I've Had It - Protect the Voodoo Dolls

Episode Date: April 29, 2025

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So we're supposed to start the podcast. Ready? One, two, three, Patriots, Gaytriots, they triots. Sorry, I got scared. I was so nervous. I was so nervous. You guys, this is a big day in the big city. Big Tits in the big city is here. It is Monet Exchange.

She is a Gaytriot. She is a Patriot. She is a Vaitriot. She is a Blacktriot. She is all that and a side of chips. And she is an OKC. Pumps has got on her push-up bra. It is big tits, big time here in OKC.

Two pairs of big tits right here. Yeah, all right, so let's go around the table first with what we've had it with. Monet, let's do you. Just one little one before we dive into the big green. Okay, a little one. I've had it with people who show up on time for a party. You would hate both of us.

If I'm starting at 7, you have to come at 7 or 5, because I'm still doing last minute touches at 7, and I'm still in my moomoos. So I need like, that's five minutes to run upstairs, do it off, and to do the big reveal and come out looking fresh. Do you wanna hear like something super cunty that I do? What, tell me.

I don't wanna stay out late, but I want for sure for the host and hostess to know that I showed up, I'll show up five minutes early. Five minutes early? I will. So they remember Jennifer was here and then within 10 minutes. You're out.

I'm out. Yup. I'm in my pajamas. I'm fluffed up with my French bulldogs living my best life. What? Is that diabolical? You'll come at 6.55.

Yeah. I like to be the first one at a party cause the host knows you're there and then you can leave. You can leave. When people start getting there, then you just trickle out. Is that straight people stuff? That is very straight people stuff. The gays would never. The gays, they want to be fashionably laid.

They last minute they're stopping to get a bottle of vu before they get to the party. They're coming at like 715, 720 for sure. Especially in LA. Oh my god. Everyone complains about the traffic. Baby you knew the traffic was bad. You chose to be 20 minutes late, and I appreciate you for it. Yeah, yeah. All right, Pumps, what have you had it with? Okay, what I've had it with is when you're working out and people stop to visit, like you're just,

you're having a social call, and it's like, I have a very finite amount of time that we're doing this. I don't wanna chit chat. I agree. No chit chatting. I don't like it. Especially when your ears are in, that just goes all through me. I agree, and then also at the gym, they like it. Especially when your ears are in, that just goes all through me. I agree.

And then also at the gym they'll be like, hey Monet, oh my God I'm a big fan. I'm like, hi nice to meet you. And they're like, can we take a picture? I'm like, no, no, I'm like sweaty, I don't wanna take a picture. And then they go, no I don't mind taking a picture. It's not about you, I mind.

I don't wanna be sweaty hugging someone at the gym, taking a selfie together. Like no, like just say hi. And next time when I'm dry, we can take a picture. Not when I'm sopping wet, like I'm flushed. Like, no, the gym is not a good time to chat or to take a selfie, never. It's not about you.

It's not about you, it's about me. I don't want to. So let me tell y'all what I've had it with. It's kind of like pumps, but it's a little bit of a nuance. So I hate small talk, that goes without saying. I think we're gonna dive into that with you later. But this is a niche part of small talk. It's digital small talk.

Ooh, yes. A lot of little nuggets dropped in DMs or in text messages and it just doesn't end, despite you using like a closing thumbs up emoji and making sure they see no bubble. Like this, we're pumping the brakes here with all this chit chat. And so it's like now the small talk infection disease, it's infecting everywhere. It's infecting tech streams, it's infecting DMs, and I just feel like I can't escape it. Yes, digital small talk is so annoying,

especially in the DMs when it's someone you've never met before. So you're trying to give, like you said, a finite, this conversation has ended. So we're gonna be like, okay, I said something cool, you said something cool, we're fine, and then it continues on and lingers on, and you feel the pressure to continue the conversation,

and it's awkward and it's weird. And it's some celebrity that I'm a big fan of, but now it's awkward and you're asking me these weird questions. And then I feel the need, like I need to be cool the whole time and like give a cool answer. And I hate the digital small talk, it's annoying. It's weird that you can feel awkward about a text message.

Like I've been, in, you get feeling awkward, but I've been like, oh my God, how do I respond to this? How do I say what I do? Why are we even talking? Like, okay, I'll just do a thumbs up. And then you know they think that you're the biggest bitch on the planet. And it's just exhausting.

Welcome to I've Had It. I'm Jennifer. I'm Angie. And I'm Monet. Monet. We are America's Top Threeple, America's Top DEI Podcast, coming at you live from Action City. Big Tits in the Big City is here.

That's Pumps, of course. And oh my god, Monet. I just have to say thank you ladies, A, for having me on, but B, for just being these beacons of light, letting these fuckers have it on the internet. Y'all don't take shit. Y'all don't take shit. Y'all don't take any shit. Y'all, y'all don't mind literally eviscerating

these fucking apps on the internet. Every time a clip comes on Twitter, on TikTok, on Reels, I'm like, thank God for YouTube beacons of hope in this shitty time we're all living in. It's great. You know, it's so important that we stand up for everybody and that democracy is for everybody. We don't cherry pick who gets freedom of expression

or freedom of speech. And for me, the most marginalized people are the people we should protect the most. And I just think it's super important. I wanna read you guys a text message that my son sent me. So I got in a fight with this Democratic strategist, Rahm Emanuel. I saw it.

I saw the clip. I saw the clip. So my- He's taking a whole day to go, that is fucking bullshit. That's bullshit. My mom sent me the clip. She's like, I love her. I was like, I have a surprise for you.

You're going to see. OK, so my son graduated high school with a trans woman and once she graduated is when she transitioned and my son has stayed in contact and so her name is Aidan and she sent my son and they haven't spoken in like a year or so the following text message after seeing that clip. Dylan I hope you're holding up alright and that life is treating you kindly. I'm messaging you because I saw a video of your mom tearing Rahm Emanuel, a new asshole in defense of transgender, and it made me really happy. And if you're willing, it would be so epic if you could let her know that I really appreciated

her for doing that and that she should keep up the good work and that it makes me feel a little bit better about our current political situation to see someone like her stick up for me and my bitches so publicly and with such intensity. And particularly, it's nice to see someone like her really insist on the importance of protecting trans people to the Democratic Party operatives who want to sacrifice and dispose of us. She really tore, I must say.

Oh, so good. So when you do something like that, and then I just get ripped on Fox News, which I have thick skin, I wear my big girl panties, I choose every day to sit in front of this microphone, unlike Donald Trump and Elon Musk. I'm not a titty baby, and I'm not sitting here being victim. But when your son, who's a senior in college,

at Syracuse, and some friend of his sends him this, this you have to multiply in every state, in every small town, and these people exist everywhere. And if it made them feel like somebody was fighting for them, then I'm gonna rev up the fight even more. I love it so much. And you know she's Gen Z because she edited,

or Jennifer is your alpha with she tore. Tore? Yeah. She tore, honey. I've never heard that before. That tells you I'm sh so much. And you know she's Gen Z because she edited, or Jennifer is your alpha with she tore. She tore, honey. I've never heard that before. That tells you I'm shitting. I tore, Pumps. I tore. Okay, let's check in with the power lesbian sect of the podcast.

Kylie, how are you? I'm good, how are you? Monite, tell our listener how fabulous and power lessee Kylie is. I walked in and I almost converted to lesbianism. She looks so stunning. The outfit is so cool. She's gorgeous.

She's like a model height, probably six, seven, I imagine. Yeah, Kylie's fierce. She is fierce. Listen, I picked this outfit out two days ago in preparation for you guys. Really? Oh my God, I was shocked by that. 48-hour Monet exchange prep?

Yeah, 48 hours. Did Ana pick it out or did you pick it out? I did. Really? Well, friend, you want to talk about like the prettiest lesbians you've ever seen in your life. When you see two people who look good in a relationship together, you're like, God damn it.

I'm like, I'm playing ping pong with myself in my room. And I'm kidding, I work with you too. No, but when you see two beautiful lesbians together, specifically, they're both fashionable, they're both gorgeous and fierce, I really would like, God gave me the short end of the stick, I should have been a lesbian. Oftentimes I think I should have been a lesbian. I think I should have been too.

I think I should have been a lesbian too. I wish I was. Here's the thing that I've come to realize. Lesbians are greater than all others. Yes. They're better in sports, they're better in work settings, they're better friends. The one thing that I think would be exhausting

about lesbianism is a lot of emotions. Like Kylie and Ana have matching tattoos, they get photographs professionally taken together, there is a lot of public French kissing. I don't think I'm a good candidate in that regard. Because if my husband's ever too clingy with me, I'm like, what the fuck are you doing? Back off.

Oh my God, I think we're the same person. Me and my boyfriend, we've been together for three and a half years now, which is like 30 years for gay men. And he is very, he is the lesbian in our relationship. He wants to be on top. If we're on the couch together, I can sit on this side. You can be over there, and we can watch a whole movie

together, and I feel like we have spent a great time together. He wants us to be on top of each other. Yeah, just meeting. Yeah, he is that. Which I love that sometimes. But most times, I'm like, give me my space. Yeah, sometimes it's like, hit the bricks.

Yeah. I'll let you know when it's time to do that. And then immediately after complete separation. Yes. Don't want to hug. Yeah. When it's time to do that. And then immediately after complete separation. Yes. Don't want to hug. Don't want to cuddle. Don't need it. Don't need it at all. Should we get married? Totally. Oh my God. We'd be the hottest. Have beautiful babies. Oh my God. Yes. Okay. Kylie, what is the internet saying about I've had it? Okay. Up first, we've got a review. Five stars that says they may not praise Jesus, but these ladies are doing the Lord's work. Keep it up. Amen. Amen. Hallelujah. Yes. Praise the

Lord. Yeah, like that. That's the mega church. Yeah. The people on the coast don't understand what this is. No, no. Yeah, that is a very, very mega church behavior. Very mega church behavior. Pat it with mega churches. Don't get me started on religion. Oh, I could go on, I could start now and finish on my deathbed. 100%, I can't. For the life of me, I don't get it.

I don't get these people who make $40,000 a year and you feel inclined to give 4,000 of that, 10% of your income to these people who have private jets, have mansions, are living these lavish lives. On top of all of that, 10% of your income to these people who have private jets, have mansions, are living these lavish lives. On top of all of that, and this is just something that's tangible that I always like to probably, the architecture. Yes.

These churches, my God, is that not the tackiest shit you've ever seen in your life? Exactly. If you're going to be that rich, hire a goddamn good architect. At least the Catholics did that, for fuck's sake. You guys, the Vatican is gorgeous. These nouveau Christians and their taste, it's just awful. Have you seen what Trump's done to the Oval Office? Oh my gosh.

Hobby lobby she. Somebody online said dictator she. That's so true. The gauche and gaudy gold everywhere, it's just so, ugh, it's awful. So now the next person that comes in has to destroy all of it and make it look chic and fashionable again. Here's the thing, you know what that stuff is?

They're little applique things they bought at Gay Hating Hobby Lobby. Right. And somebody spray painted it and I can tell you this much, you can tell how anti-gay this administration is based on two things. The decor of the Oval Office and the makeup and hair and the crosses of all the MAGA women

speaking on his behalf. There are no queens involved in that administration. Oh, at all. At all. Donald Trump doesn't have a gay stylist, obviously. Oh, definitely not. His makeup is horrible. No, not at all. This episode of I've Had It is brought to you by Booking.com. Every time I use Booking.com, I find a place to stay in the U.S.

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And they write, I might be the only straight white male who listens to the show, but whatever. I love it. It's nice to know there are still some people in Oklahoma that aren't full MAGA. I live in California, but had a friend that moved out to Oklahoma a couple years ago because her husband got some job. She was very liberal but within six months of moving there she did a 180 and went full MAGA. I don't know what's in the water over there but after she told me she supports fascism I had to cut her off completely. Anyway, love the show. Keep up the great fight. I'll tell you what, I love our DEI listener. I do too.

I love the straight male DEI listener. I love a token straight male. I do too. Everybody needs a token straight male. We need our straight male allies. Yeah, for sure. For women, for the LGBTQ plus community, we need white men to align with us.

Yeah, now is the time. Now is the time to step up and be like, you know what? For centuries, my people have been absolutely horrible. So now I'm going to step up and be like, you know what, for centuries, my people have been off absolutely horrible. So now I'm going to step up and be the best straight white man I can to women, to gay folk, to trans people. Like now was their time to step up. I agree.

Truly. Yeah, they have to, they must. It truly is. But instead, you know what they're doing? They're having a stage five meltdown. Titty babies. I love titty babies. I'm gonna start using that.

Titty babies. Okay, I have a new story I want to share with you and Ponce. You guys, this is wild. Okay, there is a viral study. A viral study shows the stark difference in popular baby names between blue and red states. Okay. Oh, good. Blue girl names, Fiona, Leanna, Miriam, Kira, Miriam, Nina, Aisha, or Aisha,

I don't know, Paige, and Kayla. Okay, red state girl names. It's all the bad names. Patty, Oakland is spelled O-A-K-L-Y-N-N. Oh God. Oakley is spelled O-A-K-L-E-I-G-H. Grace Lynn, Wrenley, R-W-R, waitley, OAKLEE, Sailor, SAY, LOR, and then another Oakley, OAKLEY.

Okay, here's the thing. We all know now, if we ever meet somebody named Oakley red flag Turn around and run as fast as you can if you meet a male named Oakley you got you cannot You gots to go. You cannot hit it. Okay. Wait, why are why are red states? Why are Republicans obsessed with oak like what's with oak? I don't know. Is it I it's like it's like a big tree So is it a phallic recipe? I mean, I have no idea Is it like it's like a big tree? So is it a phallic? I mean, I have no idea. It's just here's the thing. All of these baby names, like immediately when I saw it before I even got my glasses on, I was like, of course. We've been sounding the alarm on this. When you

tried to make your kid's name something different and you spell it all fucked up that they have to spell it every single day for the rest of their lives, they're never going to outgrow this stuff. It's child abuse. They're never going to outgrow it. You should not name your child a name. Let's say Jennifer. I know this poor woman named Jennifer, which a lot of people who were born in the 70s. I know I look great for my age, but... Oh, great girl. Fabulous. A lot of women that were born in the 70s are named Jennifer. And this one friend of mine, her name is spelled G E N I F E R. That why the parents had a moment when they were young and dumb and they thought this is going to be so fun. That is

a life sentence. Just do a normal spelling. Just walking around with your kids names. Yeah, I know Ashley is spelled A S L E I G H K T. Shut up. Yeah, it's strange. It's very strange. From Brooklyn. Hey, Ashley from Brooklyn. Middle school together. How you doing? Girl? But it's strange. Like, why do you spell names like that? I hate it. It's annoying. I hate it. Yeah.

Okay, now, I Kylie has found something online that she and I reviewed, and I want her to do a presentation for Monet and Pumps because this is just wild. Okay, let's pass it to the power, Leslie. Okay, so this is a Wired article titled, You Too Can Hire an Etsy Witch to Curse Elon Musk. The article goes on to say, in the days following the presidential election, Riley Wenkes was angry. Specifically, she was angry at billionaire ex-owner Elon Musk for the role he played

in President-elect Donald Trump's victory. So, Wenkes turned to a solution she'd used for other personal problems in the past. She hired a witch on Etsy to curse him, and it only cost her $7.99. She says, I really just love the idea of supporting a small business

and sending ill will to someone that I hate. Oh wow. And then it goes on to say, seeking out witches, psychics, mediums and other purveyors of magic or mysticism during times of change or uncertainty has been happening for centuries. Following Trump's first election in 2016,

US witches did a mass spell to try to bind him. Witches on TikTok and Instagram similarly hexed Trump and his supporters in the wake of January 6th insurrection. And then I did a little deep dive of my own on Etsy to see what I could find. I found this. It says curse Donald Trump, JD Vance, Elon Musk. It's only $3.74. A steal. That's totally, money well spent. And this is the description.

It says upset over the 2024 presidential election results or just have a strong hatred for Donald, JD Vance or Elon Musk. I've got you covered with this curse. This is a curse I've been doing for years and it always bring about lots of bad luck and chaos to the lives of those it's cast on. Let's get back at Trump, Vance and Musk together by creating hell with them with this curse. I found another, there's a bunch of these voodoo dolls.

Oh, one of our listeners gave us some voodoo dolls. We have a Ted Cruz, a Donald Trump and JD Vance. We need an Elon Musk. Babe, for Christmas, you know what I want? I want to boot it all up of the entire cabinet. And throw in Marjorie Taylor Greene and Nancy Mason there too. Oh, Greene. Yes.

The whole lot of them. I mean, those hexes are clearly working. Have you seen how bloated Trump looks recently? Oh my God. I read an article they thought he was- He looks like a goddamn bubble tip. He really recently. It looks like he did a clone. I read an article that he looks like a goddamn bubble tick. He really does. He's going to pop any day now.

He looks like an Easter egg. We were, Jennifer and I were talking on the podcast, like, why doesn't he get on an ozempic? That would be such an easy deal. Literally, my phone shows me this article that says, Trump's looking so good lately, people think he's on ozempic, and I'm like, the gaslighting doesn't stop.

No, he does not. He does not, he looks terrible. And Elon Musk is, nobody would fuck him unless he had money. Let me ask you this, Monet. As a drag queen, and when you see all of the anti-drag vitriol coming out of Maggot, and then you see Trump every single day wear orange makeup and you see the Vice President of the United States,

whose nickname that I have named him is a smokey eye sociopath, J.D. Vance. He's always popping a smokey eye. Oh, for sure. And then you find out that the Secretary of Defense, Pete Hegseth has put a makeup studio at the Pentagon, which that's super masculine. How do you feel?

Like, what the fuck? Yeah, to me, it just seems like this attack on drag, it's like, the call's coming from inside the house. Like, these fuckers, they want to do drag. They are doing drag, right? I feel like it's just like obsession with, I think it's an obsession with how free and liberated drag queens feel,

like how we live their lives. And they're so repressed. That's what Jennifer says all the time. They're so repressed. Here's what I think. Okay, I have a theory. I think that a lot of these MAGA men watch a lot of porn. Okay, and when they're watching porn,

sometimes they see a hard rock penis and that excites them. That's the money shot. Well then after that, then they're like, oh shit, that was kinda gay. I wasn't looking at the girl. And so then they feel bad and they're praying, and you know, Jesus, mega church, $4,000 of their salary, et cetera,

that we reviewed earlier. So then they're like, god, that was pretty exciting. So then they're back on Pornhub. And then they're going deeper and deeper. And then I think they're like, God, that was pretty exciting. So then they're back on Pornhat. And then they're going deeper and deeper. And then I think they're so insanely jealous because out of the closet, gay men and women or non-binary, queer, whatever, all the letters are the bravest people in our society.

Because to come out and feel safe enough to be vulnerable, to be ridiculed, to be bullied, to not be perceived as normal. And to do all of that despite that takes a lot of bravery. And then once they get there, all these queens are like, I'm gonna have great fucking sex. So they have this shame free sex because they've already done all this hard emotional work.

And I think these MAGA men get a little aroused by hard rock cocks and they're insanely jealous of gay men because you guys just have unemotional transactional sex when you want to, if you want to. If you want to have a relationship style sex you can but you have removed the shame from sex and they live in that. I agree a million percent with that with that assessment of the situation. Thank you. I really do.

I think that there is something about seeing how free and open or how not, when we don't want to be, that we allow ourselves to be that way and they are so stuck in whatever situation that their family is or whatever they've chosen to be in, that they will never ever know that. And it pisses them off to no end. And they are jealous, they're angry, they're pissed

that we get to have it and they don't. And that's the number one, that's the thing that they hate. They like to keep things from themselves and not let anyone else have it. I think that's what really gets their goat. And the number one thing they try to control, whether it's the mega churches, MAGA, whatever, it's always sex. The abortion issue is really because they don't want women having sex. And so their idea is, oh, well, if they slut around and they get pregnant, everybody should know. And then maybe in their fucked up minds, they think that woman's a little bit less fuckable if she has a baby. Not even taking into account the majority of abortions are done for reasons that aren't a birth control style situation.

But they don't care because it's all about controlling sex. And then when you get to the liberated pride parade and just how, I love how Roman and Greek it is. It's just like, there's no shame. Just pop it out, have fun with it. And I think they're just so jealous. I think they're so jealous too. And something I'm jealous of is how beautiful, y'all skin. Oh thank you. What's in the water here in OKC?

Well I'll tell you what, our little Botox spa is right over here across the street. And we've been, have you been doing that? I need to do an M face next week. Yeah we did this thing M face, it hooks up to your face and it like exercises. Okay can y'all tell me the number? I wish, I'm here for two days. I will go and make an appointment tomorrow. Botox. Y'all look great. All of it. Thank you.

Well, thank you. That's a big compliment. I'm gonna watch on camera. I'm like, in person, I'm like, oh my God. Kylie, here it is again. Here it is again. Oh wait. Everybody, so we did this podcast, right,

for like a year, and then they were like, y'all need to go on tour. We're like, we're not going on tour. And the people at our agency were like, trust us. We're like, nobody's gonna show up. They said, trust us, people are gonna show up. So we go on tour and We're like, we're not going on tour. And the people at our agency were like, trust us. We're like, nobody's gonna show up. They said, trust us people are gonna show up. So we go on tour. And then we have this like VIP meet and greet. Okay. So people would walk up to us and

they'd go, Oh, my God. You guys are so pretty. Just like, Kylie puts a hammered dogshit filter on the computer because the shock and all it's shock. But I will say okay one time we were in Kylie doesn't filter the opposite way so people can be shocked by the IRL It's like a bad profile picture. We look worse in photos than we do in person But one time we went we went we were in Los Angeles. We had a live show there and we go we arrived from LAX We go to the concierge desk and we're like, hey We need to make sure the hair people and the makeup people are in our room at this time and the guys like yeah

Okay, sure. No problem. So we got our room and like five hours later We come back down to the concierge desk and this guy to gay guys behind us. This guy goes Wow desk and this guy, two gay guys behind us, this guy goes, wow. I didn't even recognize you guys. You guys look great. I mean he was his jaw on the floor. He was still talking about the next day when we checked out. He was.

He goes, I can't get over how good y'all looked last night. That's money well spent. That's right. That's money well spent, for sure. You see, that's what I like about the gays. The gays, we keep it real. We're honest. We're like, girl, okay, that was great. You look fabulous.

You look good. You look fat, that's good. Okay, let's get into your habits. Yes. You emailed us some. I'll put this list in front of you here if you would like to review. Oh your habits. Yes. You emailed us some. I'll put this list in front of you here if you would like to review.

Oh my god. Okay. Yes. Okay. I've had it with big dogs on an airplane. When I spent my well-earned money on a little first-class seat, and because I'm allergic to dogs and cats,

and well, dogs that have fur, like if it's like a schnauzer or a poodle that have real hair, I'm fine with it. But when I have fur, it's hard. And girl, one day I check into this and I'm like, you know what? I had to sing the next day, I think, at Cincinnati Symphony Orchestra.

I was doing a big concert and I was like, I'm trying to like do all my things. I'm doing my mask, doing all my, I get to my seat and when I tell you a dog the size of a Great Dane is like sitting between me and his owner on the thing, I'm like how is this legal? I thought they have to fit under the seat only,

and the dog is like almost eye level with me looking at me in the seat and I'm like, what, this is crazy. So if it's a dog that fits under the seat. I'm like, what? This is crazy. So if it's a dog that fits under the seat normally, I'm fine with it, but what if it's a human-sized dog, like a chow chow sitting next to me in first class? I've had it with that. I can't deal with it.

It's too much for my dog allergies. I have to say, like, when I see a dog on a plane or anywhere, it makes me happier. I would rather fly on a plane with dogs than people. Well, that is true. People are horrible. Oh my gosh, I remember what I wanted to talk to you guys about. Okay, so my son Roman, my other son that still lives at home,

he's a senior in high school. So his really good friend, Jaden, they played AAU basketball together. And Jaden sent us this screenshot and it was like a picture of him and he was like in a text and it was like, please come to my prom send off and it had a time. And so I was just like, ha ha, like I didn't know

if that was real or what that was. Prom send off meaning like when like all the families get together to watch the kids go off to the prom. And take pictures? Of pictures and stuff like that. Okay, so I mean, I don't know. And so I didn't know what the proms, why we were invited because my kids

go to different schools, et cetera. Okay, got it. So that night, Roman and I are having dinner and my husband gets home and he goes, did y'all go to Jaden's prom send off? And I was like, no, that's ridiculous. What's a prom send off? And my son Roman goes, mom, that's a culture thing.

You can't be like that, because Jaden's black. And I was like, what do you mean? He goes, that's just their culture. They have a big prom sendoff and they invite people to go and you need to not be like that. And he like totally checked me. So tell me- I love your kids.

Your kids are amazing. So tell me, like, cause of course I love Jaden, tell me about the culture thing of the prom sendoff in black communities. Girl, the prom sendoff, it's like the pre-prom social hour before the prom, so all the families get together in the neighborhood, because typically all the kids in the neighborhood go to the similar schools,

and they all get together and they have like cars, like BMWs, Rolls Royces, all the cars that the kids are gonna take the, go to the prom in, and they get together, take all these pictures. Sometimes they get really extravagant. I'm like, girl, it's not a the, go to the prom in, and they get together, take all these pictures. Sometimes they get really extravagant. I'm like, girl, it's not a wedding, it's a prom. Like, coming back, it's a little much.

Like, the gowns are crazy. They have like, very Cinderella, like a big pink carpet is rolled out. I think that's a little much. But the send off, it's like this cultural thing where you, the parents, after, you know, I'm sure raising kids is not easy. So you have done the hard time of 18 years this kid is finally going to a ball it's kind of like a little set up like after the after

12 grades of hard work come in this beautiful outfit take beautiful pictures and we're gonna send you off to the prom and have a good night so let me tell you what white people do so do you get to take pictures? Like if she would have gone, would it have been appropriate for her to take pictures with the person that invited her? Oh yes. Okay, okay. That's how white we are.

I'd never even heard of it. Well, and so Roman, I mean, he immediately goes, Mom, it's the culture. Like why are you poo-pooing on the culture? And I was like, you know, I love Jaden Nickens. He calls me Mama Jen. Like I've known that kid since he was in second grade. And I didn't know.

I thought he was like grandstanding about being sent off to the prom, and then I got checked, borderline called, not an ally of the black community, but my son, which good on my 18-year-old upside. Love it. But, okay, so for Rowan's prom, it's just like you get together at some parent's house, and everybody does some different combination groups

of photos, and then skirt skirt and that's it. No, it has to be more grand. See, I like the culture. I like that too. It's really sweet because you know, because grandparents come. Did you go to prom? I did not go to prom.

You didn't. I didn't. I went to a performing arts school, which was inherently a very queer experience. I was still a little gay in the closet, you know what I mean? So no one asked me to go and there was a boy I wanted to ask, but I was still a little gay in the closet, you know what I mean? So no one asked me to go, and there was a boy I wanted to ask,

but I was afraid to ask him. So me and my friends fucked off, and I went to the movies or something, and I didn't go to the prom that year. And you know what, I don't regret it. You know, I don't think you should, because first of all, proms are overrated. They are. They're expensive.

Yeah. Yeah. They're expensive. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, I didn't go to prom. But I bet that, you know, could be, there's, that's probably a lot of the gay experience. Yeah. That that's like, you know, you get to a point where, like, you're, you know, you're probably gay and then if you take a girl.

Exactly. That's some expectation you're gonna have to get it up for. I mean, that could be exhausting. That happened to me on a field trip on junior year. Oh no. So I went to school in New York and they were taking us on a field trip to see the fucking capital in Albany.

Why the fuck are we going to see the governor's house in Albany? Anyway, it was an overnight trip. So we're on this bus, I had my girlfriend at the time, my first girlfriend ever, and we're sitting on the bus side by side, and that's the point, everyone is experimenting. Right, right, right. And I was I was like oh god I knew it was coming

we're sitting on the bus next to each other and like her hand is on my thigh and I'm on her thigh and she's like you know do you wanna like you know touch my boob and I was like no I'm okay and she's like are you sure and I'm like yeah I'm sure and she's like, are you sure? And I'm like, yeah, I'm sure. And she's like, why? And I was like, I looked at her, I was like, God wouldn't like that. Oh! I know, I was like, God wouldn't like that.

I had to care about God, I didn't wanna do it. I was like, God wouldn't like that. And she's like, you're right, you're right. And then I came up to her the next day. What propelled you? Yeah, yeah, I was like, but so thank God she asked me to touch her booboo else, I would have been in the closet long enough.

But she kept my secret until college. And I was like, but so thank God she asked me to touch her booboo else I would have been in the closet long enough. But she kept my secret until college. And then I officially came out sophomore year of college. Okay. And what was that like for you? You know, it was good. It was honestly, I kept the secret for so long.

And after I said it, I was like, oh my God, it cost me nothing to say this. Like it was this thing I was built, oh my God, it cost me nothing to say this. Like, it was this thing I was built, because my family has always been so sweet, so supportive. They watch Drag Race more than me. They have their own group chats about the show all the time. But I was so afraid to tell them for whatever things in my, because of all the warped and fucked up stories

I've heard about friends losing families, they don't talk to their dad anymore, their mom anymore, whatever. I mean, my dad calls me Monet, and he calls me girl, you know what I mean? So my family's so cool. But yeah, I was so afraid of what I might lose that I robbed my family of so many experiences

they could have had with me, you know, in high school and in the beginning of my college years because I was just so afraid to come out. And after I did it, oh my God, I became my own town crier. I was running around the whole town like, the British are coming, the British are coming! And I'm gay! I was letting everyone know, it was amazing.

I had a little press conference with my family at Christmas that year. I was like, hey everyone, thank you for joining us for Christmas dinner. I wanna confirm a few things you may have seen on Facebook that I sucked at grandma. It wasn't very that. Then they were like, okay, cool, we love you.

Were they surprised? They, I think, I don't know if surprise is the word. They were like, I think they were surprised that I came out when I did. I think they thought that I was, I think they knew, but they thought that I was so afraid that I was gonna keep it a secret longer. My mom was like, I just wish you would have told us earlier.

Okay, let me ask you this. As a little boy, what did you play with? So say, I did not play my mom's clothes, like her heels or little dresses. What I would do is, because I lived in, I was born in Brooklyn, but I had one year old, one year, how do you, do you say one years old or one year old? Singular.

One year. Yeah. Okay, at one year old, my family moved me to St. Lucia and I lived in the Caribbean. Okay. So when we wash our clothes, we didn't have a wash and dry. Well, we had a washer where we drew a dryer clothes like on a clothesline outside. So what I would do is I would go in the backyard

and steal all the clothes pins and put them on my fingers and make nails. And I was in my room casting spells, girl. I was like, I was Sabrina the Teenage Witch in my little room and I was like pointing to shit, trying to make magic. I used to have long nails. You know what you should do is get you an Etsy page.

Right. And put curses on Trump and J.D. Vance with your nails. With my nails. With my clothespin nails, yes. Girl, I would tell you, Andy, I want those voodoo dolls for Christmas. I want every single last one of them. Oh, I love that idea.

It's a great idea. So you did the nails. And then when did you think that, when did you start thinking I might be gay? Or when does that experience, like is it with hormones, before hormones? I think it was a little before hormones. I think I was around like nine years old.

I remember having a crush on a boy in fourth grade. And I was like, oh my God, he's cute. But I didn't know what that was yet. And I was like, why do I think he's cute? And then it started to inform itself a little more in fifth grade. And I started thinking more boys were cute. And I was like, oh, okay. And then, I mean, by seventh grade, I was started thinking more boys were cute.

And I was like, oh, okay. And then, I mean, by seventh grade, I was already making out with boys and kissing boys. It was like a whole thing. But there was like four, five, sixth grade. That's when I was discovering, okay, I'm a little different. But I think, again, all of the straight girls in my life,

they were my ride or die. It's like when boys would make fun of me and bully me in middle school. Oh my life, they were my ride or die. It's like when boys would like make funny and like bully me in middle school, oh my God, my straight girlfriends, Rayco, Kameeka, and April, they used to have my back. They used to beat boys up for me. They were, yeah, it was great. I loved them.

All right, let's get to your next grievance, this one here. Oh my God. Every time RFK is in front of a camera, it pisses me off. I have had it with him talking, like how are we listening to this person talk to us about anything? He sounds like he should be being taken care of.

Like he sounds like, you're like, how are you giving us health advice when you need health yourself, sir? Like it is, it sounds so, and looks so oxymoronic to get health advice from this fucking person who is sick and infirms himself I agree not to mention. It's just fucking annoying as all hell. Yeah, let's see the dipshit Yeah, running around with the dumbest conspiracy theory ideas in that ground I'm like we're a visual and audio society

Far how did that happen? Yeah in that ground. I'm like, we're a visual and audio society. How did we get this far? How did that happen? Yeah, it boggles my mind. It boggles my mind that RFK is allowed to, he's part of what, HASA? What's it? Health and Human Services. Health and Human Services.

Yeah, it's, I just, I can't. Here's what bugs me the most about the Trump administration is just that I can't. I just, here's what bugs me the most about the Trump administration, is just that nobody values expertise. Like, call me crazy, but like, I would say that you're an expert in drag. Yes. Okay. So you couldn't take somebody like Elon Musk and him being expert in that,

but this is what all these fuckers have done. RFK Jr. is not a scientist. He reads a bunch of junk science, and then now he's dangerous. And now there's a measles outbreak and all of these totally preventable things. And I just read that now they're not gonna be checking chicken for salmonella anymore.

Or milk. Why? Like why? But you know what? It's so that people don't have to see pronouns in people's emails. Right. We'll have salmonella, but the MAGA that gets triggered by pronouns,

they won't have to see that. The pronouns that they use every day. Right. The fucking pronouns they use every day. Every day. I read there's a person, I mean, because people are dying from measles because they don't get vaccinated, which is absolutely abhorrent. Yeah.

Somebody, and this person looked like they would say this, but they were like, I know I lost my child because he died of measles because I didn't vaccinate him. And if I had another child, I wouldn't vaccinate them. And I'm just like, you can't help these people. You can't. You can't, you can't help it. Well, what it is, we have completely lost the ability

to critically think. Like, it's just like people are just not thinking. You guys are the same person. People just are not critically, just think critically. It's an exercise you learn, what, in elementary school? You learn it throughout your entire class. OK, I have another theory. And I know that you and I are going to be simpatico on it.

Yeah, tell me. Back to the megachurches and the religion. These people that are indoctrinated in that brand of Christianity, when they start critically thinking and asking, wait a minute, there were only two humans that started the whole earth, then how do we get more? And they start asking a lot of questions. You can't question God's faith. So whenever you critically think, you're told it's a sin and it's blasphemy. So then that is just reinforced throughout your whole life. And then they get to adulthood and they don't have the ability to critically think.

My opinion, because you have like, MAGA and Christian nationalism are like this, and they're completely interwoven. And I think that evangelical Christianity set the psychological soil by discouraging critical thinking. You know, people believe that people used to be 900 years old, that, you know, Jonah's living in a whale, Noah's parading around in some yacht with all these animals. You know, that's fucking crazy. He's 900 years old. Everybody knows that didn't happen. Right? Some guys getting all liquored up with his daughters and screwing his daughters. There's just

a lot of that shit going on in there, right? But if anybody questions it, then they tell you you're a sin. That's blasphemy, et cetera. So then they are primed to fall prey to all of this authoritarianism. And I just think that critical thinking is something that hurts them. Like when they start to critically think like it injures them and they're averse to it because they have been discouraged from doing it all the time and now we have an administration that's attacking like can you imagine like? Harvard is a bad idea right like shut up like shut up then don't go there

They don't go there. It's so easy to avoid they the Trump administration has united people in support of Harvard Which typically they're you're like, oh god, somebody went to Harvard. They think they're so smart. Whatever. And now it's like, go Harvard! Yeah, I agree with that, though. Yeah, it is a way to subjugate people, like to take away the ability to think critically

and to think for themselves and to think about what is going to be best for. Also, it's also this thing of like, everyone is just only now concerned about themselves and them getting the best out of life and not concerned about community and how everyone doing better makes you do better in the long run. It's not just about you.

Because if you're up here, we're all down here, then where is that? Where does that leave you? It just doesn't make sense. And I think American culture has always valued individualism over collectivism. And we've always valued money over people getting healthcare. And so Donald Trump is a manifestation of all of our worst impulses as a culture. And we bred him, we popped him out. Oh my God.

Well also in church, they teach you money is the root of all evil. Okay, so let's go with that. If money is the root of all evil, what does that say about your millionaire pastor? Why are you taking Venmo? Why are you taking Venmo? Venmo for Jesus. Have you seen that thing that pastor, Marvin Sapp, telling us just to lock the doors of the church?

Have you seen this? No. Girl, it was a service happening in whatever city, and then it's the doors of the church. Have you seen this? No. Girl, it was a service happening in whatever city. And then it's the end of the service where it's the offering time. People bring the tithes and offerings of the thing. And then I guess there were 2000 people in the congregation, also about 2000 people watching by a stream.

He goes, I need 20 people to give $2000. We need to make, 20 people to, no, I need 4000 people to give $20 each. Cause we needed whatever that, 20 times, I think it's $200,000 or I need 4,000 people to give $20 each, because we needed whatever that, 20 times, I think it's $200,000 or maybe $400,000, they needed to make that much money. So he said, so people started to leave, he said, uh-uh, lock the doors.

He goes, lock the doors. He said, why aren't I listening? I said, lock the doors. It's all over the internet, it's crazy. Because he wanted to make that $400,000 that night, or whatever, $40,000, sorry, I think, and it was insane that he was telling the ushers to lock, and they did lock the doors, and now it's a whole thing.

And now he's making a song about the scandal that he's putting out on iTunes and putting out into- For money. It's just such a grifter. When we were younger, there was this preacher named Oral Roberts. O-R-A-L was the first name. Oral, we'll visit that in just a sec.

Oral Roberts, and he is a big televangelist, and he locked himself up, and he said, if I don't get two million dollars, God's gonna kill me. Yeah. And this televangelism was a big thing in the 80s and 90s. Tammy Fay. Oh, Tammy Fay. So my grandmother, his means.

Which was high camp, by the way. Oh, totally. And so my grandmother had sent money money and all these people sent money to Oral Roberts. I think he's dead now, but he ended up getting the money. But there is an actual university in Tulsa, Oklahoma called Oral Roberts University that has these big praying hand statues. And I'm just thinking, America is so dumb. They took a dumb, corrupt, grifter, con artist man that lied to people who should have been in prison for ripping off senior

citizens saying that God was going to kill him. And they made a university. And that's all legal. And that's all legal. But we're mad at Harvard. People still go to the school? Is this like a real school? It is. They have schools and everything. That's insane. Yeah, could you imagine? I would feel like an abject failure if my child went to Oral Roberts University.

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Had it. I hit it every day, sometimes twice a day. Had it or hit it newborn babies? Had it. Can I tell you something? I get accosted by pictures of newborn babies, and I'm not saying like, you know, like a toddler, I wanted to. I'm talking about like, freshly delivered babies, okay? They're still wrinkly, they look sticky, they're still covered in chlorophyll,

whatever is on the baby. I don't know what sort of shit. I'm like, like, a newborn baby has to settle. Like, give it like a week or two so it can settle into what it's gonna be. Because, I mean, you literally just gave birth to Lord Voldemort. Like, give it a second to settle, like, Botox. I remember when my kids were born,

I was like, that is the most gorgeous child I've ever seen in my life. It's perfect. Then, like, a few weeks later, I get the newborn picture they took of the hospital, and I was like, that is the ugliest mother I I've ever seen. Like I thought that was cute. Like that's love because this was not cute. Yeah I'm not a big and we had newborns but I'll tell you what neither one of us no really like babies. No. Or children. We started

this whole movement that it's called the Todd toddler advocacy program and we're such advocates for toddler that we think that parents need to keep them closer and not let them go out into the world as much that they parents are endangering their children by taking them to restaurants right on planes to shopping centers they need to keep their kids at home for their safety for their safety I'm also I'm doing the boarding school where you send your kid off at six weeks and you get him back at five. That's the boarding school age.

That would be the perfect time. That sounds great. Okay. Um, had it or hit it quote unprecedented times. Oh my God. I'm, oh, I've had it with unprecedented. Please give me some precedent. I am praying for times that unprecedented every Every day you wake up on TikTok or whatever

and it's just a new unprecedented thing. I've had it. It's too much, it's too stressful. It is stressful. I agree, we need to pray for unprecedented times. Okay, had it or hit it, the Luigi Mangione case. Oh, hit it. I love Luigi.

Luigi's a patriot saint. Luigi, I'm gonna send money, put him on his books, or whatever you do to people in prison. I'm hitting Luigi. I'm here for Luigi Mangione. Also, like, isn't it not just a gross thing of the law? Like, they have people who have done way worse than him, and they get out in whatever years, and this man, this person kills one rich guy, and now he's facing the death penalty.

It just seems egregious. Yeah, I think the message behind Luigi's doing that was a call for action, because the point that that UnitedHealthcare was using artificial intelligence to deny people healthcare so that they could make more money is so profoundly evil and that UnitedHealthcare killed so many of its customers

by denying them claim for profits and it gets us back to that as a culture. What do we value? And sadly, Americans as a whole, not us, not the three of us, all of America, except for this throuple, value the individual capitalism and all of those structures.

Now, I will say, I think Luigi Mangione is hot and all that. I don't think the solution to this is to kill people in the streets, but the case and all that, I read it. I love all the memes online. I'm into all, I mean, I think he's wildly attractive. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I know such a young kid, his whole life is like, I feel bad because I think maybe, I think maybe he wasn't okay when that happened. When it happened, yeah. You know, because I think he probably would have played the tape

through. I understand that you want to make a big case for something, but yeah, the whole thing is I feel bad for him. Yeah, yeah, I do too. Okay, next up, JD Vance's smokey eye. Oh my God, I've had it. But also low key like work girl. Like I feel like she might be a secret sister and after him and Donald Trump are gone, we're gonna hear, he's gonna come out with's going to come out as part of the queer community.

What do you think the likelihood is that when JD Vance gets home from work and he goes to the Naval Observatory, I just envision the following. He's like, Usha, I can't talk. I'm going to be in my study. In his study, he has like a trunk and he opens it up and he has stilettos and feather boas and eyelashes and eyeliner and wigs and clip on earrings. And he just like, he just gets it out of his system. And luxuriates it.

Yeah. I can totally, Coral, I can totally see that. I can see that. And he has like some like, some soft piano music playing in the background. He's wearing a thong. And he twirls with his bow and his thong. And his silk little robe. Fishnet hose.

Fishnet hose. Oh yeah. And not even the little skinny fishnet, the little big old fishnet. The little wild, wide fishnet. And then I envision originally he does his lipstick properly, and then he does some twirls around, and then he just starts feeling crazy and unhinged and then he takes it and he's just putting it all over

and he's like, you know, and then he has it like on his fingers and he's rubbing his chest and then the eyeliner is going and then he's like, you know, it's like, oh yes, and then he showers and exfoliates. You've thought about this too much. I have thought about it and you know what? The Chinese have been thinking about it too.

The Chinese memes are fabulous. You've seen all those eyeliner memes on TikTok. No, I haven't seen it. Oh, you have to look, they're so good. Oh my God, oh my God. Kylie, download one so you can play it for Mona. You're going to D.I.E. So the Chinese. They're so good.

I'm not thinking about this in a vacuum. The Chinese have been thinking about this too. Kylie's gonna get something to show you. Let's move along. Had it or hit it, fire festival two. Wait, it's happening again? Kylie. Oh my God, I'm so, I'm out of the loop. It's happening again. She says it's move along. Had it or hit it, fire festival two. Wait, it's happening again? Kylie. Oh my God, I'm so, I'm out of the loop.

It's happening again. She says it's happening again. It was a huge grift and they're doing it again. I feel like MAGA is fire festival two. Yeah, absolutely. I've had it with that. I mean, I mean. You can't help these people. The first one was so, like watching the documentary

about it was so insane. I loved the documentary. The guy that was gonna suck dick for a bottle of water or kick the water, whatever. I'm like, girl, I would have done it for fun. I have a video for you. Okay, okay. Watch this. Watch this, Monet. It's all over Chinese TikTok. Oh my God, that is so good. Because he called them Chinese peasants. There are hundreds of these, hundreds.

And it's like, JD Vance called us peasants. JD Vance, who do you think makes your eyeliner? And it has JD Vance in the eyeliner. They are trolling the shit out of him. But here's the thing, think about this, go down this conspiracy theory with me. China would have psychological files on high profile Americans. They're a big country, big government,

they've got spies, they have a lot of technology, they can do spy shit, they have satellites. So they just start rolling out all this JD Vance out there, cleaning it up on TikTok. I don't think my theory about the hidden drag trunk is that far off. I don't think it's that it had to come from somewhere right? That's what we think. Yeah. Because Trump's an easier target because he wears the heavier makeup and the hair and the lifts and all that. Yeah. But they're not saying that about him. About JD Vance. But they're saying

about him. Well he has been, I will say I'm a connoisseur of JD Vance's eyeliner. Pimps and I did a whole episode where you can see during the day he does a day line and then he has a TV ready. It's a little bit heavier. He has an evening and then he has a full-blown pre-smoky. We think that we're just one or two news cycles away from him going a full blown smokey eye on national television. And let me tell you something, I know my eyeliner.

He's using the Mac coal liner in the color feline. I promise you, look it up y'all. It smudges beautifully, it's effortless. That is exactly the color he's using. I'll tell you what, when he pops, when he finally goes from pre-smoky eye to full smoky eye, I don't care what time it is, I don't care where we are, we're going live, right here in the studio,

and it will be breaking news, sound the sirens. I mean, we will cover it from top to bottom, and we will have to zoom you in and out. I was gonna say, I'm booking a flight. Just let me know, let's let me know. We will have to analyze, have still shots every single bit of it. OK, all right.

Had it or hit it, the United States of America. Oh, god. That's a tough one. It is. It's a tough one, OK? Because I love our country because we can do this. Right. I love our country.

For now. For now. We can do this. I love our country because as a descendant of American child slavery, my family has been here. We've helped build our country. For now. For now. We can do this. I love our country because as a descendant of American chattel slavery, my family has been here. We've helped build this country, so I love it for that. And I don't want a few, I want a few, a lot of sour apples to ruin the entire bunch. You know what I mean?

So I'm going to say hit it. Because I also don't want to leave here. I want to fight for this place. I wanna fight for this place that I grew up in, my fam grew up in that gives me the freedom and the love and everything that I want. So I'm gonna say hit it. I'm gonna keep on fighting.

I'm gonna fight, fight, fight, fight, fight. I agree. I agree with you because when I think about our multicultural nation and just all of the craziness of the United States, all the bad parts, the trashy parts, just the all of the craziness of the United States, all the bad parts, the trashy parts, all the fabulous parts. It's us. It's us.

Right. It's ours. And we have to fight for it. And the world is counting on us to fight for it and to fight for everybody. Yeah. Everybody in this country and leave no one behind. I agree. I agree.

100%. Like, you know, we all have that drunk uncle at the family barbecue every year. And I'm not gonna leave my family because he's making everyone uncomfortable. I'm gonna tell him he has to leave. And I'm gonna take the bear out his hand and put him to bed.

Let me ask you this. Do you have any family members that are MAGA? No, but I do have one family member who in 2016, because they are a cop, I think they voted for Donald Trump because this was when he disillusioned everyone about for cops and blah blah blah. Right, right.

And then so, but after that, they saw the light and they were like a few months into his presidency, realized, oh, this guy is a horrible person, but there's no one else in my family that's mad at all. I have one final story to leave you with. You'll get the biggest kick out of this Monday, and I don't think Pumps knows this. So during this most recent election, my husband, I live in a, I would say a 99.9% white neighborhood. Okay.

So my husband comes home from work and he goes, well, the weirdest fucking thing just happened. The house two blocks south of us just put up two MAGA signs in their front yard and they're black. No! How's that? No! You're the only black family that lives in this godforsaken whiteness and they're fucking

MAGA. He goes, it's just such a disappointment to me. No! Yes! Fuck! And they had two, they're a corner house and they had, and I was just like, because MAGA. He goes, it's just such a disappointment to me. No. Yes. But. And they had two, they're a corner house. And they had, and I was just like, because I remember when they moved in, Roman, my son that told me, you know, the prom send-offs, the culture, he was like, love this.

We need to have more color in this neighborhood. And I go, I agree, I agree. That family popped up MAGA signs. Black Republicans are something I will never understand. I agree. Black MAGA, MAGA, specific, specific. Like, you know, gone are the days, you know, the Colin Powells and, you know, those people who you can, somebody can tolerate. Right.

But now a black maggots in the neighborhood? In the hood, yeah. That is upsetting. It was so upsetting because we had these great signs and it said Harris, obviously. And I live on the corner too. And so I had him both ways, no matter who passed. And then we had more Harris signs in our neighborhood than we did Trump signs. So my husband was just devastated when he saw that.

Josh takes that kind of thing really personally. It really upsets him because he, like, he, that kind of stuff, he's a criminal defense lawyer and he is, I mean, he despises racism. He can't even watch the news because everything that MAGA says is somehow racially coded. Oh yeah, everything. And it just drives him insane and he's a recovering drug addict for his, so for his serenity, he's like, I just can't fucking watch it. So when he saw that black family double dip,

two magazines, it just destroyed him. You know what I think we should do? I think we're gonna gather all the white people in your neighborhood, and we're gonna have an adult prom send off on their lawn. And it's gonna be part of the culture. It's gonna be the culture. It's gonna be the culture of the neighborhood.

That's what we're gonna do. That's how we're gonna fix those black maggots. Oh my God, Can you believe that? Awful. Devastating. God awful. Only in Oklahoma. Momnay, I hope your show is fabulous.

It's going to be great. I love you all so much. Thank you all for having me here in the studio. It's a pleasure to come and chat with you ladies and talk about, oh, this was a dream, a fever dream, honestly. I love this moment. I love it. We love you and pumps tell them.

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