I've Had It - That's Your Moment to Shut Up

Episode Date: June 29, 2023

Jennifer and Pumps, better known as La Capitana and the Princess of Podcasting, are back for more listener submissions. In this episode we get into witchcraft, freezing to death and "life narrators" who don't know when to shut the f*** up. Jennifer campaigns against using the weather to make unnecessary chit chat and Pumps defends her morgue-like living situation. The Hot Sh*t Tour is heading to Atlanta, Philly and D.C in August! more info & tickets available at https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast Thank you to our Sponsors: SimpliSafe: Right now, get 20% off your new system when you sign up for Interactive Monitoring. Visit simplisafe.com/HADIT. That’s simplisafe.com/HADIT. There’s No Safe Like SimpliSafe. ZocDoc: Go to Zocdoc.com/IVEHADIT and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and book a top-rated doctor today. Many are available within 24 hours. HelloFresh: Go to HelloFresh.com/ivehadit16 and use code ivehadit16 for 16 free meals plus free shipping! Apartments.com: The Place to find a place - www.apartments.com Subscribe to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/IveHadItPodcast  Follow Us: I've Had It Podcast: @Ivehaditpodcast Jennifer Welch: @mizzwelch Angie "Pumps" Sullivan: @pumpspumpspumps

This episode is brought to you by SimplySafe. So we sped the star, the podcast. One, two, three. Crushed it. Crushed it. First rattle all the box. Hot shit. It's gonna be hot day for hot shit. Hot shit, hot podcast star.

I mean, you look as cute as a button. Thank you. We're kind of twins. And we don't plan this. We don't plan it. But great minds think alike as everyone knows. And you have on this little sassy short suit. It's wide with cute, 10 stripes in your dynamite legs, that all of skin. Listener. Pumps is hot today.

I can see it. So, you know, before we started, as I was getting ready this morning, Josh was like, what do you have going on today? And I said, we're going to record a couple of episodes. And he said, well, what are you going to wear? And I said, well, for sure, I'm going to wear yacht attire because you know, somebody on, right, somebody on the two. You are the captain was like, why is Jennifer always wearing yacht attire? So Josh immediately goes to our, you know, like sound system and he plays yacht rock channel as I'm getting ready.

It's like got bread, Christopher Cross, and it's like, oh my gosh, I would love that. It's yacht rock. And so he was like, I'm gonna go ahead and play the yacht rock so you can get in the mood with your yacht outfits. But you know, we like to wear power suits when we record. That's right. And I have to say, we've always called you the sheriff always, but now I kind of like

the captain. The captain, you know who the captain is is Bogey, our friend Bogey. Oh, okay. So I'm the sheriff. You're going to just have to be the sheriff. Although the captain would be great. I can be tired. Maybe El Capitan or La Capitana.

Is that, is that female? La Capitan? Yeah. La Capitan. Based on my knowledge. Yeah, I was based on the fact that we don't know. Based on the fact that we don't speak Spanish. It seems to make sense, though.

The A is female. Law. Law. La Capitan. Yeah. Yeah. OK, works for me. So listener today is one of those fantastic days,

our favorite episode days, where we don't just hear from one guest. We hear from multiple listeners about their petty grievances and the shit they've had it with. And this is like our favorite content of all. It's the best. It really is. The presentations are fantastic.

I've had it, we haven't generally thought of. They're kind of new. Yeah, it's just, anytime you have an opportunity to develop a new grievance, that is a fantastic opportunity as a person. Expand your horizons. Yes, expand the grievances. That's right.

Okay, Kylie, who's first? Okay, at first we've got Ruby S. I have fucking had it with oxygen faves and I'll tell you why I fucking called them that and it's because they still oxygen from those who don't are stupid fucking questions and just fill the sign it's with shit. It's always out a dog shit and I can't fucking stand it And I call it people up to country fuckery. I don't know what they're trying to achieve But it's nothing fucking good and I'll tell you what pains me Jen and pumps I'll tell you what hurts me is that my mom is fucking guilty of this all the time

And I love that woman by fucking hey, it'll be small things. I'll say oh, I'm just going to the shops Oh, you're just going to the shops, are you? No, I fucking made it up. I fucking made it for a fucking laugh. Shut the fuck up. And listen ladies, I have no financial value to you. None. But if there was any girl from the UK

to be put on that podcast, it shouldn't be fucking me. I love you both, please, please fucking tour. Love you, Lose. Ruby. I mean, Ruby. Lever. Lever. I mean, I think that Beatles made a song. Ruby Tuesday. They did. I mean, Ruby, you are number one hilarious. Number two spot on spot on. I've always said when somebody over talks Yak mouths like they didn't even take a breath. It's like they're just not even they're just sucking all the oxygen out of the room and you're just like shut the fuck up. And what Ruby touched on is I think something that we really

need to discuss. It's somebody that does this to you that you both love unconditioning would give an organ to you. You were somebody that does this to you that you both love unconditioning would give an organ to you. Organdone or to save this person's life, but also really hate this person when they engage in such behavior. I experienced this all the time with Josh Welch. I was just going to say, I mean, it is non stop. I I mean, like, he'll say, I'll immediately upon getting out of the shower. He's like, what outfit are you gonna wear today?

First of all, I think it's interesting that he phrases it that way. I think it's interesting that he cares, but we've established that a long time ago. And I'm like, I haven't thought about it yet. My next step is to dry off. Right, but lotion on. Then let the lotion kind of soak in. And then I'm

going to mosey on over to my penny drawer. And I start with the selection of pennies and then I build the outfit from there. Right. You know, that's just how it goes. But he wants to, he follows me around the bathroom. He's a yapper dog kind of a little bit of yap dog that's just on your heel, on your heel. If I change clothes, if I have on an outfit and then I look in the mirror and I'm like, I'm not filling this today, the minute I start to take something off, he is on me like a fucking heat seeking missile. Oh, you're going to do a costume change. Oh, and we have to analyze it.

And I mean, this morning I looked and was like, I can't. I just need to get ready. I mean, it's sweet that he loves me so much. And as that interested in every fucking move that I make, another thing he does, he'll watch TV out in the family room, which is connected to the kitchen. I watch TV in my bed like a normal person with my dog. Sometimes you know, I have an inseparable sweet tooth.

So we have all this candy out on the island. So I'll go out to just get a little handful of candy. And as I walk out, it doesn't matter. His eyebrows completely arch up and he's like, what kind of candy are you getting? Eminem's are lemon drops. And we have to analyze your candy choice. Yeah.

And then sometimes I have like a good handful and I'm like, god damn that was good. I want a whole nother handful. Sometimes I don't go back out. She don't want to have to talk about it because it's the analysis. I just want to go grab a handful of candy. So what Ruby is talking about, like I love Josh. He is the father of my children.

I fought tooth and nail for this motherfucker for 20 years, over 20 years. I mean, I had time. It has been trench warfare for this motherfucker. For 20 years. Over 20 years. I mean, I had time. It has been trench warfare with this guy. I mean, I have taken fucking grenades every part of my body, so it's adorable and sweet and charming that he is this into me. Yet at the same time, I fucking hate this constant. He narrates my life. He doesn't hear it. He's a narrator. He narrates my life. He does narrate. He's a narrator.

Narrates my life. And that's what Ruby's mom was doing. She's narrating her life. These people that narrate what you're doing. It's like, you don't, I don't need a narrator. I know what I'm doing because I'm the person actively engaged in this. The narration is not necessary unless you just like to fucking grandstand and hear yourself talk. And I think another alternate thing that you could do now is just maybe go pound sand. Right. Let me be me. Right. You go pound sand. You need a kidney, hit me up. Right. I think that's a perfect way to do it. And as you're narrating, we'll loop you in if needed.

100%. We will absolute, you will be the first to know the first when your comments are needed. He, you know, we have that, that tracking life 360. Yeah. When I make a move, you know, he gets an alert. Oh, he has the alert on it. Alerts. I don't even have the alerts. He's got alerts. I'm alert. I mean, he knows every move that I'm making. So like, if you leave here and go to lunch, he's getting alert. Jennifer went here and then Jennifer came back. He'll call me and he'll be like,

so were you going to eat a, you know, a per crust or a flower child or whatever? Yeah, it's an immediate. Ooh, I see, I wouldn't like that. If he's engaged in Josh Welch stuff, which he's knee deep in his own stuff, he completely ignores me. He gets fixated on me when he's bored. If he just gets bored, I'm his number one entertainment.

I saw that entertainment. I mean, he just wants to call 50 times when you're out of town. It's like, you have nothing to say quit calling. But when he's entertained, he ignores me completely. So, Pumps, if we were to go on tour, what would we name our tour? Well, I would think we would name it hot shit tour. I mean, obviously. Play it.

Total lay up, turning into a slam dunk. I mean, that is a no-brainer. So listen up, Atlanta, Philly, DC, Mid-August, go to the show notes of this episode and you can click the link and purchase tickets to come see Princess Diana, the Princess of Podcasting and Jessica and bringing her to thank you and the Princess of Hot Shit and her sidekick, the like little sea list co-host Jessica. We're bringing Kylie.

It's gonna be so fun you guys. Please come see us. We're terrified, slash excited. It's gonna be so fun, you guys. Please come see us. We're terrified, slash excited. It's gonna be really fun. So fun. See you there. Pumps, you know how wound up I get when people show up at my house and announced.

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That's simplysafe.com slash had it. There's no safe like simply safe. Ginny, I know you don't cook, but I have to tell you something I'm really excited about. Go on. So you know in the summer, it's even particularly more difficult to make yourself cook.

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You guys are literally the highlight of my week, but something that I've had it with at the super conservative religious freaks that describe any form of entertainment, or any form of music, or media, or art, of what they consider good or righteous or holy in their eyes is something that is evil or in holy. Oh, that's some talks about sex. That's not okay. Oh, that movie has a gay couple in it. How inappropriate. Oh, that movie has magic in it. Oh, that's blatant witchcraft. Oh, that painting has a naked person on it. Society is crumbling. Be for real, guys. Y'all remember the Bible that you love so much. Some of the most inappropriate supernatural shit I've ever read. I just want to watch Lady Gaga

breathe fire out of her, but Hanseid without y'all making some comment about how the world is in the is anything Jesus coming back soon. Had it. Love you guys. He's not wrong. I mean, these are the pearl clutches. These are the rapture preppers. And I've raptured preppers.

I've had it. I mean, like, it's so ridiculous because you know why they're fucking busy bodies. Right, they're always and everybody shit. Like here's the thing, you can get wound up like a cheap clock about gay people if you want to. Guess what, we're still gonna have gay people. Right, and I think every single one of those gripes goes back to why do you care?

If you don't like it, don't do it. Leave everybody else right. We don't all have to agree. I think his argument is in this far right, you know, Bible thumping sect of Christianity, they think it is their moral duty. And like they're playing politically like the super long game with our politics.

Like they set their sights on Robi Wade. And they set their sights on a long time ago ago and it's a long game because they want Everybody to live and fucking handmade tale right and here's the deal I'm just gonna say historically speaking when you put groups of religious people together and they live on compounds and whatnot I'm just saying a lot of fuckery goes on. Right. Look at the Mormons. A lot of fuckery. Don't get me started on the Catholics. The Hillsong.

The Hillsong Church. So whenever you get these groups of people and you get to all be together and you get to have your religious agenda, I see a lot more fuckery in that than I do with a lady Gaga concert. For sure. Like you and I just, I mean, free based,

intravenously and smoked. This shiny, happy people, the duggers. Yes. Oh my gosh. So by their logic, these people did everything biblically they're supposed to do, right? They had a bunch of fucking kids. I mean, selfish breeding out the wazoo.

They, you know, everything was for God, every, you know, red bibles, the curriculum was only Bible and Christ centered and all this stuff. Well, guess what happens? You know, Jim Bob Sun is a, you know, predator, a predator, molested his own sisters. And so it's like, you know, if this is such that utopia that you all claim it as show us where it's worked, you know, if this is such that utopia that you all claim it is, show us where it's worked, where it doesn't end up in a bunch of feckery. Right. Because it always ends up in feckery, and I just want to point this out, the least religious first world countries on the globe, which is like the Scandinavian countries, hardly anybody's religious there. They're happy factor is higher.

They have very low teenage pregnancy rates. They have very low STD rates. They have very low divorce rates. Some of them don't even marry because they think it's kind of stupid and they just partner up for life. These people are far more moral than these fucked up, Bible thumping compounds

that people get involved in. You know, everybody knows I didn't grow up with religion. I'm just gonna say this for the permanent record. The most fucked up people I've ever met in my life are the most religious. 10 times out of 10. Absolutely, probably 100% correct. But the biggest, the saddest part of the whole thing

is it's only one religion. They're saying everybody has to be Christian. Right. So it's like, well, the Muslim, why can't they be Muslim? When do they get to Ken Prey before a football game on a Friday night? If prayer is allowed, let's bring the Muslims to the prayer meeting before the game at a football game. In Oklahoma, they

would faint down a way. They would lose their skin. That's what I want to happen. They would lose, but that's why it's the separation of church and state. But they want to get rid of all of that. They want to get rid of it, but it's a slippery slope because then you can have the satinists and then you can have the Muslims and you can have the Hindus. And they don't want that. They only want theirs. Well, and specifically, I think we can even, I think we can even narrow it down even more. They want white Anglo-Saxon Protestants.

Men, yes. Got to be men because women are, you have to submit to your husband. Submission. That's one thing that pisses me off because if you and I had submitted to our husbands, we would be total crackheads. Absolutely. Like they had really bad ideas. Really bad ideas. Like I had to send Josh to rehab listener five times.

And if I had submitted to him, I would have been a drug addict with him. And our kids would be like in DHS service. So that is just, it's a stupid thing. It's stupid, I've had it. And you know another thing that begged me about that and all that, all the cult watching stuff. The men pick the hair days for the women. And it's all that shitty, long, awful, bufanti hair.

And the awful clothes. Yeah, I just don't get it. Yeah, I mean, you know, right up there with the sexual abuse is the fucking bad hair. Well, I'm just saying. It's like horrible hair and horrible clothes. I mean, not, I guess it's not comparable, but that is what came to my mind. But I agree with the caller. I mean, it is, it, it, get, if you're, if you, if you claim that your live plan and the way you live your life is so great then why every time you all get together and do shit does it end up an

Object fuckery Your move Bible tempers your move mic drop. Yeah, okay. Next we've got Aisha P Hey Jennifer and palms just wanted to say that my wife and I love your podcast. We listen to you guys in the mornings, totals and but have to say we've had it with fucking hosting. We moved a little outside of the city. Now everyone comes to our place like it's a fucking oasis. We clean before, we hire a cleaning lady, we clean during, we clean after, we provide

the beverages. We're fucking TripAdvisor, Expedia provide the beverages. We're fucking trip advisor, Expedia, and the Marriott all in one. No, if I wanted to own a hotel, I would have. I just bought a fucking house and I want some zen. I've had it. No one cares when they're here. Treat it like your own. Love the fam. But Hostens got to go. Bye ladies. I think she is on to something. I think any kind of family guest should stay in a hotel. Totally. You know, my house before this house, we didn't have a guest bedroom.

Right. And it was the smartest thing ever. My current house has a guest bedroom. And it's a problem. Right. You've had lots of different. It's a problem when you have a guest bedroom. Because if you just don't have one, you say,

I'm so sorry, we don't have an available bedroom and then they have to stay in a hotel. But I mean, hosting people, especially family. Yeah, I mean, if it's like your friends from college that you're dying to see, you probably don't do that every weekend, but by the time you feed them and buy all their alcohol and stuff, I mean, it's expensive.

On top of the claiming and everything, here alcohol and stuff, I mean, it's expensive. On top of the claiming and everything, here's the one thing I don't like about hosting is you are not comfortable in your own house. You always feel like you have to be on. Right. I just like to completely detach from everything and I just feel completely, organically myself in my home. Right.

Walk around without a brawn, you know, crazy face mask on or whatever. If you don't want to, if you don't want to talk, you don't have to talk. Sometimes I like to come home from pickleball around 536 pm and I'm not afraid to do an immediate costume change into the PJs and report immediately to my bed with my French bulldogs and fluff for three report immediately to my bed with my French bulldogs and fluff for three solid hours in my bed. And if you have a house guest, you have to figure out dinner. You know what you have to do?

You have to yak mouth. You have to yak mouth. But here's another thing is then you're like, well, where do you want to eat? Well, oh, we don't care. You pick. Okay. I'm going to pick Italian. Oh, we don't eat pasta. We're gluten free

I mean, there's just so many. It's a minefield problems I don't want to be a guest. I don't want to be a home. No, God no. Yeah, because it's again, you're just not completely Comfortable, you know, you're you're inhibited both ways if you were the host you have inhibitions about completely, you know, you're you're inhibited both ways. If you were the host, you have inhibitions about completely, you know, relaxing in your own home. I completely agree, completely agree. And then also want to point out that I think that your lesbian arc has really solidified our lesbian listeners. I know it makes me so happy. She and her wife, it's a love it is in for them that they do together. I love it. Yeah. Pumps, I've had it up to my eyeballs with you diagnosing yourself with stuff on the internet. I know it's bad and it's always the worst case scenario. You go down these TikTok rabbit holes,

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Temperatures, okay. I'm sitting at my desk. My nipples are rock hard being air conditioned to sub-zero temperatures. Okay, I'm sitting at my desk. My nipples are rock hard. I've got a goddamn blanket around my legs. I fucking had it. You know what, if it was as cold outside as it is inside, because of all this air conditioning, we'd have the heater on.

So what gives? I don't fucking understand it. I don't get why it. I don't get why we have to overcompensate for how hot it is outside. We can honestly have it at a good 69 degrees and call it a day. I don't need it to be so cold that not only does time stop, but aging stops. It's so fucking stupid. I don't need to be preserved. He's 100% right. Last night, Josh and I went to dinner. And I had just played pickleball and I had on like, you know, a little tennis skirt and it like a, like a,

tall, sheen of sweat, which makes you cooler. Yes. And we're sitting there and I was freezing my ass off. And I thought we've reached the season where it's like incredibly, starting to get incredibly hot outside, and you walk into a freezer. I don't know why he says universally year round, let's just make it 69. Right. Year round. That would be great, but there is an overcompensation in the winter, and I'm always freezing my ass off, and I get so cold that I look forward to going out to my car and getting in and it feels like an oven inside. Just to kind of thaw me off a little bit. I think

James is going to be very disappointed with me because there is nothing that I enjoy more than an ice cold room. Now I can totally agree like 68 69 24 hour today. That's fine. But if I'm going to pick between an office that's hot and stuffy or freezing my ass off till my nipples fall off, I'm gonna go with the freezing. Why does it have to be either or? Well, I'm just saying, it sounds like it is either or. We're not getting a lot of median temperature. No, it's, I'm very cold natured.

See, I'm not. I'd be probably sweating like a horn church sitting right next to him. I mean, I've seriously worked with people that they have their space heater going on because I've kept the office so hot and they have their space heater going on under their desk.

I mean, you mean you kept the office so cold? I kept the office so cold that they had to have a space heater. Yeah, because it was freezing, but I just, I'm just a hot piece of ass. You are. You are. I mean, and I think that ass. You are. You are. And I think that's been injected into the permanent record.

If not before. Now. Totally. I mean, you're default setting is hot. Temperature wise. For sure. Just I think all around. Hot.

Hot. Hot ticket. Hot. Yep. I would rather burn to death than be cold. Yeah, I can't stand it. It's so bad at my house when the kids were little that when friends would spend the night, they would bring their own blankets. So now I just have a big room, a big cabinet upstairs full of like 16, 17, 18, 19 blankets that they pull out. It's literally like your house is the morgue.

I know, it's dark and cold. It's cold. I mean, I went, listener, I drove to the suburbs yesterday. I told Emily, I was like, why are you here? Like, you were like, oh, I'll just come out there and I was like, so let's not. Okay. Listener, I drove to the suburbs yesterday

and she's like, okay, I'll put the garage door open for you. It is literally 12 noon full sun, not a cloud in the sky. I walk in and it's unbelievable. It just always shocks me how dark it is. Well, but we were sitting with all natural light. Everything was open. I didn't need an overhead light. When I walked into the house, before we got to the place that we said, I'm always shocked

by how dark it is. I mean, it is just, it is a morgue. It's freezing. It's dark. It's a morgue. It makes me worry about, I don't know, everybody's mental well-being, not having light and things that humans need. We're not not eternal as a species. Yeah. I just think you ought to just take that off your worry list, Ender. Why do you care? But you know when it comes to you, I'm incredibly nosy. Co-dependent. Get in total. That's it.

And you me. Perhaps, look, I'm not denying it. Okay. The last one is Claire C. Hey, Jennifer and the undisputed star of the show, pumps, I'm a big fan of the show. I watch it all the time. Sometimes I fall asleep to it. It's kind of like a really chaotic S more. So yeah, what I've had at what is I'm Irish. And one of the things that really sort of grates me

is when people come up to me, you're like, oh, you're Irish and then make some sort of noise. There's an attempt to be an Irish accent that sounds a bit like, you know, of a goose was having a stroke and farting at the same time. And they'll always come up and they go, oh, potatoes are some sort of nonsense like that. And it just the next time that happens to be I'm gonna tire up around my waist The waist of the person that's

Attempting this accent and I'm just gonna walk us both into a volcano Yeah, that's people do want to match accents. Like if you're talking to somebody with an accent face, I shouldn't say they. I have found myself doing that like a fucking moron. Well, I've noticed you and my husband, Josh, both, when you're around somebody that maybe has an accent and or speaks English as a second language. Instead of speaking more clearly, you assume the person's deaf and you increase your volume.

It's nonsensical. You do it. I do it. You do it. I've been to Mexico with you multiple times and you are screaming. I know. Instead of trying your 100 percent right at the top of your lung. I just get louder.

Josh Welch does the same thing. I remember we were in France and we hopped in a noob and the boys and I were in the back seat. Josh is sitting in the front seat. French people are not real big on chit chat, okay, which is one of the perks of being French. One of the top reasons to be French, right, not a lot of Yakmah that you can go on. So Josh is sitting in the front seat and he starts talking to this Uber driver and the Uber driver, you could tell one of the net I'm doing with him. So instead of just following that social cue and shutting the fuck up, he increased the volume. And the boys and I are just sitting back there. It's like fucking

Clark Griswald traveling with him sometimes, you know? And we're just both, and I'm just like, I just have to let him do this. And then he started all this, like started talking to drivers about weather. Oh my gosh. Stop. I've had it with the constant. Like the small talk, can we just remove weather from it? It is what it is. It's all you weather from it? It is what it is.

It's all you've got. But it is what it is. I know. Everybody can observe what the weather is. I know, but I've been actually from my car. And I mean, there was nothing. And I just pulled off the weather. That's your moment to shut the fuck up.

I know, but sometimes you can enjoy the silence. Some people won't let you enjoy the silence. I see, I think it's feeding cats. I think you're feeding those stray cats. Sometimes I just love, love, love, that she brought that up because I do it. I start talking to somebody with an accent, start talking louder, start trying to fake the accent. I don't know why I do that. It's ridiculous.

Yeah. I gotta do better. You've got to do better. Got to do it. Thank you. And I think you need to try to not be so loud. I know, but I think that ship sailed properly. That's why my dog doesn. Thank you. And I think you need to try to not be so loud. I know, but I think that ship sailed probably. That's why my dog doesn't like you. Facking your dog has been in love with me

the last few times I've kept. You know, why? Because you've done a much softer landing into the studio. Well, I just get so fucking tired if you bitching about the dog barking because you walk in with this high pitch. Just because I feel so good. So I feel and fun and happy. Okay, there's a huge difference and I'm gonna tell you something I think not only that I've had it with, but our listeners will probably pile on with this. And it is the American Girl Affect.

Oh my God, hi, Cheney, how are you? I know, I've just done that my whole life. Instead of just walking and saying, hey guys, what's up? Don't try to change me now, Jenny. Well, I am for protection of my dogs eardrums because that pitch it hurts him and his sister Chacha. Chacha loves me she never ever complained. She does love you but I'm just saying I think you could tone it down and not your two. I know I think it's I just think I can't change at this point

think you could tone it down and not your two. I know, I think it's, I just think I can't change it at this point. And in true to form fashion, I'm like sweating all at once because we were talking about being hot. Now I'm like, the studio's hot. Flop sweat, I'm in a flop sweat. Pretty close, not there yet, but I'm close. We're gonna have to turn the air down.

Listeners, we are going on tour. Please go to Apple. See, we're asking you to go to Apple and give us a five star review and the lead comments there because it helps us with Apple. So tell us where you'd like to go to where they're and lastly I mean obviously you do all the stuff that you're supposed to do so that's all we got that's all we got We will see you next Thursday or Tuesday or both. I think you should have to always start with today's Thursday. So then the next one is going to be Tuesday.

I don't know why, because if you only listen to Thursday, it's going to be the next Thursday. That is a terrible precedent and a terrible suggestion for our listener just that they would only listen one day a week. a week do you think we have a bunch of Tuesday Thursday Thursday Tuesday however you want. Listener I'm so sorry that pump suggested that you all were slackers and half-ass stuff we will see you next Tuesday listener because I know you will be there. I'm telling you what I've had up there.

But, here it is. I'm gonna have it with that.