I've Had It - Men Who Skirt the System

Episode Date: November 29, 2022

Viagra and big bank accounts allow undesirable men to reel in 25 year olds, Pumps turns out to be quite the case cracker and Jennifer has a reason for wearing all black.  Subscribe to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/IveHadItPodcast Follow Us: I've Had It Podcast: @Ivehaditpodcast Jennifer Welch: @mizzwelch Angie "Pumps" Sullivan: @pumpspumpspump Special Thank to Director, Cinematographer & Photographer Jonathon Narducci - www.jnarducci.com

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This is why we are wearing all black today. So I have something that I know is going to get you wound up like a cheap clock. God, I can't wait. What is that? Men who skirt the system. We've been talking about it for years. You introduced me to the concept about 18 years ago.

Yes. About it is so unfair that men get to skirt the system. So why don't you define what skirting is? Oh, because I found it quite humorous. Okay, so I'll tell the audience what I think it is. So, you know, we've all watched those nature shows with that British guy, with that great voice. What's his name? Richard Attenborough. Richard Attenborough, you know the guy, and he's like, you know, they're mating and they're breeding

and she's looking for the alpha male gorilla. The females are competing over who is going to have the best sperm for her offspring. They're looking at physical components. They're going to help them perpetuate their line. Right? So when it comes to our species, I've noticed there is a flaw in the system. I'll give you a prime example. Okay. Donald Trump, Melania Trump.

Prime example, right? But if he didn't have a lot of money, they would have never happened. Hence the skirting. Hence the topic. I'll tell you why you guys. I'm a crackershop. She is, I mean, steel traps on both sides of the brain.

They're going to have a future in podcast. For sure. This is going to be our last episode. But, so that's just a prime example. Here's another prime example. Men that are 70 that are dating a 25, 30 year old. And because of Viagra, they are able to impregnate and have a whole new round of kids

and a whole new family. You and I think about when I see that, is like, okay, she has to see him naked. Yes. Like his old wrinkly ass. Right. Naked. Naked.

I mean, that is just like, makes you throw up in my mouth. And they are completely scourting the system because nowhere in nature right would a woman choose a geriatric person to be the father or her offspring the only reason our species does it because the one thing that trumps the physicality for a woman of this type, this type of woman, is a big bank account. Right, so these men are scurrying the system for two things. Number one, they have a lot of money in the bank.

And number two, Viagra. Right, Viagra is the worst. I mean, honestly, for these women, it'd be a million times better. I agree. As you know, they're having to earn every penny. And you know that even though there's I've Viagra involved, if it's a 70-year-old dick, you know it doesn't end quickly. Oh my God, I bet it's just awful if it gets on for hours. You know that commercial that said, if the erection lasts for four hours, right that motherfucker'd be dead

For four hours every gang. I mean there is no fucking way So a 70 80 year old For four hours, right the ugliest gorilla getting the hottest female gorilla right now that doesn't happen It does not happen But a lot of women Sadly that are not focused on having their own career and men exploit this. They're scurting. Right, scurting.

They're scurting the system. They're completely, this is not the natural flow of it. So as you and I have talked about men that skirt the system for the longest time, I have always thought about these male-order brides. Oh, yeah. Didn't you? I had to over explain her. That was how to male-order brides. Oh, yeah. Didn't you? I had to over explain her.

That was how to male-order bride. It was oil money and lots of it. So he was rich. He was rich. And he... Right. He weighed 600 pounds if he weighed an ounce. Like morbidly obese.

morbidly... Like take out the wall and get a crane fat. morbidly obese, Richard and shit. Richer than shit. Okay. Okay. Kind of bugger whatever. Maybe he didn't say a lot,

but everything he said just gave me like chills, just like and creepy. Estimate of his age. He would have been in his 50s probably. Okay. And never had kids never been married for obvious reasons. And then he gets this spried from South America, I think. Did you ever see her? She was attractive, younger, much younger, and a really attractive,

yes. Okay, so he's scurrying. He's scurrying no doubt about it. And then he gets her pregnant. And I think they have one or two kids. And I'm not kidding you. I had to ask, how does that happen? Like if it dicks this big and your belly's this big, like how does that happen? Like physically, you do it on an incline. So like, what do you mean? Like the fat rolls, like you, you know, an incline. Like you incline down,

so the fat rolls down and then she can get on top. So he has to lie back and incline backwards. Go backwards. The man is so fat that there's no way it's just not possible that his penis could reach the vagina because the fat overflows out to the penis. It was like a double-getz. It's not accessible.

No, it's not accessible. I have a really important question. Right. How did you find out this information? Well, I just asked. He kind of volunteered it. Like you do it on an incline. And I was like, okay, well, that, I mean,

that kind of enlightens. So he says you do it on an incline. Right. It's an incline. Right. It's incline. And I didn't get several more questions. Details on that, but I figured it out, like the fat rolls up. You correct the case. I correct the case.

So they have the two kids, and then there's a divorce. No, he dies. Luckily for her. Yes, he ended up dying. So she got all the money. How did you know she was a mail order? Well, because she was from a foreign country, and it like, he ended up dying. So she got all the money. How did you know she was a mail order? Well, because she was from a foreign country and it like, he went over there, he came back with a wife. We just assumed it was a mail order. Like I never said, did you mail order this? So again, you cracked the case. I cracked the case. Like you go to a foreign country, you come back with

this young, beautiful wife, you're fat as a pig and you have many. I mean, it's not that big of a leap that it was a male order thing. You are, I mean, crackerjack, the prowess of your deduction skills is unbelievable. Right. And that was before the internet. It's nail mail. I figured it out just from US Postal Service. You backed it, you figured out about the incline, right? Which I thought was a direct question, which I'm really kind of proud of you for that. Well, I skirted around it a nap that he volunteered at, and then I just vividly remember the incline in my mind

in that moment, like, oh, God, that would be awful. So, and I think by all accounts, she was lovely. You and I watched this documentary yesterday about mail order bright. And a lot of the men that were featured in the documentary didn't appear to be rich, interestingly enough, yes. I'm wondering if like, I mean, obviously, and we're gonna have our guests on shortly,

and we'll ask him about this, if, you know, middle class American for some of these women that they get is for them, you know, would be considered really wealthy. And I would assume that would seem that would have to be the case. Let me ask you this, would you ever consider male or her husbands? I'm not even thinking about that now. Would you like to get on the mail order has been website and browse around? I probably would. I mean, I like my friends that have a Vemblen stuff. I'll look at that.

Just kind of out of interest. Yeah. I mean, I do. It is interesting that mail order. I mean, I remember in the 80s back snail mail hearing about mail order brides. And then now with the internet, it makes us so easy. I find it fascinating that these men are scurrying the system like they are. And like your guy that's morbidly obese. I, when I have to get naked or, you know, think about being sexual, I want to feel and

look good. But for these men, they don't, they just take the clothes off and plop down on an incline and let's go. Right? Right. Right. There's no, there's just no self-consciousness. It doesn't appear.

Right. If I got on a website and thereconsciousness. It doesn't appear. Right. If I got on a website and there's like a Brad Pitt look alike, right, I'm not gonna immediately say, oh, he's gonna like me, he's 20 years younger. And he's got a rock hard body and he's great looking. So obviously, I'm the candidate for him. You know, there has to be some self-awareness about what you're bringing to the table.

Right. I'm sure he probably in his mind thought he was rescuing her from something bad in her home country. I don't know that, but I would assume he felt like that. But I also think you get into the, if you're male order brighting it, there's an ownership thing that creeps me out on that. Yes.

Like it's a possession, it's from a person to a possession, or that they owe you because you brought them to the United States. And here's what kind of creeps me out. It's like you, these women are so vulnerable obviously to be on a mail order website. I mean, you're talking about really, really vulnerable marginalized women. And these men live in a country that has 340 million people in it, which would be the United States of America, right? No shortage of human beings here.

And so they're going and retrieving these women and bringing them back and just from the onset. My gut tells me these men probably are pretty fucked up. No, it's just how I treat a green eat it. I'm just thinking, you know, these men have probably sitting around looking at porn, their whole fucking lives. That's why they're not dating in their own country. So by the time they get these women, can you imagine

what these women have to go through? Is there a human trafficking kind of component to it, even though they're both adults. You and I watched this documentary, preparation for this episode, right? And this is a documentary by Jonathan Narducci and the title of his documentary is called Love Me. And why are you laughing at me?

No, I'm just the title of the documentary about male or brises, love me. I think that's kind of funny. Okay. Jonathan Narducci is a commercial music video and documentary director and cinematographer. He is the director of the documentary which we watched yesterday called Love Me about men searching for male or brides overseas. I have so many questions I can't

wait to ask. So many questions so without further ado let's bring on Jonathan Narducci. Oh there we go. Hi Jonathan. Hi. Hi Jonathan. Can you guys hear me and everything okay? Yes I'm Jennifer and this is Angie. Thanks for being here. Okay, so first of all, I want to say that we watched your documentary and I loved it. So interesting. It's really really interesting because for years, I call Angie her nickname is Pumps. So for years, we have always talked about men that skirt the system. That if you think about other species out in the wild, you're never gonna have the hottest gorilla going after the geriatric gorilla to breed.

But in our species, men by virtue of bank accounts or Viagra are able to kind of skirt nature's desire for us to, you know, pick the best mate for ourselves. Yeah, but I mean a bank account is a good, you know, indication of somebody's ability to provide, right? We've seen the documentary. If you will just summarize a few minutes, what your documentary is about and the men that you followed, and then we'll dive in with questions so our audience

kind of knows what the plot of your documentary is. Yeah, sure, no problem. So about 10 years ago, I pursued a documentary following men from the United States who went to Ukraine on what's called a love tour. And these love tours are basically, you know, like a vacation for single men to meet women that are also single in Ukraine. And so it's kind of like a modern male or a bride. We'd follow these men on their quest to meet women. For the good, the bad and ugly, for the most part, not a lot of people connected or met women. And they have these things, which I think you're referring to, they're called the like social events where there's basically, you know, like 10 to

20 women for every man there. So it's kind of like this weird, it's definitely scurrying a normal system. Right, it's like shooting fish in a barrel. Yeah, definitely, especially with the people participating. So the results were pretty interesting. From our perspective, in my perspective, it was very, very surreal and kind of funny. I also could be viewed as kind of sad too. I mean, we were locked in. It is so good for those of you that haven't seen it. It's a great

watch. What Jonathan is talking about is these men go over and they go to these parties, and the ratio is way in the man's favor. So we have right out of the gates of a bunch of questions. So the women that arrived to the party, what are they told and are they paid to go to the party? I don't believe that they're paid to go. I think so you have to understand, like, in Ukraine, I would say the biggest tourism is this kind of international

mail tour, like, mail-in-release, right? Yeah, so, like, when you're walking in, like, the center of Kiev or any of these other cities that you go to, you'll see, like, advertisements for marriage agencies. And they're just, it's a massive industry that's been set up and kind of facilitated in that country. Now, the reality is, is that it's a tourism thing. It's a tourist trap in a lot of ways. Right. It's not really part of the reality of what is actually happening from the female perspective. Like, the company I worked with

actually happening from the female perspective. Like the company I worked with was based in the United States. It's called a foreign affair. And they basically have affiliates is what they call them. So they hire local to each city companies that provide profiles of women. Whether those profiles are accurate, real, or, you know, profiles of women. Whether those profiles are accurate, real, or, you know, or anything in between is up for debate,

but basically, you know, they provide some kind of service to write the men in correspond. And that's where most of the money is exchanged. So that was interesting, because I think his name was Bobby. Bobby, I thought the big reveal when he is messaging with this woman, he thinks is an angling, and jolly look like. And to our listener, this man describes himself, he says, let's face it, I'm a little on the heavier side.

And the woman that he's kind of pin-pulling with, email-wise, is, I mean, she's very attractive, stunning, great body. that he's kind of pin-pulling with email-wise is, I mean, she's very attractive. Stunning. Great body. And the photos of these women, I mean, they've got, I mean, banging bodies. No doubt about it. Very attractive. Very attractive. Yes.

The women are hyper-sexualized for sure. So Bobby is totally, he's been emailing with this woman and he goes to the, to Ukraine and he thinks that she's going to show up and she kind of stands him up one night. I mean, he's kind of incredulous. He's like, we've been emailing and then you reveal to the viewer that he's being charged for each email and has racked up a bill, a bill of something like $9,000. He's living in some kind of fantasy.

Right. I mean, I think to anyone that lives in a modern world even though this is 10 years ago There's still a Skype, you know, I mean you could easily if you actually had a connection with the human being They would have wanted to see each other. I mean if you're you know for instance if I'm you know online dating I had the first thing I'll do is have a face time with somebody, you know You know, it's so, you know, in reality, it was a form of entertainment, a form of fantasy, some kind of world that he was able to live in, where he was communicating with this image, this object. Right.

And that's what a lot of what's going on, I think, is that there's a lot of objectification and kind of taking the humanity out of the women that are there. Right. Just hyper-sexualized, beautiful women that want to marry these men. We pretty early on could tell that there was something not right about this process. So they're basically mining these photos of these women creating profiles. And, you know, somebody's writing to them.

Okay, so. Probably a bunch of men writing to like 10 dudes at a time. Right. Exactly. That's what I thought. When Bobby was like, she was writing to them. Probably a bunch of men writing to like 10 dudes out of time. Right. Exactly. That's what I thought. When Bobby was like, she was writing to me and I'm like, she's probably not writing to you, Bobby. I mean, that's what I was kind of saying.

Or she's making many. So she's writing to you. What was the guy's name from Wisconsin? I think he was from the guy from Wisconsin. And he makes a connection with this woman. Okay. So then he goes back to the United States and he gets his engagement ring and then he goes back to the Ukraine. And he's like something's off here. And then he says a loan shark and a cop showed up at the door and said that

she owed the loan shark $4,000. And I said, I don't have $4,000. And I said, well, we're going to take her to jail. How much do you have? And he said, a couple hundred. I have $200. So he gave him the $200. And then you flashed to this guy back in Wisconsin and he's still trying to crack the case. And it kind of quite hasn't come together for him

that it was racquet. The loan shark, the cop, and his potential fiance were all in Cajuts, and I was so incredulous that he couldn't put all piece all of that together, because I'm not piece it together immediately, like you're getting hustled. Like this is a classic hustle, you just got hustled. But do you think it is like, they talk about love. And so do you think these men are,

which is this is the sad part of your documentary where it tugs on a bunch of different emotions that you feel for the characters that you have in there? Do you think that they, like, of course sex is a huge driving component for any man. Let's just face it. But do you think that they are looking for a long-term connection? I mean, they might be either way. They all feel some entitlement,

right? Right. I agree. A great woman. I think that he did genuinely want a partner. I'm not sure that's the case with all of the men that I followed or all of the certainly not all the men on the tour. The majority of them, you know, when I was going on my first tour, there's like, let's say there's 10 guys. I think there's usually 20 or 30. Like, I would say on day one, on their way over, there's probably about 8 out of 10 guys who are thinking they're gonna go home with a out of 10 guys who are thinking they're going to go home with a engagement and a woman that they will love them for being who they are and what they are, right? And two guys of that 10 are probably on a sex tour. Okay. Under the guise of a marriage tour. Okay. Now, going straight to the hotel for prostitution, which is, by the way, everywhere. So it's not like Ukraine is obviously sex tourist place as well.

So marriage tourism, sex tourism, all the tourists are okay. Using women for their, you know, bodies. And so, about after that first night and then going out, that paradigm shifts. And there's maybe two guys out of the 10 on the first night left over that are still interested in meeting a woman. And I think Travis was one of those guys. And but you know, that it took a long time to find those men that were actually genuinely interested in right and didn't get it like kind of allured by the sex that's so easy to have. So these women are, are they having sex with these men

after the socials or whatever? I think there's probably some sex that happens at the socials. I think that mostly what happens is like, and talking about how women make money is probably through like little kind of hustles, I would say, for the most part, they're, you know, we're talking about a country where they're, you know, we're talking about a country where there, you know, women obviously

don't make as much as men. There's not a great economy. There's a lot of things that are great about Ukraine, but there's a lot of things as far as like socioeconomic things, especially for women that make it really hard. And so, if they just get a really nice dinner out of like really high-end restaurant with champagne, that's a little hustle. If they go out and they buy them a computer or a bottle of perfume or a dress or whatever it is, that's a little hustle.

The men in your documentary didn't appear by their homes because you filmed them in the United States, too. They didn't look to be rich nor attractive. Which is... Yeah. they didn't look to be rich nor attractive. Which is... Yeah, I mean, there's, you know, there's one... You know, we try to like show a variety of people. For example, Bobby, he, you know, he's probably fairly well-off.

I thought it was fascinating when like the, with guy that's like the the romance night liaison he goes these men that come over here they're looking for women and these women are family women. No these are career women that that was like that was a selling point you know that that being a career woman was such a bad thing for our audience audience that's listening, one of the guys finds love, brings his quote unquote, mail order bride back to Texas and they get married. Do you think they were in love? To me, it seemed pretty obvious that it was like a relationship based on, you know, two people wanting to be married, probably to some degree ambition from both their parts. Right. Em busion from Eric, the man, to have a woman that maybe has traditional values and is

beautiful. No, she definitely, he outkicked his cabbage for sure. Yeah, and ambition for Ena, who's, I gotta say, it seemed to me pretty intelligent, but at the time I had gone back to San Antonio where they lived within three months, she was speaking English. So she's definitely like, you know, an ambitious, really intelligent woman. You know, I can safely say they're not married anymore. Oh, plot twist.

Four of the couples I followed ended up getting married and none of them are married anymore. As a woman, and when I watched it, I think about these men that you followed. And I think that they probably have social problems, socializing with people. And I imagine that they probably lived a lifetime of watching a lot of porn.

And then they get the hot, you know, tight-ass, everything's completely bangin' girl. And as a woman, I imagine what that woman has to go through was someone that's not as attractive as she and it pains me. As a woman, I see that she's like, look, I'm going to get out of here. I'm going to have to, I'm going to have to sleep with him, but I'm going to go to America. I'm going to get an education. And this was my journey, and this is what I'm going to have to do. I can respect it. Yeah, I mean, and who knows if that's like what the intention was, or if it was premeditated that way. Right. It might have been something very different. It might have been like, wow, I get to go to America. I think you have to realize the women there are hypersexualy objects. And the men really don't try to do anything, you know, or other side.

They're scourting the system, Jonathan. Yeah, but these are your craniums. This is their culture. Right. So the scourting is coated in the books. Yeah, so to you and me, it might be skirting a system or institutionalized skirting. Cultural and institutional and you know, things of all kinds of nature. And you know, who knows? Things change. And you know, I think probably, you know, have a kid with somebody if you don't have to.

Unless you live in Oklahoma where we live and they just did a total abortion band. So people have to have kids all the time here. And so I think that she probably did put her best foot forward. And ultimately, as she became more aware of what's in America and maybe her value and her intelligence and her beauty and those things might have not been aligned with what she was seeing on the other side. And I could also say that she might have figured out that he might have been scurting the system after being a Americanized for a bit.

Definitely. Do you know she might have been like, I'm pretty hot. It's all warm. Right. Right. I'm tall and gorgeous. I keep in everything tight.

And so you're kind of answering the, you know, or rebooting what you're saying by skirting a system. Who's skirting a system? They are. Ultimately, the women who come over and end up becoming successful and ultimately raising their own lifestyle are the ones starting to system the men end up thinking that they're going to get a woman. It's the reverse skirt. It's the reverse skirt.

So ultimately, you know, it's like, you know, these, you know, you can look at it either way, but it's um, you know, I think without a doubt the whole thing is kind of like marketing and you know this fictional belief that somehow because you're from a certain place that you're entitled or allowed or can have a genuine relationship with somebody who will like love you because of that And that's just not the reality. Jenna Nilly told me that you're doing, working on a new one, the Ghost of the Republic. So I'm at, we'll watch that one, and then we'll probably have you back on because you have just like, I know.

That's about surrogacy. I know, I love it. I know it's so cool. They talk about skirting the system. Totally skirt. A whole new skirt. So Jonathan, thank you so much. I'm a big, big fan of your work. I'm gonna watch Ghost of the Republic soon, but thank you so much. I'm a big, big fan of your work. I'm going to

watch Ghost of the Republic soon, but thank you so much. All right, bye, Jonathan. Bye, Jonathan. Thank you. Bye, bye. Hey, we're not finished with the thing. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Just because he leaves, we still have an audience that's listening to us. I know. I'm terrible. Oh, I'm going to leave you with a quote to have a quote. Okay. Because we are so, is it your quote? Are you quoting someone else? Of course, I'm gonna leave you with a quote. I have a quote. Okay. Because we are so, uh, your quote, are you quoting someone else? Of course I'm quoting someone else. That's why I mean, you have a stupid question. No, because you have great little sayings. You had a quote yesterday that I loved. I'm not going to quote myself. Okay. Okay. All right. Here it is. Heaven is having a Japanese wife, a Chinese cook, a British country home, and an American

salary. Hell, on the other hand, is having a Chinese salary, a British cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife. So straight up misogyny, just like, bam, we want it. Apparently he was married to you. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha you