I've Had It - The Cult Has No Culture

Episode Date: August 14, 2025

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So are we supposed to start the podcast? Ready, one, two, three. Patriots, gay, tauts, black triots, brown triots, they treatets. Welcome to America's top DEI podcast pumps. What have you had it with? Okay, we have talked about airport stuff. You talked about the B.O. in an airport. What I've had it with, and I mean had it, is people that do not cover their feet in an airport. And so I have a visual aid from my trip that I just took. This person and these feet with those toenails, that is so fucking gross. He sat right across from me the

whole time. I don't even have a sick stomach. And I was a little bit nauseous the entire time. Cover your feet. If your toes look like that, cover your feet. If you cannot do it for yourself and you think that's fine to roll around with those feet. Do it for everybody else because that is disgusting. Listener, for those of you that are listening, let me describe what you're seeing. Kylie, if you'll pop that back up. What we have here is a SpongeBob slide.

And we have some toes that are as yellow as SpongeBob. And the big toe nail looks to be, I would say, an inch too long. We've got crusty discoloration. just a trim would have helped the situation immensely. But I agree that's a travesty. It's a travesty. And here's the thing. I thought, why did he do that?

He was with a wife. I scouted both their fingers. They were laying all over each other. I'm like, why hasn't she told him he has to cut those? Like there were so many questions. My head spun the whole flight because I was just like, why does he have that? why has she not told him why is why am i seeing it all of these things are spinning in my head the whole trip it's gross yeah it is just flying is just really gone downhill i mean it is just really

really gone downhill i'm all for like an ath leisure look um i always if i'm wearing sandals on the plane i always grab a pair of socks and stick them in my purse because my feet get really cold on airplanes and um you know sometimes you you have a sandal look for the day that SpongeBob Sandal look was, I mean, we need to call the fashion police and enforce an absolute arrest immediately. I don't even know that a ticket would suffice. No, it's incarceration. Yeah, straight to jail. I think we could probably go past the trial, just an immediate incarceration for that egregious fashion violation. That is really bad. It's bad, really bad. Okay. Let me tell what I've had it with. I've had it with how stupid.

Fox News is. So, listener, y'all probably saw that we went viral and it was over me telling all of the white triple Trumpers that like to go eat Mexican food that love their gay hairdresser, that they should be banned, that they should be boycotted. Okay. We literally have a fascist takeover. The president of the United States, cancels mctaco tits, acts as though he just got a day pass from either a psychiatric center or the memory care wing of a nursing home.

He's slurring. He is trying to declare martial law in D.C. He's saying he's going to Russia when he's actually going to Alaska. He's ass deep in the Epstein files and all of this stuff. There's a lot of news to report. His Secretary of Defense just re-grammed or retweeted somebody that wants to do away with the 19th Amendment, which gives women the right to vote. So there's a lot of newsworthy stuff.

Well, what do they do? they spend all day one day talking about a 51 year old podcaster that's me and a 45 second viral clip that I had as though that is newsworthy and here's why because it triggered them because the list of things that MAGA people are triggered by just grows by the day it started with drag drag queens and story hours oh my god terrifying scared to death they're scared at blue cities They're scared of trans people. They're scared of teachers' unions. They're scared of gay people.

They're scared of lesbians. They're scared of immigrants. They're scared of black people, who they also call thugs. They're scared of now we have the liberal white woman. And they are just the list of people that they're scared of is unbelievable. But here's what really gets my goat about Fox News. Me, as a consumer of news, if I found out, that my news source was sued and had to pay $1 billion for lying to the audience,

I would have enough wherewithal to go, I don't think I'm going to watch that show anymore because they lied to the tune of $1 billion. I actually have a billion reasons why not to watch this channel. But not MAGA. They pull up every night, tap the vex. vein, inject that jet stream of racist bullshit right into their veins. And it is so pathetic and pitiful. And I just cannot believe that it's still a thing, that people are that fucking

dumb. It's so bad that Sean Hannity, they've, you know, in deposition, basically said he thought Trump was a lying nut. Laura Ingram comes out in this lawsuit, says Trump is a lying nut. Tucker Carlson says he can't stand the guy. all of this is all over the news all of it is all over the news that these people lie constantly. They had to pay out a settlement of a billion dollars

and these dipshit still pull up every night and think they're so goddamn smart by watching it. It just blows my mind. Well, I think that what they have in common with Fox News is hate, racism, misogyny, and it's a steady diet of misogyny and racism.

And when there's anything inconvenient to talk about, for example, that Donald Trump is in the Epstein files. What do they talk about Biden? If there's anything, you know, Trump is declaring martial law in a U.S. city and he's militarizing the United States armed forces against American cities. What are they going to talk about? Jennifer Welch. And that tells me that, A, they know how bad it is because Rupert Murdoch, we know he does. He's got the Wall Street Journal proving every day he knows exactly what's going on in reality. But he serves up delusion for the Craven. And you're a much easier target than Trump and telling these people that streamline hate and racism that

they were losing the dollar. We are losing the American brand. The economy is in the shitter. It's easier to talk about you and Joe Biden than it is to. actually reveal the facts to these people. Because honestly, they don't want to hear it. As long as you're talking about black people and putting women in their place, they're in. Yeah. You know, the good liars are friends. So DeVron texts me after the whole viral thing. And he said, he goes, here's what MAGA thinks. Keep the Mexican food, deport the Mexican. It's so true. And it's so true because like the MAGA people in your life and you know who we're talking about if all of the workers at the Mexican restaurant that they frequent got

deported but they replaced them with white people but kept the same recipe it would be even better for them right they'd like it more they'd like it more but I just think what strikes me and I can't emphasize this enough is the people that are triple trumpers that love the Fox News situation they go in to a Mexican restaurant with zero empathy and with zero acknowledgement that they are taking, that their vote would deport these people, that they have so little accountability because of their entitlement, lack of empathy, and they think they're better than these people, and that they get to judge them, and it's gross. And I do think there's also been this kind of exposure of these white people feel ownership over these minorities.

like, you know, we let you in. Right. Or, you know, to black athletes, you entertain us. And it just, it just, the white culture of all of this and the direct line to Fox News, I think when all of this is autopsied, you know, Fox News's role in radicalizing so many people because there used to be a time period where you could, somebody could be a Republican and somebody could be a Democrat. And it wasn't that big of a divide like it is now.

Now it's like the Republicans that I know, I know, you know, well, we know they're anti-family. Right. I know that. We know they're anti-child. We know that they're anti-gay. We know that they're racist. We know that they're anti-capitalism because Trump is pretty much doing away with capitalism. In order to be a capitalist, you have to go kiss his ring and do favors for him and do a trophy

presentation in the White House, and he's meddling all in business. Republicans used to be laissez-faire economics. Now it's all hands-on right in the middle of it. We know they're not for limited government anymore because Trump is expanding the federal government massively. So we know that these people absolutely have no conviction whatsoever, except for whatever Jesse Waters and a few other Fox personality people say to them and they buy it. But I just, I never understood, and I'm sure some Catholics are going to get mad at me for saying this. I never understood how when you find out that there's this massive sex scandal in the Catholic church that you could continue being a Catholic.

Like we're talking thousands of pedophiles, years and years and years of cover-up. I just think then you realize this maybe not as values-wise isn't a good fit for me. And so I'm shocked that it prevailed. And I'm shocked that, you know, Fox News prevails. because I apply this logic that there's a lot of red flags there. I think maybe I'm going to go do something else. There's a lot of choices. And it survives and they stay because people are so hell-bent on things being their way and not opening up their minds. Absolutely. And I was at a dinner. Remember when Bill O'Reilly got fired because of the sexual harassment claims? I mean,

let's not forget Roger Ailes, who founded the whole thing and started it, also sexual harassment. But I was at a dinner and a family member was just up in arms because Bill O'Reilly got fired because it was a conspiracy against him. And I just was like, wow, like you will deny anything to feed your hate. Your hate is stronger and your cravenness is stronger than a tether to reality. It really is. It is. It is.

I've had it. I'm Jennifer. I'm Angie, the HBIC. Tell them what it means. Oh, had beaver in charge because I am a beaver. I attract frogs. I support Canada. And I will build the dam anytime.

I like it. All right. Let's check in with the lesbians. Kylie. Hi. So after we went viral, you can imagine our email inbox got pretty loaded up. And I thought it would be fun today to read a couple of them that are appropriate enough to read on air. because most of them are too awful for us to read.

I want to say this. Every time we've gone viral on Fox or in right-wing media, one thing I think the public needs to know is if you're a woman, you receive threats, a sustained threat of sexual violence. In your DMs, on your messages, in your email, they try to find your phone number. And it is very descriptive sexual violence that these MAGA people wish upon you and threatened to do to you.

They even find out who your children are and try to go after them. And that's who your peers are, Fox viewers. So when your Bible study with all your white friends, just know that you vote with and live in a tent with a bunch of sexual predators. And I just want to say this again. I've said it on our other podcast. Maga is the party of sexual deprivation. She was talking about a family member that was completely fine with Bill O'Reilly being a sexual predator and actually wanted to pray for him because MAGA is the party of sexual depravity.

Maga is anti-family. Maga is anti-child. Maga is a party that covers up and protects sexual predators always. You never see them defend the victim. And they never take the side of the woman. So it surprises me zero that these people have like Bibles and on their Instagram bios and I'm sure in their email boxes, you know, like John 316 and all that. Women are disposable. It's patriarchal by design, all this Christian stuff.

Women are disposable. So wishing a man that sends you that stuff in this weenie sphere, what do you call it, Winer's sphere? Wineosphere. The winesphere. They think they have a right to say that to you because you're a woman and all you're good for is breeding. It's fucking ridiculous.

Let me ask you this. You know, I was no biblical scholar. Do you know what John 316 is? I do. What is it? For God so loved the world, he gave his only begotten sons. Whoever believes in him shall not perish but have everlasting life. Nailed it.

Nailed it. I don't think I could forget that if I tried. No, that's like indoctrinated from John. I would have no idea what that is. That's like A, B, C, D, EFG. Yeah. That's the same. like the level of emphasis on it so if you just believe in jesus then you can be a sexual predator

apparently yes per john that's how they've applied it per john 316 right for who who what was it for lives in him shall not die about have eternal life yeah right so that's the reach around that's the skirt all of it's the skirt yeah all of it is the skirt all of it is the skirt all right Kylie, what did these psychos email us? Okay. Let's start with Lisa. And she says, my ass is not fat. I hate Cracker Barrel and I am for deporting criminals that are here illegally and your plastic face looks like a smushed Barbie. Now let's look into your illegal shenanigans. What are my illegal shenanigans? There are none. But I do appreciate the fact that the first thing she makes clear is she doesn't have a fat ass, which I just want everybody to know, fat ass is like, you're annoying.

Like, I constantly use fat ass. You don't have to have a fat ass to be called a fat ass. I don't think. I certainly don't use it in my vernacular that way. All right, Kylie, who's next? Okay. This one is from Kevin. Of course.

And he says, hey, Lesbo rugmuncher Jennifer Welch, you're a whack job, liberal piece of shit. Go fuck yourself. Lesbo rug muncher. That is just, you know, so you guys, this is the mild version of these messages that you get. And I just think like, wow, like their whole identity, if you're in MAGA, it is a full-time job. Like you wake up and you probably, you know, you've got to troll the socials, the podcasting bros, the Wynosphere. And then you tune into Fox. And then you have to figure out, like, who all am I going to troll today?

Right. liberals aren't as good as doing this because we have other things going on in our lives. Like owning the conservatives is not a part of my agenda as depraved and horrible as I think all of these people are. I will vote for their right to earn a livable wage and I don't want them to suffer. And to the contrary, because of my opinion and because of my beliefs, they want to sexually torture me. And that's the difference between the right and the left. And so these MAGA, and I want to always say white, these white Mag Christians that have formed this mega church culture where these kids are raised to think about sex in such a shameful way

and like this in cell culture that they're raised in. Yet they have all of these urges. Then their mommy catches them beating off and then they're grounded. and they're told they're going to burn into hell. Like, here's the thing. And I'm just going to go on permanent record and say this. It is 2025. Right.

Why are we relying on a document that is thousands of years old when we have evolved past the best parts of that? Like, we've evolved past of it. And another thing, the Constitution. I want it to withhold, but I think a lot of things need to be modified in it. Here's a prime example. The U.S. Senate. Oklahoma gets two senators, and we have about three million people statewide.

I think like South Dakota has less than a million people live there and they have two senators. California has 60 million people, 60 million and they get two senators. That is not really representation. No. These are ways that you get this minority that's cuckoo, that's delulu, that that, that, that think they have a lot more leverage than they should because it's cooked in. I think that needs to be changed. If you want to read the Bible and it gives you a sense of peace, great. The people I live around read the Bible, they're the most hateful, judgmental, hypocritical pieces of shit

on the planet. Truly, they are. There are some friends of mine that are Christian light, but I don't even think they read the Bible. They like just have like some sort of spirituality in their life. And I don't oppose that. If you want to read the Bible all the time, I don't oppose that. Quit projecting your own turmoil about worshipping a being that will send you to hell forever because it can get jealous if you flirt with another God, which is a really juvenile thing to do. And quit trying to project all the hatred you have about that flaw in that system onto other people and browbeat them. It's really fucked up. It's really fucked up. And mind your own fucking business. Like don't try to save everybody. Mind your own fucking business. Stay in your

line. Let's move on to the news. Adult pacifiers are trending in China as a way to cope with stress and anxiety. Adult sized pacifiers are becoming a trend among young people in China as a way to cope with stress, anxiety, insomnia, and even to quit smoking. Psychologists link the habit to a regression phenomenon where individuals find comfort in childlike objects. Health experts caution that prolonged use can cause dental misalignment, jaw problems, mucosal damage, and even pose choking and breathing risks. Here's the thing. I'm like, for whatever gets you by, if you want to suck on a pacifier as a ground adult, swing for

the fences. I personally have suffered from pacifier teeth stuff because I had to pay for a speech pathologist because my youngest had a pacifier until he was three. So I'm just like, beware. But if I thought sucking on a pacifier would help me quit vaping, I'd probably do it. Like, I just, I'm not that worried about it. If you want to do a pacifier, go ahead. I kind of agree.

Like, I mean, I think there is a lot of global regression going on with our species right now. I think that, I mean, I don't personally want to be in public and see adults with pacifiers in their mouth. But in light of seeing people rounded up. deported, denied due process, sent to that horrific, horrific concentration camp in El Salvador. And I think often about that gay Venezuelan that was here. And he was here legally. And they rounded him up because he had a tattoo. That was the only thing that he did that they didn't like.

Well, and of course he was brown. And I read that he was sexually assaulted and I'm sure tortured at this place. And I just, I don't want that done in our name. So maybe if these maga men that run the country, we all know they're titty babies. We all know their beta males. If a pacifier would fix them, I'll be all on board with it. That's a great point. If a pacifier would fix them, I would go out and I'd find every pacifier on the planet and pass them out.

Maybe they just need to suck on something. Do you get it? Of course, my mind's always in the gutter. I get it. All right. Listen up, listeners. we have a guest today that I have been following on Instagram for quite some time. And then I show pumps.

And she's like, oh, my God, I follow him on Instagram all the time. So I message him because this guy, you think we call it out during the whole Jeff Bezos wedding, he did roll call. And it is like next level like he goes. And, you know, Kim Kardashian is that fucking loser. I mean, he goes at these people so hard. I can't even express how much I love it. It's just like I need it intravenously in my body at all times. This man's name is Blakely Thornton.

He is a pop culture anthropologist, and you can find his hot takes on Instagram and TikTok. As well, he has a new podcast called Yester Gays. So let's welcome to I've had it. I hope my new future BFF that I can drink HaterAid with at all times, Blakely Thornton. Pumps and I need to share with everybody that we have written a book. It's called Life is a Lazy Susan of shit sandwiches. And believe it or not, Pumps and I have not always been so rock solid. And we talk about all of our trials, tribulations, most of all are fuckups. Yes, because fuckups are relatable and a part of the human experience. I have gotten so

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I'm here and I'm queer. And somebody's got to get used to it. I'm here for it. I'm sat for the here and queer portion of the United States. I just have to talk to you about the roll call that you did during the Bezos wedding. And I believe that maybe I read that Lauren Sanchez Bezos got wind of this and maybe gave you the big block. Yeah, Lauren's blocked me. It's an achievement.

It's a crowning achievement. in my internet history is that Lauren Sanchez Bezos blocked me. Congratulations. That's good for you. I mean, you got under her skin. Oh, on the wedding weekend. Yes. Well, like, what are you doing?

On your wedding, you're worried about what somebody's saying on social media, but I think that's just what this group that's, here's my theory, billionaires are bored. Oh, yeah. They have to go in submersibles, they have to take down democracy because they're bored. But the women, they do good. stuff with their money. Melinda Gates. Not all. There's that bitch that owns in and out burger. Oh, that's right. Billion dollars. You're right. She is not off the hook. That bitch wants to. Yeah. That bitch wants to move to Tennessee because Gavin Newsom wants to make sure the

minimum wage in California is higher. And she's just having a hard time doing business. She's worth $8 billion. I mean, come on. I have a theory that once you don't have to fly commercial ever, that you lose your humanity. Because no matter how wealthy you are, the plane will leave with or without you. You get to smell the smells, see the sites, learn all the cheese-based sauces that are popular throughout this country. And once you can just skip all that and get on a plane, I feel like a certain part of a humanity is left behind, which is why all these billionaires are out of their fucking minds because they don't experience America. America is like what they talk about at Davos or like on their yacht. You know, Blakely, I thought when I saw last week

when Tim Cook humiliated himself in front of Donald Trump. This is a gay man who had an uphill battle to get to where he did because of his gainess. And he made it. And the tech world embraced him. And Apple is genuinely like I like my iPhone. I like my computer. I don't want to hate Apple. But I saw him do this humiliation exercise.

And then I thought there has never been an advertisement against capitalism like this. that you are less free as a billionaire, that you have to go and bend the knee to cancels make taco tips if you're a billionaire. I don't have to go bend the knee to cancels. I don't have to do that. So I'm freer than Tim Cook. I might fly commercial, but I would rather ride in cargo or hitchhike. You know, a very dangerous hitchhiking trip across the country, then walk into that oval and pay that man

one ounce of price. So billionaires are less free than we are. I always say capitalism cannot be our highest order of operations. Like you cannot be willing to shit everyone down the river in honor of like more stuff. And I think that's what like the thesis is. It's like, oh, in protection of my ability to gain more stuff, let's shit away human rights and female bodily autonomy and gay marriage and abortion. All because what? Because you want like the chance to maybe buy a boat one day that's 10 feet bigger. Newsflack, baby. You own nothing.

That's why MAGA is so concerned with like owning the lips, because you don't own anything else, baby. You rent. You're a renter forever. Like, private equity owns all the single family homes, kids. Yeah. Get it together. And it's just, it's truly well.

But Tim Cook, you were a homosexual disappointment. Where's the camera? Tim Cook, you embarrass me. You embarrass yourself. And my text might go green because of this bullshit. I don't want a green text. you had us you had me at blue

you had me at I message but now I might Samsung because you fucked it up that bad you fucked it up that bad Timmy you're gonna go green bubble I might

I mean he might as well be straight like I'm gonna kick him out we can kick people out I agree he needs to have to marry a woman he needs to never see a blood again ever that was disgusting he's got to go down

he was ass up to Trump that's the only man you should be able to be ass up for for the rest of your life Donald Trump that's your punishment You can only fuck Trump for the rest of time. Oh, my God.

I just broke out and chill. I mean, it's so disappointing. You know, when this all happened and they all started bending the knee, I thought, and like, okay, well, we're the customer base. These Fortune 500 CEOs are going to stand up for us because we're the reason they're so rich. And they go and bend the knee, but here's how short-sighted it is. And I have a theory about this whole Tim Cook thing. Here's my theory.

So if you know if you study dictatorships, they start with, you know, like a Trump or a Putin-style person, all the oligarchs go and kiss their ass immediately to curry favor. But then all of a sudden, especially in Hitler's Germany and in Putin's Russia, these oligarchs start falling out of windows and having heart attacks and they start dying, right? You may remember the American Psycho Sons, Dumb and Dumber of Kangles McTacotot Tits, they announced two or three weeks ago Trump phone made in the USA. Here's my theory. I think dumb and dumber are going to take over Tim Cook and they're going to take over Apple and it's going to be Trump phone made in the USA. I think they're going to take it. That's my theory. Tell me, I'm wrong.

I mean, I can't. That's what I really wish. was like an onion headline. I don't know how the onion stays in the business anymore because shit's real. Like, we live in the dumbest timeline. So, like, honestly, Trump phone is not out of the room of possibility.

I don't know. Where does Tim go in all of this? Where do all these self-hating white gay billionaires go? Sam Altman-Fried, Tim Cook, to a lessor... Scott Bessent, that little evil demon queen. Peter Thiel. What do you guys want? What do you guys

want? J.D. Vance. Donald Trump All of Diddy Orwin Grindr crashed during the R&C Twice Guys Grindr, you know how hard it is for granted I live in Los Angeles Grindr has never crashed

I have been in West Hollywood and Grindr has Chelsea in New York Fire Island Grindr doesn't crash It crashed at the R&C That intensity that level of pent-up intense, repressed homosexuality only exists in the Republican Party. Completely agree. I completely agree.

I think that there's a lot of closeted homosexuals in the Republican Party. But I also have another theory that there are a lot of bicarious men that maybe they, the majority of the time, they're into screwing women. But sometimes when they're watching porn, the penis or the money shot is what did it for them. And then they're like, oh, shit, that was kind of gay. that's what that's what got me off and they can't handle it that maybe like their sexuality isn't 100% on a spectrum that 90% of the time it's a woman but sometimes they see a hard cock and that's exciting too and they just can't handle it so they want to browbeat you know drag queens and

trans kids and black gay men and gay people everybody's a little gay I think so much of this has to do with like shame if we didn't and that shame is largely based in the church but I feel like people who just treated sex the way they treat violence. I had this word like sex is creation, violence is destruction. For some reason in society, we are so much more comfortable with mass amounts of violence serve to children,

whether it's the Power Rangers or killing or Rambo. And yet we see like a woman's nipple and we want to have a fucking press conference or like a come to Jesus. When in reality, a woman's nipple is actually less sexual than a man's because it serves a biological purpose. We have men shut up to a brawis

because these nipples are only for a rogy. erogeny whatever you know what i mean like women feed babies if anything women's nipples are just biologically necessary but yet through patriarchy and through misogyny and through religion we've said we told them they have to repress and cover their bodies and that like everybody that isn't like a strong high high value male is somehow weak i don't know that was my ted talk but men are stupid being heterosexual america got the puritans we got the religious freaks You know? And so it's like when you go to Europe, it's not like you don't have all these Bible thumpers where we live. Oh my God. I mean, these Bible thumpers, these white women in their Bible studies and their crosses, it's so nauseating Blakely. And they're just, here's what pisses me out. This is why I went viral this past week. All these white women around here that I know Triple Trump, the reason they even halfway look good is because of gay men. They've got. a gay man that helped them pick out their outfit they got a gay man that taught them the

right lipstick shade they have a gay man that taught them the right shade of color that they should be it they have a gay man that gave them the sassy cut and then they go and vote against the gays while enjoying brunch on sundays getting all liquored up it just makes me so goddamn mad this is i think you should boycott we should boycott like honestly you got to show me who you voted for before i'm going to teach you a cut crease or how to contour or what looks flattering on you and if you told me it's trump we're going to go full sabotage you know you wear that bias cut you dumb bitch you go outside this is how you trap a man like give them bad streaks give them just like may your face never match your neck like that's the next step ladies

is gay sabotage so like if you if you're a triple trumper yeah and you're out in a coastal city yeah baby it's a movement we're looking to sabotage your ass could there be an argument being made that the MAGA look like you see all these women at Mar-a-Lago, could it be that they've already been infiltrated because their look. They all look the same and it's not great. The gays that are helping certain MAGA women are self-hating gays because I don't think any self-respecting gay with ability in those areas would help them because I think that's how you get the MAGA makeup look with the absence of gays or gays that also have biblical shame. Okay. Blakely, what we've we could talk about.

all this forever but what have you had it with like right off right out of the gates what have you had it with this week i've had it with racists that use aavee like what are you that is the biggest cognitive dissonance like back it with racism original recipe like they hadn't like found our sauce or they weren't listening to hip hop but every time a racist says like we're clapping back at liberals you're quoting jaw rule you idiot you're quoting a black rapper or like when they're using like shit from drag race like every time i see a republican be like Like, it's serving cunt. No, nothing, no.

You shut your mouth. You shut your stupid mouth. You're quoting gay black people. Stop using our language to try to oppress us. You can't reheat my nachos. Don't reheat my nachos. But yes, that is number one for me. Like, you better use the king's fucking English if you're going to be a racist, okay?

Yeah. I agree. I think there's so much that white people don't realize how much better their life is because of black people, specifically black American culture, how much soul and personality and identity that is brought to their lives, I think they're completely oblivious to it. And you hear like, I heard like the podcasting bros talking about drip. And I'm like, what? You don't get to say drip.

You are not a fucking ally. Shut the fuck up and just be white and go put on your little. clan robe and you know go masturbate to your stock portfolio because nobody wants to hear you try to be black and but i just like i think that's the problem with like gen z conservatives is because i think for me like gen i'm 39 but i feel like gen z learns a lot through ticot but i also think they don't realize they're being served so much black culture and they don't know it's black culture which is even more frustrating when you like a 20 year old 25 year old podcast would be like Bitches don't be no one.

Like, what, who? Huh? Also, you're a virgin. You're a virgin that can't drive. Be quiet. You know, here's a prime example. Name an American artist and a white American artist that after their performance at a huge event, it went on for weeks and weeks and weeks analysis and reliving it as much as Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime show.

Oh, my God. it got better the more you watched it, the more you deep dived into it, the more you experienced it through the lens of what it meant to black culture. And you see that, like at first, white people were like, this is weird. Well, then it's all over because black people instantly got it. The shade that was thrown at Drake. I mean, just how smart he is. Kendrake was watching with my mom and sister screaming. My dad was watching because my dad loves football, me, my sister, my mom love Siza. So we're watching in separate rooms. And like the way we were screaming like it was the actual game. I was like, oh, A minor. Oh, all the scores. I was like, we're sitting there

screaming for the halftime show. But yeah, people got told on to because there was there was some shut up and triple energy. Oh, yeah. Everybody that had no business or lacked the depth to even in conversation. Hear me out. Y'all tell me if you think I'm crazy. I think the Democrats need to hire Kendrick Lamar if he would do it. And he needs to be the advisor to the Democratic Party right now because he could have this shit handled, the messaging, everybody being on the same page. The fact that a 51-year-old white woman in Oklahoma City went viral for shit talking was on Fox News all day yesterday tells you in what bad shape we're in. I'm not saying my, my shade wasn't good.

It was great shade. It was good. Triggered. It should be mixed into so much shade right now. It should have never been in isolation that big. Why are we being nice? What is being nice got us? Can we run a mean liberal?

I want to run a fuck you liberal. And I think we need Kendrick to come and teach these Democrats how to handle this shit. And I mean, obviously, the very first thing they need to do is drop their AIPAC bag. And then after that, then they'll have credibility to really turn the tide against this fascist regime. We need petty with depth. You need to be petty with depth. Yeah. That's what you know?

You need to be like, I'm coming for you, but also like, let's bring all the people. But I agree. I think it's like, give me some, give me Jasmine Crockett and Kendrick. Just like talking shit. Just like all the bangers. Please. Or just like read people's criminal histories. Like just honestly, like when people.

He gets up there. Just like read all his DUIs. Just like read his DUI report to him. Like don't even be topical. Just like surprise them. Off topic. Oh, just like, oh, remember this? Or like all your sexual assaults.

Or like, or bring victims in. Like we need to start honestly being, we need to be stunt queens in this bitch. This is Rupal's drag race all stars, all winter season level shade we need at all times. But I completely agree. Kendrick being pet, like once Kendrick gives off the stadium tour,

let's get him. on the political door if we if we can afford him i know i know i just think if he could sit down with all of them and tell them how to message have you seen like oh my god it's so bad hakeem jeffreys will do like a post on instagram trying to be like a cool black guy and it's so oh my god it's so brutal bro just like cancel student loans just like just make sure i can get married next year, you know, make sure I can go to the doctor and not pay $17,000. Like, that's, I don't want you to be interesting. I want you to, like, help me live my life. But there's a way to, like, combine those two things that I think Kendrick could definitely help with.

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What do you think about Gavin? Do you so. We could go down that road all day. In this case, the enemy of my enemy is my friend. So I like when I fly out of the country going back to California knowing that they'll come get him first. I don't love his little convened anti-trans stances to like go kind of centrist. That was really shitty to me. I agree.

But in terms of I think standing up to the current, you know, ball, you know, testicle in chief of whatever the fuck we're dealing with, I think that needs to be the standard bear for all blue state governors to be like, fuck him. My whole thing is I love, okay, Gavin Newsom's hot, he's tall, he's good looking, he's eloquent. I mean, he's like 10 out of 10. And then he had that Charlie Kirk interview and the way he talked about trans people, it just, it ripped my heart out because I liked him so much. But I will say he is doing a really good job about taking a stand and being firm and clapping back, which Donald Trump is a bully because he's a little boy that mom. me and daddy didn't love him enough. And so he has to bully other people to make himself feel bigger. And Gavin Newsom is doing that now. But I just, it's really hard for me to reconcile the whole Charlie Kirk thing. But I'm going to because I'd rather be on team Gavin than team fascism.

Here's the thing. I want you guys to hear me out. This is what we have to do. And it's, and we're going to have to do big things and we're going to have to do uncomfortable things. And we're going to have to vote for some people. that we think are slightly morally compromised, that through trans kids under the bus, which I hate, we went, we did an episode just ripping Gavin. We were on the record for that. I don't like that Jeffries and Cory Booker are beholden so much to A-PAC that they cannot speak out about genocide with crystal clear clarity. But think about what Donald Trump did to his base. he moved everybody far to the right. And I think we can do the inverse of that. And we can get the politicians that we have because they are who we have. We beggars cannot be chooses. We've got these flawed warts and all people that represent us that aren't fascist. And we're going to have to

move them to the left. But the worst thing that happened during the last election is people didn't go vote for Kamala for this issue or that issue or this issue or that issue. And now women in my state can't get an abortion. We have a best friends of ours have a trans daughter. This little girl cannot receive health care. She can't even go see a therapist about her transness in this state. You have Kylie, our lesbian producer, all of her friends have fled the state because it is such a terrible place to be if you're LGBTQIA plus. So liberals, progressives, leftists, we're going to have to do hard things and we're going to have to vote for some people

that we think might be morally compromised or pieces of shit and you're literally going to have to hold your nose and go do it but we have to fucking vote. We have to we cannot give up any more of what these people have taken from us and we have to fight for everybody.

We can't get into the whole analysis paralysis which again I think is a little bit of what happened last election where it's like she doesn't cover everything you don't get every you can't always get what you want but sometimes you get what you need. guys the rolling stones the rolling fucking stones all right so we might not get everything we want but you know what we need is to not have fascism you just let's just focus on what we need and move it forward and then once we're all okay which is decades away at this point then we can fight about

the nitty gritty but like you know what i mean like all i don't i'm a deeply unsurious human all i want to do is talk about stupid shit and like 2005 pussycots doll performance like that's what I want to do. But that's not the world we live in. Okay. So I agree with you. We have to just fight for imperfect human beings, then deal with their imperfections once we've defeated the criminal rapists. I agree. I just think it's so important. And I think that we can, we can walk and chew gum at the same time. We can call out Trump. We can call out the hypocrisy we see in our party. But come 2026 and come 2028, we have to rattle the cages and tell people like, I get it. I don't like that party either, but this is what we're doing because nobody in the Democratic Party wants

to overturn gay marriage. Nobody in the Democratic Party wants somebody to die because their pregnancy is not viable. Nobody in the Democratic Party is going to meddle in business and make billionaires come and basically bend over for him like Tim Cook, the aforementioned unfree, shackled and tethered billionaire, that poor gay man. Just think about what he could be doing right now at Fire Island. Come on, man. Like, he's, Tim. I want to be like Tyra Banks.

I have never yelled the girl like this. We were rooting for you. We were all rooting for you, Tim Cook. And just with one little, like, it was like a fake award. Well, it was just, what was like a golden eye? It was so embarrassing. It was, you know, I think that Trump loves these humiliation exercises. I think he loves to see people do a 180 towards him.

He's like an emotional safety. in that way because you see how much he enjoys like everybody that works for him is on the record for having shit talk to him marco rubio jd vance um all heggseth they've all absolutely annihilated him it's just unbelievable um blakley let's play had it or hit it okay oh my god welcome to had it or hit it i would hit it pot it had it i had it i had it i'm I hit it every day, sometimes twice a day. Had it or hit it, skims. Had it.

Fuck skims and everyone that wears them. Okay, so I have to let you in on a little something. We used, skims used to be an advertiser. And, of course, I followed you on Instagram. You know, we are so into politics all the time. We're not really into pop culture. Neither Angie or me. I'm into tennis and politics.

That's the list. Big tennis, Ben Shilton, big win last week, baby. Oh, yeah. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Ben Shelton used to follow Candice Owens until tennis Twitter revealed that he followed her and then smoked him and then he had to unfollow her, but he still follows Vivek Ramoswamy. I hate to break your heart. I guess he's from Florida.

Maga. You have to always question somebody. It's safer. It's just safer in general, with the exception. of Cocoa Gough. It is safer in general to support the European men. This is why I only follow women's tennis. All men are disappointing, just like Jack Draper being like, I want to go to lunch with Trump, you beautiful fucking idiot. Now I can't root for you anymore. But anyway, we followed you on Instagram and I saw all of the skim stuff

and her ties to Trump. And then her Instagram. And it was through you. you. And then I just felt like we have so many LGBTQ plus followers. And I feel the duplicity. Like if people in our base, if she's supporting all this bigotry, I don't want to take her money. There's a million other advertisers we can do. So we canceled. They're at him. You know what? I have to give credit where credit is due. The people that work for her, they were one of our best partners. They would send us products and all of this stuff. But like why? Why does Kim, this is what pisses me off about it, about Kim Kardashian. Your product is panties and bras.

The most intimate thing a woman can put on her body. And then women in these red states, Kim Kardashian, go to the OBGYN, a very private personal matter. And they have these crusty old pink arm white men politicians that want to be right up in that pap smear. And they want to be right up in the vaginal ultrasound. And then they have to experience something. that they didn't choose to have, like complications with a pregnancy. Maybe they were raped. Maybe they're victims of incest.

And you sighed as a woman who sells panties that touch the vaginas and the tautas of all these women. And you side with these Christian nationalist weirdos. It pisses me off. And you know what I want in response to all of this? I want masturbation sperm accountability. I want to know where all this semen's going. Yeah. Truly.

That's like fucking illegally blonde. every every whatever jackoff that that's that's abandonment that's reckless abandonment okay cool that's a child yeah sure bro like yeah keep in your pants throw in some porn history too there's a bunch of people that i think are not in honestly that should be the next thing we do is democrats be like search search history yeah totally if you're out there bashing the LGBTQIA plus community we want to see your search history make your browse history surgery I would just think a panty and bra company for women should be the biggest supporter of women's health issues. It's just, to me, those two things would go hand at hand.

But what do I know? I'm just a dipship podcast. Okay, next up. Had it or hit it James Cameron. Oh, had it. So tired of you. What's he done? I'm so tired of straight white directors over 50 repeating themselves and taking up all the capital to make more films.

Like, I don't need four more avatars for a billion dollars. also his four themes are native communities boats aliens robots in some combination i don't need it anymore we've seen it twice i feel like this weird thing where especially like boomers and a winter included because the attention-based economy are addicted to relevance in where you saw the previous generation like at 70 like go usher in the new generation they're like no i'm going to stay here with my crusty dusty 80 year old ass and serve you the same fucking bullshit i've served you with a slightly different ending, 17 times, and it's going to cost $300 million,

because you could have made 10 films by black, queer, or female directors for that amount of money and probably made the same thing back in Moneyball. But no, we're going to put it all in this old, crusty, white, heterosexual basket and get this, and not even get an original story. Why? That's a really good point.

I hadn't thought about that. They used to usher in young and had little, you know, past the torch. and now they're working people and what happened like why isn't Martin Scorsese sit down Martin Scorsese I never want to see a movie about gangsters again you've done it 10 times you're so old you're so old had it or hit it unsupervised straight men oh had it straight men should not be allowed to do anything

run for office drive cars take medicine hold the remote have a dog if there's not a girl or a gay within like a five-foot radius don't let them do it till we needed a girl or gay in the car to be like stop it no put your glasses on you don't know where you're going a lot of bad ideas came out of unsupervised straight right about what have what have they given us unsupervised that has ever been good in this world Yeah, you know, I'm going through a lot with my straight husband. He's a total hypochondriac. I've been going through all of that with him.

But recently, like, he has some cross-body bags that he'll carry all of his stuff in because he requires a lot of things. He has, like, these nicotine pouches. He has eyeglasses. He has sunglasses. He has the cleaner for him. Just a lot of things he has to schlep. And then when we go somewhere, like we went to an engagement party the other night,

he doesn't bring his little bag he wants me to carry everything so he starts passing stuff over to me and then takes over my purse i just you guys i just when you've been with somebody for 25 years the slightest thing can just like really send you orbit when he passed me those snooze and i had this really cute little white purse i didn't have the room and i didn't want to share like i i i want to establish a situation in marriage where like after the 10 year mark you're celebrated and embraced for not sharing anymore yeah that's a great idea i'm tired of sharing i love that i don't want to share this far we made it a decade like get your own bag yeah get your own bedroom get your own bedroom we'll have conjugal visits you know all of that's

fine we'll we'll share you know pretty much everything but i don't want to share like the like my purse i don't want to share that i don't want your stuff contaminating the interior of of my bag. I don't even want to think about it. I don't want to feel it. I don't want to feel the extra half pound toting around with me. Well, especially since he carries a MERS half the time. Like, why can't he take it? And we know it was designer and perfect and gorgeous. His bags are not like, you know, a Walmart sack dressed at. I mean, I'm sure he looked fabulous with his MERS, but he just wants yours. We need to normalize men with bags, honestly. I've actually made fun of several celebrities on the internet male celebrities for being like, you have this perfectly fit.

like boaty, like the row outfit. And then I can see like a brick charger in your pants. Just carry a tote. Just carry a boat. You know who's really good about carrying totes NBA basketball players? Yes. I'm telling you that they, when they arrive at the gym, they are decked out, their outfits are on point.

They are camera ready. They have their mercies. I just have to give all the props to the NBA players. Like they take that just as seriously, that step of it, that swag of NBA basketball, which I think is like a really good part of black American culture, the NBA. They take that part just as seriously as they do the playing. And I appreciate it. And I respect the attention to detail.

It's a runway 80 times a year. And like honestly, it literally is like a big thing in fashion now and football players too because I bought the coach like I think it's like a carry all 48 or something. I don't know what it's called. But like it's because Jalen Hertz had it before the Super Bowl. I was like, who? What is that back he's carrying? I must have that.

But I literally, I was influenced by a straight man. So we're up to Jalen Hertz because that bag was bagging. And he's hot in his management team, all women. All women. He didn't go to the White House. Love him. Plus he's fucking hot. Yeah.

Jalen Hertz, I think he went, wasn't a University of Oklahoma? Yeah, he went to OU for a year. Yeah. And Pumps is like all into OU football. And but when he got on my radar, when he refused to go to the White House and when they interviewed him about like, what do you think about President Trump coming? And he responded, he's the president of the United States. States he can do whatever he wants to he didn't bend the knee he didn't go to the white house he

didn't involve in the circle jerk he has great fashion style all female management team like that is these are the people that we need to be elevating right right now that's an alpha male right there that is an alpha male okay last one had it hit it the united states of america oh lord i mean i think I've had it currently. Not to the point of leaving, because I'm going to get a lot of, go back to Africa. Like, girl, I won't.

But, like, I just think as a black, gay American, there's not much to love about it right now. There's, like, six cities I would go to at all right now. But I will fight for the ability to want to hit it again. USA is my toxic ex right now. Like,

I love you. But, like, I'm willing to go to couples therapy or, like, pound you into men's meat to being what I want you to be. So, like, I'm going to keep fighting for the idea of democracy, inequality, et cetera. So I've had it with your ass right now. My black ass might go to France tomorrow. But I will continue vocally advocating for you to be something I would hit once more. I agree.

Yeah, that's a great way to put it. Blakely Thornton. Thank you so much for coming on. I've had it. I'm so happy that like I followed you and I just your reads of calling people just straight up fucking losers. It's like my love language. It like turns me on.

It makes me like realize you're my kind of person. Thank you guys. Thank you for having me. This is like literally when I started my when I started doing the podcasting, I was like this was a list of like top 10 that I'd want to go on. So when our producer told her just I was like, yes, whenever we need to, that is what I want to be on. I love it. Thanks for being on. it was great meeting you.

Thank you. You guys too. Bye, Blakely. Bye, Blakely. I love him. Love him. I just love gay men. I do too.

I do. I mean, he's fabulous in every way. The thing about gay men is they are very pro women. They are. And they, I just, the visceral, you know, when he said at the end, like being a black, black gay man in America. You know, it just hit me like, God, 10 years ago it would be like, I'm a black gay man in America. And our rights are, you know, and now it's just to know that like that is like the Fox News subject that they would really like to probably the most. And what a

lovely person. Yeah. Well, they miss out on so many people because they're mad and judgmental and righteous and think they know everything. Yeah. All right. Listen, by our book, Life is a lazy Susan of shit sandwiches. I always do the camera wrong. And please order it or go to your local bookstore and pumps tell them. We will see you next Tuesday and Thursday. I'll tell you what I've had it with. Let's hear it. I'm had it with that. Listen up Patriots, Gaytriots and Natriots. We have a new podcast that has dropped. It's called IHip News. It's Monday through Friday every day. 15 to 20 minute hot takes on the political landscape of the United States of America always served

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