I've Had It - Mommy's Going to Federal Prison

Episode Date: May 25, 2023

Happy Thursday, Listeners. Jennifer and Pumps kick off this episode with a hot take on a cold criminal. We then embark on the journey through your many 'had its'. Our listeners had a lot to get off th...eir chests - from the friends that always reject your invitation only to then get mad if you stop inviting them to the blanketed baby photoshoots for every single month milestone on instagram. The girls also discover the one instance Jennifer would happily attend a gender reveal party... Thank you to our sponsors: Lume: Control body odor, ANYWHERE with @lumedeodorant and $5 off of your Starter Pack (that's over 40% off) with promo code HADIT at lumedeodorant.com/hadit #lumepod HoneyLove: Get 20% off @honeylove with promo code HADIT at https://honeylove.com/hadit #honeylovepod CareOf: For 50% off your first Care/of order, go to TakeCareOf.com and enter code hadit50 Athletic Greens:  Go to athleticgreens.com/HADIT for a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 free travel packs with your first purchase. Hint Water: Visit hintwater.com to get $1 a bottle with free shipping, when you order 3 cases. That's 36 bottles for $36 plus free shipping. Just use code HADIT at checkout. Subscribe to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/IveHadItPodcast Follow Us: I've Had It Podcast: @Ivehaditpodcast Jennifer Welch: @mizzwelch Angie "Pumps" Sullivan: @pumpspumpspumps

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Starting point is 00:00:00 So we're supposed to start the podcast. Hi, Ginny, welcome. Well, thank you so much for welcoming a lowly old co-star, such as myself, to your show in which you are the star. Oh, yes, I am the star. We would like to welcome our listeners to this Thursday edition, bonus edition of, I've had it, I'm Jennifer. I'm Angie.
Starting point is 00:00:30 And what were we gonna call her Kylie? Oh, the Princess Diana of Oklahoma City. I think we can call you the Princess Diana of podcasting. I think I'll start calling you Jessica. That was such a good burn. God, that was good. It's hard on you. Oh, that's so good.
Starting point is 00:00:51 Kylie is here, Richard is here. And before we move forward, I want to read a comment that was this on TikTok. Kylie, yes. And his name is Ty Rayan, one, one, two. Okay, and he comments, every atom of their beings are the exact opposite of a Karen. So I would like to take that comment
Starting point is 00:01:16 and cram it up. Everybody's ass on all the social media sites that referred to us as a Karen because this motherfucker knows what's up. God, he has our back, doesn't he? Yes, he does, and I love him. I love that, I love him. Although I've kind of embraced being a Karen,
Starting point is 00:01:32 I kind of think I am. I just have had it with you embracing shit like that, you're embracing aging, I've had it, it's not a positive thing to be a Karen. Don't say you're a person. But it's not bad, it's bad. I don't think it's bad. It's very bad.
Starting point is 00:01:44 Richard, I mean, it's, you're like a busy body over, it's bad. It's bad. I don't think it's bad. It's very bad. Richard, I mean, it's your like a busy body over. It's bad. It's aggressive. It's a, you do not want to embrace being a Karen. Okay, okay. I mean, stop it. Stop with them. Get bangs when I turn 60.
Starting point is 00:01:56 I'm embracing being a Karen. My glasses just always have full. There's nothing, nothing full about being a Karen. These women are awful. Speaking of awful women, this is just like a pulp culture thing I have to talk about. Okay, the Elizabeth Holmes, you know, the Theranos person, the blood company. Yes, the quote unquote, dropout. Yes, racket complete racket. The biggest racket up to a billion dollar racket. Yeah, where she got like Henry Kissinger and
Starting point is 00:02:27 other famous people to back a product that was all fake. She was lying about it from the jump. So she gets arrested. And she has, when her trial, her trial is supposed to start, she has to delay it because she's having a baby. Which I'm like, would you really have a baby when you know your guilty is sin and gonna get a jail? But apparently she didn't. This is her first baby or second baby?
Starting point is 00:02:53 First baby. So then she's supposed to go to jail in February, but she can't because she's had a second baby. So she has to postpone going to jail. So now this woman has had two kids knowing she was guilty as soon as going to spend a ton of her life in jail. In the federal prison. In the federal prison, which I'm just like,
Starting point is 00:03:19 so you're using a baby to keep yourself out of jail. This is called selfish breeding. Selfish breeding. Yes, there are selfish breeders that breed for completely selfish reasons. And I think this needs to be taught about at school. Some people think like they're in a relationship. I'm going to get pregnant so this relationship will continue. Selfish breeding.
Starting point is 00:03:47 Well, I just think I'm going to get pregnant so I can delay going to the federal penitentiary. Right. Selfish breeding. There's a lot of people out there that are breeding that should not be breeding and the fact that they're doing it is selfish. Yeah. Well, I mean, there's a lot of reasons you shouldn't breed. Mine is a perfect example.
Starting point is 00:04:07 I mean, my kids are great, but I mean, I should have skipped that entire part of my life where I was breeding with my ex-hats. What would you do with your time? If you did not have these kids. I don't know what I would do. I would be so sad. I know.
Starting point is 00:04:21 As you once told me, I'd have other kids that I'd love just as much. Ha-ha-ha-ha. No, I think it me, I'd have other kids that I'd love just as much. Ha ha ha ha. No, I think it is, I watched the whole show. That was unbelievable. It's unbelievable. I'm sure a lot of podcasts have covered this, but we're a new podcast,
Starting point is 00:04:35 so we're gonna if I can talk about it. Yeah. But all of these smart people that bought into it. Right, and she never showed them the prototype, really. Bananas. But I mean, she had it sold and was using it in wall greens, and it didn't exist. But isn't the baby daddy of these two kids?
Starting point is 00:04:52 Isn't he like a billionaire? He's a billionaire, which I'm like, you know they're gonna break up with she's in jail. Maybe he would want to be my boyfriend. My billionaire boyfriend. I mean, what do you think is wrong with him? I have thought that before. Like, you know she's going to jail,
Starting point is 00:05:05 now you have these two little bitty kids with her. Because you know he's gonna dump her flat. I mean, he wants to spend a decade of their life with somebody in jail. No. Every weekend going to visit them. No, and I think they said she's going to test it. But you know what, this gal, this is like five star entitlement.
Starting point is 00:05:22 Right. She felt so entitled that she had this idea and she saw the Zuckerbergs and all of these people, the Jeff Bezos, that became billionaires. And so she thought, I'm going to invent something like they did. And I'm going to be a billionaire. And it's like she just thought it. She tried to manifest it. This is one manifesting as bullshit. If she could have manifested it, what would happen? She manifested a manifest it. This is one thing. She's manifesting as bullshit. If she could have manifested, it would have happened. She manifested a prison sentence. It's not happening. She had this idea and then she lies to everybody.
Starting point is 00:05:51 But the sense that she should still be taking in all of this money is complete entitlement. Right. The fact that she's having these kids when she can't mother them, right, is complete entitlement. I mean, this is just completely, she does not think the rules of the world apply to her
Starting point is 00:06:08 and she feels very entitled to create a fake billion dollar business. Right. And then she creates these very real children right that are going to be raised motherless for the most important years of their development. She's going to be in the Pokey. Right, she's going to be in jail.
Starting point is 00:06:27 And here's my whole thing with it. If you got arrested after you already had kids, that's different. It's just, I mean, obviously you don't want to be a criminal whatever. But to have kids born at such a time that it delays your trial and then delays your sentencing because she was supposed to go in February to report to jail.
Starting point is 00:06:48 But she got extended to April because she had a baby. How long was her sentence? Like 11 years. But I mean, that is just fat ass. She's fat ass. It is entitlement. She felt narcissism too. Narcissistic.
Starting point is 00:07:04 She should not be breeding at all. I mean, that was immediate. I'm charged with multiple federal crimes. Right. I think perhaps I'm not going to have a baby right now. She wanted to freeze her eggs. Do it. Right. Good for her. Have a surrogate like it's her choice. And at the end of the day, I believe having a child is everybody's choice, right? Not the fucking Republican parties. That's for God damn sure. Right. But it's her choice to do so. But I fundamentally judge the choice of doing it right before you're about to do an 11-year
Starting point is 00:07:39 Stent, stent, in prison. For fraud. Here's another thing that begs me about her. Remember when she was in the middle of being the queen of Shiba, Theranos, she made her voice very deep like this. Yes. And she only wore black clothes. Yes. Like Steve Jobs, right, right.
Starting point is 00:07:59 And said, I don't want to have to think about what I wear because I'm so focused on my work. Shat, the fac, app. She'm so focused on my work. Shut the fuck up. She was so focused on ripping everybody up. Right. I mean, just a total fraud. I don't know. I think it's weird.
Starting point is 00:08:13 That's just my little pop culture blur for today. So stick with I've had it for more hot takes from pumps. But right now, we want to hear some hot takes. We want to hear from our listener. You know, Pumps, I think I want to try to smell better naked. And let's face it, our underarms aren't the only places that we have odor. That's why I'm so excited to tell you about loomie whole body deodorant for pits, privates, and beyond. As you know, I play a ton of pickleball, so I'm sweating constantly because I'm such an elite athlete.
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Starting point is 00:11:02 That's takecareof.com and inner code had it 50 today. Kylie, who's first? Up first we've got Hannah E. Hey y'all. So I don't really have an I've had it, but I have something that I won't y'all's opinion zone, specifically Jennifer. So this week in somebody in my town
Starting point is 00:11:24 had a pickle ball, gender reveal party. So the dad hit a ball with the pickle ball, racket, paddle, whatever it is, and that revealed the baby's gender. So I know y'all hate gender reveals, but no, Jennifer, you love pickle balls. So I just really want to know y'all's thoughts on this situation. Love y'all, love listening to y'all.
Starting point is 00:11:47 I've got all my friends listening to y'all. And yeah, I would just love to know what you think. Hannah, what I would call what you just proposed to me, which is a gender reveal pickleball party. I would call this hijacking of an innocent sport by a bunch of grandstanders that are bragging about having a child about reproducing which every species does. Every species reproduces. This is hijacking. This is this is holding an innocent sport captive. This is abusive, this is non,
Starting point is 00:12:29 I don't think it's really consenting. I don't think you should have powder coming out of a pickle ball. That's what I wondered. How is the cork going to look after that powder? It's selfish. It's just another example of how selfish these gender reveal parties are. And I have had it with that.
Starting point is 00:12:45 I mean, that upsets me. I mean, that very much upsets me that somebody tried to bastardize pickleball with these goddamn gender reveal parties and marry these two things that should not be married. So not be marrying. Those two should not be together. What if the only way you could play pickleball
Starting point is 00:13:05 is if there was a gender reveal for a whole week. Like you could play every single day but you had to go to the gender reveal pickleball party or no pickleball for a week. I'd go to that fucking party with enthusiasm. I'd be like, what are you talking about a podcast that trashes gender reveal party? I love a gender reveal.
Starting point is 00:13:24 No idea what you're talking about. I mean, God, I think this is the best idea ever. Ever. Next, I think we should have a party about breathing oxygen. Right. And I'll start hosting it. Yeah. I'll start hosting it.
Starting point is 00:13:37 You know, humans breathe oxygen party. Absolutely. Yeah. And I love her accent. Oh, I love it. Good. I do too. I do too. Okay. Good, Tyler. Not too. Not too.
Starting point is 00:13:45 Okay, next we've got Cody S. Hey, y'all. So I was, I was being a bad girl and I was, um, I was scrolling on Facebook while driving in traffic. But you know what I've had it with is these women with babies that have to take a picture of their child
Starting point is 00:14:01 on some dumb blanket every single month. I'm like, what is this? A survival chart. Brace and Brace and Paisley poo made it to two months, then to six months. And I'm just like, when did this become a thing? My mom could care less that I made it to the next month. She was just waiting for me to get to kindergarten so that she could carry on with her life. I've had it with all the baby, fullery.
Starting point is 00:14:30 Lord Jesus. Oh my gosh, he's fantastic. I've seen this. I have to, these are the people that throw gender reveal parties that now are chronicling first month with a photo on the blanket and then it's the second month, the third month, and it goes on and on. And I mean, I, number one, when our kids were little, I was a terrible documentarian. I was a horrible historian.
Starting point is 00:14:58 Like, I don't think I have one picture of Luckelson before the I found camera. It was so like, I was so in the trenches. And then I didn't really remember like, somebody would say, held your baby and I would have to think about it. And they, oh, they're three months old, actually today. Right. But it wasn't something I consciously did. So let's unpackage this.
Starting point is 00:15:17 Okay. It's now starting with the gender reveal, right? And then we have a baby shower, and indoor sprinkle, right, a couple, a couple. And then we have the sip and sea. And then these girls are getting blowouts and a full face of makeup for the post delivery photograph. I look like hammered dog shit after I gave birth to my kids. The last thing I was thinking about was putting on makeup. Right. And those are trotted out. And then now we're celebrating month and documenting and posting it on the World Wide Web every month.
Starting point is 00:15:54 I just think it goes back to, if you want to take that picture for your own personal photo album, Swing for the Fences, I think it's a great idea for you to have. I'm sure your kid will appreciate it. Spare the rest of the world because nobody gives a shit about your baby being two months or three months, but you. Can you imagine like as bad as the helicopter mom shit is right now, and my youngest child is a sophomore
Starting point is 00:16:19 in high school. So these people have infants right now that are doing this. Oh my gosh. Imagine what's going to be going on at these schools with this breed of power moms, which blows us out of the water. Right. I mean, it is going to be, I mean, God, those, I mean, I feel bad for teachers, those school boards. Yeah. Those, it's very difficult to deal with parents. It's the worst part of being a teacher or pediatrician,
Starting point is 00:16:51 anything that you have to deal with somebody's kids, the parents are the worst part. Because they think they're kids, the smartest, the funniest, the cutest, the most put upon, why didn't you play Little Johnny Moritz soccer? He's three and even though he came out and sat on my lap for half the time, he should have started. Like stupid shit.
Starting point is 00:17:09 Yeah. No, I agree with him. There's just, there's, it goes back to this. I think what we're identifying here is their Yak Malson real life. And then there's Yak Malthing on social media. Well, I think it all goes back to the one-appsmanship from social media.
Starting point is 00:17:24 Like if one of your friends in your friend group does it, then everybody has to do it. I think it's Yak Malthing on social media. Well, that's a lot of things. If you're posting all of that about your baby all the time, I mean, that's a family group text. Oh, for sure. Yeah, at best. At best.
Starting point is 00:17:40 Yeah, I don't, I mean, and when I go back to like my mom's house, there's not a whole lot of pictures of me when I was little. I don't think my mom has five pictures of me period to be Is fucked up as pumps in me. Don't photograph your kids Don't talk. That's the secret sauce. That's and then your kids can grow up and have a podcast wherein all they do is just high quality shit talk. Yes. Listen up, listener. I'm constantly trying to stay hydrated.
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Starting point is 00:22:01 And the thing is, if I keep inviting you to shit and you don't show up, I'm simply just going to stop inviting you. I see it all the time, oh, I want to be invited, but I'm never going to come. Well, then I'm never inviting you, bitch. Emily. So I would say with Emily about this, most of the time, 99% of the time, I don't even want to be invited and I'm not going to come. My feelings are not hurt. If it's a good friend of mine, I want to be the rejector. Right. I don't want to be, I don't want to get the non invite from a really good friend. But the majority of the time, I'm happy to not be invited to stuff. Yeah, I don't know time, I'm happy to not be invited to stuff.
Starting point is 00:22:45 Yeah, oh no, I'm totally happy not to be invited to stuff. I think she sounds younger. So she's probably in that age where you're having get-togethers and doing dinner club and bunco and all that crap you do when you're young before you have kids and you have a life. And it sounds like somebody's constantly going,
Starting point is 00:23:01 well, are you gonna invite me or are you gonna invite me? Which first of all, I hate the person that assumes that they have to be invited. Like, you don't have to be invited. I told my kids that from the chat. Blighted too. You're not gonna be invited to everybody's birthday party. Right.
Starting point is 00:23:16 So and so how to party and you didn't get invited? You'll get invited next time. Like, not everybody has to be invited to everything. Right. But this person in particular that she's talking about sounds like they want to be invited so they can big time you just so they can say, oh, well, I will invite it.
Starting point is 00:23:32 So I just think not only do you not invite or do your parties, you just say, we're not friends anymore. Don't talk to me. I'm out. You would just say it's over. It's over. This friendship is over.
Starting point is 00:23:41 You're too high maintenance. High maintenance. The whole getting invited, not getting invited to stuff. People get so butt hurt over it. For the most part, I just don't give a shit. I just don't give a shit. I'm relieved when I didn't have to go to stuff. Sometimes being invited to stuff is a burden. Yeah. There are certain invitations that you receive where there is a relationship in place that is such that you receive where there is a relationship in place
Starting point is 00:24:05 that is such that you cannot reject it, but you want to reject it, right? But you cannot, because it would put that relationship in a precarious position. And so, I mean, all in all, you know, not everybody gets invited to everything. Right. And it's not a big deal. Who's next? Up next, we've got Becca P. right and it's not a big deal who's next up next we've got Becca P Girls this is my second memo to you and I'm sorry not sorry, but I Did I mean there's a lot of mother fuckers out there, you know this one is for people that post Selfies of themselves with random inspirational quotes to justify the fact that they're posting yet another selfie of themselves
Starting point is 00:24:48 Just post the picture of yourself, you fucking narcissist. I'm just saying, hey, here's another picture of me. Again, have a nice day. We don't need to hear from Denzel Washington, the Dolly Lama. None of that. All right, we're good. Just post your damn selfie. I've had it. Plus, PS, I just left Target and had to wait on some motherfucker to ask in
Starting point is 00:25:06 nose front into a parking spot. But you know what? It made me laugh this time, and I appreciate the fact that you changed my heart about that. Thank you, girls. Love the podcast. Oh my gosh, I love her. I wish she would do it every week. Absolutely. Love it. Okay, 1,000%. So they're post in a selfie. But look, I'm quoting the Dalai Lama because I'm so spiritual and oops, look how hot I look in this photo.
Starting point is 00:25:35 Fuck off. I mean, fuck off. Like if you're gonna post a picture yourself, post it. Right, I don't know. And with that, fucking post it. What the caller is getting in at is that they're trying to disguise it with like inspirational stuff. Like they're helping their followers with this sage advice when really it's just a great
Starting point is 00:25:55 picture of themself. Exactly. But here's something that cracks me up about social media. Is when you see somebody who like their avatar is about 20 years old and they're my age Well, they're they're 20 years older than what their avatars Doesn't matter what age they are I'm just saying that you know, you've got somebody whose avatar is always when they were in their prime It is false advertisement where maybe they're 50 and they're posting a photograph
Starting point is 00:26:26 of themself as their profile picture when they were 30. Yeah, no. Well, I think that's false advertising. Ted Cruz is the worst. Remember, we looked on his one day. Yes. It's like, that was 30 pounds and 30 years ago. Yes. I mean, false advertising. He is the worst. Okay. Next, we've got Phoenix J. advertising. He is the worst. Okay, next we've got Phoenix J. Hi ladies, obsessed with your podcast, by the way. And this is a hello from James in Bristol, England. I've absolutely had it with email formalities. Hope you well.
Starting point is 00:27:00 No, you don't. It's 8am on a Monday. I don't even care if I'm well. I don't care if you're well. Just's 8am on a Monday. I don't even care if I'm well. I don't care if you're well. Just get to the fucking point. Hope you're well. Kind regards.
Starting point is 00:27:11 How was your weekend? No. unnecessary interactions. I've had it. I mean, he love that accent. Love we have a man from England. Yeah. I mean, I could just do a car rail.
Starting point is 00:27:24 I'm so excited. No, but he's right. He's 100% right. It is. I hope this email finds you well, and it's all of this. There is a lot of unnecessary yak melting and emails.
Starting point is 00:27:38 See, I think that's one thing about being a lawyer. There's not a whole lot of just like, it's just like, I looked over this, there's not a whole lot of just like, it's just like, I looked over this, well, there's not a whole lot of pleasantries exchanged through email where I find that that bugs the shit out of me is when somebody haven't talked to him in five years, but they need something they know I have. And they text me, well, how are you?
Starting point is 00:28:00 How are the kids? Hey, can I borrow this or that? I'm like, just text me and say, hey, can I borrow your deal? Like, we don't have to go through the formalities of chit chat and small talk. Let's just get right to it. I'm texting you because I need to borrow your jumper cables for whatever it is.
Starting point is 00:28:18 We don't have to, well, so how are the kids? No, I don't care. You can have the jumper cables if I don't have to chit chat about, because then what happens is, I just't care. You can have the jumper cables. If I don't have to chit chat about, because then what happens is I just answer, like, yes, I'll put them on my front porch, and then I have to go backtrack and think and ask about their kids and all that.
Starting point is 00:28:34 And then I'm just like, fat, why didn't they just ask for what they wanted? Yeah, no, there is a lot of unnecessary interactions with people, and it's just beating around the bush. Right, and it's also like the reason texting is so preferable to telephone calls is because you do have to do the small talk, chit chat, when you call, but when you text,
Starting point is 00:28:57 you can just go straight to the point, right? Some people don't do that. I receive as for what I do for a living, if somebody has like a question, I get a lot of people that. I receive as for what I do for a living. If somebody has like a question I get a lot of people that because I'm an interior designer that think that they can reach out to me About a paint color about a sofa people that I don't know will message me stuff on Instagram Like here's what my living room looks like right now And I want this to happen and I'm just like I don't fucking do this shit for free. I don't. I don't like go. If my friend owns a restaurant, bogey owns a restaurant.
Starting point is 00:29:30 When I go there, I pay for my food. Right. I don't just expect that I'm going to get it done for free. You probably get this with law. Yeah. People think they can just, although you did represent me for free. Right, well, in my divorce. But it's just, there's so much unnecessary posturing before they ask for the free advice and before they ask for the favor. And I would respect the person so much more if they didn't posture so much and beat around the bush so much. Agreed, just get straight to it.
Starting point is 00:30:02 It makes it easier. Everybody knows what we're talking about. We don't have to like, why is she texting me? There was a meme recently on, I don't know if you'll saw this, where it's like about email formalities, but they changed the closing. Instead of, just, instead of sincerely or yours truly, it says like hanging on by a thread. like hanging on by a thread. That's an email I would enjoy. Yeah, so maybe we could twist it up a little bit. Like, you know, dear pumps, I hope your Monday is a shitty as mine is.
Starting point is 00:30:35 Here's what I need for you. Yes, see I like that. Yeah, I agree. Okay, thank you, Lillian. Thank you, Lillian. For your amazing, great voice mimmas, they really are such a highlight. Please DM us some more to our Instagram account and Kylie will sift through those to see if you can get picked.
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Starting point is 00:31:24 I'm out. I'm with that. I'm John Glover. Emmy Award-winning researcher, John Glover, and I'm Marisa Pinson. Critically unacclaimed TV writer, Marisa Pinson. And we're the host of the new podcast on brand with John and Marisa. Join us every week for an exploration of the world's most interesting and iconic brands, like Walmart. Do they still have the old people who say welcome to Walmart? Nope, they got rid of them. You just want more old people in the store.
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