I've Had It - The Emperor’s New Wig

Episode Date: August 11, 2026

Trump's got a new wig, Laura Ingraham has a big secret, and (surprise!) Christians have lost their f**king minds.Pre-order Jennifer’s new book Not Today, Fascists, join our Substack, shop our merch, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast.Thank you to our sponsors:HoneyLove: Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to https://honeylove.com/HADIT! #honeylovepodiRestore: Unlock your best hair & skin with @iRestorelaser and HUGE savings on iRESTORE with code HADIT at https://irestore.com/HADIT! #irestorepodLifePro: Feel less puffy, sluggish, and stiff with Lifepro. Get $20 OFF the Waver Vibration Plate and Free Shipping at https://Lifeprofitness.com with code HADIT at checkout. Article: Thanks to Article for sponsoring this podcast! Article is offering our listeners $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more. To claim, visit https://www.article.com/discount/hadit and the discount will be automatically applied at checkout.Follow Us:I've Had It Podcast: @IvehaditpodcastJennifer Welch: @MizzWelchAngie "Pumps" Sullivan: @pumpspumpspumpsKiley Josey: @kileyjoseySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

So are we supposed to start the podcast? Ready. One, two, three. Patriots, Gay, Trots, They Treats, Black Triots, Brown, Triots, and any triots that we may have left off. We love you. And all of MAGA, the Triple Trumpers, Fox News, viewers, gay-obsessed freak shows can do what, Pumps? All right, Pumps, what have you had it with? Okay.

What I've had it with is when somebody texts you a question, or maybe a compound question. And you're answering it. And they see the text bubbles. They know you're answering it. And then you get like three follow up texts asking the same question. I'm just like, if you would give me a minute, I would be able to respond. And it would have been different back in the day when you didn't see the bubbles.

Remember when you first started texting you couldn't see if somebody was responding. But when you see the bubbles, I find it rude. And I've had it. It makes me want to put down my phone and leave them thinking, well, she was going to answer, but she didn't. And mine fuck them because I just, I think it's rude and I've had it. Just let me have time to answer the question. Was this one of your children?

Well, of course it was. You know who it was. I don't even have to tell you which child it was. So, you know, I think the most hilarious thing about a lot of your grievances are these issues with your. children that you could fix. I've been talking to you about it for literally 20 years. Boundaries, not being enmeshed, telling them this is not acceptable or you're off the tit. I'm not paying for yourself anymore. You actually have leverage. These are things you can fix pumps. We have been talking about this year after year. Now, if this was some friend of yours,

I'm going to jump on that thing with you like you wouldn't believe. But if this is one of the titty babies, By the way, you guys, that's where the original thing was is pumps, because pumps for years is like, my kids drive me crazy. And I'm like, what did you do? They all laid in bed with me all for hours. I'm like, why didn't you tell them to leave? Well, I didn't want to hurt their feelings. Now, here's the thing. So many times in my parenting over the last two decades that I have been griping about and furious about, like this is a perfect example.

When my son, my oldest son started driving my daughter home from school, they were two years apart, the minute they got in the car, he would call me bitching about her, and she would call me bitching about him. So I am at work and I have two phone calls coming in, bitching about the other person in the car. And I'm telling Jennifer about this. And she's just like, why are you allowing this to happen? All you have to do is say, don't call me. Figure it out yourself.

And here's the thing. That was an epiphany. It was like, oh my gosh, that's a great idea. It never occurred to me. Yeah. That it wasn't my job to intervene and fill these calls from two spoiled brats that were griping about each other every day at 315. It was, so this is not new. This is, it's just sometimes when you say stuff, I'm like, yeah, that makes perfect sense.

But it's a complete and total epiphany to me. Yeah, here's what I would do if my kids were firing off like rapid fire questions. I would immediately then go from them seeing the bubble to them seeing an incoming call. And I wouldn't say, listen, give me time before this barrage of questions to answer it. Or do not text me again. Are we clear on this? that. Yeah, mom, I'm sorry. Okay, good. It's just, you're right. That would make it easier. That would make my life easier. Listener, you don't even understand like for years. I would go pick pumps up and like,

we were going to go grab a coffee or we were going to go shopping or we're going to go to a movie. She's like, okay, you pick me up. So I'd drive to her house and pick her up. I'd go inside, say hi to all three of her kids because I'm like a second step momish type figure to them. I'm like, hey, guys, how are y'all doing blah blah we're going to go have fun my car is barely out of the driveway the front wheels are still in the driveway and i'm in the process of turning it back and her phone starts ringing and i'm like please tell me that's not one of your children and at the time you guys they're like nineteen seventeen and sixteen okay there's no reason this is not like a 10 year old she answers and yeah sure oh yeah okay yeah real sweet real sweet and then she hangs up she's like i fucking hate them

i'm like why are you enabling this why are you you are the boss you are the boss of the kids that is all i'll tell you what i've had it with i've had it with you having it with stuff that you can fix i want you to only have it with stuff that you have no control over. That's what I want. Would I have a grievance? Would I have a grievance if I actually did, if I actually took steps to end the problems that I bitch about? Yeah, you would. You'd have a shit time. You'd have a fucking look at who the president is. The other day he was in Las Vegas trotting around in a goddamn wig, you know, for all of the people. I saw that. I thought, and it goes back to the bad makeup. It's like if you're going to buy a wig and you're the president of the

United States, you've made billions of dollars since you've been president. Get a better fucking wig. Like, this is not hard. You know what? I thought it was pretty good looking. I hate to give credit, but I wouldn't have known it was a wig if I didn't have all of the thinning pictures prior to that. It wasn't like a super bad wig and it pisses me off that it actually looked pretty good. See, I thought it was a really bad wig because it set back so far. Like when the wind blew it up, You could tell it was way back. Let's do some analysis on this. See the cover I'm providing you for being in the hot seat for bitch about your kids

and so chewing their asses out. It's so true. So then I have to chew your ass out. Yeah. Do it. Okay. I know that, see, the thing I can't get past is you have a billion dollars. Get a makeup artist.

Don't look like you've been in the tanning bed from 1984. Get a facelift. Get your fucking neck done. get your neck done. But see how far back the wig starts? I think I would bring it up a touch. I don't think it looks too far back. Again, I hate giving credit, but if I didn't know how thin his natural hair was, I wouldn't have known this as a wig.

Yeah, but remember, did you see the picture where he's coming off the helicopter and it's blown back and it's set way back? And maybe that's because of the whoosh. Was that his real hair? This is the first time I've ever seen him in this wig. I thought when I saw him coming off, Marine went, and his hair was blown way back, I thought that looked like a wig. That's what I was like. How hilarious.

This is what I need. I need for it to be a wig and for it to just blow off and it be on camera. Do you know, I may not recover. I'd be so happy. Just a little victory like that would really do good for us. Because he's so fucking. vain. Yeah.

Which is interesting that he's so vain yet he looks so bad. I agree. That's what I mean, like the makeup's bad. I would think that like maybe he would have like, you know, have somebody at least like threading. The threading. I've never done to get that. But I heard it helps.

Vagina off of his neck. Get Botox in your neck. I don't know that Botox could fix. The gravity there is, is. It's really strong. This is from like a week ago. See, that's not a wig. You don't think that's a wig?

You think that's a real hair? No, look at how bald the top of his hair is. That's why he's wearing a wig. That's why he's wearing a wig. Oh, I thought it was a wig set way far back. Maybe you're right. So it's just, you know, he struggled with his hair and he thinks it looks so good. He's always been so self-conscious about his hair, which cracks me up.

Again, get a better makeup artist if you're that vain. Yeah, but I guess it goes down to, like, I think that this is like a microcosm of how he governs. Like, he thinks he's the best makeup artist and he's clearly bad. And he thinks he's so attractive and he has a vagina as a neck. No disrespect to all of the vaginas out there. Yours and mine and Kylie's included in that. But he has a literal, you know, geriatric vagina hanging from his neck. But he looks in the mirror and he's like, he sees Brad Pitt.

pit. He sees somebody hot looking back at him. And this is the same way he governs. He thinks I'm so great at all of this stuff. And he's, he is a neck vagina governing style with everything. Like that neck, it's like, you know the phrase the elephant in the room? For him, it's like the neck vagina in the room. He's the neck vagina in the room. All right. Welcome to I've had it. I'm Jennifer. I'm Angie. The star of our show refuses to discipline her adult children. children. I'm going to call them. How many times have we been, you'll tell me something your kids do and you're so mad.

You call me. You're like, I'm so mad. I said, have you told them you're this mad? Well, no. And I'm like, you've got me so worked up. I'm calling them. And I call them. Like, what the hell are you doing with your mom?

Be nicer to her. Yeah. And how many times have they called me with an issue and we're together and I just hand you the phone? You have a million. And they're like, oh, God, mom's with Jenny. Yeah. You should not get in away with shit now. All right. Kylie. Hi.

Hi. I've got two reviews for you. I think I'll start it off with a negative one just to welcome you home, Jen. Wildly judgmental uninteresting. One star. These women suffer from TDS. They'd also rather protect delusional men and dresses pretending to be women than protect biological women and girls.

Just your typical liberal groomer pod. Okay. Leave that up. This is perfect. This is perfect. Wildly judgmental, guilty as charged. I am judgmental. Can J.H., whatever your username is.

Uninteresting, I'll give you that. But here's where the real tell is. The fact that you're listening to our podcast, and you immediately think about men and dresses pretending to be women, and you think about groomers, tells far more about you than it does any. anybody else, and I'll give you an example. On one of my, I never read the comments on Instagram that often, but recently I had traveling. I was bored or whatever, like in an airplane, and I look,

and there's a picture of me with two friends of mine, got male friends, and a guy, a maga guy, a magotrol responds on it. The guys next to you look like they need butt plugs. And I thought, If you're looking at a photograph of two fully clothed men and you think butt plugs, you're thinking about butt sex. You just told on yourself. So this guy right here is telling on themselves that these people are trans-obsessed. And the science backs this up. The science has shown that the trans porn hotspots all across the United States are rural counties,

with number one being Lotton, Oklahoma. Lotton, Oklahoma is where the most trans porn is consumed per capita. It's all these red counties that are doing else. I don't want to yuck anyone's yum if that's your thing. But the thing about MAGA is these people are so sexually repressed. They are dying to, you know, have shame-free sex, and they're incapable of it, and they're incredibly jealous that liberals are able to do that, the LGBT. Q plus are able to do that. Furthermore, I just want to add this. Every political party has

gays in it. The Republican Party is chock full of gay people. You just have all the fucking sexually repressed dorks that are so scared of figuring out of the world knowing who they really are. They'll tear everyone down. We have all the cool gays. We have all the cool lessees. You know, give me Kylie over Laura Ingram any day, any day. I will say, Jen, to back up your point you've been making about her. I hadn't watched like a ton of her. I watched her on Katie Miller's podcast the other day. Oh, God.

I'm so sorry. Fucking budge. She's a lesbian. I agree with. Duh. Yeah. I mean, full lesbian. It's just unbelievable.

And I don't know why the Democrats are not talking about Laura Ingraham, who sits and does all this family values, trad wife bullshit is unmarried mother. has these kids with clearly her girlfriend somewhere or wife and they just they she never is the target of anything yet she sits around and targets everybody non-stop and she's such a fucking liar just like everybody at fox news they're all pathological liars that lie so much they had to pay a billion dollars i said this on i hip news and i'm going to say it now any american who sits around and watches fox news knowing that this channel had to pay one billion for lying to their viewers is an idiot.

Can I tell you something she said on Katie Miller's pod? Please too. Oh, please. Katie linked Laura adopting kids from a foreign nation to illegal immigration. That was like her segue with that. And she asked why she adopted kids from a different country and not the United States. Laura said it was because abortion has sadly made it so we don't have as many kids to adopt in the U.S. What?

That stuck with me. Are you? Oh, my God. I want to get Lori Ingram on this podcast. I agree. I'll reach out. Actually, they're watching right now. Shout out to the Fox News producers.

Yeah, shout out to all of you. Here's the deal. Katie Miller is supposed to still be on maternity leave. I thought we'd get at least three months off. But after she blew through 20 years of Grey's Anatomy in the first four weeks. Now she's back having to just insert herself in all this crazy bullshit. It's like Katie, all you talk about is the joy of your children and you're so proud

and look being a mother. It's like, shut up, Katie, go home and be with your children. If it's so great to be with four kids under five, go home and be with them. Caroline Levitt, she came back from maternity leave early. Like these women that wanted everybody to be a trad wife, including Laura, Ingram who works a full-time job, they can't get back to work quick enough, yet they're so happy to tell other people what to do. All right.

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I mean, you know, that Jesse Water sits around and talks about gender affirming care. And I've never seen someone with so much hair dye on their eyebrows and had a hair in my entire life. I mean, I just picture him at home and like a pink, fluffy robe and probably like those eye patches, right? And he's got on gloves and he's got, you know, and he's doing it. his hair dye and I just picture him doing it in and then I picture him brushing his eyebrows and then just kind of parading around like big titty Brian the wife the husband sorry didn't mean to misgender the husband of christie known big titty Brian who wants to be a trans bamboo slut named crystal and here's the issue like lord ingram you like to scissor we don't care like swing for the fences

don't sit around and lie to your audience nonstop that you're some big tradition family value woman. I mean, give me a break. But here's the thing. I do think you probably might value your family. You adopted these kids that you have to go to a great, you know, that's really family planning. I think it's admirable that you adopted kids from another country, even though you're lying about abortion and all this shit. But I mean, I just, I'm so sick of the gay people are everywhere. I'm tired of the Republican version of it and their pathological. lying of it. I like our our LGBTQ plus people because they're so proud of who they are and have overcome so much shit that their parade is called pride. And I think Laura Ingram, Josh Holly,

little Moses Mike Grindr Johnson, smoky eye sociopath, JD Vance, Bisexual President Donald Trump, Big Titty Brian. They need to have shame month. Shame month. If we're going to have Pride Month, I want the Republicans to have shame month and trot out all of the closet cases. And you can all like dress up like Lindsey Graham when you do it. In your red tetties. Lindsay drag. I just want to take this to the next level. I'm so tired of tiptoeing around everything, you know, as we do on this podcast all the time.

We just tread so lightly. It's just like walking on eggshells. So tired of being a wallflower. I'm so tired of not calling out closet cases. I've had it. I've had it with pumps not disciplining our kids, and I've had it with me being a wallflower. That's what we need. We need you to come out of your shell.

All right. I'll do it right here. Maga Christians have a new solution for stopping infidelity. They're getting sweaty with other half-naked men. Let's pop this up. What? Christian influencers mocked for opening men-only gyms to stop them from cheating. Here's more from the post.

Pop this up. several male Christian fitness influencers have been mocked online for opening up new men-only gyms to help with infidelity. News of one of the gyms, one of which has opened in Oklahoma, circulated online after plans for it were shared in a Baptist News opinion piece published on the 22nd of July. The Christian Manosphere believes men need to be in top. I don't know if pun is attended there or not. Top physical and spiritual shape. So one way they're proposing to accomplish that is through lust-free Jeff Hambrecht, the founder of Proverbs 2717 Fitness in Oklahoma City said,

in a nut again i don't know in a nut shell i don't know if i don't know if a patent was intended there or not because we are have so far top and nut in a nutshell one of the number one places that affairs and infidelity occur cheating is the gem byproduct is someone who had an affair in my previous marriage doesn't work out well for you fellas. Proverbs 2717 fitness website states that the gym is for men tired of lukewarm faith, men who know they were made for more and men ready to train hard, pray harder, and walk boldly. The website also shares that, quote, there was a season of Hambrecht's life marked by homelessness, addiction, and spiritual emptiness. In another video, he shares that he had a pornography

addiction for almost 20 years. Now, I'm not, okay, addiction is very real. And I'm very happy that Mr. Hambrecht has, is sober. What he's done here, you guys, is he's, He has exchanged his addiction to pornography and drugs to religious addiction. This is a religious addict. This is religious addiction. This is an incubator for gay stuff. That's what it is. This is where the gay stuff is going to go down right here.

And this Maga Christian gym. It's a pickup. It's a gay bar pickup. spot disguised as a gym and you can tell your wife, oh, well, I'm going to the gym and you know there's no women. It's a Jesus gym because they're on top and they pray harder. I mean, like, this is the worst idea. And here's the thing. Fundamentally, this really bothers me because all my life, you know, men's sexual deviance and abuse somehow was tailored to mean that it's the woman's fault. So now if we don't have women at the gym, men won't cheat. And maybe that's not the

point he's making, but that's what I see. Women's skirts are too short, and that's why, you know, men have to rape women. That's a whole separate issue. But the thing about this guy is, he's running around trying to not have men having affairs, yet he's opening up the door for all these men that have been dying to have affairs with men. It's just like, can you imagine the locker room at this place? Can you imagine what's going to go on at the sauna in this place? And then they're all going to walk around saying how much this changed their lives. They're fit for Jesus. Like, it's just, it's so gross. It's so, and here's another thing. Like, he said around, presumably he didn't just, I have this idea. I'm putting it on the internet. I'm paying the deposit. And I'm,

I'm opening up a gym. I would assume he talked to other people. And other people were like, oh my God, that's the best idea I've ever heard. Nobody said, have you ever thought that maybe this is going to be perceived as a gay hookup spot? Like, this is like you shouldn't put harder and ball and nut and top in your announcement video. It's like nobody had a clear head when this whole thing went down. Well, you have to start with the fact that they want to have to have a Christian gym. Right. You know what I mean? Like at that point, like whether it's men, women, whatever the, like that somehow they're having a Christian fitness. This is, this is crazy town. This is maha crazy shit. And this obviously came about because this guy, Jeff, from our hometown

of Oklahoma City, which I know a million of these kind of guys. They can't keep their dick in their because they were raised evangelical Christian and told no sex, no sex, no sex. Sex is dirty. Sex is bad, bad, bad, bad, bad. They never had sexual education. They probably saw their, you know, dads belittle their mothers. They have all of these issues. And therapy is way, you know, far out of the scope. And so they think that this Christian gem is somehow going to fix them and it won't. It will not fix them. He's still going to be a deviant. He's still going to have issues. And now probably, you know, this porn addiction, we don't know what kind of porn it was. But this is not the answer. This is so stupid. But Oklahoma City isn't the only city that's getting mail-only gyms.

Mitch Parsons of Denver, Colorado took to Instagram to explain why he's opening up his own. Let's play the clip. I'm tired of having nakedness shoved in my face every time I went to. to the gym, walking around with my eyes on the floor because culture has said that wearing little to no clothing is an acceptable way to go and train your body. Now I'm not going to sit here and tell you how to dress and how you can or cannot dress, but I will say that I shouldn't have to fight for my marriage and for my purity and to guard my eyes and to honor the Lord and to honor my wife while at the same time trying to take care

of my body. So I've quit four gyms. and I haven't found one that I can go to where I feel like I can have the best of both worlds. Wow. He's great for gyms because he thinks that just because he's on a diet doesn't mean that he can't read the menu. You know, newsflash, you can go to the gym and go,

she's pretty hot. What a great bodge she has on her and just keep that to yourself. But in this evangelical Christian world, He thinks that's a sin. He thinks something so normal makes him bad, makes him inherently wrong. And then, of course, he probably doesn't have the impulse control. He's probably a chronic masturbator out the wazoo is why he probably catches him yanking it all the time. And he thinks this gay gym is going to fix him.

And it's not. These people are so broken because their religion is a cult. Evangelical Christianity is a death cult. Sexually repressed death cult. there is so much shame around being naked in the evangelical Christian movement. And I know that because I lived it. But here's the thing. Obviously, he gets turned on by this shit.

You know, I have seen, I mean, I've never seen naked men at the gym. But, I mean, when you go into a locker room, people are changing or whatever. I've never been like, oh, my gosh, I'm so sexually charged. I don't feel pure. Like, that tells me he is totally aroused by naked people. obviously women because he now has to quit four gyms and start his own with there are no naked women. But what a fucking nutball. These people are just nutballs.

And I'm just going to say, I'm driving by the Gemino. We have to, here's the problem. We have to address that right now, Maga is, especially with Abdul al-Sayyad's victory in Michigan, they're going to start all this Sharia law nonsense. And we're free and blah, blah. And those of us that have grown up in the Bible Belt, the real threat to the, United States is this sect of Christianity. If you're offended by the faith of Islam and there are certain countries and certain sex of it that go sex that go S-E-C-T-S, they go really far

and the women have to wear like a burqa. What is the difference between that and this guy? I mean, this guy's blaming his inability to go, she's hot and then go about his day. that he's had to quit four gyms. And this is what, this is the fundamental problem in the United States is the crazy Christian problem. And I'd like to welcome all the Fox producers. Again, I said it. The crazy Christian problem is the fundamental problem. These people have never had a sex education.

Nobody's ever sat down with them and said, it's so normal to find other people attractive. That's just, you know, there's eye candy everywhere you go. but you are responsible for you and you need to be respectful. Nobody's ever taught him what consent means, what a harmless attraction is. And so then you have this unhinged guy that sat down with his cell phone and hit record and said, I had to quit four gyms because of what other women are wearing in gyms because I have absolutely zero self-control and somehow wraps it all up into his faith. I mean, this is some weird shit. And all of these people vote for Donald Trump who fucked a porn star. I mean, you know, see, people always go, how could they vote for him?

Well, because they like that he got away with all the shit that they want to do or masturbate to doing. They love it because they're just like him. Yeah. Fuck on, fuck around on your wife, but get to keep all the, you know, the beauties of marriage or whatever. Not that he and Maloney are some love story by any stretch, but, you know, steal money, get to keep it, commit fraud, don't go to jail. Like, he is the king of getting away with shit. Like, I started thinking, like, karma is not real because Donald Trump is not in prison. Like, that's, he just seems to this point get away with everything. And he's 80 fucking years old. Yeah, and here's the thing. I always say he looks like shit, which he does. But for 80, 80, that's the thing. But I'm really objective about it. I'm like,

I really wish he looked worse. Like, he's not looking bad enough for me yet. You know, the fact that he's walking up the stairs to the plane, walking down the stairs to the plane, I haven't seen him fall down. I mean, there's just an escalation in the health decline that I'm ready to see. And again, I'd like to welcome the Fox News producers watching this part. But you know what? To me, I agree with you just on physical appearance, but he's gained so much weight lately,

I feel like. And on top of that, once he begins. speaking and the cognitive decline, it makes him look so much. I mean, he seems 150 years old when he starts talking because he makes no sense. He slurs around. He's, you know, he slumped over, has to sit down. So his mental issues have really deteriorated his physical, just observationally for me. I want it to be worse. Yeah, I do too. Obviously. Okay. So we've, we've covered this before, but I want to circle back on. the alpha male camps.

So with the magim, you have the people that listen to Joe Rogan, and you have, you know, all the brosphere, and then you have the Christian gyms that are popping up. We saw the video of RFK and Kid Rock getting into a hot tub together drinking milk in their jeans. I just can't unsee that. But now some men are flying halfway across the world to attend Alpha Male Camps, pop this up. Bougy alpha male retreat bans women for holding back their growth.

But critics call it an echo chamber of misogyny. Gals and persona non grata at Bali Time Chamber, a mountaintop retreat in northern Indonesia catering exclusively to men, quote, looking to level up in their life. It's a gender-based ban reportedly predicated on the belief that females simply don't let people grow. According to the controversial, getaways viral videos, women can't access this place. The place banned everything that's not making people grow per promotional clip from the resort social media profile shared to Reddit. No women allowed inside, continued the snippet. The secret location only accepts men who want to work on their physique,

grow their business and meet Mike like-minded individuals. I mean, so clearly, this is a closet gay camp is what I'm reading into that. 100%. You're hiding. You're in a secret location. Anything that won't help you grow. Working on your physique. Working on your physique and not letting you grow, but yet you're on Reddit and social

media going viral with clips. I mean, bitch, please. But you know what? People will go. They'll go and they'll go. I have rededicated myself to being an alpha male. And I'm not in a left. Here's a screen grab of how they chose to market their alpha male camps.

Pop this up. Men are coming. And it has, for those of you listening, it says men are coming. And it has four men in their little britches, toppless, barefoot, walking together. And it says, men are coming. And then in the next one it says no women. And it shows five men again in their little britches, topless, flexing their muscles.

And so I just, I've said it once and I'm going to say it again. The Democratic Party has all the cool LGBTQ plus gay people everywhere. In every community, every country, everywhere. They're everywhere. They're not going anywhere. Maga, you just have this shitty, dorky, diabolical ones. We have all the cool gays.

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Some travelers lament that they can't eat. even walk away. So here's more reporting from the article. To small crowds on airplanes and often to much larger audiences via social media, self-describe evangelists are seizing the opportunity to share their faith with other passengers, whether fellow travelers asked for the word or not. They have no choice but to hear the truth, said Whitney Lynn, an evangelist producer and singer-songwriter from Orlando who said she preaches on most flights she takes, filming the proclamations for social media. When I have a gift and I have a life raft, if you're drowning, I want to give you that life raft so you can be saved.

Here's a video. Play the clip. But I want to tell you who is so perfect and so beautiful, better than anything in this life is knowing Jesus Christ personally as Lord and Savior. He died on the cross for all your sins. I've heard enough. This is religious psychosis. And here's something that you have to understand

for those of you who don't live in the Bible about. It is such a tell how insecure evangelicals are in their religion. The fact that they have to project and recruit other people. If you're happy and peaceful with something in your life, there's no itch that you have to go projected onto other people and make other people think and believe the same way you believe. This religion is based on the prosperity gospel pyramid scheme where the megachurch pastor is at the top and he emotionally blackmills the members of his congregation to tithe to tithe. and wealth will trickle down. And this is where MAGA and American capitalism, Maga Christianity and American capitalism perfectly dovetel. The way American capitalism via the Republican Party is propagandized is that wealth will trickle down. The exact same thing happens to these megachurch pastors. They have all of,

they live this big life, they have these fancy cars, they have private planes, they have stylists, and then they tell their poor congregants that if you, if you tie, then this wealth will trickle down to you. Jesus will favor you. God will favor you. And so that's why so many evangelical Christians support MAGA policies. Because when you go to a mega church, they throw in a little bit of the Jesus stuff, but a lot of it is all about this, like that guy who said he had to quit the gym four times. it's this Christian narcissism. If that guy would stop focusing on thinking people are hot and focus on helping people

and accept that as a human being, I'm going to think people are hot, then he could live a much better life than what he's living right now. But the church he goes to is going to keep him in this state where he feels like he was born bad and he is a bad guy. And you keep going back to the church

and you keep giving them money because it is a cult, it is a death cult, it is a grift. And if any of you go to any church and your pastor or your priest isn't speaking about the egregious human rights violations happening to the most marginalized among us, you're getting ripped off and you're in a cult. And it's just that simple. And America has a crazy Christian problem.

We just do. Well, I grew up in an evangelical Christian church and I never once was encouraged to have empathy for other people. Like we might hit on, you know, feed the poor, you know, heal the sick, that kind of thing. But the minute you walk out, it was judgment, we're better. And so the narcissism and the entitlement that you feel from that keeps you completely unable to put yourself in somebody else's situation until it happens to you. And the thing about this really that bothers me. Number one, I'm going on a flight tomorrow and that makes me nervous. Like am I going to get her on my flight? I've been workshopping ever since I saw this video

on exactly what I would say. I can run it by you after. But it's that my beliefs, whether you believe them or not, you have to believe them because I know better for you. And I understand the mindset. I was raised and indoctrinated in that mindset and it is dangerous. It keeps you from making good decisions. It keeps you in situations that you should not be

because you feel like you have the divine power and righteousness to fuck other people over and harm yourself even because you are such a, you know, you're such a unique gift. And it's so devastating. But telling people that don't, that believe differently than you, that you know better than they do about their lives, it just, it's like nails on a chalkboard. I hate it. I could not fucking stand it. And it's everywhere across the board on every issue, on every issue. Yeah, I mean, especially if you live in the Bible bottom, you can imagine my whole existence in Oklahoma.

I mean, people found out that I wasn't religious, that I didn't go to a church, and they felt like that was their business. They felt like in a real toxic, codependent way, that it was their business. And it just simply is not. It's simply not their business. When I find out that somebody goes to church, I don't have an, overwhelming desire to deprogram them. I'm like, okay, swing for the fences. That's your business. It doesn't affect my life. What is affecting our lives is how organized these church leaders that are

grifters and cult leaders, how organized they are within the Republican Party to mobilize voters to go vote against their faith and vote against the best interest of the country. And these, these evangelists, I've dealt with this my entire life in Oklahoma, entire life. And what is so infuriating about it is when you tell somebody,

no, I'm not interested. They do not accept that boundary because they think they know the answers of existentialism. They think they know the answers of the universe. I have zero, zero, zero, zero, desire to have a conversation with somebody who thinks the earth is 6,000 years old. Because it's just, I don't want to argue facts. Recently that, what's the thing called Kylie where they asked

me to come on where the person sits and they do? Oh, Jubilee. Jubilee. About a few months ago, Jubilee asked me to go on and debate this Allie Beth Stucky or she's some right-winger Bible thumper, right? And she's the one who wrote the book about toxic empathy. And I just don't want to sit down and argue facts with somebody. I don't think it's productive. She thinks empathy is toxic. Go.

Rip off all your people. Exploit your faith. Be a walking, talking, breathing example as to why the numbers of Christianity are falling. But I just, I don't think it's helpful to argue facts. I think it contributes to the misconduct. information machine that we're in. I would sit down and talk about religion with somebody who acknowledged that the earth is billions of years old and that more than likely we evolved, but that they have some sort of feeling that there is some sort of higher power or higher entity.

That's a conversation I'm willing to have when we all arrive at facts. But I think it was Ricky Gervais that said, if you, right now, if we lost all of the information on the planet, all the, you know, the Torah, the Quran, the Bible, all of the other religious religions that are, you know, there's thousands and thousands of thousands of religions that are now, you know, not practiced anymore. But if we lost all the documents on the earth, and then a new generation of people came, these religions would not be duplicated, but the science would be. Right. The discoveries of science would be. They would be duplicated because it's seeking the truth. So I don't think it's fruitful to have a conversation

because I've had too many of them with too many really broken people that subscribe to this whack job evangelical cult that think that what I believe and how I feel is their business. And we When I look at these people, like they're total pieces of shit. Like they don't care about little kids if they're brown skin or if their parents speak Spanish as their first language. They don't care about people that are poor. People that are on food stamps, they demean them. And so I just not only do I think these people are stupid because the information is out there to make yourself more intelligent. I also think they're morally depraved.

And I just, like, these freaks on airplanes, it's just nuts. She calls this situation spiritual warfare. That's what I'm talking about. Like, if you think that there's demons and angels running around on the planet all the time and they're fighting, shut up. That's not happening. It's absolutely 100% not happening. There is no such thing as spiritual warfare. When you're indoctrinated like that, you, you dig so deep in the indoctrination, though.

Critical thinking, I developed that past 30. You know what I'm? Like, because you're taught, you can't think. You can't think rationally because then you're questioning your faith. It's the biggest mind fuck on the planet. Which makes it a cold. Like, 100%. I'm not, yeah, I agree.

The questioning. What? While you're gone. What? Okay, so I get a text. I never go into my unknown cinder. box because it's just different people from the DNC that I've totally unsubscribed a thousand times. So I go in and there's a text and it says, Angie, thank you so much for your interest

in, they don't call the Church of Latter-day Saints. We are going to be in your area and we would love to set up a time to come and visit with you. And I just was like, when did I show and I just texted back? No, thank you. And then they texted me back again. Please, it won't take. I mean, I can't remember I'm paraphrasing something about. Did you mean with the Mormons? No.

So then I just text back. I am not interested in getting to know you or your faith. Please quit texting me. And then they texted back. Thumbs up. And please keep this number because we will all be, we will be available to field your concerns or something. And I was just like, what the fuck?

Now they're texting people? Where did they get my number? It's not like I signed up for a Mormon support group situation. But yeah, I thought that was interesting. Instead of going door to door, now they're texting people. Yeah, they've evolved. They've had to evolve. Yeah.

I mean, this is like, you look at the Catholic Church, the new Pope, he's evolving. He's more socially liberal than past popes because in order, at the end of the day, big church is a business. And they have to evolve to stay in business. and so, you know, they're going to continue to find ways to stay relevant and to evolve. But for me, I mean, for those of you that listen that find, have some sort of sense of spirituality, I don't mean any shade to you. That's your business and it's hard to be an adult and it's hard to be alive.

And if it makes you a better person and centers you, good on you. What I cannot stomach are these hysterical religious people that have to throw their faith out in public all the time. shut up. Nobody wants to hear it. And you're like a commercial for not having a faith. Like every time I hear it like this, this nut on the airplane, I would just think she needs to go to a mental institution. That is religious psychosis. Yeah. And I just, I don't ever want to be on a plane with her. I kind of want you to sit down with the Mormons, just for so we have content for the show. I kind of imagine like two, two, you know, young men in their black pants and their white shirts. I mean, of course I went to Book of Mormon outfit coming up to my door. I think they wear

those outfits. Hello. Yeah, I saw some Mormons not too long ago. And I can't remember where, like, they were, I think I was driving and they were walking in a neighborhood. And I just thought, oh, God. The recruiting aspect of it is such a tell as to what a grift the religion is. The fact that they have to recruit, you know, that is just. But that's the same in evangelical Christian. I was talking you had to recruit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because that shows you what a grift it is, what a business model it is. All right.

That's, we did enough magabashing and Trump bashing. And these, I need for you to go to that gym in Oklahoma City. Oh, I'm already driving by. The first thing I would do is Google. Do you know Jeff? Jeff Hambrecht. Do you know him? What was the name of it?

Like Proverbs 20, because I'm going to Google it when we get off. Proverbs 2717. 2717. It's about sharpening someone else's iron. It says iron sharpens iron, so one person sharpens another. Got it. Iron sharpens iron.

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