I've Had It - Pegging for the People

Episode Date: June 18, 2026

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So are we supposed to start the podcast? Ready, one, two, three. Patriots, gay, it's, they treat, it's black, it's brown triots. We love you. All the magafascists can do what pumps? All right, welcome to America's Top DEI Podcast pumps. What have you had it with? So there's been so many things lately, but here's my number one thing I've had it with right now as we sit here.

Okay. You know, an hour, it'll be different. Okay. Not it when you go to order, like where you're standing in line to order. And somebody has a bunch of little kids because now kids are out of school. And like each little kid orders and they don't know what they're ordering. And it takes an infinitely longer time than if the mom just said chicken nuggets with fries or whatever. The kids like, you know, talks about the toy.

And I just had it. Just like until your child can read. fluently and speak fluently, order for them, save everybody else, because I just get sick of all these kids everywhere talking and making things last longer. A follow-up questions. You mentioned chicken nuggets and toys. Were you at McDonald's when this happened? No, I wasn't, but I'm just saying when I had children, I was gracious enough when we went to McDonald's every day to order their chicken nuggets and toys. That's the only thing I could think. But you also did your kids' homework.

Fair. And got to see. You got to see. Where were you? What kind of restaurant was this with all these kids were? Like one of those walk-up order a hamburger places in Oklahoma City. And you walk up and it's like, okay, I want a grilled cheese. Do you, do you want ham on it? I don't know if I want ham on it. It's just like. How many kids are we talking about? Like they had six. So what surely I don't think one mom with six kids, super breeder. It was just, I think it was like a friends. Everybody had friends. There's the thing. I completely agree with you. I really, I am not a lover of children. I like children on a case-to-case basis the same as adults. But I remember when we were young mothers and we would stroll into a restaurant. You had three kids. I had two. And your daughter was a chronic vomitor. Like, I mean, she was a toddler, but you would think she had been bulimic. She grew up all the fucking time. everywhere we went, she's throwing up. I remember we were at this Mexican restaurant called Chikas. We were the worst. We were the, we were the walking, breathing embodiment of everything

that this podcast is about. The I've had it. We were the white women with the snot-nosed kids. And they were a nightmare. They were horrible. I'm sure we let them order. I'm sure it was a total stage five disaster. And I remember at the 10th, tail end of it. And there were people around us. Like, we were the only people with kids in there. It was a tiny little restaurant. But we don't go super early, too. And they were miserable, all of these people around us. Yeah. There's no excuse for us walking in anywhere. In retrospect, with all those kids, I really hate us for it. There's no justification for walking. I think each kid had a friend, too. It was like a goddamn day trip from a daycare. It was pathetic.

Nonetheless, everybody's miserable. And I start seeing people leave. And then the kuda at the end was your daughter starts like, she would always kind of like start coughing, crying, and then vomit. And we have like a bowl of chips on the table. And she just vomited right into the bowl of chips. And that's when I looked at you. And I was like, I'm taking my kids and I'm leaving. Like we are terrorists. We are domestic terrorists. And we would go out at lunch to the pizza buffet and dinner. So we did it twice. a day. We weren't content doing it just once a day because it's just when you have little kids, you just went out. You just went out of the house. Yeah, you have to get out of the house. You

have to wear them down. And unfortunately, you have to punish others. Right. Because you're punished at home. And then you're like, you know what? I'm miserable and I want company. And I'm going to go to a restaurant and I'm going to stand in front of this late 50s, attractive woman from Oklahoma that goes 50s. Oh, I'm sorry, Pumps. Mid-50s. And I'm going to bring six kids

and I'm going to let them take their time and lollygag as they order. And so I'm just going to say, I hate that for you because, again, I like kids on a case-to-case basis and all six of those kids that ordered before you just in the spirit of friendship, I hate them. All six of them.

Thank you. You're welcome. But we do kind of deserve it. with what we did when our kids were younger. Especially me with the throwing up all the time. She was the worst. She had a medical thing that she threw up. And then she got, she was a snod hole and threw up. Like she didn't get her way.

So she could do it on command. And so I punished a time. I'm saying she was like a bulimic toddler on demand. It really was. She totally was. It was crazy. All right. So I have a story to tell you.

It's not really as much of a grievance. Because my life's so great. I don't really have anything I've had it with. Just kidding, listener, we live in Trump's America. I could go on. But I have an experience I want to share with you all. So Josh was in New York over the weekend and we like to go exercise together. I've had it with couples that exercise together.

Anybody who wants to probably thought I'm 100% on your team, but we also know I'm a hypocrite about these issues. So Josh and I go to work out and we're working out with our trainer, darling gal who's named Emily. And she's got these two boxes set up for us. you step up and down on him. This particular next exercise is I want you to lay back on your boxes and you're each going to do chest presses. So we're sitting there and we're about to start the exercise. And the gym's pretty quiet.

It's like an afternoon. It's not a peak time at all. And this guy, he's about 25 years old and he has on a hoodie, walks up to Josh and he goes, what the fuck are you looking at? And Josh has these dumbbells in his hand and it takes him like, Like, we all kind of, we're all looking at him. Everybody in the gym at this point is looking at that guy. You know, Josh's from Hugo, Oklahoma.

Right. Listener, this is rural Oklahoma. So the man that you see with his hair quaffed and his Laura Piana sweater and the great designer glasses, he's a fucking redneck from rural Oklahoma. So when this guy, so when this guy got in his face, he took about five seconds and Josh threw his dumbbells down. And he stands up and Josh is about six three, six four. and a big guy, and he walks over to the guy and he goes, what the fuck did you just say to me? And Emily, our trainer, is going, Josh. And the guy goes, and the guy like mumbled, Josh, you can't be talking to people like that.

And then Josh comes back and he goes, I'm telling you, buddy, I'm doing you a favor. If you say that to somebody else, you're going to get your ass whooped. I'm trying to help you here. And the guy goes, I don't need your help. And then he walks up to this other guy, his mind and he. his own business on the incline, the ab incline thing. Yeah. And this guy had like some weights down there because he was super setting something.

And this guy in the hoodie that just tried to pick a fight with Josh, who mind you, is like 12 inches shorter than Josh and a lot smaller, goes up to that guy. And he goes, you need to pick your shit up. So at this point, another trainer that works there because the gym is like, it's like multiple stories. So this gal was like, I'm going to go down and get the manager. So she goes down and gets a manager. and the manager comes up.

And during this time that they went to get the manager, we had convened with the guy on the ab machine. And we had all determined that something was severely wrong with this person. Honestly, I didn't even notice him before. I sure as fact know that Josh wasn't staring at him with all of those mirrors in the gym. The only thing Josh was looking at was himself. You know?

I mean, there's just a 0% chance that he was looking at somebody else at a mirrored room. Zero. Right. Zero percent chance. And so then the manager goes up to him and Josh walks over to him again. And listener, you have to remember Josh is a criminal defense lawyer. His clients are unhinged a lot of times. They are either in prison or trying to prevent going from prison, drug addiction, mental

problems, et cetera. Josh has an incredible patience level and an ability and a skill set to deal with unhinged people like this. It's really remarkable. And I hate to give him compliments because I do not like feet. his narcissism because I have to live with him. But this is his superpower. Yeah.

So while the marriage too. So while the, uh, while the manager is talking to the guy, Josh goes up to him again. And he goes, dude, I'm serious. You need to watch yourself. You need to be careful. You're going to get your fucking ass whipped. If I mean, if I was just a little bit more unhinged, you're going to get your ass whipped.

And he's like, I don't need your help, blah, blah. And so they escort him to another floor. nonetheless, I have to file a complaint and then it's determined that the guy was following some other gal around the day before and she had filed a complaint. Really? Yeah. And so it's like, and I hated the whole thing because I don't like, I believe in second chances and. Right. But objectively, there was something severely wrong with the kid.

I just want to tell you this. when Josh threw his weights down and he walked over him and said what the fuck did you just say to me and Emily was like Josh don't I was excited it turned me on thinking that we had a big overall that you were going to talk about I loved it I absolutely loved it that Josh can both be like a feminist pro LGBTQ plus the biggest supporter of human rights he can cry in a movie he can cry at a commercial not afraid to show every inch of his masculinity being vulnerable in everything but then when somebody comes over and threatens him in his space with his wife and our trainer who's a young girl in our early 20s. He throws the weight downs and marches over to him. It was just fucking awesome. And it made me think

Pete Hexeth would never fucking do that. He would have run down the stairs of the gym to the men's sauna and gotten some sort of BJ or something. Well, yeah, it got out of his Bible and, you know, read about all this stupid crazy shit. Pete Heggseth, I don't know if you've seen this. You know, he's my favorite target of ridicule. And that's, I mean, that's, I have a plethora to choose from. But did you see, you know, he's Mr. Fat people can't be in the military, a la Donald Trump is the fattest one.

He's the commander chief. He was trying to do pull-ups the other day and somebody videoed him. And I just, I loved it so much that he was having such a horrible time because he's such a big, tough guy. No, he wouldn't know, or, or what he would do is he'd let it. his wife defend him because he's such a pussy. All of those guys, Pete Hegseth, Little Marco, J.D. Vance, Donald Trump, dumb, dumb, Jr., all of them. Every single one of them in that situation would have not responded to that guy.

Would have not, you know, and they would have been like, oh, my God, they would have run immediately and told. And they would not have like gone, what the fuck did you just say to me? and like stood up man to man. They don't have that in them. But they also at the same time don't have the vulnerability to show emotion and disappointment and like a true raw vulnerability in front of other people, which to me is like a true form of masculinity.

But I also read about the cage fighting thing they had at the White House. I don't know if this is true or not, but I read it on the internet, specifically Elon Musk's free speech website, that they offered. tickets to people in the military, but only of a certain height to waste ratio. They only offered it to skinny people. And then if you look at Trump, he's swollen up like a bubble tick. I've never seen somebody gain weight. It's such a record click. It seems like the more he goes to the hospital, the more he gains. And I don't know if they're doing like a reverse lipo or something. I don't know what's going on. I think it's retaining fluid. I think his heart just can't get through it. It's just

water, water, water, water. I mean, his hands. Do you think it's going to happen? I think his dad lived into his 90s. I mean, he was demented, still lived. I mean, I know that that would be. Was he fat as well? Did he be fat as well? Did you have seen any late stage photos? No, he was super thin. I will say this about him. He evil as fact, but he was really thin. Now, I don't know if he like ate like Donald Trump and all that, but he did live into his 90s with dementia. Yeah, but weren't the last 10 years like full blown Alzheimer's? Yeah, but we've got full blown Alzheimer's right. right now it's president of the United States. So, I mean, we're on the countdown. Tushay. We do. Welcome I've had it. I'm Jennifer. I'm Angie. For those of you that are new here, I've had it, comes out every Tuesday and Thursday. It's a longer format, a little bit sillier, a little bit more lighthearted. If you want political news, we serve it up in bite-sized pieces every single day, seven days a week. And that podcast is called IHIP News. So make sure you're subscribed there.

Kylie, what she got for us. I've got two reviews for you. This first one is five stars titled Amazing But Beware. I love this podcast. I love everything about this podcast. I love everyone involved with this podcast. What I don't love, however, is listening to an episode with my 73-year-old mom, who also loves this podcast, and having to explain what pegging is.

At least we had a good laugh about it. Keep up the good trouble, ladies. Oh my God, that reminds me, Pumps. There is this false reporting, like a fake post of Grimes. It's not real, but it's wildly entertaining. And it floats all over the internet. Grimes is one of the, she's the musician, baby mama of some of Elon Musk babies, right? Yeah.

And it's a tweet that I believe has been proven to be false or some comment section. But she's basically like some of these Fortune 500 guys that own social media companies also like being pegged. and also like recording it and also blah, blah, blah. And I found it the other day. I was like, oh my God, Kylie. And I read it to her because we're like, here it is. Grimes. Sexuality and kinks are simply different for everyone.

Many Fortune 500 CEOs enjoy being pegged. It shouldn't change your opinion of them. Some even record it. Even if those videos were to leak, being a successful automaker or social media owner, being ruthlessly destroyed shouldn't be the end of his career. and that person definitely shouldn't be mad at his ex because it was her video that got uploaded. So much to my dismay, I don't think that is real. But for like four or five minutes, pumps, I thought it was real.

And I felt like pre-Trump 2.0 joy. I really did. I felt like a joy that I haven't felt since like two years ago. Yeah, that's amazing. God, I would just, the dirty. secrets coming out of there of all these creepy people surrounding Trump? I mean, I bet they are, I bet it would take, Kylie would have to explain a lot of it to me, I guess. Now that that has been suggested and put out there, I don't know that I'll be satisfied with just prison for these people.

I literally want videos that they thought were going to be their fun little things to have in their own private porn collection of them getting pegged publicly. aired. Is that in my sociopath? No. No, I think that's very, I think that's very normal. You know what that review reminded me of Jenny? The working lot of the preschool where the mom came up to you and was like, I found these in my son's room. What are they? Oh my God, you guys. So, all right. So we send our kids to this preschool in Oklahoma City. And it's like two or three days a week. I remember it's a Jewish preschool because then in September, I'm so excited to get this kids back to school. And then they roll out like all these holidays. I'm like, I'm not prepared for this. I need for all these kids to be in

school full time. Nonetheless, I'm at Carpool and you had to like park your car and then go stand at the door and then they brought you your toddler. And this grandmother was picking up her granddaughter and she reaches into her person. She says, Jennifer, I wanted to show you something. I found these in my son's room, what do you think they are? And they were butt balls. Like anal beads? Yeah, anal balls. But balls. Yeah. I knew immediately that they were butt stuff. I mean, I knew immediately. But I'm standing here. She's like a grandmother and we're in front of the like synagogue, you know, and we're standing there. She's, oh, Jennifer, I've been meaning to show you something. My son's room. What do you think these are? And I was like, I think those are butt balls, Lynn. Her name was Lynn.

so sweet. She since passed away, but she was, and here's the great thing about Lynn. She was like, oh, okay, well, I guess I probably shouldn't have picked them up then. And then she got her granddaughter and I got my son and we just went on. Yeah, that was great. That was funny. Okay, last review. This one's five stars titled The Right Amount of Outrage. And Steph writes, this podcast platforms the correct amount of outrage on a daily basis while casting the correct amount of shade on the cruelty and hypocrisy of the GOP with the best humor too. Thank you for your service. It's a nice.

It's really nice comment. The correct amount of outrage. So she starts with F doesn't think we're on the hinge, so I like it. That's right. All right. Before Pumps and I started this podcast, this will come as a no surprise to any of you. We had no idea what we were doing. And thankfully, there are products online, services online that are set up, that already

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see site for complete details. All right. So I have some news stories for you, Pumps. I've been dying to share this one for you with you. Okay, pop up the story first. A woman was arrested after mailing her ex's new girlfriend, a laminated 32-page binder titled,

things he will eventually do to you. And so the police got involved after the new girlfriend reportedly received three updated editions in a single week. Authorities may have questioned the delivery method, but even critics admitted one thing. The research was disturbingly thorough. The dossier reportedly took three months to compile and included screenshots, timelines, relationship flow charts, color-coded warning systems, and even witness statements from former roommates, coworkers, and a bartender who served the couple in 2018. Some of the sections were titled, Excuses, Ranked by Frequency, Projected Anniversary Disappointments,

known television remote violations and historical snack theft data you know who that reminds me of you too i worship this woman these are goals here's the thing like my question for you and for our listener and for our viewer is is she psycho or is she goals i'm going goals I'm thinking goals. I mean, that is dedication, follow through. Like, even with all the crazy shit I've seen exes do to each other in divorces, that tops the list of detailed effort. Here's the thing. I can't understand why she was arrested because mailing somebody something, I don't know.

I mean, other than if, like, she got a restraining order. Probably, it's probably a restraining order or something. Or, you know, like she violated a restraining order because it looks like she sent. sent the notebook once, and then I'm sure they probably filed a VPO. And then she sent three updates. So it has to be a VPO violation. Has to be. But to me, if I'm a judge, I'm thinking, well, let's see it.

What's in the book? Oh, for sure. If I was the judge, I would be like move everything off of the docket for the day. We are going to go through every page of the binder and everything reviewed. I need a PowerPoint. This court, objector. And I would want to get it. to give a presentation.

Absolutely. I bet she gives a fantastic presentation. You know what my favorite section is? Excuses he will make in order of frequency. Now that is fantastic. Yeah, love this woman. This is goals. I mean, can you argue it's unhinged?

Probably, but I dig it. It's totally unhinged. My only drawback from this would be like she's still giving him so much power with the notebook. presentation. Like, would you ever sit down and make this about your ex-husband? No. You have to care, right? No, I don't care. But I've always, like, the opposite of love is not hate. It's ambivalence. If you still have enough juice to make that kind of a binder, you're still in love with them. I mean, your feelings are still unresolved. But I dig it. I dig it. So let me ask you this. When your husband got back from sexual addiction rehab,

listener, let me tell you something. Okay, a stripper camp. Stripper camp. So Angie's ex goes off to sex rehab camp. And he would call her all the time and talk about how he was working on his trauma egg. His trauma egg, his trauma egg. And sometimes this is back when we smoked cigarette. She'd call me. She'd be like, he's working on that fucking trauma egg.

I can't wait to get my hands on the trauma egg. I can't wait. So he gets home from rehab and she's like, I just need to give it a couple of days. But as soon as he's gone for a while, I'm going to call you. You need to come over on demand. We're going to find the trauma egg. Yeah. And so she calls me.

And she's like, you need to get your ass over here in like three or four minutes. And so I'm like racing up. She's like, bring two packs of cigarettes. So I get up, she goes, all right, let's burn first. We go on her back porch. We smoke one. She goes, all right, let's go. I think I know where it is.

So we go in, right through his closet. We find the trauma egg. Yeah. We bring it out to the dining room table and meticulously folded out. Do you remember this? And you're such an old lady. Do you remember your dining room table had like those plastic covers for the top of it? Yes, the cover.

So that you wouldn't get water on it. Okay. Take it from here, pumps once we found the trauma egg and spread it out. Okay. So just a reminder to new listeners, this is the same table where I had a off-duty FBI agent come and give him a polygraph before he went to Shipper Camp. So this is the same dining room table. So it's like a construction paper, like I guess poster board thing. And it was like a like the biggest circle. And it would say that, you know, something. And it was color coded. So it was like, green and then a strip of another thing. So it was like a layered crate. What would you call that? Poster board paper or yeah. Some kind of paper with markers and all this shit.

And we were just like, fucking A. Like I cannot believe we spent this much money, blah, blah, blah, blah. So I don't know if he called while we had it out. But remember he called and said, I don't want you and Jennifer through my stuff from rehab. My trauma. I'm going to stay away from my trauma egg. And I think we were already in it.

We were looking at it when he called. But we did find some tidbits. I remember we found some tidbits and we were both like, what is that? What? And then like, and then of course, then we put it all up and then we go outside and chain smoke to analyze it all. And I guess to analyze it. We took it out several days. I mean, it wasn't a one in dinner.

There's no way. We took it out multiple times. Multiple times. Which I think his phone call restricting access, specific. while we were accessing it probably exacerbated our desire to impulsively access it at will. Yeah. Then it became like, he doesn't want us to see the trauma eggs. So every day, we just need to see the trauma. Yeah. A trauma egg. All right, moving along. Here's another story. A group of baseball players on the San Francisco

Giants are proving why we need Pride Month. Let's pop this up. After three San Francisco Giants pitchers appeared in Friday's game with Bible verses written on their Pride Night caps. MLB issued a warning that similar behavior will not be tolerated. Here is San Francisco Giants pitcher Landon Rump, Landon Roup with his hat. Let's pop this up. There he is. So that's the gay pride hat. And he has to put on his hat right.

there with some sort of paint pen or marker. He puts Genesis 912 through 16. This is the passage from the Bible where God sets a rainbow in the sky as a covenant with Noah, promising never to flood the earth again. The message from the player is clear. The rainbow belongs to God, not the LGBTQ plus community. Let's just remember here, just for those of you that like to critically think, God's like, I've been a bad boy. I committed genocide. So I'm going to put a rainbow in the sky. And I mean, that's just, that is insane.

But I digress. 15% of San Francisco residents, 15% identify as LGBTQ plus. The Giants were the first professional sports team to host a game that raised awareness and money for the HIV AIDS epidemic with until there's a cure day in 1994. Rup was asked by a report. reporter why he made the decision. And here's what he said. Play the clip. Why it's been important to make that happen? Kind of what the verse says. You know, the rainbow is a symbol of God's covenant to us and us as believers stand firm in that. But I don't, I mean, it's not anything, you know.

I say it's like There's no there's no hate at all It's just what I want to stand for And what I stand in I believe in God And yeah that's me All right

Before I move along Just imagine your faith being so fragile Yeah That's something that has nothing to do with you Like celebrating pride But everything to do with the city that employs you or the customers, you know, of the baseball team. And you have to be a dick and put that on there.

The Atlanta Braves also hosted their Pride Night recently, and pitcher Spencer Strider showed how players can actually embrace the LGBTQ plus community. Let's play this clip. You know, we want everybody to feel included in a part of the community here in Atlanta and interest park. To the extent that baseball can be a part of that, you know, that's exciting. and definitely want to take those opportunities. So we would appreciate you being here and go Braves.

So to recap here, we have two teams, the Atlanta Braves, first in their division with a hot pitcher who embraces the LGBTQ Plus community and the San Francisco Giants, far less hot of a pitcher or whatever player he is, second to last in their league with players who turn their backs on their fans. And so here's a screen grab of the, the guy from Atlanta, look at that form. Look at that. He looks like a Greek god.

Hot ass with that mustache. Look at that lunge. I mean, look at this. Look at this maga pink arm. Chump. Trump, Chump. What is his name?

Oh, and I think, does he have a cross on his glove? The San Francisco. Like, enough with your, like, if you're mad that people want to have pride men, then fucking get the, the glove.

The cross off your glove, these people, I hate them. I hate them. First of all, what he's like, you know, it's not hate or anything. Well, then why can't you just let somebody have it? Why do you have to put Genesis on your hat? I mean, if you're all fine and you're so cool, shut the fuck up with your archery hat on. So that tells me he's MAGA right then and there. It's just like you have, you are a major league athlete.

You are a professional athlete. No doubt you have access and money. and you can't just enjoy it and be supportive and helpful, especially in San Francisco, you have to get your fucking magic marker out or paint pin and write some verse from Genesis on there. Shut the fuck up. That's what I say. I just think they're so fragile in their beliefs. They're so incredibly fragile in them that the idea of being inclusive, he's basically saying that's against my religion. Right. What an indictment. What an indictment on that sect of Christianity, that inclusivity is against your religion. Not judging people is against your religion. And this is so

ubiquitous in Bible Belt states, what kids that were born to Maga Christian parents have to endure from their parents during Pride Month is enough. But then to have these pink arm, uh, Trump chumps pile on and belittle them more is just really more than I can take. And here's just something that these MAGA people need to understand. All of them, all of the MAGA people, whether you're in the administration or you live in rural America. Gay people are here. They have always been here. They're not going anywhere.

You can try to bully them. You can demean their parade. you can write stupid Bible verses about God trying to atone for committing a genocide with a rainbow and claiming that somehow that makes any fucking sense at all. But you just look like an asshole. And the gay people, they're still going to be gay. Whether you make it legal, illegal, accept it, don't accept it. It is just there is homosexuality in animals.

There's homosexuality in people. And I'm just going to say this to, what's this guy's name? Landon, L-A-N-D-E-N, Landon, Root. For me, Landon, when straight men are concerned so much about gay stuff, it raises red flags. It's a red flag. I just, I sound the sirens. I'm getting gay darpings. You're not worried about it, and you're thinking about it that much that you're going to get

your paint pin out in 2020-26. You're thinking about it a lot, a lot, a lot. I agree. All right, let's hit up a voicemail. I actually have a breaking news update on this story. What? J.D. Vance has chimed in this old coin on Twitter. Trump won. We don't have to do this anymore. Okay. Just a couple things about this. J.D. Vance, who according to reviews that I have read of his new book about how he's such a great Catholic, that he is so arrogant and he's trying to tell the Catholic Church

what they should believe in. This motherfucker is this and he's trying to walk back childless cat ladies. This is a guy that called Trump, America's Hitler and now sucks his dick at every cabinet meeting. J.D. Vance is bending him over

on a daily basis, puts him in charge of fraud while he is defrauding the whole country, draining the treasury. Everything that J.D. Vance done, is a failure not only because he sucks, but because Trump is engineering it behind the scenes. And so for him to come out and say this,

after his grandmother thought he was gay as a child and he put it in a book. He thought he was gay. He thought he was gay. And he asked his mama, he asked her, am I gay? And he wrote it and published it in a book. And the same guy wears eyeliner and runs a little light in the loafers to go fetch his kids at Disney.

land. And it's a very bizarre relationship with Peter Thiel. Very bizarre. Very bizarre. I'm not saying J.D. Vance is gay. I'm just saying if Peter Thiel said I'll give you, you know, an extra $5 million if you let me peg you right now, he'd bend over and go, what size dilda are you putting on Peter? I just, this is a man for him to act like Trump won. We don't have to do this anymore.

J.D. Vance is the biggest prostitute the globe has ever seen. ever. It's not about Trump winning or Trump losing. It is about insecure men, maga men, like this pitcher, the very unattractive one with the pink arm. And it's just like J.D. Vance with his pink arms. No muscle tone. These are the type of guys that probably need their asses whooped and it would do them some good, but they would be snot-sling titty-baby victim, litigious, the whole not.

These are guys, J.D. Vance cannot defend his wife. He cannot defend his kids. He defends little young MAGA Nazi group chats. That's where he is. So honestly, I'm glad that J.D. Vance is showing us exactly who he is. I'm glad that all of the celebrities right now that choose not to speak out about what's happening. There's a record of all of this. This is beyond anything that this country's ever experienced before. This is beyond. And so there's just there's a record. There's an ongoing permanent record here at I've had a podcast. Yeah. Who supports the gays and who doesn't.

We have a list. Yeah. And we're submitting it to the authorities at the appropriate time. We are. To J.D. Vance. He's at the top of the list. Top of the list. All right, listener, I cannot stand the heavy caked-on makeup look. It takes too long to apply.

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Oh, God and Guns, ye can. Keep us strong. That's what this country lord was founded on. We might as well give up and run if we let him take our God and guns. You know what? I wish you all would fucking run away because what the hell do you mean? You will literally restrict anything but your guns. And somewhere else in the song, he talks about, you know, not being safe that you used to be able to have your door unlocked. Well, you know why you have to have your door locked? Because of your stupid. fucking guns. Agree. One million percent.

And I am in the land of God and Guns. Everybody got in guns. Family members. God and Guns. I just don't understand how people like, first of all, to make a hymn about like, ye guns, that's fucking crazy. But this God and Guns, like where do they,

where do they fit together? It's been, that to me is outside sources. Like, because I've been to Bible study, there's nothing about guns in the Bible. They didn't have them. So this, this marriage of God and guns to me is NRA going after the mega Christians. And here's one thing that I've had it with. I don't feel safe. What the fuck?

Why do you not feel safe? Why do you think you have, like, for example, perfect example is like my mother. She would be like, oh, well, there's so much. crime. You've never been touched by crime ever in your whole entire life. You don't need a bunch of fucking guns. These crazy people about their guns. And what's the statistic? Like all these, oh, I have a gun. My home is safe. The people that own the guns are the ones that are shot with their own gun. Like, it's a huge statistic. So I just think these are the dumbest people among us that are so insecure that they think a gun is the only thing that can protect them. Like, shut the fuck.

up. Well, and there's psychology behind this. They've studied liberal brains and conservative brains. And conservative brains, people are more fear-based. And so that's why, like your mother, falls prey to Fox News propaganda about the immigrant caravans and all of the crime in blue cities. And I always know when I was in Oklahoma City and I said, I'm moving to New York. I could always tell when somebody watch Fox News, they go, aren't you worried about the crime? Or, you know, if you tell them you're going to Mexico. Oh my God, are you going to be safe? I'm like, bitch, please, we're the ones with all the fucking guns,

getting shot up in movie theaters and schools and all this shit. Mexico's just fine. So they operate from a position of being scaredy cats, conservatives, or all these conservative men are terrified. Fear is their driving force of all of the decisions that make. And psychologists have proven this. They can't critically think. And instead, they replace critical thinking with just blind obedience.

And so they're just, you know, obedient for the sake of just being obedient. But as it pertains to guns, it surprises me zero. You know, everybody knows I was raised by atheist parents, but I would be, you know, people in Oklahoma are nuts about recruiting you if you say you don't go to church. They're all up in your business. So I go to church with them friends time to time. And the meanest, cruelest shit I'd ever heard in my life was from a pulpit. It was just these pastors, Baptist Church,

Southern Baptist, Pentecostal. It was just this hellfire damnation. So you have this group of Americans, these right-wing evangelicals that, number one, don't critically think. Number two, do whatever their parents have told them, whatever their churches have told them. And it sets the psychological soil for them to fall prey to all sorts of manipulation from the NRA, from Russia, from Fox News, because they are so fucking scared all the time. They fall prey to scapegoating so easily. And when you take away somebody's will to critically think, which is what these churches do,

then, oh, you've got to, and this was a whole Reagan thing too. The war on crime and all of this shit started in the 80s. Remember the neighborhood watched stuff? Yeah. The NRA was behind all of that to get guns because the guns were for profit. And the most, the easiest, manipulated people in this country are the same people that triple

trumped. They're the same people that go to megachurches. They're the same people who bully their gay kids. They're the same people who believe the bullshit that trickle down economics is great. They're the same people that think Lindsey Graham is a heterosexual. These are the people that fuck us, fuck us, fuck us, those people. Yeah. always.

Speaking of which, did you see the picture of Lindsey Graham at Trump's fight night with the two guys? I mean, I've never seen him happier. Of course. All right. Let's go to the next voice memo. Okay. Up next we've got Ellie. Hi, Jen Pumson, Kylie.

I am reporting from Arizona. And I do have a grievance for you. But first, I wanted to thank you so much for everything that you are doing. I am the daughter of an extreme Trumper and that is only getting worse. And he is doubling down throughout the past couple of weeks. So we are DefCon 5 and I really, really appreciate you guys. My grievance is that I have fucking had it with anyone that holds the door for you while you are a gazillion miles away. And it only happens to be the creepiest of creepy men that will stand there and hold it for me and make eye contact with me while I am a mile or two away.

Like it's just, it's horrible. I practice what I'm going to say to them. I practice them saying really creepy things and me just like laughing it off and walking inside. Then they're walking behind me to the elevator. It is a whole process. Walk through the fucking door. Just I don't give a fuck about your ego. Go.

I will open my own fucking door. Thank you. So the complaint is there should be an expiration time based on distance that you go ahead and go in. She's saying creepy old men see her, clearly cute. You could tell by the voice, cute as a button, walking up and they belabor the door hold to get close to the gal. I bet this happens to you all the time, pump. She's the hot as you are. What happened was at the gym last week, I park.

And then it's a long walkup to the door. And this guy was coming out. And he saw me. And it wasn't, I mean, it was like an uncomfortable amount of time where I was like, do I hurry? Do I just keep walking? Do I wave it off? And I had the exact same thought like, why are you holding the door? Just let the door.

I can open my own door. But then I felt like I needed to kind of hurry up. So I just maintained the same thing. And he stood there and held it the whole time. So obviously, unbeknownst to me, he thought I was hot. And so clearly true. go over the demographics of the guy. How tall, high color?

70, 80? What? We're talking here. 60? Definitely in his 70s. Like, he was an older, like my parents' age guy. Tall short? Slight.

Um, probably not too tall. But he could have been taller. Did you get a pheromone hit? Did you get a pheromone hit? No, I was like, this is so annoying. Don't do that. But you know what I've been doing? I don't know what it is.

I've been opening doors like for men like I run up and I don't like do a lot of lesbians do this and I did it I was just like we both were doing at the door at the same time and so I opened and it pulled it back and I don't know if that's I was just like I don't I don't know I don't know why I did it Kylie what's the list on how gay she is yeah let's review is that gay I just I just said you said I just started opening the door for men and I said a lot of lesbians do this. Oh, I didn't hear that. I thought you said, does she have a lisp? You remember that? Yeah. Remember that Larry David episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm where he's holding the door and he sees that she's a lesbian, kind of masculine presenting lesbians? He goes, eh, and he closes it and goes in.

And then she finds him and heads him down and confronts him like, hey, why didn't you hold the door for me? And he was like, well, you're a lesbian. She was like, so I don't want the door held for me. I like to hold the door for men as like a little bit of like a power move sometimes. Is that what it was, the power move? It is for me. So the other day I was going into the gym and I was totally like texting somebody. It was like an important work text I needed to get out. And I was and somebody had the door open as a gay guy, of course.

And so I go in after and he kept heading the door. And then I never said thank you. And he goes, thank you. And I went, thank you for scolding. me for that. I was a total asshole. In all sincerity, thank you. Thank you for scolding me. Thank you for holding the door. I loved it. Yeah. I love it. If I'm a dick, I want somebody to say, hey. And I'm, oh my gosh, sometimes you get caught in your own world. All right. So that was today's podcast. I have a book that's coming out that you all have got to pre-order. It is called Not Today Fascist,

which today we will dedicate the Not Today Fascist to, let me find that little pink arm, homophobe what's his name here Landon I believe his name was Landon Landon Robb Landon Rube

I would like to dedicate to Landon Rup he is San Francisco Giants Pitcher a homopope a illiterate non-critically thinking

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