I've Had It - Size Queens Against Fascism

Episode Date: June 4, 2026

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So are we supposed to start the podcast? Ready, one, two, three. Patriots, gay, triots, they treatets, black triots, brown triots, and any other triots that we're missing out. Just know that we're here for you. We love you. And every single triple Trumper, we've obviously spoken about the administration. I just want to go at everyday Trumpers, just the everyday Americans that vote for Trump and still have been, defend him can do what pumps pumps what have you had it with okay what i've had it with and i mean

i was so incensed there was smoke coming out of my ears what i've had it with is when people bring their toddler to a primarily adult event and expect other people in the stadium to babysit their child while they're drinking and having a ball their kid is running around and everybody else in the section is responsible for this child because the parents. Okay, so what happened? Game seven of the Thunder game. Western Conference Finals. Western Conference Finals, big game.

These people sit down within the first quarter, this little girl spilled three drinks. And I just want to say this little girl is adorable. So we had to bring everybody down to clean it up three times, which means you can't see. But that's fine. It's fine to bring. How old? What age are we talking about here? Two, she had a taxi.

So two age. Pacifier at game seven, okay? Okay. Then she started getting antsy. They load her up with cotton candy. And then they just set her loose and she's walking up and down the stairs. She's hanging on the like the things that you hold, like the rail that you hold. You know the little flashers they have attached to the hole?

Yeah. She's licking it. Perfect. The girl in front of me, she must have played peekaboo with her for two-quarter. Enabler. Enabler. The NBA people, they were from the NBA because they had on their NBA gear, they walked down, they pulled the usher up. And they said, this, we can't have this.

This is unacceptable. This is unacceptable. Before they had even touched the court, the kid was back out there doing it. It got so bad at one point. somebody from like eight rows up who I guess knows the family came and got the little girl and then she screamed and bawled the entire fourth quarter and here's the deal this little girl could have burst into flames and the only people in the stadium that wouldn't have noticed would have been the row of her family and I just thought how fucking entitled are you

that you bring your child to an event you ignore the child the entire time so that everybody else can babysit it. I have had it. I had had it with that whole thing. Other adults do not want to babysit your child at an adult event, where there be a moving, a sporting event, a restaurant. Unless you bring a babysitter, do not bring your child, get a babysitter at home. It was the most egregious lack of parental.

supervision that I've ever seen in my entire life. Well, I was at that game as well. And you were sitting across the court for me. I did not see the toddler terrorist in what you're speaking about. But it would infuriate me. I myself was screaming and bawling through the fourth quarter. But obviously there's a larger issue here. And it is this, there's this new trend with young moms and dads,

they want to take their kid to everything. Yeah. And there's certain things your kids shouldn't go to, like game seven of the NBA Western Conference finals. If your child has a pacifier and wears a diaper, it's utterly insane. And the way these parents, and I've seen this happen, they think their kid is so cute. So special. Everybody does.

Everybody does. They project that onto everybody else, which makes me hate a toddler. Yeah. Which is not a good position for the parents. parents to put people in. And I hold the parents accountable. I think her days of terrorizing are only going to get worse with parents that are not raining this in. And if you can afford, you were in the lower bowl, you had great seats pumps. So if they're sitting by you, these were pricey tickets. If you can afford to go to game seven of the NBA Western Conference finals

and watch Wimby, an extraterrestrial, kick the thunder's ass, you can afford a fucking babysitter, not to mention the time. This game starts at night. These kids need to be in bed. I completely agree with you on this. I've had it with toddlers, but I've more so had it with parents. Agree.

That enable toddlers. And then whoever the sports fan was at the game that was playing peek-a-boo with the kid, it lulled the parents into this false sense of security that the child was entertaining. And everybody thought the child was cute. And I think that we, as a unit, are, you know, the eye hipsters here, we need to let parents know, and I don't care how fucking cute that kid is.

We have to resist in adult restaurants, adult sporting events. We have to resist enabling. We have to literally look at the child as though it has Ebola. Well, let me tell me. She came over to do you peek-a-be with me, and I looked at her and looked at her mother, and I go, no. What did her mother do? She didn't fucking care because the girl in front of me was. babysitting her.

Were they sitting in front of you or behind you? They were across the aisle for me down one row. Wow. Yeah. I mean, that's, I've, I've had it with that by proxy. I don't like this child, but more than anything, I don't like those parents. I just think it's bullshit. It's bullshit.

When people have to pay that much money to go to these basketball games and you bring a fucking toddler, it's not Chuckie cheese, it's not the playground, it's not a ball pit, you can't do that shit. No, if we were at the zoo, I would expect it. I'd probably play fucking peek-a-boo, but we're not at the zoo. Let's not get carried away, pimes. True. Fair. Let's not, you know, let's not get carried away.

I could not get over it. Probably part of my ire was that the thunder was losing. But by the time the game was over, I was just, my head was spinning. This happened to me recently at a recent basketball game. There was a kids sitting in front of us grandstanding. had no business being there, turning around, making eye contact with everybody, unsolicited eye contact. And that's the thing. These kids like laser lock on the people that they know.

And kids always laser lock on me. And a mother on an airplane, I play peekaboo. I do everything because I've been that young mother before. But I've never been the young mother that took a snotty nose toddler terrorist to an NBA basketball game. I would never fucking do that. never never and I will just pull people at home surprise of all surprises Jennifer Welch is the baby whisper I mean legit baby whisper the kids like me they do like me you can't you don't get to pick who loves you and the kids love me they do you're just love they really do the kids see

something in me that pumps doesn't let me let's move on from these terrorists I've had it with men getting rid of all their body hair. And let me give you an example. I was recently with my husband for game seven. And he likes to parade around the house with his low body fat, topless. And he shaved his fucking armpits. Really? I just think it's a bridge too far.

I mean, he's a gen Xer. He's heterosexual. There's just certain areas that men just need to have hair, in my opinion. And I just, I think you got to have your armpit here. He claims that there was some deodorant debris with the hair. Like, deodorant debris caught in the hair, so he just eliminated the arm hair. But what's so hilarious about it is we're sitting at the kitchen island eating. And Roman, my youngest son is the one that noticed.

And he's like, Dad, did you shave your armpits? Which was perfect, right? It's just getting trolled by your young. So anyway, I just think the hair removal has gone a little bit overboard. We are, we have hair. It's just a part of it. I just, I think that everybody's going a little bit too hardcore on the hair removal, particularly men.

That's funny you say that because I was just watching a new show last night with my kids. And I noticed the guy had no armpit hair. And I just couldn't quite figure out. And the guy was, I mean, maybe older than us. He's an actor. Don't, don't. Do you have a frog in your pocket when you say older than us? Well, I mean, like, I think in the 60s, not 50s.

Right. I just want to make sure that listener, any new listener we have knows that I'm significantly. And I am solidly. Significantly younger than Angie. I didn't know how I felt about it. It kind of gave me the. That's kind of how I felt when I saw it. I just thought, how, what are we doing here?

What are we doing? What are we doing? Why are we shaving off all our hair? Like, what's going on there? And I just find Josh's reasoning somewhat suspect. Like, get in the shower, wash your armpit hair. Here's the deal. It's not believable because we know that with Josh, there are two speeds.

Accelerator smashed to the floorboard of the car or screeching on the brakes. Those are the only two speeds this man has. And it all started that afternoon at Best Buy when he got the manscaping consultation at Best Buy to Manscape. And now he's catching up for lost time because he was like, how am I the most vain person in the world that takes care of every little aspect of my body, just now discovering manscaping? So now we're going overboard per yuge. And we're shaving the armpit hair.

And Josh doesn't listen to the podcast, but something miraculous is happening. So a lot of people in Oklahoma City listen to the podcast. So when Josh is at the courthouse or at a restaurant or the gym, people go up to him with updates about me talking behind his back on the podcast. So to my friends out there that listen and run into Josh Welch in Oklahoma City, walk up to him and say, God damn it, Josh, grow your armpit hair back for fuck's sake. Yeah. Because he won't listen to this episode and who can blame him.

But anyway, all right, welcome to I've had it. America's Top DEI podcast. I'm Jennifer. I'm Angie. Kylie is here. Kylie, what kind of reviews do we have for today? I've got some good ones today. The first one is five stars titled, Thank You, Ladies.

And Green Colorado says you two bring me back to being a little gay gossiping with my aunties as a child. It's so refreshing to hear no bullshit common sense intertwined with a deep love and respect for each other. The podcast makes me so happy. keep it up. How nice. Green Colorado, love it, right back at you. Yeah. Perfect. It's good shit. All right. Do we have another one? We do. This one is Pump Up the Gen, five stars from Adrina. And she says, I have a 16-month-old in the midst of kid jail and listen all the time. My husband picked up talking points to bring to his Trump public Trump-Lican coworkers. I wanted a political podcast

that was about that fight, fight, fight. But for real, I want to join these ladies on the patio chairs, put gloves on and smoke a SIG while calling out people in power and holding them accountable. Jennifer has the ability to predict the future and surprisingly not gloat about. I don't know if that's true. I don't know if that's true. I think she's being facetious. I think she's totally being facetious there. I think that's deadpan humor via a review.

I would never get over the fact that I predicted an attempted assassination in response to bad polling. So glad I found my community of consensual ball grabbers and look forward to these ladies leading the charge and smacking these politicians around. when the time comes for government to correct, prosecute, and guardrails to be rebuilt. The rapid-fire questions to politicians, Jen's efficiency at the finest. Jen, Pumps, and Crew, love you all. I'll tell you what, when I saw that ball grabbers, y'all know what I thought about.

Let's say it all together. Matt Schlapp. Matt Schlapp, the conservative Christian and his wife, Mercedes Schlapp, that gets all lickered up and sexually assaults conservative men. We will never quit talking about it, Matt Schlapp. And I just, sometimes I just want you to call me and just say Schlapp the way you say. Matt Schlapp. Schlapp.

Yeah, Matt Schlapp and Mercedes are praying through all of his sexual assault allegations. It's interesting. It's just interesting that he's always grabbing penises for an alleged heterosexual when he gets liquored up. It is interesting. Interesting. Some might say he's in the closet. Yeah, I don't think we can confuse sexual predators with homosexuality. No, no, no. I wasn't saying that, but obviously he doesn't like Mercedes as much as he likes penises.

I think when rubber hits the road, we're not thinking about anything on Mercedes. One million percent. I think we might be thinking about, yeah, men and Mercedes. Yeah, agree. Okay, I have an update regarding the Beagles that. that we have been covering from Ridgeland Farms. Or Rigland, Rigland, Ridgeland. I can't remember how to say it.

Anyway. Okay, so they rescued 1,500 of these beagles and they received national media attention. 650 dogs remain inside the laboratory. And July 1 is now approaching, and advocates believe this may actually be the most critical moment for these beagles yet, Many people understandably assumed that the story ended once the rescue

faced, once the rescue headlines surfaced. But in reality, there is very little public transparency about what will happen to these remaining animals. Advocates and volunteers are increasingly concerned. I'm sorry, listener. I'm really tongue-tied today. If negotiations fail, the 650 Beagles could be quietly transferred to another facility. sold through brokers or resellers, euthanized, or kept at Riggland for future in-house research contracts. So here's what everybody needs to do.

Here is a list of action items. If you're in Wisconsin or if you're just a human being that cares about innocent little beagles, call Governor Tony Evers, the governor of Wisconsin. And his phone number is 608-2-6.7. 6-6-1-2-2 to request an executive order directing the remaining dogs to shelters before July 1st. Again, Governor Tony Evers release an executive order immediately to save these beagles. We're all having to deal with all this abuse of MAGA and all these fucking pedophile protectors. Can you at least, I believe this guy's a Democrat, can't you at least save these beagles?

and not bend over through this corporation that abuses little beagles. Again, Governor Tony Evers' phone number is 608, 266,1-2-1-2. I-Hipsters assemble, flood the phone lines, tell this M-Fer. This is one good thing, bipartisanship that we can have in the United States. We have got to get these 600-something beagles. Listen, or think about how much you love your dog or your cat. These beagles have lived in these little cages. and they fall prey to all forms of abuse and we have to get them released.

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Catching print. Catching print. I nailed it. A trend, okay. A trend where women and gay men try to estimate a man's piece. penis size by reading the outline through his pants. He broke down how he has this down to a science in a viral TikTok with over 8 million views. Pumps get locked in. Here's the TikTok. Oh, yay. Okay. Girl, so here's the guide to catching prank because the girls couldn't see it. So I want you to see it.

We have three types. Type A, type B, type D. Type A is where the peak is. above the actual mid-in seam, right? This is like your four to six inches. And then you have type B, which is right at the middle to the bottom of the end seam, in the middle actual diagram. This will give you six to eight inches. And then the D-type, it's either flat like a Kindle or it's rounding out like a little banana. That's type D.

That's eight inches or more, sweetie. Do you hear me? This is the only that you need. Save this video so you can always come to it. screenshot this so that you can always have this as a quick reference guide. All right. So moving along with this great research here by Ann War White, I mean, this is the type of scientific study that we are laser focused on.

And everybody knows our size queen pumps, who hasn't been laid in at least 5,437 days, is laser focused on all of this. Women, Angie, have declared a winner of the catching print. and let's compare what a liberal man looks like. Here's John Hamm. And if you can see how that is, that's the D. It's below. So we're looking at an eight inch plus situation here.

This is a liberal man, never voted for Trump. And now an alpha, clearly. Now let's compare John Ham's giant monster cock to that of J.D. Vance. pop this up. I can't even it's invisible. This looks like it's above mid here.

I'm thinking that I'm thinking this is a three to four incher is my estimation. Kylie, will you enter that into the permanent record? Next up we have

Lady Graham. Oh boy. This is definitely above mid here. Oh my God. Lady Graham. No. wonder he's a bottom allegedly. I mean, I'm going three inches here. I think this explains a lot.

All the chicken hawk shit talk that he does, now we know. Let's go ahead and take a look at the Queen of America, Donald Trump. Ooh. Do we have a crotch? Oh, wow. Yeah, Stormy Daniels was right about that. Let's take a gander at Ted Cruz's crotch. Oh. Yeah, this is, these are very, these are micro penises for sure. I think that all of their cocks lined up in a row would be as large as John Ham's penis, in my opinion. And finally, let's check out Moses Mike Grindr. There's a little grinder. Oh, yeah, that's way above mid.

Way above mid. Now that I saw that, I can't end see it. I'm going to, every man I look at, it's going to be right there. All right. So as you can imagine, pumps, the men are not coping well with a newfound public focus on their size. And the New York Magazine just published a deep dive into the panic. Pop this up. The big little penis panic in the age of looks maxing Trump and catching print, which we all just learned together as a class, what catching print is, men have seized on an enduring. anxiety with new energy. And let's do a, here we go. Here's the part of the article. I live in fear of someone saying I have a small penis, says John, a 30-year-old aspiring actor. There have been so many cultural signals in my life that say there's something special about having a big penis. That's long been the case for men, but it's true. We've never been more comfortable talking about

size. People are disconnecting from reality, whether it's from looks maxing, social media, dating apps, or porn, says Evan Goldstein, a Manhattan surgeon. TikTok is filled with young men talking about porn addiction, masturbation, addiction, and Viagra use, which has never been more in demand, especially among younger generations. In a survey on penis size conducted in February, 67% of respondents admitted to lying about their size. Notably, Gen Z reported the lowest confidence in their penises. Men don't know their normal, says Dr. David Schaefer, a Midtown Plastic Surgeon, who specializes in penis augmentation. I have to reassure a lot of guys, he says. They come in and their average or above average, but they think. that they're smaller. In the past few years, Schaefer says he has filled 5,000 men who often keep

their work private. The inquiries come in at 2 in the morning. I imagine they're in bed wondering, how can I increase my manhood? According to Chris Bustamante, who runs a girth enhancement clinic, the majority of his patients are average size. The men he sees, he says, are rarely seeking to enhance their performance in the bedroom. Rather, they're simply looking to look bigger. The finance bros in the locker room, the gay guys in their speedos on Fire Island. Both want to look as packed as John Hamm while walking down the street in their sweatpants. It's something you can't talk about, says Stephen Snyder, a sex therapist and relationship

therapist, it's like a low IQ. It just happens sometimes. In his patients with small penises, he says he's observed Napoleon complexes and what he calls compensatory masculinity. Generally, they're miserable. You can be the best orange in the world, he says, somewhat blithely. But if they want a banana, it's not going to work. So, several things to unpack here. First and foremost is, I love this for me. Our whole lives. How big are your boobs?

Do you have cellulite? Do you have a gut? Do you have a thigh gap? Is your, you know, ass high and tight enough? Is your vagina tight enough? It's constant. It's a constant onslaught. Furthermore, Gen Z is the first generation that has

had unmitigated access to porn. Yeah. And all of the porn addicts, it's my understanding, maybe pumps can help fill in here, are pretty well endowed. So I can imagine they feel rather insufficient if they're watching porn all the time, you know, with all these monster cocks going crazy on their phone. Yeah, porn actors, you mean? Porn actors have big dicks.

Yeah. Of course. Yeah. Okay. Here's the thing. I have been saying the compensator, they're overcompensating. I have been saying that for so many decades now. Monster truck, big tires on a track, a sports car, like a bright orange.

T-shirt with an eagle and a grenade. Right. And so now everybody's learning that not the sex therapist finally just said it out loud. We've got a cult of men with small penises and they're. They love Trump because they think he has a big penis. The Stormy Daniels said, it's a nebben. So I love this that we're finally talking about this. The science has caught up with my theory.

I mean, my son and I were driving by. There was a bright orange Lamborghini on Sunday. We were driving by, go, what does that car tell you about that guy? And he goes, I know, Mom, a small penis. And I was like, I'm just glad you know. I'm just glad you know. I'm glad you can spot it from the road. So, yeah, this has obviously been happening for decades.

And I'm so glad it's now in print. We have scientific people saying it's true. So one woman interviewed for the article says talking about men's bodies feels like women's reparations. Yep. And asks of men, what did you expect when you created this hellscape? And I would even take it further and say, what did you expect when you voted for Trump? And you have, as Angie mentioned, all of them.

of these big trucks with big giant flags in them with truck trucks, truck nuts hanging off of them. And everybody has to wear their big boy t-shirts where you have the American flag with the black line through it or the American flag with the blue line through it. You can't just live. No, I support Law & Order. You have to put it all over your clothes and you have to have the eagle and all the shit in your bio. Your bio is the Trump, Trump, Trump thing. And also when you vote for a man that gave a microphone a blowjob on the campaign trail and wears a full face of makeup every day. And you think he's so alpha and you watch Fox News and you think Jesse Waters and Greg Gutfeld are alpha. The only conclusion the rest of us normal people can draw is that you all have

micropenuses. Stephen Miller being the ringleader of the micropine brigade. I mean, when I think of when I think of micropeens, I think of Stephen Miller. Like you said, like, Greg Gettfeld. He needs a bra. He's constantly talking about how ugly women are, how women need to do this. Donald Trump constantly calling people ugly and fat. I'm like, I don't get it. Do these people not have mirrors at their houses? That's my first thought. Like, does Donald Trump not have a mirror? He is clearly obese. And all he talks about is fat people. I'm like, are you kidding me? This is what psychiatrists call delusions of grandeur. Yeah, that's the truth. All right. And we're response to this, some men are taking matters into their own hands. Pop this up. Ball maxing. The risky new trend where men are inflating their balls. Men are injecting saline into their testicles to make them look bigger, inflating their scrotums from normal size to as large as grape fruits. The effect lasts 24 to 42 hours before the fluid is reabsorbed by the body. Doctors warn it's quite dangerous, potentially causing infection and long-term damage to the male genitalia.

Wow. Wow, wow, wow. You know, they've been giving injections in the vagina for years. Really? What kind of injections? Like G-spot injections where like fills up your G-spot so you can have a better orgasm. Because like 10 years ago, my girlfriend goes, oh, so-and-so for Valentine's Day, they got me a, the G-spot thing where you have to get up on all fours and they put a syringe in your clitoris

to make it bigger so that you have more accessible orgasms. And I was just like, that is not a fucking gift for a game. That is a gift for him because that is absolutely the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard being given to Valentine's Day. Of course, they broke up like six months after. But the whole point is, I'm glad they're getting their penises filled up. I'm glad they're doing all this shit because we've been doing all this shit forever. And I just want to say this too.

I want more information on how we're maxing girth enhancements, but that's a podcast for a different day. I know we had that jerking or whatever lifting the penis, but I would just be fascinated to know what those are. I want to circle back to your friend that had her clitoris injected up on all fours. Yeah, doggy style. Like they go in from behind. So she was at the gynecologist's office on all fours or her boyfriend did this for her? and she, her white doggy style. It's like filler.

It was her Botox lady. She had her clitoris injected with facial filler. I don't know what kind of filler, but it was the Botox lady I know. I remember the story very well. I don't know if it was, I think it was filler. Was this person in your Bible study? Was she a Christian lady? No, she's been my friend for 40 years.

Long time college friend. Okay. And she had her clitoris injected. Mm-hmm, because that's what her boyfriend got her for Valentine's Day. Kylie, can you, are you, do we know anything about this? Okay, a G-spot injection is a cosmetic gynecology procedure that involves injecting hyluronic acid or platelet-rich plasma into the anterior vaginal wall. It aims to enlarge and amplify the G-Spotepard spot, the G-spot, to potentially enhance

sexual sensitivity and intensify orgasms. At a glance, what is it? Injection of temporary dermal fillers like collagen or hyalonic acid or autologous fat in the G spot. I never heard about any of this, nor did I know Grafenberg was for G. Why? Until today. We learned. I just thought this whole time it was G spot.

I didn't know it was somebody's last name. It was named after. And was this effective for her? Yeah, I think she said it did work. She did. She quite enjoyed it? So this was a boyfriend that bought it for or husband? Yeah, boyfriend.

It was her first post-divorce boyfriend that bought it for her. But I mean, I don't think it lasted about this. Was she excited? Was she insulted? Like I would, is this, when somebody gives you a gift like that, is that kind of like You're a bad way? Right. Like you're not coming hard enough.

Is that what that means? That's how I took it. I don't know that she took it that way. The next question I have is why do you think this shot has to be administered with the patient in doggy style and not just like normally with your feet in the stirrups? These are just technical questions I need answers to. I don't know. I don't think your Botox lady normally has stirrups. I've never noticed them.

But I mean, I've never gone for this kind of shot. It just seems like doggy style versus spread eagle. It seems like spread eagle on the back would be more conducive to accessing the, what was it called, the Gophenberg spot? Accessing the G-spot? Yeah. It seems like doggy style might not be as conducive as a spread eagle. That's just might take. And did the filler wear out or is she still continuing to have these incredible orgasms that her ex-boyfriend got for her?

This was like this was years and years and years ago. probably 10 years ago. So I don't think she, she never re-upped it. So it must not have been that great. I mean, if it was really like, oh my gosh, life changing difference in sex. All right, listener, have you noticed online that everybody is talking about lymphatic drainage? Here's the thing. A lot of the remedies for this are super expensive like a lymphatic draining massage.

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Please support our show and let them know that we sent you. What would you say if you're dating somebody pumps? And for Valentine's Day, you opened up and it's a gift card. And it says you have to go get on all fours and get hyluronic acid crammed up your clitoris. what do you of your twat what do you what would you say to that man i would say fuck off no i would immediately break up because i'm like if you are sending me this signal then we just probably shouldn't be together because it's just absolutely more than i can take to doll up and have sex with you and now you want a g-spot filler like i'm out

how would you feel if you were if on i came and bought you such a gift how would the lesbians feel about such a thing. I would be pissed. Yeah, me too. I think it's really insulting. Imagine what she should have done is then went and got him a penis pump or like something to put on top of it to make it larger. A girth enhancement. A girth enhancement.

That's what I think. I would be like, thank you, but no thanks. I'm going to take you to get a penile implant. Because that's the problem. This is a you problem. Her G-spot. Maybe your dick is so little that it can't hit the G-spot. And therein lies

the problem. Do they have dick extenders too? Yeah. I think I can know that. Yeah. We know a lot. We know a lot more than I thought we would from this podcast. We really do. I didn't know about this. People getting their G-spot injected with fillers. No. Yeah. Always ahead of the science, girls. You are. Yeah. Wow. I do remember very recently somebody talking about an O-shot, but it was a casual conversation. What do you mean an O-shot? That was. mentioned in here, there's a G shot and an O shot. The O shot is an orgasm shot. Okay. Go on.

It's taken from your own, they take plasma from your own blood, injected in the clitoris and in the vagina and in the area of the Grafenberg spot. So all the erotic zones, and it is repeated annually. Not that you're about to say anally. Do you think we have anal shots? I don't know. We do. Let's see.

What are gay men doing? He said, yeah. Perfect. Oh, my God. Fillers aren't just for your face anymore. There's anal Botox, often referred to as whole talks or buttox. Bed talks. Buttox?

Bud talks. It relaxes. Is this what you're talking about? It relaxes both the internal and external anal sphinxernal. our muscles. So it reduces tightness. Would you want that though really? I mean, because what if you yeah. I mean, if that's like I mean if that's like I mean if that would be my question. That would be my question. You're worried about diarrhea? Yeah, like unrelated to sex. I would just worry that if I got it too relaxed it would be worse. Your pants again. Yeah. Be worse than it already is.

How many times do you think you shit your pants in public? In public public. like in my garage driving home, one million. Public, public. I thought you'd have to think about it. Mine is once or twice. How many times you do shit in your car in a cup? Well, in a cup only once, but how many times if I, like, almost been to the house and shit in my car?

50 to 70 to 100, 150. Really? It's like I pull into my neighborhood and I see. Let me ask you. this. If somebody could, if I could get you a gift injection. Yeah. That would prevent that. Would you take that as an insult? No. To keep me from shitting? Yeah, would you be all in on that? I would be so grateful. Yeah. I would be very grateful to not have to worry about shitting in my car. I'm just really concerned about this man that gave a woman he was dating without ever. Did she say he was just great laid?

Did we have more details about this guy? Did he have a large penis? Was he good in the sack or was he trying to skirt the system? He charged up a bunch of money on her credit card. Of course he did. Of course he did. He stole money from her? Uh-huh.

Yeah. That's who he was. So that about tracks. Wow. Yeah, that surprises me. See, I think that whole thing is him skirting the system. Yeah. He doesn't know how to have sex.

to do it. And so he read online, like how to give a woman an orgasm easy. And then he falls in the trap of that shot. And then he's trying to skirt the system as he tried to skirt the system when he charged up her credit card. Yeah. And I do know she was not insulted when she got the gift. I'm just putting that out there. She was not. And she enjoyed it afterwards for a while, I guess. Yeah, that's interesting. All right. I think we have time to take a voice memo, Kylie. Okay. At first, we've got Derek.

Hello, Jessica, Beaver, Lesie, and straight guy. Gaytry at Derek here reporting in from an HR perspective on people pissing all over bathrooms. I was just listening to that. And I've had it of all the signs and bathrooms of people pissing and shitting all over the place apparently. I've been working in HR for over a decade at this point. Thankfully, I don't have to deal with this kind of stuff as much as I used to. But one of our offices had a poop traitor. It was actually a pisa trader, I guess. Literally, there were a lot of complaints about this guy that would just like pee on the floor next to the urinals. And we had no idea why. A lot of

his coworkers decided to put like targets in the urinals like a bull's eye and that didn't seem to work um so yeah i i'm not quite sure what it is we never quite got to the bottom of it of whether it was there was there was no underlying issues that we could figure out as far as disability or anything like that goes but um i think eventually shame um worked so yeah yeah i think the answer is is shame so let let's keep that up and in 2026, the year of our Lord. Derek, I love that. And I do.

I mean, Pumps and I've been saying this for a long time. Shame is a valuable tool. Yes. Yeah. It's important when somebody does something shameful that they feel shame. You can't stay in shame forever. That's unhealthy. But you need to feel the shame when you're doing shameful things, like voting for Trump

three times, for example. I think they should feel shame. That's my personal opinion, Angie. Here's the thing on that. I completely agree. You have to shame these people, but I think if it were my company and I had a person that kept peeing on the floor next to the urinal. Nanny cam. Huh?

Nanny cam. Well, no, you can't nanny cam in a bathroom. But if it kept happening and I had me, you know, called everybody in and was like, hey, if we can't hit the urinal and we continue to pee on the floor where it's clear we're doing all of our. peeing on the floor. Like, I'm sorry, you can't work here. It's not, the other people. Fire. I think fire. I agree. I think if somebody's pissing on the floor, flopping their dick around and just, you know, fire, you know, water hosing around, I think they got to go. I think they immediately. I mean, it's not safe for your other employees. What if they slip? It's not safe. It's not safe. It's not safe. You can't have somebody operating their penis like a water

hose in the bathroom. You just can't. Like, we have to draw the line places. All right, listen, guys, we got to go today. Pumps and I have a very important phone call that we have to take. But what I'm doing here, y'all probably saw me those that are watching. I was busy writing things. I am signing little copies because my book is at print. And these are the pre-autographed. And I'm personally signing them here as I'm podcasting because I have to multitask. See that? right there see that you want to see another one watch this look at that right there another one I have to do literally thousands of these thousands not thousands I think it's like one thousand but it takes quite a lot of time yeah but the book is called not today fascist and I would like

to dedicate this book to all of the A grade crotches in the what was it called printing catching print I believe it was Trump, J.D. Vance, Lindsey Graham, Little Grindr, and then just a shout out to John Hamm. Yeah. Just a big shout at. We hear it. I've had it. Love you, John Ham, particularly Angie, who is a diehard size queen to her core. Yeah. And shout out to the guy on TikTok that gave us the diagram of how to call it. Love it. It's great. Yeah, that's a great TikTok. He's doing great work. I love somebody. That's excellent. A plus being a human. right there. That's just great shit. I love it. All right, make sure you like, make sure you

subscribe, make sure you comment, make sure you go and pre-order my book, Not Today, Fascist, and we will see you all later.