I've Had It - We Manifested This Episode

Episode Date: March 9, 2023

Jennifer and Pumps play new listener submissions and according to Jen we may have found the "creme de la creme" of all had it's. From manifesting to mini-vans, this episode will take you on quite the *journey* Subscribe to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/IveHadItPodcast Follow Us: I've Had It Podcast: @Ivehaditpodcast Jennifer Welch: @mizzwelch Angie "Pumps" Sullivan: @pumpspumpspumps

So we're supposed to start the podcast. Can you clap? Oh, one, two, three. There you go. I mean, fierce. You're getting so good. I think I should probably go on tour with my clapping. Yeah, you could do a little shimmy afterwards.

Yes. A big shimmy. And a big shimmy with a sagging dragon. Yep. Well, today we are going to roll out from our listener what you guys have had it with. Don't you love these pumps? This is like becoming my favorite pastime.

They're so good. I love it so much because I think everybody has had it with something out there. And if they say they haven't had it with something, then I don't even wanna be their friend. No, we don't want them as listeners. I don't trust people that don't have some kind of complaint.

I agree. I agree. Kylie, would you please play our first contestant? The first one is gonna be from Lauren Z. Okay. Lauren. I've had it with fucking minivan drivers. They always pull out right in front of you in those God damn little baby buses.

And then they don't ever go the speed limit. They damn sure don't go above the speed limit. And they usually get in the fast lane and slow everybody else down. Fucking had it. So true. 100% true. And do you remember my policy? I had a policy that I would not drive behind a minivan.

I remember. I mean, they're the worst. The worst. It's awful. I have always hated minivan. I hate it. Lauren, I hate minivanans with everything in me. Even if I get in an Uber and it's a mini-vant Uber,

I immediately feel like the biggest fucking dweeb on the planet. Hey, mini-vants, and I have a really very super cute girlfriend that when her kids were little, she had a mini-vant and I would tell her all the time, you are way too cute to drive a minivan. Do you remember in the 80s, like the vans that were kind of cool? Cargo vans kind of bigger.

They had like the shag carpet in the back. And I remember this girl I grew up with, her name was Julie, and her mom had this swanky van. And then something happened in the 90s where these minivan got rolled out. And it is dork, it's dork city. Nation. But I have to say, when we've gone on vacation and had to rent cars when the kids were little,

they are convenient for little kids. I mean, I would never have one, obviously, but I kind to get it on a vacation. You rented a minivan? Yeah, and several different vacations when the kids were little. Yeah. So you both hate minivans, but are also a mini-van renter? Yeah. Because you have the car seats and all that when they're little. What about an SUV?

I think we accidentally got a mini-van one time because they were out of SUVs and then we kind of liked it. It's pretty easy by comparison. Am I going crazy here? Or did she just do a complete 180? No, I hate mini vans. You're like a complete skis. I know.

Complete skits of fernic. You sort of hate mini vans. I hate mini vans. I don't need any. And then you just said, I kind of love mini vans. On a vacation when you have to drive where you're not, you don't know where you're going. It's easy for the kids. That's the only point I'm making.

I find them detestable. Okay. Listen, or just so, in case you're just now tuned in, because there's a lot of whiplash on I've had it. Bonus content episode. Pumps hates many vans, despises them, dweeb city, dork city, dork nation, loves a many van on a vacation. When the kids were little, I did.

When the kids were little, I cheated it for the kids. Yeah. For the kids, everybody, you can do anything nice for kids. She did it for the kids were little. I cheated it for the kids. Yeah. For the kids, everybody, you didn't do anything nice for kids. She did it for the kids. Now, I guess that makes me a big, huge hypocrite, but that's not the first time. Kylie, what do you think about Pumps' about face? You know what?

I grew up, my grandfather had one of those fans that you were talking about, the cool ones. The cool ones. It had like a VHS player, which was super cool. Yes. It had carpet, it had the blinds. It's like the Scooby Van. It's sos. It's like the Scooby-Van. It's so cool.

It's not like the Scooby-Doo-Bee-Doo. Now they look like pedophile vans to me, though. Like if I saw someone driving, I'm like, uh-oh. Yeah. But I think that my mom had a miniband when I was growing up. Luckily, I was too young to remember. Right. God, thank God, because that's trauma.

Lorde and Link knows where you would have ended up, Kylie, had you been towed it around in that minivan consciously. That's probably why I'm gay. One hundred percent, the minivan did it, kids. Nope. Okay, who's next, Kylie? Up next, we've got Devon V. I've had it with any kind of fucking journey.

I don't care about your fucking wellness journey, your divorce journey, your journey journey. I want that term to go away. I've had it. A, fucking men, this is the top, the crem de la crem of the hadots. This has got to stop the journeys or ridiculous. My weight loss journey, my exercising journey, my divorce journey, my spiritual journey. Put a fucking sock in it and go on a real vacation and quit talking about your

manufactured journey. I've had it had it had it. I mean Devon got you right where you live. She fucking just spoke my love language, which is something else that I've had it with or love languages. And Devon, you just spoke my love language. Following people you know on Instagram or on social media has become insufferable because they're inviting you along on something that should be private. They're making a public journey that they assume we all give a shit about.

I've had it. We just want the salacious details. We don't want the whole journey. Exactly. Let's get the cliff notes. My husband fucked around. It was his secretary, I caught him in the closet. We don't need the whole journey.

We don't need to go through the journey of it. And it's just, it's enough. Ha, ha, ha. Enough, enough with self-help books with the journeys, with, oh, here's one thing that bugs the shit on me. I'm manifesting. The vision board.

I'm manifesting. So I the vision board. I'm manifesting. So I went down a deep, horrible Instagram dive this weekend. So there's this girl. She probably has a good, Jillian Instagram followers, but what peaked my interest, it was on my 4U page, is she pulls up in a Rolls Royce

in front of this massive fucking private plane, right? And her husband opens up the car and they like kiss and then she like waltzes up the stairs and I was like, well, who's this fucking little twat rolling up in her rolls and then climbing up on her PJ. So naturally I go back 747 weeks and her Instagram profile is one would do if they're disgusted with somebody's behavior. And one of her posts, it's like her and her husband and her Birken bag and her Rolls Royce, her husband's matching Rolls Royce and the biggest fucking private line you've ever seen in your life. And she literally writes in the comment

section, I manifested this life. I thought about it and I made it come true. And so for the listener, I just want you to know, if you want a Rolls Royce and a big fucking private plane and multiple Birken bags, just think about it. Right, just manifest it. Just think and pray and think. Thoughts and prayers and manifesting in you too will be the asshole on Instagram and the Rolls Royce

and the fucking PJ. I bet if you got to the deep dark bottom of it, she just had rich parents. I bet if you got to the deep dark bottom of it, she could fucking suck the chrome off of a tailpipe and gives an A plus blow job and delivers them to her rich husband 24, 7, 365. But I mean, one could argue that's manifesting.

But that is true. I'll tell you what, if we can manifest a PJ, let's start now. Poms can't get back. You can't. I'm going to show you this, Gal's Instagram. I mean, I just can't even wrap my head around it. She manifested the PJ and she wrote that down on the internet for everyone to see it was her PJ journey manifested. Well, we need to start manifesting.

All it takes is thinking about a PJ. Let's get down on our knees and start thinking. Right. I think you got to get down on your knees and start sucking. Yeah, I'll tell pop. I think that's what she got to do. This sounds like commercial for me. Okay, the next one is gonna be Kate H. Okay, I've had it with older moms like who feel like they should punish us

for the conveniences that our society has now created that we're taking advantage of. Like, I understand you had to duct tape your child to the back of your car to get them over to the closest croaker, but like, now we have car seats that swivel and that's awesome. So like, why are you giving me shit for utilizing that? You know, like, just because they didn't have cars in the 1600, does that mean

that we should use cars now that they're invented? I don't know. I've just had it. Okay, Kate, here's my deal. All the shit that you guys have, and I think that we would be considered older moms pumps in particular. But I, here's the deal, I don't give a shit about the seeing the kid on the video screen, the swiveling car seats, swing for the fences. I'm glad you have better technology. I'm so glad it's more queued up for you to be more vigilant of a parent than we. But where it really f**king takes me off

from top to bottom are those god damn young mom parking spots. Oh my god, that's what I was just getting ready to say. Had it. Had it. You know, I always park in those because I'm like, let someone come out here and say, I'm not pregnant. I would say I'm pregnant, even though they'd say

you're a little old. No, I park in those spots. That's bullshit. It's a spot reserved for families with small children. And it's like, okay, here's the deal. Let's stop with the exception of the handicap parking space. Everything else needs to be eliminated. Employ the month, hit the bricks, fuck it, done with it.

I think that parking is Darwinian. Right! Survival of the fittest. You want a good parking spot? You get there early. I, if I don't see a good parking spot, I give up on it and I just go to the back and figure I'm getting that many more steps in. Or do you manifest? Oh, I could manifest. I could manifest. And before I park my dog journey, right? My journey, I could manifest my journey of my minivan and get the young kid parking spot. Right, Kate, here's the deal. I can see how, you know, older moms, back in our day, we didn't have jack shit. I don't give a shit.

I haven't been a young mom. Your throne was so much, I don't remember what we had. All the shit, there's so much shit. There's so much shit. There's like a bouncy thing, and you got a vibrating chair, and you got a car seat,

and you got all the shit you got to schlep around. There's nothing fun about it. I don't think your part of being a mom is easier than ours was. No, at all. But I've had it with those parking places. They just grind my gears. It's bullshit.

It's total bullshit. Get rid of all privileged parking spots. You know, hospitals, you go to hospitals and preserve for doctor, such and such. Fuck, doctor, such and such. Yeah, I always park in those spots. I know hospitals, you go to hospitals and preserve for doctor such and such. Fuck doctor such and such. Yeah, I always parking those spots. I have zero issue. Look at you. You're just like a parking lot tyrant. I am. You just survival of the fittest. I'm on the top of that heat. Look at you. Yeah. I think that Kate, these women that are bitter, that your car seat swivels. I mean, that's

just, are they like wanting to be young moms again? Because it's not fun to have an infant. No, it sucks. Those newborn babies are Chinese water torture. The worst, what have I always said? If you would have put all those prisoners at Guantanamo Bay in with infants and they had to take care of them, they would sing like birds. Immediately, I give it four or five days Torture them with a brand new baby. That'll do it. Yeah, that's the truest torture. I've had it podcast for we embrace Little babies With their mommies on the teeth All right Kylie who's next? Okay to end our journey today We've got Jessica S with her own PI story.

Ooh! I just listened to the episode of the private investigators and the cheating husbands. And I have a cheating husband story as well. And me and my best friend were basically PIs. I've combed through the phone records. And my best friend drove from Houston to Austin in the middle of the night to catch my ex to see where he was. And he tried to say he was sleeping in his van. And she followed him to a neighborhood that I later found out where the other woman lived.

And I just have so many stories I was laughing at the stupid excuses like the I hop story my husband told me one time that his phone died because the Airbnb he was staying at had old electricity. It's unbelievable., stupid shit. It is unbelievable. And I think that episode was so relatable because if you, you know, if you have been so fortunate today just, you know, fucking upstanding, upstanding, fine young man, good for you. I mean, if I were not great for you. But most people have found themselves

in troublesome relationships or have a very good friend. Right. And so I would have totally done that and you for me driven from Houston to Austin and busted the case wide open. I love it that she drove from Houston to Austin. She was on it.

And I mean, I did a full blown AT&T con. Yeah. I mean, I have had a friend call me and say, I think my husband is with his girlfriend at a spot in Oklahoma City. I remember this. It was Christmas Eve. You drove up there to the restaurant.

I drove up there to the restaurant feckin' fronted him both out right then and acted like I was buying gift cards. Fwoo! Go on Christmas Eve at a restaurant. Yeah, I just marched right in there and I was like, what's going on here? Oh yeah. Yeah. No. A best friend is the best thing to have in the world, period, the end, but especially when you've got a cheater on your hands.

Yeah. No, you absolutely, because it's so painful and so hurtful and only your girlfriends can help get you through the same thing. I'm not sure if you're going to cheater on your hands. Yeah, no, you absolutely, because it's so painful and so hurtful and only your girlfriend can help get you through that and that camaraderie. Yeah, I love love to your girlfriend that drove from Houston to Austin the middle of the night. He was sleeping in his car. He had old electricity.

Should the fuck up go suck a bag of dizz. Yes, go get your son. Yeah, what an asshole. You're better off without him. Yes, way better off without him. And good for you and your girlfriend because that is some bull shit. That's right, that is some bull shit.

Well, Pumps, is there anything you'd like to add on this bonus episode, any bonus content? Any bonus content that I can think of right now? Um, you got nothing? I got nothing. She's got nothing. Got nothing. Maybe we should start a podcast and call it got nothing. more voice memos via Instagram. You can DM those to us. Follow us, subscribe, like.

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