I've Had It - Ninja Lesbians

Episode Date: February 23, 2023

Jennifer and Pumps sit down to hear about all the things you've had it with and they were NOT disappointed. Pumps dives into her inability to correctly handle a simple stop-sign situation and Jennifer admits she's guilty of being a fitness influencer. Send us a voice memo on Instagram with what you've had it with for a chance to be featured on upcoming bonus episodes!   Subscribe to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/IveHadItPodcast Follow Us: I've Had It Podcast: @Ivehaditpodcast Jennifer Welch: @mizzwelch Angie "Pumps" Sullivan: @pumpspumpspumps

Welcome to this special I've had it podcast bonus episode and I'm Jennifer. I'm Angie and we are so happy to see you on this Thursday. You see you in T's. Pumps, how do you feel about the situation where you go through an email, okay? I go through an email that I didn't subscribe for, that's a solicitation that I didn't sign up for. So then I click unsubscribe, okay? And I want it to end there, I've broken up to a relationship that was forced upon me. Right. One could even go as far as to call it email rape. Okay. I didn't consent. Okay. Okay.

Okay. So I unsubscribe, right? And then I think it's done. And then I get a follow-up email confirming that I've unsubscribe and then they want me to click more buttons. Yeah. I think, here's what I think about that because I've had that many times. I think they, if you don't do it a couple other times, if you just think you're done, they can still

send you emails. I think they make it where it's harder to unsubscribe than just hitting one button. What I want to know is how many people that are solicited via email actually buy shit. You know, I don't know, but I would liken it to remember that one time we were at Sonic and they were all, every time we would order, you know, we went to Vidilicoke's, whatever. And then they'd say, would you like

extra potato tots with that? Would you like cheese balls with that? Stuff like that. You would just get infuriated. Sonic have cheese balls? I don't know what they are, but there's like cheese in the middle. Fried cheese something.

And one time you were furious, and you go, do people actually buy stuff that you've suggested at the end? And he gets to the sonic person? Yes. And you know what he said? What? Yes, they do do almost all the time

So I think it's the same with the email. I think people are ordering off the eating their feeding that stray cat They're feeding the stray cat. Yes feeding that stray cat and everybody needs to stop the email terrorism is out of control and nobody's doing anything about it It's going on right now of control and nobody's doing anything about it. It's going on right now, invasions of inboxes without consent and everybody just sacks like it's okay. That's not okay. It's not okay and everybody just goes on with life

and we're all walking around like we're not being violated and we are. Right now I guarantee you already have five. I hate to tell you that I've kind of cracked the case on this where I just have a separate email for all the bullshit that I don't want. Yeah, that's smart. I mean, I just, it's smart.

Everything goes in there. Everything I buy off the internet goes in there. It's smart. All of that. And then I don't see it. But here's what did fuck me in this last Christmas, because I'm proud to say I did not go into one store for Christmas shopping.

Did everything online? Not really big into that shop local thing. No, not big at shopping at all. Okay. But so for a couple of the discounts, it was like subscribe, you know, for 15% off, put your cell phone or email or whatever. So I put my cell phone in, I get texts. It was a rookie mistake. I know, and I have three different ones. Rookie. And I don't know how to stop that. Never give your phone number.

I know. Ever. It was bad. It's really, really bad. Well, what we want to do today is hear from the listener what they have had it with. Okay, highly. Let us all.

Who do we have? First, we've got Alissa S. Okay. Okay. I've had it with play days for toddlers that are like, you know, under five, under six. This play day ends up being me forced to hang out with parents. I don't want to hang out at my most recent play date I went on, which I really didn't want to go the mom bent my arm.

She pulled out of you Calale. I wanted to do a group sing along. There was nothing less I want to do. And I couldn't get out of there quick enough. Never once have I wanted to be like, oh my god, I got to shit my pants. I actually shit my pants just to get out of the situation. The you collaid wait.

I've had it. That is horrible. I have had it. Oh my gosh, I don't even know what I would do. Someone put that in. That is awful. Anybody that is that positive and that good of a mood. All the time that when you're hanging out with toddlers,

you're gonna bust out a ukulele. Sing along. Get the fuck away from me. Yes, I can't. I can't with that. It's too much. It's too much. It's too much. It is interesting, can't. I can't with that too much. It's too much. I love too much.

It is interesting, Alyssa, I had the exact same problem. So one of my son's play dates, around five, six-ish, we invited the kid over, his mother stayed the entire play date with his, the child's little sister at my house. And so I, I mean in my head I'm thinking why is she not leaving? And she, I think she just wanted to visit blah blah blah blah. And I was like, so when he, the kid left the next time my son asked if so and so

could come over. I said, absolutely not. I'm having a play date so that my kid is entertained by your kid. And it no part of that, does that mean I want to take on the mother to entertain? I mean, it's just unbelievable. She was there because she was like a helicopter. Now I think she was lonely

and because she did it to another friend of ours, a mutual friend, the exact same setup. And I hadn't told her beforehand, but she had the exact same experience. And then her kid was never allowed to have that kid ever again either. Because nobody wants the mother now. Now I know.

I had a situation with Dylan my first, where he was probably in like second or third grade. And the mom was like, hey, can Dylan come over with our house after school for like two hours? I'm like, you betcha. Swing for the fence is taking. And then I started getting these follow-up texts, like an itinerary, like I planned for us to play this

from, you know, three to three 30, and then we're gonna do puzzles. And like three days before the play date, she texted me and told me that she was planning the snack, three days in advance, and asked if Dylan had any food allergies. And I literally just wanted to take my phone and just chunk it and just throw it.

I'm just like, what? If Dylan had food allergies, I had let you know. Right, I'd tell you before you had that. I mean, I would take that burden on. And just, I just thought, God, this is so pathetic. Let the kids just get together and do whatever it is that they're gonna do.

And serve them, you know, I mean, like the planning three days in advance, a toddler snack, I mean, put a sock in it. That is like, Jesus Christ, that's dumb. It's just, I feel like that person probably would have done better with like a part-time job. Okay. Kylie who's next? Up next we've got Rod R.

Rod R. Hi y'all. I have had it with the good ol' boy system at the fucking four-way stop. If you get there first, fucking go. If we get there at the same time and you're on the right, fucking go. I hate this. I pull up and they're waving you on. I go, oh, nobody, go ahead. No, follow the rules. Let's all get to where we're fucking going. You all have good day. That's 100% right. He's so, he has 100 good day. That's 100% right? He's so, he's 100% right.

He's 100% right. This happens all the time. I kind of think I might be an offender. I bet you are. Rod, I just hate that. But Rod's right. He's 100% right. Do you know, I mean, it is you can get into this tip for tattoo

you go than everybody like accelerate, break, right, accelerate, break. And it's 100% I'm not, I'm not playing it anymore. I, if that person's on the right, and we arrived at the same time, I will remain steadfast with my foot on the break. Because the minute they wave me on, then they're gonna change their mind.

Yes. It's chaos at the stop signs. Yes, that's true. I've had it. Yeah, I'm bad about that. I need to get better. I just, on the way here today. Yes, that's true. I've had it. Yeah, I'm bad about that. I need to get better. I just, on the way here today, I had that little issue. I kind of got through this a little bit at pickleball.

So you have like, when you're on the right side of the court, you know, that would be considered if you're right handed your backhand side. And if you're on the left side of the court, that's your forehand side. So any ball that goes down the center, the forehand takes. Well, some of these girls that I play with are poaching over on their backhand on my forehand shot. And I have fucking had it. I've had it. Linda, you know who you are. She's always coming over and poaching. And it's like, let my forehand take it. And

so it's kind of chaos in the pickball courts, chaos at the stop signs. You're so brave. I'm an athlete. I am a fucking athlete. I'm sorry that you haven't discovered like midlife athleticism, but the jealousy does not look good on you. Ha ha ha ha ha.

Kylie, what's next? I can't believe you were able to weave pickleball into that one. No, we got it. It's never ceases to it. It's a gift. I mean, we could say, hi, I have to go downstairs to pee and get five minutes of a pickleball story.

It's unbelievable. I mean, I think it just sits on our brain all day. Don't you think that most athletes have their sport on their brain, Michael Jordan, Ruffin Adal, Roger Federer, Jennifer Welch and Pickleball. Right. I mean, if there's an Olympics for Pickleball, I'm nowhere near good enough to be in it, but I train as though, and I give as much time commitment

as though I'm supposed to. I'm not half-ass in this thing. No, you are definitely not half-ass. I'm not half-ass in it. That's right. Okay, next we've got Tammy M. Here is what I've had it with. I've had it with straight women using the term partner for their male boyfriend or male husband period. The term partner has been reserved and used by the gay community since existence because we were not allowed

to be legally married, so we used the term partner. Now it doesn't bother me so much, however, my partner, she's what we call a lesbian ninja. She is super feminine, so she walks amongst the straights completely undetected. So when she meets another female who starts talking about their partner, my ninja lesbian gets all excited thinking she's met another ninja lesbian only for that woman to whip out a picture of her boyfriend or husband and totally shatter her dreams. So straight people stop using the term partner. That's ours. It's all we got. I love it. I love it. A couple of things to unpack here. Okay. First and foremost, she's

100% right. Yes. Straight people have gobbled that up and that's not right. Right. That is exclusively for gay people, I think. Yeah, I agree with that. Right. Secondly, I've got to talk about ninja lesbians. The first time I've ever heard it, I have, we have got to dissect this shit because that is fucking 10 out of 10. I had never heard that either and I love it. So a ninja lesbian is the super feminine that can, the dolls at.

According to Tammy, the ninja lesbian can go about and interact with the Straits undetected as a lesbian. Right. So, she's out like totally, it's like stealth lesbianism. Yes. Uh-huh. I mean, I play pickleball with a lot of lesbians.

And there's a couple of them that if I didn't know that they were gay, I would, they would definitely be ninja lesbians, but of course I know that they are. I love this whole ninja. It's a new word. Is that a word that is common amongst the lesbian community? I had never heard it. Okay. All right.

Ninja lesbians. New word from Tammy. You are welcome here on I've had a podcast. We want to know what you've had it with Ninja lesbians our new obsession. New obsession. Kylie, how do you feel about Ninja lesbians? I think I'm dating one. You sure are. No, sure. Anna is 100% in Ninja lesbians. Yes. She's a walking brats doll. Yes, you would never know. Never in a million years. She is 1,000% the poster child for Ninjalez. Yes, she is.

Yep, totally. Okay, who's next, Kylie? The last one we've got is Danielle R. Okay. All right, ladies, I have fucking had it with these boutique cycle bar or whatever you want to calm classes where they're all pretending that they're working out but it's just a bunch of sexy people doing a

circle jerk to genuine pony and other pop hits. I know about you but if I wanted to do that, I could do that at home for free but I'm tired of seeing the videos online. All right, levy ladies. I'm tired of seeing the videos online. All right, levy ladies. Ha ha ha ha. So she's had it with, is this been class? Is that what she's doing? That's what it sounds like to me. So like the peloton, the pelotoners,

or is it the class that like the cycle bar? The soul cycles? Right. I see that on Instagram and it's, there's one girl that in particular that I follow and it's hardcore. First of all that I, in particular that I follow. And it's hardcore. First of all, I'm just going to say I'm kind of, I've had it with people posting their exercise videos online. Yeah. I think it's that had it. And that's bad enough.

You can write a stationary bike. Congratulations. You know, I mean, you're so talented. You can stand up and down on the stationary bike to music. Fucking awesome. Good for you. Let's move on. You know, like you can run. Fantastic. You can lift a weight.

We're super proud of you. Right, enough. Yeah, no, it's like a humble brag, I think. It's enough. I mean, we all know, I think I've brought pickleball into this episode at least 25 times. At least. I don't really post fucking pickleball videos,

which is kind of surprising now that we think about it. Let me just say if I had one of those little tripods that I could set up, it's too far. It's too far. No, no, no. Yeah, I think maybe she's talking about Peloton too. I just, I think she, yeah, I think she's talking about the people that I've seen it.

I've seen the stationary bicyclists posting Instagram videos and they kind of like dance, bounce up and down on the bike. Now, I've seen that too, but not do people, do you get that in your feed like, in the reals part? Cause I get muck bang and you're rolling out with... I get a lot of Frenchy travel and tear design stuff. I don't get the muck bang, but there are some people that have followed that have their exercise workouts day after day after day.

It's like day that now I finally muted because I don't want to see that person exercise anymore. It's not fresh. I'm not into it. Well, and I think there's a narcissism that you think anyone gives a flying fuck what you did for workout today. Right. Because certainly they don't. Right. You're the only person that cares. Now, I will say I may have been an offender in the past. I did go to Orange Theory every day. And at the end of Orange Theory class, you get a little report as to how much time you spent in each heart rate zone. And if I had a really good day, I would share my Orange Theory report

on my Instagram story. And as I'm telling you this, I acknowledge nobody gave a fuck. You're so lucky that I was not on Instagram until this I told you that it was probably not my best posting. No, Jennifer. I'm really hard for the calorie burn. It's orange theory's fucking hard. I'm not suggesting it's not. It was a story.

It wasn't a permanent post. It inspired. That's bad. It was. It was bad. It was. So you're a part of the problem. I'm just so glad I wasn't on Instagram

then. I would have drawn up. I'm going to get a tripod. And I'm going to start recording my pickleball matches because so many people want to watch you play pickleball. I think you might be surprised. I think you might. There could be 108 people in the Netherlands that want to watch me play people. So fuck off. The Dutch. A.K.A. the Dutch. The Dutch. Okay, well we would like to thank all of you so very much for joining us on this special episode of I've Had It Podcast.

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