I've Had It - The Graham Reaper

Episode Date: July 14, 2026

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So are we supposed to start the podcast? Ready. One, two, three. Patriots, Gay-Triots, Thetriots, Black-Triots, Brown-Triots, we love you, and all of the triple-Trumpers can do what, Pumps? Fuku! All right, pumps, what have you had it with? Okay, it pains me greatly to say this, but what I've had it with

is my one-year-old French bulldog, Matilda Denise, named after Jennifer. Her new thing is, and she's done it like, I would say 12 out of the last 20 nights. And last night, it went on for eight minutes. She goes out the dog door in the middle of the night. And she goes in and out the dog door 50 times a day. And she goes out. She sticks her head through the dog door and she cries. But she won't just move in the dog door.

So last night, I timed it because I was just like, okay, if I keep going and opening the dog door or opening the door and getting her in, it's just going to, this is just going to continue. So last night after eight minutes, I finally gave in. So I've had it. What do I do? So wait, let me understand. She will poke her head through, but not her whole body through.

Correct. And it's not like she can't get in and out. She does it 50 times a day. But at night, she wants me to open the door. You can't do it. What? I can't lay there long enough and do it or I can't. You can't open the door for her.

If she wants in, eventually she'll come in. Eight minutes is not that long. At 2 o'clock of the morning, it seems like it's the longest in the whole. The other two dogs are looking at me like, what the fuck is your problem that this continues to happen? What do you think it is? With the dog? What do you think she's doing, just showing me that she's the master? I mean, I don't know that there's like some deep analysis for it.

I think it's probably dark and she's, you know, maybe can't see very well. And she's like, hey, are you there? Is anybody in there? You know, and then you open the door and she's like, okay, there she is. Maybe she's scared. But when I looked at like the five minute mark, she had her head in, she could see me. But it's your dark, presumably the room, right? Yeah.

And I guess I do have the sound machine on. So it's loud. But anyway, I'm just, I'm at the end of my rope with her on that. So I guess I'll just pop up and open it up. I don't know what to do. Shut the dog door in the middle of the night. Then I'm afraid she'll poop inside. I mean, I think you have a history of allowing the children and the dogs to run you.

And then you're bitter about the things that you enable. I feel like we've had this conversation for 25 years. It's just the subject matter of the person that you're enabling hasn't changed, has changed. And now that your kids are all adults, we've shifted onto dogs. We've allowed dogs to run the whole play. That's what I think. I've had the same conversation with you about your oldest son, about your daughter, about your youngest son, about your wolf, about your elder French bulldog,

and now about the youngest. I know, I know. But this seems to me like she's really trying to take. test me. Like, really trying. I think she's got it out for you. I just think she wants to dig, like, she's the boss of every, like the other two dogs, even the 75 pound husky. So I think she just wants to make sure I know she is the boss of me. I'll go to that. I want to go with that. I'll go with that. I think that's good. Let's go with that. Kylie, didn't think we should go with that? I like that. And she might be right. Yeah. I think that I think is exactly what she's doing.

And I think the one-year-old French bulldog, Matilda Denise, is like, fuck this bitch. I'm going to let her know that I rule the night and that she isn't anything. Okay, let me tell you what I've had it with. Okay, what is it? Okay. I've had it when you're in a waiting room, like for a doctor. This happened to me recently. Okay.

And there's like 15 chairs in the waiting room, receptionist desk and 15 chairs. I'm sitting in one chair. Okay. the next patient comes in, checks in. Not of all of the other 14 chairs available, sat down right next to me. That should be illegal. That is horrible. I literally like leaned forward and kind of like looked.

I'm like, am I missing something? And I looked everywhere. And it's so strange because the psychology of sitting is really interesting. Like if I get on a subway and it's really crowded, but I see there's one little sliver that I can fit in, I'm going to go over there and I'm going to be like shoulder to shoulder arm to arm germs, COVID, you know, no just complete germ sharing. But in a doctor's office like that, in a waiting room like that, in an airport waiting area, it's just the rule. It's the unspoken rule that you don't sit right next to the other person when there are other chairs available that you can get distance from. For example, I'll use my subway example. If a car were completely empty and one gal was sitting on the seat, I wouldn't go and sit down right next to her shoulder to shoulder, elbow to elbow, hip to hip, knee to knee.

I would sit across and kind of down because I'm a normal person for the most part. I know listener and viewer, there's a lot of probably pushback from that and I accept that. I accept a lot of that. But in this instance, in this one place, I'm a normal person. I don't go sit down next to people in lobbies or in places when there are other spaces available. But this gal came and sat down right next to me and here's the kicker. We've got snot. We've got coughing.

We have. I could just, I could feel the aura. of her. And I could just tell like this woman has got an infection, viral infection. I'm certain she's contagious. And so if you want to say, do you think Matilda Denise is fucking with you, imagine how I felt when this gal comes and sits next to me in the doctor's office waiting room when there were 14 other chairs available. And these chairs had no, no arms. These weren't like club chairs. These were like chairs that were abutted right. up next to each other.

And so like when she sat down, our arms were kind of touching. Okay. You've answered the question about, first of all, I think of all the places to do this, it's the biggest violation to do it in a doctor's office, number one, because there's germs. I mean, there's germs everywhere, but like somebody's sick. But do you think she wanted to talk to you? Did she strike up a conversation? No.

So it wasn't like she just thought, oh, she's interesting. I'm going to talk to her. No, she's just a fucking. Greek sabotager. A freak. Who just thought, hmm, I think I'm going to fuck with this lady today.

Which, apart of me, I'm kind of like, you know, like, I'm at the stage where I'm just like, in the fascist takeover where not that stuff,

not that much stuff surprises me. But this really, like, it really surprised me. That surprises me. I just couldn't do anything. I just couldn't believe she sat down right next to me. No,

I cannot believe that. That is really, like, Normally it's people like at an airport, like they put their purse next to him. So nobody sits next to him. This woman, she just wanted to be right. Which that shit pisses me off to. Yeah.

I mean, if there's an overabundance of seats. If there's plenty of seats, I have no issue with it. Right. But if it's a crowd, if you've got a really highly populated gate and you've got delays and you're just dying to sit down. And some gal has her roll out, roll away and then a purse. And then, you know, a giant oversized cafe latte, macatini, whatever the fuck, these things are called, right? And then a water bottle and all this shit. And they're taking up two seats.

And you see that there are people standing. That's bullshit and that's selfish. Yeah, I agree. Totally agree. It's back for a bumper. You have to, oh, sorry. Welcome to, I've had it. I'm Jennifer.

I'm Angie. Kylie. Hi. I've got two comments. from Spotify that I thought were really important to share. This one's from ANG 3582 and she says J.D. Vance is a pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, and a pussy. I love that. I think a lot of these are in response to us saying, I've had it with people on the left trying to be the word police, telling us we can't call J.D. Vance a pussy. Like, because vaginas are

these magical instruments that do childbirths. That's not what we're talking about. talking about vaginas. We're talking about whining submissive men that are pussies have nothing to do with vaginas. Equally have nothing to do with the cat, the pussy cat. These are three different categories of this use of the same word, right? Agreed. Yeah. Like there's a pussy and a pussy is like J.D. Vance, the late Lindsay Graham, which we'll get to momentarily. Donald Trump's a pussy. Okay, for sure. John Jr. Don Jr. is a pussy. Eric, dumb and dumb are their pussies. And then you have a cat, a pussy cat, which that is a pussy, but it's a completely different pussy than the one

before. And then you have the vagina. And all of these things have the same moniker, but completely different meanings. And if people on the left can't grasp that, then we deserve to lose. It's a very simple argument. Had it with the word police. Okay. The other comment is from Erin. And she says, I need three hour long episodes of just Jen and Pumps, making fun of Republicans so that I can get through my workday. Love laughing to these ladies as I disassociate from the craziness that is our current state of affairs. Thank you, Erin. Thank you.

All right. What would you love? I would love Jennifer to do a whole three-hour episode in Melania's voice. That's like my husband is only fire. I came to United States on Einstein, Epstein visa. I mean Einstein visa. I do not know Jeffrey Epstein because I study mathematics. I'm fucking broad.

I mean, my God. That shit is just, ugh, it's so ridiculous. Okay. I want to talk about. Lindsay Graham. So obviously we all wake up and everybody's like, you know, when are we going to get the message about Mitch McConnell? You know, like it's going to happen any second now, right?

Well, I wake up and I have a text from Don Limit. And it's like at 4 a.m. And it's like Lindsay Graham is dead. And I was like, holy shit. So then I, you know, immediately have to turn on the news, which I haven't really been turned on the news that much because I'm so like disenchanted with corporate news. But I was like, I want to watch the wall to wall to walk coverage of this.

Like, this is great. And then there was this photo that I saw online. This is the last known photograph that Lady Graham took. Because, you know, he had just been in the Ukraine. Right. And so he took a photograph with a drone. Kylie, pop this up. Okay.

For those of you that are listening. Okay. This drone looks like a big giant black cock. All right. There's just no other way around it. he is smiling from ear to ear. He is holding the black cock. And the interesting thing about this drone is it's called the P1 Sun.

And it's like in Russian it means they call it the penis. This drone is called the penis. And so this is the shit with I cannot believe like, you know, back in the day would watch movies or shows and you would think, oh, that's so crazy, like about the president or about the United States. That's crazy. I'm so glad that would never happen. We're living in the time period.

We're like, that's from an episode of VEP. That's an episode of VEB. That's an episode of V. Lindsey Graham holding a big giant black cock that is called penis in Russian. And that's his last known photograph before he dies. If I saw that on VEP, I would think that's hilarious, but that would never happen. I mean, you just would never think that would actually happen. First of all, who names drones penis?

Well, when they look like black cogs, I think you do. I think that I think that's really not even that creative when you look at what that drone looked like. I mean, I think cock or penis. It looks just like a penis. It does. Yeah. And look at how happy Lindsay is. Well, we know why Lindsay's so happy.

You know, he died. He died after he was groping a. a penis, a black cock that was made for mass destruction. This is like exactly what he was. There's one photograph that just completely consolidates exactly who he was. He liked cock,

as we all know, you know, the worst kept secret in Washington, D.C. And he liked killing, you know, the biggest warhawk on the planet. And there he is with a black cock that kills right before he dies. I mean, that could not be a better epitaph

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This is some of the advertising for the app, pop up the ad. The world's first unvaccinated platform, love, friendship, and community connections since 2021. The app reportedly has more than 100,000 users, but based on one-star reviews on the App Store, many of these users are bots. Unjected was founded by 32-year-old Shelby Hosanna, who calls herself a peaceful anarchist who describes Unjected as a divine mission. She has three children of her own who have religious exemptions to be unvaccinated at school and at community events. Here's some more from the article about this. Unjected describes itself as a platform to connect those who share like-minded values in the convictions to remain unvaccinated.

The app began operations in 2021. Unjected's users are competing for a relatively small pool of potential partners, according to national surveys, roughly one in five U.S. adults had still not gotten the COVID vaccine a year after it was rolled out. And yet Unjected is one of several dating sites that sprung. up in the wake of the pandemic, catering to unvaccinated singles, including unjapped. Unjapped.net and unused. Dot date. Novax.

Dot singles. And pureblood. Dot dating. Pure blood. That doesn't sound Nazi at all, does it? Yeah, no. I was going to say that sounds. That doesn't sound like people are giving Sig Hiles at their dates.

All of these apps are still operational and targeted at people who chose not to receive the COVID-19 vaccine. Many users say they received some vaccinations during childhood. So perhaps should we be relieved that these people are self-selecting themselves out of normal dating apps or simply concerned that Purebloodd dating is a real website that exists in the year 2026. What about both? I'm, I think they're probably lie. I mean, I'm glad they're with each other. They can give each other all kinds of diseases. I'm wondering if you're this hot and bothered about you don't want a vaccine because it's your body your choice. How are you getting a guy to wear a condom? That's one of my questions.

Wait. Do you think they are wearing condoms? No, I think these are people that are like, let it ride. Right. I have great seed. I think there's no condoms on unvaxed if I were guessing. So I think stay with each other. But I just think that many people that are unvaccinated just shows you how stupid people are. Just stupid. Their stupidity will kill them. But I did a whole, I did a whole episode. Conservatives are dying at a much higher rate than liberals right now. No, I know.

Their scientific study behind it. Their stupidity is killing them. They're dying of their own whiteness. But I wish that it would be like right now today. Like, I wish it was like the rapture of unvaccinated. Like, wait, hold up. You want them all to die, all 100,000? No, I'm just saying, if you're not vaccinated and you're ready for the rapture, let's bring it.

Let's do it today. I'm all in. Go, go, go, go, go. That's what I'm saying. Just get rid of them now. I visited unused. Date. And on the main website, it says that the rules are you can't be.

be vaccinated, you also can't have ever been intimate with anyone that had the job. Like it's contagious. Like, I know people, I mean, I've read, I don't know people, but that people that think if you've had the vaccine that like your bad juju can transfer to other people. I mean, I don't know. When we've got all these diseases and now we've got food toxins and crazy shit because people are just too stupid to just follow the rules just to fall aside. It drives me fucking bananas. Well, I mean, my thing is if if these people don't want to get vaccinated and they want to

date each other, I say good. I think that's really good. I think it's great that they pulled them out of mainstream dating and that they're going to die on this hill of stupidity. And I just I just think that this is just further evidence that the conservative movement, they are so profoundly anti-science and anti-life that all of these people are, you know, probably going to kill each other before and they could live long. But that's their choice. It's a free country. I'm not, I do. I mean, I'm for vaccines. This is probably an issue where I'm not like as far. I don't think there should be vaccine mandates. If you don't want to get a vaccine and you want to go roll around and get measles and all of this shit, it's just dumb as fuck. But go do it. Swing for the

fences. It's, I believe in science. I believe in medical research and data and the history of all of it. And that's the way I want to live. But if these people want to do all this shit and then they are signing up and websites and we know exactly who they are, they're registering themselves. as idiots. I think this is a great service. I mean, like, if your kids are dating something, you're like, well, let's see if she's a nut or not. You could pull up the, you know, true blood or whatever this Nazi shit is and be like, oh, she's on this site. You might not want to date her, honey. You know what? It's like a stupidity registry more than it is anything else. No, I think that I agree with all that. The only problem I have is when you're spreading it.

Like the measles, when that outbreak was going on, I'm getting, you know, like there's kids that are in con. You know, we found out somebody was on campus corner that wasn't vaccinated. Your child might because I think, goodness, my kid had been vaccinated. But I just like, so now you're spreading your stupid shit, your stupidity. But I guess with, I mean, I agree, though. If you don't want to get a vaccine, that's entirely your business. But when it makes somebody else sick, that's when I think, okay, no more. It's a cultural problem where these people are so hell-bent on, and this is why fascism is blossoming so much, because they're so anti-status quo and they're so hell-bent on dismantling expertise that they're going to all kill themselves much earlier.

I hope so. All right. We have another story here. A new concept for couples has been going viral on the internet. Pop this up. Couples are now getting airport divorced for the sake of their sanity. And here's an excerpt. Don't worry. It's not as dark as it sounds. Traveling brings out the absolute worst in us, which is why the internet is currently obsessed with the concept of the airport divorce. The premise is simple from the second you drop your bags at TSA until you reach your actual gate, you and your partner, are officially single.

You navigate the airport at your own pace, grab your own snacks, and meet at the gate. Zero bickering required. So, Pumps, what do you think about that? I think that's brilliant. I think a lot of people fight at the airport. I mean, I think perfect.

That sounds great. I love it. What do you think? Josh and I, one of our biggest fights we ever got in, we were coming back from Mexico, the kids were really little. And we were going through airport control,

and you have to go through those. you know, snake through, roped off lines. And Josh, I went under a thing to, like, cut because there wasn't that long of a line. I went under. So then Josh opened up, unlocked one of the rope things and kind of opened it for the kids to go through. But after the kids went through, it was like a flood of people then come out there. And it's like, Josh, you need to put that back. Like, you're going to be separated from me and the kids.

And he's like, I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. And he was like, God damn it, Jennifer. like it was my fault and they put the thing up. And I go, why are you being such a dick? And it was just like that airport, like we were both already at a 10 and then it escalated. So we kind of, after that, we'd die laughing about it. We started doing this in general.

But here's my fucking problem with this. I'm all about the divorce in the airport. And Josh and I pretty much do this. The problem is you have to ride that divorce all the way until you were seated on the plane with your own shit with the seatbelt on because here's what my husband tried. to do to me. He is notorious, notorious for we're sitting in the lounge by the gate for 45 minutes to an hour. 45 minutes to an hour have gone by that a person that has been on this planet as long as he has could kind of do the deduction that I'm about to get on this bird

that's up in the air. And it has one, possibly two toilets in it if I'm lucky to, but more than likely one. This airport has a lot of toilets in it. So I probably need to go empty my bladder now and not wait until I get on the bird. Well, Josh, we get in line and he's like, I got to go pee. And then I get stuck with that fungus back. And I mean, I have like steam coming out of my airst and like we'd been like divorce like we were living by this policy and then I get sabotaged. So now I'm telling you probably the last eight years or so I'm adamant. He's like, I've got to go the bathroom. I'm like, you have to take all your shit. Take your shit. He's like, but it's and I'm like, I can't, I'm not doing this. I'm going, I'm getting on that plane when my boarding group is

called because I'm a normal person and I already went to the bathroom and I've already handled that. I'm not going to get on the on the airplane and have issues. But he always, has issues on these. I'm so glad this was the story. Okay, this, I was driving through your neighborhood. And it just flashed in my mind about you throwing the milk at Josh when you were like 100 months pregnant. Yeah.

And I got so tickled. So tell that story again because it's like one of my favorite. Okay. So I'm like nine months pregnant, summer of 2006, Oklahoma City. late July. I'm like nine months pregnant. I'm miserable. I'm obviously morbidly obese with the said baby in my belly. It had been over 100 degrees for days and days and days and days and days. And I went to Old Navy and I bought five black wife beater tops and five pair of, I think they're called galaches or like gouchos gouchos gouchos goucho pants and it had like this thing that came up

over the belly and i had decided at this stage in the pregnancy i was just wearing all black and so i bought this and i didn't really discuss it with anybody because it was just every day i woke up and i thought i'm having the baby today because it's impossible for me to be any larger much to my surprise i'd go to bed that night dreaming about eating food the entire time i was asleep and then i'd wake up and there's no kicking. I mean, they're a little bit of kicking, but absolutely no contractions. Fucking nothing happened, right? So I went to Target and I have my three-year-old with me and I pull up in the driveway from Target and I'm stocking up on like milk, toilet paper, all the shit. And Josh pulls up and he's like thin and he's in like this great suit and he has the air conditioner

blowing on him and he looked great he looked really great and so he got out of the car and I'm hot I have like sweat marks like I was so pregnant my blood was just going and I'm not a big sweater but I had like even through the black you could see it was like a full pancake probably went down like six inches I'd under under boob sweat I had crotch sweat I had crotch sweat right so that's And I felt disgusting, unattractive, not sexual. I felt like a parasitic hosting site, which I was, right? And so he gets out of the car in this like great Armani suit or something. He had just gone from court.

And he goes, hey. And I'm like, hey. And I'm grabbing like grocery bags. And I have a toddler on one head and this huge giant belly. And he goes, you wearing your uniform again today? And in the back of my car for the groceries. And so there was a carton of Horizon milk. And so I reached in there and I grabbed the Horizon milk and I looked at him and I went,

fuck you, threw it at him. He ducks. Like he's like cat like reactions because he's not 575 pounds like I was. And milk just sits at the crowd and it just explodes. I was such a nut. I was so like hormonal and just like that. And that's just like, I imagine, I imagine that that's what it's like to be MAGA every day.

Every day you're that mad. Just unhinged. Just, you know, just I want what I want. You know, it was kind of fun. It's kind of liberating. I don't regret it. just so you're in the uniform today and it elicited just i mean it was just complete rage rage and it was just a culminating effect of i had gotten out of my car i'm sitting like a

hundred and six degree i already taken one load in and dylan's like mommy mommy i want to stay with you and i'm like fuck you know and i'm just like i'm going to have to carry the kid back and forth with one bag at a time and then that fucker pulls up and i'll never forget it and his hair was like blowing the air conditioners on full blast. And again, I had all those sweat marks. And I did. My outfit was awful. He was right. It was a uniform. And I think that's why I got so mad because there was so much truth to it. You know what I mean? It was like he really fucking owned me right now. Right. You know, but I'm pregnant with his child and he needs to not be a dick. But there was so much truth and precision. And right he said in the way he said it, like, oh, are you

and you're, oh, are you wearing your outfit again today? Like, gosh, she's getting more and more. And I remember, too, when you like this when you were pregnant, I was so emotional. Like, I cried all the time. All the time. I never cry, ever. No, but I was even more emotional after I had the baby. When I started not sleeping, like, you could look at me crossways and I would cry.

I mean, I was ball baby all the time. I was like, oh, my gosh. All the time. horrible, horrible. It's horrible. Feeling that many emotions. I guess that's also like Maga. You know, they're so emotional. I couldn't handle feeling all of those emotions all the time. No, I would hate it. I don't like it. Because you can tell, that's why I threw milk at my husband. Yeah, but that was so classic. I only wish I would have been sitting on the porch to witness it. After I just got my last pellet shot or, you know, think. I noticed. You get the pellet crammed up your ass again? Not cramped.

Yes, crammed up my ass. But you got it crammed in your ass. No, I got it put in my butt cheek. But isn't the butt cheek the ass? Yeah, but you're making it sound like the rectum, like the ain't. I didn't say asshole. I said ass. Okay.

It's in my ass cheek. I noticed I got teared up. Oh, you did? Watching a social media, not like full crying, but like it was a fucking Taylor Swift deal about this guy that he gave this scholarship to. And he was like a person that. clean the seats at her concert and she heard him singing and she did all this for him and I'm like teared up and I was like that's fucking weird and then something else just completely random on social

media and I was like I have too much estrogen that's what it is because I was just like something is not right and this is what I think about these magamint I think we've got a low tea situation high E. Lowe T. High E. Yeah. And they're submissive, hysterical, emotional, freaking out. I don't know if you've seen this since Lady Graham died. Okay. All of these MAGA influencers, the Katie Miller and all the other freaks are, I can't believe the way the left is reacting to Lindsay Graham. These people are horrible human beings. And it's like, Find the one that Trump wrote about Rob Reiner. Wow. When their leader is just like the most depraved fucking person on the planet. Yeah.

But here's the thing. It's not like I'm not happy that Lindsay died or I'm not sad that Lindsay died. I mean, I'm just kind of apathetic. And I also think like, you know, we have this really old ruling class, this guard. And they're all going to start dropping like flies. But I mean, and he clearly was not like he had any kids or a wife, you know. for me to feel bad about. Here's the thing, too, about the Lindsey Graham thing.

I mean, when you look at Lindsay Graham, I mean, he was hateful. He wasn't, I mean, he was every bit as hateful as Charlie Kirk with, but I mean, he was like, let's go in there and kill people. I mean, he was homicidal. He was homicidal. Yeah. He was a demonic war hawk. I mean, truly. Yeah.

I mean, just a real, a real. A real nut. A real, real nut. And I've read so many articles about him and people are, oh, yeah, read it. So it says a very, a very sad thing happened last night in Hollywood. Rob Reiner, a tortured and struggling, but once very talented movie director and comedy star has passed away together with his wife, Michelle, reportedly due to the anger. He caused others through his massive unyielding and incurable affliction with a mind-cripling

disease known as Trump derangement syndrome goes on and on with all this crazy shit. So in Maga World, here's a man, Donald Trump, who finds out that Rob Reiner, who was critical of the president as millions of people globally are. Right. And this horrific thing, his son's like an addict, schizophrenic, I mean, complete, it's horrible situation. The murder had zero, zero to do with Donald Trump. Yeah, zero.

This motherfucker sends out the meanest tweet on the planet and basically, He says he was killed because he had Trump derangement syndrome. And then the people who support that guy want to lecture everybody else about how we're supposed to behave when Lindsey Graham, who now all of these sex workers that he worked with, are, you know, NDAs aren't really applicable anymore now that he's dead. Apparently, Lindsay, you know, dressed up in his red panties and did gay stuff at night, which we all knew. But, you know, now it's just.

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Kelly, will you look up the Twitter feed of Matt Schlapp? See if he's responded about Lindsey Graham? I bet he has. For sure. Or Mercedes Schlapp. I wonder if either one of them has said anything. She's looking at that. Matt Schla.

Is Matt Schlapp on Twitter? He probably got off when everybody started saying he was groping him. All the boys start reading. He's reposting just headlines about it. He hasn't made a personal statement on here. It doesn't seem like. What about Mercedes? Mercedes.

Mercedes Schlapp. Matt and Mercedes Schlapp. It's just like that can't be there. Well, you really. She read her bio. Yeah, read the Twitter bio for us. Here's a tweet. Senator Graham was larger than life, charming and kind.

He loved America and was a dedicated public servant praying for his family. And then she also tweets, today's a good reminder to hug those you love and tell them how much you love and appreciate them. Life is fragile. We don't know the day or the hour that God can call us home. And then her Twitter bio is faith, family, country, and freedom. Ephesians 611 host of CPAC now America uncanceled for her white go ahead and screenshot that hug those you love hug those you love and then pop that up on the screen because I want to just go ahead and dissect this tweet from Mercedes-Shlap I want

I'm going to group one more in with it too that she tweeted after it the problem with Mercedes-Shlap talking about hugging those you love is that that's That's exactly what Matt Schlapp did at the CPAC events when he allegedly, here we go. Oh, my God, Mercedes Schlapp, at Mercedes Schlapp. In today's gospel, Jesus said, but the seed sown on rich soil is the one who hears the word and understands it, who indeed bears fruit and yields a hundred or 60 or 30 fold. The seed that falls on good ground will yield a fruitful harvest. We must stay close to God. Reed is his word and pray unceasingly.

Be grateful for our blessings and trials. And then before that, she tweets, today is a good reminder to hug those you love and tell them how much you love and appreciate them. Life is fragile and we are not in charge. this is incredible. Okay, let's just, let's dissect this. Today is a good reminder to hug those you love. So if we apply this to her husband at getting all liquored up at the CPAC conventions,

he is hugging those that he loves without consent. Right. Allegedly. And then life is fragile and we are not in charge, which is a lesson that Matt Schlapp is finding out over and over and over again. because listener, as we've covered here, exhaustively, Matt Schlapp gets all liquored up and he goes to these CPAC conventions and he grabs conservative cock without consent, allegedly, allegedly, allegedly.

This is what he does. And so I think this is pretty interesting. And then as you can see, Mercedes Schlapp, I guess she thinks if she just prays all the time, she's going to fix her husband. But that's some crazy religious psychosis, that about the fruitful. Yeah. What does all that shit mean? That's what I would say.

I'm looking at it. And I'm thinking, even with all, I have no idea what it means other than you have to stay in it to believe. Because if you aren't believe, if you aren't stay in it, then you'll realize it's all bullshit. That's what my mind said just now, but I don't know if that's. Kylie, do you know what Mercedes Schlapp? I have no idea. Who indeed bears fruit yields 100 or 60 or 30 fold?

But is this about having kids? Because Lindsay Graham was a childless cat lady. That's what I was thinking, too. Like, can't be that. There was no fruit. There was no fruit. Well, it's fruity, but no fruit. All right, let's do one lucky voice caller.

Play the clip. Okay. The first one and only one we've got is Ellie. Hello, Jennifer. Hello, Pump. Hello, Kylie. This is Ellie coming to you from Minnesota. And what I have absolutely fucking had it with is watching some of the stupidest people I went to school with decide that they're qualified to homeschool their children.

These are the people who, you know, couldn't hand in a single homework assignment, coasted through every group project. We're proud members of the De Honor Roll. And now they're writing these Facebook manifestos laden with spelling and grammatical errors about how public schools are evil and full of indoctrination. And so as a result, they're going to be homeschooling their precious little peanuts. These idiots' competence to confidence ratio is absolutely off the charts. It's the blind leading the blind. And it feels like this has only gotten worse in Trump's America, which I'm sure is no coincidence. Where being uninformed somehow is a personality trait that we're just passing on to our children,

I fucking had it with it. I can't stand these morons attempting to homeschool their children when they probably shouldn't have even had children to start with. That's all. I feel that. I feel that because I mean, you would not believe how many people in Bible study homeschool their kids. And you just think, oh, I worry about that. And then you see those witness booklets or whatever they're called that the Duggers use. And they're like top out at eighth grade.

I mean, I just think homeschooling is a bad idea from soup to nuts. I don't care if you're a nuclear physicist. I think it's just fucking weirdest fact. that you want your kids around you all day, every day and all night. And just the socialization. For me personally, it was that I would have gotten up on my hands and knees and strap them to my back and crawled to get them to school every day, just to get them where I wasn't.

So I don't trust somebody that wants to be with their kids 24-7. I think a lot of dumb people do it because it's just easier. And that's a concern. And I've had divorce cases that like moms, at mad at dad, they're fighting over whose school district kids going to use their address. They put them on homeschool. It's like two or three hours a day at the computer and then kids are going just off to the races. So I just can't think of very many good things about homeschooling. I think that these people that do the homeschooling, these are the same people

that grow up to be on unused.net. There's a through line on all of this, right? So the Dugger booklets that you're referring to teach that like dinosaur and man lived on Earth at the same time. These are people that fear critical thinking more than anything on the planet that have to be taught a script of reality and that they're incapable of critically thinking. They're incapable of deduction skills. And what pisses me off about this the most is how many parents project a script onto their kids. I'm a dumbass. So they're for I'm going to make sure you're a dumbass. I'm a fucking idiot. I made

D's, as our caller said, Ellie. She, you know, the people, the dumbest people she knew in college were homeschooling their kids. And so this is trickle-down stupidity. This is MAGA on steroids. This is Mah-ha. This is Tadwife. This is unvaxed and

unjacked and all that shit. This is the worst, worst, worst in this shit is America has a crazy Christian problem. We have a fundamental crazy Christian problem. Now, those of you that are listening that are Methodist or Presbyterian, I'm not talking about you. I'm talking about the freaks of the megachurch.

I'm talking about the ones that have schools that are, you know, these crazy indoctrination factories, hate academies. And then when that hit isn't strong enough, then they go to homeschooling. And I just, I think it's a huge problem. I cannot stand these people. But again, it's a pretty big red flag when somebody tells you, when you're like, what's there to listen pen off? I was homeschool.

You're like, oh. But I just think it's such a selfish thing for parents to do. I honestly, I'm just going to say this. I think it's selfish for parents to push a religion on a child and make them believe just one before they're old enough to hear about all of them or none of them and decide for themselves. I think it's all child abuse, honestly. No, you know I agree. I mean, I'm the victim of it and perpetuated it. So I agree. Yeah, I just, I don't know. I mean, and for those of you that don't live in the Bible Belt,

you don't get it like Pumps and Kylie and me and I do, but it's just, it's a really toxic culture. That megachurch culture is incredibly toxic. And it's everywhere. Yeah, the most fucked up people you know if you live in the Bible. belt are the biggest they're the ones who are posted on easter these on instagram if you live in a bible belt state when easter rolls around it's it's like dunkings like these baptisms on the instagram stories i just people i'm like why is everybody dunking it's just so it's so crazy and it's like a full-blank pole and everybody's in them and they're knocking didn't you tell me didn't you go to some baptism at some guy's house? Yeah, in the pool, in the pool. But did your

ex-husbanding? Was he? Yes, it was him. He was like, he found Jesus again. Is that where? I mean, I remember he was all into it, and I remember being at that house. And they I don't remember that he did I tell you at the time that he did. It heard. Yeah. Because it's it's funny. Like I don't, but I completely believe it.

And then, I mean, he's the same person that's in these church pews and told me how everybody else's husband was so bad and pointed out like he's fucking so and so. She's fucking around her boss. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Worst offender next to me. But I don't know if you know this.

But in most churches, the ones I grew, up in anyway. They have like you have like the congregation, then you have the pulpit that's raised. And then behind the preacher elevated above that is where the dunk tank is. So it's like you have to look up to see it if you're in the churches that I grew up in. It's like elevated over the pastor. Did you know that? I don't know if I knew the location of the dunk tank. But I mean, it's that high. Like, it's so elevated.

I just, I don't know. I just think it's all weird. I think, I think homeschooling's weird. I think megachurches are weird. Now that I'm thinking about it, there was a lot of people that got baptized in that pool. It just went him. I can't remember who it was, but it was several.

It was like a group, not at the same time, but like a lot. Well, what you told me what was so interesting about it. It was some big mega donor for the megachurch you went to. Some oil and gas got a shit ton of money. So he volunteered his swimming pool. But the house was locked up and he had poured a potty's outside where nobody could use his house. And because I think that I'm not. I mean, here's the thing.

I wish that it were that simple. I wish that if you fucked up really bad in your life, you could just say, Jesus, I repent, accept to me. unfortunately in order to truly change it takes a lot of grunt work and a lot of introspection and a suffering you suffer nobody comes in and just scoops and makes all your pain go away and accountability it's yeah you suffer a lot I mean to really the the things that I've changed the most and I fucking suffered from I had to sit in discomfort and suffer it's not a dive in dive out I wish it was that would be great you just go It was for years.

Wouldn't that be great? It's been worse when it wasn't. You could just go get dunked and then you were a new person. I think you, I think you could even get past that. Just like, forgive me. Okay, good. Yeah, you can take it all the way. All right.

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