I've Had It - Stupid People, Stupid Questions

Episode Date: February 2, 2023

Jennifer and Pumps listen to your "I've Had It's" ranging from pharmacist woes to the annoying acronyms we have to Google every single day. Jennifer also tells us about an unforgettable trip to the gynecologist with Pumps. IYKYK.  Subscribe to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/IveHadItPodcast Follow Us: I've Had It Podcast: @Ivehaditpodcast Jennifer Welch: @mizzwelch Angie "Pumps" Sullivan: @pumpspumpspumps  

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Savings are sailing clearance prices, exclusions apply. Listen up, listeners. It is time to hear what you've had it with on the special bonus episode of I've had it podcast. I'm Jennifer. I'm Angie, but I like to call her Pops. I do love, love, love, the listener, DMs. I thought you were going to say I do love, love, love, the listener, DMs. I thought you were gonna say, I do love, love, love, the nickname you gave me. Now, okay, all right, well then, speaking of an attitude of gratitude,

that you don't have, because everybody faking loves your name, but, you know what, Kylie, will you please play for us our first DM? Okay, this one is from Adrian G. Adrian. I'm extremely tired of acronyms. They're getting out of hand. It was cute at first, but now everything is an acronym. Oh, oh, oh, what is that out of office?

Really, it was that hard to type that. And now it's, if you know, you know, I had to look it up. I am looking up acronyms weekly to figure out how to answer my emails or how to read a message. It's insane. Okay, I have to say Adrian, I have the same problem exactly. And you're good at acronyms. So she'll send me an acronym,

and I will have to Google it. Like, what does this mean? I have to Google them a lot too, but then once you Google them, Adrian, and then you realize, like LMK, let me know, then I start using it all the time. FSS, for fuck's sake. I see, I didn't know that one.

It's a good one. It's a great one. F-M-L, fuck my life. That's overused, I think. That one just in general, not related to this, but yes. I just used that one when I lost the pickleball tournament. F-M-L. Perfect example of every use.

No, I think that I can totally see where she's had it. It's true because the OOO, I recently had to look that up. Somebody put, it was like an auto reply email and it was like, I'm currently OOO and I was like, what is OOO? So I'm constantly on the urban dictionary because there is a lot of acronym abuse, 100% acronym abuse agree. And OOO, that's ridiculous out of the office, especially on a professional email.

Right, sounds like she's getting them too. I bet the person that uses OOO, talks like this and gauges and vocal fry and possibly a sign of maybe tall. Okay. Let me ask you if you know what this one means, Angie. G-O-A-T. Greatest of all time, Tom Brady. Yes.

Nailed it. Yeah. I've got the sports acronyms. Are you think Tom Brady's the goat? Yeah. Well sure. Let's not go down and grab a hole and turn this into a fucking sports podcast. I know.

I know. What about IMO? In my opinion. I a fucking sports podcast. I know. I know. What about IMO? Oh, in my opinion. I didn't know that. I didn't know that. Did you just know that? I knew it. And boomer.

And I'm, oh fuck off, nearly. And I'm a sharp as a tack. Obviously. I mean, I immediately sniffed that out. The baby of the podcast, Kylie, can you throw some out to see if we can get them? I got one for you. Let's hear it. WWJWD. What would Jennifer Welch do? Don't you guys regularly use an acronym every single day on your podcast?

C-U-N-T. We do. Yeah, we do. So Kylie, you're right. We have to eat a little crow on that. We do. We do. Adrian, we are a part of the problem. We're kind of doing a play on words that a little bit. It's a little cheeky. It's a little cheeky. It's a little cheeky. Yeah. If you know what I mean. Well, I just for the record had no idea what that was. See you next Tuesday. Like I legitimately did not know that. You did not know until 2017 that see you next Tuesday. I had no idea. Was it a way to call somebody you can't? Had no idea and this one just rubbed it in my face for weeks because she told me. I think we need to resurrect that rubbing in the face. Kylie, what's next? We've got Lori.

Lori. I've had it with stupidity. I have no patience for it. When do people lose common sense or just the ability to comprehend basic information or directions? Let me give you an example. I've worked in a pharmacy for 27 years and as you know when you pick up prescriptions they'll have directions on it.

Well, one time I had a client come in, pick up their prescription, go home, and call right back. Reason they were calling back is they had picked up a cream. And on this cream, the direction said, apply locally to affected area. I said, okay, what's the problem? They were going out of town that weekend, and wanted to know if they could still use the cream. Seriously, I'm again stupidity, I've had it. I'm going to go ahead and say that one just a stupid question.

That was just a stupid person. It was a stupid person asking a stupid question and it's fantastic. I cannot get enough of it. That shit is rock solid gold, 24 karat diamond and trusted. That's fantastic. Great shit right there. I mean, that might go on the wall of fame.

Oh, that is so good. Hahaha. Lori, I think you'll find this interesting as a pharmacist. So pumps had had all three of her kids and she decided she was gonna get this procedure called an ablation or something like this, so she wouldn't have a period anymore. And she asked me to drive her to the procedure. I hate blood, I hate hospitals, I hate medical procedures.

I've never watched one second of ER, despite thinking George Clooney is a total smoke show. That's how much I don't like hospital procedures. But because I love pumps, I selflessly drove her to her OB-GYN appointment. So they take her in and she's like, can Jenny sit right outside the room and they're like, yeah, we'll put a chair. She'll sit right outside here. So I'm literally right outside the door. So the doctor goes in and then all of a sudden I hear this huge ruckus in the room. Big ruckus, a big ruhaha, if you will, right? It was dying laughing. The nurse opens the door. Angie's legs are in the stirrups,

and there's kind of a sheet over it. And the gynecologist has his hands on her knees, and then his head is bobbing up and down, dying in laughter. I mean, it almost looks like he was performing oral sex with it, but he's fucking dying and laughing. And I go, oh, God, what is she done? And they said, well, we gave her a pill to take prior to the procedure. So it would kind of open up the vagina bit. And I asked her if she took it. And she said, yes, I did. I stuck it right up my vagina one hour before the appointment just like you told me and they said it was oral. You were supposed to swallow it. It's like, my bad.

We have Angie over here cram and shit up or twat, you know, and I think she, you know, I could see you falling after my performance with the ablation. I can't throw too many stons. I mean, but I have had it with stupid people not getting shit. I mean, Lori, please bring more of those to our yes. Lori might just have to be a weekly segment if she can pull things like that up.

All right, Kylie, who's next? The next one is Jennifer J. Jennifer J. Jennifer J. I have had it with the guy at the front desk at my office building. I have to say good morning to him. And then he says, how was your night? And then when I go out at lunch, he says, have a good lunch. Or if I stay in and fix lunch, he stands in there and talks to me and asks me what I'm fixing. Or if I go to the bathroom, he's like, how are you having a good lunch or if I stay in and fix lunch, he stands in there and talks to me and asks me what I'm fixing or if I go to the bathroom, he's like, how are you having a good day?

And when I leave at night, he says, have a good night. I just want to say good morning to you and smile and not talk to you anymore the rest of the day. That's all I ask. A great 100% agree, Jennifer. 100% agree. This is, this goes right into our wheelhouse of unnecessary interaction. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. serious interactions from this dude. And I think he's hawking her out, watch she's making her lunch.

Now that's just worse. He's grandstanding around the office. Let's face it. He's grandstanding around the office, trying to be everybody's favorite, and it's backfiring. Right. But, tacky-learly,

because she got out of phone and sent a voice memo to watch about his ass. And I support Jennifer J. 100%. No, she's completely right. To know small talk. Do you remember that episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm where Larry has to go to the bathroom and Richard Lewis is girlfriend, same cha-cha, and she keeps commenting,

hi Larry, you going to the bathroom? Boy, you were in there a long time Larry. And I mean, I think there are these people at offices that are way, they've got their pulse on way too much in the office. Go in, keep your head down, do your fucking job, crack a joke from time to time, and move on down the road. Yeah, no, agree.

I agree, Jennifer. Maybe we should get Jennifer a card that says, I've had it podcast and you flip it on the other side, and she can just flash it on and it says, no small talk today. I like it. Yeah, I think that's on and it says, no small talk today. I like it. Yeah, I think that's great.

It's good, I think. Okay, what's next, Kylie? Your last one is Amanda G. Amanda. I have had it. Had it with people driving slow in the fast lane. Move out of my way. This lane is for the people that can afford the speeding

time. I love it. That's a hundred percent agree. That's a great I've had it. It is a great I've had it in there. It is unbelievable how badly the people in this country in particular do not follow that rule. It's actually a law in certain states. Like you cannot drive slow in the fast line. They'll pull you over for a ticket. It is unbelievable. Unbelievable.

Unbelievable. How they just go and they just take their time. And I've started getting kind of aggressive because I'll have to try to do it. Yeah, it's a lot for work. Yeah, I know how much shock I'm. It's such a shock. Oh, I can't believe it.

But I will flash my, oh, brights at them to say, hey, I. Yeah, I know how much shock I'm. That's such a... I can't believe it. But I will flash my... Oh, brights at them to say, hey, I'm on, you know, I'm here. You need to get your S over because I'm staying in the left lane, because that's what they do in Europe. I mean, there is zero tolerance. The left lane is to be used for passing...

Right. Everybody drives on the right, used the left to pass. I mean, that is 100% it needs to be dealt with. And it's applicable, it's applicable across the board escalators, those trams that you take in the airport, all of it. Don't even get me started on this. I know. I'm just saying we've touched on it. But I mean, I left lane is for the we're passing. That's correct across the board. For people

that want to move slowly. No, it's for people who want to move quickly. Almost. Almost. Almost had it. I have really... You almost had it. Almost nailed it. So many ways. Yeah.

No, I completely and totally agree. I have had it with that. The only thing I can see doing the aggressive light flash on the highway, but honestly, if you do that in town, you don't know they're not going to road rage and shoot you. I mean, that's the, that is the, that's, that is the fear of any of this or the guns. Right. And I've had it with the guns and that's going to be a whole other episode. Right. And to it. So, but that is a whole thing. Like, I've told my boys, like, just pump the brakes on having any sort of road rage because these, some people have guns and they're crazy. Oh my gosh, that reminds me of the story. So when I was in high school, we piled in the car, we're 16, we're playing the music, we're loud. I mean, we probably are the coolest people to ever

be born in history. Right. And I'm driving and this guy's going slow. So of course, I'm honk honk honk and we're all like, fuck you know, just totally being the biggest assholes. Yeah. So of course I'm honk honk honk and we're all like fuck you know just totally being the biggest assholes. So then we stop at the stoplight. That motherfucker got out of his car and baked on the window. He is like that is disrespectful, that is rude and we were all just like tailed between our legs. Boy did we find out how not cool we were. Nowadays he could have blown our heads off. Oh yeah. Yeah, so you got to really watch the bird and all that. Did you just say nowadays?

Nowadays, these days. You really do prove again and again that you are the oldest person in the room. And prettiest? Oh, for sure. For sure. For sure, but I get best dressed. For 60, I think I'm looking pretty good.

Listener pumps is starting this new thing where she's going to start telling everybody she's 60. It's cut so that everybody's like, oh my god, you look so great for 60. I think it's pretty smart. Amanda had the best sound design. With the blinker. With the blinker. We had some car sounds playing and she had the blinker on, which made me think that she

was on it. Oh, mad. Yes. and she had the blinker on, which made me think that she was on it. She was on it. Yes. That someone was not getting over that she actually picked up her phone in the high way. And just did it right there in the most. I love it. Amanda, great sound design on it. Great.

Monna's point. Yep, on his point. For Amanda. So listen up, listener. We need these voiceman moes sent to. I've had a podcast on Instagram, direct message. What are they direct message? I've had it podcast.

I always get, I thought you did say.com afterwards, but you don't. What about, but what do we want them to direct message to us? That direct, oh a voice memo. I mean, nails it. It's a steal track. You guys, it's unbelievable how good pumps is at delivering information. Run of applause for her.

Is she delivers, direct message, to the listener, a voice memo, to our Instagram, I've had it. There you go. I mean nailed it right there. .com. I was about to say it. Okay, listener, we will see you next Tuesday or Thursday. See you next Thursday, but either way, what does that spell? There you have it. Bye. ¡Cant! ¡Toguí a ti! ¡Voy a ti!

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