I've Had It - Living Rent-Free in MAGA Heads

Episode Date: August 12, 2025

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Patriots, Gay-Triots, Thetriots, Black Triots, Brown-Triots. Fuck off! I see, I'm really, really impressed with, like, DJ Beaver. I mean, like, maybe you should start beatboxing when you do that. DJBJ. Can you beatbox? No, fuck, no. I have no musicality.

Okay. All right. Right. Pumns, what have you had it with? Okay, what I've had it with, and I've had it with this for a long time, but it just, I've had it with alternative facts. Yeah, yeah. And alternative narratives. Yeah. You, we should all be agreed.

Pedophiles are bad. People that sexually abuse and trafficked children for sex are bad people. Period. No carveouts. No moral gymnastics. know they're a victim, full stop. And I just see, like, everybody, all the Mag of Faithful were super mad about Jeffrey Epstein until, you know, dear leader was one.

And now we're flipping over saying, Frigelain, and we're sending her to the, you know, club fed prison. And you've got fucking idiots at Newsmax saying, well, she's a victim. Like, she was a grown-ass woman. Like, there is no carve-out for her. There's no carve-out for Trump. There's no carve-out for anybody, Republican, Democrat, Independent. in the Epstein files. And I just, why have we slid so far as a country that that's up for debate?

And I think what we have to remember is the voices of the victims. And I've seen a lot of video of them talking about how they think that Galane Maxwell was far more evil than even Epstein. And that's such a low bar. And when you hear them speak about how predatory and manipulative and what a co-conspirator and co-abuser, she was. I just cannot believe that there are news channels, social media channels that are now so into sucking up to this insecure man that has to cheat at golf. Right. Cheated everything else too, but I'm just going to focus on the golf right now.

He lies all the time and says he wins all these golf tournaments and it's a lie. So that's the guy that you're throwing everything. sense of any shred of decency, morality, conviction that you have inside. You're throwing it away for that guy. That's the guy that you're giving it all up for. It's just fascinating how much worse Donald Trump makes human beings. And here's the thing. 90% of these people that are making these excuses for him are voting against their own interest. His economic policy is hurting them financially. And not only are they willing to pay more, for less, be pro-billionaire, now they're pro-pedophile. And I'm just like, I cannot wrap my head around these people.

And I mean, a year ago, I couldn't wrap my head around triple Trumpers. But it's just, is there no line they won't cross to kiss his ass? But we have to remember all of this has been out in the public domain for a long time. Like when the grab them by the pussy tape came out, Accompanying that were audio clips of Trump discussing when he owned the pageant. Right. And a lot of these girls were 16, 17 years old that he liked to go into the dressing room. And there they were. They were standing there just completely naked.

And I could go back there because I owned the pageant. And there was no moral outrage then. So to me, it makes sense that they've continued to contort themselves morally. with this issue because grabbing by the pussy wasn't the end of it. The lying about Stormy Daniels, even though these people are all about family values, you know, and they just want bananas over Bill Clinton, as they should have. Right. Clinton lied about that. He cheated on his wife. Monica Lewinsky was way too young. I mean, you should be morally outraged by that. But they do not attach moral outrage to people who agree with them politically. Those people are exempt from it.

They only want to attach their moral outrage to people who disagree with them politically. Then they've got to be in their bonnet and they're ready to go, you know, keyboard warrior, you know, gravy seals all over the place. But when it's Trump, he does all of this stuff with impunity. And then just the, all of the men that worship him. Yeah. It's just such, they're just such beta males that they just go along with everything. if he were to come out and say, you know what,

Gieline Maxwell is a predator, blah, blah, blah. Newsmax would just completely do a 180 and start reporting otherwise. But they've gotten their orders from him, and they're going to go along with it. And all of these people go along with this stuff because they are incapable of having conviction, which is weak. These are weak betas.

And the reason that I bring up beta is because these are the people that talk 24-7-365 in the Manosphere. Jesse Waters on Fox News has devoted hour upon hour upon hour of how to spot a real man. Right. Oh, absolutely. And real men do this and fake men don't, you know, do that. And at the end of the day, weak men follow people with blind obedience. And that's what Trump has in his followers, blind obedience, which in essence, They have to put on all this tough guy stuff and have to get truck nuts and monster truck tires and wear their big boy shirts because they have no identity other than it being completely enveloped into his crazy identity, which brings me to my point. Okay. I've had it with Donald Trump closing his tweets, thank you for your attention to this matter.

And here's the thing. It's a tweet like, I hate the leftist. liberal lunatics and sleaze balls and they've had all these hoaxes against me and Charlemagne the God is a racist and I think we need to arrest Oprah and I think we need to arrest Beyonce and I hate Taylor Swift. Thank you for your attention to this matter. The matter that I'm seeing that you're directing my attention to be that you're thanking me for, the matter that I'm seeing here is that you are not tethered to reality. Correct. That you were in the throes of a psychotic episode, that you were in the throes of a complete dementia spiral.

And so my attention to this matter is to all of the sycophants surrounding you and saying, hello, why isn't anybody taking this man's phone away, getting him a bra, getting him some compression socks, getting him a makeup wipe, and putting him into a padded cell with a straitjacket. Why are you not doing that? Why is that not happening? Why do we have a president of the United States that sends these crazy ass tweets and then says thank you for your attention to this matter? I completely agree. If he was like saying, you know, please be thinking of the victims of the Texas flood, they've endured so much, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, you know, send to the Red Cross or whatever, thank you for attention to this matter.

I could stomach that. I wouldn't like it because I don't think people should govern from social media. but this man is loving tariffs on country and talking about foreign policy on his fucking social media and not only does he say thank you for attention to this matter DJT

it's full of misspellings cap locks no cap locks well and I'm tired of him making something a proper noun that isn't a proper noun yesterday it was like seven million capital seven capital M

and then also putting quotes around something that shouldn't be quoted. Do you know what I mean? Like, just from start to finish it. And this has just become so normalized. And then if you get on social media, like he sent out this bat shit crazy tweet a couple of weeks ago about the American Eagle and Sidney Sweeney and Taylor Swift and all of this stuff. Objectively, bananas. Objectively.

This guy is a nutbag that needs to have his device. taken away from him. On the low testosterone side of Twitter, they all retweet it and put ha ha ha, DJT is so hilarious. They celebrate the insanity and the depravity and the terrible grammar and just the abject stupidity of the moral rot that is this man's fingers to a smartphone. The moral rot is just, it's unbelievable because I would be like if I was a big Trump gal and he started posting, I'd be embarrassed. I'd be like, he cannot spell. He's not grammatically correct. He's capitalizing cap locks. But then you see the letters that he sends to other countries. They're no better. Like there is nobody in that White House with grammarly. Nobody. I mean, it's just not that hard. Spell check. I mean, all of these basic things. He's got. he's the president of the United States, and nobody can edit a letter that he writes and make sure that Mr. President and Her Highness are not in the same letter to the same person. That is how incompetent they are, but what they also are is cruel. And people are just enraged in these low-tee Twitter

guys, they think that their masculinity is under attack because they have little dicks and girls don't like him because they suck, but they can't look at, I'm the problem. I need to make myself better. It has to be everybody's problem. They're all Donald Trump and just, you know, less humpty-dempty, less orange makeup. Daddy didn't leave them half a billion dollars. They're worse because I've said this on our other podcast. Donald Trump has always been this way. Yeah. He's always been a malignant narcissist. He's always been a netbag. He's always lied. He's always cheated. He has has always bankrupted things. He's always fucked everything up. The guy could fuck up a wet dream. Okay. That has been constant and ubiquitous throughout this entire man's life. A lot of these

Republicans that have moved and shifted, there is video after video after video of them talking about what a nightmare Donald Trump is. And there's nothing more weak or more beta than somebody who cannot stick to their conviction. Right. And then morally contort themselves for that guy. That's the thing like, like if if there was even a redeeming quality about him, then maybe be like, okay, this person evolved. Maybe it was to the wrong way. But this is like everybody around him has become a worse person. The people that I know in my personal life that have triple trumped, I no longer speak to because they've become that much worse of a person. I have never seen in my lifetime.

the impact that somebody could have to make millions of people worse. And they celebrate their depravity and their cruelty and the idiocy of this guy, Kankles McTacot Tits, that literally is, criticizes everybody all the time. And nobody even thinks, oh my God, he doesn't look that great. what they do instead is they photoshopping and try to make him look like he's attractive and here's another thing that bugs me and this is just a fascist authoritarian play but you know he retook his presidential portrait to mimic his um mugshot which we have a president in united states that has a criminal record mugshot and now he's posting it around all these

buildings and i think that like all of the low t men and i think a lot of these white maga women they look at him and they think, and I've seen it on like, this photo hits hard. Yeah, they do. They think that he looks good. Right. They think that it projects strength and not understanding that if somebody has to put their face and their photograph over all of these federal buildings, it reeks of insecurity. It reeks of look at me, pick me, my mommy and daddy didn't love me enough.

It just, and how many people support how toxic he is. I guess I just, I knew America was fucked up. I didn't understand the degree of the toxicity in on the right side. No, I agree. And I didn't realize the deep hatred that people have and think they're victims. Like, at this point, he's all, like, if the economy's bad, it's Biden's economy. If the economy goes up, it's because I'm so great, even though I'm not in power. And, you know, Walmart's raising prices.

Well, it can't be because of me because I'm perfect. Like the victimhood, I didn't realize, like, I would get so sick. I was married to somebody that was a victim. Oh, he was the worst. And it's like, I can't be around somebody that everything happens to them. A million times worse. But how come people are not sick of it? Like, I've told my kids, like, when they're like, so-and-so's mad at me, so-and-so's mad at me.

I'm like, if everybody's mad at you, you're the problem. Like, not everybody. So if you're fucking up, everything you tell you. touch. You're the common denominator, but these people obviously think they are a victim of their boss or the deep state or whatever fake thing they have it in their head. There are a lot more people that think that they're victims. Think about their growing list of grievances that happens all the time. You know, it started with drag queens. Right. And teachers. And then they move to trans people. And now they've moved to the, you know, the quote, rainbow mafia. And then it's

immigrants. And then of course it's DEI, which is just their way of saying the N-word. Right. And now their newest thing, Charlie Kirk and all the other teeny weeny betas, their new thing is the white liberal women. Yeah. And I think your growing list of people that trigger you is not the testament to strength that you think it is. In fact, to me, it is an evidence list, a bullet point presentation, if you will, of what a point, pussy you are, that you're so triggered by all of these different people. And it just grows and grows and grows. It is a nonstop growing list of people that trigger these wildly insecure beta males that have to Photoshop the image of Donald Trump because his breasts are so large,

his gut is so big and his ankles are so swollen and his makeup is so bad. They cannot put out a real photo of him. They have to Photoshop it, which is interesting, because recently J.D. Vance was busted on a White House page, tightening up his waistline a little bit. He did a little Photoshop. Welcome to I've had it. I'm Jennifer. I'm Angie, the HBIC, head beaver in charge. We're America's top DEI podcast.

We're the resistance. We're going to go down swinging in this authoritarian fascist country of ours. Let's check in with the lesbians, Kylie. Hi, you know who everything you were saying reminded me of as well, and it's a hat of mine, is Christy Nome's face plastered all over every airport in the United States. I have to look at her as I wait for my security, and I just can't do it. Yeah. No, every time I've been in the airport, I mean, we've taken, in the last three years alone,

we've taken hundreds of flights. Not once do I remember the Department of Homeland Security Secretary. seeing the video and picture. Like, I don't think it was out there. Maybe it was. I don't even remember who it was. Well, I remember they tried at Majorca or something. But that's the point. Right.

I don't even know who it was. But, I mean, her face is everywhere. She's on videos. Like, you're standing in line. There's a TV with her on it. I'm aware. I mean, it's just like, how insecure she killed a fucking puffy. A puffy.

A puffy puppy. Why did we elevate her to a new position? like people have no I mean like false narrative at alternate facts she killed her fucking puppy can we agree puppy killers and pedophiles are bad apparently not in maga and then just how she has to play dress up all the time that's the weirdest thing I've the weirdest shit I've ever seen I mean she's our age and she's cosplaying an army gal a sailor but prior to this job yeah she she faked being a dental hygentist which that's some weird shit you're the sitting governor of South Dakota

and we did a whole episode of this on iHip News and you guys can search it up on our YouTube because it's more of a visual episode. This broad, before she was Department of Homeland Security and while she was the sitting governor of South Dakota dressed up in all these outfits and did all of these photo shoots or advertisements, one of which she's like a dentist or a hygentist

and it just gets weirder from there. Kylie can probably link it below because it's fucking hilarious and so deranged. All right, Kylie, what else? Okay, I have a news story that dropped. I'm going to skip reviews today so we can just get to it. Who? It is from them, the magazine, them.com.

And it's titled J.D. Vance's leaked Spotify playlist is bafflingly full of gay anthems. And this article's written by Matthew Rodriguez. And so a new website that dubbed itself the Panama playlist has allegedly shared the personal Spotify playlist of many political elites. And I took the liberty to die. in to this. So here's the website. And you'll see they've got, they found J.D. Vance's playlist, Carolyn Levitt, Pam Bonnie, Mike Johnson. And just right off the top, you see Justin Bieber and Backstreet Boys in J.D. Vance's playlist, which is pretty gay to me. We've also got Ron DeSantis here, so we'll dive into these. This is one of J.D. Vance's playlist. You'll note Backstreet

Boys, Justin Bieber, Florence in the Machine, and it says most notable among the leaked playlist is one from J.D. Vance called Gold on the Sealing, which seems to include quite a few beloved queer classics, including Stay by Lisa Loeb, Whitney Houston's I Want to Dance with Somebody, and Tracy Chapman's Fast Car. Also making appearances are such women-fronted rock bands as the Alabama Shakes, and no doubt, this is that playlist. Okay. I want to say that y'all know that I've had this theory, a working theory, a working hypothesis that I've shared before. I get this vibe when I see J.D. Vance on camera with the smoky eye or the pre-smoky eye, you know, lots of eyeliner. I always envision that when he gets home to the Naval Observatory, that he says hi to

his wife and his kids, and then everybody knows Daddy's got to go in the bathroom. And that he has this trunk that he opens up and in the trunk are high hills and feather boas and panties and all bras and wips and chains and all sorts of fun stuff and now you know this was just something that my brain created but now I see this Whitney Houston I want to dance with somebody and now what I'm picturing is and also in this hypothesis I'm going I picture him putting on eyeliner like to the music and now I think he's like I want to dance with somebody. And then I think he's doing lipstick. And then he's like singing to himself and he has a microphone. This makes perfect sense. Okay. So here's one of his playlist titled Gold on the

ceiling. And I noticed a couple things on here. We've got Carrie Underwood before he cheats. And then we got a lot of Casey Musgraves, which is a huge LGBTQ plus ally, was a country star, put out a gay song and got hammered for it. And you'll see a lot like that. And then I also looked at Ron DeSantis. And the article goes to say, don't say gay architect and Florida governor Ron DeSantis did say gay in his Spotify playlist with his hodgepodge mix, including songs such as Elton Johns, I'm Still Standing, Queens don't stop me now, and Miley Cyrus's party in the USA. And here's this. And you'll see tons, Billy Joel, all of it. Queen. Here's what I have to say about Kittenhills, DeSantis. And I'm always reminded when Kittenhills comes

of the Moms for Liberty woman named Bridget. And Bridget turns out like to have Minajah Twas with another gal and her husband, and she liked to do gay stuff with this woman. And she was BFFs and her husband. They were BFFs with kitten heels. And they are just proudly anti-gay, proudly anti-pride flag. They believe that school teachers, who have one of the most difficult jobs, jobs in Trump's America because you have all these idiot parents.

Idiots. They believe that school teachers are trying to indoctrinate them. When the indoctrinators are the Bridgetts who has a side job as being a lesbian. Right. And this kitten heels who wants to bash all of this gay stuff, but then he wants to go listen to queen, fuck you. This is my point about this MAGA people. I do not, if you're going to be a white supremacist,

And you're going to outwardly accuse immigrants of being criminals when they're not and deny them due process. And you're going to accuse LGBTQ plus people in the most horrible old antiquated trope imaginable that they're bad for children. When Bridget could give two shits about her kids when she's out scissoring with a woman with whom they had the menager twas with. And I don't care. Bridget wants to scissor. Swing for the fences. Cisor away. but don't be a fucking hypocrite.

But these people, the Bridget's, the kitten heels, the JD Vance's, if you're going to be hateful towards marginalized people, yet you want to enrich your life with the art, that diversity and being an ally of the LGBTQ plus and to not understand how much more difficult it is for these people to fight for their right to free expression in the horrid place that you want to make America where it's white, white only, binary choices only, that they did it despite you. And then you want to go and enjoy in your spare time. You want to go listen to Freddie Mercury, you fucking Queen. Fuck you. No, I completely agree. I mean, it's hypocrites straight down the line. And, but these are the same people that have merch for alligator Alcatraz.

They think it's funny and cute that people might, who are stuck with no process and no criminal record. They might get eaten by alligators and pythons. They think that's funny while standing on their Bible screaming about how devout they are to Jesus. So, I mean, these people are the worst of the worst. I just think they want to be the thought police on us. And I want to say, you know, to Kittenhills, to J.D. Vance, the, you know, smoky-eye sociopath, J.D. Vance. I want to say to them, I'm not, I don't want to control your thought. If you want to be a hateful bigot, swing for the fences. Bridget of Moms of Liberty.

If you want a scissor in your private time, scisser away, sis, I don't have a problem with it. But in your public positioning, if you're going to belittle and be a bigot and demean and try to make these spaces, public spaces, left safe for our fellow Americans because you're so goddamn broken, you don't get to listen to gay music. You don't get to listen to black music. get to go to basketball games, quit watching football, quit eating at Mexican restaurants. You go to Cracker Barrel and you go watch, what's that Kurt Cameron show in the 80s? Growing Pains, is that right? Growing pains. Go watch growing pains or go watch some Bible show and go eat at Cracker Barrel. That's it. No diversity for you. I think that we need to, they don't get to experience the beauty and the joy that is the experience of being an American, of living in a multicultural society,

because it's my favorite part about being an American. My least favorite part about being an American are the kitten heels, the Bridgetts, the hypocritical, evangelical white Maga Christians that fucking suck. And each and every day they suck more and suck more and they get worse and worse and worse. And I just want to point out yet again, the architecture of these churches is horrible. If you weren't such despicable hypocrites, it might behoove you to hire a gay architect. Right. Exactly. And look at the Oval Office. Which, by the way, Kylie, where is our boycott mega churches merch? I'm so glad you asked. It's actually now live on our store so everyone can go by right after this episode. Would you please order all of us one so we can wear it? I will.

podcast. I'm so excited. Boycott megachurches. We need to get this going. For sure. Yeah. All right. Buy our merch, boycott megachurches. And if by chance any of you megachurchers are happening to listen here, please start boycotting your church. Yeah. Okay, two other things before we wrap on this subject, I want to point out is Carolyn Levitt's playlist. They found one titled Baby Shower with a blue heart. Of course. The first one on the playlist is run the world girls by Beyonce, say, which I think is ironic. You got Cindy Lopper, Leanne Womack, Megan Trainor,

all of this. And then the last thing I want to point out, Pam Bondi, she had her playlist. Her playlist is just titled Pam. Of course it is. Which I can't imagine doing that. And the first one on it

is hot in here by Nellie. Oh my gosh. But wait, here's Mike Johnson. Mike Johnson has Cindy Lopper all through the night. All through the night. Mm-hmm.

Uh-huh. Finding Nemo. Can't help falling in love. Chris Isaac. I think that's a get downtown in D.C. with boys' song. I just want to say back to Caroline KKK-Leave. The racism that the Maga bass shows to Beyonce can not be stated as clearly as I'm about to say it. To try to own country music and to tell Beyonce that she can't do it.

is so inherently racist and demeaning to her. But the way white people treat black women has just been so normalized. If you look at the way Serena Williams was treated, if you look at the way Michelle Obama is treated by this side, and then the way Beyonce is treated, who's a wildly successful musician and she can make whatever the fucking kind of song she wants

because after all, this is America, supposed to be a free country. for that little bitch, Caroline Levitt, to enjoy Beyoncé, that really pisses me off. Because again, I just think these people, if you want to be whites only, you have to live it. We expect you to live it. No gay music for you, no people of color music for you, no cultural food other than Cracker Barrel. I want their asses at Cracker Barrel all the time. And I want them listening to dump truck country music that whines about.

you know, the beer and the tear. Right. I didn't notice on anybody's playlist, Kylie, and correct me if I'm wrong, I didn't see Jason Aldeen, who's a big Trump dumper. I didn't see any Christian music. Kid rock. Did anybody see Kid Rock on anybody's playlist? No, because they suck. Because they suck. And here's the deal. For Caroline Levitt to have Aretha Franklin respect on her playlist when all she does is get up there and lie and disrespect my intelligence, my sex, my America, my kids, my, I mean, everything she's, does every time she opens her mouth is disrespectful it just irritates me that she has that on her playlist it really does me too because she'll in private she'll sit and enjoy Beyonce and do you know

hey all the single ladies and probably right her hand to the left to the left and then she would be the first you know her boss just called for Beyonce to be arrested right which is not normal no I mean he has no problem picking on black women all the time Oprah he wanted her arrested he wants Beyonce arrested. He called Charlamagne the God a racist. I mean, we all know that this is their number one go-to. So I just don't think they should be able to listen to black artists. I just, I just think racist, if you don't have the simple ability to acknowledge how much better our culture is because of the diversity and how much more difficult it was for those artists, their uphill climb to that was so much more difficult because of the structural barriers

that have been cooked in the books in this country. There's just this kind of hypocrisy just goes and I just, I think we should expose it, all of it. All of it. Cracker barrel, that's where they should eat. Maybe we should make a shirt, take your white ass to cracker barrel. Nothing but cracker barrel for you. And we can have all of the people that work in, you know, immigrant restaurants.

Yes. that have t-shirts on at the hostess stand if you voted maga take your fat ass to cracker barrel right go all right um kiley thank you for sharing that um great journalism from what was that guy saying matthew rodriguez yes i love him shout out to him okay we have a guest today um he is an olympic medalist which that's pretty cool he's an emmy winner which that's pretty cool and the host of the podcast intrusive thoughts by adam rippe Let's welcome to I've Had It, Adam. Pumps and I need to share with everybody that we have written a book.

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I like it too. It's so easy. It's so much easier. And I love the green, too. The green glasses, the green everything. Oh, my gosh. Adam's good for my ego because he's so cute. Great smile.

You have a fabulous smile. Like your whole face lights up. Is that like fake smile, figure skating smile, or is that real? It's definitely not real. It is from a really dark, scary place. But it is, you're right, beautiful. It is. It's gorgeous.

Oh, my gosh. Adam, I just love you. I love cynical humor so much. So, you know, we need to do a little check-in with you and find out what you've had it with. Well, I want to let you know, before we even start, in your last episode with Sophia Bush, you had a quote, and this is what I've had it with not, with, I'm with it. Okay. And the quote you gave was, oh my God, I just orgasmed at the cock and i've thought about it every day every hour on the hour i'll be doing whatever and i'll stop what i'm doing and i'll go oh my god i just orgasmed at the cock i said this oh yes i don't i don't even remember i don't even remember it we filmed so god damn much what what was this in context

to whose cock was i thinking about does it matter i don't think it matters yes that's really i mean god it's really good maybe i'm gonna have a big gay moment on gay twitter after that that would be great because i love to be showered with gay man i do i do hope so but i um so because you have like an incredible team they asked you know can you send over a few like i've had it's like what do what are you thinking sent over like five ideas going to go with none of them because i've had it with something new today oh good oh good I've had it with people who love, like, raw milk and people who are really into, like, natural products and saying, like, um, you know, like, our ancestors didn't do, do it this way. So, like, why are we doing it this way now?

And I always think, like, your ancestors, if they were lucky, died at 33. Right. Right. What are you talking about? They didn't do it this way. Yeah, they didn't do it. they stunk right they're like inbred and they're dead at 33 exactly i'm not going to use beef tallow sorry i'm not i don't care i'm not using beef tallow and they weren't taking

handfuls of supplements do you take supplements tell the truth yeah like a motherfucker i do like a motherfucker i take a few supplements too yeah what are your favorites i do an iron and a cat calcium deal, and then I do the Nutrafol for hair. So I don't know. I mean, that's definitely a supplement. Nutrafall, you owe us money. Please, please let me be an endorser. But yeah, I'll send Bill. I take a big handful. But here's the deal with the raw milk and these people. They think they're so smart because they learned about it on the internet. And I'm just like, shut up. It makes people sick. The reason we don't do the same things they did 100 years ago is because of science because we've gotten better because there's more data but people have no zero respect

for science anymore it's gross it is gross i don't want to drink milk that still has like hay in it i don't know take the hay out boil the milk that's another thing where people will be like no it's okay to have the raw milk you just boil it i'm like you pasteurize it you make it okay huh they are out of their minds they're out of their minds they are and then like all of the maha you know uh what's his name robert f kennedy oh my god gingivitis yes yes i know the guy it's just insane like the that that people think that this guy like who staged a bear homicide in central park he staged and then he self-reported on videotape about staging the bear homicide. Right. And explained it. And I'm like, if you listen to him for medical advice

and you fall gravely ill and or die, you kind of deserve it. Like we actually have geeked out nerdy people that like to spend hours with their nose in the book. I'm not one of these people, but these are who me call the experts. And they geek out. They've never made a bee. They have no idea what it feels like. They grind. They study. They do results. They get a hard on from the results. what's my quote orgasm my god i just orgasmed at the cock they orgasm at the cock with the results of their studies the royal cock yes yes and that's like why don't you listen to these guys like they did the hard work rfk junior did not he did heroin and then told everybody about it that it made him smarter well he's a fucking lawyer lawyers are not scientists i mean it makes no sense to me

Like, do you want a pediatrician to do a heart transplant on you? No. Do you want a lawyer to prescribe medication for your longevity? No, but people are doing it in droves. What drives me crazy is this measles thing where I have to seek out a measles booster because of my age with all these people aren't getting vaccinated. And then you see these fuckers that say, no, we didn't vaccinate our kid. Our kid died of measles.

And the next child we have, we're not. vaccinating and i just think there's no help for this person these people there's no help for them no no you're right i don't want a lawyer to prescribe me like my medication i want my lawyers to stage a bear murder in central park like god intended yes that's what i want exactly exactly all right let's anything else that's not on the list that you've had it with um well you know what The last time I was here, I remember that I said I've had it with tiny microphones. And you both admitted that, like, you had been using them at the time. And I want to know that I have noticed that with the tiny microphone, you kind of both have abandon ship.

And I'm over the moon. We, because of you. It's because of you. Like, did I get in your head. Yes. Yes. You did. Because here's the thing.

I knew it. Here's the thing. I think the people that can change. the world the most are judging homosexual men. Because there is something that a gay man can tell me or suggest to me, that anybody else on the planet could tell me and suggest to me that I would just dismiss outright. But if a gay man says it, because I equate the gay living experience as homosexuality to godliness. Yes, it's top tier. It's top tier. It's top tier. top tier, all the stuff is top tier. And so when a gay man says something to me, it really sits

in my craw. And I think about it. And I think about my life choices. And I think about look in the mirror and say, buck up, Buttercup, what can you do to get in their good graces? Yeah. What can you do to be a better ally and not get criticized and ridiculed and read for filth by a judgmental queen? What can you do to prevent that, Jennifer? And that's how I live my life every day. And I know that's how you live your life. And that's why I, came on to your podcast and demeaned you. We like it. We like it.

We like to be demeaned. I'll tell you what, there's, I never really think about like, do I look good? Do I not look good? But if I have a gay man tell me like, oh my gosh, I love your outfit, I am immediately life changing. I'm like, oh my gosh, y'all, a gay man just told me they love my outfit. That happened to me, a Beyonce. I was in line.

And this guy turned around, gorgeous gay guy. And he goes, I love your shirt. It's really cool. And I was just like. And you're still wearing it. Yeah. Haven't taken it off. You know why?

Because you know it's real. Right. You know the compliment is real. If it's from a straight man, they could have ulterior motives. If it's from a woman, it could be like they're, they're kind of fucking with your son. But if it's a gay man, they will not waste. No. Their vocal cords or their oxygen or their time to come give you a compliment unless they

fucking mean. it absolutely there's not enough time we don't have time so we have to use the time that we have and if we do give a compliment it is it's truly from the heart but I will say when you talk about gay men and fashion I don't think every gay person is the expert because there is something now I'm thinking of it now it's I get on this podcast and it all comes to me in a flash I've had it with okay and i've had it with i don't like the like current like style of like everybody in this like oversized stuff i'm sorry i don't like it i don't like it at all i think when people are like they'll see a picture of somebody who literally looks like they're in their like daddy suit to like

go to work and i'll look at it and somebody will be like commenting on this on social media and they'll go beautiful silhouette and i'm like that's not the silhouette of a human being that's the silhouette but of the Babaduke. Okay, let me ask you this, Adam. I, because of my age and generational, I have a real problem. We've had such a great time. Okay, go on. I know that the style is for a man's suit to be kind of really tight on the leg and a little bit, like, for what I would have called high water back in the day.

Like, it seems too short. And I'm trying, I mean, I appreciate it like, okay, this looks good because everybody tells me it looks good. What are your thoughts on the peg leg super short male suit, pant? Did she just say peg? Did she just say peg? A peg leg. Yeah, oh my God, I just orgasmed at the car. I believe that a suit should like, it should have like a taper cut, which basically it's like, you know, the shape of like a carrot, right?

so that there's like no creases and stuff in the knee. Yeah, do some people look like they're getting ready for the flood? Pedal pushers is what I call them, the capri pants. I don't think so. I don't think we need to see your ankles. We know they're there. So I don't think we need to highlight them. I don't find it like an alluring part of the male body, I guess.

Yeah, no, that makes me feel better because I just really have a problem with it. Yeah, I think that, I think. think when it's too high, but it looks bad, but I do like a tailored. No, I like the tailored, but I don't like it. And I'm with him on these large clothes. And I'm just going to go ahead and throw my kids under the bus right now. My son's Dylan and Roman. They're both gnarling. Throw them. Yeah, they're tall, thin, obviously have great genetics and intellect, but that's neither here nor there. But they both. I'm not laughing, by the way. Pumps is. I know. I know. But what amazes me is when we go

shopping. They're like, I want an extra large shirt. And I'm like, you're a medium. Right. And then they look at me like I'm a crazy person. And then I'm buying them all of this oversized stuff. And then I'm trying to explain to them. Like, it makes you look like you're wearing clothes that are too big for you and you look like this little person inside of these big clothes. But they will not listen to me, Adam. They just will not listen to me. And you know what? I hate to tell it to you. I don't think they'd listen to me either even though they should because i don't i don't i don't really don't it's the pants that bother me the most of like they look like if they were to jump out of a plane they would just float down like mary poppins what about people wearing pajama like outfits and

airports and on airplanes okay that depends and i will tell you that i am wearing deodorant and cologne on a zoom call because my worst fear is that you would do a sniff test on me at the report. Yes. But it depends on, okay, if it looks kind of athalizierly like, I'm okay with it. Matching set. Okay. Cool. It's a style. I know you're there for comfort. If you're there in Cookie Monster sweatpants. Yes. It's over, honey. Fleece. Back up, back, call the Uber to get back in, redo it and then come back to the airport. I don't care if you miss your flight. You should miss your flight because it's not for the airport. It's not for public. I completely agree. And we were on tour last year and we traveled all the time. And the outfit choices combined with the hygienic

deficiency. Choices. Deficiency. Yes. Yes. In the United States of America airports, you know, there's just there's a lot. Our airports need to be better. We need to have air traffic controllers. I just read an article today that raw sewage was coming out of a ceiling in the Atlanta airport. And I thought, boy, that's terrible. And then I thought, well, maybe because everybody in the Atlanta airport is not wearing deodorant, maybe it would be a respite from the B.O. to smell raw sewage.

And I just think we need to get a lot of super judgmental people at the doors of airports. And we need to start gatekeeping. And we need to take it back to where flying is privilege. and you need to at least be fly travel ready you know when you're traveling overseas and united airlines it's like you're travel ready because you entered in your passport and everything we need to add another travel ready thing like have you brushed your teeth have you scraped your tongue have you flossed have you exfoliated armpits have you applied deodorant have you wiped your ass on and on and on when was the last shower shower within 12 hours of boarding

exactly yeah oh that's it yeah that's absolutely key you know another thing i've had it with is these people online they'll like promote one these peddlers on tic-tok who are like i found this as soon as click the shopping cart please don't i've never swiped away from a video faster if it has that little shopping cart i run not to the store to the next video but these people they'll go on there's this one thing and it's like this like a peel where people put it on they're like look at all this dead skin that's coming off of my face and i just think this This is not what you think it is. One, it's the product falling up. And two, if you think that a product is going to ball up a bunch of dead skin, that means

you're not washing yourself. If you have that much dead skin just sitting, my skin is so dull. What are you doing in there? Are you just sitting in the shower? Like, it's like, let the rain fall, like just letting the water come down and you're like, well, I did it. No, you got to get in there and you got a fucking scrub. I agree.

Every time I take a shower, I am near bleeding. And I think everyone should be like that. I'm coming out of there with a rug burn because I'm scrubbing myself down to the bone. Okay. I have to ask you a question. So we've started this new hypothesis or a new grievance that since MAGA, they're all about like anti-LGBQ plus. They're all anti-immigrants. They're just, you know, they just want white people doing white people stuff.

So my thing is, like, you don't get to watch sports anymore. You just get to go to Cracker Barrel and listen to there's a beer, a tear in my beer type music. So as an American athlete that was in the Olympics, and when you know that smoky eye sociopath, J.D. Vance, that's my nickname for the vice president of the United States. I love that. Smokey eye sociopath. D. Vance wants to go and watch American athletes at the Olympics. And some of these athletes are black or brown skin. Some of these athletes might be homosexual like yourself. I think that they shouldn't get to enjoy the wonderful beauty of the diverse part of our country. And if you were

skating right now in this upcoming Olympics that we're going to have in this country with Trump and you know smoky eye's going to be there. You know, Taco Tits is going to be there. Oh, so, God. You know, how embarrassing. Kay is going to be there. Would it just get in your craw a little bit that they're cheering for you while at the same time stoking up all the rural rubs to think that you're some sort of groomer or something?

Like, it pisses me off that they want it both ways. I'll tell you that like knowing this administration and we've all lived through it once before, a different version of it. that they'll be there, but they will actively not be cheering for those athletes. And they'll be actively pushing their own agenda at the expense of those athletes just to make like a mockery of it. And, you know, I, when I competed at the Olympics, Mike Pence was head of the athlete delegation. And I was asked like a simple question of like, what do you think about that?

And I said that, you know, he doesn't stand up for, you know, what I believe in. He's a proponent of conversion therapy. And somebody who thinks that, like, I need to be fixed definitely doesn't represent me. And so I don't agree with it. And we went on to, well, that interview ended. I did it in the parking lot of my rink outside of a taco bell. So it was just, you know, it was what it was. And a few, like the next day, I, and I was like some, like, absolutely nobody had,

just not that I'm like some huge somebody now but it was before I had even competed at the Olympics and I was at the rink the next day I had my phone off like I was on the ice training and I turn it on and I have all of these missed calls and they are from the head of the US Olympic committee head of US figure skating and I listen to them I'm like I'm in trouble what did I what did I do and I listen to the voicemails and they're all like, please contact us immediately. The office of the vice president wants to, like, reach out to you. And so they wanted to set up this meeting, and I declined the meeting.

Because, I mean, I was trying to get ready to go to the Olympics. I wasn't going to spend any time. One, Mike Pence had never heard of me before this article. What were we going to meet about, right? Like, we were not going to, it was not going to go anywhere. And if anything, it would have just been like, oh, no, they met. It's all good. Right.

And so it just, you know, it came and it went. By the time I got to the Olympics, somebody had leaked that they had reached out. And I was like, I don't know, ask them. And it went back and forth. And it just like blew up to this big thing. And just to go back to your point of like, they'll be cheering for you. I remember being at the Olympics and like all of those fucking inbred Trump kids were all like, fuck Adam Ripon

and I'm like fuck Adam Ripon fuck the fucking dentist that gave you those fucking toilet teeth Don Jr. It's so they won't be cheering and that's what's going to be so terrible is that you know Donald Trump anytime somebody says anything

slightly positive in his direction he's like kissing their ass immediately and anytime anybody says and it doesn't matter who they are or whatever if they're an American athlete competing in the United States at an Olympic Games. He'll talk shit about them. And that's why he's a motherfucker.

Yeah. If he even is alive by 2020. That's what I keep saying. Jennifer always said that. I've been saying that all the time. Okay. Number one, this, I knew I loved you. Like, when you asked Angie if she was okay over the bang meltdown.

That was like love at first, that first time. But this, knowing that you, like before you won your medal, before you competed, that you had that kind of conviction. and principle and you stood up for yourself and you stood up for your community and then you wouldn't allow him the decency of trying to make him uh not decency you wouldn't allow him the time to assuage his bigotry towards your community by saying i've spoken to him and we're okay i like you know what i think it's i orgasm at cock over you for that let my god i just orgasmed at the cock at the cock i worship that level of conviction and it just is

becoming more and more rare. And I just commend you so much for that. And I just, as we head into more and more of this just abject fuckery of this administration, I think it's so important that we talk about it and stories like yours be told because this didn't just happen with Trump. Mike Pence was a bigot before Trump picked him to be his vice president. And this stuff has been building and building and building. But I don't want to get too deep because we have another public podcast that we talk about politics on but i do want to ask you if you saw the image of don junior in that kind of tight sweater a couple weeks ago did you see do you i'm kind of thinking you know how they have all that online like you buy a sneaker you can buy bible you can buy a trump trout

like the online flea market is what i call it it's so disgusting by the way maga man bras yeah actually that's a great idea i think so too a collaboration with skims Because I think that there's a huge market for that. Because you know what I think is because the male loneliness epidemic is so true and so sad. It's so sad that these men are so lonely. But if they just had the support of a bra, I'd say, because they can't get the support of the people around them. But I think that you are totally onto it,

the support of maybe just lifting the breast tissue a few inches above, of where, you know, where it should be on a male body, I think that it would be really helpful. And I think that this is something that you should, trademark. I think I should trademark. Shark tank. Hello, Mark Cuban.

Yeah, I got in a fight with the Kevin O'Leary on CNN. And it was absolutely delicious. Thank you. I hate Kevin O'Leary. I do, too. And I hated him before this. Rick. Yeah. He's the worst shark. He's out there always giving the worst motherfucking deal. Somebody will come in with a piece of shit. And then everyone else will be like, no. And Kevin will

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Welcome to Had it or hit it. I would hit it. Had it. Had it. I hit it every day, sometimes twice a day. Adam, had it or hit it, people under 20. Had it. I think you need to grow up.

and I don't want to hear what you have to say until you can rent a car. There are people under 20 going on to the internet in our day and age and they are giving medical advice. Stop that. Read a book. Get your GED

and get off of the internet. Stop it. It's so awful. True. It is so true. I always joke around with my kids. my son Roman is 19 and I'll be like I'll be like Roman you should have known to do that he's like mom I didn't know and I'm like what if you ever done with your life Roman come on pull yourself together right you know what happens when I don't know I look it up right and they're addicted to not knowing I don't know how to stop look it up that's what I did when I was taking the fucking Greyhound bus I looked it up troubleshoot stop being 20 yeah okay had it or hit it, Amazon storefronts?

I've, okay, I've had it with them. I am hitting them up. I'll be honest. I am going there. And at the end of the day, I am going, you know what? I am glad that that, you know, somebody from that somebody place is getting this commission. And they deserve this three cents because now I have some sort of device that can suck the hair out of the dryer that gets stuck in the vent.

And I wouldn't have had that before. And I also have detangling shampoo for my dogs, which I never would have looked up because my dogs have short hair and their hair doesn't even get tangled. But there was something so appealing about this woman who had this really ugly rescue dog. And I thought, what if my dogs do have, you know, at one time and point tangled hair? And now they won't. And so I've had it with the peddling. I am hitting up those Amazon storefronts.

I'll be brutally honest with you. I'm joking up. I'm getting emotional. I'm, you know. The other thing, people are selling these, these, I'm so sorry, everybody. They're selling these other things on TikTok. It's all over the place. They're like, the nail clippers haven't been updated in a hundred years.

It's an, it's an edgy. They're just like, it's a new, it's a nail clipper. And people are losing their goddamn shit over it to make a dollar. Please, it's, it's just not worth it. In 20 years, when we look back, I'm going to cry. In 20 years, when we look back, it will, not be worth it. And your children's children will

know that you took to the internet and said, I've never seen anything like it, and it was a nail clipper. Oh, my God. Okay, had it or hit it buttons in cars. Okay, I'm hitting the buttons. I'm missing the pushing

of the buttons. I just got a new car. I'm bragging. And In this car, there's not a button to be found. I'm looking around, I'm touching everything. It's, everything is a completely smooth surface. It's just a giant iPad in the middle. Where are the buttons?

Where's the switches? I want to hear the click. I want to feel the push. Because also, when I'm driving, what do you want me to scroll through the internet to try to figure out how to turn the air conditioning on? No, because back in the day, back when America was great,

We actually had buttons in the fucking cars So I could kind of read it like braille Of where the air conditioning was And now I can't Now I'm having to say everybody Sorry I'm going 80 miles an hour on the highway This will just take a second Kind of going through the whole thing

Scroll scroll scroll looking for the air conditioning Put the buttons back in the car It's got to be more reliable than a fucking iPad And there's something so satisfying About pushing a button Right to turn it back in the day And I don't know if you're too young for this but there were these adding machines, like calculators that had a little receipt on them,

like a little white paper thing. And it was the most satisfying thing on the planet to be like $25.99 plus and it goes, the receipt kind of spits it out. You're pushing these physical buttons and it like makes these clanking noises. Don't you remember your mother? Or like a secretary, they would use the back of a pencil, the eraser. And some of these women were fierce with these calculator machines with the white roll and they'd be like, and then they tear the receipt.

seat off and hand it to you and I just, God, it's just, you know what? It's a, I orgad, what is my quote? Orgasm at the car. Oh my God. I just orgasmed at the cock. That's exactly what it's like. Okay. All right. Yes. Had it or hit it. You know what? You're an interior designer. Yes. You know how important a beautiful switch is. You know how incredible how I just, oh my God, I just orgasmed at the cock when you hear that click of a button. You know that. Okay, Adam, had it or hit it, Riley Gaines. Oh, God. I really have had it with her.

Let me tell you, somebody who was fifth, I've got to say, you know what's so sad is that, like, for anybody, this, like, that's not easy what she was able to, like, to do. Like, she was a good athlete, a good athlete, not a great athlete. But that she thinks that she can like stand toe to toe with somebody like Simone Biles is so absolutely fucking insane. And I hate her because I think that she is a peddler because she is going out there and she's one step away from going, I've never seen a nail clipper like this. Only she's doing it about everything else. she's doing everything she can every time they hit her on fox news she's in the she's in the suit and she's in the hair yeah and she is auditioning and i'm like you don't even fucking care about what you're talking about you're just pissed off and what i truly believe i truly believe this

is that it all happened and then somebody got in her ear and was like it's not right this isn't right and it's just like one day i wouldn't i don't feel sorry for her but there's a part of me that does because one day, if she ever does wake up, she'll be completely ashamed of herself. And I hope she is because the way that she goes out and she finds these like obscure teams in these small towns where there's, you know, a little girl softball team where it's just these girls are just playing softball. They're 10 years old. And you're trying to docks them and, you know, harass these families. Get a fucking grip. First of all, you don't even, you shouldn't have a platform to be, for your rhetoric to even be able to get out there. Just, she's a sorry, sore

loser. I agree. And, you know, on Fox News, they will say, they will call her an Olympic swimmer. She was never in the Olympics. And then she doesn't correct them. No. She allows the lie to perpetuate. And there's this guy that I follow on Twitter. And his Twitter name is Evan Loves Wharf. and he just trolls the fuck out of Riley Gaines. And every single time she tweets, he re-tweets it and he puts, did they beat you at swimming too? Yes. I love these tweets. Have you seen this guy?

And he just is relentless with her because she got fifth place. Right. And she acts like this grave injustice has occurred to this blonde-haired, blue-eyed maga female, you know, who all she had to do, all you have to do to be qualified to work at first. Fox is say, I will orgasm at Donald Trump's cock. And then you're going to have a job. And then more than likely you could get a job with the federal government. If you do well enough defending Trump on Fox News, it's just fucking insane.

But I hate this. I hate this. I cannot stand this kind. I can't stand her. I can't stand her. And I'm just like, you got fifth place. Like nobody is talking about fifth place. And not even at the Olympics.

Not at the Olympics. And here's the deal. She's one of those people that her mommy told her, you're the best. and you would have won but for that blah blah blah it's like no you wouldn't want you would have been fourth fourth fourth fourth fourth fourth fourth no she would have been fifth still she tied for fifth she still would have been fifth nothing would have changed she tied for fifth with the person she's complaining about she tied for fifth with the girl she is like trying to take down her life And if Leah wasn't even in that race, she'd still, like, what are we not getting?

And then when they go on Fox News, it's not even the Olympian that like, where they're like, she's an Olympian. That doesn't even, it does bother me. It doesn't bother me as much as they're like, you would have been my hero. I would have had a poster of you in my room. No, you were not. No, no. She's selling edgy nail clippers on TikTok.

That she is a disaster. She's a disaster. I hate her because she is like completely her whole platform. And I just think, you know, I, one, I've loved listening to this podcast and I love how political you both are. But the pendulum swings, you guys. We all know this. The pendulum swings. And it swings one direction and it gets overcompensated and we swing another direction.

This won't last. This won't last. And what will you do when the pendulum swings the other direction? You will have ruined your life and you're a 20-year-old girl who tied for 50s. It's just not going to work out. You know what amazes me? Because I'm with you. I always tell pumps all the time.

All of this MAGA stuff with these people don't realize is how short-sighted they're being. And then these pundits that get out there that have completely morally compromised themselves. where like two years ago they're on tape saying one thing about Trump and now they've caved and they keep leaving more and more videographic evidence of what duplicitous hypocrites they are and it's just so short-sighted because at some point this will end and it's going to end in a spectacular face plan and what will remain is what side you stood on did you cave did you go rush to the magomorons and

vote against the people that you care about that you're nice to their face and then go vote behind their back because I'm not fucking doing that. And then the people, like I've been so shocked at how many pussies live in this country. The amount of people that have bent the knee

to him where like if you're a billionaire, like Jeff Bezos, you fucking won at capitalism. Like you're so unaffected by any of this shit. Mm-hmm. Why did you bend the knee to him? I'm just so shocked.

I mean, but what do you expect? He had carpet at his wedding. He can buy anything. He can buy absolutely anything. And he and Lauren Sanchez went to, you know, floors and decor. And they went, we'll take it. And it's like, they're like, no, that's a great carpet and, you know, what? And they're like, no, we'll take it.

We'll take it all. he could have literally carved marble out of like the rarest stones and like they laid it down and they leave it for the people of italy but they he had gray carpet at his wedding and we sometimes have the bar too high we sometimes think like no they should know better no people used to build buildings the rockefeller center that's a family right that they built that and it's still there right you know what's not still there the gray carpet in venice it's gone already it's gone already such a good point okay last one had it or hit it j d vance i've had it with j d vance he is i just he is absolutely exactly what you were talking about of somebody who was on the record of being a never trump guy to then you know completely changing his mind and i think like i don't know how they don't feel this or they're not seeing what they're doing as like, I can see absolutely through what you're doing.

This is an opportunity for you to gain power. And so you've decided that, you know, I can revert back on what I said. And you know what? Maybe I was wrong on this. But the difference is between this and like in the past, right? Because I think sometimes people try to make comparisons to the past, maybe in the past there's been a politician

who was like, I don't believe in gay marriage. And they changed their mind on that. I think the difference between this, besides the very obvious ones, but is that, like, you've decided to change your mind to going, well, you know what? Yeah, you're right. Immigrants don't belong here. And I don't believe people should have rights.

I don't know what I was thinking that people should have rights or people should feel safe. And that's where, you know, I think we all draw the line. And I think that's, he's, you know, he's the epitome of like the worst of the worst of it, this guy who tries to go out there and be like, I'm just the cool beer drinking guy. And it's like, no, you're wearing I'm liner. What about the video of him running at Disneyland?

I mean, pull that up. That is the sprint heard around Southern California. The pitter-patter of those new balances on the sidewalk. I'll never forget it. And it's a pitter-patter. It's not like a he's, it's a pitter-patter. I mean, here's my thing about like J.D. Van, and all of these guys, like they talk nonstop about how masculine they are and how

how girly and how beta liberal men are. Yet they have literally changed their entire identity, moral compass, everything about them for a guy that needs a man bra that has cancels, that has a pot belly, that cheats at golf, that cannot blend his makeup. There is nothing more beta than a man. maga man. Nothing. Nothing. What you did to Mike Pence is an alpha move all day long and twice on Sunday. As a gay man, Olympic medalist in the United States, you had more alpha energy than all of the maga men combined by the way you handled Mike Pence. And I fucking will love you and

worship you forever for that. That was the best story. Like I don't want this episode to end and we're out of time i know i don't either i was just thinking the next time one of us is out of town adam has to be the guest host yes you have to be our new guest host i would love it yeah and i'll think of amazon products that i can pitch at my storefront okay adam i just i just forgot how great it was it's been too long it's been too long this should be like a reoccurring quarterly i've had it with not having adam on once a month agree yes i'm i'm there i'm there i got the mic i got the camera i'm ready to go. I love it. You got the alpha energy. That's right. And good luck with your podcast. Your new podcast. Tell us the name again. Yes, it's intrusive thoughts. And you can listen to it wherever you listen to podcasts. And wherever you get your

products on Amazon, I'm sure you can find it somewhere there. I'm going to listen to it while I play with my new fingernail clippers. I have an orgasm. And as I orgasm. All right. You've never seen anything like it. I love you guys so much. I'm going to stop. Bye, Adam. Thank you. Bye. I love him. I love him. I knew I loved him. Like, I remember, oh, I'm excited to have him again. I fucking love him. We went over time like by 15 minutes on purpose. And there's nothing in there that's boring. No. He needs to be cut because he's that spectacular. When he said she still would have gotten fifth place. I honestly had to squeeze, so I wouldn't peeve my pants. I was laughing. Did you do a cagle? I was cagling

over here. You were in my green glasses and my green shirt. I was cagling because I was laughing so hard. I'm like, I'm going to tinkle in my pants. He's fucking cagling for Adam Rippon. That's right. That's what maybe we should title this episode. Cageling with Adam Rippon. I think he said Rippon. Did he? Kylie. Okay. Rippon. I thought it was Rippon. I introduced him as Rippin. Because we're Southern and Rippin. Rippin, Rippin, Rippin. Yeah, Adam Rippin. Olympic medalist, Adam Rippin.

Adam, what's up? No, he's the best. He's the best. All right. Okay, Tom's talking about the book. Okay, we have a book. And we also have the audio book, if you would like to hear our Southern access, accents, whisper in your ear, the words to this gorgeous book. And it's called Life is a Lazy Susan of Shit Sandwiches.

There's a link in our bio. You can get it anywhere you get books. You can get it audiobook. Can you get it on Amazon storefronts? I don't know. I've seen it in the airport. Does that count? That's...

Is that a storefront? I mean, that's a storefront, but is it Amazon? I don't know. Okay, we got to go. We got to go. We will see you next Tuesday and Thursday. I'll tell you what I've had it with. I've had it with that.

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