I've Had It - Pull Your D*ck Out Of The Beehive

Episode Date: April 2, 2026

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So are we supposed to start the podcast? Ready, one, two, three. Patriots, gay, triots, they triots, black triots, brown triads. We love you. And triple trumpers can do wet pumps. The reason why I said, we love you to those people, is because oftentimes we get a new listener. And the new listener is confused in the comment section

in thinks that we are telling the, aforementioned Gaytriots, Patriots, blah, blah, blah, blah, to fuck off. Nothing could be further from the truth. So I just wanted to clarify that for a brand new listener. And now we will move on to the segment to our brand new listener, Pumps, where I ask pumps, what she has had it with. Okay, what I've had it with. And I've had it.

It's when you go into a parking lot and you're waiting for a parking place and cars are swarming. And the person gets in with their packages. So you're like, great, you turn your blinker on, you're ready. You're ready just to pull right in there. And it takes 10 or like two minutes, three minutes, four minutes. Okay, so I've had this complaint forever. I think if I've even brought it up on here.

But now I'm taking it a step further. The frustration has become so deep in Trump's America that I'm having fantasies about getting out of my car, walking over and tapping on their window and saying, what the fuck are you doing? Like reverse. Why are you sitting here? That happened to be three times when I had to take my youngest to the mall. The third time, it was a Tesla.

So you can only imagine that my, I was like cussing. And he was like, it's just not that big of a deal, mom. And I'm like, it is a fucking big deal. What are they doing in that stupid car? I mean, I have taken it to a new level of this woman is. crazier than a shithouse wrap. That's where we're sitting in the Angie world these days. Okay, a couple of follow-up questions. What type of Tesla was it? Was it the monster truck, Tesla? Or just the car? No, it was just the car. I did get a monster truck with the wrap the other day.

And I looked around, this is how crazy I'm becoming. And I thought, I wonder if I could get away with keying that car. I've never keyed a car in my life. I'm 56 years old. And I'm now thinking about knocking on people's windows and keen cyber trucks. Interesting. That's an interesting evolution. Not in a good way. This is like, you know, you've always been a Karen. And this is like, this is like the next step in Karenism, like violence. Like you're just like, fuck it. I'm going to key cars. I'm going to bang on Tesla windows. This is this is where Karen's turned into criminals, the criminalization of Karenism. And you are, okay, I have to say this. I am a firm believer, and I do this just for spite in parking lots.

When I'm in Oklahoma, obviously in New York, I don't have to deal with this, but in Oklahoma, the parking, it's such a parking lot culture. Yeah. Parking lots are everywhere. And I have to say parking lots are so incredibly unattractive. And that's another episode for another day and how depressing parking lots visually are. But nonetheless, we were talking about the cars swarming and all that shit. I, on principle, even if there's a spot right up close, I just pull into a parking lot and park as far away from the door as I can to just avoid everything entirely. I get more steps.

I'm not engaging in this criminal Karenism that you've engaged in. I don't have a desire to key a car. I don't have a desire to bang on a window where in Oklahoma there's free carry. Right. Carry again anywhere you want. You're going to get your ass shot. 100%. So I propose, I hear you. I hear you. all of those things would make me feel somewhat violent as well. But a way to focus on your serenity is just say, what is the furthest parking spot from the front door of this restaurant or this mall? I'm going to park there.

Then I'm going to walk past all of these fucking blow hearts and go, I'm getting more steps than you. My heart rate's a little bit more elevated than you. And just kind of flick your hair and walk into the mall. Do not buy into the parking lot rat. race. You know what? I mean, that's so much healthier than what I'm doing, but I just have a feeling, like maybe the steps would make me feel good. But the anger, I kind of like it. Like, I'm losing my damn mind. Yeah. And there wasn't a lot. That Karenism, I, that it, I think it's hard,

it's, it's hard to take it out of a person, the Karenism. Take the Karen out of the parking lot. Can't take the parking lot out of the Karen or whatever. Okay. Let me. tell you what I've had it with. Okay. So on Instagram, they make these either millennials or Gen Ziers, which I love both generations. This is not a bash on you guys. Kind of is, but there are these like informational reels. Like this is, these are the top five restaurants in New York, or these are the top five hotels in Paris. Or these are the top five hotels in Paris. Or these are the five pet breeds, dog pet breeds. And I think they use an AI voice. And the AI voice kind of sounds like this. Hey guys. So my favorite restaurants in New York, the top five are the corner

store. It's going to be the hardest resi to get in 2020. And I've noticed the exact same voice used multiple different counts. So I think there is like a default. setting affected voice that is being used over and over again. And here's my problem with the voice. It's not exciting. You're talking, you're trying to pitch that these are really great things, but you just sound so affected. The truffle fries are incredible. And I just have to tell you that moving on to restaurant number three, I think. I don't understand it. I don't understand it.

I don't understand it. I think that if you're going to make a video on the internet and you're going to do all of the effort of clipping the things together and you've gone to the restaurants and you've gotten footage, it's cool. Good on you. Like you're making content. Use your own fucking voice. Don't use the Valley Girl, Gin Zier. I care about top restaurants that I also don't. I don't fucking care. I care, but I can't sound like I care.

I care and I'm enthusiastic about it, but I'm also like, don't give a fuck and I'm super unaffected. So this is this, this is the realm that I have to stay in. I give a shit, but I don't. I want everybody to pick me, but I also don't. And I just, I've had it. Use your own fucking voice. Use your own name.

Use your own voice. If you're going to be on the internet, be on the fucking internet. No anonymous, no robot voices, no robot Valley Girl affected voices. I've had it. I'm sitting there thinking like it's weird to me that in all the years we've been friends. Like I've loved your dramatic readings like from John 25 years ago. I love your dramatic reader. Yeah. You're great at it. But the level that you have ascended to in impressions and like imitating people, I just. Where has this been all my life?

Well, Pumps, I've always had it. And the situation is some of my other friends were able to experience this talent of mine. When you and I would spend time together, I had to spend quite a bit of time deconstructing Republican and religious mythology. We were oftentimes having conversations where you stood on business at the earth was 6,000 years old. And I would go, darling, that just simply did not fucking happen.

and you would stand on business that Noah lived to be 900-something years old. And then we had to have an ensuing conversation on that. Now, I kid slightly on that. Other facets of our relationship, my dear, have been us colossally fucking up. So many big life choices and helping each other trying to feel better about rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. So I think that could have kept us from my impersonations. But I promise to be more of a unifier moving forward and share with you the success of my husbands. Because, you know, Donald is an unifier first and foremost.

Your Lonia is so good. It's so good. Okay. All right. Pumpers. All right. Let's move along here. Welcome to I've had it.

I'm Jennifer. I'm Angie. I'm Melania. This is a top DEI podcast for sure. Kylie's here. Kylie. Pop in. What are people saying about us on the internet?

We're going to do a rapid fire round really quick. Okay. This first one is five stars titled Ka. I like you both better when you see. smoked. Same. Same. I'll tell you what I miss about cigarettes. Now when I smell them, like I'm walking down the streets in New York and somebody's smoking, I'm like, oh, I'm one of those reform smokers. But the bonding that you have with another individual while smoking a cigarette together is unmatched with non-smoking. Like I can't, when pumps and I were bonding over the aforementioned life expectancy, biblical characters,

when we were bonding over the estimated age of the earth, when we're bonding over our abject failures to pick stable, emotionally evolved men in our lives. The bonding over those horrible decisions was so fucking good with a cigarette. It was better. Well, here's what happened. how good this podcast would be if we were sitting here smoking. Oh my God. Yes. And here's the thing. This is what I miss when I am fondly remembering smoking. What I remember is pack, pack, pack, pack on the cigarette. Yes. Unwrap. The wrapper. Get it out and then fly it up and say, okay, I got to tell you something.

And then it should go. There's something unmatched. Yes. Unmatched. There is just something unmatched about that. And it was, you know, it was kind of like everybody knew that cigarettes caused cancer, but it wasn't quite the pariah that it is now. So it was somewhat guilt-free smoking and everybody kind of did it would all drop our kids off and then just go light sigs. Everybody did it. I'm just, here's what pisses me off. Like, we have to deal with all this fucking Trump shit. We have to deal with what's his face? R. F.K. Jr. doing these ridiculous homo-social workout videos with Kid Rock that are pathetic, disturbing. that none of us will ever be able to unsee, right?

I want scientists to work on a cigarette that is healthy, that is full of not carcinogens, but protein and creatine and all sorts of great things. And if we have the science to have a phone that can make some girl, I want, et cetera, that is healthy, that can make that kind of voice. Surely the scientists can work on something like that. Wouldn't that be great if it was like you get all your daily allowance of vegetables if you smoke five cigarettes? That would be great. But here's the deal.

I don't have high expectations for that because I'm still waiting to silence the dental drill. Dental drill. Like why is that sound still attached to a drill for the dentist? That hate it. I think that's like the momentum of the drill. If you can sort of put a man on the moon, you can silence a dental. in my opinion. All right.

Okay, the next one we've got is one star titled Garbage and Crowley writes, Nobody cares about your opinion. And then I've got one more to throw up just to end it on a high note. Keeping it up, easy aunt, five stars. She says, keep it up ladies. You make this Black Triots day all day. I love it. Love that.

I love the Blacktriot. And I also love nobody cares about your garbage opinion. Except for the writer of the review. who actually cares about our opinions via going to comment on it. That is care. Making a negative comment is care. It is, I appreciate that one-star review.

I appreciate one-star reviewers. Okay, I want to go over some news stories with the class today. Number one is Larry Ellison is a prick. He's a fascist prick. He, of course, owns CBS. He is buying CNN. He funds the IDF. he and his son, his little Nepo baby son, are just five star gold star pricks.

P-R-I-C-K-S-that- are precks, okay? And so these protesters went to his yacht and they popped up the following on it. The Trump propagandists. Protesters slap Trump propagandists on billionaire donor Larry Ellison's mega yacht. And I have to say, let me read what they say, billionaire Republican donor, Larry Ellison, aka the world's biggest prick, just got a scathing message from protesters who pulled a daring stunt involving his megayot. The activist group led by donkeys stuck a giant painted banner reading, the Trump propaganda

is onto the side of the TechMobil's $160 million vessel while it moored in the posh French Riviera. And then they, of course, posted it. kind of stuff right here, I think like what Drusky did with putting a mirror up to white Christian women, not just Erica Kirk, but the white Christian megachurch women that feel like they're just such victims and we've got to protect our white male men that are just fucking racist while they're bootle-abody crying Niagara while they're being racist and then just brawitting these billionaires. I love it. I think this is reputational damage that we need to do. and I support every single bit of this.

No, I love that. That's a great idea. I love the lead by donkeys. I've not heard that. I think that's a cool little moniker. Well, I think the group is called donkeys. Capital D. Capital D for donkey.

All right. And then it's always fun to make pumps laugh. So now I'd like to share a video of Alex Jones. Play the clip. And I said, they're being geared up to be sent over there. Oh, shut up, Jones. You're a fearmonger. The neo-con said, this is an escalating.

It's not even a wall. Or, 80 second, airborne, going to take the straight or most. Oh, Marine Expeditionary Force that I told you they'd send, that they started to send eight, nine days ago, which they did. You said, well, it's not for that. Oh, it's for that. I mean, it's just crazy how I just look at what something is and report it. And then everybody on the left and right, on whatever side they're on,

just disagrees with something if they don't like it. They must be hellish to live like that. Like to think about something and say, well, I'm going to say what I want it to be. That ain't the way of the world works, sweetheart. You want to know what's coming next, I'll tell you. And it ain't good. We don't have long for Trump to pull his dick out of this beehive.

Okay. A couple of things right here. We don't have long for Trump to pull his dick out of this beehive. Pretty good. for him to say when people just say something, a fact, and then people don't agree with it, this is the motherfucker that lied about the Sandy Hook massacre where little kindergartners were shot. And this, the fact that he still has a job, the fact that he still has a studio and the camera angle situation, I think it'd be hilarious to do in our new studio just for fun one time.

He's the only one there. It's like far away and then across. But MAGA is going through quite a few things right now. And the MAGA cultists, the people that follow Erica Kirk online, for example, the people that think Melania Trump is just such a classy first lady and not like the world's most successful prostitute. They are all in lockstep with what Trump does. But the MAGA influencers, there are massive fissures because they know that this guy could drop dead any minute.

They know that his brain is cooked. And so it's interesting seeing the MAGA meltdown with the influencers. And I think the cult is not too far behind. Listener, you know what I've officially had it with? Politicians trying to turn their personal religion into public policy. Like believe whatever you want, that's your business. But when politicians start pushing their religion into our public schools, our laws, and even foreign policy, yeah, I've totally had it. That's why the freedom from religion foundation

exists. They work to keep church and states separate, you know, like the Constitution says. They challenge unconstitutional policies, call out Christian nationalist nonsense, and defend the rights of everyone, including people who don't follow a religion. Basically, they're doing the work to keep government out of the pulpit and the pulpit out of government. If you've also had it with religion creeping into politics, you can support their work. Visit ffrf.us slash fight or text the word fight to 511-511. That's ffrf.us slash fight or text the word fight to 511-511 to 511 to learn more and join. Again, text fight to 511, 511 and help protect a country that belongs to all of us because

honestly, enough is enough. Go to ffrf.us slash fight or text fight to 511-5-11 message and data rates may apply. So we spoke last episode about the beagles in Wisconsin that are being bred and for research. This research constitutes torture for these beagles. And these beagles live in these cages. and the leader of this movement, he is an attorney, he's an animal rights lawyer, and a former faculty member at Northwestern School of Law, and the co-founder of the Simple Heart Initiative, he led a team of 150 peaceful rescuers in removing 30 beagles from a notorious beagle breeding and experimentation facility on March 15th, 2026. It popped up on my Instagram feed, and we discussed it and covered its last podcast. And I'd like to welcome Wayne Scheng, and he is the aforementioned

leader. And here he is. Wayne, welcome to I've had it. Thank you. It's such an honor to be on the podcast. Oh, yes. So, I mean, obviously, if we have ask you what you've had it with. What have you had it with, Wayne? I've had it with people abusing dogs. And this is something I've seen since I was a kid. I had an early experience in China seeing people killing dogs for meat. Growing up in Chicago, you saw dogs chained up in the freezing cold and the police would

never come to help. And one of the biggest abusers of dogs is the vivisection or animal experimentation industry, which subjects tens of thousands of dogs to torture that's honestly just hard to even believe is happening. I was so shocked when I saw that. You know, we focus a lot on politics and the current political climate, both in the United States and the rising, you know, far right fascism globally. And when I noticed that, I thought, you know, we just have so much work to do as a species on so much abuse that happens, both to human beings and to animals. But tell us about the people who own this laboratory.

What's the name of this company? How long have they been operating? How many beagles do they have? The facility is called Bridgling Farms, and it was started by, ironically, four veterinarians in the 1960s, partly because the U.S. government, in particular the U.S. military, was performing a series of experiments on dogs. Initially radiation experiments. They basically subject these poor beagles to lethal doses of radiation to see how their

bodies deteriorated before they died. Basically, because we're afraid of nuclear war. and didn't want to perform experiments on human beings. We did it on dogs instead. And then it's expanded from there to everything from pharmaceutical compounds to household products to things like pathogenic diseases like rabies. And the facility since the 1960s has been implicated in just a huge number of controversies. But just in the last 20 years, there have been accounts ranging from piles of dead dogs

and burning pyres outside of the facility to employees saying that dogs are done. being thrown into freezer bags while they were still alive for disposal. And so the facility for decades has been doing this sort of thing to at least hundreds, possibly thousands of dogs. Okay. So let's get to where we are currently. You assembled a group of heroes and you were organized and you went and you went into the laboratory and you got how many beagles?

So we took 30 beagles out. Okay. And then the. The authorities came and arrested how many protesters? So they arrested 27 protesters and most discervenly seized eight beagles from the rescuers and returned in the original forms. And I saw a video where like a female police officer just like grabs the beagle really heartlessly and like just puts it in a in a car and they drive off with this beagle. Can you tell us about like those interactions? because for me, you know, there's moments where people can show their humanity and a shared

sense of humanity. And I think it's pretty universal unless somebody's just a total sociopath, that knowing that for monetary purposes, these beagles are being tortured and abuse, the fact that somebody would return that beagle just really, really bothered me. Yeah. You know, honestly, this relates to something you guys have talked a lot about in this podcast, just how our institutions are getting corrupted by money. And this is true of Republicans for sure, but also Democrats. And Dane County is a Democratic county where the sheriff is a Democrat, his pronouns and his profile. The district attorney is a Democrat. He's a black man who says he wants to defend the vulnerable. But money still talks. And this is an industry that has tens of billions of dollars and is the biggest employer, private employer in the entire county. and they have enormous influence. So at least hundreds, probably thousands of people recall that morning about animal cruelty of original farms because there had been overwhelming evidence, including a recent state inspection,

finding hundreds of additional counts of surgical mutilations that had been unaddressed by the government. And that morning, a number of us walked in, took some of the dogs out. And when the dog were placed in rescue vans and some of the vans even drove off, the police stopped many of the vans. And as you said, there was an officer who literally dragged a crate out of a back of a rescue van in the freezing rain, the crate just very, very kind of, um, a heavy, heavy clang drops onto the ground and she just drags this crate and this pop is covering and scared in the freezing rain, tries to shove the crate into the back of her police

cruiser, realizes it won't fit. And so she just pulls a dog out roughly and throws a dog in the back of the truck. And this is while there are dozens of people around this officer just begging and pleading and asking for her humanity, asking for compassion. We had people who were grandmothers holding flowers and just praying and begging this officer to do something to help the dogs. And again, it's not just about protecting protesters' rights because we can have a discussion about whether protesters did the right thing. This is about enforcing the law because there have been numerous counts of animal cruelty that have been verified by four state agencies. And these dogs are victims of crimes. But the officers, as far as we can tell, did not even bother to investigate the animal cruelty, did not retain.

the evidence and look at the condition of the dogs that determined whether they had been abused, whether they were suffering from psychosis from a lifetime in a cage. Instead, they just returned the dogs right back to Ridgeland Farms, where they're going to suffer more abuse. All right, let's name some names. Let's talk about the Democrats in this county that are behaving in a way there is reminiscent of Epstein, where wealthy people can do what they want to, and there's a different justice system for them. So let's name names, and let's get our listeners here engaged in who they can call. and who they can write to put pressure on the politicians that claim to care about justice, that claim to say, you know, look, we need to get corporate money out of politics.

Wisconsin is, is this near Madison, did you say? Yeah. Particularly blue area. Let's name some names. Let's talk about how we can get our community involved in something that we can actually see a difference on. Listener, there's so many things happening. in this country that we don't have power or control over, but local politics works. When you put pressure locally on people, you can see change.

And what we're talking about right here are beagles, little beagles that are being bred and tortured. And that research is nothing short of torture. And all of us know, like, we don't deserve dogs. Our species does not deserve dogs. So this is the very least that we can do. to help Wayne and help all of his community. So let's name some names and then all have our producers get phone numbers and emails

so that we can start a huge movement to apply pressure to get this torture chamber, Ridgelin Farms, that tortures Beagles for profit. We must not stop until this place is closed down. Yeah, so the primary kind of person responsible for failing to protect the dogs and enforce the law is a district attorney in Dane County, a Democrat, again, named Ismael is on. We don't have a problem picking on Democrats here either. Yeah. Yeah, I know.

I saw your interview of Cory Bookers. I remember that. It was great. I loved it. It was amazing. Yeah. And I'm a Democrat myself. You know, I think that we have to stand up against a lot of the horrible things that

the Trump administration is doing. But there are Democrats who are supporting a lot of those horrible things, too. You know, instead of talking about the abusive animals are talking about, oh, they're very, very powerful factory farming interests. we should probably be talking to. And have we checked with the University of Wisconsin and the billions of dollars they're bringing into Dane County

as a result of the animal experiments they're performing? It's never about just protecting the vulnerable. And Ozan is someone who has made his entire career around defending the vulnerable as a black man, saying they're marginalized communities we have to fight for. Black Lives Matter was one of the things that kind of erupted him into political prominence in Wisconsin. And for whatever reason,

he just has no regard for the fact that animals can be vulnerable parties too. And Ozone just hasn't been willing to reckon with that fact and realize that the handful of pharmaceutical industry lobbyists who were telling him don't prosecute Ridgeland Farms don't match the millions and millions of Americans who want dogs to be protected from torture and death. So he's probably the biggest culprit.

We'll put that in our show notes below. Tell us when the next rescue mission is at Ridgeland Farms. Yeah, so on March 15th, we walked into 150 people, 27 us were arrested. On April 19th, we're planning to bring at least 10 times as many people, 1500 people, because partly it was the result of people like the folks on your podcast who, you know, we saw one of the reasons on the podcast is that we had a lot of listeners to your show who are in our movement, protecting animals. And a lot of people just raised awareness about this situation.

And now we've gone from 150 people to the, now over, I think, 1500, around 1,500 people signed up to just go in and rescue the dogs. And this is not a criminal unlawful act. This is a situation similar to a dog in a hot car. When an animal is suffering and you even engage in some minor property destruction in a peaceful and nonviolent way, you're just entitled to rescue the animal from suffering and abuse. And we have incredible legal firepower behind this. You know, literally the woman and law professor who writes the case book on animal

on Carson Stilt at Harvard Law School has defended our actions. You've had people like Larry Tribe, the constitutional law scholar at Harvard Law School, running amicus briefs on our behalf, saying that animals are not things. They're living beings who deserve protection and when people intervene to protect them, they have the right to rescue them. So in many ways, this is not just a physical struggle for the lives of these dogs. It's a legal struggle for whether animals should be protected under the law. And I expect we're going to prevail.

I hope you. Wayne, yeah, Wayne, thank you so much. Your story and your bravery and, And the sense of community that I saw through the Instagram post that caused me to speak about it. And then you saw me speak about it. And then we connected to Instagram. That's one of the cool things about smartphones. You know, I get so like, oh, smartphones.

But this is where the goodness is in these phones and in social media where we can actually help these dogs. Right now, as we're all sitting here, wherever we're sitting, enjoying our lives, beagles are getting tortured. in cages for profit. And that is just unacceptable. And there's so many things that we can tackle. And we have to walk and chew gum as Americans right now. But I think that this is something that can have bipartisan support, saving beagles. And so I want to thank you, Wayne. And I'm going to list in our show notes the people that our listeners can call and email because I believe Democratic politicians are more, listen more to the electorate. And so, and I believe in peer pressure, and I also believe in public shaming.

And so keep it up. I've seen it, Jen. And it's beautiful. Because if you're in a position of power, you should be doing the right thing. You shouldn't just be acting on behalf of powerful interests. You should be listening to the people and you should be protecting the vulnerable. If you're not, why are you in power? Yeah, and we have to protect these beagles, listener.

Wayne, thank you so much. We will have you back on with an update after the, what was it, April 18th? April 19th. 19th. Oh, that's the, I should know that because that's the Oklahoma City bombing anniversary. We're from Oklahoma City. All right, Wayne, thank you so much. Keep posting about the rescued beagles and updates.

People, we need to know that these beagles are okay, the ones that you have. And I wish you the best of like getting the rest of them out. Thank you so much. And just appreciate so much what you all do to speak truth to power and encourage everyone to go to save the dogs that I owe and sign up for the rescue mission because it's coming up soon and we need to help. I love it. Patriots, go do it. All right. Thanks, Wayne. Okay. I want to thank Wayne for coming on. And I want listeners, Patriots, Gay Triots, Patriots, Black, Trots, Brown Triots. We're going to put in the show notes. And I mean, I want you to light up these politicians, this DA and the prosecutor, like

intercontinental ballistic missiles. I want emails, phone calls, snail mail protests outside for those of you that are close to his office because this is something like that we could actually see a happy ending to if we focus. And this guy Wayne and all of these people are putting the brave forward face on this. And so I think that we can help enhance their literal life-saving measures for these beagles. All right. Now I want to move on to a video that I'm I want to play for pumps. Democratic strategist James Carvel on Trump derangement syndrome. Play the clip.

Look, you fat fuck Trump. If you listen to this, you listen good because what I'm getting ready to say is what a lot of people in this country speak for, who I speak for. And I speak for a lot of fucking people. You hear me, you fat asshole. This is what we believe. You're right. I got Trump derangement syndrome. I hate the motherfucker.

And you know what? I don't want to get rid of it. I don't want to get better. I want to get worse. I want to hate even more. I pray to God in heaven. God reign, the righteous reign of Trump derangement syndrome on me. Pray for me, Lord.

I'm your best on this earth. Pray for the people that listen to this. We want more. We want to hate the son of a bitch so much that we can't see straight. I tell you, that is a level of hate. that is like aspirational. Yeah. That is goals.

Like I want to hate him more. Like just you want to say I have Trump derangement syndrome. You bring it, motherfucker. I want to be worse. We're not close. Yeah, I love that.

I thought, had you seen that yet? No. And I watch a lot of his stuff just because he's funny. Yeah. When he, I was endeared when he said fat ass. I love a good.

I know. I know you love a good fat ass. People in the comment section get mad at you for saying that. at. People in the comment section, I say it about everybody. Jennifer can be a fat ass. Kylie can be a fat ass. Anybody? She's called me a fat ass forever. Forever. And she's like a size zero. Like, it's just like you're a dip shit. It's a fat ass. I call myself a fat ass. I told you, we started this episode talking about Karenism and how difficult it is to let go of it. It's just difficult. And I'm getting worse. Bring it on Karenism. Bring it on, Motherfacker. I want to be worse.

We're all going to be sitting here and there's going to come across social media that I'm in handcuffs leaving the mall because I've attacked somebody that won't get out of their parking place. I mean, we're just, we're headed that way. I can feel it. All right. Let's listen to a caller. Kylie, please play a caller. Okay. Up first, we've got an interesting one from a listener named Jen.

Hi, Jen and Poms. This is Jen from Lake Tahoe. I love you guys. And I just want you to know a year ago you got me off suicide watch. And I've been listening to you ever since. The first thing I do in the morning is I put on IHIPP news. And so I wanted to let you guys know. I don't know if you know this interesting thing.

The word MAGA, and this is totally Googlable. The word MAGA, MAGA, in other languages all around the world, mean similarly awful things. and I feel like it is the universe telling us that Trump and his movement is the Antichrist. Okay. So here it goes. In Nigerian, which is pigeon, maga means fool, gullible person. In Japanese, it means calamity, misfortune, evil, disaster.

In Latin, it means witch. In South African, it means lies. In Sudanese, it means dragon. And in the Church of Satan, it is the fifth degree, which is the highest degree you can achieve in the hierarchy, meaning it's like the top priestess is called the MAGA. And I just thought that was really interesting. And I wanted you guys to know. Love you guys. It's a great research.

Really appreciate that level of what the fuck is this supposed to mean? What does it mean in other languages? I appreciate that. No, I love that. And you know, I just the more, I always just thought Trump and his regime was so fucking incompetent. But they're much more evil. And like, it wouldn't surprise me if like some of the machinations behind the scenes were how can we fuck them over by saying it's making America great again? Really, when it's the top level of Satan priesthood. And we're going to go in with the super Christians. Like, I don't know. A huge prediction. I have a huge prediction. And you know, my predictions often times be true. They always come true and I hate it. Okay. Okay. Here's the prediction. When Donald Trump dies.

Okay. It'll probably be of natural causes because we've all seen the kinkles, the bruising, the dementia, all of the ailments. I mean, he has like chlamydia or something on his neck, right? Crabbs or scabies or something, right? So when he dies, which he's 80. I mean, it's imminent, right? It's not even that.

even sad to talk about, you know, it's just part of life. There will be like next level conspiracy theories. Oh, for sure. And I think the conspiracy theories surrounding his death might be what tears MAGA apart. I think that there will be a group in the MAGA movement who want to blame who like, maybe they want Marco Rubio to be president. So they're going to blame J.D. Vance for doing it and vice versa. And it is going to be the most popcorn worthy, extra butter.

Extra butter. Even peanut M&M. Do you ever take an M&M and put it in the popcorn? I've been there with you when you did it. Here's, okay, listener. Good. Like hack from mama. Life hack from mother.

Another hack. When you go to the movie theater, get the popcorn, obviously. Yolo, all right? And get some butter on it because people who don't put butter on their popcorn, are stage five psychopass is proven scientifically. Then get like either milk duds, peanut M&Ms, or some sort of chocolate and pour the candy in the buttered popcorn, stir it up. And then just, you know, you're in the movie, you're eating.

And then like every other bite, it's like sweet sour, sweet sour. And then that like I do the peanut M&Ms because it has like butter on the shell. And that sweet sour thing, I haven't been. of the movie in I don't know months, but I think that's what I might do this week. I might go to a movie by myself and just get a big old piggy girl bucket of popcorn, butter that butter the shit out of that tub. It's a peanut M&M's. No, it's so good. And I've seen a lot of good movies lately. I have. And really, what have you said? I saw Project Tell Mary. Never heard of it. Ryan Gosling. He's hot. You know, I met. I know. And that's what I told my girlfriends I was at the

movie with, I was like, he is like Josh's height. No, he's very attractive. Very, very, very attractive. And he's tall. George Clooney, like, aging has made him better. It's really good. You would like it. And he's just, he's so cute, I think.

But yeah, I love, here's what I do at the movie. And this is psychotic. I get my popcorn. And then I get a courtesy cap. And then I take the better. and I put it in the courtesy cap so I can, like, it's not just buttered in the middle and the top. I can go all the way through. That's a fat-ass popcorn.

There's something about that that made me feel like my arteries clogged. Yeah. When you said that, that you have a side of that process liquid butter. Yeah, it's gross. It's fucking gross. I do like butter popcorn, but the thought of it being in a cup, all concentrated there, is a reality that I don't want to face that actually is in the popcorn. I don't know.

I did it. That's too much of the reality slapped in the face. Get on you. You butter throughout the theater. Yeah, I don't just do the top in the middle. I go all in. You need an inch or two and then you do a rebutter. And then you do another rebutter.

Yeah. Yeah. I have a little side of salt. Are you still on the OZemPEC? Like maintenance. Like I was doing it like once every two weeks. Then it went to three weeks. Then it was like.

six weeks had to pull it back. Did you, what happened? Did you get angry? Well, I just noticed like was you gained weight. No, I didn't get to the point where I was gaining weight, but it was like, I would sit, I would be sitting there and be like, I think I might want to go get a dip queen, a dip cone from dairy queen. It's like seven o'clock at night. Like who's going like getting out of their pajamas and going. Do you go to dairy queen often? Just when I want a dip count. That's the only thing I've ever gotten there, and I really like it. But so when I started thinking, like when I started legitimately considering getting out of my pajamas, getting in my car and going to Dairy Queen at 7.730 on a weeknight, I thought, you know what? It's the mind thing. And you know, this is not

clinically proven yet, but research is showing that addiction issues, you know, food addiction, OZMPIC, but it helps with like drug and alcohol addiction too. Yeah, I mean, I think these things, you know, some people get mad that somebody's on Ozempic or Mongero. And I think that's just ridiculous because no matter what people try to do to lose weight, number one, it's none of your business. But just like for you, I saw like you could not do it. Like you went to your bar class and then you got on the Mongero and then you started losing weight. And I saw this like, you used to never care about how you looked. You never cared about clothes. You never cared about any of that shit. You would show up almost in a

fuck you kind of way in your robe. And now, like, because you have taken the care and time into yourself, you're very into your clothes and your appearance. And I think it's darling. That you're happy about yourself, that you're happy to present yourself. And I just think weight is such a problem in the United States of America, particularly. I think Oklahoma is one of the fat estates there is. It's like obesity is out the wazoo. And it's a real health risk. And I know people feel bad about themselves, you know? It's so bad about yourself like you can't lose weight. Yeah. And if it helps people feel better, then I'm all for that. And it's, I mean, you look great. And I think it's, I think it's incredible. That's interesting about the six weeks. You started having,

should we call it, I'll probably just get ripped in the comment section for saying this, but whatever. You start having fat thoughts? Fat ideations. For sure. So then you get the shot. You just don't even think about it. Not Dairy Queen anymore. No. Although I did think about Dairy Queen Sunday, but it was hot, but I didn't do it. Tell the listener, the only time, I'll let Pumps sell this. When I was pregnant with Roman, my second child, Pumps enjoyed our friendship more than any other time she ever has. Tell them why. Okay, number one, she would, it would be like, she never, okay, first of all, I just want to say this. And I don't know if I've reminded anybody in a while.

She had her, right after she had Roman, she sucked that back up like you would not believe. She hands me her jeans from pregnancy and says, you can have these now. They'll fit you. And I was dead. I mean, I wasn't like a size four. like a six-eight and i was just like so kentie did you want them too didn't you they were great jeans they were great jeans but i was just like go fuck yourself but anyway she would like Jennifer has great picks in restaurants she's not a foodie she's not gonna like but she would be like oh my god

let's go there was this place on this way across town italian it was so good she'd be all in for it and i was all in for it too naturally i just remember when i was pregnant i'd be i would texts her in the morning and I'd be like, hey, do you want to go eat breakfast here? And then, and then I would later on and be like, hey, let's go for a lunch here. And she goes, you're so much more fun when you're pregnant because you actually fucking enjoy eating. Right. And you have good food taste. I will, for somebody that doesn't care one way or the other, like you pick great restaurants, good dishes at restaurants. Thank you, but yeah. It was super fun when you were pregnant. Yeah, it was fun for tell I got those jeans. And then that wasn't

fun. Yeah. All right. I think that we've done everything that we can do here. We've saved Beagles. We have exposed Alex Jones. What was that? Pull your dick out of the beehine. That's my favorite. We have browbeat on Larry Ellison. We have listened to a caller. Pumps is still a Karen. Getting worse. A violent Karen. Becoming violent. Yeah. But I think this is all we can do. And so I just want say for everybody, this is our podcast on Tuesdays and Thursdays. And then if you need political hits, IHIP News is our other podcast that comes out way too much with small little bite size, bite size pieces of news every single day. All right. That's all we have. We'll see you Tuesday and Thursday. Listen up, Patriots, Gaytriots and Natriots. We have a new podcast that has dropped.

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