I've Had It - What the Hell Is Wrong With You?

Episode Date: October 19, 2023

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So we supposed to start the podcast. Ready? One, two, three. Oh, that was shit. That was the total dog shit. Okay, one, two, three. Better, but not my best. It's a bad sign. Bad album. This is going to be a great episode regardless of your inability to start it off properly. That's, I mean, let's hope so. A star like you, you're not a one-trick pony. No, I've got lots of tricks.

Yeah, I mean, that's just, if the podcast lived and died on that clap, we would have been over a long time ago. A long time ago. Yeah, it's inconsistent. It's been really good lately, so you can bank on that. Pumps, what have you had it with?

What I've had it with, Jennifer, is the department of motor vehicles? Oh, yeah, that's awful. I've had it with the incompetence. I've had it with the attitude. And I've had it with making simple things so hard. None of this shit should be so hard. I had to go get all my tags, new tags for the cars. So I go in there. And the first thing she asks me is, are you paying cash or credit? And I'm like, well, I don't know,

I don't know how much it's gonna be. And she's like, oh, and I'm like, can you tell me how much it's gonna be? Well, no, I can't tell you. And I'm like, well, then why the fuck did you ask? Then she takes each insurance, each car, she pulls it up individually. So she takes the first car and then I have to go sit down.

And then she takes the second one and she hand rides all this shit. I was probably in there 45 minutes to get car tags, which should have taken approximately two, three minutes at tops, the inefficiency. What are you melding your car tags or doing online? Well, I didn't know you could do that, and then I just got the one for Sam's car, and that's what I'm gonna do.

It's sitting out on my desk, like that's the first thing I'm gonna do. I haven't been to the DMV and forever because everything's online now. I mean, I just didn't know what you could do that. Yeah, you just gotta stick with me. I could have steered you on the outside. Maybe, you just got to stick with me. I could have shared you. Maybe that's why they punish you when you go in.

They're just like these fucking idiots that probably that. And could you imagine working there? No, they hear the deal. I was being nice. I was being friendly. I was like, okay, you know, and she was acting like I was bothering her when she was sitting in a bubble bath.

I'm like, honey, you're at work. You're not in a bubble bath. This is your job to do this cortex at the glacial pace. But anyway, I did get it done. My next one, I'm going to do not in person. I'm just going to mail it in. Let me ask you this, when you have a series of issues in a 60, 90 day span, right, wherein you don't receive what you perceive as good customer service. Do you ever think to yourself, am I the common denominator? Absolutely not. Never.

I was just curious. No, never. Never. All right, let me tell you what I've had it with. OK. I have had it with monthly memberships, a gym, Kylie has one at a taining place, and it's some local racket you're a member of.

Right. And when you want to cancel the membership, they mandate that you have to come in and do it in person, or it's not canceled. Right. Because they just think you're going to give it. I think that is total exploitation. I remember this gym and I want to cancel it. And I've called them multiple times and said I just want to cancel it. And they say I have to go in there. They make you do the walk of shame. And it's like this is 2023. Everything's digital. Right. Everything's online, and I don't want to go in there.

I just want to stop paying for it. Yes, immediately. Well, but here's the deal. I think they just assume you'll give up and forget to go in there and they can charge you another mat, then it'll go another mat. That's why I... So they make many on it.

It's exploitation. Yes, it's total exploitation. To where you should be able to go, and I'm a problem with them saying, you know, 30 days. Right, I don't have an issue with that. It's the in-person dickover. Yes. Carly, don't you have some sort of taming membership

that you never use? I pay $100 a month for this taming membership that I literally have not used in years. Because every time I called to cancel, when I would remember, I'm like, I should cancel that I literally have not used in years, because every time I called to cancel when I would remember, I'm like, I should cancel that. They say, come in. So I've just let it sit for years. See, you're the, I'm like, fuck it.

It's worth a hundred dollars to not go. Right. See, this is why they keep doing it. I think that they just know that you forget about it most of the time. And if you have to go in, you're not going to prioritize it. I have an idea. Okay. You're an attorney. Right. Why don't we have you write a document? Okay. That you demand that it be canceled immediately and that their policy of in person is somehow prejudicial. Like maybe Kylie is a Gort Fobick or she has a fear of getting COVID, etc. etc.

Right. Or maybe Les Mines don't like to go cancel tan memberships. Who knows what the reason could be. Right. And then you have like a notary seal. Yeah. Yeah. Let's make official documents and you could sign, you know. We can pair it out for David.

Yes. And then I could write a letter on my letterhead with the affidavit and say, I need to see proof of cancellation in five days. Yes. Yeah. Let's do it. Okay. Dada. Dada.

Dada. Dada. People's court. Still don't really know what that is. Oh my god. You're missing. You're too young. It was so good.

It was so good. I loved it. The people's court was so good. Doug Louwellin. Yeah. Yeah. I always got him. No, I think that's what needs to happen. Yeah. We'll Luelland. Yeah. I always got him. No, I think that's what needs to happen.

Yeah. We'll do it next week. Yeah. All right. Welcome to I've had it where we are canceling in person cancellation memberships through our in house attorney. That's right. I've had it.

Pumps. Attorney at law. Membership canceler extraordinaire. Now people are going to assume that they just send me their membership to where to cancel it and I can cancel it. It'd be a great side hustle. They would be a great, let's see if I can get a gen

with Kylie first. Let's get an LLC whipped up. Right. Right. All right, Kylie, do you have any documents or anything you want to share with us? I have an email from a listener. Okay.

And we don't talk about this, but a lot of people send us. They write out their I've had it instead of overvoiced my mouth, so I thought we'd read one today. Meredith emailed us and said, ladies, I wanted to write in to tell you what I have had it with. I've had it with women who use the word tribe to describe their friend group. You are not a part of an indigenous group. You are a white Instagram mom and sitting in a circle drinking wine does not make you a tribe. If I hear I'm so thankful for my tribe one more time,

I may actually implode. I'm going to start reporting these bitches on Instagram and Facebook. It's my mission in life to see all of them blocked. I must stop the infection. She's so right about the tribe. She is so right. It's a hundred percent white Instagram moms that have the tribes, but I have something pretty hilarious to share with everyone right now. What is it? Josh Welch has the word tribe tattooed kind of up here on his shoulder slash collar. For what reason? Okay, so let me explain Josh Welch's tattoo journeys. Okay.

When I first started dating him, I was in my late 20s and he was in the middle of the Let me explain Josh Welch's tattoo journeys. Okay. When I first started dating him, I was in my late 20s and he was in his early 30s. He had like one of those Pamela Anderson style tattoo ankle-its with the barbed wire. Right. Right. That's where popular. And then like maybe some pea symbols and he had like two tattoos that he had gotten

just the year before meeting me. So zero tattoos until like the age of 3031. Okay. Okay. So then I would be at home and then he'd come home and he'd have saran wrap wrapped around some bodily part of his and he had gone rogue to the tattoo shop and gotten more and more tattoos. He has a, the tattoo that says tribe because that's like his relation with me and the boys, like where his tribe. You're his tribe. Okay, then he has a tramp stamp above his ass

with the own prayer on it. He does, he has a tram stamp. He has a tram stamp. He has some Chinese characters here on his forearm. And somebody asked him the other day, like, what does it mean? He goes, honestly, I don't even fucking know. He doesn't even try to fake it anymore. He used to be like, I think it's diversity or something.

Right. He has our family nicknames, so which was, because he changes those all the time. So it's Denise, which is my middle name, which is the worst, worst middle name ever, Denise. Don's bad. Yeah, don't on DAW. And those are horrible middle names.

So it says Denise, and then he calls Dylan Shoe's and then he calls Roman bromine. So that's tattooed. So he has all of these tattoos, but he has a tribe tattoo and I can't wait to read that. When next time we guessed him, Kylie, I just want you say, I hate Josh, I got an email. Let's just cold read it. Because I don't think he listens to the episodes unless he's on them. Right. Well, of course not. Why would you assume that? I also want to let you know he came in here today before this episode to let me know that if we want him back because he has become such a big star, that I need to reach out

to his reps to get him in the chair from now on. Right. Anyway, it's reps, me, pumps. It's funny because he said that same thing to me and I was like, who your reps and he couldn't come up with any. He just thinks that's, it just a real, it sounds cool to say. Real knee slapper, that's just real funny.

You know, he did give a dad joke the other day. I'm like, what is going on with the dad joke? He's like, I know it's bad. I was like, stop. He did a dad joke and then he's just like, I'll tell you what he's been doing a lot. I mean, be at a restaurant and we'll run into somebody. He's making you look quasi normal with this.

He'll ask people questions that you know are going to solicit a long and lengthy and boring and unclever and an interesting and unfunny response. And I just sit there and and fucking suffer through it. Then the person leaves me and he goes, ah, he's a yak mouth. I'm like, well, gee, I wonder why.

I wonder why he felt that he could stay in there as I have a fork in my hand with my bite on it. Because somebody kept fucking feeding him cat food. And that stray cat just kept answering. I'm glad somebody's worse than me. It's Josh. It's bad. Okay.

It is bad. That's a group that I want to be in. And then I'm in that situation where I'm a forced listener. Force listener. I've had it with being a forced listener. You do it to me and Josh doesn't to me. And I'm a forced listener. probably are listeners feel the exact same

What a heaping pile of dogs instead of saying listener from now, and I'm gonna say listen up force to listeners That's great. That's great. All right, Kylie, are we gonna hear more, like I think it's a voice memo day, right? Yeah. Oh, good. I love voice memo days. Did you welcome the pod? If I did or didn't, let's do it again,

because here I've had it. We daughter eyes, that's right, cross our teeth. Welcome to this forced listening hour. I've had it. I'm Jennifer. I'm Jennifer. I'm Angie. She is the pretty one, the old one. I'm the young one and the smart one.

And I'm the youngest and the gay one. Oh yeah, there's two gay ones. I heard a voiceman one the other day that they said, hi to lesbian podcasters and Jen. Oh, love it. Okay. You know, pumps, so many of the things that we've had it with, we can't do anything about, right? These gender reveal parties, despite our best efforts, they keep going on and you read about them in the news nonstop.

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by going to rocketmoney.com slash had it. That's rocketmoney.com slash had it. Rocketmoney.com slash had it. All right, at first, we're revisiting a topic from Mackenzie. Okay. Hey, y'all, I just have a comment about the scrub abuse, the scrub fraud, because I've had it too. I saw someone stay at home, mom, with the most peace and love for all stay at home moms, but a stay at home mom wearing scrubs. And everyone said, oh, like I thought you were a stay

at home mom, she said, I am, but I just come in contact with a lot of bodily fluids, a lot of blood, and so I think I should wear scrubs. And bitch, get a grip, you don't need scrubs on. That is the most ridiculous out of touch thing I've ever heard. And I had it with that ridiculous.

Oh man, that is scrub abuse to the nth degree. Listen, I'm gonna let you take it from here because I beat up on these women all the time. Why don't you give Kylie some shit to chop up and spit out on Instagram? I'm not as hateful as you but I'll try. I think that the scrap abuse, here's what my mind goes to. She obviously wants people to think she's a doctor or a nurse or dentist or somebody that would wear scraps. Why

she is saying to people, I get so much bodily fluid on me, is fucking stupid. I think that's a one-of- much bodily fluid on me, it's fucking stupid. I think that's a wannabe. I think it's a huge wannabe. And I think you'd be better served, just owning who you are, running around in your Lululeum clothes. I mean, why are we wearing scrubs?

I think this is a crazy fucking person. It's what I think. I think so too. I think this is a good thing. I think she's for Coco. Yes. I think she's. She might also be trying to get laid on the side. Thinking that people think she's got many because she's a physician and that she's going

to have an affair with them. Where? Because I think that's why guys do it. Where in the scrubs for cock? Yes. Scrubs for cock. Scrubs for cock. Hashtags.

Scrubs for cock. I mean, you're here. You went right there. I didn't think so. I think this is a Kuku for Coco that's been at home watching children shows with her kids. Right. Now, she's at a state where she can probably drop them off at school. She's like, what the fuck's going on with my life? And so she thought, you know, kind of in a crazy bender like she's online.

She's like, fuck it. I'm going to buy some scraps. And she just start wearing them. You know what? Sometimes I think it would be liberating to be that fucking crazy. Yeah, it would. You know what I'm just, I'm just gonna start wearing fucking scraps.

What do you do? Do you work in medical industry? No, I'm a podcast, I'm an interior founder. I know what we should do. What we should make have I've had it podcast uniforms that are scrubs. And you know, they have those cute little jogger scrubs. Yeah, they do.

And we can put our logo on the scrubs. Yes, we'd never have to worry about we war again. We're just going to start wearing scrubs. If you can't beat them, join them. Yes, I'm ordering scrubs. That's a great idea. You're always thinking. I am fucking chock full of good ideas.

Chock full. Not chocked. Chocked full. Chock full. Chock full. Yeah. You know how scared would be to go to the doctor and the wearing eye've had it scrubs. I would love that. I think what we could do this is be really fun.

So like, let's say we have an in-studio guest, right? So like, come on. The receptionist, Hathi downstairs could be like, inscrubs as well. And he could be like, hi, what time is your appointment today? Would you please sign in or write the reason for visit? And then we have a clipboard with like literally 15 different pages. And we could get so much information like if you ever had an STD, I would fill it out. And then before they come on the pod,

they have to go in the bathroom and change the scrubs. We need the booties for the feet. Yes, with the sticky stuff on the bottom. Yadda, you think anybody would do that? That would be kind of a fantastic try to do. Pumps, you would do it. You'd fill out that social so fast. Oh, yeah.

We know I would. Yeah. But I just, I wonder if we could get somebody to walk in here and scrubs if we were like, oh, here's your outfit to be on, I've had it. Oh, yeah. Probably. I like a clipboard asking them all

about their medical history relationship, religion you are. What drugs are you on? What sexuality, what drugs are you on? How often do you drink? How often do you smoke? Was the last time you smoked when was your last period? Was the last time you had intercourse?

I mean, I just all of it. So then we can sit down and say, so. So Jared looks like you got laid 48 hours ago. Why not last night? What's going on with you? I think it'd be like it to be that crazy. Yeah. I think the mom is fucking ridiculous. I've had it with her. But also, I kind of want to be that crazy. What does she get to be crazy? I'm going to wear scrubs because I get bodily fluids on me. We're wearing scrubs because we have to keep a very sanitary podcast studio.

Right. No germs in the podcast studio. Yeah. That's what we could say. Yeah. We can just say it. I love that. Yeah.

Great. Great. I know that voice panel was going to take this route. Yeah. Thanks for bringing that to our attention that we've been neglecting work uniforms for the podcast All right up next we've got Katie Pagin and pumps it's Katie I've had it with the GoFundMe abuse that I have been seeing lately online. I mean, should I just start

to go fund me to have all of my student loans paid off? Because that's what people are doing these days. I literally got a notification from my cousin of his GoFundMe to help him get through school. He's asking me to help him pay for his schooling on go fund me. I've had it. I have a great idea. What? I'm going to start a go fund me for our new scrub uniforms. Why is everybody get to be fucking crazy? Right. Why do we have to be on the moral high ground all the time? I want to wear scrubs and I want you to fucking pay for them. I think she said right, the GoFundMe thing. It just, what I always think about when I see these stupid crazy as people with the GoFundMe's. I think who is putting money into those?

Like who would actually do it? But people do, obviously. You know those fucking nets that are on trial in Georgia, everybody's gotta go find me. I'm like, let them fucking burn. They did it. Let them pay for it. You mean the defendants in the George Fulton County case?

Oh, and the Trump deal. Yes. Oh, they all have go fund me. Yes, they all have go fund me. Doesn't Rudy Giuliani have a go fund me? I don't know if he has a go fund me, but he's trying to raise money because he's just asked deep in alligators on that deal. It's a total grift.

It's a total grift. I mean, some people, like if you have a sick child and people know you have a sick child, that's completely different than we had a Parisian vacation to go find me. Yeah. We've got this guy going to school, get a student loan like everybody else. Like why are you making other people's problems? But the thing is people put many in there. What about when people like put their Vinmo in there like Bios?

Yeah. I've seen cars driving around with their Venmo handle. Just for light back. I'm driving behind you, so I thought I'd give you five bucks. You know what, you could send him a dollar and say you're a fucking nut. You're a fucking nut. You're a fucking nut grifter.

But you know what they'd say? Thank you for the dollar, go fuck yourself. That's right. So it's not the burn, the win you want it to be. That's right. Yeah, you're exactly right. Okay, Kylie, who's next? All right, up next we've got Nicole.

Hi, Jenny Haphumps. First time caller here. So this is my flagship grievance. And it's a fucked up one. I'm gonna admit it. But I've had it with the fact that we do not put calls of death in an obituary. I believe in my core that if you have died outside of the normal realm of circumstances

that it should be required information in the obituary. As your grandma 99 and she died because she wrecked her Harley, did your cousin's brother's sister's babysitter get, getting by fucking shark, we want to fucking know. I am a nosy bitch. I do not want to have to sift through 100 Facebook comments to figure out what the fuck happened. I'm not going to ask because that's rude. I, and that's what I've had it with. I think that that's what, that should be the norm. Thanks for coming to talk.

It's so good. It's so relatable. It's, I mean, we need to know. We need to know. Were you banging out your secretary while your wife said how making dinner, those are the things that were interested in the fact that you died peacefully in your sleep. No one cares. No. We want to know the juicy, gory detail. Yes. My favorite part about that voice memo is this, she gets, I don't want to have to go. A true Facebook comments deep. Because you know, I've done it.

I forgot what the fuck happened. You know, and then you're like clicking on people and then you're like, how did this happen? Especially if it's a death that's like pringestore. And I'm gonna check it out. Yes. Yes.

In the obituary, he's like, we need to know, it would really spice up the tail end of all of these, like, if they died on time. Right. If it was a time. You know, like, you know, Lola Mae, she got Parkinson's, right? She had a courageous fight for three or four, you know, you can be, okay, Parkinson's. You know, and then you could kind of be like, okay, well, Parkinson's really took out four or five people this week or whatever.

Right, right. You know, but I just, I think we need to know because at least a few times a month, You're gonna get something, you know, Jim Bob was fucking some hookers and smokers and crack at the Motel 6 and his heart finally gave out. Right, now that, I would start reading the obituators every day if I was gonna get that kind of juicy scoop every now and then,

you know, once or twice a week, yes. Yeah. I wouldn't miss. Yeah. It'd be all over that. You know, Josh reads the obituaries every day. See, that's weird. I think so too. That, it'd be all over that. You know, Josh reads, though, Bich worries every day. See, that's weird. I think so too.

That's like what old people do, like what my mom does. Yeah, no, he reads him every day. He has this kind of like, he romanticizes with depression. He's always kind of had that component. Right. And so it's always like this,

like narrative, like, there's just a lot of sadness in the world. And I think that's maybe just having been an addict or I mean, I don't know, but it's always, I'm like, what the fuck are you doing reading the obituaries? You don't know, you're just like, I don't know, I just need to know who died.

All right. Okay. Okay. I'd start joining them if it had the cause of death. Absolutely. That would revamp the obits. I know, and I'm shocked that as capitalistic as this society is, why aren't they marketing this?

Like you could advertise, like, you know, Kylie died from vaping, and then it could be an ad right below it, stop vaping now. And people could start profiting off your death, and we're a little bit disappointed in capitalism, because it's so fucking cutthroat that they haven't taken it all the way there. What these cause of death?

I agree. How much do you know the newspapers? If they put cause of death in the Obeds. I have something I have to tell you. Wait, the newspapers are now all online. No, I know, but nobody really reads them. Do they? Yeah.

I read the New York Times every day. Oh, I just get the blurbs on the app. Just the interesting stories. I don't like, do you read it like, cover together or just the stories you want? Not cover to cover, but I click my New York Times app. I play Whartle, you know, I play Connections, and then I go read the news of the day.

Do you read like the lifestyle section and all that? I do a, I do a, do you just do a full preview every day. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I just have it all curated and one little thing like the stuff I like.

I'm part of the algorithm problem though. Yeah. Because I like, yeah, I mean, I don't think there's anything wrong with that. Yeah. All right. All right, up next we've got Luke. Jin and Poms, I have absolutely had it with people praising normal behavior.

Like people, you know, somebody shows up to work 10 minutes early. Oh, look at you. No, this is normal behavior. Somebody performs like they're supposed to. Oh, oh, look at, look at Betty. She did a great job on that project. She blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, died at her eyes and crossed her teeth. No, that's what she was supposed to do.

That was her job. Why are we praising this behavior? This is creating monsters. We are creating monsters. Over and out. He is right. We're creating monsters. It's like we've always said,

like our kids age people, like everything they do is perfect. And I'm guilty. I'm not saying I'm not guilty. But like, oh my gosh, you did a great job over nothing. And then it's like at some point they're gonna go into work and like, here's my project, they're like, okay, thanks. They're not gonna go, oh my gosh, you did such a great job.

Here's to you, let's get your picture with it. You know, all that stuff. Right. And I thought of two experiences that I specifically remember. One was when I was married, if my ex-husband was like, well, I unloaded the dishwasher. Like, I fucking do it every day. I don't ask for a fucking pad on the back. Like, why are you making an announcement?

That was one. And then, I mean, I know it's tried and true. But, well, do you need me to babysit the kids? You can't fucking babysit your own kids. It's not a thing. You can't do it. So I just, I know it's tried and true, but well, do you need me to babysit the kids? You can't fuck a babysit your own kids. It's not a thing. You can't do it. So I just, I've had it. He's 100% right.

I agree. You should have at work on time. Oh good, let's run a parade down your street. That's so great. Yeah. You're supposed to. Yeah, no, I think it's a big, the praising, when you start praising everybody

for doing the bare minimum, we're celebrating the bare minimum. Right. A mediocre. Yeah, yeah. Mediocrity. Mediocrity, right there. It's just, I don't, I'm not a fan.

I think people praise their kids too much. I think that you have to do something kind of extraordinary to get a few surprise out of me. It's very difficult for me to muster up. Praise for somebody doing the bare minimum. I just, I don't get enthusiastic about it at all. All right, next we've got Megan. I have had it with my Uber Republican parents

convincing me that my dogs are not gay. They hump each other. They kiss each other like two old Italian men that own Ferraris. Again, they hump each other. They're in love. My parents say, no, no, no, no, that's not true. It's just brotherly love. I don't think you love your brother like that.

Anyway, I love you guys so dearly. A piece of my heart goes out. I've been watching your podcast and then rewatching it to make sure that I didn't miss anything. Look, you guys. It's true that dogs can be gay. Right, I have a gay dog. Yeah.

And I have super Republican parents. Right. So we have a lot in common. We're like bonded over that. Yeah. Have you told your super Republican parents that your dogs gay? I don't think it's ever come up.

Yeah. I don't think it's a big dog. They hate him anyway, because he's a big dog. Yeah. They only like little dogs. Yeah. I remember once you were out of town and your mom was keeping him. And it was like seven little dogs. Yeah, I remember once you were out of town and your mom was keeping him and it was like

Seven degrees outside. Yeah, and she made him sleep outside in the garage She know what was outside. No, it was in the garage. It was outside. It was in the garage Okay, she has been in the garage because she said she Googled it which I don't even think she can Google So that's probably in Loretta's back that because he's a Siberian he could survive in this much heat, blah, blah, blah, whatever the temperature was and he had it by like 10 degrees. How do you think, like, you know, his, he's like, you've shaved him, he loves it,

he loves it. He loves it because we are like so bonded now. He does not get one inch away from me. We spoon it night. He gets right up on the pillow. He loves it because I love him so much more without the shedding. So when it comes to winter time and it's cold, are you gonna let him grow his fur back or keep him shaved? I'm gonna keep him shaved. He will never get his fur back. Will you get a sweater for him? Yeah, I'm gonna keep him shaved. He will never get his fur back. Well, you get a sweater for him. Yeah, I'm gonna sweater for him. Yeah, he'll need some sort of sweater.

But he's not outside, other than our walks. He really doesn't go outside. But when you take, he's gonna need a puffer jacket. That's a great idea. I'm so glad you said that. A Montclair puffer jacket. Oh, I don't know that I'll spend a Montclair, but I bet I can get one from Amazon.

Yeah, he needs a little puffer jacket with a little hood. Yeah, well, he still has it on his head. Like, you know what? Since he's gay, you could do like a rainbow puffer. That is a great idea. Yeah, you could have your very own gay pride parade each and every day that you walk in the water. Oh my gosh, I love that. I'm still not changing the permanent record about your pet ownership. I know. You won't change it, but.

No, but I like, I like this idea. I I know, you won't change it, bet. No. But I like this idea. I like the idea of the sweater that was great, and then you just built on even a better idea. The gay sweater. The gay sweater, we gotta have that. I bet you can find that for sure. Gay dog, gay sweater. Gotta have it.

Other dogs need to know he's available in gay too. That's right. Has he ever gotten to fall in love? He's in love with my dog. Yeah, right. Tubby. Tubby doesn't love him back though. No, no.

No, Tubby's not attracted to him at all. Do you think Tubby is straight or just not attracted to Blaze specifically? Tubby's in love with me. Tubby's in love with Cha Cha because they do the bad dance. They do. I've talked to him about it. I'm like, she is a minor. And she is your

sister. It's wildly inappropriate. We've talked about it multiple times. Right. And like last night, when I attacked him and because he sleeps right next to me, it's like, you've got to quit dry camping. Your sister, she's two. And she's your sister. And it's just not okay. It's not and she's your sister. And it's just not okay. It's not okay. So I don't know, I mean, we're working through it, but yeah. Yeah, but like, a lot of people don't understand this

and Kylie might understand this. My son Roman understands this, but like, Tebi for me, he's my biological son, my husband, my boyfriend, my soulmate, my brother. All of those things are true at the exact same time. And a lot of people can't understand that level of nuanced love. Right. You know, but Roman understands,

do you understand it Kylie? Absolutely. Yeah. He, it's like, there's, if my life, my love life are multiple baskets, that motherfucker has eggs and every single one of them. Hahaha. I do have to say in Toby's defense, because I've witnessed Chachon Toby. that motherfucker has eggs in every single one of them. I do have to say in Toby's defense because I've witnessed Chacha on Toby. Chacha kind of starts it. She like runs over, flops on her backs, spreads her legs.

She's like, where's Toby? Are you slet-shaming Chacha? I just like Toby's getting like all the rap. Yeah. Yeah, he's getting mixed signals from Chotch. But he is older, she is a minor. She is a minor and a sibling. Yes, yes. Yeah, well, and they are not technically related, but considering they're both my biological children. Right.

Chotch was my wife, my sister, my girlfriend, all of the things that Tubby is, she is that. But Tubby just has just an incredible bond with me. He was your first one. Yes, and I just, I think that he's jealous of my relationship with you. Yeah, he definitely is. And therefore, Blaze gets penalized as being a potential boyfriend for him because of Tubby's jealousy. Like, when I go home today, he's gonna smell you on me and he's not gonna like that one a bit.

He's not gonna like it one bit. The only time that he likes me is when you're not around. Yeah. And then he'll come right, snuggle up next to me. You think we were long lost best friends? The minute. The minute he, like here's you coming out the door, he could give two facts if I liver die.

Yeah. You've created a titty baby mama's boy. Oh, he is a titty baby's mama's boy. The situation is this, everything that I hate about people, it's completely different world when it translates to dogs, completely baby talk, perfectly acceptable. Titty babies recommended, encouraged, I need it. Co-dependency.

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did. And then she did. And I should with her ass. I love you ladies. Love you pumps. And you look small girl. Bye guys. I love the enthusiasm. I think she's 100% right. Your mom didn't raise you like that. And I like the enthusiasm. What the hell is wrong with you? You know, there's no reason to just have this puffer, puffer, valley, soft talk with soft people. It's pointless. Right.

You say, what the fuck is wrong with you? You know, when we were little and you could feel like the fear of your parents punishing pointless. Right. Say what the fuck is wrong with you? You know when we were little and you could feel like the fear of your parents punishing you. Right. I think that's an important guiding life through life, feeling that like just a tinge of fear to keep your shit in order. I think that's I think that's probably right. I did. A tinge not not overwhelming anxiety, but just this little tinge that if I left this bathroom like this, Juju walked in behind me.

She is gonna chew me up and spit me out. I think that that can be a way to keep the general public accountable. Right, just a tinge of fear. Not a lot. And everybody's gonna go fucking crazy. I've had it ladies and girls, everybody to live in fear.

No, yeah. Just a just a nap to take it over the finish line. You know what else I liked about that? She's going with your mom's ass to loved it. Yeah, she's gonna kick your ass. And then she can kick your mom's ass. And your mom's ass. You're both fucking going down.

That was an A plus plus five goal stars. Which means we are moms. We could get our ass kicked quite a bit. Oh my gosh. Messi Marvin. I have one of my kids is Messi fucking Marvin. I cannot imagine how many times my ass would get kicked. Yeah. I mean, it's just bad. One of my kids is super neat. The other is kind of messy, but I've noticed he's getting neater and neater now that he's in college. He's getting more like a self starter on getting stuff done. Is it your oldest that's messy?

Yes. Yeah. I mean, I'm just like, how is this possible to be so messy? I think I know why. Because I know. I was the, both the oldest we did everything for him. Everything. We were going to be fucking super moms, power moms,

like the moms to end all moms. And here's the deal, moms over mothering comes back to kick you in the ass. Yes, because they're still underwear on the floor when you're off to college. And sometimes the best things you learn, you learn on your own without your parents coming in and parachuting. Oh

Absolutely. Yeah, I will never forget. I was at I was like eight months pregnant and I went to lunch with a friend that Has always worked and she was a judge at the time She still is I guess but she said And I'm telling you if you decide to stay home with this baby do not Become one of those meathers that does everything for their kids. Because when those kids come to my kids house, I can find them immediately. They don't push their chair in. They don't take their plate to the sink.

I mean, she gave me a laundry list of things not to do. And so in my power mom days, I'll never forget it. I had this like epiphany. It's like one, two, three, four, five of those things that she told me. I was like, I've done every single fucking one and had to call her and say, I have become the worst, worst, worst. Yeah, it's bad. You got to let him do shit for themselves. I remember just a couple years ago we were in Mexico and we rented that house and we took all the suitcases. We went to check on the boys' room. Yeah, and I looked over and you were unzipping your 20-something year old kid's suitcase and unpacking and hanging everything up for him. And I said,

you can't be doing this. Like, you can't do this anymore. Right. And you I said, you can't be doing this. Like you can't do this anymore. Right. And you were like, I can't help myself. I know. I, it's like a disease. I can't get rid of. It's a compulsion with you. It's a compulsion. Yeah. You know how I'm about laundry anyway? No, this was the unpacking. No, I know, but I like to unpack. I like, I can't feel at hell on a trip until all my stuff is put away. Like I can't just throw my bedding sit on and go to the beach. I have to take a pack. No, I unpack. Right, but what you were saying is I was unpacking an adult.

And I was. You were unpacking an adult. I was. Let me ask you just one follow-up question. Okay. Are you still in the group me? I'm not in the group me. I didn't leave the group me, but I deleted all the group me off my phone like the app.

Wow. Is that liberating or what? Well, I had all the notifications off and stuff, but one time I asked a question and they were like, yeah, it's on the group me, but it's like from four days ago, and I thought, okay, well, I'll just look. And it was like, I was 286 messages behind it.

And I was just like, I don't wanna know that much. I just don't care that much to go through all this. Not gonna deep dive to find that out. No. So I just thought, you know, I'm out. Yeah, the group me is absolutely positively, absolutely positively ruining children's lives. It's an endurance test for adults too.

Well, and because the adults are just doing all, I went to Romans group me for his, he's a junior in high school. And it was here is the class t-shirt link. Here is a, they have to do service hours. Right. Sign your kid up for service hours. Do this for your kid. Do that for your kid. And I just looked at all of that and I thought he is 17 years old and drives a car

All of these things are Roman problems right none of these things are my problem if he wants a t-shirt He needs to advocate for himself To get it. Let me know what size he can get he can get on the computer and do it all himself I'm not fucking doing himself. I'm not fucking doing it. I'm not. And I think it's fucked up that all these parents sit and stew in all this shit when these kids are that old. I think it's super fucked up and I've had it. I mean, there, there's a lot of them out there. I want to get Juju on them. Oh my gosh. Yes, we need to get Juju on it in the group me just to send like voice

memos to the group me. What the hell's wrong with y'all? What do y'all up in here wiping your kids ass when they're 20 years old? You fucking freaks? Yeah, no, Juju is a queen. I want her. I want that's my fantasy. I want her to make a voice memo that I can drop into the group me. Yes. Now that's a voice memo. Ashtewing all of those fucking morons out, here's the deal. I've had it.

They need to stop. I'm worried about the, I'm worried about the trajectory of this generation and not because they're not willing and able because their parents won't let them be willing and able. Right, right. But somehow where the assholes that beat up on moms all the time were pro kids.

I was gonna tell you, I still haven't unpacked from tour. Oh my God, Kylie, are you serious right now? Yeah, I need someone to come over and do it for me. I immediately. Immediately. I get home, I pee, and then I immediately I pack my stuff and take my suitcase out to the garage. You have to immediately.

Immediately, I have the laundry done within two hours of being home. Everything's washed, dried, folded, put back at. Was your mom in a group me? No, didn't exist. But you're not super OCD about stuff like that. I mean, you're a perfectionist about the pod and stuff, but you're not.

So only place. You're not, are you a neatnik? No, I'm a terrain wreck. And I'm the youngest, so that's something to study. I'm an absolute terrain wreck. Well, that surprised me. Okay, Kylie, I mean, I'm just telling you, that's gonna sit on my brain. I'm an absolute train wreck. That surprised me. Okay, Kylie, I mean, I'm just telling you that that's going to sit on my brain. I'm going to worry about that suitcase.

That's just going to be like every time I see you, I'm going to ask you about it. You have to let it go. She's an adult. I know, but I mean, I almost feel like going over there. She has that camera at the police station. Her mom, her biological mom calls her all the time, her only mom. I don't know why I had to say that. You tore my podcast moms. Yes, exactly, but you're also our mom. Right, it's kind of hard, but her real mother, the gay birth to her, is not been on her for like two years

because whatever camera's got stolen, they recovered it. It's at the police station. She won't go to the police station and pick it up. And it's a nice camera, Kylie. Yeah. She's learned to give up, because I'm an adult. Yep, you gotta let the suitcase go, Pumps.

I know. I'm gonna send you my address. And I just... I've been to your house. I want to, I've picked your up. I want to note it in the permanent record that we, everybody's saying that we're anti-mom and then we're not nice to moms.

And it's because we are so pro children that we beat up on the moms that are co-dependent with their kids. The only exception I take to that is that you're a raging co-dependent with your kids. Yeah, I was going to let that slide. Now I am a raging co-dependent. I'll own it. And I've been a power mom. I mean, nice to iron my kids uniforms. I iron. No, I'm talking about the power moms that are up Tomahawk chopping around those schools. Yeah, no, I've never been a huge Tomahchakr. I haven't.

I went to one party and I thought this, what? Chopper. Oh, chopper. Chakr, chopper. Yeah, okay. All right, listen up up listener. We want you do want to tell that story? We're at 50. No. Okay. So what I thought. Listen up you force listeners. Five star reviews, Patreon, voice memos.

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