I've Had It - National Everything Day

Episode Date: November 8, 2022

Jennifer gets blindsided by "National Sons Day" and finds herself scrambling to post glowing reviews about her boys on social media.  Pumps doesn't post at all because she's fuming about being hijacked by yack mouth gas station attendants. Subscribe to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/IveHadItPodcast Follow Us: I've Had It Podcast: @Ivehaditpodcast Jennifer Welch: @mizzwelch Angie "Pumps" Sullivan: @pumpspumpspumps

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I did. Maybe it's like national commando day. Every day is national commando day for me, except with a stress. So what made you want to wear panties today? What your vision on? Don't want the vision all over the podcast. I've already got my armpit there.

Fix me, Nelly. That is a very loaded request, yes. What's going on with your boobs? I feel like... Does that better? In that, they kind of look like they were. Let me see. I mean, you just kind of got big boobs.

I've noticed younger people are not getting boobs jobs at the right hour generation. The big boob thing is out. Without. What happened to your fingers? Is that from pickleball? Your racket? No. No.

An unfortunate thing happened where Josh and I were walking Cha Cha on Tebby and they took off running and Tebby ran right under my legs and my legs went straight up in the air and I face planted. Like you knocked your head on it? Yeah, on concrete. And then you got red rash on your face. Yeah, I have red rash. I mean, it was a huge, huge tumble. God, I wish I would have seen.

Oh, I would have been so happy. We got to do the introduction to the podcast. Oh, huge tumble. God, I wish I would've seen. Mm-hmm. I would've been so happy. We got to do the introduction to the podcast. Oh, okay, hi. Hi, welcome to I've had it. Podcast, I'm Jennifer. I'm Angie. Okay, I just have to let everybody in on something

that happened yesterday. No, stop, stop, stop. We're having a podcast prep meeting and pumps as all of you fucking know her as pumps. She told me and the producers that she's wants to de-identify. I didn't say de-identify that's a lie. You said that you didn't want to say hi I'm pumps. Welcome to I've had it everybody. I'm Jennifer and this is Angela Don and let go host formerly known as Pops. What do you have had it with this week?

I've had it with casseroles. You gave me shit about the watermelon. You come up with casserole. I mean you have no moral high ground on that. How many casseroles have you eaten in the last six months? Zero. I've had it with over-explaners. Oh, I think we have long, long since talked about it. There's this new like convenience store by my house. And on the thing, it says $3 gas. So I go up and I notice on the pump thing, it's like $3.17. So I go in and I'm like, hey, what's the deal with the price being $3 on the sign? And then at the pump, it's not that same. So this woman probably teenager, comes over and starts explaining to me about fuel injection

and all this shit. Then the manager comes over and then they start fighting over who's right. And I'm like, time out. All I want to know, it says $3 on the sign at the pump. It doesn't say that. Why do you have to have an auto mechanic engineering degree to get gas these days? So he's like, well, I'll go out and check it. And I'm like, okay, so then the whole way to the pump, he walks with me, explaining like fuel injection and all that shit. I don't care about. the whole way to the pump, he walks with me explaining like fuel injection and all that shit I don't care about. Then we get to the pump and he goes, oh, the cheaper gas is with the blue handle.

The outside pumps don't have the blue handle. 10 minutes of my life, I'll never get back. Walk in, where's the $3 gas? Go to the blue handle, we're done, that's it. Instead, I'm furious for the whole day because I'm like, why the fuck are you explaining fuel injection? I'm not the dumbest person I ever got gas. I think you have some ownership in this.

When you go ask that question, try the people that work at the gas station, that's just kind of what you're bound to get. So I have on my office store here a sign that says in red, bold, cap locks, stop, do not enter unless you have an appointment with Jennifer Welch designs. My problem is at least five to six times a day. I have people that walk in that door, they read that sign. Walk in, my suite is sweet too. And they'll walk in and say, we're sweet for. And five would do that. See, I would, of course, she would. Of course, she would.

I'd just flop right in. Yeah, it wouldn't even slow me down even a tiny bit. So you're not alone because people do it all the time. So this woman walks in the other day and she's like, the dogs are going bananas and she read the sign. I watched her read it. Despite reading it twice, she opens it. And so I'm, you know, all ears. Why are you here? Because I look at the calendar.

There's nothing. There's no appointment. And it says, do not come in unless you have an appointment. So I know that this person is a problem right out of the gates, right? So she says, where is Sweet Four? And I said, I don't know. And she gets, she gets argumentative with me.

She goes, you don't know where Sweet Four is. And I go, I don't. She was like, you don't know, you don't know where Sweet Four is. She was arguing about it. She was mad at me that I don't know, you don't know where sweet for is. She was arguing about it. She was mad at me that I didn't know where her meeting was. And then she's acting like, I'm the asshole because I don't know where sweet for is. So we're talking about months of built up anger, right?

So she's mad, she's bickering with me. So you don't know where sweet for is. I'm like, no, I don't know. So she goes, ugh. Turns around and stomps out. And then I said, just as loud as I possibly could, you fucking bitch. No, you did not. I did.

You don't think that might have been a little overkill? 100% it was overkill. I was completely out of my mind. About five seconds later, I'm like, I cannot believe I just did that. Right, that was really bad. It felt so good. It just felt, you know how people just like, you know, you see crazy people doing crazy shit

and you say, God, you know, can you just, can I just be crazy once? Can I just do crazy shit one day? And I did. And you liked it. I liked it. I really cannot believe you screamed if I can bet. I did. That is some serious rage. Totally.

I mean, I was out of my mind. Then she had that one and was like, that fucking bitch. She called me a fucking bitch. Let me just tell you something. She was aggressive about my mind. No, she kind of had a chemistry for us. Right. Now she kind of had a chemistry for us arguing with you about it.

And she's literally acting like that. I mean, I was out of my mind. Then she had that one and was like, that in bed. Let me just tell you something. She was aggressive about my mind. I know she kind of had a chemistry for us. Arguing with you about it. And she's literally acting like that we are positioned there to guide her to where her appointment is. So number one, she was arrogant. She was a fucking bitch.

And I, she poked the bear. And if she comes back in, I will double down. I so I have to tell you what today's topic is something that I'm so excited about. So I think to tell you what today's topic is something that I'm so excited about. So I think it was last week or the week before. I'm on Instagram, right? And all of a sudden, people are like posting like these really sweet, you know, multifoto-layered posts that it's National Suns Day.

Several things are going through my mind as I'm seeing these. Why do we have a national suns day? The least of which being, oh, that is such an adorable post and this is so cute, it is, when did this happen? Right. All of a sudden, I'm on the internet and it's national suns day and as you know,

I have two suns. This comes out of left field. I have no idea that this is a thing. And so then finally, I just see everybody, my sons of this, my sons are so great, my sons are my life. First and foremost, everybody feels the same way about their sons. Nobody thinks it's universal.

So finally, I mean, I'm seeing it, and then I think, God, I don't want Dylan Rumbin to think I'm an asshole, because you know, he'll be a pressure. So I post on my story. I don't want to be the only asshole'm an asshole. Because you know, your pressure. So I post on my story. I don't want to be the only asshole on Instagram that doesn't acknowledge her son. So happy son's day.

Right. Dylan and Roman. My question is, when did all of this happen? National daughter's day. Yeah, I don't know. National son's day. National donut day. National take your wife to dinner day.

But the peer pressure is real. Like your kids are on Instagram. See everybody else going on and on and on about their kids, and you don't post your fact. You're the asshole parent, no doubt about it. Right. Yeah. Right. And even probably more so than Roman and Dylan, because I don't think they would care

as much, but like your friends that know you have two kids, they would be like, oh, what's the deal with Jennifer and our kids? She didn't ask. Like do people do that? That was, I think it's social media's fault. I'm just gonna blank it, let's throw it out there. We didn't have social media, nobody would give a shit one day it was.

Right. What I want to know is who decided this? Who decided it? Is there a committee? Is there any oversight? Or can I just get on Instagram today right now and say it's national de-identify with your iconic nickname day. Who decided this? How did we get here?

His name is Marlon Anderson and he is the man responsible for the National Holiday Calendar. On your birthday, for example, guess what national day it is. Well, I also know it's Michael Jordan's birthday, so National Basketball Day. That would make sense. That would make sense. But unfortunately, it's not that note. It's National Cabbage Day.

So Jen Morton, our illustrious producer, her birthday is May 9th, and her national holiday is national sock memorial day. What? Why do you have a memorial for a sock? I have no idea. I don't know if it's because you lose a sock. You know, oftentimes socks are born in a sock. And then you lose a sock. And I don't know if it's your grieving that lost sock. And there's, it's a national day. I don't know, but these are questions for Marlow. And I have to be serious because that really just sounds like a nice to our guests. I can be nice to the guests.

I'm so nice. Okay. Nilly June 12th National Jerky Day. Like beef jerky. Do we need a day for jerky? I don't think of course we don't need a fucking day for some. Right. Any of this shit. I've had it.

Mine August 7th is actually a month, and it is national dog month. At the well-trees, it's dog year, right after year after year after year. A lot of people think they're dogs are human, like you do. National lima bean respect day. See, that just minimizes the whole day process. Like, that makes me want to boycott every day.

Unless you're a Lime Abing farmer. How many Lime Abing farmers are there? I don't know, we're going to find out. Where do they even, that's okay. I can't take it. I can't take it. National Rat Catchers Day. Rat catcher like the band from the 80s or like the little furry.

Who thinks of this shit? This guy thinks of it? I guess. National Listen to Your Cat Day. Again. August 8th. National Sneak Some Zucchini Into Your Neighbors Ports Day. Okay. National sneak some zucchini into your neighbor's porch day. Okay. No, I understand. I mean, and then there's a, there's a national pirate day where you dress up like a pirate. Can you make some pirate? Pirate booty.

What a pirate say, pumps. A hoi. Right? Or welcome to the podcast. What a pirate say, pumps. Ahoi. Right? Or arr. Welcome to the podcast, arr. Ha ha ha. This is Angie, but we call her pumps. And Marlo, we understand that you are the man responsible for the National Holiday Calendar. I guess I have been given that honor, yes. So I've noticed, you know, because I'm on Instagram, that suddenly, over the last few

years, like, for example, last week or the week before, I'm on and know, because I'm on Instagram, that suddenly, over the last few years, like, for example, last week or the week before, I'm on and everybody's like, I love my sons and pictures of their sons and it's National Sunday. And then I'm like, oh my God, am I an asshole that I didn't prepare anything for National Suns Day. So as the days went on and the post billed up finally, I posted my story like, hey, everybody, this brand new holiday National Suns Day,

I didn't wanna be the only asshole that didn't post about my sons. And so I think we're curious about how did these new holidays start? So it's, I know it seems like it's new. Just like what you said Jennifer that you start feeling like a jerk because you didn't you didn't do something yourself because you seen somebody else post it right a lot of the people feel the same way and the next thing

you know it starts to trend and if you were to go in and just do a search right now on the hashtag National Daughters. I'm guaranteeing you that there are posts from today, even though that was a month ago already. But when it's your son or daughter or your mom or your dad or your grandparents, whatever it is, that you get that little guilt thing going on that you should do something then. So yeah. Are you the overseer of these new national holidays? So I'm the founder of National Day Calendar. Okay. So I started a blog about 10 years ago. And at that time, there were probably about 30 of these that were somewhat popular.

I started to dig into the history of where they came from. And I started to post every day about other national days that were declared in the past from, you know, Congress back in 1796 or President in 1842 and started to write about these. And then the media started to follow that and then they started to trend. We actually, I dug up about 1200 national days over the course since the beginning of our country. Right. And they started to write about them and their history and that type of thing.

And they've all become prominent since then. And since then, we've probably added about another 300 to the calendar. Is there, what is today? Today. Well, yeah, it's national, no broad day. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.

That's something you can get behind. She's having her broth on the airplanes. This is like serendipity. I swear to God. That's kind of hilarious actually. She loves not wearing a bra. Why don't you take a bra off? The second dragons I have enough trouble with without the cameras.

Second dragon. No, I can not believe it's no problem. She was, we were on a flight a few years ago to Mexico and I look over and she is sitting next to this poor woman. And Angie takes her broth and as she's flinging across, she slaps this woman in the face who's wearing a mask pre-COVID. So she's clearly a germaphobe. Slaps her in the face and I thought, God, that poor woman is sitting next to this train wreck of a friend of mine, but it is

National No Bra day. And then it's today a double-dipper day where we have two national holidays. Yeah, there's actually more. It's Yorkshire putting day and then it's also the Navy's birthday as well. Oh, the Navy's birthday. That's kind of cool. Yeah. Yeah. Who made that decision for those to be national days? So the history of national days, how they came to be, is as varied as the days themselves. A ton of them came from Congress and presidents.

Okay. And they were lobbied by whatever. And I always pick on bittersweet chocolate covered almond day, which I think is hilarious because we don't even have chocolate covered almond day, but we have Bittersweet Chaklet covered all-men day, which I think is hilarious because we don't even have Chaklet covered all-men day, but we have Bittersweet covered all-men day, right? Most of these national days were just one-offs. They weren't supposed to continue on and on and on, and it's this crazy guy from North Dakota in 2013 starts writing about him again, and he hints me, and they come back to life. So that's kind of the story about how they were just for one time and then they come back again because of a blog I started to write, got

picked up by the media and then social media just takes over from that point. So I have an idea for a national holiday and so I'm going to tell you what it is and then I want you to tell me and our listeners how we can make this a national holiday. Is everybody ready? Okay. Okay. I'm not a regional. Okay.

National. I've had it with national holidays. Day. How do we make that happen? How would we do that? Well, first of all, it's funny. You're not the first, by the way. Dang it.

Not original. But but you could be the one who gets, you know, gets an organization behind this to make it happen, right? So do I have you mentioned lobbyists? So so there's actually like in Washington, there's lobbyists lobbying for these national days. Not anymore. Okay.

So Congress and the president got out of this a long time ago. We always think that those type of things are clever. You know, I can't have them pie day and March 14th and things like that. So you get pie day. I get pie day 3.4. You get it. Okay. I want to know how the Lyma bean lobby got on there.

National Lyma Bean respect day. Yeah, isn't that great? How'd that happen? Have I had it with that, Marlow? Yeah, I don't need to. I don't need to. I mean, how many people rode in? You have no respect for Lime a beans, obviously.

I do not respect Lime a beans. Somebody does. Crazy. Do you respect Lime a beans? Well, I respect cabbage more, actually. What about this one? National rat catchers day. What's going on there? So that goes back. Marla, what is going on? How does this happen?

Doug, these up. This is so funny. But that goes back to the Pied Piper. And there's actually a festival yet. I believe in higherland where all of, there's a bunch of people that dress up and they actually lead these make believe rats out of town. It's kind of a crazy thing and still goes on to this day. And this is the thing, right? It's not so much about what you dislike because we get people all the time

that don't like a particular national day and we'll pick on my, my my beans. What, why in the world are you celebrating my my beans? But I guarantee you when it's national puppy day, they're all over it. It's not about the things that you don't like, it's about the things you do like. And just have, you know, just have gratitude

with the fact that, you know, some of these national days are things that you're passionate about. So like lima beans. Right. Like lima beans. Do you like that? Or Gabby? Because when I think of lima beans, I think of passion.

Oh, absolutely. Yeah. Hot, sweaty passion. I want to ask you about some more. So August 8th is national sneak some zucchini Into your neighbor's porch day. I think that is such a great holiday. It is so Marlowe why do you know what this is about? Do you know what zucchini is? Yes. Yes. Yeah. Have you ever grown up before? No You know you could you could grow zucchini anywhere

and it's crazy. One plant will sometimes give you 40 zucchinis. And people, this is what happens. People plant a couple of these things thinking they're gonna get a couple of three zucchinis. And the next thing you know, it takes over the yard and you have 40 of these things. So this is a prank to give them away.

It's kind of a prank to give them away. Okay, what's another obscure one? Okay, this is one that I oppose with everything in me. And national bring your teddy bear to work day. I've heard of bringing a dog to work. See Marlow, I have a lot of kindness in me, but also it exists at well. I think it was.

I think it was. And so that cynicism and that black heart of mine, me thinking about grown adults, walking into their offices with a teddy bear makes me want to scream at them, I have had it. I do bring two living French bulldogs to work with me. Right, so you really shouldn't talk. They're living creatures.

Well, I know, bringing them to work every day. It hurts their feelings if they say, I'm alone, I'm self-employed, I get to, it's free country. I know, you get to do it, I'm saying they stay home alone. I'm self-employed, I get to. It's for the country. You get to do it, I'm saying you can do it. I'm just saying in general, I mean, that's kind of weird too. I don't think so, I don't think it's weird to bring your dog to work.

But you can admit that maybe it's weird to some people. It's not weird to you. To people that hate dogs like yourself. Anyway, we're off topic, so sorry. Back to the bring your teddy bear. This is more fun, you two keep keep going at it. This is great. I mean, how many people do we think take their teddy bear to work? Yeah, I want to know the answer to that. Do we know?

Do we have any research? I have no idea. It is a popular day though. Like National Girlfriends Day, we'll see a million people pop on our website where we're sweet chocolate covered almond day. We might get eight, you know, so. They're sweet chocolate covered almond day. I might get eight, you know, so. They're sweet chocolate covered almond day. I need to just retire that day somehow or another. I like it that there's one day that you've had it with, Marlo, that even you, that expert of the national holidays, there is one that just really grinds your gears.

I just, that is the one and everybody always gives me grief about it too. And it's not so much that I have a disdain towards bittersweet chocolate covered almonds. I just find it ironic that we do not have a chocolate covered almond day. This thing is so specific. It's more about equality to you. It is a bit more. It is an equality issue. Right.

Why does the bittersweet get it? Exactly. Millicolot, dark chocolate. Everybody, all the chocolate should have this, right? Here's, here's one that I can get behind. It's yours. So great. December 31st, make up your mind day. Yes. That's a good one. I like that. That's a good one. That is, that is, that is shit or get

off the pot. But shit or get off the pot. Get your shit together. Pull yourself up by the bootstraps and make up your mind. So if we went into lobby for a day, how would we do that? So we have a process on our website. There's a form that you fill out. We get about 30,000 requests a year for new national days. Really? And then there's a committee that goes through them and a handful will get selected every year. Here's one. National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day. Yeah, what condition is your refrigerator in? Oh, I'm pretty good shape on the refrigerator. What about you, Marlow? Do you clean out your refrigerator on national

Clean Out Your refrigerator day? That's great. Marlow, yes or no? Yes or no? Yes, at the work at work here. On that day? Oh, yes. I love that.

Do you have snacks in your office, Marlow? Oh my goodness. You should come to our office. I should. Let me tell you about her right here. Not one snack, not a cracker, not peanut butter crackers, not one snack, the only office in America without a snack. Tell us about your snacks.

What do you have? What you have to understand, you just have to come here because when it's national strawberry shortcake, they guess what we're having? Oh, strawberry short cake. That's fine. I bet it's a fun place to work. Yeah.

And we're in North Dakota. We are in North Dakota. Okay. Like, Fargo? No, we're actually in a small town called Mandan. It's just right across the river from Bismarck. What's the population of Mandan? About 20,000 people.

Okay. I love that you're able to do this from there. Shout out to North Dakota. I think it really surprises people. We have 15 million people that get my image every day through an email and then I also do, you know, we have a radio show and we have a TV news drop-in that's on 75 million households now, I think,

or some crazy. Really? Oh yeah, it's pretty significant. It's a pretty cool job. I'm gonna have to say, I would love to be on the committee. I would probably be the skunk at the Garden Party on the committee. You have to say no, like over 29,000 times a year. It's not a problem.

It's not a problem at all. So you only have to say yes, like, you know, 10 or 15 of 30,000 applications. Right. That could be a problem. I agree. I think you would fit in perfectly for this job. I do too. You know what I would do? I would suggest maybe some housekeeping, like lima beans, the better sweet chocolate that

you're so bad heard about, out, hit the bricks. I'm curious. How would you retire these days? Does that I'm looking for advice here. I would just say the committee has met and we have decided not to renew your holiday. Sure. One simple is that you are, you are the committee and you are the oversight as well, right? So you can say you're a holiday or you're not.

Right. So you have his boss charge. He is the HBIC and I just think you say we have decided not to review your holiday Limea Bean respect day. What if they gave him a hundred thousand dollars that I would renew? 100% renew it immediately. They

give you a big fat donation that you keep it. All of a son, a hundred thousand dollars and guess what you feel towards Limea beans. Oh, love. Passion. Passion. Respect. Respect. Respect. Yeah.

If you were hilarious. 29th. You can be bought off as what you're saying. Easily. 100%. Yeah, I can easily be bride. If I was on the committee, I would kind of let it be known. Like, she's the bitch.

She's the hard one. The bride. She does take bribes. Right. She loves five star travel. And so there is no oversight committee to this thing. I mean, it's really brilliant. It's fantastic.

I actually envy this whole thing because it has a lot of power on social media these days. It does. And it's actually, it's the biggest trending topic of all time. It's fantastic. Really? We have, we have a reach most days of over a billion people. It's, it's just mind boggling when you think about it. So here's what I want you to know that we're gonna do.

I'm gonna submit my national holiday that I've had it with National Holidays Day. Okay. I'm gonna submit it. And then if there is a committee, I would like to argue my case in front of the committee. But if it's being a committee, I don't have to listen to people argue. He's saying, he is, I know, that's what I'm saying. So he can just tell you to fuck right off.

I mean, seriously, I love it. The power. That's great. I mean, power is not going to your head at all, I will say. You're the perfect person to be in charge of it. The power. That's great. I mean, power is not going to your head at all. I will say, you're the perfect person to be in charge of it. You are. I think you were the great ambassador for national holidays because we were kind of making fun of it, but I'm in now. I'm in. Yeah. It's just, it really is about what's what you're passionate about, right? And you can just say, screw it to the rest of them. I mean, I think that's, that's what I do. You know, there are many days

that I don't, that I don't really appreciate on the calendar, but a lot of times are just the messenger as well. But I celebrate what I like to celebrate. And usually there's something every day on the calendar that I can do that with. And I would I would rather a little live of life of celebration than one that's, you know, angry, mad at the world, whatever. And, you know, I know that's really contrary to what you believe.

Yeah. But I too shame or low to show that your laugh and that was what's free. No, I, you know, I agree with you that the celebration and I do. Like I agree with all of that intellectually.

I have just found that's older I get, I've just gotten horribly cynical about everything and really irritated so much so that we've started this podcast called I've had it. You know. So I'm really curious and pumps in Jennifer. What have you had it with with national days? What triggered you to reach out to me to have this conversation? Ever since I've been born, I've known October you have Halloween coming, February you have Valentine's Day coming.

I'm prepared, I know these days, I know them consciously, subconsciously, even by the weather you can kind of tell. Oh, it's getting kind of chilly about Halloween's coming. And so all of a sudden I'm on the internet and everybody's prepared with these, you know, heart-pouring National Suns Day. And it just comes out of left film and just slaps you right in the face.

And then you're the asshole on Instagram that isn't celebrating your very own children. Well, all these power moms are out there with power point presentations making people like me and especially her look like a total piece of shit moms. That's what triggered the entire thing. But I will say I've done an about face after interviewing you because the whole organization and how you'll do this, I think it's very cool. And I like you. I'm envious of your job. No, I wish I had your job because I think it's really cool. And it's fun. You see the bags under my eyes right now, right? But I have to admit, I have the greatest gig in the world.

Totally. And you can do it in your underwear if you want. I mean, obviously not right now today. Sometimes actually. My underwear on right now. See, pumps put on underwear today is what? I did. Special day.

Wow. No broad day. Good day all. It's a good day all around. It really is. Well Marla, we cannot thank you enough for enlightening us and our audience about this mystery because I don't think a lot of people know your story or where this came from. And I think it's such a pleasant surprise that the way this is done and that any listener

out there, there's a day you want, what is your website they can go to to submit their own request for a national day? Just the name of our organization, nationaldaycalendar.com. Nationalday. Nationaldaycalendar.com, you too, listener can go out.

You can have a day. If it passes Marlow's committee, which I'm jockeying to be a member of, right? I don't think you're going to be picked. I don't think I would have picked either. But Marlow, thank you so so much. Thank you, Marlow, especially coming out of your vacation. Thanks, sis. And happy. Well, I was on vacation. I appreciate that. I actually was working. Just saying. It's not as fun when you're working. I actually started filming a new piece for the history channel. So excellent.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. So there'll be a new series coming up. You're a part of history. That's cool. Oh, yeah. Well, before we leave, I just want to make sure I would be remiss if I didn't wish you a happy, national, no broad day.

Marley, thank you. Go, no bras. Yes. Love it. All right. Thank you. Bye, Marley. I'm ready. Seears. Yes. Love it. All right. Bye, Marlow. Bye, Marlow. I'm getting ready to see you.

Bye. Now I kind of feel bad that we were giving him shit before we met him because as with all things, once you meet the person, you find out you really like it by its cover. And he's so positive attitude. Meanwhile, we have a cynical podcast called I've had it so we can bitch about Castrols. You can bitch about cast roles. You can bitch about cast roles. Audience, what we want you to do is go to our Instagram at I've had it podcast and please submit the date and what you've had it with.

And we're going to start our own national. I've had it with whatever it is. We could have our own committee. Right. We could be the committee. We can be Marlow. We can, but just a little bit more cynical. And open to bribery, which is a hundred percent

open to bribery. We might give you two days with the bribery. If somebody called and said, I want you to have a, you know, national kiss a pig day. Kiss a pig day. And I'm like, no, that didn't pass committee. And they say, here's $500, I'll say, guess what? Find me a pick. June 4th it is.

Right. Alright, audience, thank you so much for tuning in today. I'm National No Bra day and we wish you your loved ones. Happy No Bra day. Happy free the nib, liberate the tit, do it all. Yes, yes. Okay, that's it. Free the nib, liberate the tit, do it all. Yes, yes.

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