I've Had It - Nipples for the Resistance

Episode Date: April 9, 2026

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So we're supposed to start the podcast? Ready, one, two, three. Patriots, Gaitreots, they treat it's, Black Triots, Brown Triots, we love you. Triple Trumpers can do what, pumps? Falka! Pumps, what have you had it with? Okay, what I've had it with is when people come to your house to drop something off, like it was mailed to them by mistake.

And instead of just leaving it on your porch, or leaving it in your mailbox. They ring the doorbell, which gets my entire house of dogs going. Oh, yeah. And then they want to fucking chit-chat. I was kidnapped and held hostage by a super sweet neighbor that is a good neighbor for 20 minutes going on and on about this and that. Like, it was just gross, small talk in my house with my dogs going crazy. And I was just like, I am such a gracious neighbor.

When something comes to somebody else's house, I just put it in their mailbox or just put it on their porch. I don't think we have to be like best girlfriends over it. That's the worst. The worst. That is the worst because your dogs kind of hacked you out like by barking. They know that I'm here. Yeah.

Yeah. Of course, I didn't have you brought on. What was 20 minutes? What were you all talking about? Oh, just like her. new planting, which here's the deal. I kill every single plant that I've ever been given or tried to plant. So I have zero ability to have a conversation about planting. I mean, it's just nothing. She's not up on the fly. She's just like, I've been planning or did you ask her? She's like,

have you planted your spring flowers yet? And I said, well, my guy asked me and I just said, I kill everything. So we're just going to keep, we're just going to stay the course on what we have. And she was like, oh, you should try yakety yak. Of course, I don't remember the names because I'm like, no, no, no, no, no. I kill everything. So it doesn't matter how sturdy it is or how immune to not being tended it is. I will kill it. And it just went on.

Like, well, what are your favorite flowers? And I'm just like, I'm on suicide watch. Yeah. No, that's it's. And here's the thing. Here's what you just did. You have a stray cat as a neighbor. and you fed that cat for 20 minutes and now the cat will come back for more food.

That's the problem. I fear she's going to bring me a potted plant. To kill. Maybe a little bonsai tree. Okay. So let me tell you what I've had it with. Okay. I have had it with there being no holiday for non-religious people.

So for example, you know, we. We just had Easter weekend and Passover. And everybody's bleeding a lot of days out of this thing. I mean, there is a lot of bleeding out of days. The amount of emails I'm sending out and it's a kickback email. We're closed for Passover. We're closed for Easter. They're bleeding out.

I'm talking five, six, seven, eight, nine days on this thing. It's holiday abuse on top of the fact that we nonbelievers, say, people, atheists, agnostic, flying spaghetti monster, what have you. We don't get anything because I want the luxury of being able to say, oh, here's the deal. Sorry, I didn't get your email. I'm having an extended flying spaghetti monster celebration week. I want the luxury of piling on extra days of not working. And the Christians have it. The Muslims have it. Jewish faith have. has it, we don't get jack shit. We don't get anything here. No, and I'm trying to think what we call it like, good Friday, because everything was closed like Friday and Monday. Like a fuck off

Friday. How about fuck off Friday? Fuck you Friday. Yeah, here's the thing with the Passover thing. This thing started like on a Wednesday. And then it got some steam. And then it's, it, it, some emails we got them like, how many days does this thing go on? So, of course, I started asking the internet. And it's, I mean, it's multiple days, multiple days. Not just one day. Yeah, and I needed, I need some things to happen. And there's nothing I can do because these people are still on Passover and you can't be the asshole and be like, come on, man, how long, how long is this Passover thing? How haven't we celebrated your God enough? And here's another thing. Easter Monday, is that new? That's something I had not heard of. Okay, because I remember back in the day, we,

I had Easter on a Sunday. And then we were right at school the very next day. And in the last few years, I've noticed now it's an Easter Monday. And again, this is a luxury that religious people have now invented a new day to not do anything to alert everybody in their inbox, everybody in their text messages, anybody that requires a service from them. It's a religious holiday. I'm sorry. I can't go to work. I'm observing Easter Monday, which is total bullshit. But I want to do that. Yeah, like a four-day weekend for those of us that have fuck off Friday. Yeah. And when you think about it, like banks are closed.

I want that. Yes. I want the whole day. I think it's a huge dick over. And if we had a Congress that wasn't led by an impotent little man named Moses, Mike Grindr Johnson, we could have Congress act on this. This is holiday discrimination. Yes. It is.

It is. You're 100% right. But you know how they reach around on that is like public schools are closed Friday and Monday, but they call it like spring festival or something. They just call it something else. But it goes right along with the Easter stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I'm just telling you in New York, there is I think some Passover fraud going on.

and I support people celebrating their faith. If you're Jewish, I support all of it. But I've noticed some inconsistencies on the days taken off from person to person. The Christians are slipping in this Easter Monday thing. I'm on the case. I want my days because while everybody's doing all of this stuff, Passover, Easter Bunny, the brand new Easter Monday. We're here talking about all this shit.

It's dump truck city over here and I've had it. Like there's no days off. I mean, the devil works hard, but I've had it works harder. And so I want my day weeks. And I want to be able to abuse it the way these people are abusing it and exploiting the holiday. Right. Attach on from PTO to your day. Totally.

Yeah. I totally want to do that. I'm so sorry. I mean, I'm adding a couple of extra days here. We're doing an extended celebration of the fact that we don't buy into any of this bullshit. We're calling bullshit on everything. We're taking a science class. we're in a biology class right now we can't answer we're doing an extended study of evolution

for this holiday period evolution week there you go there you go darwin week that's bullshit it's total bullshit it reminds me of all of the pre-boarding fraud that goes on at airports i mean there's just so much fraud going on at the pre-borders every time i see it i'm like that 12 year old doesn't need to pre-board that is complete fraudulent activity. And I think the same is going, the same type of fraud is going on with these holidays. No, I completely agree. It's ridiculous. All right. Welcome to I've had it. I'm Jennifer. I'm Angie. She's the star of the show. And we recently just did two live shows in Atlanta, back-to-back matinees. It's never been done before. Back-to-back matinees. Because there's no reason to start any activity at 8 or 9 p.m. None. Unless it's washing your face before you go to bed.

That's a great activity, yes. All right, Kylie, how are you? I'm good. How are you guys? Excellent. Fantastic. I've got a couple reviews for you. This one is five stars titled Laughter and Commiseration. And J.B. writes, New Gaytriot listener here In a moment that feels like it's being directed by a committee of caffeinated raccoons, your work isn't just entertaining it's necessary. The perspective is razor sharp, the insight actually sticks, and the humor hits like a well- aimed drink toss. So thank you, truly.

Out here surrounded by maga knuckle-draggers and conspiracy hobbyists, this podcast feels like a small, defiant island of sanity. One gay man listening, laughing, and thinking, okay, maybe I'm not the crazy one after all. I'll tell you what, to J.B. Collins there. The conspiracy hobbyist, that's a really good, but you know what happened this week with the conspiracy hobbyist, Alex Jones, Megan Kelly, Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens, they were all calling for the 25th Amendment.

I was shocked as shit. I mean, they dropped him like you wouldn't believe. I was surprised how quickly the worm turned on all that on the 25th. But to be fair, the behavior is so outrageous. You would almost think something was wrong if you weren't calling for the 25th Amendment. I'm more concerned about the people that weren't calling for the 25th Amendment. Yeah, I still was pretty shocked at the roll call that I just did. I mean, these are the really hardcore like triple Trumpers.

And I think they're probably seeing, number one, all the dementia. But, oh my God, Trump, that was just whiplash out the wazoo. And this is one that I'm really happy that he tacoed on, you know, that he chickened out. I'm grateful that he chickened out because he was calling for the genocide of Iranians. And here's my thing. So I told you guys about a couple of weeks ago that I was walking down to a week. Washington Square Park to go to the John F. Kennedy Jr. look-alike contest. That's why I wanted to go to that is another episode for another day. But nonetheless, as I'm walking down, there were all of the,

there was a protest and I was like, oh, I want to go join it. And then as I approached the protest, it was like Iranian flags with huge pictures of Donald Trump, thank you, President Trump, make Iran great again. And so I just wonder, I often wonder about these people that think that Trump is going to save them or protect them, whether it be the gays for Trump, the Latinos for Trump, the women for Trump, and now the Iranians for Trump. At what point do they realize, oh, like, he just threatened to nuke our entire country. Do they still stay the course at that point? Or it's a fascinating take, because he will, he flips on everybody on a dime on script. Yeah, he will fuck you.

Over. My guess is they figured out when he started threat like the bridges and the infrastructure, they figured out, oh, he doesn't give a fuck. And then he started talking about all the money he's going to make and all the oil. So I would think they figured out by now. But we still have, you know, people that are tripling down on Trump right in line. So maybe not. Who knows? All right. Kylie, who's next? Okay, we got another review. This one is five stars titled, Look Forward to Every Tuesday. And they write, I feel like the world is on fire, and I look forward to every week where these three ladies make me feel a little less crazy. As a mom to young kids, getting up to go to work, raise good to humans, all while pretending we aren't on the cusp of the end times.

Thank you for speaking truce while making me laugh. It has been medicine to my soul. I have a bottle of Vuv chilling for the big, beautiful obituary, and that gives me a sliver of hope. Cheers. It's a great review. Great. So what are you going to wear when it happens? God. Would that be the time to bring out the hanger and the nipple just like fucking A. Here we go.

Why don't you update our new listeners about your talent? Okay. So back in the day, before they were the Sagan Dragons, they were like... She's talking about her breasts. My boobs. Yeah. They were rockets. They were big, firm. I mean, nice. They were nice boobs. You had a great rack on you. Big rack and very pert. Okay. And so I could take... like a wooden hanger, like a coat wooden hanger. And I could hang it on my nipples. They were at such attention. And so that was kind of a party trick that I did, which I mean, obviously that sounds like absolute lunacy, which it is. But so I'm always like, oh yeah, I'm getting the hangar out. Well, as the years and gravity have continued to mount, I am now, and I'm not. And I'm

I haven't done it in a while. I could be past the wire hanger stage. The last time I did it, the only thing I could balance was a wire hanger. So if you doesn't die soon, it might just be nothing. Well, I think this is a great idea. One of the best ideas you've had since we started this podcast. So many good ones. When it happens, you will pull out your party trick. I will. I will do it. In an act of patriotism and solidarity. You're going to do it in solidarity, or did you volunteer, I don't know that I have that talent. I said in an act of patriotism and solidarity of the celebration for when it happens. You know, I could paint a hanger red, white, and blue in the interim and just have it ready, my patriotic hanger.

Yeah, you can pull out, you could pull that out from your arts and crafts cabinet. Yeah, I could. I absolutely could. We know how crafty I am. I don't know about you guys, but the only things that are consistent in my life are my dogs. They're always happy to see me. They don't care what I look like. They don't care what's going on in the political world.

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basketball player, retired now, but he's the one who won all of those with LeBron, right? Yes, in Miami. Yeah. I think it's in the Hall of Fame. If not, he will be. Okay, it's called The Dads is based on the Emmy-winning short documentary and comes at a critical time in U.S. history. Trans kids deserve safety, love, and support.

the dads are fighting to make sure they have it. As anti-trans legislation and hostility escalate in the United States, the dads documents a group of dads building a movement to support their trans and gender expansive kids while facing an impossible choice. Stay and fight or leave the country. The dads also offers a timely counter-narrative around fatherhood and masculinity. This to me is the most important part here, one of the most important messages right now. In the documentary, the dads share their vulnerabilities and question what they've been

taught about gender and themselves. The film's Emmy winning director Lucina Fisher said, in a time of political division, isolation, and misinformation, the dads shift the narrative away from what divides us to what brings us all together, love, connection, and community. And last slide. This is fatherhood as an act of a radical love and resistance. That last slide sounds kind of Jesus-y to me. The Jesus character in the Bible, radical empath, radical love.

And I just think this is so beautiful that these dads are doing this because regardless of how many laws these policies, these polymers. politicians make. Trans people are going to exist. The suicide rate among this group is astronomically high. And to see these dads, they have a choice, unconditional love and support, radical love, or be dicks like so many people are. Not only are they choosing radical love, but they are putting themselves out there as real men. This is true, unconditional. love from a father. And so many of you that might be listening are trans or you might have trans friends and or acquaintances. And this is not a time to see this community as a political

liability and throw them under the bus. It is a time to advocate and platform for these people. And I just think this group of dads is exactly what I needed in this crazy news week to know that they love their children unconditionally. They don't give a fuck who knows it. And they made a documentary to say, fuck you. We love our kids radically unconditionally. Judge us all you want to. You're not changing us. No, I thought it was great.

I'm really looking forward to seeing it. what makes me so happy about this is what an example to their children about fighting for their children. And then the children learning, you know, I'm worthy because all they hear now is I'm not worthy. And so, you know, parents have to fight for their kids. And dads especially with all this faux masculinity, it's it's time for them to step out so I just I think this is really exciting and Dwayne Wade has been very vocal fighting for trans rights for years and his platform will elevate this message and I hope that it does yeah and Dwayne Wade has always shown images of his family on the on like Instagram and my boys are super NBA obsessed.

and the hostility in the comment section and the cruelty that people would comment about his child. And he continued to show his family for who they were. And then you have all of these politicians that make up this crazy lie that there's this woke gender agenda of furries that use litter boxes that are whacking off wieners and skis. school and all this crazy shit. And the people who want to brainwash your kids are the book banners. The people who want to indoctrinate your kids are the people that lead with hate and judgment. The people who are preaching equality and radical love and unconditional love, they just want their kids to be who they are and for your kids to be who they are. Even if your kid's a little dick, they're not going to get all up in your business. And so I just, I thought this was a feel good story.

And anytime we can platform this community in the throes of all of the mass marginalization and attacks that they're facing, I want to do it. All right, moving along here. Always the science catches up with us. And everybody knows that I've had a long problem with corporate speak. And I think you can go back two or three years. We're talking about, okay, let's everybody sit down. Let's scramble the jets. Let's circle back. Let's workshop this. I'm like, what are you talking about?

What is all of this stuff? Well, the science is finally caught up with me saying it is bullshit. And now we have an article from the Guardian that says workers who fall for corporate bullshit may be worse at their jobs. study finds. And I would like to tell the researchers you came up with this, you're welcome for the idea. This is how many times does this happen, you guys? This has got to be like 902. Yeah, okay. I was thinking closer to like 10,000. A new study finds that employees impressed by corporate speak may be least equipped to make effective decisions. This isn't something that only affects people who are less intelligent.

Anybody can fall for bullshit. And we all, depending on the situation, fall for bullshit when it is kind of packaged up to appeal to our biases. The new study found workers most excited and impressed by corporate speak may be the least equipped to make effective, practical business decisions and it can leave companies with dysfunctional leaders. It goes on and on. But I knew it.

I knew that it happened when I was an interior designer. I was talking to subcontractors all the time, plumbers, electricians, you know, drywall guys, architects. Nobody does this kind of talk. Right. And then we started this podcast and we would have, you know, coordinating stuff with people or developing ideas, not within our house, but with other people. and all of this language came out. Well, let's workshop that. Yeah.

Let's scramble the jets. And I was like, what the fuck is this? Why not, you know, let's process this a little bit more. But it was all this new corporate speak that I thought was just complete bullshit. And in fact, it is. And it's dysfunctional. Here's the thing. The whole reason corporate bullshit exists is because nobody has the balls to say,

thank you for the idea. It sucks. Or I appreciate your input, but we're going to go. I mean, people just. don't have the balls to say, that's a bad idea. I mean, you can be nicer about it, but this is all just to put a little feather in Johnny's cap so he doesn't get his feelings hurt when you said his idea was stupid, in my opinion. Yeah, yeah. I think that there's a fine line because some people are just overtly sensitive and they probably shouldn't work in a group space. Um,

I also think we need to embrace with people that if your idea gets shot down, who cares? You have a million others. It's kind of like with us with these IHIP news episodes. This is our main podcast, but our daily drops. If one tanks, I'm like, we're going to do 1,500 other the remainder of the week. Who gives a shit? I mean, business and life and ideas are all failure. All right, Kylie, let's move along to voice memos.

Who's our first one? Okay. Up first we've got Nat. Hi, Jen. Hi Kylie. Hi, POMS. I'm just sending in this because I wanted to share something that happened to me today on, you know, Easter, you know, Jesus's Day, obviously. And I was dragged to church this morning, unfortunately for me. And I never go to church, but of course we had to go because it's Easter, obviously. And so I sat through this hour-long service of this man that was just babbling about who even knows what the fuck. And the entire time, I was sitting there listening to this literally trying to have to laugh. They were like singing a song about the rattling bones of Jesus. And the entire time I was just like I could just see Jen's face like in my, like her reaction to what this would be. And it was making me laugh. And not only was I dragged to church. Following church, we then went to Cracker Barrel. And I was like, this is just, I mean, this is the worst prank ever. This is terrible. And when we were in Cracker Barrel, and I was like, this is the worst prank ever. This is terrible. And when we were in Crack. or barrel, you know, they have all that stupid shit at the front that you can buy, all the little knickknacks that nobody wants. And we're looking through them and I look over and just see an

entire wall of so many different kinds of Stanley Cups. And again, I just couldn't help but think of Jen and think of, you know, I know she loves her Stanley Cups. You know, that's just her favorite thing. And so I thought I would just send this in because I thought it was so funny. And I hope everybody had a great Easter because, you know, obviously, I hope everybody went to church and just had such a great time because amen at the end of the day. So that's all. And she sent a photo from Cracker Barrel. Oh my gosh. Of the wall of Staley. Oh, God. That is an abomination. That is prayers up to that wall. They have a little sink on it. That is my worst nightmare. Church leads to Cracker Barrel, which leads to Stanley Cups. It's like an infinite loop of slippery.

slopes that all lead to Maga and the death cult. I'm surprised she survived, quite frankly. She got out of there. Okay, so update for everyone on my Easter Sunday. So obviously we were in Atlanta, but my mom called and said, hey, I want to make plans for Easter. I immediately, I've been waiting for this call. I've been like, here it is. A year it is. A year. in the making. So I say, I'm going to be out of town. But even if I was in town, I just don't feel good about going to church with you unless they're talking about how we need to unite against all the injustice people getting shot in the streets of America, little girls getting shot in school in a rant. Like, I just can't be in that room unless they do that. The immediate response

was I was only inviting you to dinner on Friday night. And I was like, oh, yeah, I can do dinner on Friday night. And then I get a text the day of telling me not to bring my dogs. So I invited their casualty. That was a casualty. I think that was like, fuck you. And then when we sat down, like the whole family was sitting there, extended family, everything. And my mom starts the prayer by saying Jesus loves you, even if you don't love him.

And I don't, a bunch of other stuff. And then so when my daughter and I were cleaning up, she leaned into me and said, you know that Jesus' comment was directed at you. I was like, of course I know that. So the new plan is next year, I'm going to lead the prayer on some type of holiday. And Jennifer's going to author it. Yes. Then I'm going to spill it out. And honestly, I'm here for it.

I can't wait. So that's my Easter update. I think it's a fantastic update. First and foremost, I'm so proud of you for 56 years of capitulating to your mother that you stood up to her. I mean, that's just, I've known you for such a long time and the fear in which you operate surrounding her. So I'm so proud of you for standing up for all of the people that this regime under the veil

and the cloak of Christianity. as a permission structure to kill people and marginalized people that you stood up. It's like a little mini resistance. So I'm so proud of you for that. Number two, listener. So she told me the story when we were in Atlanta. And I was beaming with pride, obviously. But I thought, okay, here's the next phase.

So she goes next year to the family prayer and we as a community can write the prayer. And so her mom, you know, she'll be like, okay, I'll start the prayer. And Angie can go, actually, I'll lead. And then we're going to make the most woke-ass original Jesus, like the Bible Jesus, not the capitalist Republican Jesus, something that that guy would write. And I think it's just going to be an absolute banger. And then at the end, you can say, Mom, I didn't hear you say amen. Well, here's the deal.

She would totally say amen and not be able to, she'd be like, oh, well, that was a nice prayer. She would be so excited that I said I was leading the prayer. it might irritator when I came out the other stuff, but here's the thing, which I've learned in the course of this whole fiasco about Easter, that, how are you going, I mean, she couldn't argue with me. How are you going to argue if the prayer starts with, please help the children that are hungry because they've no longer been provided any assistance for school lunches or the snap benefits were cut.

Like, here's the problem. We need to be more specific. No, no, no, no. I know. It needs to be, please. And I think it needs to be kind of holy roller. Like, dear Heavenly Father, is that what? Or is it Jesus.

What do you say? Jesus. Do you go straight to Jesus? I think so. The son. Okay. So, dear Jesus Christ. Do you say Jesus Christ or just Jesus?

Just Jesus. Okay. Jesus, I want you to lift a hand up and put your hand on all of the children that Donald Trump and his murderous regime have taken food and school lunches and childcare away from. Jesus just help these people. Jesus just help these little children protect themselves from this evil antichrist leader named Donald Trump. How does that go over? if you're real pointed like that. If it was really pointed like that.

Do you think you get kicked out of the lunch? No. Okay. No, I think it would just be crickets in the whole, there would just be a ton of tension in the whole house. But I don't think anybody would say, they would never say you have to leave, but I would want to leave because of like how tight it would make everybody.

Yeah. I'll tell you who would fucking love it as my daughter. I mean, she would just be like, mom, that was a great. I mean, she would totally do the double down with me. Yeah, I hope that, I mean, really at the thing of this, it's really, it's really sad that when you just think about all of the wealth that's been transferred to the worst people in the world and at the expense of these poor kids, because I think your mom at her, core, she wouldn't want these kids to not have things, but they're just so indoctrinated and

radicalized in this cruel kind of twisted mental gymnastics thing. And it's really sad how much religion plays a role in the United States in marginalizing poor hungry people. Yeah. I think you're right. She wouldn't want any child to go hungry or anything like that. Right. But it's not, it doesn't affect her. personally. So it's just not a problem that she entertains. Mm-hmm. Okay. Who's next? Okay. Up next, we've got Elise. So I worked in an ultrasound office that was outside of a doctor's office. It was basically if you want more pictures of your baby. And we did this thing where you could AI your baby to see what it

would look like when it comes out of the womb. And there would be people that would come in or call. they would say, you know, I'm having my baby in a week and a half, but I want to see pictures in my baby. Just fucking wait. Why are we AIing this shit to see what your child looks like when you can just wait a week and a half and see what it happens when it pops out? I'm done. I'm had it.

Ooh, baby, it is killing me. You can just fucking wait. You've waited 10 months. Just waiting another week and a half. Jesus fucking Christ. I would totally do it. I would be the problem. I would 100% I'm 100% the person she's had it with.

I remember when both of my pregnancies. Number one, when I approached like 36 weeks, because it's 40 weeks total, listener, for those you who you didn't know, I was like, I'm going to deliver today. Like it's impossible for me to grow anymore. I'm going to deliver this baby today. And much to my surprise, I gained more weight, grew larger. And the fixation on it, I would totally be the person that's like, well, what am I going to do today? Let's go AI the baby.

Let's go. Let's just go deep dive into that. Let's sit down and talk about a bunch of different scenarios with the AI, too. Let's run several different models of the AI. I would be a disaster. I am her worst nightmare. I was such a horrible pregnant person. There's just no way I wouldn't be all over the AI software trying to figure it out.

There's just no way. And I get the point. way do all that I get that but I I would be ass deep we had a video of Luke because my youngest because I was a geriatric pregnancy and I remember I was we didn't find out the sex so I who have no medical training whatsoever but kind of feel like I'm a doctor I played that video over and over and over trying to identify if there was a penis or a vagina news flash I never did figure it out, but I've spent hours on it. So I can only imagine, I can only imagine that AI. Let me ask you this. I remember that with Luke. Why didn't you want to find out the gender?

You know, that's a great question. I really think it was because I was like, I had a boy, I had a girl. So I had stuff like clothes and all that shit for both. So I didn't have to really prepare anything. And you wanted it to be a surprise for you and your ex? Yeah, I guess I did. I appreciate that people can do that. I am not one of those people. I remember being pregnant and I was like, I needed to know immediately what the gender was.

I have no chill, none whatsoever with that. There's no fucking way if the technology is available and I can find out one thing about the situation. I'm always going to want that. And you with your third and other people I know that are like, yeah, we're not going to find out the gender. I'm like, how do you do that? Like, I can't relate to that at all. Like, I don't relate to it on any level. And no judgment. Seriously, you know, having a baby is such a personal thing. But it's one of these things when people say, yeah, we're going to make it a surprise. I'm just like, we're not the same people. Like I don't have, I have no chill. I'm insufferable about that shit. Inseparable. Really, I'm the problem.

All right, Kylie, who's next? Okay, up next we've got Elizabeth. Okay, here is my I have had it. So I have been recruited for a show called mompreneurs, which heaven help me. I am a mom of a slew of children. And also I've run a really successful business that I have built from scratch over the last three years. But you know what? So have a lot of men. There is no dadpreneur's show to be found. And yet, somehow it's magical that I can both have children and run a business when really the magical part is the fact that I don't only run a business, but I run my household amongst societal expectations. that I am also doing the bulk of the parenting and child care,

that even as we put my husband's cell phone as the first number to call for the school when they need something, and yet they call me by default, because I am the mom number. So it's not about mompreneurs. It is about the fact that we default that women are the primary child caregiver, and they're the one that we have to call, and then we have to deal with. because this is the expectation that men just get to have careers and jobs and lives and that a woman will pick up the slack and I have had it. It's such a good point.

It is such a good point because women that work outside the home have two full-time jobs, their job and home job. And one million percent, do you remember it was at the Oscars one year? And I think it was Kristen Bell and Doc Sheppard, but don't quote me on that. But it was a couple that both were actors. And they asked him stuff on the red carpet. And then they asked her who was babysitting.

And it was just like, why are you doing that? Why does he get the question? And she doesn't. So good for her. Congratulations on her business success. But there is, it's just unbelievable how little men are required to do to keep their house going and then immediately you have to label a mom mature. I will say I read some data that this is kind of changing.

Millennial dads have been more involved than any generation of dads before them. They're changing more diapers. They're taking paternity leave. And so we are seeing a shift in this. But I also just have one observation from the husband being first on the school list and her being number two. If I worked at the school, I'm going to jump down and call the woman first because I know that she's a problem solver, more competent. I know the conversation will be shorter and will end with a lot less emotion. And so I appreciate what she's saying, you know, call the husband first.

But here's what happens. They call the husband first and then the husband hangs up and immediately calls the mom. And this whole notion that women are too emotional to be president or women, you know, blah, blah, it's just such bullshit. All of it is. But good on her for, but I mean, obviously we get labeled as mom podcasters and all of this shit. And being a mom is incredibly, incredibly important to me, but it's not the only thing I do. I mean, there are women that that is all they do. And all they talk about is their children, ad nauseum.

And it's horrific because you're just like, I get it. I understand that you're into them. Nobody else is. Nobody gives a shit about your kids. But I don't know. I just, I don't like all the, all of the pressure that gets put on women on all of that stuff. But I'm happy about the millennials, the millennial boys. Yeah, I think that is so important.

I mean, I think it's so important. And I want to say someone we know when they had kids, they were like, and they were younger, like, we're doing everything 50, 50. You know, diaper, I mean, they just did everything 50, 50. And I'm like, God, what a great idea. Yeah. And it's not even, I think it's not even so much as like 50, 50 as much as it is, who's available at that time to do something? Like, Josh was a great baby dad.

He's a great baby dad. I don't feel, I probably did more just because I'm a doer. But Josh, any, I mean, he always jumped in and did anything. So I don't know. I just think it takes a village to raise kids. And I'm glad that the narrative is somewhat changing. But I want the narrative to change for women if you're a businessmaker, if you're a podcaster, I mean, dad podcaster Joe Rogan.

That's what we're going to start referring to all of the male podcasters. have children. I'll never forget that blogger that kept, we're talking about, you know, our lives and whatnot. It's always like, mom podcasters. It's like, fuck off with that sexism. All right. Tax season is so awful, but there is a benefit to it because it gives you a chance to look at your full financial picture, earnings, spending, savings, et cetera. And this is where I want to encourage you, listener, to do what I've done and use. Monarch. Monarch is the all-in-one personal finance tool designed to make your life easier. It brings your entire financial life, budgeting, accounts, and investments, net worth, and future

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Okay, up next we've got Lindsay. Hi, Pompson, Jennifer. I love, love, love your guys podcast, but I saw something that I have absolutely had it with and it literally just made my blood boil. I mean, I've had it long before I saw this, but I've had it with people benefiting from the world, of immigrants like farmers and construction workers and roofers and contractors and then literally

not thinking that they deserve humanity or rights or respect. I don't know if you saw, but there is a woman in Cambridge and she hired, supposedly hired workers to redo her roof. And then on the final day called ICE on the Guatemalan workers. I think that is absolutely fucking disgusting. I hope she genuinely burns in hell. And I also hope that her roof flies off. And the most ironic thing is you know that she's clutching her cross necklace, thinking she's so Jesusful,

and then literally has the audacity to benefit from the hard work of this construction company, and then call the actual... ice on them. So fucking gross. Literally, there is not room in America for people like this. Absolutely disgusting. I completely agree. And I saw that story. It's so disgusting. There's just a mass dehumanization going on in the United States. And it's not new. It is something that we just have never reconciled or atoned for. All of the mass shootings, they just continue. Nobody does anything about it. it, the demonization of the poor, the bragged exploitation of immigrant labor, the moral

duplicity of people that enjoy all of the benefits and entertainment and spiciness of a multicultural society, and then do chicken shit stuff like this. And sadly, I have to say, growing up in Oklahoma, it's a norm where people see immigrant labor is something to be exploited. Yes. While at the same time think they're taking away something from them, it's just, it really depresses me to share oxygen with people who enjoy dehumanizing other people so much. that Trump will die at some point and all of that will go on. It's the cruelty wrapped up with religion and sharing space with these people.

It bothers me. Yeah, it's gross. I mean, I was raised in a house that did all these things. And it's, it is so vile and it is so disgusting. And the cross couldn't be bigger. So I don't know what's, I mean, you know, it's just, it's just fucking gross. It is. sad. There's a story I can share. I want list names, but there's a friend of mine, and she is from a

South American country, and she is here on a visa, and I won't mention where she lives, but she signed up to be a foster mother, and she is the foster mother of a little white baby whose mother was a meth addict while pregnant, didn't know she was pregnant, and this little baby came home because she sounded to be a foster mom from the hospital to my friend who is taking care of this baby speaks exclusively to the baby in Spanish. And so the irony that this beautiful person, selfless, because I mean, who wants to take care of a newborn that's not yours? I don't even want to take care of my own. She is taking care of this little baby. And I just thought one day this baby will probably, the mom's trying to get sober and all the things and I truly

hope she does. And the baby's going to end up back with the mom. And then I thought, at some point that baby's going to be MAGA. And then you'd be like, hey, by the way, you wouldn't be alive for the immigrant that raised you while your mom was getting off meth. And no disrespect. I mean, I have respect. I mean, addiction is a horrible problem.

problem. But I just thought the irony in that was just because here's at the end of the day, Maga wants to, you're an immigrant, your heritage American, they want to categorize everybody and prioritize who gets rights, who doesn't. And really the story of my friend taking care of the little meth baby, and the baby's fine, by the way. It's just about humanity. It's just about a shared sense of humanity. She enjoys doing that. She's a much better person than I am. Like I can never fucking take care of somebody else's newborn. And she's doing it in a foreign country to her with like joy. Right.

Yeah. That's a big person. As we all know, I'm not a good baby person at all. So it certainly can be me. So good for her. All right, Kylie. Let's do one last voicemail. Kate, the last one is from Amy.

Hi, Jennifer, Angie, Kylie. This is Amy Lee, former Edmund Girl. now happily living in Gig Harbor, Washington, and I've had it with chatbots. I take the time to type out my whole stupid internet problem, and before they'll answer me, I have to go through like five different pin numbers and codes, and they're not even human, but I'm proven who I am. And then when I finally get connected to an agent, because I can't be nice to a chat bot, and I think, okay, great, now I'm, now I've got a human. But it's, nope, it's just a fancier bot that takes me all the way through, all of that again, and I just miss bad customer service, you know, a human

with an attitude. So what are we doing? How do we get back to Brenda, who used to smoke on lunch break and, you know, maybe had a little bit of an attitude, but maybe made me laugh. How do we get back to that? Thanks. I love you guys. God, that's such a good voice, memo. Such a good. I mean, that's like, that's, that's like a precursor of what we're all going to be craving. Like, we just want to talk to fucked up horrible customer service people. I want to fight with a person. Yeah. I want to tell them, I'm the customer and I want to have this fight. I mean, that is such, I bet there's going to be so much more that heat in the, ensuing months and years because Trump has really taken, his oligarchs are taking all of the jobs

and getting them to the robots. Yeah, there's nothing that's coming out right now with all this stuff that gives me any like, oh, this is going to be great. It's all like, oh, God, this is going to be disastrous. And I do agree. I think 10 years, however many years it takes, everybody is going to be like way too much, way too much of all this AI and robots and all that shit. Oh, I think AI is just so overhyped.

I mean, it's just like an enhanced Google at this stage. And I think that all of these oligarchs have just gone all chips in on it. And at the end of the day, the antidote for a lot of our problems as a species is connection. Yeah. It's connection. If you're an addict, connection. Whatever form that is, AA or therapy or whatever you connect with other human beings. Depression.

connection, longevity connection. And so you have Trump and then all of these fucking oligarchs with all of these capitalists with no capital that support these people. And they're disconnecting us all. And it's just it's not going to be good. It's not going to be good. Okay. So you were in my head. I was driving. There's this piece of shit track with this big Trump flag on it driving turned into a piece of shit house and I just thought that's our capital capitalist with no capital right there. It's crazy. It's unbelievable how successful Republican messaging has been to shift the working class voters to think that Donald Trump is going to help you. Like it's crazy. But.

I mean, God, and this is just where we are. But hopefully, I think that if we can get through these elections, and I don't know that we will, I really don't. I mean, I think they're going to do everything they can. But I think it's going to be a big blue tsunami, hopefully. I agree. I hope. All right. That's all we have.

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