I've Had It - Patriots and Gaytriots Assemble

Episode Date: July 25, 2024

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So are we supposed to start the podcast? Ready? One, two, three. Patriots and Gaytriots, it's a great day at I've Had It podcast because the Eagles are circling around the studio pumps. What did they say? Cacaw! Listen up, Gaytriots.

Listen up, Patriots. Joe Biden has withdrawn from the presidential race. And I want to say before moving forward that I remember the day that that man won, how happy I was that a sane, responsible person was going to restore decency, decorum, integrity, and honor to this country. He selected a brilliant woman to be his vice president and we had the very first female vice president of the country. He is, as we all know, old and decided to step aside and in the biggest act of patriotism a man can do to unite the country, 20 minutes later, he announced his full endorsement

of Vice President Kamala Harris, and then one by one, every major Democratic donor And then one by one, every major Democratic donor and every major Democratic power player and politician endorsed her. But more importantly, within 24 hours, over one million grassroots donors donated over $81 million, which is more than any person that has ever run for president

has ever received in a 24-hour period. So I want to say to everybody out there, we all have said it, and I'm embarrassed to say that I even said this, can she win? And you know who didn't question it for a second? Joe Biden. Joe Biden. Joe Biden. Daddy Biden. Daddy, grandpa Biden.

He immediately said, kids, here's who I'm passing the torch to. And we have all responded and we have all mobilized. And the titty baby parade on the right and over at Fox News has been wildly entertaining because they are terrified because they have a prosecutor running against a convicted felon. Absolutely. And you know, it's interesting to me that they want to say how old Biden is and he should drop out because he's not within his faculties, which I disagree with. But he did drop out. And now they have the oldest candidate. They have the candidate with mental and fitness, with scattered thoughts, flight of ideas, dementia, insanity, whatever you want to call it. So I too am so grateful to Joe Biden because

he was able to put himself last and put the party and more importantly the country before himself. And you certainly would not see that on the right. This is a moment where everybody who sits on the sidelines that says, I don't want to talk about politics and I don't like your podcast because you talk about politics. This is a time for you to sit down and shut the fuck up and let everybody take over here because we are literally on the edge of fascism.

The LGBTQ plus community is under attack. The black and brown community is long under attack. And what I love so much about our new nominee, Kamala Harris, is that the day that it was announced, 40,000 black women organized on Zoom. And let me tell you something, nobody organizes or fights harder for this country than black women. And it is time for all of us, especially women that look like you and me, to stand with these women to save the integrity and the democracy of this country for future generations. Because what is on the other side of this is Project 2025.

And Trump is going to act like, I don't know what Project 2025 is, and it is a total lie, and he's gaslighting you. Because let me tell you something, all three of Donald Trump's Supreme Court picks were groomed and recommended to Donald Trump by the Heritage Foundation, who also is the author of Project 2025. So don't buy into this for just a second because the minute they overturned Roe and all of these rights were taken away from us. Donald Trump celebrated. That's absolutely right.

JD Vance celebrated and the Heritage Foundation celebrated big time and then they started drafting plans. What can we take from women next? Next, we're gonna take birth control. You have a problem conceiving? Tough titties, we're also gonna take away IVF. These are cruel, vindictive, horrible, truly horrible people that are trying to take us back a century.

Take away a century of progress. Think about that. And they were so arrogant that they picked the dumbest MF'er and the most dangerous MF'er on the planet to be Donald Trump's running mate. And I've been reading now they're already having some buyer's remorse because he's not appealing to people. But this is something I read that I thought was really interesting. Since Hillary ran, which we all know she won the popular vote, 22 million boomers have died. So think about that in terms of the electorate. And the titty baby parade that you're seeing over on Fox News and in the right-wing media is real because they are terrified because nobody is more the antithesis of Donald Trump than Kamala Harris.

Absolutely. She is a force to be reckoned with. And I think you said on the podcast, and I certainly feel it, that we needed a ferocious, robust response to Donald Trump's lying, taking away rights, bragging about overturning Roe. All of the things that he does, we needed a ferocious response to that. And I felt like vice president Harris in her first campaign speech, absolutely took it straight to him when she said, I'm a former prosecutor, prosecuted fraudsters, prosecuted sexual predators.

So Donald Trump, I know your type. And I just thought, let's fucking go. Let's go. Let's go. I love all the coconut memes. I can't get enough of it. This is ladies, gentlemen, gay triads, and patriots, and decent people of this country. This is the time for us to send an electoral mandate to the cult that is MAGA, that took

away our rights that women, generations of women before us fought so hard for us to have. And then they're gonna come after birth control. This is a time to send the Heritage Foundation, Donald Trump, all of the weirdos at the Supreme Court, a message that we will not tolerate this at all. You wanna go hang out with Elon Musk, who is cuckoo for cocoa,

swing for the fences. Go do it. We want to live in a free, equal society that promotes liberty and justice. So quit calling yourself a patriot. Give us back the eagles because we have fucking had it. We have had it and we are ready to work and take it back. And every white woman in this country, your goal should be to not just be invited to the barbecue, but to be invited to the Zoom. These women, we stand with you. I want every woman of color to know that we will assemble and we will stand with you. All right, the reason that the Titty Baby Parade on the right is so unhinged right now, I want to take a stroll down memory lane when Donald

Trump and the Heritage Foundation picked a man who was credibly accused of sexual abuse to sit on the highest court of the land. And I'm talking about the beer drinker. I'm talking about the crybaby. I'm talking about the titty baby, Brett Kavanaugh. So during his hearings, the prosecutor, the vice president, the future first female president of the United States, this is how she handled him. And this is why they're so terrified.

Think of any laws that give government the power to make decisions about the male body? I'm happy to answer a more specific question. Male versus female. There are medical procedures. That the government has the power to make a decision about a man's body? I thought you were asking about medical procedures that are unique to men. I'll repeat the question.

Can you think of any laws that give the government the power to make decisions about the male body? that give the government the power to make decisions about the male body. I'm not a thinking of any right now, Senator. Fucking liver. I mean, that's why they're terrified. That's right. Because he was stumbling. I'm talking about he couldn't handle it.

And this was just gentle questioning. But this is what happens when these buffoons that live in this right-wing media complex and all of these cult members of MAGA, when they step outside of it and they get into the real world and somebody who thinks critically and uses their brain and happens to be brilliant, like Kamala Harris starts questioning them, their entire worldview completely falls apart. But listener, we're going to get to some really hilarious stuff, but it's very important to

both Pumps and me that we get through how important this election is. And it's very important that everybody who has been picked on, bullied, experienced PTSD and trauma from Trumpism understand that we are all in this fight together. But everyone has to realize that Donald Trump is a Trojan horse for far more dangerous actors that are going to come out of that horse. And the reason that he picked JD Vance was to appease a few billionaires. Right. And he brought money to the ticket.

And J.D. Vance is who they wanted to install. If Trump were to win, you know, he's old, he's senile. Anybody with a brain can see that even as followers. If they were hooked up to true sermon, a polygraph would have to admit it. I want to play some audio of JD Vance right now. It is the weirdest thing to me. Democrats say that it is racist to believe. Well, they say it's racist to do anything. I had a diet Mountain Dew yesterday and one today. I'm sure they're going to call that racist too, but I love you guys. Okay.

He's just Mr. Riz. But let me tell you what's so dangerous about that. His wife is of Indian descent and just like every beta male, MAGA Republican man, when their wives are attacked, I'm looking at Ted Cruz, whose wife was browbeat and humiliated humiliated about her looks by Donald Trump, who is by far not a looker in the least. He couldn't stand up for his wife. He goes to Mar-a-Lago and he kisses the ring and fully endorses a man who browbeat and made fun of the mother of his children.

And he does this with reckless abandon. JD Vance has the audacity to stand on that stage, number one, and try to be funny, which nothing about that was funny. But what a lot of people might not realize is after the RNC, a lot of people within the Republican Party started hurling racial slurs regarding JD Vance's wife because she is not Caucasian. He doesn't stand up on this stage and defend his wife. No. He doesn't stand up on this stage and try to be an anti-racist. He makes fun of those that stand up for his wife.

Right. He ridicules people who actually have the balls and the backbone to stand up for his wife because this pussy can't do it. No, he can't do it. And let's not forget, he has children that are not Caucasian because of his wife and he cannot defend them

I mean what kind of a piss poor human beta male Runs around and does not defend their wife and children. I just I can't think of anything grosser I just think there's a lot of people on the right that think they're so You know tough guys and when you get down to it, look at how Kamala eviscerated Brett Kavanaugh. And I think you'll remember as those hearings went on, he was crying. Oh, yes, not flinging. And which I don't have a problem with men crying, but he tries to act like this big tough guy.

JD Vance is on there trying to act like a tough guy. And a tough guy would stand up to a group of people within his own political party that hurled racial slurs towards his wife and say, I do not want your support. I don't want you to have anything to do with this campaign. But he doesn't do that. Instead, he makes fun of people who defend his wife. And I will defend your wife, JD Vance, because you're too big of a pussy to do it because I am anti-racist, but apparently you're not, which is a mystery as to why you married somebody that is not a Caucasian. Yeah, I am old enough to remember when the person in John McCain's crowd was talking about Barack Obama's birth certificate and he wasn't a citizen.

And John McCain, who was a true gentleman, said, ma'am, that's not true. There's not a place for that here. There's no question. We're not going to question his citizenship or his ability to run for president. And I just thought, wow. I mean, it was a wow at the time, like good for him. Now, lightning would strike these people dead if they were honest and intellectually fair and honest

because they just, they completely lost that and given in to the cruelty of people that like to marginalize other people to make themselves feel better. All right, let's move along to another banger from JD Vance. We're effectively run in this country via the Democrats, via our corporate oligarchs, by a bunch of childless cat ladies

who are miserable at their own lives and the choices that they've made. And so they wanna make the rest of the country miserable too. And it's just a basic fact. You look at Kamala Harris, Pete Buttigieg, AOC, the entire future of the Democrats is controlled by people without children. And how does it make any sense that we've turned our country over to people who don't really have a direct stake?

Number one, JD Vance is controlled by oligarchs. That's right. But number two, this messaging from the right wing, everything when it comes to women is somehow regarding their reproduction, their obsession with if you have a kid, if you don't have a kid, if you need health care, if you might need abortion care, that that's their business. These people are supposed to be for liberty and freedom. It's none of JD Vance's business if a woman doesn't want to have children. And it needs to be normalized. We have droves of listeners, I mean listener, that say thank you so much for advocating for us

because I don't know if I want to have a child or not. But the right wing is so obsessed with this. But let's review, if he's so pro-family, Elon Musk has what, something like 11 kids. I think he just had a 12th. And he was on an interview, I think it was just a couple of days ago, talking about his trans kid and that his trans kid

was dead to him and all of this stuff. I don't know that he even sees his kids that frequently. Donald Trump is not that great of a father. Oh, God, no. JD Vance can't even stand up for the mother of his children. Ted Cruz can't stand up for the mother of his children. It is embarrassing how hypocritical these men are. I mean, it is just more than I can take. Furthermore, I'm just going to say that going

after people that like cats is problematic when you're trying to reach out to a large electorate. But I don't know, I'm not in politics. Well, what struck me about that comment, the childless cat lady, is number one, go fuck yourself. It doesn't matter. Like Lindsey Graham, are we running around saying he is a childless cat man? No, because it's women. Women are designed for breeding, period, full stop.

That's where their function for society for these type of men starts, begins, ends. This is the buzzword bullshit that comes out of the right all the time to a dumbed down electorate where they throw red meat. And what people need to realize is the rhetoric from the MAGA movement is completely equal to the beginning rhetoric of Nazi Germany. That's absolutely right. There is zero difference. They want an authoritarian regime.

They want to consolidate power behind one leader. And Donald Trump is merely a Trojan horse for a lot of terrible actors and do not buy in to the gaslighting attempts by the Republican Party right now that they don't know what Heritage Foundation's Project 2025 is when 140 people who authored Project 2025 have direct links to Donald Trump and they groomed his three Supreme Court picks that took away the rights of 180 million women. It's gross and it just all goes back to that these men want control. They don't want equality in any way.

They don't want women to have equality. They want women stuck at home breeding. They don't want equality in any way. They don't want women to have equality. They want women stuck at home breeding. They don't want any equality for people. He has to throw Pete Buttigieg in there because he's a homosexual. Here's what I have to say to JD Vance. Suck my dick, fucking asshole. Pumps, our ability to suck and then wake up the next day and suck more than the previous day is undefeated. It's unparalleled. We are the champions.

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to kick that off by highlighting conservative self-owns. Let's listen to this clip from Marjorie Taylor Greene. Do you think gas prices are high now? Just wait until you're forced to drive an electric vehicle. The stupidity is breathtaking. It's just like, can you hear yourself? It's breathtaking. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable that a grown adult, anybody in sixth grade or higher, could stand. She is a congresswoman. That's the sad part. And that came out of her mouth. And all of the people and all of their magashit are cheering up and down when she says it, shaking their heads. Not getting it.

It is jaw dropping how stupid these fuckers are. And FYI, patriots and gatriots, that fucking bird is ours. What does it say, Pumps? Caw-caw! All right. Joel Berry tweets, one thing I've noticed about people who leave Christianity is they go directly into therapy. Case in point. Myself. Pumps is one of them. And I have been saying this on our podcast for a long time. I think there is a huge

need for the aftermath of this reckless, extreme, megachurch culture and abuse, the emotional black male that people endure being parts of these systems. We need to provide a place of therapeutic comfort for them to get deprogrammed and feel love and know that they are not born inherently bad. So that's just an aside. It's just a little pet project of mine. All right. Known racist and anti-Semite, Nicholas Fuentes tweets,

women shouldn't say bad words. Retweet if you agree. And somebody tweets him back and says, hello, Nick. I'm a reporter with KLWG and Boise. I'm doing a story on men that have never pleasured a woman sexually. May I use your tweets? That's good stuff right there.

Now is Nick Fuentes the one that marched down to Mar-a-Lago and had lunch with Trump? Tronny and Trump, yeah, that's exactly who it is. So he is complete racist. Okay. Somebody asks online, anonymous person asks another person online, you support gay rights? How are you straight? And then Ash responds, okay, I support animal rights too. Do I look like a fucking armadillo to you?

See, I like that. Smart. It's smart. Okay, and then the Sterling Church of Christ has one of those billboards, you know, out in front of the church where they changed the marquee sign. And they put on their sign, good people don't go to heaven, only Christians. Which is exactly why I have no interest in going. Which is why, don't miss me. Don't save me a seat.

Okay. And here's a screenshot of somebody put on their Instagram story and they're filling out a grad school application and part of the drop-down box was what is your sexuality and the choices are heterosexual, pansexual, asexual, not sure, declined to state or another orientation and this person screenshots the screen and then writes on top of it. Why is there no straight? This is my grad school application indoctrination at its finest. Girlfriend, you're not ready for grad school. You're just not. I don't even know what kind of grad school it is, but I'm just going to go blanket statement. You're not ready.

even know what kind of grad school it is, but I'm just going to go blanket statement. You're not ready. All right. And then here is a post from our state. And there's a little town south of Oklahoma city called Norman. It's the home of the University of Oklahoma where Pumps and I both went. And they have a newspaper called the Norman transcript and they post on Facebook, Oklahoma ranked seventh least educated state in US for 2021. And Jerry responds to this post and says, yet we still voted for Trump. Jerry, that's what we're talking about. Jerry nailed it. Every county, Jerry. Every county. This is why Trump stands up on the stage and says, we love the poorly educated. Right. He didn't even lie about it. We do great with the poorly educated.

Right. We do great with the poorly educated because they're not educated enough to know what a psychopath I am. All right. Clay Freeman tweets in quotes, educate yourself. And then Oakley tweets him back and says, damn, I wish I was a Trump supporter so I could have shitty comebacks. And then Clay responds to her, damn, I wish I was more educated so I could be a liberal. I mean, that's a great cell phone. It's unbelievable how easy it is.

Okay. Then there's a couple online and they get engaged and the man's name is Addison Smith and he posts a picture of him dropping to a knee, proposing to his fiance, and then a picture of the ring. And what he writes is, Pride Month is so defeated. I love you always, Charice Edwards. And then somebody retweets this and at the top,

puts, Pride being the first thing on your mind after getting engaged is crazy. Totally agree. That's what stuck out to me. Like, why wouldn't it be like, I'm at the love of my life, yak, yak, yak. It's fucking weird. Maybe because when rubber hits the road, he's wishing he was at the Pride parade. I know. That's all I'm saying. When you are screaming and jumping up and down against something, it tells me there's

some internal conflict going on. Yeah. I mean, and I think, you know, we all we have to do is look at what happened at the RNC convention when Grindr crashed. The situation is there's two different types of conservative men. There's the type that have been indoctrinated to think that when you beat off and you think about women and you have less full thoughts, you're inherently evil and you're going to consciously burn with Satan in hell forever.

So they start hating the object of their desire. And then the other group of conservative men, probably when they're beating off, are thinking about being at the gay bars, being sexually liberated at the Pride Parade and all of these things. And they are so wildly abused and indoctrinated and they can't be their authentic selves, so they hate. It's a self-loathing thing. So I think a lot of conservative men fall into major fucked up sexual issues, totally repressed heterosexuality and totally repressed homosexuality. And that's my TED Talk. Yeah, I would add to your TED Talk, there's a lot of people in the far right, evangelical Christians, think that men have

a divine right to be in power over women, the submissive wife. They believe that they are divinely put here to have women underneath their authority. It's just like, are you fucking kidding me? Right. But they believe it. No, they do. And a lot of these people believe, they genuinely believe in this thing called spiritual warfare. And the people at the Heritage Foundation, all these wackadoodles, crashing grinder at

the RNC, they believe that every single day surrounding them are an army of angels and an army of demons that are invisible, that are fighting over every single choice you make in your life. And they believe that they are fighting for spiritual warfare. And that is fucking insane. It is fucking crazy. And what's so crazy about it is these people want power. Right. And then they try to criticize people who speak critically about this. When you use your brain, education, they want to do away with the Department of Education. They want to do away with anybody that's a critical thinker. They, these are the people that get outraged over somebody using the word fuck, but can give two shits about elementary schools getting shot up.

Right. And so it's just, it's, and it all lives in this mega church RNC weird cultum. And because we are all uniting, we, they're not going to go anywhere, but we can make them a very loud minority. They're always going to be loud. We can make them a very loud minority. They're always going to be loud. There's no way we can shut them the fuck up. But their numbers need to shrink and shrink and shrink because they're so wildly dangerous for humanity.

Absolutely. OK. Here's a yard sign that I found funny. And it says, China, Russia, and Democrats, three sides of the same coin. Trump loves the poorly educated. Here's what kills me about that. Loves them.

I mean, they went to the trouble of making yard sign, picking it up, putting it in their yard. Yeah. And never at any point did anybody say, you know, coins only have two sides like that. Never. It was just like I am so fucking proud of myself. I fucking nailed it. We get all the neighbors involved. You know what I mean? Like there was, that just tells you how contagious ignorance is.

Well, and I think that Trumpism, they really want to keep everybody dumb, which is why they wanna do away with the Department of Education. It's why they wanna ban books. It's why they want to regulate knowledge and are dipping their toes and interfering in universities.

We're going through, you know how there's been like the era of enlightenment and all of these right now. MAGA wants us to go into the era of stupidity. Right. They are platforming stupidity. Why? Trump said it best. We love the poorly educated because the dumber you are, the more likely you are

to vote for this insane cult. It's really, there's so many parts of it that are funny, but then you have to step back and say, it's so fucking cruel. It is so fucking cruel to people and it is so dangerous, but I just, the stupidity gives me a giggle. I'm just not gonna lie. All right, speaking of stupid and dangerous,

a person posts on Twitter, I'd rather receive false information and keep my conservative views than receive true information and follow a socialistic agenda. So I wanna believe in lies. I wanna be gaslit. I wanna be gaslit because I don't wanna deal in facts. I want to be gaslit. I want to be gaslit because I don't want to deal in facts.

I can just make it my reality. I would guess, I mean, I don't know. We don't have any information on this person, but she is probably a very seriously indoctrinated evangelical fundamentalist Christian. Okay. OK, Charlie Kirk, who is the founder of Turning Point USA, says, If liberal college professors don't discriminate against conservatives, then why do conservative students get lower grades? These are their leaders.

Right. These are their their big stars. Yeah. Well, Charlie, could be because they're not very smart. Pump, we're gearing up for our summer vacations. And, you know, it's always fun to take brand new clothes on a vacation, but oftentimes it's cost prohibitive because the vacations expensive and the clothes are expensive That's why I'm so grateful that we have discovered quince What I love about quince is not only does it look great and it's economically sensible. They also wash and wear Wonderfully they have premium European linen dresses and blouses and shorts from $30 washable silk tops

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Because they care more about embryos and a petri dish than they do all of those kids that were terrified for their lives in Connecticut and all of the other schools across the United States. Because one of the biggest lies and the most dangerous lies from the Christian, MAGA Republicans is that they are pro-life. They are not. You are not pro-life when you do nothing to stop the number one killer of children in this country and everybody knows it's guns. So again these people need to sit down and shut the fuck up because the Kamala train is coming.

Choo-choo. Chugga-chugga-chugga-choo-choo. up because the Kamala train is coming. All right, somebody posts on Twitter, I'm not homophobic. I don't hate gays. I just don't support that lifestyle or their choices. It's not a lifestyle. It's not a choice. Then somebody else chimes in and says, nobody is born lesbian, gay, black, or trans. Which I'm sure is huge news to the black community. Right, huge. That they chose to be black. Right, and the LGBTQIA plus community. It is just unbelievable to me how the whole MAGA identity is picking on people. Who can we pick on? Immigrants, LGBTQIA plus, the black and brown community, and they all unite, taking away

rights from other people, particularly women, particularly black women, which is why that Zoom call was so deep and which is why we're going to elect a very talented, brilliant black woman to be president of the United States of America. I can't wait. I have to say I got kind of teared up when I heard, I listened to a woman last night that was on that call and what she was saying. I mean, it's powerful. The power of black women should not be underestimated. I agree. Okay. Here is a Facebook post. To those who say Trump divided this country, you're right. He divided the smart from the stupid and crooked. Boy, isn't that the truth?

They just don't. Irony is just completely lost. It's lost. OK, here's another one of these church signs. And this church is a community church and they put up on their marquee. If all religions are true, then no religion is true. Nailed it. All right, here we have a psychopath extraordinaire,

Ben Shapiro, who tweets, my wife, who it is rumored is a doctor, stayed up all night with my five year old because my girl has a brutal cough due to flu. Tonight is my turn. My wife then got up and went to work to care for her patients. That's feminism, not murdering babies outside the womb.

And then somebody responds, you're a podcaster. You probably should have done both nights. I love that. But let's address the big lie. I just that just incenses me. They're sitting around. I've heard Donald Trump in interview after interview saying, well, you know, the liberals want to perform abortions after birth. That's not even happening.

That's not even true. That's a lie. It doesn't happen. That would be called murder, not abortion, you stupid orange motherfucker. And I want to say that that claim, they are claiming that nurses and physicians and techs that work at hospitals are murdering babies. Where is the American Medical Association and a bunch of physicians on the airwaves saying this is 1000% false, this never happens, this is the biggest lie and it is an attack on the entire medical industry.

That attack doesn't hurt me as a liberal because I know it's false, but you're claiming that obstetricians and gynecologists and registered nurses and what are they called? Physicians assistants are murdering babies in hospitals. That's fucking crazy. And it's a huge lie on top of the all of the other lies that these buffoons peddle all the time. It's like they lie so much. You can't even take the time to fact check in real time because there's so many lies. There's just one right after the other.

It's just insanity. Okay. Bernie Sanders tweets, have you ever avoided taking an ambulance because you could not afford it? And then somebody responds to his tweet that has the Constitution as his profile photograph, responds and says, the ambulance is not your taxi to the hospital. And then somebody replies to the Trump-er and says, what in the goddamn fuck is it then, sir? then, sir. Here's the deal with all of these people. When it happens to them, it's different. If their wife or husband had a heart attack, they'd call an ambulance. Exactly. It's such an elitism that it just, it sickens me. But do you realize what they're doing there? They're I'm not saying that I'm not a religious person, but it's my understanding that Jesus, the Spirit, is a good person.

I'm not saying that I'm not a religious person, but I'm not saying that I'm not a religious person. I'm not saying that I'm not a religious person, but I'm not saying that I'm not a religious person. I'm not saying that I'm not a religious person, but I'm not saying that I'm not a religious person. moral Christians support that shit, picking on the sick and picking on the poor. I'm not a religious person, but it's my understanding that Jesus, the central character of the religion of Christianity, was all about helping the poor and helping the sick. So if you go out and vote for Trump and you attend your megachurch all the time, you're

voting for people who are antithetical to the religion that you claim is the center of your world and you're a hypocrite and Trump exposed your asses and we've had it and Kamala's coming. Choo choo kaka kaka. Choo choo kaka. Don't forget the eagle. Kaka. Choo choo kaka kaka. Choo choo caca, choo choo caca. Oh my God. We've got a new theme song here that I've had a lot of. Fucking fire it up, Patriots and Gaytriots, let's fucking go. Let's fucking go.

All right, Lawrence Fox tweets, and I just want it noted for the permanent record that next to his name, he has a Christian cross. And he tweets a photograph of himself, and it says, I really like my new t-shirt. And the t-shirt says, no vaccine needed. I have an immune system. And Jim Cognito responds,

why are you wearing glasses when you have eyes? That is great. Cause here he is. With his glasses on. Yeah. So I think it is important to point out that when you vote for the blue ticket, you're voting for a party that advocates

for every single person in this society. When you vote red, you're voting for a political party that only advocates for less than half of the population. And if you have any sense of ethics or morality, the most important thing you can do when you go to the voting booth is to vote for the most marginalized members of our society. And I'm an atheist listener, and I have this clarity about this. And I've always been mystified growing up in the Bible Belt at how many people tell me that Jesus Christ is their Lord and personal savior?

And then when I start asking them about anything deeper than that, like do you believe in universal healthcare? Well, no, no, healthcare shouldn't be a right. And how much the core of their beliefs are antithetical to the religion they claim to be a huge central part of. And I've found, and this is

particularly evangelicals in this state because that's what I'm familiar with, they value money over the well-being of human beings. And it's my understanding that the central figure of this religion, Christianity, Jesus Christ, spoke out against the accumulation wealth. Yet I see all of these big megachurchers, all they care about is money. And they're willing to watch people suffer. They're willing to watch people get made fun of and demeaned and ridiculed just so they can pay a little bit less in taxes. And I think it is so morally bankrupt. And I am so happy that we have a side of this political spectrum, and it's not perfect,

the Democratic Party. But we are literally on the edge of fascism. And I think it's very important that leftists, progressives, moderates, centrists, decent people, you know, maybe a Republican, but isn't a cult member. It is incredibly important that all of us band together, much like France just did, to defeat fascism, to stand up for liberty, to stand up for liberty, to stand up for justice,

to stand up for equality. I think it is of utmost importance that we do this and that we send these maniacal, morally bankrupt beta males on the right an electoral message. No fucking way. Sit down, shut the fuck up, quit calling yourself a patriot. We're the patriots, we also are the gay triates, and the eagle is fucking ours. Sit down, shut the fuck up. We've had it.

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