,
Starting point is 00:09:45 I agree with you 100%. Thank you. I mean, I'm behind it. I'll march for it. I'll do all that. I just don't want to have to really look at it. You want to go to the women's softball? 100%.
Starting point is 00:09:55 Kylie, do you watch women's softball? No. See, you are gayer than Kylie. I am. I did play at one point. See, when I was younger. Yeah. Is this the time for me to tell about my lesbian dream
Starting point is 00:10:05 that I had? It's a great opportunity. Let's hear it. Listen or hang on, just one second. Parental discretion advised. We don't want those parents in telehousing. Telehousing to come after us. It comes proceed.
Starting point is 00:10:18 Okay, so back in the day when OU Women's Basketball was really, really, really good. I was on vacation with a girlfriend. I took an ambient which I don't normally take. And I had a full on dream sex stream about one of the players. Like it was a full lesbian dream. Were you aroused? Yes.
Starting point is 00:10:41 Like I woke up? Yes. Listen, listener. I mean, there is a strong case. There is time for you yet. Kylie always tells me there's still time. There is time for you. Yeah. Because I mean, you know, you don't really are not interested in dating men right now. I'm not interested in dating women either. All right. Well, thank you so much for sharing your lesbian dream with a listener and with me. Yeah. I mean, my whole point is that's the only dream that I was like sexually roused at.
Starting point is 00:11:09 It was with a woman. So you've never had a what dream with a man? No. I obviously I have many. Yeah. With that bus or that tennis player. Tennis players. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Well, maybe I am a lesbian. I just don't know it yet. We'll see we'll see there's time. There's time Please subscribe to our patreon where we are going to follow pumps evolution of coming out of the For only $4.99 Once we receive one million subscribers Pumps will not only balance a wire hanger on her nipple. She will come out of the closet At a softball game.
Starting point is 00:11:47 Ha ha ha ha. Okay, Kylie, what you got for us today? Okay, speaking of Americans being embarrassing. Okay, Julie B has something to say about that. Julie B. Hi, everyone, this is Jill from Canada. And I have fucking had it. Fucking had it with American cruise ship tourists
Starting point is 00:12:08 up here in Canada. I live on the East Coast. I don't know why you come here. I mean, apparently the leaves changing colors, something you go, don't get in the US. Maybe our lobsters are different, but fuck me. If one more fucking American asks me one stupid fucking question
Starting point is 00:12:26 about a country that they share a huge border with, I'm gonna fucking murder somebody. If I have one more person, ask me, if I have the right to fucking vote, or if the queen, do we vote in the queen, do we vote in the king, fuck., do I have the right to vote? Like as a woman? I don't get it. Stop fucking sending them to us. Keep them there. We don't want them. Thanks.
Starting point is 00:12:59 Gilly B. Lever. I mean, love that she's from Canada. Julie B. Okay, here's the deal. First and foremost, I completely agree with you as evidenced by my starting point that people in America are getting wound up about fucking Michael Angelo's David being taught to children, which is stupid. Secondly, I fucking hate cruises. I hate everything about them. I hate group activities.
Starting point is 00:13:26 And the cruise is like the fucking cremdle of crem of group activities. I've never been on one. I will never go on one. I think they need to be completely. I mean, you always hear about somebody falling off a cruise ship. You know, like on a date line murder mystery, right? Did they fall off or do they push? You're probably hoping they all fall off, Gilly B. But lastly, the ethno-centricity of Americans is so embarrassing. It is so embarrassing that we don't know much about Canada. Right. Well, they're not allowed to study art history, so they're probably not banging it out on world affairs or history, period. It's a crime shame. It's a crime shame that this shit's going on,
Starting point is 00:14:10 the censorship, the book's censorship, all that shit that's going on in Florida right now with that whatever, Ron DeSantis. But I mean, Trump is pretty good at making nicknames. Ron DeSantis, pretty great. I mean, I mean, I fucking hate Trump, but that is a really good thing. That's a great one.
Starting point is 00:14:26 Yeah. All right, you guys call True to Americans. What's the capital of Canada? Ottawa? No. Quebec. No, that's the French part. Manitoba?
Starting point is 00:14:37 I don't know either. Toronto. I mean, I do know who the president is. Is it the president? Yeah, he's hot. Yeah, the hot. Justin Trude the president? Yeah, he's hot. Yeah, the hot Justin Trudeau is hot. The hot prime minister.
Starting point is 00:14:48 He's hot. I follow him on Instagram and he'll do one video completely in English and then he follows it up. Florent French. Yeah, he's hot. I like him. Anybody that speaks more than one language, I'm totally love them.
Starting point is 00:15:00 Yeah. Hey, Pumps, did you say Ottawa? I did. Jennifer, you're correct. Yeah, takeumps, did you say Ottawa? I did. You're all right. Jennifer, you're correct. Yeah. Take that. Gilly B. Here we're brow-beating Americans and then worst defenders. I got it right though. I know, but I'm just saying I nailed it. Ottawa. Was that your first answer? It was my first answer. We're running the tape. We don't have tapes. Instant replay. Instant replay. So I suck it.
Starting point is 00:15:26 I can't remember. You may be hot and you may be the star, but you didn't know the capital of it. We need to brush up on our history. We'll get rid of bag of dicks, pops. Okay, next we've got Jackson B. Okay, I just love all the men. I've had it with adults over the age of 21 that still need a lift to and from the airport. I'd spent three hours in traffic and total from Santa Monica to LAX and LAX back to Santa Monica
Starting point is 00:15:54 and granted I had to drop my husband at the airport, but still I feel like this fits for them as well. Be a fucking adult and download the Uber app and stop trapping people into taking you to the airport. He rings me on his way home from a trip, a work trip. He's been away for a week and he says, babe, do you have anything planned tonight? And I said, no, of course I don't. What dinner in a movie? He said, thank God you don't have anything planned. Now, I thought he was going to take me on a date. No, he goes, I've got an emergency in Texas. I have to fly there for work and I've got to go tonight. So you can take me to the airport. Great. We'll spend some time together. That is not quality fucking time. Grow up.
Starting point is 00:16:30 Okay, that's a dickover too, asking if he had plans first. I mean, we just like put him right in there. First and foremost, thank you so much for the Australian accent. Well, that really brought an international flair to I've had it. Yes, it. Yes. It totally did. Love him. Secondly, I could not agree with you more about adults not being self-starters on getting their fucking rides to the airport.
Starting point is 00:16:57 And I'll tell you a story that just happened this very week. So pumps 22 year old son had to go to the airport, and he had to be there at like seven. So he starts texting me at 630 that Pumps is listening to our podcast, Cracking Up at herself, and the car, and that it was insufferable for him to ride to the airport. And I said, well, I think it's kind of cute that she likes to listen to our podcast and crack up at us. And he said, yeah, I'm just not kind of cute that she likes to listen to our podcast and crack up at us. And he said, yeah, I'm just not in the mindset for this right now, Ginny. And I said, Sam, this is why there is Uber.
Starting point is 00:17:31 Right. And he said, I will keep that in mind for next time. Yes. And I just want to remind everybody, if you are new listeners, pumps over mothers, her children, it's really, it's forlorn criminal. But she takes mothering to such an extreme that she is involved in a group me for her 22-year-old son. Like all the moms of these other 22-year-olds have a fucking group me and this is a huge fucking problem.
Starting point is 00:18:07 I mean, I can't with it. I mean, it really brings up a lot of unsettled rage. It feels fresh. Again. Yeah, I'm an overmother. I mean, that's not a nice flash though. That's from the job. I will say this. You are a wonderful mother. Thank you. And you have such great relationships with your kids. You just need to let them start doing for themselves. I know. What they can do for themselves. I know he did Uber home from the airport, but we were doing a podcast. That's why. Right. If not, I would have picked him up out of the wire. Tomahawk Chopper. I mean, I would have helicoptered that thing. I would have the way. I would have with the Z-Ray. I mean, like, I went to bed at two o'clock in the morning,
Starting point is 00:18:44 got up and checked him the airport at six. Never crossed my mind to tell him to do an way. I would have with the Z-Row. I mean, like, I went to bed at two o'clock in the morning, got up and check him the airport at six. Never crossed my mind to tell him to do an Uber. I love my boys more than anything on the planet. You pick up Dylan from the airport, because he's gone. Right, when he comes back in town from being away from me for five months, it's in Syracuse. Yes, but there are times where when he flies back to Syracuse,
Starting point is 00:19:04 he leaves super early in the morning and you can book an Uber the night before it would be at your house. And here's the deal, my children wouldn't want to burden me. Yeah, we're not in overmether at the Welch Residence, but we sure are over at the Sullivan one. That's all right. Okay, up next, we've got Haley H. Hi, ladies. I absolutely love your podcast. It is currently 9.59 at night and it just dawned on me. But I've had it with this week. I have absolutely fucking had it with girls who have to bring their clingy weird-ass boyfriends or husbands, whatever partner, whoever it is, with them everywhere we
Starting point is 00:19:44 fucking go. They are not my friend. You are my friend. I cannot speak about how unsufferable they are while they're sitting right next to me. I fucking had it. I've had it. Leave them at home. This is girl time. I don't want Chad listening in on how my menstrual cycle is off course again. And how my boyfriend smells weird sometimes. Like, please, I've had him get out of here, he's got to fucking go. I completely agree with her.
Starting point is 00:20:11 If somebody, if we were having a girls night and somebody brought their husband, they would be blackballed forever, forever from the girls night. But people do this. I mean, back when we were more social, there's always that super and mesh couple that has to do everything together that cannot create their own path for themselves individually
Starting point is 00:20:35 and then have their relationship time. And she's a hundred percent right that this is something that is going on and listen to me, everybody. If you're involved in one of these in mesh relationships, you need to first inform inform us try to get out of it. But if you can't, don't drag them everywhere because then you have no identity. Your whole identity is enmeshed into being this couple. Well, you know what? I think when you talk about somebody that goes with their girlfriend, spouse, partner, whatever, everywhere, that it's a control thing and that that might be like the next day line NBC.
Starting point is 00:21:08 I mean, if you have a man, first of all, why would any man want to go on a girl's time? I agree with you. I mean, this is going to lead to homicide. Right. It is just weird breaking news. I've had a podcast when you see couples that have to drag their significant other to everything. It is a precursor to murder. Right.
Starting point is 00:21:29 I mean, not necessarily a short list, but it's just to controlling it's weird. Several steps to get a homicide. Seven steps. Yeah, I would say that's worse. What if the couple are both Yak mouse and then they have to go everywhere together? I think it's going to end in homicide. Right. Me killing both of them if they're both Yak-Mouse, and she brings them on a girls trip.
Starting point is 00:21:54 Right. I mean, on a girls night trip. I mean, that just, I mean, can you imagine if we got off the plane for a girls trip, and Josh Welch was there? Yeah. I can't even wrap my Josh Welch was there. Yeah. I can't even wrap my head around it. No. Yeah, I would just blackball that friend, and I would tell her straight out.
Starting point is 00:22:10 Probably you have some controlling issues either way. You need to take a look at maybe it hit up a therapist. Or you're going to die. Let's not take it that far. You're the one that's trying. I know that I'm just saying it up day-line. If it's just that on your track. You're the one that's trying. I know that I'm just saying that. I'm just saying that. I'm just saying that. I'm just saying that.
Starting point is 00:22:27 I'm just saying that. I'm just saying that. I'm just saying that. I'm just saying that. I'm just saying that. I'm just saying that. I'm just saying that. I'm just saying that.
Starting point is 00:22:35 I'm just saying that. I'm just saying that. I'm just saying that. I'm just saying that. I'm just saying that. I'm just saying that. I'm just saying that. I'm just saying that.
Starting point is 00:22:43 I'm just saying that. I'm just saying that. I'm just saying that. I'm just saying that. I'm just saying that. I'm just saying that. And not only on this podcast, we talk about stuff that we've had it with. We're solving crimes and preventing crimes. Preventing crimes. This is crime prevention. Crime prevention podcast. It is. Crime prevention. Don't be a Yak Mouth.
Starting point is 00:22:53 Don't take your significant other everywhere with you. These two things, especially combined, lead to homicide and heading a date line series. Right, Keith Morrison could be coming to your heart. God, I love him. God, I love him too. Okay. He's Canadian.
Starting point is 00:23:10 Well, look at you. Right, that's Gilly B. I mean, Pumps is just a fucking walking Wikipedia of Canadian history. Canadian history. Yeah. Okay, up next we've got Marina J. Okay.
Starting point is 00:23:21 I have had it. I mean, I have McFuckin mean I've micked fucking had it with this valley girl Affectation if you will That people are talking like now it days. It's not real and I can't even do it good because nobody talks like that I asked my mom 20 years ago 15 years ago where people talking like this? No, they weren't. They don't talk like this. I work with this girl. She talks like that all the time. I can't even focus on what she's saying because all I can hear is like seriously. Thank you guys so much. Like, do you know what I mean? Do you get what I mean by that? Thank you. Knock it off. It's not cute.
Starting point is 00:24:07 I've seriously had it. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. She's not wrong. She's not wrong. This is going on. And these are the same low IQ people
Starting point is 00:24:19 that misuse the word literally. Right. I'm literally dead. And it's like, no, you're literally alive, right? I mean, it's so, I agree with her. This is, you see this or I'll have to do business with somebody in the design industry. You've got some young whipper snapper
Starting point is 00:24:35 that's a sales rep for some fabric line. And you'll call and it's like, currently, that fabric is out of stock. Okay. Expected refill date as January 1st. Would you like for me to reserve that? And it's like, what I'd like for you to do is quit talking like a fucking moron. Right.
Starting point is 00:24:56 And you're not impressing anybody. It makes you sound dumb. Right. And I feel dumb or for having heard it. Right. You know, so I agree with her. It's a problem. Now, I don't run into as many people with a tally girl as because I spend most of my time
Starting point is 00:25:11 trying to avoid running into people altogether. So I would advise that you make your life smaller and start shedding people from your life. But I think she said she worked with her, so she's stuck. I think she just quits talking to this woman, just ignore ghost. Okay, so here I have two things on this. Number one, the movie Valley girl. Remember that movie? It was Nicholas Cage.
Starting point is 00:25:37 Yeah. Okay, so that was like middle school age for me. 80s. Yes. And I immediately wrote down all of those things that they said and was trying so hard to be a valley girl. Like, um, stop, stop gagging me with the spoon. You took notes. Yes, we all did. I mean, cursive. Oh, for sure, cursive. 100% cursive. I wonder if that's coming back around like the gag me with the spoon, or is it just the affect of the voice?
Starting point is 00:26:09 I don't think it ever went anywhere. I think it evolved much like, you know, right. Peabit care grooming has evolved throughout the year. So when we were younger, it did exist. This kind of affected voice. And it would, they were valley girls. And I think I, I think I practiced it and I nailed it for years. So you're a part of the problem? So I am a part of the problem. 100%. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:30 Well, I don't talk like that now. No, you just sound like a fucking redneck now, which I am a redneck. So that's the least okay. We both have pretty big Southern accents. When I listen, I think I don't have one. But I think when I hang out with you too, it really gets worse. Yes, because it's mindset thing. It's like a comfort thing. You know,
Starting point is 00:26:50 it's like a comfort way to speak. Can I hit snacks? Up next, we got Jonathan G. Just so thrilled, we have all these men. Hey guys, not sure if you're still sharing these things, but I thought I would give you an Australian perspective. I don't think the I've had it has as much impact as I'm fucking done with this shit. And that's like the Australian version. So I'm fucking done with people turning up to my house unannounced. Like friends, family, anyone. Like do not turn up to my house unannounced. It's such a country thing to do. Totally agree.
Starting point is 00:27:31 Okay. It is a very country thing to do. And how international are we? I love that we have two men, both from Australia. I mean, it makes me just so happy. We are hot fucking shit today, Pops. We are killing it on the international scale. We are crushing Australia. Yes. But let me just, I could not agree with you more about the unannounced show-ups.
Starting point is 00:27:57 I have a very strict unannounced policy in my house that you cannot come over unless you have clearance beforehand. Right. But I've also branched this policy to my interior design office. As we well know. And it is constantly abused. And I am at the cusp of committing mass homicide in Oklahoma City because I am so fucking mad about this situation where on my door,
Starting point is 00:28:27 it says, do not enter unless you have an appointment or a delivery. And despite this being in cap lock, red, bold, as large of a font as I can get it, People constantly come into my office lost, asking for directions, and I have fucking had it up to my eyeballs with it. I don't know what to do about it because I am genuinely this. I mean, this, sometimes I think about it at night and I just get so to quote him, I'm fucking done. Right. I mean, it is beyond I've had it. I am fucking done. Don't come to my fucking office. Don't show up.
Starting point is 00:29:09 Unless you're the fucking United States Postal Service with a package for me or somebody in my staff or Amazon or UPS or you have a pre-approved appointment, period and a story. Read the fucking sign. Do not enter. But yeah, but here's the thing I'm kind of worried about with the office people.
Starting point is 00:29:30 Like at some point, you really might snap. I mean, it bugs the shit out of you. Poms says famous quote about me when she can tell we know each other so well. When I'm working up, she can read my eyes and my body language. And she'll look at those around us.
Starting point is 00:29:47 And she'll say, oh, Jenny's about to blow. She's about to blow. And it's not pretty. Ha, ha. It's coming. The blow is coming for some people. Well, you've already called somebody a fucking bitch. I mean, how much worse could it be without violence?
Starting point is 00:30:00 She was a fucking bitch. I doubled down. That's beside the point. I'm maintained. She got snappy with me. That I didn't know where her suite was. And I don't fucking know where it is because I only drive to Jennifer Welch designs. It's not my responsibility to know where her fucking lawyer offices. Can you not fucking read? I've had it. I'm fucking done. Well, you're just worked up, just thinking about it. I need to just center myself.
Starting point is 00:30:26 Okay. Boy, you, I mean, we just got you wound up today. I just wound up like a cheap one. I mean, you were just on a roll. We could do this forever. I know. I know. I'm afraid the listener might think I'm wound up
Starting point is 00:30:37 like this all the time. They might not think you're a kind general soul. They might get the wrong impression. They might get the wrong impression. They might get the wrong impression. It's your cynical. Really? Yeah. No, I am cynical, but in daily life, I'm typically, because I've navigated as such that I don't
Starting point is 00:30:55 have these interactions that much to get worked up. Right. I know I was thinking the other day, I have a pretty drama-free life and I like it like that. Yeah. We have we have lived the drama. We've lived the drama. Yes, we've done all the drama that anybody can ever do, but I like having a drama-free life. I agree. Listen, Applisner, that will conclude this very special episode.
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