I've Had It - MAGA Jesus is a D**k
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Welcome to America's top DEI podcast, Patriots, Gatriots and Matriots.
Kaka! That is Miss Angela D. Beaver, America's best DEI hire in podcasting.
I mean, there's no better DEI podcaster than me.
I have a great update on the beaver.
Oh, OK.
It is the animal of Canada.
That makes me love it even more.
That makes me happy that I'm Angela, the donning of a beaver.
The donning of a beaver.
Especially now in these turbulent times.
Yeah.
You're an eagle beaver.
Eagle-eyed beaver.
I don't know how eagle-eyed I am.
All right, Pumps, what have you had it with?
Okay, what I've had it with is bad fucking drivers.
So on my way to work this morning,
there's a car that is so behind.
So you're behind the slowest car in your lane.
The other lanes are passing like crazy.
So I get over and I too am gonna pass.
And that person decides to speed up immediately
Blocking me from passing and I'm like you haven't cared how slow you're going this entire time
Everybody's passed you but now since I was directly behind you you're gonna be a big tough guy
Had it
Yeah, the thing about driving is it's it?
Yeah, the thing about driving is it's, sometimes it feels so good to be like, fuck you, blah, blah, blah. But then when somebody does it to me, I'm like, cool your jets. Like, what's
your rush? You know, like I'm always on both sides of the spectrum when it comes to driving.
Well, and it's very dependent on if I'm in a hurry or not, or if I'm just, you know,
no problem, not don't have to be
anywhere on time, my level of anger at the drivers in front of me. But this particularly
made me mad because when I'm going slow and somebody passes me, I'm like, oh, you need
to, you need to speed up. They've, they've sent you a signal. You need to take it, humble
yourself and take it. This person, no, they just rammed up. It was so rude. Rude, rude,
rude. So mine is kind of similar. And I've had it with when I'm driving, my husband telling
me which way to go. Yeah. And where to park and what to do. And like Josh has this whole
thing like his, his whole parking approach to everything. And like Josh has this whole thing, like his whole parking approach to everything, and
it's really pretty smart, is like he'll pull into the parking lot and you see the people
that are like, you know, snaking up and down trying to find a close spot.
Josh will pull into a parking lot and drive to the very back of it and park.
I do that a lot.
He's like, I'm not messing with this.
I'm not playing this game with these people.
I'm going to do it.
So when I'm driving, he'll be like, you need to switch lanes.
And I'm like, I've got this.
I know what I'm doing.
And then we get in the parking lot, just go to the back and park.
And I'm like, well, there's one right here that I'm choosing.
I get to pick the spot.
You don't get to pick the spot.
I'm driving.
And I just, I don't like the, I don't need the tips,
the driving tips.
And oftentimes, you know, I'll have on my Google maps
if we're going to watch our son's basketball game
or something, and it's guiding me as it should.
And then he has to weigh in.
And then the ironic thing is sometimes when he's driving,
he has on the maps and the map will say turn left.
And Josh's blinkers not on, but I'm like, I'm not going to say anything.
I'm not going to be that person.
And then he starts going straight and I'm like, what are you doing?
He's like, Oh my God, Oh my God.
And then, you know, he thinks he has to mention all this stuff.
So yeah, the backseat driving.
First of all, it's hard to not backseat drive when you've had
kids that you're teaching to drive. But when adults do it to me, makes me crazy. But I
know on the flip side, I make my kids crazy because they regularly point that out to me.
I had to correct you the other day because you almost ran over a pedestrian.
That's true. I didn't even see it.
You didn't even see him. And I like I reached up and grabbed the oh shit bar. Yeah. And I was like, pumps, pumps, pumps. And then you like slammed
on the brake and the guy was like glaring at us. And I was like, we deserve that. Yeah.
Yeah. Because you would have hit him. I would have. And I typically when something like
that happens that I know it's my fault, I'm always like, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Like
I'll own that I fucked it up. But here's my new thing with my kids. I grab
the bar, but I don't say anything that seems to enrage them even more. Like I won't say
slow down. There's a red stoplight coming up. I'll just grab the bar and then they're
incensed. The O-shit bar. I like calling it the O-shit bar. I've never heard that before.
Oh, I've called it the O-shit bar for a long time. I guess because my driving's so good. OK.
Welcome to I've Had It.
I'm Jennifer.
I'm the donning of a beaver.
The donning of a beaver.
So we're kind of out here in Trump's America trying
to still make our little podcast.
And I mean, this sucks.
Not our show, of course.
It's fucking rock solid.
But the Trump's America stuff is so daunting.
I feel like as bad as I thought it was going to be, it's exponentially worse. And my expectations
were super duper low. But you know what? You just got to keep pushing on.
Yeah, it's really, it's really bad. And I have a lot of concern about all of these people that have lost their jobs and the jobs
that they were doing, like making sure planes don't crash, making sure water is clean, making
sure corporations aren't poisoning us.
All of that's been eliminated.
And then you have these triple Trumpers that just celebrate.
And it's bizarre.
It's a death cult.
MAGA is really a death cult in my opinion.
Well, it's definitely a cult of cruelty and hate.
I'm gonna say it's a death cult.
You're gonna go all the way?
Yeah, I am.
I think it's a death cult.
Okay, Kylie, what's going on on the internet?
I've got a couple of reviews for you.
Five stars from Brad, titled Gay from Small Town,
Oklahoma. And he says, I was born and raised in a very small town outside of Oklahoma City.
It was hard growing up gay where everyone hated gays. That said, I'm not proud of anything
about Oklahoma except for three things. These two ladies and Brahms. Keep being a bright
blue dot in the hellscape of Oklahoma.
I mean, this is why we do this podcast and continue to do it.
And we get, you know, hate and all the stuff.
And this is why we don't bend.
This is why you don't see us move away from this community, because
there are millions of gay, lesbian, trans, queer Americans.
And either this is a democracy for everyone or it's not. And
I have felt the fight for human rights with every fiber in my bone forever. And I've never
relented on it. And I probably lost friends over it, but I don't give a fuck. And pumps
can attest to it. I mean, back in the day when we were young moms, pumps kind of hung
out in some Bible circles and we'd go on these girls trips. And I would go hard in the day when we were young moms, pumps kind of hung out in some Bible circles and we'd go on these girls' trips.
And I would go hard in the paint for this group of people.
And I'm unrelenting in my loyalty and my support
because of how cruel people are to this community.
It's just immoral and deplorable.
Well, and having grown up in practice Christianity before I got
some critical thinking skills, the one thing as I look back and I and I survey
the whole landscape of my life, I see that one thing that evangelical
Christianity teaches more than anything else is you're better, you're entitled
because you're a Christian, and so you have a real callousness to the
needs of other people because what happens to them can't happen to you because you're
special. And so when you see that, and it's so gross to me now, I feel like it's more
important for me to stand up and be strong and not waver because I was at one point brainwashed into that.
And I look back and that's what I see. It's an entitlement. It's righteous judgment
and it is mean-spirited. And that makes me feel good that he is proud of us. It makes me sad that
he had to grow up that way. And you know, that's the message, Democrats, that a lot of people were indoctrinated.
In this indoctrination, not only is that you're so special in the Christian narcissism, but there is
a massive effort to demonize gay people and tell them they're going to hell and try to deprogram
them and all of these things. You can't simply, you can't deprogram homosexuality
in the same way that you can't deprogram heterosexuality.
You can't do it.
Furthermore, why the fuck do you wanna do that?
I mean, talk about a fool's errand,
but this is the part of Christianity.
I mean, there's many reasons why I'm not a Christian,
but when I see people
that are so like, like kind of friendly on the surface, but then right beneath it, if
you say, well, how are you on LGBTQ plus rights? Well, I mean, you know, my hairdresser's gay,
but I mean, you know, if truth be told, you know, we're, we know they're all going to
go to hell. And I think, you know what, Becky?
You're a cunt.
That's what you are.
You know, I just, the fact that people think it's their business,
and I want to also point out that Christians make gay babies.
Right!
Straight people make gay babies, and it's not a choice.
And I hope that the Democrats maintain their support for this
community. And if they don't, I want you to know that there are millions of us that will.
That's right. All right, Kylie, who's next? Okay, this one is five stars titled lackluster
listener. And they finally got around to reviewing worth five stars, I guess.
Lackluster. That's fantastic. That is such a great review. Yeah. He's a lackluster listener
and it's lackluster podcast. Worth five stars, I guess. I mean, yeah. I mean, you know, I think,
hey, lackluster listener, thank you for doing it because I have to say this.
I mean, you know, I think, hey, like cluster listener, thank you for doing it because I have to say this.
I'm really guilty of Angie and I are both guilty of this for years.
We would be like, you know, that person, they're such a twat, they shouldn't have done this,
that bubble.
We're going to write them a letter.
And it's some, you know, like corporation or some teacher or some somebody somewhere that fucked around.
And we were going to write a letter to try to rectify the situation,
to right the wrong. We never wrote a letter.
No. And that's the thing.
It's in the moment you think you're absolutely going to do it.
But so taking the time to actually do it, we appreciate it because I'm not great at it.
Yeah. Yeah. I don't think I've ever left a review.
I think I've left a review on this podcast.
For ourselves?
For ourselves when the podcast was really, really young.
And you know, I have that email box for stuff that I buy, that just all my receipts go to.
I think I did it from that one because I didn't want my name to be on it.
So I did a clandestine review of the podcast maybe in the first week.
I like that. It's the only review I've ever read.
You know, it's kind of like, you know, if you're in high school and you're running for student
council, you should vote for yourself. Right. We should write reviews for ourselves. I'm sure
I probably did too. I just don't have a memory of it. It sounds like something we would have said,
let's each go write a review. Yeah, I do think that I was nervous about someone seeing my name, reviewing my own podcast.
So I remember like thinking I was really cute doing the other one.
All right.
I have some news stories.
I have a news story.
Okay, this is wild, you guys.
Okay. wild you guys. Okay, so a realtor was fired after writing on her restaurant
receipt, I hope Trump deports you. And so customer Stephanie Levens, she's denied
the allegations online claiming her credit card was lost slash stolen but
employees have identified her as the culprit.
And on the receipt, she wrote tip zero, you suck.
And then she reinforced the total.
And then she wrote at the bottom,
I hope Trump deports you.
All right, go to the next slide.
And then somebody that works at the, Kylie, does this person work at the restaurant?
Yes, ma'am.
Okay.
Yes, ma'am.
Wow.
Kylie must be doing something she shouldn't be doing or she wouldn't have thrown out the
ma'am.
Yes, ma'am.
Isabel Natalie writes, y'all hate us, but love our food.
Shame on you, Stephanie, for not saying it with your chest.
And so this is a Mexican restaurant.
And of course, Trump has just fueled these horrible, horrible people.
Okay, Stephanie, then, post.
Thank you for all the recent notifications of scammers and
profile hackers. I recently discovered a lost slash missing credit card and an
attempted use slash purchase. I am learning that scam bots are a thing and
always be careful of suspicious links especially if your information has been compromised.
AI is a good thing until it's not.
So here she is trying to provide cover for her cruel and racist message to the server.
Go to the next one.
And here she is after she got fired selling my dumbbell set five to 50 pounds with rack meet up at the police
department only serious inquiries only $500. And then the next slide Diana Prince reports
she looks like she pronounces the L in tortilla tortilla. And so this is this is the part about Trump's America that is the most insidious to me.
This is not the golden era of America.
This is the age of emboldenment.
And you have racists, homophobes, misogynists that are completely, totally, and utterly
emboldened by this piece of shit.
And his wife, Melania, has the audacity to have a first lady campaign called Be Best
to try to get people to not be bullies. And that is so rich and so insulting.
And I just, I really, I really hate these people. I hate the way
they treat Mexicans. I hate the way they treat minorities. I hate the way they treat the
LGBTQ plus community. It is despicable and more white people need to stand up to these
types of fucking bullies because it is intolerable, insufferable and disgusting.
I'm glad she lost her job. Here's the thing. She was emboldened by Trump's America. I completely
agree with you. And there was nothing more MAGA about this situation than her lying about
it. When everybody saw her at the restaurant, now she's saying, oh, poor me, I'm a victim.
I mean, that's the most MAGA thing of all.
That's a good point.
I mean, she just, it's the double down lying
when you know you're lying.
Yeah, no, it's, hey, I just want to tell you,
you have some eyeliner.
Oh gosh.
And I know I got called out a couple episodes ago.
Am I getting you?
Yeah, below the right eye.
It looks a little better, but I just wanted you to know.
Okay, good.
This is, and you're on record.
I'm just calling out in real time.
Okay, good.
Let me see.
I can't see.
Back to the racist liar.
That to me is just, that is happening nationwide.
Kylie, why don't you tell our listener what happened to your friends, lesbian friends
that were recently married?
Yeah, so they were just posting about their relationship.
They're not influencers.
They don't have a lot of followers.
And they got this hateful message from a burner account.
And it said things like, fuck you, F word. And it just goes on, I hope you burn in hell,
I hope you die, I hope you get shot,
I hope you get murdered, whatever.
Ana posted it on her story because
we get messages like that all the time.
And we don't usually like to platform them,
but she wanted to post that so that people see it,
her family sees it, these people that vote for Trump
see what is really happening behind the scenes.
And this is happening nationwide and this is the very under reported consequence of
Trumpism is that people are emboldened to be more racist and to be more homophobic and
to be more misogynist.
And Pumps and I have received a shit ton of horrific, horrific similar messages.
And we can no longer, we no longer post on Twitter.
We have Twitter, but we put the locks on it
because we need to go vet, you know, news and whatnot
when Trump or Musk or somebody tweets something.
But it's a really dangerous space.
And who benefits from all of this is Zuckerberg and Musk,
and it's making a worse society.
And I just think this, if I had billions of dollars
and I could leave some form of an imprint,
I would want it to be a good one.
Right.
I would want to, you know,
if I wanted capitalism that much,
I would want my message to be the system
is completely broken that I was able to get to this place while somebody who physically
works a lot harder than I do doing two jobs raising kids, um, couldn't get health insurance.
I would want to have a bigger message, but, Zuckerberg goes on, I guess he went on Rogue
and I can't remember what podcast he went on, and said he was tired of feeling neutered,
which I'm like, that's your fucking issue. That's a you problem. Yeah, you're a billionaire
and you still feel neutered. I mean, this is a Mark Zuckerberg problem. Then we see
Elon Musk running around with a chainsaw, you know, tripping out on drugs, cutting working people's jobs.
And there is just a cruelty to MAGA.
There is a recreational cruelty
where these people feast on this cruelty.
And they, from time to time, I try to watch Fox News
and the cruelty in it is so disturbing.
And it's, I just, I really think that these people
are just really sick fucking puppies.
I agree.
And what the through line, when we get death threats,
it comes through Fox News a lot of times.
Like if they mention our podcast on Fox News,
that's when we get all these death threats.
Also when Andrew Tate tweeted us,
that was the worst of the worst.
And Andrew Tate, but it's like,
what is so hard to reconcile,
but I mean, it's not really hard, but on the surface it's hard, is these are all the people
that would say, if you looked in their bios, peace, love, and Jesus. We are Christians,
support our Christian-ness and Christian that and our values, but yet you have
no problem saying you want people to be raped and you hope they kill themselves. Where's the
disconnect in that? I think the disconnect is this. The Maga Jesus is a dick. Right. I mean,
just full stop. He's a capitalist, wants people to be
cruel, doesn't want people to have health care. You know, there's all of these like hardcore
evangelicals that are coming out right now saying empathy is a problem. Right. And so they're trying
to identify empathy as being something that they don't want to value. And so, you know, and all of this is bred
in these evangelical churches,
and this is where Democrats are losing footing.
Because we grew up in the suburbs of Oklahoma City,
and this mega church culture,
back in the 80s when I grew up, it was staggering.
And it's still going on.
I received a message from a friend of mine
who sends her kids to a secular private school and her daughter is in sixth
grade and her daughter got this message and it was a group text
that a sixth grader sent a bunch of other sixth graders. Hi guys, this
should have like our group of girls
and everything.
I like wanna shake the nerves off
and I wanted to know if you wanted to meet
for a prayer group.
Please let me know if you want to
and I can find a good time.
I wanna bring God into people's lives.
And if you don't know him and want to come
and want to know him, come to me.
And I want y'all to know, like, as when I grew up in middle school, middle school and
high school in Oklahoma, and my parents are not religious at all, zero indoctrination,
this type of recruitment was nonstop.
It was nonstop into my adulthood. It was, I fucking hated it.
Because these people think, and this, why is a sixth grader out recruiting people for
her megachurch?
I mean, that is just so fucked up that she's sitting there thinking about heaven and hell
and spiritual warfare and eternal damnation and punishment.
She's 10 or 11.
I just think that is child abuse.
I think it is so fucked up to send your kids out to recruit people.
And I think it's horrible, horrible, horrible and incredibly damaging to tell kids in their
developmental stage, if you don't do things the right way, you're going to burn in hell forever.
But God loves you unconditionally.
I think it's just this huge messed up thing.
Now listen, listener, I know some of you might be Methodist, Episcopalian, Christian, light,
you don't take the Bible literally, but this evangelical Christianity runs parallel with republicanism and they get indoctrinated in
it very, very young and they feel that a part of their religion is to recruit people.
And I have been recruited by these people that I always found to be like, you want me
to go to your church?
You're the biggest piece of shit I know.
Or your marriage is so fucked up and you're advertising for me to go get a piece of your
life?
I mean, come on now.
This is a huge problem in America, this evangelical Christianity.
And I'm not talking about black people.
This is a white thing.
This is a white evangelical Christianity thing.
The black people that I know that have a faith aren't near this judgmental.
They don't try to recruit.
It's something that helps them personally try to get through their life.
But this white evangelical mega church culture is the epicenter of MAGA.
And it is cruel.
It is cruel to tell a kid they're going to burn and hail forever.
Well, that's what I was told my entire life.
I mean, there was just no ifs, ands, or buts
about it. And then you start, I think the most damaging thing for me in my personal
experience was the lack of critical thinking, was the ability to deny reality in favor of
what I wanted to believe it was and not examine every situation that I was in at face value,
but going to, well, I'll pray about it and it'll fix it.
That'll fix it. That's what affected me the most. And then the, I'm entitled. It's okay for me
because nothing bad can happen to me because I'm a good Christian girl. You know what I mean? So,
I mean, it's all insidious and the recruiting is taught from a young age. And I'm sure the sixth-grader's mom was
like, oh my gosh, little Tammy, she did such a good job. I'm so proud of her. She probably
told her Sunday school teacher, the whole night. That is applauded. That kind of behavior is applauded.
And the reality is what that child should be taught is it's not your business.
reality is what that child should be taught is it's not your business. Right.
You don't claim moral superiority, nor do you claim to have the answers to existentialism
in the universe and recruit other people to your line of thinking.
And this is able to go unchecked all the time because it's Christianity.
But if somebody were Muslim or Jewish or Mormon and they start doing this
shit in the group, me, it would be stage five meltdown by all of these white Christians.
And it's just the hypocrisy of Christianity when you live in the buckle of the Bible belt.
And I'm just going to tell you guys, there are people who have gay kids and they do not support their kids.
They exile them from their lives.
They don't vote for them.
They treat them like shit.
They try to pray the gay away.
And I'll tell you this, there are a shit ton of racists that I've experienced in my life.
Every single one of them is also as big as they are
a racist, they're also equally that big of a Christian. Those two things go hand in hand.
And this has been going on for over a century. If you look back to slavery was supported by
Christianity in the Bible, it tells you, gives you explicit instructions of how to treat your slave.
I think it sums up in the phrase moral superiority. Yeah. They believe they're morally superior.
Well this was an uplifting intro. I know. I was going to say this sounds more like an
IHIP news than an I've had it. All right, Kylie, what do you have on store for us today?
We've got some voice memos. Okay, great. I'm going to kick it off with someone that has
an idea for Angela. I was listening to today's episode and I just think that Angela D. Beaver, attorney at law,
because I give a damn, would be a great tagline.
I think it's great.
Oh, you know what I need to do is like dress up in sequins and do a little tagline like
Angela D. Beaver.
Yeah, I think you should do it.
All right, who's next?
Okay, up next we've got Ashley.
Hello, Angela, Dawn, Jessica, and what's her name?
Karen?
Yeah, anyways.
I know we love to be a dead horse on this podcast
and so I have one that I think
we should drag out again. I am fucking tired of these Trump-er Republicans,
triple Trump-ers coming out here with I don't know why we can't be friends with
different politics. Um, bitch, maybe because you don't believe in human rights. Um, anyways, I just had a friendship breakup about politics and this girl was trying to
tell me that I can't believe you discard someone because of a vote instead of their character.
Bitch, your vote is your character and clearly you don't give a shit about people other than
you.
White, straight people, okay?
So I fucking had it and I love you guys so much.
I love this podcast.
It's the only thing keeping me sane in Trump's America.
Love you, bye.
I mean, that's exactly how it rolls.
Like it's not a situation where I'm breaking up with you
because of how you voted. I'm breaking up with you because of how you voted. I'm breaking
up with you because you're immoral. Right. Racism's either you're in it or you don't
care that other people are, that you don't value humans. And I think fundamentally it
comes down to, and I think this is everywhere, if it doesn't affect me, I don't care.
If it affects somebody else, that's fine.
It has nothing to do with me.
I've been that person, so I get it.
But that is fundamentally such a huge problem.
And also, I think there's this situation
that liberals or maybe moderates or complete leftists
are finding themselves in, where you fought
so hard for human rights and you put the needs of marginalized people before yourself if
you're a privileged white person.
And then you see these piece of shit friends that you've had, just, you know, triple trumpet,
MAGA it, you see them getting more emboldened, and it becomes off-putting and it becomes
a deal breaker.
And you're like, you know what, I don't want to spend my free time with a racist piece
of shit.
And I've discovered now that you're a racist piece of shit, and I was kind of okay with
it there for a little bit, but now I can't do it anymore.
So this is a breakup.
This is a deal breaker for me.
And then now the MAGA people are trying to, instead of taking ownership for that and saying,
yeah, I get it. If you're not a racist and I'm a racist, you want to want to hang out with me.
Now they're saying, oh, liberals, you know, they're just, they are, aren't hanging out with their conservative friends anymore.
It's like if you were conservative, that would be one thing. You don't believe in democracy. You support
this cruel man. And then we know about all of this bullying and the DMs that goes way
under reported that we just talked about at the beginning of this episode. And you're
okay with all that. And it makes you unattractive. Your MAGA makes you very unattractive, and I don't want to be
friends with somebody who on the inside is unattractive. You're ugly on the
inside, and that's a deal-breaker. And so, I mean, for me, I have kind of been doing
this for a very long time. It's always been very, very difficult for me, and I've
always kept my friend group really small
because I'm an atheist liberal in the buckle of the Bible belt and always have been so.
But now I'm just like, fuck you if you voted for Maggot three times.
Well, and you know what I've noticed is, like, I can't even tolerate people like in Teslas,
which I understand people are, you know, it was a good thing in the beginning to buy a
Tesla. Now Elon Musk crazy and I love to see the fall of Tesla people, you know, not buying
Teslas. We have the lady that owns our dog school, when her best friend says a Tesla,
she loves it. She was on backorder
for the sticker of, I bought this car before Elon Musk was crazy. I guess that's the big sticker
people are putting on it. She turned it in over the weekend. She's like, I can't live with myself
in a Tesla. I just can't because people immediately assume I'm an asshole. And I was following
somebody on the street yesterday. It was a brand new Tesla. I thought that motherfuckers evil I mean the hate that drives up in my mind. It's hard. It's hard
It's really hard to hear about these you know these two
Friends of Kylie's that get that kind of message all the shit we've gotten in listen
I we never really talk about ours that much we choose to be in a high-profile
situation by sitting down every day behind these microphones and you're going to get that. We're big girls and we can put on our big girl panties and
push through it. And I'd rather us take it because we're pretty thick skinned than somebody
who's a member of the LGBTQ plus community. But I'll tell you one thing that like has
happened since Trump won, like in pumps and I do this and some of my friends that I play
tennis and pickleball with, like we'll go into a place and we just like size up. Right. You think they're MAGA? Oh, yeah. Oh,
no, they look liberal. And you size everybody up. Like you're always questioning is this
person MAGA or not MAGA? Because it's different. Like I remember when people voted for George
W. Bush, I did not like him. I thought he was a terrible president. I think he didn't
think he was bright. But there was some friendliness and camaraderie about it. Like if I ran into some
of my friends that were George W. Bush supporters, I could razz them and they could razz back
at me and say, Oh, you're just a liberal blah, blah. And it was friendly. But this shit is
just, I mean, it's just beyond the pale that you're letting Andrew Tate,
who's this huge sexual predator back in the United States off the hook.
We could just go on and on and on about the moral depravity of these people and how they
okay it.
But, you know, I mean, it's really disturbing.
It's friendship ending for sure.
Yeah. Okay, it's really disturbing. It's friendship ending for sure. Yeah.
Okay, who's next?
Okay, up next we've got Ruthie.
I love that name.
Hello, hello, hello.
Kathy Bishamone, also known as Shannon pumps.
My name is Ruthie and I'm a fellow Guitrean that lives in the heart of central Texas.
I am in the army, so Trump is literally my boss,
and I am completely alone in a sea of red.
So I do listen to the I've Had It podcast
and IHIP News religiously.
I never skip a single episode
and that is the only religious thing about me.
Anyways, I have had it with people singing out loud in public and I know this is a thing that
has been discussed before on this podcast, but I just wanted to share my story. So I have to go
to the hospital all the time in the army to go to my appointments, right? And there has been at least,
I can count on two hands now, the number of times I've been sitting and waiting for an appointment
and this old man walks through the hallway singing church songs at the top of his lungs
While the last time was just the last fucking straw for me because I'm sitting in the chair
Waiting to have my pap smear done, right?
like the worst type of appointment you can possibly go to and I am
Subjected to the torture of listening to Jesus Loves Me. That is the last fucking
thing I want to hear when I'm about to be spread eagle on a table with the doctor examining
me. No, no thank you. I would, you know what, if you want to sing Chapel Rowan and Sabrina
Carpenter at the top of your lungs, fucking go for it. But Jesus loves me absolutely not.
Jesus does not love me according to my family who has completely disowned me because I'm a raging lesbian.
Anyways, just wanted to share that with y'all. Thank you for producing such an amazing podcast
and I hope you're all doing amazing. Kisses. Bye-bye.
Ruthie, I mean, I just, my heart, when I hear about parents that disown their children because they're gay or shame
them because they're gay or know that they are gay and despite that knowledge, go and
vote for Donald Trump. The sense of conditional love those kids must feel and how harmful
that is, it breaks my heart and I want you Ruthie to know that
there are millions of women and men like pumps in me who love you for you and all of the
other Ruthies out there. And it is just, you know, we only have this time on earth and
it just, it's just horrific to me that you just
wouldn't...
Ruthie's a lesbian.
Who gives a shit?
Ruthie sounds like a lot of fun to me.
Yeah, exactly.
You know, Ruthie sounds like somebody you'd want to sit around and have coffee with and
hang out with and she's funny and she's in the army.
Right, she's a badass.
You know, it's just...
God, I fucking hate, I fucking hate Trump and I hate all these
fucking mega people.
It's just awful.
It is.
It's terrible.
And the guy singing Jesus Love Me, he does that on purpose and he should immediately
be removed from, I mean, like the gene pool, he should be segregated by himself.
Gross, gross, gross.
You know, it's forced capitalism, forced religiosity. I mean, it's just always, that's why I think
the evangelicals and the capitalists go so well together. Because evangelicals, it's
a pyramid scheme. You have to keep recruiting, recruiting, recruiting, and they're always,
you know, it's always proselytizing.
Every time you say that, I'm like, oh my God, she's right. You know, I mean, that's just so, you have to keep it going.
You have to keep it going or you realize, oh my God, this is all bullshit.
Now we know why the six year olds send in those texts.
Or sixth grader, my bad.
Yeah.
And then, you know, now you know why the preachers are always like, bring a friend, make sure
you bring a friend.
And when you go, you have to fill out your information.
And again, I know that some of you are Christian light and go to a church that doesn't take
Venmo that probably has decent architecture where there are religious leaders like that
one that told off Trump that talk about equality and social justice and supporting the marginalized
and not judging.
And I know that that exists and I know that that exists in a lot of spaces. It rarely exists in the Bible Belt.
Right. The bishop that spoke at the inaugural breakfast.
She'd get run out of Oklahoma.
No, she would not be welcome in Oklahoma. That would just not be okay. Plus she wasn't
Hellfire and Brimstone like, rah rah, rah rah, enough.
She wasn't talking in tongues.
She wasn't talking in tongues.
Holding a rattlesnake. She wasn't talking in tongues.
No rattlesnake. Right. All that. Okay. Okay. Next we've got Jill. I have had it with these
women who are grandmothers that have to select and choose what they're going to be called as grandmothers.
So you know, there are women that say, well, I would like to be called Nana, or I would
like to be called granny, or I would like to be called meemaw, like the are incredible
meemaw pumps. But here's the thing,
how about just let the child call you
what they wanna call you?
Like, why are you making this all about yourself
and your preference?
Like, grandma naming conventions,
you have to be in control of that too.
I don't know, just be called what your little grandbaby
wants to call you and quit acting like you're entitled to give yourself some preferred grandma
naming convention. What the fuck? I don't know. People just make everything so hard
and I've had it. I know we haven't really talked about performative,
overreaching grandparents. And that is a real thing. I'm a gold mine. That is a real thing.
I am so lucky that my parents just have let me and my siblings, they don't like interfere or tell us
how to raise our kids. I mean, there of of course been times and I immediately draw a boundary and they immediately acknowledge
it. But sometimes I think grandparents over-insert themselves into their child and their grandkids'
lives and I think it's kind of toxic.
Oh yeah, it happens all the time. On this point specifically,
okay so I, as you know, I'm older than Jennifer a lot and so my friends are starting to become
grandparents and I can't tell you how many conversations that I've had where they're talking
about well should I be called this or should have I called that and I'm like why aren't you just
called whatever the kid calls you? Like I thought that's how it worked.
But there's a lot of narcissism in grandparent names nowadays,
which was not a thing.
I mean, I just called,
I was the only child on my dad's side, only grandchild.
So I just called my grandmother
what the words I could say that I called her.
And that was it.
Like there wasn't any, okay, now we're gonna sit down,
you're gonna call us memes, and this is how it's gonna be. There was none of that. It was just like, meh, meh, meh, meh. And it was it. Like there wasn't any, okay, now we're going to sit down. You're going to call us memes and this is how it's going to be.
There was none of that. It was just like, and it just evolved.
But now they're really, and it bugs the shit out of me because my kids always say
we're going to make our kids call you pumps. I love that. They should.
Well, but I feel like that's a hard name to pronounce. It's going to end up being
that. Why do I mean, I don't care.
Here's the deal, here's the deal.
This whole idea that it's gonna be a hard name to pronounce,
we're already lowering the standards
for a segment of the population
where the standards are already so low.
They're only gonna be able to not pronounce it
for like a year or two,
and then they're gonna be able to pronounce it.
Yeah. I mean, I've- You going to be able to pronounce it. Yeah.
I mean, you've got to be Pumps.
Pumps.
Yeah, you've got to be.
I mean, I know we change your name all the time, but Pumps has always stayed.
You don't think Beaver?
I think that could be a little inappropriate.
I like where your head's at, but I think when I play the tape through, that could be incredibly
problematic.
All right, Kylie, who's next?
Okay, next we've got Haley.
Okay.
Jennifer and pumps, I'm going to give it to you.
Let me fucking tell you what I've had it with.
I'm from a little maggotville farm town in the middle of fucking nowhere Kansas.
And let me tell you what I fucking had it with.
I have had it with these so-called Christians who are advocating for anti-trans,
anti-LGBTQ, anti-immigrant. One,
are you fucking stu- have they even picked up a Bible and read it? One, Jesus was not white. I know y'all know this, but what-
I cannot. Literally, shut the fuck up and read if you're gonna preach it. Jesus loved everybody.
I'm pretty sure- pretty damn sure if he tried to come into this country, he would be kicked out.
And they wonder why so many of my generation, Gen Z,
are leaving the church. Have they ever just stopped to think why? Use your fucking brain,
bro.
Here's your fucking brain. I mean, it's just, it's so true. It's, I mean, the, you guys, the, the Bible thumpers are so
exhausting and sanctimonious and stupid. They're not even armed with facts. Right. And they walk
in and try to sit down and have conversations. And these are the people that are now anti-vaxxers.
Right. Then when they genuinely get sick, want to go to the
same people who told them to get vaccinated, they want to go to that same group where they
said, no, we know more than you. Then we go to that same group and then receive some form
of treatment where then their expertise is appreciated. This is the problem with magical
thinking. You deny facts. And I just, I've never had any use for it. And I'm so grateful
that I was never indoctrinated. And people think that are religious. Well I just, I've never had any use for it. And I'm so grateful that I was never
indoctrinated and people think that are religious. Well, Jennifer, do you not have any sense
of spirituality? Do you not have to, is there a void in your life? And the answer to that
is an overwhelming no. I feel like really fortunate to have the time that I have on
this earth because nobody fucking knows what happens afterwards.
Nobody knows.
Christians will claim that they know, but nobody knows 100 percent.
And I feel very fortunate to have like, you know, when you have a dog and you get, you
know, 10, 12 years with them.
I feel so fortunate that I had that time.
I feel so fortunate when I see the earth.
I feel, you know, the
sense of humanity evolving from generation after generation, trying to leave nuggets
for the next and for the next and for the next. What a wonderful experience this whole
thing can be. And that's why I get so fucking pissed off that we have just this one life
here that there's all these fucking asshole maggots running around trying to fuck shit up and be mean to people.
It pisses me the fuck off. And, by the way, Jonah never lived in a whale. It never fucking happened.
And Noah didn't take, it wasn't 900 years old and took all these species on a boat and floated around.
You're fucking idiot dumbasses if you believe that shit. It's stupid. Just wanted to slide that in. And
Jesus was not white. Right. Like she said, he probably couldn't get admission in the
United States right now. Seriously doubt his mom was a virgin too. Yeah. I mean, come on
now. I think that's where the not believing in science, that probably can trickle it all
the way back to there. It's just been magnified under. And you know, if these people even researched, they would know Christianity
is a complete knockoff of Egyptian religions before it. They had born of a virgin. All of the stuff,
all of the tricks were actually predated Jesus. But then the evangelicals will come out and say, well, no, Satan did
that to question your faith. Those religions were planted by Satan. And then you have some
sixth-grader because it's just that you have this one life. Maybe your religion should
be, don't be an asshole. I know that we all fall into cracks where we're assholes from
time to time, but try
to fix it and be better the next day.
And maybe that should be the religion, because most of the religious people I meet, I don't
want anything to do with it, and I certainly don't want to be a part of their belief system.
Now, there are some from time to time, like that preacher that called out Trump, that
minister, that lady.
She had a really good message. But I
think that what I like about her is if I sat down with her and said, look, I'm an atheist,
she would say, totally fine. Right. It's 100% fine that we don't believe the same thing.
And she probably would not look me in the eye and tell me I'm going to hell because
I bet she doesn't believe in such a childlike punitive bullshit system.
Yeah, and one other thing since we're on the subject, I don't want my daughter to die because
of your religious beliefs about her reproductive care.
I agree.
I don't.
Yeah.
I mean, it's just it makes no sense to me why women are dying for somebody else's religious
beliefs.
I just don't get it.
I know it's just, it's, this is where we're,
we're living in a living moment of history.
We are where all of the decades long, uh,
evangelical movement that they've done where they have married in their churches tax-free, which they should not,
they should be paying taxes if you get political.
But they've married evangelical Christianity with republicanism. And now we are at the
climax of that via Donald Trump. And it's so funny that they think like, oh, Jesus picked
Trump.
I read that today. I was like, are you fucking kidding me?
There is not a bigger walking advertisement on the planet than that motherfucker to think,
I want nothing to do with that religion. Right. Right. Kylie, I didn't realize we were going to
make a religious episode today. This podcast is supposed to be funny, but you know what? We just,
we let the mouths take us. Well, and we're in Trump's America.
We're going to have to blow off steam.
We are.
And I just think that we're not feeling all of this
in a vacuum.
And I think that we've been on air now for 2 and 1 half years.
And the people that have come here have been demonized
by religion or have observed religions demonizing
marginalized people.
And they don't like it.
And there's a sense of social justice that unites us. And there's a sense of social justice that unites us
and there's a sense of togetherness that we feel in that plight for social justice. And I just want
everyone to know this. Like the, everybody comes to a space in their life. Like when Angie and I
met, she was religious and I wasn't. And then, you know, she kind of had her own evolution
to where she was like,
God, I don't wanna believe bad things about gay people.
And, you know, she'll tell her own story about it.
But I hope that we can offer a message of hope
if somebody's in this type
of black and white worldview thinking, that
it's not kind nor attractive nor helpful to the human cause to think that you're better
than gay people or black people or marginalized people or poor people or sick people.
Right.
That there is no moral superiority.
Was that all you have to say?
Well, I thought of something and then I forgot it.
Because I can't, my head, I'm the worst. I'm getting old.
I had a great thought. It was so brilliant.
That's why I didn't jump in because I thought maybe you had something to say.
Sometimes it just drops out of my brain, right? What is I'm saying?
It's age.
Yeah. All right. Well, this has been a real uplifting episode. If I've had it, I know that probably you'm saying it. Age. Yeah. All right.
Well, this has been a real uplifting episode of I've Had It.
I know that probably you didn't laugh as much, but sometimes I think in Trump's America,
we're going to have to have real moments and episodes where we acknowledge the potpourri
of fuckery that we're all witnessing and the pain that it is causing so many people and
the fear that so many of our listeners have.
Right. We'll come back funnier than ever next time.
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