I've Had It - Southern ASMR with Jerry O'Connell

Episode Date: February 6, 2024

Jennifer and Pumps are joind today by the rizz king himself, Jerry O'Connell. The three have really had it with passengers on the doorless Alaska Air flight remaining so damn calm during the flight, couples who grandstand about their sex life and much more. Jerry also bares it all for the girls today *literally* by showing off his greying chest and large quantity of back hair on camera. Come see I've Had It live on the Hot Sh*t Tour! More info & tickets available at https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast and subscribe to I've Had It wherever you get your podcasts.Thank you to our sponsors:HelloFresh: Go to hellofresh.com/ivehaditfree and use IVEHADITFREE for free breakfast for life!VIIA Hemp: Go to VIIAHEMP.COM and use code HADIT for 15% off your order + a free sample.Subscribe to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/IveHadItPodcast Follow Us:I've Had It Podcast: @IvehaditpodcastJennifer Welch: @mizzwelchAngie "Pumps" Sullivan: @pumpspumpspumpsSpecial Guests Jerry O'Connell: @mrjerryoc

So we're supposed to start the podcast. One, two, three. Ah, I love it. Thank you, Jerry. That was maybe one of the best claps we've had on this podcast. Yeah, I mean, sometimes I suck at it. That was a Beverly Hills clap. Because I'm looking at Jerry and he's so gorgeous I was inspired.

You ladies as well. I mean, you work, I guess it's a visual medium, but I mean it is a podcast Yeah, it's audio, but you ladies are even I want to tell everyone listening watching you're even more beautiful in person You really are. Thank you. That's so sweet. See we blame Kylie all the time because people be like you're you're cuter in person I'm like Kylie makes us look bad on purpose, I think. Yeah. I think. Yeah. Well, I think that's also part of your appeal as a podcast is that a lot of people and I am on a lot of them do podcasts and they do them in their pajamas. Not even underwear would be better, like just pajamas.

And you ladies put yourselves together. It's nice. And that's why I also stepped it up a little bit. You rose to the vacation. I love your suit. I like it up a little bit. You rose to be a KJ. I love your suit. You rose to be a KJ. I like your suit. You're a suit, a nice green suit, I like it.

All right, listener, we're coming to you from California because we're hot shit. And I love you, you'd heard that. Jerry, and we have Jerry O'Connell here with us today, but what we have to do first is pumps, tell us what you've had it with. Okay, so what I've had it with, we were just talking about Beverly Hills,

and we're walking through Beverly Hills yesterday, and these people are holding their phones, videoing the whole street, like can't even walk or enjoy what's happening. And I've had it because I'm like, who the fuck is watching this? No one. No one wants to see you walking down the street in California. I mean, it's just not interesting at all. Didn't you think it was bad? It's abuse by tourists. Right. And then they're in your way. And sometimes it's a full iPad, and they walk, and they're just filming as they go, and they've got you in it.

And then I always think, who's watching this at a later date? No one. It's so crazy. I'm actually gonna put on my, I've had a voice. Is that okay? Yeah, please. I've had it.

Woo. You guys are always whispering, like it's a secret. Like I don't want your parents upstairs to hear you. I've also had it with people continually filming, especially if you go to a show, a concert or something. Yes. I'm like watching people videotape this entire show and they're watching a concert through their phone.

I hate it. And it's insane to me. And some people, I've even seen them turning around from the stage that they bought the tickets for. Right. And filming themselves with the band in the background. So they're watching a concert through their selfie lens of them mouthing lyrics in front of the eagles. Right. Right. Singing, I will say this,

my wife and I went to what they call a Yacht Rock concert. So it was like Kenny Loggins. Love a Yacht Rock. Michael McDonald. I love. Christopher Cross, Sailin' Oh my God, he's on my playlist like five times.

I know, it was such a great concert. And it was all of them. And it was so funny, there was a group of ladies in front of us who were my wife and my generation. And they were drunk and dancing and it was so much fun. And my wife whispered to me, hey, what do you notice?

What do you notice about those ladies? And I was like, they're drunk. And she's like, no. And I was like, they're partying. They look like they're down to party after the country. Like what, I don't know. And my wife said none of them have their phones out. Exactly.

And it's a generational thing. None of them have their phones out. I wanna say something else about this now that you've really got me going, because I have had it with this. The great thing about my generation is we had a roll of film with 35 photos on it. That's right, right.

So if you went to Disney World, okay? With your family, let's say your mom brought two rolls of film So you had a total of 70 photos from a four-day trip to Disney World, right? Your mom made damn sure When a picture was being taken it was gonna be worth something fucking goofy was gonna be there Mickey was gonna be there. It was gonna be in front of a castle It was not just gonna be some bullshit of you walking down some hallway of Just endless endless footage right and this all started when people got VHS cameras. Yes, because they were like I have an uncle who

Went to Greece with his with my aunt and my cousin. I can't believe I'm calling out my uncle But I'm pretty sure he doesn't listen to But they took a ferry from one Greek island to another and he like sat us down after their trip And we had to watch a video cassette of the whole fucking ferry ride and that's horrible. What? Nobody is taking into account the feelings of the viewer right Right. You know, that's what's lost in this. They're selfishly taking this video and they never think, is my viewer going to enjoy this?

And the answer is a resounding no. The viewer is not going to enjoy it because how many years ago was it that you saw this video to read? 30 years ago and it like, it's scarred me. Yeah, I want that time back. I still don't have that time back. We were also talking about social media,

and it's sort of how I address social media. A lot of people take videos and do live streams and all that stuff. I'm really just about one image, and I know that makes me old and of a different generation, but take an image, make it a good image, make it worth my time, and then post it or send it to me, that's it. Right, take into account the feelings of the viewer.

Exactly, you are correct. I've had it with people walking around, especially with iPads. Yes, that's even worse, that's a bigger offense. So like, it's embarrassing, I'm embarrassed for them. Let me tell you guys what I've had it with. Oh, here we go. So there's always this question, who inspires you?

And when somebody asks you, you start thinking, okay, I've got to look really good here. I'm gonna pull out somebody smart, maybe a civil rights activist, maybe RBG. And I was thinking about this, because somebody recently asked me that and I thought, we're thinking about this all wrong, because people are profoundly disappointing.

And anytime you have an expectation of another human being, you're gonna be disappointed. And I think who we should look to for inspiration are dogs. They are consistent. They are consistent. I could see my dog, I could be gone for 10 days Come home and I'm gonna be met with enthusiasm if I'm gone for five minutes and come home It is the same level yeah of enthusiasm

And I don't know one human being that has that level of consistency. Do you all none my the family members in my life? Actually greet me with disdain. Exactly. They're angry when I come home. If I'm on a trip, my wife looks at me like, oh, he's back. Yeah. Things are about to be way worse. What about your dogs?

Oh, the dogs are the best. See? The dogs are the best. You know, my wife is out of town. My wife, Rebecca Romain, beautiful woman. Right. Gorgeous. Look her up my wife is out of town. My wife, Rebecca Romain, beautiful woman. Right. Gorgeous. Look her up. We're married, still. Somehow. But my wife is out of town working, and the dogs have been sleeping with me, and they've really, it's really fun. I'm really into it.

I read a study that if you sleep with your dogs, you're less depressed and you live longer. Is that right? Yeah, it's true. The benefits of canine love are it's just, the science is really backing it up left and right. I knew walking with your dog was good. You know, it's funny, my wife, how do I say this? I'm not allowed to touch her when we sleep.

And there can't be any skin to skin at all. It's just different because. I appreciate that. Yeah, I thought for sure when I eventually got married, I would, you know, as a teenage boy lay in my bed and think to myself, I can't wait to get married so I can always feel the touch of a woman's skin against my skin, you know, My hands, my feet, just spooning. Yeah, yeah, the spooning. With a woman, I yearned for it, I dreamt about it.

And then here I am, coming up on 20 years into a relationship and not allowed to touch my wife in bed, it's a. I get that. I get that too. I'm kind of on her team. I'm kind of team Rebecca, I am too. Which is gonna get me to my first thing that I've had it with.

That's it. I'm going to do it in your voices. Okay, do it. You know what I've had it with? I've had it with people you live with who complain about your snoring when in fact they themselves snore quite loudly. They are the offenders. They are the offenders.

Yeah. So they probably shouldn't be the ones casting stones. I just got it. I just saw on the internet, somebody said that snoring is like flexing that you're a good sleeper. Oh, so like good sleeper snores? No, it's like, look at me, I'm asleep.

How great I'm sleeping, it's like flexing and then the other person's tossing and turning away. So are you in a roundabout way accusing your wife of being a snorer? My wife does snore. A saw's logs, actually. But I do know I am a snorer because I actually have woken myself up.

I've been like, and I mean, this is so embarrassing, but I'm probably in need of like a CPAP or something. Right, yeah. Now they're not as, I've heard that now they're not as loud or Kimber sent. I don't know what they're doing. I know, but like I talked to you earlier about not being able to touch my wife. If I have to put an apparatus on my face, I'm't know what's going on. I know, but like I talked to you earlier about not being able to touch my wife.

If I have to put an apparatus on my face, I'm never gonna, there's gonna be no, It'll never happen again. It'll never happen again. It's over. I mean, let me just ask you ladies, like has like a man ever put a CPAP on his face and you thought to yourself, like,

I'm gonna jump his bones. Right, never. I really wanna give him a blow job for sure. Get that CPAP machine. I'm turned on. I mean, it's bad enough. I've been told I grab my teeth, so I have to put something in my mouth. Yes, I have to sleep with a mouth guard, and that already inhibits a lot of chances. I don't think you're going to get laid.

Have you tried the tape stuff? The strip? The no strips. Breathe right? Maybe I should get those. Hey, guys, tell me when we start the show. Cause I'm just too loud. Kyle, are you ready? Do you suffer from having a parasocial relationship with two barely competent middle-aged women?

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Yeah, let's go, go. I've had it and this is gonna cut a little deep everybody. Okay, that's good. But I've had it and this is gonna cut a little deep everybody. But I've had it with people asking me to play pickleball with them. That makes me so happy. So let me tell you, Jerry, as a pickleball player, Oh, I know. As a gold medalist, as a champion.

Gold medalist? Whoa, is this the little living thing? I pipe down, thank you. Thank you, Jerry. It wasn't gold medal. They gave you gold medal at Chicken and Pickle. They a living. It's a pipe down. Thank you. The details don't matter. It was a gold medal. They gave you gold medal at chicken and pickle. They did a chicken and pickle in Oklahoma city, but a metal is a metal. Yeah, but Lindsay Vaughn is a gold.

We're not talking about metal. Okay, we're talking about Jennifer Welch. She's so happy. The pickle and chickle. What was it again? Chicken and pickle. Chicken and pickle. Okay.

Here's the thing. I as a pickleball player, I don't want other people coming to play pickleball because then I won't be able to reserve a court. And courts are very hard to get. Furthermore, I don't wanna play with pickleball players that are not at my level. I don't wanna do on-the-job pickleball training.

I don't want somebody who's a lot better than me to come out and kick my ass. So I agree with you on your, I've had it because the pickleball community needs to keep the outsiders out and stop recruiting. It needs to be more exclusive. Yeah, it needs to be very cult-like and exclusive. It kind of is.

Have you played? I have played once. Are you any good? I'm okay. It's a little bit of an annoying game because it's a game where, like, like an elderly woman with not one but two new hips can fuck you up. Totally! And it's frustrating to me because in any other athletic, I mean, let's just say, this is a bad example,

but if I were to fight this old lady, I would win. Like I could kill her, I could take her life away. But in pickleball, she owns me. And so it's not fair, it's not a fair game. It's debilitating. So over Christmas break, my husband, who's a really good tennis player, really good pickleball player,

he and I go up to chicken and pickle. The venue of our gold medal, laugh all you want. And we play these two women and they're probably 75 each. We got our ass handed to us. They fucking killed us. And so Josh, my husband immediately was like, let's play him again. We play him again, we get our ass beat again.

And he can't stop at this again and he can't stop. He can't stop. He wants it more. He said, let's play him again. Wow. We play them again and each time our score decreased even more because they were like a smartphone. They were intuitive.

They were like AI. They totally, they adapted to everything. They knew what to do. They picked on me. I was the weaker player. Yeah. Oh, wow. Strategies.

It's really, really, there's a lot of nuances at a pickleball court. Yeah. Can I tell you something else I've had it with? Yeah. I'm gonna do it in your voice. I've had it with podcasts where the podcasters feel the need to scream and raise their voices. You know, I'm realizing sitting here across from you guys, a big part of why we all listen

to you is it's like an exercise in ASMR. It's for a talk and it's so relaxing. Yes. You know what I mean? The Southern voice, yeah. But there's also something about like the secret to this. Yeah. And I'm loud by nature.

I don't know why we are kind of quiet on my podcast. I think it's because you've always told me how loud I am and I get in front of the microphone, I think, oh my God, I'm gonna be so loud. You're overcorrecting. Yeah, I'm overcorrecting. I'm making you a better person. Yeah, maybe I have just another example.

Do I sound sexy? It is. I hope that I've realized we're in the workplace. It's arousing. Yes, it is. I'm feeling some blood flow. I mean, I don't want to get in trouble here, but yeah, it is.

I like that. Yeah. I've never been told that before. That we're quiet? Yeah, they're A, that we're quiet and arousing. I wouldn't even believe how long it's been since I've gotten anybody blood to flow. Okay.

Jerry, we had to talk about some of the other grievances that you've been texting to Kylie. What the fuck's going on with your Android? Why do you have an Android? Well, why don't we post it as part of the podcast? You've had it with? Android. Androids.

Had it with the Android. The Android is the skunk of the garden party. Every time you've got a group text going, everybody's blue, everybody's jammin', everything's great. And then some skunk at the Garden Party rolls up with this green bubble and it deactivates all the Apple features. And I've had it, I can't fucking take it.

And then we text you and it's the green bubble. And I was like, how could somebody with that great a hair? How could somebody with a head of hair like that? It's amazing. How could somebody with that kind of hair have an Android? Roll out with a green bubble. What do you have to say for yourself? First of all, this is the most passionate I've seen

you're two ladies. and you've been angry about a lot of things. I should tell you also, my wife, who, I sound like Boratia, my wife, also no one in my family has an Android. They all have Apple products and they hate me for it. Yeah. And it's a point of like the snoring, the no touching during sex, the mouth guard, the

CPAP, all of it. Those are hateful traits that I have, but it's the Android that really puts it over the edge. I'm going to tell you why I do it. I do it now because everyone tells me they're not having it. And I just, everyone I work with also hates it and complains about it. And it's like the butt of jokes and all that. And now I'm doing it almost as a dare. I, I not only, um, I had one specific brand of Android and I was gonna get a new phone.

I was able to trade it in at my cell phone provider. And literally I was driving there and I was like, all right, I'm just gonna get an iPhone and just get this over with just so everyone stops picking on me. And I said to myself, no, I'm gonna get a different kind of Android just despite them all.

And I do wanna tell you something that's great about having an Android. Okay. But a majority of people who text me, I don't, I don't want them texting me. And that goes for, I mean, I guess not my kids, but it definitely I love everyone I work with. But like, they're work texts, I don't care about, like, it's just like, we're so, what's the word I'm looking for? Over-communicative.

Yeah, but that, but we're like available to everyone. Right, yeah, I hate that. And you know what, having an Android makes me one step away from being totally available. Like- It's just one more step they have to go through. It's a good thing. And so, I think that's a good thing. And so, I think that's a good thing. And so, I think that's a good thing. And so, I think that's a good thing. And so, I think that's a good thing. And so, I think that's a good thing.

And so, I think that's a good thing. And so, I think that's a good thing. And so, I think that's a good thing. And so, I think that's a good thing. And so, I think that's a good thing. And so, I think that's a good thing. And so, I think that's a good thing. those like dots come up where like I'm writing something, the ellipses, you know? And if I have an Android, you don't get those. Like it's, um, it's, it's just a layer of mystery.

Am I a contrarian? Is that what I am? I think you're a provocateur. I think you're an asshole. And I don't think you're taking into account the feelings of the text receiver. I think you enjoy it I think there's something sociopathic about this. I do look at the joy Yeah, look at the joy on his face and he's talked about my kids hate it and he's grinning from ear to ear My wife hates it grinning from ear to ear and then it goes on to humanity at whole hates it. Yeah

Oh, you know what does it make me? Because I'm really obsessed with this, does it make me less attractive? Because I'm not like I don't have a fancy iPhone or does it make me, does it like kind of like make you crazy that you can't like, can't right in touch with me? There's a little bit of mystery to it, I think.

I do think it's kind of like, it would be like you're kinda having a sexual fantasy about fucking a nerd. A total dork. When I was looking for him, okay? But I don't do it because I'm one of those people who says like, oh, Android, that's better, phone services.

Right. I prefer the app usage and the screen time or the battery saver. I don't know about any of that. You're doing it to be an asshole. I'm doing it. And I'm being serious here. Present company excluded.

I do it because I like to make it just a little more difficult to get in touch with me. I kinda admire that. I think that's a good reason. Now I'm gonna call a little bit of bullshit on that. Okay. Okay, because I have to let the listener in on, one thing I liked about you from the jump,

you message our pod, you just give Kylie our producer your cell phone number. There's no representatives. Kylie's like, Jerry O'Connell gave me a cell phone number, so I'm gonna contact him. So then we were gonna do the Zoom with us in Oklahoma City and California. Then we moved it to we're gonna be in California

and we had failed to kind of set this date. So it was like, we've got to figure out our California schedule and it's like, Kylie, what's that Jerry O'Connell's number? She gives it to me. I call you blind. You get a random Oklahoma city, 405 area code. I'll be damned if you didn't just pick up the phone. Hello. I'm like, we were dying. He goes in blind? He goes in blind. He's like famous.

It could be a million people. You just answered it. And I was like, hey, Jerry, it's Jennifer and Pumps with I've had it. He immediately is like, I'm in the car with my teenagers. Don't say anything about that. Oh yeah. No, well, sometimes, you know, I didn't want anyone to say anything crazy. You know, it's my kids are there.

That's amazing. I was mystified that you, because we will not go in blind. Sometimes, I didn't want anyone to say anything crazy. It's my kids are there and they'll tell everyone. That's amazing. I was mystified that you, because we will not go in blind. That's what we call going in blind when you just see the number, you don't know who it is, and you just went in blind and answered the phone.

Yeah, it's funny, I do pick up whenever anyone calls. I have no problems, really, if I don't wanna talk to someone, saying I gotta go, I can't talk now, and just hanging up, and then blocking them. We're broken at that too. But I don't know if I knew it was good. There's no way I knew it was your number, right? No, because you didn't come up.

You had Kylie's number, but you didn't have ours. Yeah. I mean, we loved it. We were like, oh my God, Jerry O'Connell answers. He goes in blind. He went in blind. He went in blind. He went in blind. He's Android.

On his, you go in blind on an Android. I tell you, the Android is super good. It says spam risk sometimes. Let me tell you, there's some high tech stuff about, wow, we should have an Android pickleball tournament. Oh yes, Jennifer, now then you support an Android. All right, I wanna talk about the Alaska Air. Right.

I wrote to you, I've had it with doors flying off of airplanes mid-flat. I've had it with that. What would you do? What would y'all do? You know, the craziest part to me, wow, it's amazing how I start to whisper more. Yeah. You're a show. It's just, this is what's great. It's really good for me.

People normally say like he's too loud. Like that's a comment I see a lot. Like why is he screaming? It's actually great for me that I'm here with you guys. The funniest and is it funny? Yeah, no one died. I'm allowed to say that. The funniest thing about that is watching passengers

with a door off and someone's taking cell phone footage. Yeah, that was so good for her. And passengers just sitting there, like I would be screaming. Screaming. Yeah, totally. Saying, you will pay for this. Someone is going to pay for this.

I'm not okay. Totally. And they were just like sitting there, like it was like any flight going landing into like Denver International Airport like nothing was happening. I would have been like, ah, I'm not gonna scream because we whisper on on your show Let's just someone who's sex with me, I don't wanna die. Let's go about it, I need to fuck, I need to fuck now, let's fuck.

Oh God, we're all dying. Fuck you. Oh, I don't wanna die. Oh God, please, please, I don't do anything I swear to God, I'll never drink! Oh my God! Oh God, no more stim on porn! I swear to God! Oh God! Oh God, someone hold me! Oh God!

I'm pulling on my dick! Oh God, I don't care if fuck you get there! You suck! This year on sucks! I can't fucking lock the door! I want a fucking Diet Coke! Give me a Diet Coke, motherfucker! I can't drink it! Ah! That's what I would've been like

if I was on that flight. That's what I can't breathe. They're all just sitting there. What's happened? It hurts. My abs are gonna be better after this, dear. Oh my God, that's so true. It's so true.

It's so true, it's so quiet. What's so, does it piss me off how calm they were? Yes, they were calm. It's so infuriating how pulled together they were. I would have been meltdown fitting. It's because that's what you would do. It's infuriating. That's a normal reaction. That's exactly what you would do. It's inferior. That's a normal reaction.

That's exactly what you would do. You'd be freaking the fuck out, begging, negotiating every fucking thing you could possibly do. Yeah. No, it's crazy. It's infuriating how calm they are. Yeah, it is.

It is. And the guy with the phone, I'm just like, what the fuck is wrong with him? Crazy. I'm glad he did it, but. Oh yeah, I mean, we all are crazy. So yeah, I've had it with them. Do you feel better?

Do you got to be loud? I do, yeah. I mean, I'm still my stomach so hard. I will tell you on the flight out here like three times, I only reached over and touched your seatbelt. I always think the seatbelt thing's bullshit. Those people were in the seatbelt and they didn't fly off like them.

She did. Or flight to LA, she goes, is your seatbelt tight? I go, I looked over and there we go. Why do you care if my seatbelt's tight? She goes, oh, because those passengers didn't fly on the plane because it was tight. It was tight. I was like, okay, I get out. It's true. I tight the shit out of that plane after that seatbelt because I'm like, yeah, she's right. They stayed. But what about the guy who's just like right there? And he's just like I think he was watching a movie So

insane Insane, I don't think there's a bottle of Xanax No, I would have been meltdown Fentanyl straight way I could be that calm. Concentrated fentanyl. Yes. No, it was bad. There's no way you could be that calm. Yeah. None.

So actually, I not only have I had it with... I'm sorry, let me get back into my voice. Okay. Not only have I had it with like doors flying off of airplanes, mid-flight, but I've had it with passengers who aren't freaking out about doors flying off. That's the had it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. about that? I mean, I think everyone, that's not like a, that's not like a, everyone's had it with that. I wonder, have we had it with passengers?

So funny air travel these days. It's actually, it's like, it's almost like volatile, like flying now. Like I'm like, I listen to music when I get on a flight, right? Because I really need to block out the, it's funny. I remember I went to an airport once and I was high. I was on drugs and I was walking through an airport and because I was high, I was really able to see how stressed out everyone is at an airport and I had earphones in and I was listening to some Michael McDonald, you know, um and uh, you know I was feeling myself and I've just I got my roller and I'm walking through the airport and everyone is so

stressed in an airport. Yeah, and It's stressful flying it really is it's stressful flying. It really is. It is stressful. It's like you have to go through security. You have to like, once you're there, there's a gate. You have to fight for overhead space. You have to fight. I mean, it's like Black Friday, trying to get into a Walmart

to get that flat screen. Everybody's happy. And just to shove your bag up there, you know, no one wants to gate check their bag. I mean, people are weighing their bags, people are pulling underwear out and stuffing it in their pockets. It's, there's nothing fun about it.

No. There's lines. No. Tens of lines. Screaming children. Screaming children. Unmedicated children. Unmedicated children. Unmedicated children?

Yeah, we would always just a little trick to our listeners, little mom hack. Oh boy. Dose your kid up with Benadryl prior to a flight. You know, we should say, like, don't anyone listening, don't just drug up your kid. It's a podcast.

I mean, Benadryl's good for allergic reactions and stuff. Not just like, let's shut the kid up, let's give him some Benadryl. But we did, we did try that once. And it's so funny, it had an adverse reaction to my child. They like almost like, you know how some people, this is going to be really dark now. You know how some people take, what's be really dark now, you know, some people take, what's the sleeping pill? Ambien.

Ambien, but they stay up and then have a euphoric sexual experience. And I'm not making a joke. I haven't experienced that. I just, I take an ambient, I really want to, it's usually because I want to go to sleep, you know, and, but I think Benadryl had that, this is getting really weird, because now I'm comparing a euphoric sexual experience with like drugging up my kids to go on a flight.

How did we get here? But it had like an adverse reaction to my child, who like my child actually like acted like an insane person on a flight, which is, I have to say I did have, I have two children who are teenagers now, but when they were younger, we had a couple of flights that were like,

we couldn't shut them up. And so I do, I actually feel, I feel sympathy for parents who have those kids because I've literally, you're just walking up and down the aisle with this kid who's screaming, like on drugs and it's just, I'm just like literally looking at everyone.

And I'm not even saying I'm sorry. I'm just saying like, you don't have to live with this person. I'm not a part of you. I live with this person. I live with her. I have this every day. I live with her. I have to get your, when this flight lands in three hours,

I know you're glaring at me, but you go somewhere else. I'm this person. I'm legally bound to stay with this person. And then you're like hoping a plain door flies off with that thing and just like get everyone's head in a different area. Everyone can just relax and let a plain door fly off so they can sit in silence. They're more relaxed when a plain door comes off than they are normally. It's crazy.

Let's talk about Jane uh, Jane Shorts. Yes. That was another, uh, I've had it. I, I sent to you, um, I, I have teenage daughters and they have teenage friends and they wear very, uh, very short jeans shorts. That's the style these days. The Daisy Dukes. Daisy Dukes.

Correct. Um, Daisy Dukes, where you can see, I've had it with Daisy Dukes, where a portion of the buttocks is also coming out of the bottom of them. That is, that's too short. It's too short. You have to be able to feel the air.

There's no way you don't know your ass is hanging out. I just, I find it gross. It's gross. Even if it's a great, if it's a great ass, I'll give a pass. But even then, I mean, I understand if you're doing, you're an exotic dancer or you're maybe doing a photo shoot for a magazine that shows sexy people, but it shouldn't be like worn on the bus.

Agree. Totally agree. It at your you're actually looking for I think you're looking for a reaction You know right by the way, I have had to tell my children Absolute like absolutely not right and then you feel bad because you feel like an old person Yeah, right where you're like these kids today with their clothes and You know, I listen, I'm okay with a tube top. I love a tube top, you know, right? I love a pair of booty shorts. That's what we called them back in our day. Yeah, but like it's the showing of It's the buttocks showing that's like too much for me Right well because you know and just one inch and a little bit of a lean sideways the whole bananas hanging out and by the way

Those shorts were made by the wearer. Like you didn't like, like I have caught my children with scissors operating on a pair of Daisy Dukes. Yeah. Pumps with Valentine's Day right around the corner. It's no secret that some people might be looking for a little aphrodisiac, maybe something with a little bit of THC that can help set the mood in the bedroom. However, so many people struggle with trying to find the right strain.

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All right, we have to play with you. Had it or hit it? I love it. Oh my god. Welcome to had it or hit it? I would hit it. Had it. I hit it every day, sometimes twice a day. So we understand that you are, you're not a full, you're not a real American, right? I have two, I have two citizenships. I have an American citizenship and I have a British citizenship. I love that. Yeah. My father's English. Where we live deep in a red state. Sure. They like to talk about real Americans versus fake Americans. Yeah'm a fake American. I'm a fake American. I'm a fake American. I'm a fake American. I'm a fake American. I'm a fake American. I'm a fake American.

I'm a fake American. I'm a fake American. I'm a fake American. I'm a fake American. I'm a fake American. I'm a fake American. I'm a fake American. I'm a fake American.

I'm a fake American. I'm a fake American. I'm a fake American. I'm a fake American. I'm a fake American. I'm a fake American. I'm a fake American. I'm a fake American.

I'm a fake American. I'm a fake American. I'm a fake American. I'm a fake American. I'm a fake American. I'm a fake American. I'm a fake American. I'm a fake with people saying, I'm not, I'm a fake American. That's really good. Because I mean, I was born here, but I've changed two passports and I'm not allowed to have that.

I've also had it with those booty shorts. They're like, just hanging out. I mean, maybe they'll see a hairy ass hanging out on the back of a man on the shoulder. That is so good. That is so good. Did your dad, did he always have an accent growing up? Obviously.

Yeah, you know, he always had an accent growing up. He really did. I mean, he gets him in the stomach. He had a really thick accent. He's a funny guy. You know, thankfully my parents are still with us. They're, I'm at that age, they're there. Yeah.

Getting older, you know, but yeah, he's a funny guy. I, if you've heard me say anything funny in this podcast, it's, but yeah, he's a funny guy. If you've heard me say anything funny in this podcast, it's because of him. He's a funny guy. All right, love. Are you ready? Had it or hit it? Okay. The British royal family. I would hit it. I like them. I love the crown. I love watching that show. I love the crown. And I gotta tell you, I'm really intrigued to see what happens with Harry and Meghan and the siblings not talking. So I would hit it. I agree.

I agree. I follow it. I mean, I just hate it that they're fighting too because I'm like, they have each other. You know, that's what they have left of their mother. So it makes me sad. By the way, Kate Middleton went in for abdominal surgery. I know, I think it's a little scary. I saw that hysterectomy.

Pam says, Pam says crack the case. Well, that's what I think. She's calling it a hysterectomy. She's 42, abdominal surgery, three months out of work. That's a hysterectomy. I mean, 10 days in the hospital seems long for a hysterectomy. But I'm intrigued with all of it. I would hit it.

Yeah, I would hit it. The next one, had it or hit it, manscaping. Manscaping. I'm gonna say hit it. It's something I do, it's a little gross for me. I'm a man of a particular age. I mean, I could show you a little bit. I've started to get like gray body hair.

And, you know, we talked about the CPAP and the no touching and the snoring and all that stuff. And I'm already like on thin ice when it comes to physical contact with myself. If she sees gray chest and pubes, pubic hair on me, like white pubic hair, like, like no one says like, oh, man, look at all that.

Look at all that gray hair. Look at that silver box. But it's like, it's silver, it's like, I have a little silver on the temples and that's okay. It's just when it goes in other places, there's nothing, even I look at it and I'm like, you look like a monster, you look like something from a horror movie. Do you manscape?

Yes, yeah. Do you take it all off? No, I- Tram it down, what is your manscaping style? I don't take it all off, I'm not an adult film star. Nor my bodybuilder. It's so funny. I had to do something where I had to put a fake tattoo

on my forearms and so the makeup artist shaved my forearms. And I've always had hair on my forearms. And I didn't like the look of it. I don't like to assign gender here. We're all pretty cool, everybody here. But it made me feel very feminine, you know? Like I had no hair on my arms and I was used to... Not that I, you know, look very hairy on my arms.

I was about to offend somebody. When I got back. Walk that back. But, you know, my uncle who used the VHS, I'm not as hairy as him. But, I can get away with that, I can apologize later. But I don't shave everything. I don't like that look.

I mean, maybe I've been drunk and manscaped and like taken off a little too much. I've done that, Jerry. It's the worst. You sit down the next day and you're like, what the fuck? Yeah, and it's also like you look, this is really, I'm gonna get in so much trouble, but you look like a, it looks not adult like.

Like a child, exactly. Like an adult, this is treading on weird, dangerous waters here, but you don't look like a, like you, like I like adult, like I'm into adults, like me. Um, and so I'm, I'm, uh, I, I, I, but I do manscape, uh, because it gets crazy. I mean, it's like years. Awesome questions.

So on the chest hair that you just showed us, it's like, there's like a rogue gray hair. So how do you treat that? Do you pluck? Do you dye him? Or do you just, do you take off all the chest hair? How are you gonna treat individual gray hairs? I have a, sometimes if I, you know, I didn't do it today I shaved with a razor

but sometimes if I want a little bit of like a George Michael like stubble yeah yeah I have a like a yeah and if I'm in front of the mirror I will use it and I will just zap all the gray hairs that I see on my chest and on my pubis. Okay, so when did you start manscaping? Because at our generation, what's the thing that's not common in our 20s? No. What, what, what age did you think I need to groom my pubis?

That's such a good question. Okay. Was this pre-marriage, during marriage? Is it maybe because your wife won't touch you? No, it was maybe, it had to have been during my marriage. I think it's almost like, I know all your listeners are so young. I listen to people calling them

and leaving voicemails and all that stuff. But it's like getting, and you ladies don't get this because you're so perfect and beautiful, but like guys get like ear, we get ear hairs, you know? We get large hairs in the ear. And it was like around that time. And I'm so sorry, I was like sounding so sexy

all up until this point. And the ear hair. And the ear hair. Ear hair, like weird, like ear hair, back, I get weird back hair now. Yeah. Why am I telling everybody this? And you know, this is probably again,

why my wife doesn't touch me. My wife does have to shave my back hair, which is like, I mean, it's like, I'll show you. It's like. Oh, it's down there. Yeah. So that's, it's not all over. It's just kind of at the bottom.

It's there, but it's also at the top. Is any of this grooming- Guys, tell me when the podcast starts. Is any of this grooming helping in the bedroom with Rebecca? Are you still not allowed to touch her? You know, I have to say, what's funny about grooming, and I've never really talked about this, so this is the first time that I'm really, I swear to you, I think grooming is more, I think when you're in it,

no one's looking at someone's bathing suit parts and going, hey. Totally agree. I love your grooming. Right. When you're at that point, no one's stopping and being like, wow, pumps, I got to feel this. You your grooming. Like when you're at that point, like no one's stopping and being like, It's work. Wow, pumps, I gotta say this. You're grooming. This little design here is,

I love this. When did you, pumps, when did you do this? Like no one's saying that. I think at that moment it's like hot passion. So grooming is really for how the person feels about themselves. Right, I agree too.

Yeah. Had it or hit it couples that brag about their sex life. Had it. Had it. Don't need to hear it. And I actually, um, uh, you know, I guess, I guess I shouldn't say that. I've been talking about my sex life this entire episode. Or left her out.

Yeah. But, um, when you, when, when my wife and I are with people, we hear them and they immediately, like, or they at some point go into like, how crazy the sex is between them. Just like, bro. And like what they're doing. No, my wife and I immediately get in the car

and we're like, there's something up with those, like something's not worth it. 100%. 100%. If they're having to tell you something's not, that's all right. Somebody is not into it. Right. Both are not into it. And by the way, I remember there was one couple that we were friendly with in our neighborhood and it's funny my wife and I were a young couple at this point so like I

didn't really know how being married was you know, certainly learning anything from my parents. But I remember we went on a double date and they immediately started like talking about like how voracious their sexual appetites were with each other and like in detail what they do with each other. Like a Hawaiian fusion restaurant. My wife and I were sitting there and they were like sort of like baiting us to go. And I was like, oh, my wife thinks I need a CPAP. But they're no longer married.

And not only are they no longer married. I've spoken to him, I talked to him. He talked about how there was, it was never a physical relationship. And like, I was gonna say like, what was all that stuff you were talking about? I was, but I didn't want to like pile it on. But yeah, so I would, I've had it with that.

Yeah. I think it's a total red flag. Red flag sitting. And I think it's totally Shakespearean. Thou doth protest too much. Yeah, you know immediately if they're talking nonstop about all the crazy sex they have, that they're probably gonna be able to do it. And I'm not gonna be able to do it. I'm gonna be able to do it. I'm gonna be able to do it. I'm gonna be able to do it. I'm gonna be able to do it.

I'm gonna be able to do it. I'm gonna be able to do it. I'm gonna be able to do it. I'm gonna be able to do it. I'm gonna be able to do it. I'm gonna be able to do it. I'm gonna be able to do it. I'm gonna be able to do it.

I'm gonna be able to do it. I'm gonna be able to do it. I'm gonna be able to do it. I'm gonna be able to do it. I'm gonna be able to do it. I'm gonna be able to do it. I'm gonna be able to do it. I'm gonna be able to do it.

I'm gonna be able to do it. I'm gonna be able to do it. I'm gonna be able to do it. I'm gonna be able to do it. I'm gonna be able to do it. I'm gonna be able to do it. They would be on the coffee table or on like a cocktail Ottoman, you know, as they're called. And they're married and they have children and they've been married for 15 years. Full blown, making out. French kissing, fingering. Is that not the process in front of everybody? Total exhibitionism. And everybody just knew when we saw it.

That's just what they do. And I just knew when we saw it, like, that's just what they do. And I just assumed they must not be fucking in private. Like maybe this is their thing. How's that, their king? Look at us. Look, we're a couple. We do it. Look, you see?

Yeah. Yeah. That's really crazy. Isn't that weird? Or maybe doing it to like hope to like someone else jumps in. Yeah, that's right. And then if someone else jumps in, that's really what they're looking for. It's pretty weird.

Yeah, it's great. Yeah, I could also just be like super jealous that someone is getting on third base at a party. At a party with everybody. That's always an option when you're talking about something you've had it with, why it triggers you so much. It could be some inherent jealousy, you know?

Yeah, but that is annoying. No, it's very annoying. Or I think another one is, what about when people tell you like, yeah, we're trying, we're trying to get pregnant. So you know they're screwing all the time. It's like, just tell us when it's happened. Oh God, it's just a funny thing about spousal,

like intimacy. My wife told me a story that this is going to get sad, but her parents got divorced and her parents dated other people and that always drove her crazy. And she went on a road trip with her dad and his new girlfriend. And she was in the back with the girlfriend's kid and like they were there. And it's super awkward. But the girlfriend kept leaning over to her father's hand

and like caressing his like hand and knuckles and everything. And she was like, it drove her crazy because you know, it's like a new- Right. It's not her mom touching her dad's hand and she was doing it like publicly and like it didn't have to happen so a lot of times. When I'm driving with my wife and I wanna annoy her,

I'll just touch her, I'll touch her knuckle and she'll be like, don't fuck it, don't do that, don't. Do that, don't do that. You know I hate that. This has really become about the lack of intimacy of my marriage. We're still married though, hey, come on. See, that's what we do with these calm accents.

We bait you in. Yeah. And we get you to bring out all of your shortcomings. We make you feel safe. And then the next thing you know, Kylie has put this up on Instagram and TikTok. TikTok. Uh-huh.

By the way, remember? The next thing you know, the headline is, Jerry O'Connell has not had sex for 20 years, despite his twins being 15. Right. No, it's really funny. Well, the funniest was I also came here and I like made a promise that I was gonna like

bring my tone down to you guys cut to me on the plane. The bomb! Which is our favorite. That door's gone, that door's gone! I better get miles through this! I better get a lot of fucking miles! I want the credit card too, lady. I need headphones.

Free. Okay, all right, last one. Had it or hid it, gender reveal parties. Oh, um, I would hid it. Oh, jeer. I know. I know. Oh, they're so obnoxious.

God damn it. I have had it up to my eyeballs with this shit. What a breathtaking disappointment. Gender reveals really. Well, I really watch them because, you know, I mostly see them on social media. Right. And I watch them like waiting for the fire to start.

Right. Waiting for the explosion to die. Yeah, waiting for the explosion to like give granny third degree birds because you know it's going to be like the aunt who like the cake is going to explode and blow her leg off. And that's what I wait for. No, they're um, it's so funny. There's I always watch them and I watched till the end and I'm really into them. So the things I've had it with, I can't stop watching. You know, like couples that communicate with each other online, which they're maybe sitting next to each other on a sofa, but they're

communicating like, I have the best husband in the world and the husband comments, I love my baby. And they're like, oh yeah, you're, and you know, immediately, somebody's fucking around immediately and I can't stop watching it Yeah, well, it's funny if you watch um any of those like date lines or anything. I watched that one I believe it was the guy in Colorado who put his whole like family and like Yeah, for his new girlfriend. Yeah, really getting dark. I'm so sorry everybody This is way darker. We should just go back to shaving your pews

But um This is way darker. We should just go back to shaving your pews. But, um, they were like an online family. And like, they show the posts throughout the entire like date line episode. And it's like, Hey, here with my hubby. Everything's good. It's like super like, what's the word that my daughters always make fun of me? They call me not Koogee, Chuggy. Thank you so much. Chuggy, I've never heard that. Oh, Chuggy?

What is that? Oh my God, Chuggy is, I can't remember explaining. Chuggy? It's like, you know when you go to someone's house and it says, like, live, love, wine, or like someone has like a cup that says, like, it's 12 o'clock somewhere, it's noon somewhere. Word art. Word art.

Yeah, but it's like also like Chuggy's like, Chuggy's a way of life, man. Chuggy, it's like, it's like, it's like cheesy celebratory. Everything's great. It's like, oh God, somebody in the comments explain what Chuggy is. I'm doing a terrible job of doing it. How would we explain Chuggy? and all of the other things, and all of the other things, and all of the other things, and all of the other things, and all of the other things, and all of the other things, and all of the other things,

and all of the other things, and all of the other things, and all of the other things, and all of the other things, and all of the other things, and all of the other things, and all of the other things, and all of the other things,

and all of the other things, and all of the other things, and all of the other things, and all of the other things, and all of the other things, and all of the other things, and all of the other things, and all of the other things,

and all of the other things, and all of the other things, and all of the other things, and all of the other things, and all of the other things, and I was like, well, there we have it. Yeah, I learned, I learned it actually a really hard way. Um, uh, I was driving my kids somewhere because they're, they're not, they're not of driving age yet. So like I'm at that age where you have to drive them everywhere. And then one of my daughters was like, uh, dad, you must have been a Riz king. I was like, what? What is that? Like at first I thought they were like accusing me of...

What does that mean? Doing something. I was like, what do you mean? And they were like, you don't know what a Riz King means. And I was like, no. And they were like, well, how did you tell us about how you mom met? And I was like, I saw her at a Maxim party

and I ran up to her in the VIP room and she was with another guy but her friend gave me her phone number and I ran up to her in the VIP room and she was with another guy but her friend gave me her phone number and I just got in there and never let go. And they went, yeah, you are risking because mom is way hotter than you are. It would be hard to be married to a supermodel, really. You gotta be a risk, King. You gotta be a risk. You gotta have a lot of risk.

I mean, despite, it is impressive. It is. It's shocking, it's shocking. All right, listeners, what is all of our stuff? Join us on Patreon. Yeah. Hot shit, Turk, I'm in near here. A hot shit tour is everywhere.

Because Jerry, we're hot shit. You, yeah. As evidenced by this hour. Listen, all my friends are gonna see you live. They can't wait. Yay, I'm excited. All right, pumps tell them. We will see you next Tuesday or Thursday or boat. I'll tell you what I've had it with.

Let's hear it. I've had it with that.