I've Had It - Weather Woodies and Rain Curtains

Episode Date: January 10, 2023

Jennifer and Pumps welcome Jake and Matt from the Reality Gays podcast and they've HAD IT with getting duped by weather forecasters. Pumps also begs the question: is there no limit to Jennifer's controlling nature?  Subscribe to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/IveHadItPodcast Follow Us: I've Had It Podcast: @Ivehaditpodcast Jennifer Welch: @mizzwelch Angie "Pumps" Sullivan: @pumpspumpspumps Special Guest: @realitygayspodcast @themattmarr @jakeitorfakeit 

Clap. One, two, three. That went my best effort. Hold on. Okay, did it again. Okay. One, two, three. That was better. That was good. Why don't you start us off? Hi, I'm E.N.G. A.K.A. Pants. I'm here with my friend, Jay Welch. Jennifer. What's the name of our podcast? I've had it podcast. And to start us off, I gotta stop you right there. You did it all out of order. First we talk about what we've had it with, the small ones, then we do the introduction. Well then you have to do some other stuff.

What does it guess? Why don't you be the starter? Okay, start clap. Oh my God, that just reminded me of a huge, I've had it. Oh, I can't wait. Okay, one, two, three. All right, tell me what you've had it with. I'll a huge, I've had it. Oh, I can't wait. Okay. One, two, three. All right, tell me what you've had it with. I'll tell you what I've had it with.

Okay, this is a true story. Okay. We go to a march, a rally, before voting, and we march down to the Capitol, blah, blah. So Jennifer is the chant leader. I'm the person that has the microphone, like the walkie talkie. So she'd be like, okay, tell him we're doing chant to it. I'm like, okay has the microphone, like the walkie talkie. So she'd be like, okay, tell them we're doing a chant to it.

I'm like, okay, I get ready to do the walkie talkie. She is in my boob, has grabbed the walkie talkie and is talking to it into it. This doesn't happen once. This happens every single time. Every single time. And I want to just to throw it at you and go, you fucking do it. I am the worst. I mean, like, I'm guilty as charred. I thought you were going to start breastfeeding any moment. I mean, you were right there. It was attached to my jacket sitting on that one of the dragon. According to my, what was that episode at my horoscope? Yes, you're probably

somewhat controlling. And I would, I thought she, they're not going to hear. She's not doing it right. So I did. I'm allowed as person in 15 counties. You think they couldn't hear me? You're just want to be the sheriff. All the time. It's true.

Even volunteer work. You need to be a sheriff. It's bad. God, it's bad, isn't it? And you know what? I don't think I can change. Oh, God, no, we're too old to change. Yeah. No. I know it's bad, isn't it? And you know what? I don't think I can change. Oh God, no, we're too old to change. Yeah.

No, I know. It's really better. It's a huge character defect. Well, but I mean, on the opposite side, you are the sheriff. I mean, nobody gets more shit done and gets more people laid out and how it's supposed to roll than you. But so I would rather you be breastfeeding slash calling the chance in a parade, rather than not keeping all the other balls in the air.

That was a really good, I've had it. And I just remembered it. Well, let me tell you what I've had it with. Lay it on me. Hulu and HBO. Okay. And I'll tell you why. Okay.

Nobody wants to watch one episode of Handmaid's Tale at a time like a civilized normal person that moderates their life. We're way past that. Netflix has taught us, spoil the week, can take a show and inject it straight into our veins episode after episode season after season. And then Hulu trots out handmaintail, which is fantastic. Love it. Love it.

And then they torture you with the slow drip, same with HBO and succession or the white lotus. I, it's not enough of a hit for me. And I'm not civilized, nor patient enough, nor do I moderate myself enough with television to want to watch one episode a week like a normal person. Yeah, I think house of cards was the first one that you got to binge.

Like that was the beginning. And so that was like 15 years ago. So to take us from we can watch the whole thing in one weekend. Yeah. To spreading it out over 10 weeks. It feels like cruel and unusual punishment. It really does. So I wanna say this, Hulu and HBO,

we have fucking had it. Cause we're paying no matter what. We have to pay in. We have the streaming device. We're customers. So why not just give us what we want. You could pop out more TV. Surely there's an economic reason

that they could even crank out more. I think they're trying to keep you interested, like back in the day, when you had to watch it. We'll pass that as soon as we can. No, I'm sorry. We've evolved way past that. We're way past that. I agree.

But you know what I did with, I just wait now until the whole thing's out, and then I just watch it. I try, I try to do that. But I am such a successful television water. You have such elite, elite skills. I have such elite skills that sometimes I finish Netflix or I finish Hulu.

And so then I am forced to watch them as they are presented to me, which obviously I'm very but hurt about. Gene and Nile do you all agree that this is we're as a society we're way past. We're devolving in this area of society instead of evolving. Social media, even if you want to wait. Right, everything, but everyone's posting about it

so you don't want to miss out or get spoilers. So you have to watch when it comes to total, yeah. I haven't noticed that. Total spoiler alert situation. Yes. If you even like CNN's a total, yeah. I haven't noticed that in a total spoiler alert situation. Yes. If you even like CNN or a variety, like they'll post about it and that annoys me. Oh, you know what we do now?

I would like to welcome everybody to our podcast. The name of it is I've had it. And I am one of the co-hosts. My name is Jennifer and my other co-host, what's your name, my dear Angie? Angie, we call her Pops. And we have Jen Morton, Nilly, and Richard, who chime in, they've had it with a variety of things.

But I'll tell you one thing that Pops and I are from Oklahoma City, Jen and Nilly are, Nilly's from New York, Jen's from California, but they both live in LA. And so they have that, you know, fuck you, first of all, for living in California and having the ocean, mountains, and 75 degree weather all the time. I mean, that is like...

That's why people live here. Yeah. So we in the Great Plains get weather systems a lot. So we have this phrase called being weather aware. And we have to be aware, especially in the spring, because tornadoes can come. And so that's fine. You know, your weather where you have a smartphone that can talk to you and do lots of things. And but there's a whole dark side to this. And it is the meteorologist. Yes, they want a grandstand. Like, they'll see a weather pattern. They'll get on their raging hard-ons. They're so

excited to talk about it to tell you. And guess what happens? Fuckin' nothin'. Fuckin' nothing. Nothing. I remember a few years ago, the weather man are like, listen up, Oklahoma City, we are gonna get 30 inches of snow. Get ready, you're gonna be conquered down, the roads are not gonna be drivable, schools will be closed, offices will be closed. While they're making this prediction, there's not a cloud in the sky, okay?

This is like, it's incoming like 72 hours, two to three days from now. They cancel school, so to three days from now. They cancel school. So everybody goes and panic buys. Right. All the grocery stores that completely cleaned out COVID style, like you can't find toilet paper, any of the all the good shit's gone, right?

They cancel schools, they cancel work. Kids are so excited. Moms are furious. You're like, just stay home with the kids. Nothing worse than a snow day. Wake up that morning that it's the worst. The snow days are the worst. The worst. You're in kid jail. But anyway, you woke up that morning. Look at the window. And much to my surprise, there was not one god damn snowflake.

Right. And so all the schools are canceled. You're completely dictover. The kids are at home. You're having to watch kid shows. You're having to cook. You're not at work. I mean, it's it's the worst in that. Right. So basically there's a lot of lying liars. The thing about it is, which infuriates me, if I was as terrible at my job as they are at their job, I would be fired. Everything they say is not true. And yet we still listen, like people still like, oh my gosh, did you get the grocery store?

Did you have to get in your shelter? Blah, blah, blah. When I first came out to Oklahoma and met you guys in 2016, yeah, it was May, I remember. And there was a big tornado in the first couple of days, I called J Welch and I was like, what are we gonna do? She's like, they'll be scaring the tornadoes.

The best part is you need to come over here. We're gonna watch meteorologists. She goes, it's their Super Bowl. They love it. The best day of their lives. Remember you were scared though, because this tornado sirens, you were like, oh my gosh, the tornado signs like,

oh, we ignored those. Was that your first time? Yes. I was scared. We're not scared at all. Yeah. If you have teleport and raise an Oklahoma. And that's like tornadoes.

I'm sorry. I didn't know. I, that's my bad. I think we need to get into the storm chaser at some point. What the fuck is wrong with those people? Okay. I do have one kind of funny story. Okay. Let's my bad. I think we need to get into the storm chaser at some point what the fuck is wrong with those people Okay, I do have one kind of funny story. Okay, let's hear it when Your school they never shut down for snorkels when we my kids were little I remember specifically getting on to see if school was canceled and then taking so much joy in the fact

That you got to take your kids to school. Okay, so today we have a really fun guest, Matt and Jake, the host of Reality Gaze, love. And Matt is actually an art more Oklahoma native. And apparently he is always trying to tell his co-hosts about all the shit going down in Oklahoma with the weather and he doesn't believe it. So let's have them on. Yes, to talk about this fuckery going on with meteorologists. Hello. Hi, y'all.

Hi. I love y'all. You know what? I've been trying to be good, but fuck it. It's an Oklahoma show. I'm having a doctor pepper. Good for you. Do it.

I'm gonna do it. Why not? I've never forget. I was in a waiting room with my kid one time and somebody was pouring Dr. Pepper into their baby's bottle. Oh, only in Oklahoma. Are we serving Dr. Pepper and our baby bottles? That's some long grow vocal homo shit that I saw.

Is that where you're from, Lung Grove? Originally Lung Grove. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Grip there, all the long grove. And then Jake and I met at North Texas. We went home. Hi, Jake. Hi, Jake.

Oh, so like the Mean Green Eagles. Yes. North Texas Mean Green, that's where we went to school. Very. You guys like have your own talk show set up. I love. I know. I know.

We're the real deal. Jake. There's like your nice chairs. Like I expect Oprah to have something underneath the chairs. There is zero fucking around with I've had it. Pod. That's right. One day when I can afford it, Jennifer's gonna redo my California house.

I just have to get that house first. I just need to buy that house. And so it's only a couple million. I've pumpers as this year, I quote you all the time and because people say that's so funny. I said, I didn't say it's pumps. I say 2022 has been a lazy Susan of shit sandwiches. And I just keep eating them.

Yeah, that I mean, isn't that the truth? Sometimes you just feel like you cannot get off the lazy season at all. If that was my I was college. I see I thought college was fun. No, it's not. No, I was talking about lying on my lazy Susan. Just being thrown around. So Matt, you're from Oklahoma, originally went to Arden. Why I did live in Oklahoma City for about a year.

I started my grad school at OCU. I lived in the El Paso. I think I'm from South Carolina, originally, um, but I, I went to school in Texas. And I live from a town called a Pickens or Greenville. It's a, if you know, you know, a South Carolina geography at all, it looks like a piece of pie. I'm from the, the tip of the pie where it's basically in breeding and moonshine. So let me ask you this.

What are you low country or high country? I am high country. Okay. But low country food is so much better than high country food. So what we were talking about before we had you guys on is something that we've absolutely had it with, our meteorologists. 100%. They are lying liars.

They are complete lying liars. They get everybody into hysterics. Everybody's out panicking, buying, you know, going fucking crazy, stockpiling shit, and then quarantining all up, you got, they've canceled school, and if you're a parent, it's fucking miserable. School is the only thing that is a bridge to sanity

as a mother, is taking that child and dropping it off at school. So it's a total dickover. And then you wake up in the morning and guess what? There's no fucking smell. Nothing. How did they get away with this? They should be prosecuted. I agree. There's no oversight. There's no oversight. Gone are the days of Gary England. That you can actually trust. If you live in Oklahoma, the meteorologists are like big time local celebrities because we live in the plain.

They are. They're gods. And we have major weather systems. We have major weather. So Gary England was this calm, stable voice that you grew up with your whole life. And he didn't go bananas. He didn't go hysterical. He didn't have theical. He didn't

have the weather woody when he was talking about tornadoes because these guys have erections big time. Right. They're way too excited about a tornado. Right. Yes. So the huge damage. It's an all level and tire down the scary England had big, dick weather energy. He was calm about it. He is. He is. 100% right. Big dick weather energy. Big dick weather. Whereas, but I have to say, Jake and I've talked about on our podcast. I guess are they still scientists to know? Because I live there in 19 years. Are they still scientists? Because in California, we have weather men. It's like weather men. Dallas reigns. Dallas. That is an actual person's name. He is extremely tan. Oh,

I can't when you know when you do weather here, it never nothing really changes that much. So like it's it is overcast today and people are expecting the end of the world. No one knows what's going on. We were supposed to meet someone later for dinner and I said, I can't, it's overcast. Right. I'm telling you. Yes, it's either Dallas Reigns or it's women who were models with just oversized huge jugs that have no hooters that they were never taking a science class. So I don't are they still scientists in a lot think they are yeah, I think they are Because they roll out big words like when tornadoes are happening It's like there is there the rain curtains and the vortex and what are all the words they use that all sounds believable and real I didn't ignore them so I have no help

No, it's it's they trot out and I mean they're full blown and you can tell they get excited because it's like they studied all this stuff And then it's coming to fruition and it's there is like this sociopathic Excitement that they have it's a nice. It's a nice trailer homes are getting leveled and they're like look at that folks That's a mile wide South Carolina weathermen are like that because we have tornadoes. And in the summertime or like late summer, it'll be like folks, we've got an all out barrage going down on Wall Hala. It is going to wipe out most of the county.

We have satellites all over the planet right now. I can get on Google Earth and basically zoom in on Pumps' nipple. And let me tell you, she has some high quality nipples because one of her hidden talents is she can balance a wire hanger on her nipple. It used to be wood hanger, but with age. With age, she said it to a motorbike wire. A wire hanger. Yes.

I digress. I digress. You know, I'm, I'm gay, so what matter? I kind of want to see that. You know, I'll show you off the camera. I'm totally fine. Everybody who's ever had had more than two drinks with me and that's entire county has seen that trick. Yeah. She'll try to tid out. I mean, she almost, it's almost clinical. It's not second. Right. Like if it's parties, like winding down, we got to shake it hands. Yeah. The like, do you guys want to see the nipple trick. Okay. I've seen Jake you get Nick. Jake get naked at three. I used to do it at parties. I'm ready to throw it out anytime.

Usually it's parties that a lot of people aren't getting naked at. I choose to do it. So how did you all meet in college? I'm dying to know this. We got hired to talk to the same teacher, the same fine arts camp in the Berkshires and Massachusetts. And Jake was a grad student at the time and I was an undergrad. So even though it's a program, I'm 18 months older than you. You all might sound like I'm 30 years older than you. Jake, I totally get that Jennifer X like I'm much younger than she is. I'm much. I'm like four years is not that much. I think about all the things you had accomplished it for when I was just a little baby just a little. This what she said so I call her trying to be nice a good friend I'm like hey go get your COVID booster at the drugstore

they have a man bubble was she's oh I'm too young for the COVID so she's like you're such a senior you had to be 50 to get the COVID booster and spoiler alert. I'm still two years shy of that. She's paving the way for you. Well, I'll like all know all the tricks in the nursing home before she gets there. We're like, oh, go out to the bars. We drove like 45 minutes to this bar in Western Massachusetts called the red door. And I mean, no club red, a club the red door is a perfume. You marry that's true. Jesus, we got the club red, which it is not angles.

This is not a nice gay bar. Okay. This is not. That's what the gay protocol is. Angles, the bar and Oklahoma. We love it. Fantastic.

So fun. Close. They all have names like that. Angles attitudes. the rec room, the bars. Did you, Jake, did you know the 80s shows Dallas, iconic, Dallas, J.R. Ewing? Yeah. Dallas. There was, I knew Dallas. J.R.s. And then was the big gay bar. And then across the street Sue Ellen's, I thought oh yeah J.Rs I went to J.Rs a lot you could stand in circles and talk to gay men you had no chance with

That's funny you bring that up Jen because Who'd all called me after not have going out to J.Rs because that was our stop-of-grounds J.R This is a real story. It's a real story Any my friend and I who lived in LA for a while said, we'd lived there for like a year and we're like, you need to come to LA. And he's like, no, no, no, I'm doing, I'm in school here.

I'm finishing my doctorate. Like, I'm a serious academic person. I can't leave and I went, okay, fine. And so he called me and he said, this is the morning after he's in that said, you sound right. He's like, yeah, I got a little drunk last night. He said, well, I looked around the club and I was talking about seven different people and I realized I'd fucked all of them

It's time to move them Not all of them, but all of them at least by proxy like another word I'd slept with like three people who I was talking to but those three people had slept with the other three more than once. That literally was it. And I said, I think it's time to go on to greater pastures. So that was your, an academic scholar devoted to your studies and the most

an academic decision ever made you to LA. Yeah. What was your doctor? Yeah. I did three years of course work in musicology. When I was doing my career and my doing my academic degree, I was like, this is, I don't think I want to be teaching school like in colleges my whole life. Did either of y'all teach teaching law school or do you teach interior design? No, but I would rather I would rather paint the interior walls of my house with a

Q tip, two coats, then teach a fucking class. Yeah. I don't like people. I don't like stupid questions and classrooms are wrong. Yeah. Stupid questions. I would be a teacher. I don't have the patience.

If I told somebody how to do something once and they came and asked me how to do it again, I would, I don't think I would be compassionate. Your empathy might be a little small. Yeah, it might be just a touch off. You'd be out the first day, Jen, because someone would ask you the same thing four times. And I was standing in the first 10 minutes of class. I have to tell you this? Are you sure that you're qualified to even to advance this far in school? This far.

I have, I just want to say that I agree with you on that. And something definitely, I wasn't playing on talk, but you triggered me. I have had it with people wasting my time. And at the worst, the worst, if you can't do something, you can't show up. Whatever, just tell me, don't waste my fucking time. But the worst waste of time for me is when you're in a class and someone, everybody's ready to go, the lecture is done and someone raises their hand. And they ask a question that's only the most specific question for their own fucking life.

And it has nothing to do with anyone else. It drives me crazy. Oh my gosh, we're in a simulation right now because we just have this conversation last night. Like do not be the person that asks the question specific to you. When everybody's done trying to get out of there. My son, my oldest son was going to New York on a class field trip. Okay, and the parent, those teachers were taking the students,

the parents couldn't go. So I have to go to this fucking parent meeting, right? Which is, I mean, it is fingernails on a chalkboard for me to sit there and call the power moms. So we go through the circle jerk of all the stuff and all the rules and regulations, exactly. And then we're at the tail end of it. And then here comes the hand. She raises it up. And here's the question she asks. She said, you know, do you all have a backup plan in case there is a 9, 11 style terror attack while the kids are in New York.

And I audibly said, for fuck's sake. Because I'm thinking, don't send your fucking kid to New York if you're that worried about it. Then yeah, your kid doesn't go to New York. I would have, this was, I was teaching in college. I was a grad student and parents, parents of my students, the college students would call me. And if I was, if I was either, if I gave them,

it's like a grade, they're gray like well, you don't understand. Jenny's really, she's been having a rough rough semester. And so she's really been there a lot. And I never returned any over on the ball. I know. Do and jealous Jenny. That's what her pro Jenny has what she's doing. Yeah.

Jenny hasn't shown up for class in four weeks. She's last time I saw her. She was getting dragged out of some club. So you need to worry about your daughter, not her grades. I had a woman email me and she totally is like, I just wanted to pitch my daughter to be an intern for Jennifer Walsh design. She's really interested in teardr design, the mother sent this, the mother email.

And I responded, I only hire interns that send their own resumes to me and are at least a junior or senior in college, majoring in interior design. Thank you so much for the information signed Jennifer because I'm just like immediately not going to hire your daughter because I'm not going to have your asset here running around. Yeah, why the fuck is she emailing? Right. She loves that. Let me ask you all a question. Huge red flag. Let me just speaking of red flag. I want to ask you all a question. So Pumps has a son that's 22 years old in in college and we got a dinner one night

and she is like angry texting somebody and then she takes a phone call and I go, that had to have been one of your kids, what's going on? She goes, oh, Sam's mad at me about something that I said in the mom group me. And I was like, pump the brakes. Pump the fuck you guys. Brow beat me.

You're in a mom group me for a 20 year old. Who are these people? And who are these monsters that they are raising? Because and then I saw I talked to Sam about it. And he's like, please get my mom out of that. I don't thank you, Jim. I'm an adult. I don't need you, Jim. I'm an adult. I don't need my mom into what do you think about that?

Well, Pomp's, I want to know why are you in there? Why are you in there? I'm great. What keeps you there? Well, okay, I'll tell you exactly what keeps me there. Like Sam is the worst at saying, okay, like parents weekend is this, we go to follies, you gotta buy tickets.

Like there's no information communicated whatsoever. And the mom's always know like what time, what t-shirt we're supposed to buy, where we're supposed to meet. Now, I understand that he's too old for that. I do. And he doesn't communicate. He's not really, and probably he just doesn't want me to get involved. I wonder why he doesn't communicate with.

I mean, I don't know. Can y'all take a stab at that? Jen is not impressed. I think the whole idea of a mom group me sounds terrifying. It's horrible. Let me tell you what I have to go through. Okay, my son, my youngest son recently switched schools. And there's this mom group me.

And it has, I can look it up right now. Hang on, hold tight. Let me tell you how many unread group me messages I have in the class. I have 150 unread messages in the mom group me. And you know what's going to happen if I never read them? Nothing. Nothing. Zero.

The last time I was in there, this is why I decided not to check it anymore. Let's do a mom get together and we can go to Kosobella kitchen where we can all take a pasta cooking class. I have several fucking problems with that. Sounds like hell. Number one, I don't like great activities. If I'm going out for the evening, I don't want to cook. I want the cooking to be done for me. And they're probably going to listen to this and they're probably going to think I'm the biggest bitch, but I'm okay with it. They're probably right.

And they're gonna pray over the pasta. There's gonna be a prayer. It's gonna be a whole thing. I think I'm on so many prayer rooms. Father, we just wanna come to you. We just wanna come to you. We say, Father, we just on our shows, you do a Father, we just prayer,

where you say, Father, we just want thank you. Or we just pray. Father, we just prayers. I grew up with them. We just want to thank you for this gluten. We want to keep gluten in a mirror. Bless this nourishment to our bodies and the other gluten people who don't want them

need to know what's up lower. We pray for them. How many prayer lists do you think you're on? Oh, the sins that I think my family commit, everyone's praying for all of us. And they're all kind of similarly bad. Yeah. Yeah.

My brother will, my brother will smoke weed occasionally. And like the extended family know about it. And they're like, I just, it's just, he's smoking that and it's not good for him. Here's what I get from my mother. You know marijuana is a gateway drug. Yeah. It's a gateway.

A gateway to calming your ass down. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm drinking water. I grew up with sweet tea. Let me show you what I've had it with. Oh, God. This is the best thing that has ever happened to me. Everywhere we go, she's got this fucking cup and that she has a backup at all times. And she has to have liquid going in the body all the time, all the time. She's got a wonder woman thing that pisses me the fuck off because I can hear it going. Oh my gosh. She just got. Yes. She's got mad at me because of her slurping on a. There it goes. No, I'm with you. I'm that shit.

I've had. Why does everybody have to carry on large beverages. You don't say that. They don't. My mama does that. I mean, she'll, here's the thing. There's water right over there, but you never know. Just go get it. What if you get stranded in some place and you need a drink? And it also, it keeps it so cold. I mean, my mother, I mean, people in LA don't get this, but we talk about like what back we're we're from is somebody says they're going to happy hour. You know, they're going to sonic. They're not going to go. Everybody goes to happy art. Sonic and my mom, she'd be like, it's happier, maybe it's she's going to sonnet to get

her. I just put some cherry. I doctor pepper with diet cherry light on the ice, root 40, but it's a 40, 40, 40, 40. I've had, but it's a parking. You know, 44. I've had it with all of that shit. You can drink out of glasses and that's been good enough for everyone before that. I agree. I've had it with all of that shit. Jake doesn't believe all the stories that I talk about. I've had it with Oklahoma stories, which I don't believe are real.

He was talking about all the towns he lives, like, well, you know, because on Davis, and they all none of them sound real. And he was talking about, yes, way pain. Wayne pain, a toka, a toka. Yeah. There is a story in the pan, I mean, a city in the panhandle of Oklahoma that is called hooker and their team mascot is the hooker horny toads. Right next door to hooker is beaver and their mascot are the beaver desters. No, it's true. Welcome to the Beaver Duster territory. That's good. Hooker horny toes. It's fantastic. It was a mascot in high school. I was the long-grove long-horned. So I don't know what it would be like to be a beaver duster. Yes. Beaver duster or a hooker horny

toe. I guess that I still can't believe that high school mascots are still a big like you're telling me in high school people I heard about when I went to college people dressed up as their mascots you're telling you have a old in Oklahoma they have like a whole high school history. It is a big deal. Yes, no it's a big deal. Yeah, thank you. I just thank you. Yeah, he went to a mascot camp. I did go to a mascot. You know how much those mascots make? I about felt over when I found out like a professional team mascot, like we have the Rumble, then what, Rumble, the Buffalo for the Thunder, those mascots make about a half a million dollars a year.

Wow! Yes. Yes. Wow. I could do that. That's shit. Dress me up as Rumble and send me out of a cannon. I'm your girl.

Yeah. Yeah. I once tried to do a cartwheel in high school and then the the longhorned head came off. I fell over and then children started screaming and saying, Brino's dead. So it didn't go good. That's the cardinal sin of mascot. Yeah, you got to get changed. Yeah, you were shamed.

You cannot talk. You cannot show your head as a mascot. And people that do, I have disrespect for them because I don't have a lot of arrogance about a lot of things, y'all, but I was a damn good fucking mascot. I love it. I love it that you guys are so like in tune to Oklahoma. It looks like we have so much in common. He would have ever known. I love it. And when you can't, I feel like I feel like I've lived there half of my life just hearing the stories. Yes.

We are a lot cheaper now. Yeah. I remember Arbuckle Wilderness because the commercials used to come on in North Texas. It was still a market. Yes. And we, and he started singing the Arbuckle Wilderness song. And I threw like imprinting or something. Just he's like, come see the animals at our buckle wilderness.

The animals are waiting for you. And so now all of our listeners, we will sing it. We'll go to a live show. When we go to we will sing it. And this is not in Oklahoma City. We'll go to like fucking Seattle. And everybody in Seattle will sing the animals. Our bucket of wilderness. And I basically, one of the reasons I started saying it was, was when like, when stupid people, that's another thing I've had it with was stupid people try to engage with wild animals at all and should be murdered. And remember that bison?

Exactly. That bison gourd someone in like North Dakota, because they were trying to get a picture. And I was like, you can get gourd by a bison at our bus. Gold wheeled is they should just let the animals out of the cages and just have what have fun. Whatever with those people. If you want a picture taken with an animal, here's your real picture. Take this.

They've got the animals horns up your ass. Probably very pretty. take this. I'm a big person who doesn't like private zoos of any kind because I just think they're ridiculous. They are. And it's weird to own lots of wild animals. Yeah. And I just like, let it let it let the animals go and let them just like eat the people who have the private zoo. But the animals had the last laugh. Well guys, we have to go but thank you. This has been so fun. I'm going to have you. We're excited. We're planning a well, we're genuine producer. We're going to have you on our show.

All right. We're having us. It was so fun. See you soon. Bye. Bye. Those guys are so much fun. Right. Like I want to go stay at their house and live for a little bit. I love this other night sense. It's so comforting. Yes. And I love how he tortures the other one with all the Oklahoma stories. Right. Follow us on all the shit, like all the shit. Say, by the audience the audience, assuming there is one.